# OAD1 - Hey! Butts!

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***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime
<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Extra: Hey! Butts!
<br>**[01:34] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is the cave where the Storm <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dragon Veldora used to be.*<br>**[01:39] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's now the home and workplace*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of Gabiru and the other Lizardmen.*<br>**[01:44] Gabiru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Behold!<br>**[01:46] Gabiru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The hipokute herb plant I<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;raised is the largest of all!<br>**[01:51] Lizard**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indeed.<br>**[01:52] Lizard**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's our great Sir Gabiru!<br>**[01:54] Lizard**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're awesome!<br>**[01:55] All**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gabiru! Gabiru! Gabiru! Gabiru!<br>**[01:59] All**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ga! bi! Ru!<br>**[02:03] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And...*<br>**[02:04] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*In another corner of the cave*<br>**[02:06] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is where Vesta spends all day and night*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;developing all kinds of medicines.*<br>**[02:11] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want sleep.<br>**[02:13] Vesta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I see...<br>**[02:14] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Living in a slime's body makes things easy,<br>**[02:16] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and when I take my human form,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can taste delicious food.<br>**[02:19] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But you know, Vesta-kun...<br>**[02:24] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I want to indulge in an idle snooze!<br>**[02:26] Vesta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Should you look so proud when you say that?<br>**[02:29] Vesta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh... Give me just a moment.<br>**[02:32] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You rock, Vesta! You've got something for me?<br>**[02:35] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Despite his sarcastic retort,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vesta had just the thing for me.*<br>**[02:45] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course, I practically had<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to twist his arm to get it...<br>**[02:50] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But it's what you'd call<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a sleep-inducing drug.<br>**[02:55] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even these things are shaped like me.<br>**[02:59] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Vesta said he hadn't competed<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;his clinical testing yet...<br>**[03:03] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But if anything happens,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great Sage will help me out.<br>**[03:07] Great Sage**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Answer.*<br>**[03:08] Great Sage**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Shall I nullify the effects of the poison?*<br>**[03:10] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, no, that's not what I meant...<br>**[03:14] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, whatever. I'll just try it out.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That was a mistake!
<br>**[03:25] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this... the sleepiness...<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I haven't felt... in so... long...?<br>**[03:32] Great Sage**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Notice.*<br>**[03:33] Great Sage**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You have entered a sleep state.*<br>**[03:37] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And then,*<br>**[03:38] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*for the first time in ages, I had a dream.*<br>**[03:49] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Huh? What was I just doing?*<br>**[03:53] Shuna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, how adorable!<br>**[03:56] Shion**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great Rimuru, that looks fantastic on you!<br>**[03:59] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh, right.*<br>**[04:00] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I was being a dress-up doll, as always.*<br>**[04:03] Shion**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great Rimuru, wear this one next!<br>**[04:05] Shuna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And then this one!<br>**[04:07] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't know what they find*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so entertaining about this.*<br>**[04:15] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There are lots of other*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;fun things they could...*<br>**[04:18] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Wait...*<br>**[04:20] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What is there to do for fun in this world?*<br>**[04:23] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm not bored or anything,*<br>**[04:26] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but when everyone's working all the time,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;do they ever have any fun at all?*<br>**[04:32] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;They might eventually work themselves*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;into a sense of emptiness.*<br>**[04:40] Kurobei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[04:42] Kurobei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What was I doing?<br>**[04:44] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Like that.*<br>**[04:45] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd like to give them some kind of*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;entertainment before that happens,*<br>**[04:49] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but the things they could enjoy*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;indoors would take a while to create.*<br>**[04:52] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What could we start doing*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;right away? Maybe a sport?*<br>**[04:56] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*A sport...*<br>**[04:59] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Yeah! That's it!*<br>**[05:01] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'll come up with a sport that<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;could become our national pastime!<br>**[05:07] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;On that note...<br>**[05:08] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's try sumo!<br>**[05:10] All**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sumo?<br>**[05:12] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The rules are simple.<br>**[05:14] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you step outside this circle or<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your knees touch the ground, you lose.<br>**[05:17] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You hit and push your opponent to knock<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;them down or out of the ring to win.<br>**[05:21] Beni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is that all?<br>**[05:22] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's seriously all it is.<br>**[05:24] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, and you can't hit with your fists.<br>**[05:26] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Only with your palms.<br>**[05:28] Kurobei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We can't use scissors?<br>**[05:29] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You say the scariest things so naturally...*<br>**[05:32] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Also, you can't grab your opponent's hair.<br>**[05:35] Milim**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about grabbing them *with* your hair?<br>**[05:37] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can do that?!<br>**[05:39] Milim**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nothing is impossible for me!<br>**[05:43] Lizards**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sir Gabiru!<br>**[05:45] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's pretty amazing!<br>**[05:46] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But grabbing by the neck is also out.<br>**[05:49] Milim**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh. How boring.<br>**[05:50] Lizards**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sir Gabiru!<br>**[05:52] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And you can't poke vital points<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;like the eyes or stomach.<br>**[05:55] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So, no, you can't use scissors.<br>**[05:58] Shion**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What if we poke with something<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;besides our hands?<br>**[06:00] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What exactly are you touching right now?<br>**[06:02] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Try not to stab anyone, please.<br>**[06:05] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Also, you can't kick people<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the chest or gut,<br>**[06:07] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but other than that,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;kicking is actually allowed.<br>**[06:10] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Like in the legs.<br>**[06:12] Beni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then can we kick an opponent's head off?<br>**[06:15] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's not against the rules, <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but... kick it *off*?!<br>**[06:20] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can do that?!<br>**[06:21] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's scary! Scary! Scary! Scary! Scary!<br>**[06:23] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no! No kicking people's heads off!<br>**[06:25] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This isn't a killing match!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And you can't use skills or fly, either!<br>**[06:29] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is just for fun,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so I want you to fight safely.<br>**[06:33] Beni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay.<br>**[06:34] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why do you look disappointed?!<br>**[06:36] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, maybe expecting these guys*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to sumo wrestle was too much...*<br>**[06:42] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But they seem excited. It wouldn't*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be right to stop them now.*<br>**[06:47] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It'll work out! Yeah, that's right!*<br>**[06:49] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It'll be fine!*<br>**[06:51] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was a lapse in judgment that*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;would only be possible in a dream.*<br>**[06:55] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, and this isn't exactly dangerous, but...<br>**[06:59] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;sticking your fingers where they don't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;belong and pulling is not allowed.<br>**[07:02] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hiya!<br>**[07:05] Kurobei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How cruel...<br>**[07:06] Beni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We wouldn't have even thought<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to do such a despicable thing!<br>**[07:09] Shion**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How terrifying!<br>**[07:10] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I really can't comprehend*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;you people's standards.*<br>**[07:20] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is incredible!<br>**[07:22] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've heard it's not easy<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to make a proper sumo ring.<br>**[07:25] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You Dwarves really are great to have around!<br>**[07:28] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Good job, Myrd!<br>**[07:30] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You still won't talk, huh?!<br>**[07:31] Garm**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, Rimuru!<br>**[07:34] Garm**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is this how the "mawashi" should look?<br>**[07:37] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you a yokozuna?!<br>**[07:38] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'd believe it, actually...<br>**[07:46] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I hope this body doesn't melt...<br>**[07:49] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great Rimuru will now give<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the opening statement.<br>**[07:52] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, everyone, try not to get hurt<br>**[07:55] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;as you do your best in this sumo tournament.<br>**[07:58] All**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes, sir!<br>**[07:59] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The prizes have been determined by a<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;survey of both the men and the women.<br>**[08:03] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Prizes?<br>**[08:04] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The winner in the women's<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;division will receive<br>**[08:06] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the most requested prize:<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;one day spent with Great Rimuru!<br>**[08:12] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the heck?<br>**[08:14] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And the most requested prize among the men<br>**[08:18] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;was the chance to use<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Princess Shuna's lap as a pillow!<br>**[08:26] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No wonder they all seemed so excited.*<br>**[08:28] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Is that really the prize these women want?*<br>**[08:31] Ranga**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Master.<br>**[08:33] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's up, Ranga?<br>**[08:35] Ranga**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How do I look?<br>**[08:37] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you a Tosa dog?!<br>**[08:39] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, you know you can't sumo wrestle!<br>**[08:43] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The first round in the men's division:<br>**[08:47] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Kurobei versus Geld!<br>**[08:49] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're starting off with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the heavyweights, huh?<br>**[08:52] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This should be good.<br>**[08:54] Hakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then let us begin.<br>**[08:56] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You look good in that, Hakuro!<br>**[08:57] Hakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Face each other!<br>**[09:00] Hakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakkeyoi!<br>**[09:03] Hakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokotta!<br>**[09:07] Hakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokotta! Nokotta!<br>**[09:09] Hakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokotta! Nokotta!<br>**[09:10] Hakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokotta!<br>**[09:12] Kurobei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This is the big moment!<br>**[09:15] Geld**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let us give Great Rimuru a splendid show!<br>**[09:18] Shuna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great Rimuru!<br>**[09:19] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, are the girls all ready, too?<br>**[09:21] Both**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey! Wait!<br>**[09:27] Shion**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How do we look, Great Rimuru?<br>**[09:32] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Seeing women in mawashi feels a*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;lot more risqué than I expected.*<br>**[09:36] Kurobei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is our part in this over already?!<br>**[09:38] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*No, no, no, no, no!*<br>**[09:39] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Sumo originated as a Shinto ritual.*<br>**[09:41] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There's nothing to feel*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;guilty about... Nothing...*<br>**[09:44] Garm**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only have eyes for Shuna.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only have eyes for Shuna.<br>**[09:47] Garm**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only have eyes for Shuna.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only have eyes for Shuna.<br>**[09:50] Garm**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only have eyes—<br>**[09:52] Garm**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only have eyes for Shuna!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only have eyes for Shuna!<br>**[09:54] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Stop. That just makes you look more guilty.<br>**[09:54] Garm**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only have eyes for Shuna! <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only have eyes for Shuna!<br>**[09:57] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh!<br>**[09:58] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crap! I never decided who'd<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;be the referee for the women.<br>**[10:03] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakuro fits the part so well that I forgot.<br>**[10:06] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I shall do it.<br>**[10:09] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't mind?<br>**[10:11] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not at all.<br>**[10:13] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, I mean...<br>**[10:15] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Referees don't usually do stretches.<br>**[10:18] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you sure you didn't want to compete?<br>**[10:20] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Of course, I wanted to show you the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;results of all my practice, but...<br>**[10:35] Hakuro**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The winner is Benimaru!<br>**[10:39] Beni**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great Rimuru is watching.*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I can't embarrass myself.*<br>**[10:43] Beni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Yes...*<br>**[10:45] Beni**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great Rimuru is the only one suited*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to rest in Princess Shuna's lap.*<br>**[10:48] Beni**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's not because I don't want to let*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;just any jerk use my sister's lap as a pillow!*<br>**[10:53] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It was you who ordered us not to get hurt.<br>**[10:54] Beni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's only because my rage toward those who*<br>**[10:56] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh... Right.<br>**[10:57] Beni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*humiliate themselves before <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great Rimuru is my pride!*<br>**[10:58] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's clear who's gonna win for the men.<br>**[11:01] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;O-Okay, the job's yours, Soei.<br>**[11:04] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Understood.<br>**[11:05] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The first round in the women's division:<br>**[11:08] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Soka versus Shion!<br>**[11:12] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Face each other!<br>**[11:17] Garm**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only have eyes for Shuna. <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only have eyes for Shuna.<br>**[11:19] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakkeyoi!<br>**[11:19] Garm**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only have eyes—<br>**[11:21] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokotta!<br>**[11:24] Shion**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will not give up even a day*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;of service to Great Rimuru!*<br>**[11:28] Soka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Master Soei is watching from so close...*<br>**[11:32] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Th-This is...*<br>**[11:51] Soka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't... D-Don't...<br>**[11:54] Soka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;T-Too close!<br>**[11:57] Soka**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm sorry!<br>**[11:58] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Um, Great Rimuru...<br>**[12:01] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What judgment is appropriate<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in this situation?<br>**[12:04] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, no one could've helped that.<br>**[12:09] Shion**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great Rimuru warned me, and still I...<br>**[12:12] Shion**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This horn... This horn...<br>**[12:14] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It doesn't seem like it was intentional,<br>**[12:16] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;and it's not like she can put<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;her horn away like Soka can.<br>**[12:20] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For showing everything...<br>**[12:21] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I mean, for pushing her<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;opponent out, Shion wins!<br>**[12:24] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did you just say?!<br>**[12:27] Treyni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;My, this looks quite fun.<br>**[12:30] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, Treyni-sa...<br>**[12:32] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;...n?!<br>**[12:34] Treyni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I thought I'd try matching all of you.<br>**[12:37] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, they're not lost in a jungle or anything...<br>**[12:41] Treyni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will join in as a spectator,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;if you don't mind.<br>**[12:44] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not as a competitor?<br>**[12:45] Milim**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;All right!<br>**[12:47] Milim**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's finally my turn!<br>**[12:49] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The point isn't just to strip down!<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Jeez, you guys!<br>**[12:56] Garm**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only have eyes for Shuna.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I only have eyes for Shuna.<br>**[12:59] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, by the way, Milim-san...<br>**[13:02] Milim**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is it, bestie?<br>**[13:03] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Since you're a Demon Lord,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;additional restrictions apply.<br>**[13:06] Milim**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?!<br>**[13:07] Milim**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No fair! This is discrimination<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;against Demon Lords!<br>**[13:09] Milim**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Discrimination is bad! <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Discrimination is bad! Discrimination is bad!<br>**[13:10] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What Demon Lord wants things to be "fair"?<br>**[13:13] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In sumo, having additional restrictions<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;put on you means you're too strong.<br>**[13:16] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's actually an honor.<br>**[13:18] Milim**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;R-Really?<br>**[13:20] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;There was once a legendary wrestler<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who had four additional restrictions.<br>**[13:25] Milim**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In that case, you can give me forty!<br>**[13:27] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then you couldn't do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;anything but stand there...<br>**[13:30] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I won't give you too many.<br>**[13:32] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm just forbidding you from<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;attacking with your hands or feet.<br>**[13:35] Milim**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Really? That's all?<br>**[13:38] Milim**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, I *am* a Demon Lord. <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A little handicap like that is expected.<br>**[13:43] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I'm glad she's so simple-minded.*<br>**[13:45] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I feel like some meanie<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;pulling a trick on a child,<br>**[13:48] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but Demon Lords are dangerous,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;so just stand still.<br>**[13:51] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Now, the second round<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in the women's division:<br>**[13:54] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shuna versus Milim!<br>**[13:56] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Face each other!<br>**[13:58] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakkeyoi!<br>**[14:02] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokotta!<br>**[14:05] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Crap! I forgot she could head-butt!<br>**[14:07] Beni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dodge, Shuna!<br>**[14:18] Milim**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She dodged!<br>**[14:24] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What is even happening here?!<br>**[14:31] (Flashback) Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Also, you can't grab your opponent's hair.<br>**[14:34] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great Rimuru, is that allowed?<br>**[14:38] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Well, head-butting isn't<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;against the rules...<br>**[14:41] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But she's floating.<br>**[14:43] Treyni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I sense no magic.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ab Muscles
<br>**[14:47] Treyni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;She is using all of her body's muscles<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Neck Muscles
<br>**[14:49] Treyni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to maintain that position.<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hair Muscles
<br>**[14:51] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;what the hell are "hair muscles"?!<br>**[15:04] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, there's no way that could happen!<br>**[15:07] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Who wins in this case?<br>**[15:10] Treyni**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shuna was the first one to fall.<br>**[15:12] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You saw it?!<br>**[15:14] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then, with a hair throw,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the winner is Milim—<br>**[15:16] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, hang on, Soei.<br>**[15:19] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Milim loses this match due to indecency.<br>**[15:22] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Indecency?<br>**[15:24] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If your mawashi comes off, you lose.<br>**[15:27] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then the final round for the women<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;will be Princess Shuna versus Shion.<br>**[15:32] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But, Great Rimuru...<br>**[15:35] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What shall we do about the ring?<br>**[15:36] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;W-Well, they could use the men's ring...<br>**[15:39] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That one is already in use.<br>**[15:41] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Huh?<br>**[15:42] Lizard**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Step right up for kiddie sumo!<br>**[15:44] Lizard**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Girls are welcome, too!<br>**[15:46] Lizard**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on over, kids!<br>**[15:48] Kids**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yay!<br>**[15:52] Guy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can do it!<br>**[15:53] Guy**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Come on! Push harder!<br>**[15:55] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's adorable! I can't stop them!<br>**[15:59] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then I guess our only option is...<br>**[16:02] Both**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Butt sumo?<br>**[16:04] Shion**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Does that mean we sumo<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;wrestle with our behinds?<br>**[16:07] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's right.<br>**[16:08] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You don't use your hands or feet.<br>**[16:10] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You just try to knock your<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;opponent down with your butt,<br>**[16:13] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;seeing as our ring is so much smaller now...<br>**[16:16] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's brilliant, Great Rimuru!<br>**[16:18] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You know so many Shinto rituals!<br>**[16:21] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, I guess.<br>**[16:22] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But don't take it lightly<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because it utilizes butts.<br>**[16:24] Gobta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You mean we shouldn't make<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;it the butt of any jokes?<br>**[16:26] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What did you just say?<br>**[16:29] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The final round!<br>**[16:31] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To the east... Shionyama. Shionyama.<br>**[16:38] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;To the west... Shunanoumi. Shunanoumi.<br>**[16:45] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;This game was actually*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;meant for geisha to play.*<br>**[16:48] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It's a sport born of ulterior motives...*<br>**[16:50] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, no, no, no, no! No guilt!*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shinto ritual! Come on!*<br>**[16:55] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just look at how seriously*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;they're taking this!*<br>**[16:58] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hakkeyoi!<br>**[17:00] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Wait, they're serious?*<br>**[17:02] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*I suddenly have a bad feeling...*<br>**[17:04] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokotta!<br>**[17:08] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Oh! I get it!*<br>**[17:13] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Since they fight without facing each other...*<br>**[17:16] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*You can see certain things even more clearly!*<br>**[17:25] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*This is a match I can't look away from.*<br>**[17:28] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*In many ways.*<br>**[17:31] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What an auspicious day this is.*<br>**[17:38] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*When two butts collide...*<br>**[17:40] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It may look cute at a glance,*<br>**[17:42] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but now that I think about it,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;these two are Kijin.*<br>**[17:45] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*They're undeniably majin!*<br>**[17:48] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The impact of each blow*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;is greater than it looks!*<br>**[17:51] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And the ring's already falling apart!*<br>**[17:57] Rigurd**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Shion!<br>**[17:58] Garm**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sh-Shuna!<br>**[18:04] Shion**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;G-Great Rimuru!<br>**[18:06] Shuna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A-Are you all right?!<br>**[18:08] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not a problem.<br>**[18:09] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But since a slime intervened in the match,<br>**[18:13] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;we'll call for a break in the match.<br>**[18:15] Soei**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Th-The match is a draw!<br>**[18:20] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, it seems like everyone*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;had fun, so I guess all's well.*<br>**[18:25] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;After all that, sumo suddenly became*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all the rage throughout the nation.*<br>**[18:30] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But...*<br>**[18:38] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;For some reason, it was butt sumo*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that became our national pastime.*<br>**[18:41] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*But, I mean, everyone seems to enjoy it...*<br>**[18:44] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and the non-human races can do it, too.*<br>**[18:47] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's all good. It didn't even*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;matter which sport we went with.*<br>**[18:50] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*What matters is that everyone has fun.*<br>**[18:53] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*When a nation is poor or constantly at war,*<br>**[18:56] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*people can't even spare the time to have fun.*<br>**[18:59] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But people have sought enjoyment*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in every age throughout history.*<br>**[19:03] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*That energy gave them the motivation to work*<br>**[19:06] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and revived the whole nation.*<br>**[19:10] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*So the more prosperous a country is,*<br>**[19:12] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;the more pleasurable*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;activities people can enjoy.*<br>**[19:15] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I've remembered recently how*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;grateful we should be for that.*<br>**[19:19] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Above all, I wish I could*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;have shown Shizu-san*<br>**[19:21] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how nice this town looks and*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;how much fun everyone's having.*<br>**[19:28] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Although it didn't turn out<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;quite like I expected...<br>**[19:31] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;but in the end,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;butt sumo is the safest way to go.<br>**[19:36] Narrator**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And that's how sumo, which was meant*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;to be an ordinary national pastime,*<br>**[19:40] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*took hold in the form of butt sumo.*<br>**[19:43] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And the world would soon enter*<br>**[19:46] Narrator**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;a turbulent new age,*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;all centered around butts.*<br>**[19:49] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What kind of narration was that?!<br>**[20:05] Shuna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great Rimuru!<br>**[20:08] Shuna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We were just playing butt sumo!<br>**[20:11] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*It doesn't look that way to me!*<br>**[20:13] Shion**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But we just can't determine a winner...<br>**[20:16] Shuna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So...<br>**[20:17] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Geh!<br>**[20:20] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Safe!<br>**[20:21] Shion**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I will be the one to look after<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Great Rimuru, as I always have!<br>**[20:24] Shuna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, I believe I have the<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;right to do so, as well!<br>**[20:27] Rimuru**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Am I the only pleasurable*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;activity these two have?*<br>**[20:30] Shion**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, me!<br>**[20:31] Shuna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, me!<br>**[20:32] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Uh, wait...<br>**[20:34] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Not good!<br>**[20:35] Shion**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, me!<br>**[20:35] Shuna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, me!<br>**[20:37] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're ripping me apart!<br>**[20:37] Shion**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, me!<br>**[20:38] Shuna**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, me!<br>**[20:46] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;H-Huh?<br>**[20:51] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I'm okay. I didn't rip apart.<br>**[20:53] Great Sage**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Notice.*<br>**[20:54] Great Sage**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The effects of the sleep-inducing*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;drug have worn off,*<br>**[20:56] Great Sage**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*and you have awakened.*<br>**[20:58] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;A dream...<br>**[21:03] Vesta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What? Lock it up?<br>**[21:07] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yes.<br>**[21:08] Vesta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Did it have some sort of side effect?<br>**[21:11] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nope, no side effects.<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It worked like a charm.<br>**[21:14] Vesta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Then why?<br>**[21:16] Vesta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;May I ask for the reason?<br>**[21:18] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Simply put...<br>**[21:20] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;because it's too powerful.<br>**[21:23] Vesta**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Pardon?<br>**[21:28] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*And so...*<br>**[21:30] Narrator**<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The sleep-inducing drug locally made*<br>*&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in Tempest never saw the light of day,*<br>**[21:35] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*as it was locked in the vault forever.*<br>**[21:40] Rimuru**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Da-dum!<br>