OAD2 - The Tragedy of M?

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SIGN    That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime
[01:30] Shion
    Great Rimuru, it's time for your
    inspection of the construction site.
[01:34] Shuna
    I will take you there.
[01:36] Rimuru
    This again?
[01:41] Narrator
    Rimuru was troubled.
[01:42] Narrator
    He was troubled because Shion and Shuna
    were fighting over him yet again.
SIGN    Extra: The Tragedy of M?
[01:51] Rimuru
    Well, this slime body does
    feel really nice to hug...
[01:55] Rimuru
    Even I hug a body double
    of myself sometimes.
[01:58] Rimuru
    A body double! Why don't I give
    them each a body double of me?!
[02:01] Rimuru
    Nah, maybe not.
[02:03] Rimuru
    If I do that...
[02:08] Villager
    I want one!
[02:08] Villager
    Give me one, too!
[02:10] Villager
    Great Rimuru!
[02:11] Ranga
    Master!
[02:12] Rigurd
    One for me, please!
[02:14] Rimuru
    It'd be a bigger death match
    than when I was naming them!
[02:18] Rimuru
    I need some kind of stand-in
    for my slime body.
SIGN    S
    l
    i
    m
    e
[02:22] Rimuru
    A wood-carved slime!
[02:23] Rimuru
    A slime sculpture!
[02:25] Rimuru
    A metal slime made of metal!
[02:28] Rimuru
    No, those aren't right.
[02:30] Rimuru
    There's no point if it doesn't
    have the same feel as my body.
[02:33] Rimuru
    Right... Something like...
[02:35] Rimuru
    Oh!
[02:38] Mikami
    So depraved...
[02:41] Rimuru
    One of those cushions that makes
    living beings sink into depravity!
[02:43] Rimuru
    That might feel pretty
    close to the same thing.
[02:47] Rimuru
    Beanbag cushions in my image!
    I'll call them Rimuru cushions!
[02:50] Rimuru
    That sounds adorable!
[02:52] Rimuru
    Like the first prize in a lottery!
[02:54] Rimuru
    And the biggest one would go to
    whoever drew the very last lot!
[03:01] Rimuru
    Uh, could you guys let go for a second?
[03:04] Both
    O-Of course.
[03:09] Rimuru
    I have a favor to ask of you, Shuna.
[03:11] Shuna
    Of course. Ask me for anything you'd like.
[03:13] Rimuru
    There's something I want to make.
[03:17] Rimuru
    She probably wouldn't understand
    if I said "stretchy material"...
[03:21] Rimuru
    Um, is there... some kind of cloth
    that's, like, really smooth and stretchy?
[03:26] Shuna
    Smooth and stretchy?
[03:28] Rimuru
    Yeah, she doesn't get it.
[03:31] Shuna
    Do you mean something like Spandex?
[03:33] Rimuru
    You know what that is?!
[03:34] Shuna
    It was just sort of...
    a hunch, I guess.
[03:37] Rimuru
    Women's intuition?!
    Shuna, you scare me!
[03:40] Shuna
    That's easy. Just leave
    it to me, Great Rimuru.
[03:43] Rimuru
    O-Okay...
[03:46] Rimuru
    So the next thing is the stuffing.
[03:48] Garm
    Poly... beads?
[03:51] Garm
    What are those?
[03:53] Rimuru
    Um... They're beads that are
    so tiny, they're like powder.
[03:57] Garm
    And what are "beads"?
[03:59] Rimuru
    Um... They're made out of styrofoam...
[04:02] Garm
    Styro...foam?
[04:05] Rimuru
    Styrofoam is, like... basically...
SIGN    Notice
[04:08] Great Sage
    Notice.
[04:09] Great Sage
    A polystyrene product made by
    expanding beads with steam.
SIGN    Polystyrene is a type of plastic
[04:12] Great Sage
    Polystyrene is a type of plastic.
[04:14] Great Sage
    It is a polymerized styrene—
[04:16] Rimuru
    Yeah, explaining it won't help!
[04:17] Rimuru
    Is there anything with small grains,
    like sand, and a smooth surface?
[04:22] Garm
    Well, there's something called
    "sarasa" that might come close.
[04:27] Rimuru
    Sarasa?
[04:28] Garm
    There's a big lake deep in the forest.
[04:31] Garm
    I've heard it's the type of
    sand found on a sandbar there.
[04:34] Garm
    It's ground naturally,
[04:35] Garm
    so I'd say it's just about
    as smooth as you are.
[04:39] Rimuru
    Well, that's perfect!
    I'll go get some right now!
[04:42] Garm
    Some sarasa?
[04:43] Garm
    I dunno what you plan to do with
    it, but I wouldn't go there.
[04:46] Rimuru
    Why not?
[04:49] Garm
    There's a monster living in that lake.
[04:53] Gabiru
    Wow!
[04:57] Garm
    Once it grabs your foot, it's all over.
[05:03] Garm
    It'll drag you right under...
[05:06] Garm
    Or so the rumors say.
[05:12] Garm
    Of course, to you,
[05:14] Garm
    any monster is a pushover, so I'm
    probably worried over nothing!
[05:18] Rimuru
    Y-Yeah...
[05:20] Rimuru
    What the hell? That's super scary.
[05:22] Rimuru
    Well, at any rate...
[05:24] Rimuru
    I doubt anything around here
    would try to attack us.
[05:28] Rimuru
    Still, I'd be lonely if I went by myself, so...
[05:33] Rimuru
    We're going to collect some sarasa!
[05:34] Rimuru
    And let's all have a picnic
    while we're there!
[05:39] Gobta
    A picnic sounds great!
[05:40] Gabiru
    You can count on us to
    search near the water!
[05:44] Lizard
    Indeed!
[05:44] Lizard
    That's our Sir Gabiru!
[05:45] Lizard
    So cool!
[05:47] Lizards
    Gabiru! Gabiru! Gabiru!
[05:50] Soka
    I wish they'd shut up...
[05:52] Shuna
    We get to go on an outing with
    Great Rimuru! I'm so happy!
[05:55] Ranga
    I'll gladly go to the ends of
    the earth with you, Master!
[05:59] Rimuru
    I told you, we're just going to a lake...
[06:01] Shion
    What are you going to
    make with the sarasa?
[06:03] Rimuru
    Y-You'll find out when it's finished!
[06:07] Rimuru
    I can't tell the person this gift
    is for what it's going to be.
[06:11] Rimuru
    But...
[06:14] Rimuru
    I guess I can tell the boys. I doubt
    they're interested in cushions.
[06:17] Rimuru
    Rigurd would probably want one,
    though, so he can stay in the dark.
[06:27] Beni
    Please allow us to assist you!
[06:30] Rimuru
    You're awfully gung-ho about this, Benimaru...
[06:32] Beni
    Naturally!
[06:33] Beni
    If Shion has a cushion resembling you,
    she'll take very good care of it.
[06:37] Beni
    She'll keep it with her at all times
    and avoid getting it dirty...
[06:41] Beni
    Which means she won't go
    near the kitchen anymore!
[06:49] Gobta
    I see your point.
[06:50] Beni
    This is an important mission.
[06:52] Soei
    Agreed.
[06:53] Rimuru
    To be honest, I never thought of that.
[06:55] Rimuru
    I guess these guys have known the
    terror of Shion's cooking for a long time.
[06:59] Hakuro
    I shall accompany you, as well, Great Rimuru.
[07:07] Gobta
    M-Master...
[07:09] Rimuru
    You, too, Hakuro?
[07:13] Rimuru
    And so began our picnic that promised
    to be great fun in many ways.
[07:21] Rimuru
    This is sort of eerie.
[07:23] Rimuru
    A monster living in the lake, huh?
[07:27] Rimuru
    I hope it's just a rumor, but what if it's true?
[07:37] Shuna
    It's beautiful!
[07:39] Shion
    It's lovely!
[07:41] Rimuru
    Looks like this is the lake
    Garm was talking about.
[07:44] Rimuru
    Which means the sarasa should be...
[07:48] Rimuru
    Right there, I guess?
[07:50] Rimuru
    I had imagined this lake
    being a lot more creepy,
[07:54] Rimuru
    but it's a really nice place!
[07:57] Rimuru
    Okay, before we look for sarasa, we eat!
[08:00] Rimuru
    Let's have lunch!
[08:01] All
    Okay!
[08:24] Gabiru
    Well, this looks great!
[08:26] Soka
    Brother! Those rolled omelets
    are for Master Soei!
[08:29] Gabiru
    Yum!
[08:37] Shion
    Great Rimuru!
[08:38] Shion
    Here's your lunch!
[08:40] Rimuru
    My lunch?!
[08:43] Rimuru
    You didn't stop her?!
[08:44] Beni
    Well, we said we'd all be
    responsible for our own food!
[08:48] Hakuro
    This has nothing to do with me.
[08:53] Shion
    I made this, but...
[08:55] Rimuru
    But?
[08:56] Shion
    It seems this container isn't strong enough.
[08:59] Shion
    The bottom is falling out...
[09:05] Shion
    I guess it's not big enough to hold
    all of my feelings toward you!
[09:09] Rimuru
    W-Well, if it won't fit,
    there's nothing we can do about it...
[09:12] Shion
    So...
[09:19] Shion
    I made this instead.
[09:23] Shion
    It's a rice ball!
[09:27] Rimuru
    That's a new type of monster or something!
[09:30] Shion
    Please, help yourself!
[09:31] Shion
    Gobichi taught me the secret to cooking.
[09:34] Rimuru
    S-Secrets?
[09:36] Shion
    Yes! He taught me that the most
    important ingredient is love!
[09:40] Shion
    So this rice ball is packed with my love!
SIGN    Guoooogh
[09:48] Rimuru
    I knew it!
[09:50] Shion
    Go on, Great Rimuru!
SIGN    Guoooogh
[10:01] Shion
    Stop that rice ball!
[10:03] Gabiru
    The rice ball Shion made!
[10:05] Gabiru
    I shall stop—
SIGN    Guoooogh
[10:10] Gabiru
    Never mind! Not happening!
SIGN    Guoooogh
[10:27] Lizard
    You're so cool!
[10:29] Lizard
    Naturally!
[10:30] Lizard
    One hundred points for Sir Gabiru!
[10:31] Lizards
    Gabiru! Gabiru! Gabiru!
[10:47] Lizard
    Sir Gabiru is dead...
[10:49] Lizard
    Well, that's no surprise.
[10:51] Lizard
    His peaceful face looks so cool.
[10:53] Shion
    I'm so sorry about your lunch, Great Rimuru!
[10:56] Rimuru
    No, it's fine! I don't need to eat, anyway!
[11:00] Rimuru
    It's okay, it's okay!
[11:02] Rimuru
    More importantly, you guys should
    get ready to go into the lake now.
[11:05] Rimuru
    Let's get some sarasa!
[11:09] Narrator
    "Getting ready" meant
    changing into swimsuits.
[11:13] Narrator
    The Dwarves made swimsuits
    out of Spandex for everyone.
[11:25] Shion
    Great Rimuru, what do you think?
[11:32] Shuna
    This is a little embarrassing...
[11:47] Rimuru
    Garm and his brothers made
    them based on my designs.
[11:51] Rimuru
    And they did fine work!
    Garm and his brothers forever!
[11:55] Rimuru
    They all look great.
[11:58] Rimuru
    And...
[12:07] Rimuru
    Why do you guys have them, too?!
[12:09] Rimuru
    Hey!
[12:11] Rimuru
    Oh, my God! Ranga looks so cute!
[12:14] Shuna
    Garm said he made a swimsuit for you, too.
[12:18] Rimuru
    For me?
SIGN    Rimuru
[12:20] Shuna
    Here it is!
[12:21] Rimuru
    A school swimsuit?!
[12:23] Rimuru
    No way! No way!
    That is absolutely not happening!
[12:26] Rimuru
    Garm! You and your bastard brothers!
[12:31] Rimuru
    Well, this isn't so bad...
[12:33] Beni
    Then, shall we go now, Great Rimuru?
[12:35] Rimuru
    Yeah. Okay, guys—
[12:37] Milim
    Wait just a minute!
[12:48] Rimuru
    Milim?!
[12:50] Milim
    You're so mean! Why didn't you
    invite me on your picnic?!
[12:53] Milim
    Aren't we friends?!
[12:54] Rimuru
    Oh... sorry.
[12:56] Rimuru
    I can't tell her that I knew she'd
    make trouble if I invited her...
[13:00] Rimuru
    Uh... Sorry. I figured you were too busy.
[13:03] Milim
    Even if I'm busy, I'd drop everything
    to be with my bestie when they ask!
[13:07] Milim
    So, what were you about to do?
[13:09] Rimuru
    We were gonna swim out to that sandbar...
[13:11] Milim
    You're swimming, huh? Then, I'll swim, too!
[13:13] Rimuru
    But you don't have a swimsuit, do you?
[13:18] Milim
    I don't need one!
[13:19] Rimuru
    Stop! Stop! Stop!
[13:21] Rimuru
    Don't you dare!
[13:22] Milim
    There's no need to shout.
[13:24] Milim
    Watch.
[13:33] Rimuru
    What's that?
[13:34] Milim
    My swimsuit!
[13:37] Great Sage
    Notice.
[13:38] Great Sage
    The design is the same,
    but the material is different.
[13:41] Rimuru
    Well, I guess that's a relief...
    but also sort of not...
[13:47] Rimuru
    Okay, everyone, if Garm was right,
    the sarasa's on that sandbar.
[13:52] Rimuru
    There are also rumors of a monster here,
[13:54] Rimuru
    so everyone be careful!
[13:55] All
    Okay!
[13:57] Milim
    Monsters can come at us all they want!
[13:59] Rimuru
    Hey! No matter what shows up,
    you're not allowed to do anything!
[14:03] Rimuru
    You'll blow this entire area off
    the map! Promise, all right?
[14:08] Milim
    Got it!
[14:12] Milim
    It feels so nice and cool!
[14:15] Gobta
    It does feel great!
[14:17] Gabiru
    It reminds me of our homeland.
[14:27] Beni
    I don't sense any significant presences.
[14:30] Beni
    This rumor about a monster
[14:32] Beni
    may have just been an exaggerated rumor
    about someone whose foot got caught.
[14:37] Rimuru
    I hope so, but it never
    hurts to be careful...
[14:42] Shion
    Great Rimuru!
[14:49] Rimuru
    My foot's caught in algae or something!
[15:19] Shuna
    N-No! What is this?!
[15:23] Shion
    G-Great Rimuru!
[15:27] Rimuru
    Shuna! Shion!
[15:30] Soka
    Why, you...
[15:35] Rimuru
    Th-This is absolutely shameful!
[15:45] Rimuru
    Shameful!
[15:47] Milim
    Oh, dear!
[15:50] Rimuru
    Water Blade!
[15:56] Beni
    Great Rimuru's slash attack didn't work?!
[16:15] Rimuru
    So this is...
[16:18] Rimuru
    our monster, huh?
[16:22] Rimuru
    Hey! Can you hear me?
[16:30] Rimuru
    You're making things difficult for
    everyone up there! Could you stop?
[16:37] Rimuru
    It's pretty haphazard.
[16:39] Rimuru
    It doesn't seem like an attack...
[16:41] Rimuru
    More like it's suffering.
[16:43] Rimuru
    But what happened to it?
SIGN    Guoooogh
[16:53] Rimuru
    It tried to eat this?!
[17:01] Rimuru
    And that made it go berserk and lash out!
[17:05] Rimuru
    We don't see many monsters like this.
[17:08] Rimuru
    Hang on! I'll get you
    feeling better in no time!
[17:20] Shuna
    It's not...
[17:22] Beni
    ...moving anymore.
[17:24] Beni
    Did Great Rimuru...
[17:36] Rimuru
    There. You're all better now.
[17:42] Rimuru
    Is it looking for me?
[17:45] Rimuru
    Hey, could it be that you can't see anything?
[17:49] Rimuru
    Okay, just do what I say!
[17:51] Rimuru
    I have this skill called Magic Sense.
[17:55] Rimuru
    Living in a place like this all alone,
[17:58] Rimuru
    and completely blind on top of that...
[18:01] Rimuru
    I know how you feel. I was the same, at first.
[18:05] Rimuru
    He and I were both lonely,
[18:07] Rimuru
    so it didn't matter that we
    were a slime and a huge dragon.
[18:10] Rimuru
    We became friends.
[18:12] Rimuru
    Ever since then, I haven't been alone at all.
[18:15] Rimuru
    I've done a lot of favors for others,
[18:17] Rimuru
    but it was all just because
    I got lonely too easily.
[18:25] Rimuru
    Oh! Can you see now?
[18:28] Rimuru
    Okay, good! I'm gonna head back, then.
[18:33] Rimuru
    You're so openly lonely!
    Just like a certain dragon I know!
[18:37] Rimuru
    Um... I'm after the sarasa
    on the sandbar here.
[18:41] Rimuru
    So I'm gonna go gather some.
[18:44] Rimuru
    I'll come back to see you soon,
    so don't be lonely, okay?
[19:01] Rimuru
    Sorry I worried you guys.
[19:03] Rimuru
    I talked things over with the monster.
[19:06] Shuna
    Great Rimuru!
[19:08] Rimuru
    Hey!
[19:15] Milim
    
[19:17] ---
    Eek!
[19:27] Shion
    Great Rimuru, please stand aside!
[19:29] Rimuru
    Wait, wait, wait!
    There's a good reason for this!
[19:34] Shion
    It went berserk?
[19:35] Rimuru
    Yeah. Something caused it
    to gain incredible power,
[19:39] Rimuru
    and it temporarily lost control. That's all.
[19:41] Rimuru
    Cut it some slack for my sake, okay?
[19:44] Shion
    I suppose we shall have to.
[19:47] Shion
    But what made it lose control?
[19:50] Rimuru
    W-Well, who knows?
SIGN    Guoooogh
SIGN    Guoooogh
[20:02] Rimuru
    Um, uh... Well...
[20:06] Rimuru
    Hey! Doesn't the sand we're
    standing on feel super smooth?
[20:10] Shion
    Now that you mention it...
[20:12] Beni
    It does. Could this be...
[20:14] Rimuru
    It's super smooth!
[20:16] Rimuru
    This is the sarasa!
[20:19] Rimuru
    Super smooth, super smooth sarasa!
[20:26] Rimuru
    This sand...
[20:29] Great Sage
    It is sand that has absorbed
    a large amount of water
[20:31] Great Sage
    and been refined by mucus from this monster.
[20:35] Rimuru
    So I was right.
[20:37] Rimuru
    This sand must've been created by
    this guy just wandering around here.
[20:43] Rimuru
    Okay, let's take all of this sand!
[20:45] Shion
    What? But the bags we
    brought won't carry it all.
[20:48] Rimuru
    It doesn't have to be all at once.
    We can make more trips here to collect it.
[20:49] Milim
    Sarasa! Sarasa!
[20:53] Rimuru
    Of course, I could just
    put it all in my stomach,
[20:56] Rimuru
    but I did make a promise to this guy.
[20:59] Rimuru
    I said I'd come and visit.
[21:08] Shion
    I've made a stamina-boosting dish
    to relieve the day's exhaustion.
[21:12] Shuna
    No, please, try some of
    my cooking now and then.
[21:16] Rimuru
    Um... Are you done with the cushions already?
[21:19] Shuna
    Of course, we'll take them
    home and use them with love!
[21:23] Rimuru
    No, um...
[21:27] Beni
    I guess they were no
    match for the real thing.
[21:32] Shion
    This is an important part of my duty
    taking care of you, Great Rimuru.
[21:35] Shuna
    Don't be unfair! Let me attend to you, too!
[21:38] Rimuru
    Oh, forget it. Just do what you want.