E2 - Meeting the Goblins

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[00:28] Shizue
    Mommy! What about the bomb shelter?
[00:31] Shizue
    Mommy!
SIGN    Tokyo: Present Day
[01:05] Mikami
    Sure is peaceful...
[01:11] Mikami
    I live a totally normal, uneventful life.
[01:13] Mikami
    I graduated from college, got a job
    at a major general contracting firm,
[01:18] Mikami
    worked my way up the ladder,
    and started making decent money.
[01:21] Mikami
    I'm a perfectly content 37-year-old man.
[01:25] Mikami
    If there's anything missing in my
    life right now, it's a girlfriend.
[01:30] Mikami
    In fact, I haven't had a
    girlfriend in all my 37 years...
[01:34] Mikami
    But not having one doesn't
    bother me at all, really.
[01:39] Tamura
    Senpai!
[01:41] Tamura
    Over here, Senpai!
[01:44] Mikami
    Tamura, sorry I'm a bit late.
[01:48] Mikami
    So, what'd you want to discuss?
[01:49] Miho
    Hello! I'm Sawatari Miho.
[01:52] Miho
    I see you around a lot, but this
    is our first time speaking.
[01:56] Mikami
    Oh... Hi. I'm Mikami Satoru.
[01:59] Mikami
    I know who you are, of course. You're famous.
[02:01] Miho
    What?! Famous?!
[02:03] Mikami
    Yeah, I mean, all those rumors...
[02:06] Miho
    Wh-What rumors?!
[02:09] Tamura
    Easy, Miho. He's just teasing you.
[02:11] Tamura
    Go easy on her, Senpai.
[02:14] Mikami
    Sorry about that.
[02:16] Mikami
    What is this, anyway?
    Is he looking for marriage advice?
[02:19] Tamura
    No need to stand around.
    Let's talk while we eat.
[02:23] Tamura
    You like yakiniku, don't you, Senpai?
[02:25] Tamura
    I booked a great place for us.
[02:27] Mikami
    Jeez, he arranged one of
    my favorites for dinner?
[02:30] Mikami
    Kid sure knows how to treat his senpai.
[02:32] Miho
    It's just up ahead.
[02:34] Mikami
    Well, I guess I should offer
    them my congratulations.
[02:46] Mikami
    Tamura!
[03:05] Tamura
    S-Senpai!
[03:09] Mikami
    Wh-What is this?
[03:12] Mikami
    It's too hot...
[03:14] Mikami
    I don't... want this...
[03:17] Great Sage
    Confirmed.
[03:19] Great Sage
    Heat Resistance acquisition successful.
[03:22] Mikami
    How the hell could I get stabbed and die?!
SIGN    It hurts
[03:26] Great Sage
    Confirmed.
SIGN    Get Stabbed and Die
[03:28] Great Sage
    Stab Resistance acquisition successful.
SIGN    Stab Resistance
[03:31] Great Sage
    Continuing...
SIGN    Continuing
[03:33] Great Sage
    Physical Attack Resistance
    acquisition successful.
SIGN    Physical Attack Resistance
SIGN    Acquisition
SIGN    Successful.
[03:37] Tamura
    We need an ambulance! Quick!
[03:39] Mikami
    It hurts... The blood...
[03:42] Great Sage
    Confirmed.
SIGN    Pain Nullification
[03:43] Great Sage
    Pain Nullification acquired.
SIGN    
SIGN    Pain
SIGN    Nullification
[03:45] Great Sage
    Creating a body that does not require blood.
SIGN    Creating a body that
    does not require blood
[03:48] Great Sage
    Successful.
[03:50] Mikami
    Would you... shut up already, Tamura?
[03:55] Tamura
    Senpai, hang in there!
[03:58] Mikami
    So cold...
[04:00] Great Sage
    Cold Resistance acquisition successful.
SIGN    Heat Resistance
SIGN    Cold Resistance
[04:04] Great Sage
    Acquisition of Heat Resistance
    and Cold Resistance
SIGN    Thermal Fluctuation Resistance
[04:07] Great Sage
    results in acquisition of new skill,
    Thermal Fluctuation Resistance.
[04:10] Mikami
    Am I... gonna die?
[04:14] Mikami
    T-Tamura...
[04:18] Mikami
    Take the hard drive out
    of my computer at home...
[04:21] Mikami
    put it in the bath... and make
    sure it's completely wiped.
[04:25] Tamura
    Huh?
[04:27] Great Sage
    Deletion of data via electric current
[04:29] Great Sage
    has failed due to insufficient information.
SIGN    Consistency not found among theoretical values.
SIGN    Consistency not found among theoretical values. Consistency not found among theoretical values.
SIGN    Consistency not found among theoretical values. Consistency not found among theoretical values. Consistency not found among theoretical values.
SIGN    Consistency not found among theoretical values. Consistency not found among theoretical values. Consistency not found among theoretical values. Consistency not found among theoretical values.
SIGN    Consistency not found among theoretical values. Consistency not found among theoretical values. Consistency not found among theoretical values. Consistency not found among theoretical values. Consistency not found among theoretical values.
[04:32] Great Sage
    As an alternate measure,
SIGN    Employing Alternate Measure
SIGN    Employing Alternate Measure
SIGN    Employing Alternate Measure
[04:33] Great Sage
    Electric Current Resistance acquired.
SIGN    Electric Current Resistance
[04:35] Great Sage
    Attached is Paralysis Resistance.
SIGN    Paralysis Resistance
[04:38] Great Sage
    Acquisition successful.
SIGN    Successful.
[04:40] Tamura
    Senpai...
[04:42] Mikami
    Please...
[04:44] Tamura
    All I really wanted to do...
    was show off Sawatari to you...
[04:51] Mikami
    Jeez...
[04:53] Mikami
    Don't worry about that.
[04:55] Miho
    Mikami-san...
[04:57] Mikami
    Be sure to make her happy.
[05:01] Mikami
    And take care of my computer.
[05:06] Mikami
    I never thought I'd die a virgin...
[05:10] Mikami
    If I'm reborn, I'll be a lot more aggressive.
[05:13] Mikami
    I'll screw every girl I see...
[05:16] Great Sage
    Unique skill: Predator
    acquisition successful.
SIGN    Unique Skill
SIGN    Unique Skill
    Predator
SIGN    Unique Skill
    Predator
    Acquired
[05:22] Mikami
    If a guy who's still a
    virgin at 30 is a magician,
[05:25] Mikami
    then, given how close I was
    to 40, I would've been a sage.
[05:30] Mikami
    I could've even made it
    to the rank of great sage.
[05:33] Great Sage
    Extra skill: Sage acquisition successful.
SIGN    Extra Skill
SIGN    Extra Skill
    Sage
SIGN    Extra Skill
    Sage
    Acquired
[05:36] Great Sage
    Continuing, Sage will transform
    into the unique skill Great Sage.
SIGN    Sage will transform into
    the unique skill Great Sage
SIGN    Sage will transform into the unique skill Great Sage
SIGN    Unique Skill
SIGN    Unique Skill
    Great Sage
[05:41] Great Sage
    Successful.
SIGN    Unique Skill
    Great Sage
    Successful
[05:43] Mikami
    Oh, shut up...
[05:45] Mikami
    Just let me... have some... quiet time...
[05:53] Tamura
    Senpai...
[05:55] Tamura
    Senpai!
[06:02] Mikami
    I can't see anything.
SIGN    Episode 1: The Storm Dragon, Veldora
[06:05] Mikami
    Where am I?
[06:07] Mikami
    And... what happened?
[06:10] Mikami
    I feel like someone was teasing me
    about being a sage, or a great sage...
[06:15] Mikami
    That's right... I was stabbed and...
[06:18] Mikami
    Okay, I remember. It's all right.
[06:21] Mikami
    This isn't the time to panic yet.
[06:23] Mikami
    The only time I ever lost my cool was
    when I crapped my pants in grade school.
[06:30] Mikami
    Okay, so... I was stabbed, and then...
[06:36] Mikami
    I don't... hurt anywhere.
[06:39] Mikami
    I'm not cold.
[06:41] Mikami
    My eyes... won't open?
[06:44] Mikami
    I can't see anything!
[06:47] Mikami
    My hands... my feet...
[06:50] Mikami
    I can't feel them.
[06:52] Mikami
    My body...
[06:57] Mikami
    I can move!
[06:59] Mikami
    So I have sensation.
[07:01] Mikami
    Are those... rocks?
SIGN    Rock
[07:06] Mikami
    Which would mean I'm not in the hospital...
[07:10] Mikami
    Then, where the hell am I?
[07:14] Mikami
    Is this...
[07:16] Mikami
    some kind of plant?
[07:18] Mikami
    Does my mouth work?
[07:20] Mikami
    My voice...
[07:24] Mikami
    Nope.
[07:25] Mikami
    Huh? It dissolved?
SIGN    Plant
SIGN    Intake
[07:30] Mikami
    It's permeating throughout my body...
SIGN    Disappear
SIGN    Surge
[07:38] Mikami
    What's happened to me?
[07:41] Mikami
    Something seems weird.
[07:43] Mikami
    Humans can't usually
    dissolve plants, can they?
[07:48] Mikami
    Oh... Huh? Eh?
[07:51] Mikami
    Maybe I really did die...
[07:54] Mikami
    What happened to Tamura and Sawatari-san?
[07:57] Mikami
    Did he wipe my hard drive?
[08:00] Mikami
    Just... what the heck am I right now?
[08:08] Rimuru
    Hey, I bounce. I seem
    to have some elasticity.
[08:12] Rimuru
    Let's see, my body's exterior is...
[08:15] Rimuru
    Uh-huh.
[08:17] Rimuru
    I see, I see.
[08:20] Rimuru
    How can this be?!
[08:22] Rimuru
    I was such a hot,
    manly man (self-proclaimed),
SIGN    Manly
SIGN    (Self-proclaimed)
[08:25] Rimuru
    but now I've taken on this
    refined, streamlined form!
[08:29] Rimuru
    Yeah, right, idiot!
    Like hell I can accept that!
[08:33] Rimuru
    But... I am a slime, aren't I?
[08:36] Rimuru
    Yeah. I'm not human.
[08:39] Rimuru
    It seems like I got stabbed,
    died, and reincarnated...
[08:44] Rimuru
    as a slime.
[08:48] Rimuru
    I think it's been a fairly
    long time since then.
[08:53] Rimuru
    Surprisingly, it turns out
    this body is pretty handy.
[08:56] Rimuru
    I don't even need to eat or sleep.
[09:03] Rimuru
    So why do I eat plants, you ask?
[09:05] Rimuru
    Because I have nothing else to do!
[09:08] Rimuru
    There's no point, but I don't feel
    right if I'm not doing something.
[09:12] Rimuru
    Wait... Who am I even talking to?
[09:15] Rimuru
    Anyway, I wonder where
    this stuff I eat is going.
[09:18] Rimuru
    I haven't pooped or...
[09:20] Great Sage
    Answer.
[09:21] Great Sage
    It is stored in the stomach
    of your unique skill, Predator.
[09:25] Rimuru
    Th-That voice... I heard
    it when I was stabbed, too!
[09:28] Rimuru
    Wh-Who are you?
[09:30] Great Sage
    Answer.
[09:31] Great Sage
    It is the effect of your
    unique skill, Great Sage.
SIGN    Unique Skill Great Sage In Effect
[09:34] Great Sage
    Now that your ability is established,
SIGN    Ability Established
[09:36] Great Sage
    you are capable of reacting more quickly.
SIGN    Reaction Speed Up
[09:39] Rimuru
    Great Sage...
[09:40] Rimuru
    So, um, does "skill" mean my abilities?
[09:43] Rimuru
    What is "Predator"?
[09:45] Great Sage
    It allows you to ingest objects
    and analyze them within your body.
SIGN    Unique Skill
    Predator
SIGN    Mimicry Skill
[09:49] Great Sage
    You can then acquire that object's skills.
SIGN    Absorb Into Body
SIGN    Analyze
SIGN    Parallel
[09:52] Great Sage
    Once the analysis is complete, you
    can mimic the object, as well.
[09:55] Rimuru
    Oh!
[09:56] Great Sage
    The stomach stores the objects you ingest.
[09:58] Great Sage
    It can also isolate harmful
    objects that cannot be analyzed.
[10:03] Rimuru
    Th-This "Predator" seems like
    a pretty amazing ability.
[10:06] Rimuru
    Is it really something a slime should have?
[10:09] Rimuru
    But, hey, since I do have it...
[10:11] Rimuru
    As a test, can you analyze the plants I ate?
[10:16] Great Sage
    Analysis complete.
[10:19] Great Sage
    Hipokute herbs.
SIGN    Hipokute Herbs
[10:20] Great Sage
    A valuable herb that only grows
    in areas rich in magicules.
SIGN    A valuable herb that only grows
    in areas rich in magicules,
    used in healing potions.
[10:24] Great Sage
    Used as an ingredient in
    salves and healing potions.
[10:27] Rimuru
    Magicules?
SIGN    Magicules
[10:28] Great Sage
    Magicules.
SIGN    Magicules
[10:29] Great Sage
    A special energetic material found in all—
SIGN    A special energetic material found in all...
[10:32] Rimuru
    Explain it so I can understand!
SIGN    Magical Beings
SIGN    Magicules
SIGN    Magicules
SIGN    Magicules
SIGN    Magicules
SIGN    Magicules
SIGN    Magicules
[10:36] Great Sage
    They are the building blocks
    of life in all magical beings.
[10:39] Rimuru
    Building blocks of life?
[10:41] Rimuru
    I get it. This cave must
    be full of that stuff,
[10:44] Rimuru
    which is why all these valuable
    herbs grow here, right?
[10:47] Rimuru
    So I can analyze these hipokute herbs
[10:50] Rimuru
    and store them in my stomach.
[10:52] Rimuru
    Does that mean I can create and
    store salves and healing potions
[10:56] Rimuru
    within my own body?
SIGN    Affirmative
[10:58] Great Sage
    Precisely.
[10:59] Rimuru
    I see!
[11:01] Rimuru
    Okay, then...
[11:02] Rimuru
    So I gobbled up all the
    hipokute herbs in this cave
[11:06] Rimuru
    and immediately turned them into
    potions in my stomach along the way.
SIGN    Potion
[11:11] Rimuru
    They could come in handy
    if I'm ever in trouble...
[11:13] Rimuru
    but mostly, I just have nothing else to do.
[11:19] Rimuru
    If all those plants are actually some
    valuable herb you call hipokute herbs,
[11:23] Rimuru
    does that mean this rock
    is worth something, too?
[11:25] Great Sage
    Magic ore.
SIGN    Magic
    Ore
[11:27] Great Sage
    Minerals that spend long periods
    of time in magicule-rich areas
[11:29] Great Sage
    take in magicules until
    they become magic ore.
[11:33] Great Sage
    It is very valuable.
[11:34] Rimuru
    Really?! Okay, then!
[11:39] Rimuru
    Magic ore's pretty awesome, too!
[11:45] Rimuru
    So I gobbled up all the
    magic ore in the cave.
[11:48] Rimuru
    And there's a ton of it!
[11:49] Rimuru
    It's an all-you-can-eat buffet!
[12:00] Rimuru
    Um... Did I just... fall in water?
[12:06] Rimuru
    A lake?
[12:07] Rimuru
    So slimes don't float?
[12:10] Rimuru
    Am I really gonna die this time?
[12:13] Rimuru
    I don't feel like I'm suffocating.
[12:15] Rimuru
    Wait, was I even breathing to begin with?
[12:19] Rimuru
    I guess I wasn't...
[12:21] Rimuru
    But what do I do now?
[12:23] Rimuru
    This looks bad.
[12:25] Rimuru
    I know!
[12:27] Rimuru
    I'll just ingest some water and...
[12:31] Rimuru
    Okay!
[12:32] Great Sage
    Skill: Water Pressure Propulsion acquired.
SIGN    — Water Pressure Propulsion —
    
[12:38] Rimuru
    W-Wait... I'm going a little too fast!
[12:47] Rimuru
    I'm pretty sure I hit that wall,
    but I don't feel any pain.
[12:51] Great Sage
    Answer.
SIGN    Pain Nullification
[12:52] Great Sage
    Because you have acquired Pain Nullification,
SIGN    Pain Nullification
[12:54] Great Sage
    you will not feel pain.
[12:56] Great Sage
    The physical damage you have taken is 10%.
SIGN    Notice
    Physical Damage Taken
    10%
[12:59] Great Sage
    Species skill Self-Regeneration
    has been activated.
SIGN    Species Skill
    Self-Regeneration
    Activated
[13:02] Rimuru
    So I still take damage,
    even though I don't feel pain?
[13:09] Rimuru
    I repaired the part of me that took damage?
[13:13] Rimuru
    This body really is convenient!
[13:15] Rimuru
    But I guess I should be more careful.
[13:19] Verudora
    Can you hear me, small one?
[13:27] Verudora
    Can you hear me, small one?
[13:31] Verudora
    Hey! I know you can hear me!
[13:33] Rimuru
    Y-You're talking to me, aren't you?
[13:36] Verudora
    Answer me.
[13:38] Rimuru
    Easy for you to say!
[13:39] Rimuru
    How am I supposed to talk
    when I don't have a mouth?!
[13:42] Verudora
    Hey!
[13:43] Rimuru
    Just shut up already, baldy!
[13:45] Verudora
    Oh? You called me a baldy, eh?
[13:49] Verudora
    I see you have guts.
[13:51] Rimuru
    Uh...
[14:00] Verudora
    I was trying to be nice since I
    haven't had a visitor in so long,
[14:05] Verudora
    but you seem to have a death wish.
[14:07] Rimuru
    I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
[14:09] Rimuru
    I had no idea you could hear my thoughts!
[14:11] Rimuru
    I don't have a mouth or even eyes, you see...
[14:20] Verudora
    It amazed me that you would say
    such a thing after seeing me,
[14:23] Verudora
    but it turns out you can't see me, eh?
[14:25] Verudora
    All right. I will give you sight.
[14:28] Rimuru
    Huh?
[14:29] Verudora
    However, there will be conditions.
[14:32] Verudora
    What do you say?
[14:34] Rimuru
    What sort of conditions?
[14:36] Verudora
    It's simple.
[14:37] Verudora
    You must not fear me when you
    have the ability to see me,
[14:41] Verudora
    and you must come talk to me again.
[14:44] Verudora
    That's all.
[14:45] Verudora
    A good deal for you, is it not?
[14:48] Rimuru
    That's all I have to do?
[14:51] Verudora
    Yes. You see, I was sealed
    here 300 years ago.
[14:56] Verudora
    Ever since then, I've had nothing
    to do, and it's unbearably boring.
[15:00] Verudora
    What do you say?
[15:01] Rimuru
    I'm curious as to why you were sealed, but...
[15:04] Rimuru
    Okay, I'll gladly do it!
[15:06] Verudora
    Very well. There is a
    skill called Magic Sense.
[15:09] Verudora
    Can you use it?
[15:10] Rimuru
    No, I can't.
[15:12] Verudora
    It allows you to sense
    the magicules around you.
[15:15] Rimuru
    If I can detect magicules,
    I'll be able to see?
[15:19] Rimuru
    Okay, I guess I'll try it.
[15:26] Rimuru
    Hey, there's something...
[15:29] Rimuru
    Is this the stuff you call magicules?
[15:34] Great Sage
    Extra skill: Magic Sense acquired.
SIGN    Extra Skill
SIGN    Extra Skill
    Magic Sense
SIGN    Extra Skill
    Magic Sense
    Acquired
[15:37] Rimuru
    That easily?!
[15:38] Rimuru
    Also, "extra"?
SIGN    Extra?
[15:40] Great Sage
    Skills with power and efficiency magnitudes
    higher than those of normal skills.
SIGN    Magic Sense
[15:44] Rimuru
    Wow! "Extra" sounds awesome!
SIGN    Would you like to use Magic Sense?
[15:46] Great Sage
    Would you like to use Magic Sense?
[15:48] Rimuru
    Yes!
[15:57] Rimuru
    I can see!
[15:58] Rimuru
    I can see!
[15:59] Rimuru
    I can actually see!
[16:00] Rimuru
    Oh, yeah!
[16:06] Rimuru
    I really am a slime.
[16:08] Verudora
    Well?
[16:09] Rimuru
    Oh, right!
[16:10] Rimuru
    I did it!
[16:12] Rimuru
    Thanks so much!
[16:16] Rimuru
    D-Dragon?!
[16:30] Verudora
    Allow me to formally introduce myself.
[16:33] Rimuru
    O-Okay...
[16:35] Verudora
    I am the Storm Dragon, Veldora.
[16:38] Rimuru
    Storm Dragon?
[16:40] Verudora
    I am one of only four True Dragons
    that exist in this world.
[16:51] Verudora
    Hey, you do remember our promise, don't you?
[16:53] Rimuru
    O-Of course! I'm not scared at all!
[16:56] Rimuru
    Well, I'll come to chat again sometime!
[16:58] Verudora
    Hold it!
[17:00] Verudora
    This is indeed unusual.
[17:02] Verudora
    Slimes are normally low-ranked
    monsters that don't think,
[17:05] Verudora
    but you have self-awareness.
[17:08] Verudora
    Are you Unique?
[17:09] Rimuru
    What does "Unique" mean?
[17:11] Verudora
    It refers to a being with
    extraordinary abilities.
[17:14] Rimuru
    I'm not really sure.
[17:16] Rimuru
    The thing is, I used to be a human,
[17:19] Rimuru
    but I got stabbed and died, and next
    thing I knew, I looked like this.
[17:24] Verudora
    I see. You were reincarnated.
[17:26] Rimuru
    Reincarnated...
[17:28] Rimuru
    So I really was reborn as a slime...
[17:31] Verudora
    You came into this world
    in a very unusual way.
[17:35] Rimuru
    Huh? Unusual?
[17:37] Verudora
    There are occasionally those who
    come here from other worlds,
[17:39] Verudora
    but you are the first I've known
    of to be reincarnated here.
[17:43] Verudora
    Most would be unable to withstand having
    only their soul traverse worlds.
[17:47] Rimuru
    So you're saying
[17:48] Rimuru
    there are people who came here from other
    worlds, but not through reincarnation?
[17:52] Verudora
    Indeed. We call them Otherworlders.
[17:56] Verudora
    I've heard that they gain special abilities
    when they cross into this world.
[18:01] Rimuru
    I see... I guess that's
    how I got my skills, too.
[18:05] Rimuru
    There might even be other
    Japanese people here...
[18:08] Rimuru
    I think I'd like to try and find
    some of these Otherworlders.
[18:12] Verudora
    What? You're leaving already?
[18:15] Verudora
    He's pouting!
[18:17] Rimuru
    U-Um... Maybe I'll stay a little longer.
[18:20] Rimuru
    It's not like I have anything to do...
[18:22] Verudora
    Oh, good! Stay as long as you like!
[18:27] Rimuru
    So, um, you said earlier that
    you were sealed here, right?
[18:32] Verudora
    I'm glad you asked that!
[18:36] Verudora
    It was 300 years ago...
[18:39] Verudora
    I sort of turned a town into ashes by mistake.
[18:42] Rimuru
    "Sort of"?
[18:45] Verudora
    So someone came looking to slay me.
[18:48] Verudora
    It's certainly true that I
    underestimated my opponent a bit.
[18:52] Verudora
    I started putting my full strength
    into the battle partway through...
[18:55] Verudora
    But I still lost!
[18:58] Rimuru
    But you seem really strong.
[19:00] Rimuru
    Was your opponent that powerful?
[19:03] Verudora
    Yes, very powerful.
[19:05] Verudora
    It was someone known to the humans as
    a hero blessed with divine protection.
[19:10] Rimuru
    A human hero? Sounds like
    something out of a video game.
[19:14] Verudora
    She overpowered me with her unique
    skill, Absolute Severance,
SIGN    — Absolute Severance —
[19:18] Verudora
    and then she sealed me using
    Unlimited Imprisonment.
SIGN    Unlimited Imprisonment
[19:24] Rimuru
    Is that shiny stuff her
    Unlimited Imprisonment?
[19:27] Verudora
    Yes.
[19:28] Verudora
    The hero called herself a "Summon."
SIGN    Summon
[19:32] Rimuru
    A Summon?
[19:34] Rimuru
    Is that different from Otherworlders?
[19:37] Rimuru
    It takes more than 30 mages to perform
    a ritual that lasts several days
[19:41] Rimuru
    to bring one here from another world.
[19:43] Rimuru
    Oh! So there are mages here!
[19:45] Rimuru
    This sounds more and more like a game!
[19:47] Verudora
    They're also expected to
    serve as powerful weapons.
[19:51] Rimuru
    Weapons?
[19:52] Verudora
    Yes, for the Summoner.
[19:54] Verudora
    Magic is used to carve a
    curse into the Summon's soul
[19:56] Verudora
    to ensure that the Summon
    can't defy the Summoner.
[19:59] Rimuru
    What the heck?! That's just cruel!
[20:02] Verudora
    Cruel, eh?
[20:04] Verudora
    I don't know what your world was like,
[20:07] Verudora
    but survival of the fittest is the
    prevailing truth in this world.
[20:11] Rimuru
    I see...
[20:13] Rimuru
    So you've been in here ever
    since that hero sealed you?
[20:18] Verudora
    That's right.
[20:20] Verudora
    I'm so very bored...
[20:23] Rimuru
    I felt pretty damn lonely just because
    I never had a girlfriend in 37 years...
[20:28] Rimuru
    I can't imagine being all alone for 300 years.
[20:32] Rimuru
    Okay!
[20:33] Rimuru
    Why don't you and I be friends?
[20:36] Verudora
    What?! A mere slime proposes friendship
    with me, the feared Storm Dragon?!
[20:42] Rimuru
    I-If you don't want to, I understand...
[20:44] Verudora
    F-Fool! No one said I didn't want to!
[20:48] Rimuru
    Uh, really? Then... what do you say?
[20:51] Verudora
    Yes, well... if you insist...
[20:55] Verudora
    I guess I'm willing to think about it.
[20:57] Rimuru
    Are you some tsundere?!
[20:58] Rimuru
    Yes, I insist! So that settles it!
[21:02] Rimuru
    If you refuse, we're through.
    I'll never come here again!
[21:04] Verudora
    W-Well, all right. I'll be your friend.
    You'd better be grateful!
[21:08] Rimuru
    Just can't be honest, can you?
[21:10] Rimuru
    Well, glad to know ya!
[21:12] Verudora
    I-Indeed.
[21:15] Rimuru
    It's a little embarrassing talking
    about "friends" at my age...
[21:21] Rimuru
    But that's the story of
    how I got stabbed, died,
[21:24] Rimuru
    reincarnated as a slime,
[21:26] Rimuru
    and became friends with
    the Storm Dragon Veldora.
[21:29] Rimuru
    My totally normal,
    uneventful life... is no more.
[21:34] Rimuru
    How could this have happened?
[21:36] Rimuru
    I never dreamed a life like
    this was waiting for me!
[21:39] Rimuru
    Or should I call it a "slife"?
[21:42] Rimuru
    I wonder if Tamura wiped
    my hard drive for me...
[21:45] Rimuru
    I hope he didn't look at it first.
SIGN    * Never attempt this.
[21:56] Tamura
    Rest in peace, Senpai.
[22:00] Tamura
    If I ever have a son, I'll name him Satoru.
[23:36] Great Sage
    Next time, "Meeting the Goblins."
SIGN    Meeting the Goblins