E196 - Dr. Hanao

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Tsurukou
    Heyo!
[00:07] ---
    By the way...
[00:09] ---
    I'm pissed!
[00:10] Sign
    Episode 196
    Dr. Hanao
[00:10] Meisaku
    Don't just barge into my house
    and get mad. What's up?
[00:13] Tsurukou
    I heard you all went to another world!
[00:16] Sweets
    Sounds like he wants to go, too.
[00:17] Meisaku
    What? You really shouldn't.
[00:20] ---
    Even the small fry are
    so strong, it's a turn-off.
[00:20] Sign (Top)
    Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt
[00:20] Sign
    Slime attacks!
    Slime casts Gorgonzola
[00:21] Sign (Top)
    Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt
[00:21] Sign
    Deals 5621 damage to all party members! Meisaku's party
     is wiped out!
[00:22] Tsurukou
    I'm actually really good at RPGs.
[00:24] Bolt
    Maybe there's a strategy we can use to beat it.
[00:27] Meisaku
    Hm, in that case, shall we go?
[00:29] Tsurukou
    Hell yeah!
[00:32] Meisaku
    Huh? This doesn't look like where we saved.
[00:35] Bolt
    Sure doesn't.
[00:36] Tsurukou
    Is this the other world?
[00:38] Sweets
    It didn't look like this last time.
[00:41] Meisaku
    Excuse me. Are we in the Isekai Kingdom?
[00:44] Doctor
    Isekai Kingdom? Never heard of it.
[00:47] Meisaku
    What?! Oh no!
[00:49] ---
    We're in the wrong world!
[00:50] Tsurukou
    What're we gonna do? I'm only good at RPGs!
[00:53] Bolt
    No one here but this
    old geezer? Looks boring!
[00:55] Doctor
    You morons do realize...
[00:56] Doctor
    ...yer pal's dyin' over there, yeah?
[00:58] Sweets
    Help...
[00:59] Meisaku
    Sweets! What's wrong?!
[01:01] Doctor
    Well, y'see...
[01:01] Sign
    People-with-Topknots-Get-Drained Virus
[01:01] Sign
    People-with-Topknots-Get-Drained Virus
[01:01] ---
    The people-with-topknots-get-drained
    virus has spread around this world.
[01:05] Meisaku
    What the heck is that?
[01:07] Bolt
    I've never heard of it.
[01:08] Doctor
    Ya haven't? It says so right there.
[01:09] Sign
    This is a world
[01:09] Sign
    where people with topknots get a fever
[01:09] Sign
    This is a world
[01:09] Sign
    where people with topknots get a fever
[01:11] Doctor
    Look atta the sign-a, mamma mia!
[01:12] ---
    It's right-a in front of your face-a!
[01:14] Meisaku
    Your speech has changed.
[01:16] Doctor
    Well, anyway, 'cause of this virus,
[01:16] Sign
    This is a world
[01:16] Sign
    where people with topknots get a fever
[01:19] ---
    a state of emergency's been
    declared for people with topknots.
[01:21] Doctor
    Look around. There's no one else here.
[01:23] Bolt
    You're the only one without a topknot?
[01:25] Tsurukou
    Can't you just cut off a topknot?
[01:27] Meisaku
    We need Sweets to get better.
    Can you help him?
[01:31] Doctor
    Leave it to Dr. Hanao!
[01:34] Tsurukou
    So, like, can't you just cut the hair off?
[01:37] Doctor
    Okay, so this is what's goin'
    on in the boy's stomach.
[01:41] Meisaku
    Those are some seriously
     virus-looking viruses.
[01:43] Doctor
    I'll throw pills into his mouth to
    destroy these viruses at a mad pace.
[01:48] Tsurukou
    At a mad pace.
[01:48] Doctor
    But the pill has to hit the
    virus directly or it won't work.
[01:51] Bolt
    Not a very effective treatment, is it?
[01:53] Doctor
    Shake him so the pill hits
     the virus, ya got that?
[01:57] Meisaku
    Is that really possible?
[01:58] Doctor
    Y'all ready? Here we go!
[02:00] Tsurukou
    Pill incoming!
[02:01] Meisaku
    Okay, let's put it on this virus over here.
[02:03] Doctor
    Moron!
[02:04] ---
    Ya put a red pill on a yellow virus, dummy!
[02:07] ---
    Ya gotta put it on the same color!
[02:09] Bolt
    Can I just hit this old fart?
[02:11] Doctor
    Ready for another? There!
[02:13] Tsurukou
    It has a yellow and a blue!
[02:14] Meisaku
    Then, let's put the yellow
    pill on the yellow virus.
[02:17] Doctor
    Now yer gettin' it.
[02:19] ---
    Line up three of the same color to clear 'em.
[02:21] Meisaku
    Gotcha. Throw me another yellow pill, please.
[02:24] Doctor
    Will I give you a yellow? Here we go!
[02:27] Tsurukou
    A red and a blue!
[02:28] Meisaku
    I said a yellow!
[02:30] ---
    I'll just drop this one in the corner.
[02:33] Doctor
    What's coming next?
[02:35] Bolt
    You know what's coming!
[02:37] Doctor
    There!
[02:38] Tsurukou
    Something weird's dropping down!
[02:39] Doctor
    It's a cough drop.
[02:40] Meisaku
    A cough drop? Does it help?
[02:42] Doctor
    For a scratchy throat, I guess.
[02:44] Meisaku
    But not for the virus, huh?
[02:46] Doctor
    All right, the difficulty level's goin' up!
[02:48] Meisaku
    It's getting faster!
[02:50] Doctor
    It's a higher level, y'know?
[02:51] Bolt
    You chose to do that!
[02:52] Doctor
    Okay! A pill! A cough drop! A pill!
[02:55] Tsurukou
    Don't throw cough drops!
[02:56] Doctor
    Parsley! Parsley! Parsley!
[02:58] Tsurukou
    Don't add parsley!
[02:59] Doctor
    Okay, fine.
[03:01] ---
    Ready for some pills? Here!
[03:04] Meisaku
    That's too many!
[03:06] Mei/Bol/Tsu
    Oh no! It's game over!
[03:11] Sweets
    I'm better somehow.
[03:12] Meisaku
    But how?
[03:13] Doctor
    Mixed in the stomach,
    the pills do work eventually.
[03:15] Tsurukou
    So what was the game for?
[03:17] Doctor
    You morons do realize...
[03:19] Doctor
    ...yer pal's dyin' over there?
[03:20] Bolt
    Help...
[03:22] Meisaku
    Again?!
[03:23] Doctor
    Well, y'see...
[03:23] Doctor
    This world also has a
    tortoises-get-really-drained virus.
[03:23] Sign
    Tortoises-Get-Really-Drained Virus
[03:23] Sign
    Tortoises-Get-Really-Drained Virus
[03:27] Meisaku
    Throw in the pills!
[03:29] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun