E202 - The Dragon King's Speech
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Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN Aware! Meisaku-Kun
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Episode 202
The Dragon King's Speech
[00:06] Peach
Ugh, this sucks.
[00:08] Pino
Monday mornings are the worst
because there's always an assembly.
[00:11] Meisaku
Why do you hate 'em so much?
[00:12] Pino
The principal talks for too damn long.
[00:15] Turtle?
It sucks having to stand here and listen.
[00:17] Rice
Last week, someone passed out
and got taken to the infirmary.
[00:19] Rice
When they came back,
the principal was still talking.
[00:22] Meisaku
Wow, that's pretty damn long.
[00:24] Peach
Hey, it's starting.
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Student Council
[00:26] Prez
I am the student council president,
Chienetsu Harusame!
[00:29] Meisaku
Hey, it's the president.
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Student Council
[00:30] Prez
I know this is sudden, but this morning's
assembly speech by the principal...
[00:34] Prez
...has been canceled!
[00:35] Pino
For real?
[00:36] Prez
I will be conducting the
assemblies from now on.
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Student Council
[00:39] Turtle
Woo, yeah! President!
[00:41] Prez
No more shall you be subjected
to long, boring assemblies.
[00:44] Prez
The time has come for the student council's...
[00:46] Prez
...long, fun assemblies!
[00:49] All
Damn it, they're still long?!
[00:50] Turtle
Make 'em short!
[00:51] Pino
It sucks having to stand here for so long!
[00:53] Prez
Let's kick things off with the
classic morning feel-good story.
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Student Council
[00:56] Some
Classic?
[00:57] Prez
It's super touching, so don't forget to cry.
[00:59] Turtle
How are we meant to cry on demand?
[01:01] Prez
Let's talk about why this
school wants to educate you.
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Student Council
[01:04] Some
Does it really, though?
[01:05] Prez
Our school has three golden rules.
[01:07] Prez
Be kind to others. Always
greet others energetically.
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Golden
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Rules
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Be kind to others
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Always greet others energetically
[01:10] Prez
Don't go swinging around an axe.
[01:10] Sign
Don't go swinging around an axe
[01:12] Some
Is that third one really necessary?
[01:14] Prez
So this morning, when I was
greeting people at the gates,
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Student Council
[01:17] Prez
I encountered a student who
wasn't following these rules.
[01:19] Pino
Not everyone greets people all the time.
[01:21] Prez
So I said to them:
[01:23] Prez
"Swinging that axe around
like that is dangerous."
[01:23] Sign
Swinging that
axe around
like that is
dangerous
[01:23] Sign
Swinging that
axe around
like that is
dangerous
[01:25] Some
Someone really did have an axe.
[01:27] Prez
Now, let's take a moment to really
think about what the first golden rule,
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Student Council
[01:30] Prez
"be kind to others," truly means.
[01:32] Prez
Who springs to mind when
you picture a kind person?
[01:36] Meisaku
I'm not sure...
[01:37] Prez
Me, of course.
[01:38] Meisaku
Yeah, no.
[01:39] Prez
True kindness is...
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Student Council
[01:40] Prez
...when you go "Here" and toss a can of
coffee to a subordinate when they mess up.
[01:41] Sign
Here
[01:44] Meisaku
We're salarymen now?
[01:46] Prez
If you have a buddy who
didn't study before a test...
[01:46] Sign
Japa
[01:46] Sign
nese 10
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Yeah,
I didn't
study
either
[01:48] Sign
Yeah,
I didn't
study
either
[01:48] Prez
...lie and say: "Yeah, I didn't
study either" to put them at ease.
[01:53] Meisaku
Wait, that was a lie?! You ass!
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Student Council
[01:55] Prez
Well?
[01:56] Prez
Any of you crying yet?
[01:57] Rice
Who'd cry listening to this crap?
[01:59] Peach
Peachy peach...
[02:00] Meisaku
Seriously?
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Student Council
[02:01] Prez
Next, I'd like to acknowledge some of our
clubs for their excellent achievements.
[02:05] Prez
First up...
[02:06] Prez
The Inari Sushi Club.
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The Inari Sushi Club
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The Inari Sushi Club
[02:07] Guy
A club like that exists?
[02:09] Prez
In the Annual Spring Inari
Sushi Research Contest,
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Student Council
[02:11] Prez
our In-Su Club managed to place 70th!
[02:14] Pino
Is that worth acknowledging?
[02:16] Some
In-Su? It has a nickname?
[02:17] Prez
Next up, the VB team.
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VB?
[02:19] Prez
By the way, I don't meant the sport
where you set and spike a ball.
[02:22] Pino
Oh, is it the Victorian-Era Ballet Team?
[02:24] Prez
Of course, I mean the Venerable Bronco Team.
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The Venerable Bronco Team
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The Venerable Bronco Team
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V B
[02:25] Sign
V B
[02:26] Some
The hell kind of club is that?
[02:28] Prez
In a recent contest where you
had to guess a horse's age,
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Student Council
[02:30] Prez
our Venerable Bronco Team
placed 8th at Nationals!
[02:32] Prez
Congratulations!
[02:33] Turtle
Is that actually good, though?
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Student Council
[02:35] Prez
Next up, we have a real class act.
[02:37] Prez
We won the National Handball Tournament!
[02:40] Meisaku
Wow, really? That's amazing.
[02:42] Prez
Let's give a huge round of applause to
the winners of the Handball Nationals:
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Student Council
[02:45] Prez
The members of the In-Su Club!
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The Inari Sushi Club
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The Inari Sushi Club
[02:47] Meisaku
Not the actual Handball Team?!
[02:49] Pino
Wow, the Inari Sushi Club's on fire.
[02:51] Rice
He just won't stop talking.
[02:53] Meisaku
Our classes are starting soon.
How long's he gonna keep babbling for?
[02:56] Peach
Probably at least until 2nd period.
[02:59] Pino
Maybe even 3rd.
[03:01] Turtle
Nah, he wouldn't go that long.
[03:03] Some
And so, 4th period rolled around,
then lunch, and finally...
[03:09] Some
The first half of the assembly ended!
[03:10] Guy
Sorry, the first half?!
[03:14] All
President!
[03:15] Prez
Well? How do you like the all-new assembly?
[03:17] Prez
We have a karaoke contest and a
mochi-making contest in the second half!
[03:20] Turtle
Who needs any of that?!
[03:21] Prez
What? But making mochi is fun.
[03:23] Rice
Speeches aren't meant
to be about having fun.
[03:25] Peach
More importantly...
[03:27] All
It's too damn long!
[03:29] Prez
What?! What kind of speech
do you all want, then?
[03:31] Mei
Well, for example, Dr. Martin Luther
King's speech on racial discrimination
[03:36] Mei
which had his "I have a dream" line
is pretty famous for being heartfelt.
[03:39] Prez
So you want a heartfelt speech, huh?
[03:41] Prez
Understood!
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UNDERSTOOD
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Student Council
[03:44] Prez
So, on days when you didn't sleep enough,
you should have a light breakfast.
[03:48] Meisaku
Well?
[03:49] Turtle
It wasn't bad.
[03:51] Rice
It might even have been a little heartfelt.
[03:53] Peach
The only problem is...
[03:55] Prez
And with that...
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Student Council
[03:57] Prez
I'd like to conclude my all-night speech!
[04:00] All
It's too damn long!
[04:02] Some
And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN Aware! Meisaku-Kun
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