E216 - Motion Sickness Drunken Fist

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
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[00:05] Sign (Left)
    Don't look at your
     cell constantly
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    School
    Maxim:
    Be a
    Classic
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[00:05] Sign (Bottom Left)
    Sleep is the
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    mother of health
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    Student
    on Duty
    Today
[00:06] Lassi
    Good morning, everyone!
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    Story
[00:08] Lassi
    Hm? What's this? Is Sweets late today?
[00:10] Musubi
    He got lost up a mountain
    on his way to school,
[00:12] Musubi
    so he took a cable car back down,
    and he's on his way here in a cab.
[00:15] Meisaku
    Where did he go?
[00:16] Sign
    Episode 216
    Motion Sickness Drunken Fist
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    Story
[00:16] Nokio
    His house is like one minute from here.
[00:18] Bolt
    Why'd he go up a mountain?
[00:19] Meisaku
    He has zero sense of direction.
[00:21] Lassi
    All right, I'll throw chalk
    at him when he walks in.
[00:24] Lassi
    I'm off to practice and work on my shoulder,
[00:26] Lassi
    so it's independent study.
[00:27] Mus/Nok/Bol
    Yay!
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    Story
[00:28] Meisaku
    So there's no class?
[00:29] Sweets
    Gowd mornan'.
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    Story
[00:32] Meisaku
    Wow, talk about tipsy!
[00:34] Sweets
    I had too much...
[00:35] Meisaku
    Underage drinking?!
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    Story
[00:37] Sweets
    ...of riding in a car.
[00:38] Meisaku
    Oh, motion sickness.
[00:39] Musubi
    Motion sickness does that to you?
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    Story
[00:41] Lassi
    Motion sickness or not,
    you're totally late for class!
[00:43] Lassi
    Here comes my explosive chalk throw!
[00:45] Lassi
    Take this!
[00:47] Lassi
    Wha... What?
[00:48] Sweets
    Sensei, didya do sumfin'?
[00:51] Lassi
    H-How can a student so unsteady
    on his feet dodge my chalk throw?
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    Story
[00:55] Bolt
    Oh! Could this possibly be...
[00:57] Bolt
    Drunken Fist?!
[00:58] Musubi
    "Drunken Fist"?
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    Story
[00:59] Bolt
    It's from a kung fu movie starring
    action star genius, Jackie Chan:
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    Drunken Master
    (Drunken Fist)
[01:01] Bolt
    a ripsnorter about a martial arts style
    where the drunker he is, the stronger he gets!
[01:05] Meisaku
    Tch, explaining's my job.
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    Story
[01:07] Nokio
    Bolt, you like action movies, don't you?
[01:08] Lassi
    I believed in my chalk-throwing skills...
[01:10] Lassi
    Until this wound in my heart heals,
    it's independent study!
[01:13] Mus/Nok/Bol
    Yay!
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    Story
[01:14] Meisaku
    This "teacher" never teaches.
[01:18] Sweets
    Peachy peach. Now I'm not
     afraid of his chalk throw.
[01:22] Sweets
    I can cut class as much as I want.
[01:25] Nokio
    Lucky you.
[01:26] Meisaku
    I know you can dodge chalk now,
    but you still shouldn't cut class.
[01:29] Musubi
    Good news, everyone!
[01:31] Nokio
    What's up?
[01:32] Musubi
    Ever since Sweets beat Lassi-sensei,
    he's been practicing his chalk-throwing.
[01:36] Sweets
    He's what? I have to keep up with him!
[01:39] Meisaku
    How is that "good news"?
[01:41] Musubi
    It means independent study until
    he can get his chalk throws down pat.
[01:44] Nokio
    Hell, yes!
[01:45] Meisaku
    He needs to do his job.
[01:46] Sweets
    To take Lassi-sensei down,
    I'll master the Drunken Fist.
[01:51] Meisaku
    And how will you do that, exactly?
[01:52] Sweets
    I'll get even worse motion sickness.
[01:56] Nokio
    Huh?
[01:56] Meisaku
    Ah! An amusement park teacup ride!
[01:58] Musubi
    Where'd you get this?
[02:00] Sweets
    Switch on!
[02:02] Musubi
    He's spinning a lot.
[02:04] Sweets
    Nau-seous! I feel sick!
[02:07] Meisaku
    Why don't you just stop?
[02:08] Sweets
    Oh.
[02:09] Nokio
    What's wrong?
[02:09] Sweets
    I got too sick and it calmed me down.
[02:12] Musubi
    That's what happens when you get too sick?
[02:16] Meisaku
    What are we being forced to watch right now?
[02:20] Sweets
    Peachy peach.
[02:22] Sweets
    It's goin' swimmingly!
[02:24] Meisaku
    You're looking extremely sick, though.
[02:26] Sweets
    I feel totally invincible right now!
[02:29] Lassi
    We'll see about that.
[02:30] Meisaku
    Oh, Lassi-sensei...
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    Story
[02:32] Meisaku
    Your arm is ripped!
[02:34] Lassi
    Okay, let's get this class started, shall we?
[02:38] Sweets
    Hm, then maybe I should read this
    comic book even though class has started.
[02:43] Nokio
    Wow, what crazy intensity!
[02:45] Musubi
    These two are about to throw down, aren't they?
[02:47] Meisaku
    Can you just start teaching already?
[02:50] Lassi
    Hey, Sweets!
[02:51] Lassi
    Why are you reading a comic book in class?!
[02:54] Sweets
    Bring it on!
[02:57] Bolt
    He threw one!
[02:58] Sweets
    I feel nauseous!
[03:00] Bolt
    He dodged it!
[03:02] Bolt
    He threw another!
[03:03] Sweets
    I'm gonna barf!
[03:04] Bolt
    He dodged again!
[03:06] Meisaku
    Everyone's being too loud in general!
[03:08] Sweets
    How do ya like that?
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    Story
[03:10] Lassi
    Not bad. But I expected as much.
[03:13] Nokio
    Y-You have a secret weapon?
[03:14] Lassi
    Sweets must...
[03:16] Lassi
    clean the class by himself as punishment.
[03:18] Sweets
    Clean?
[03:18] Lassi
    That's right.
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    Story
[03:19] Lassi
    It's punishment for reading in class. Pick up
    and put away all the chalk on the floor, too.
[03:23] Sweets
    A-Are you serious?!
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[03:25] Meisaku
    But you threw all that chalk!
[03:26] Lassi
    Sweets, don't get cocky just
    because you got a little stronger.
[03:29] Lassi
    You didn't get sick from being in
     moving vehicles. You were...
[03:32] Lassi
    drunk on your own power!
[03:34] Nokio
    He's trying to sound smart.
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[03:35] Sweets
    Oh man! I lost!
[03:37] Lassi
    Sometimes, you learn from losing.
[03:39] Lassi
    In a way, this is part of the lesson.
[03:41] Meisaku
    Is it really?
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[03:42] Lassi
    Anyway, I'm gonna call it a day.
[03:43] Lassi
    It's independent study now!
[03:45] Mus/Nok/Bol
    Yay!
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    Story
[03:46] Meisaku
    So you're not gonna do any actual teaching?
[03:48] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun