E210 - Independent Research But Liberal

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Mei
    Groceries!
[00:07] Meisaku
    You're doing a great job
    helping with the errand!
[00:10] Meisaku
    Oh, it's Nokio.
[00:11] Meisaku
    What are you up to?
[00:12] Nokio
    Wondering what constitutes "research."
[00:14] Meisaku
    Oh, uh, you are?
[00:14] Sign
    Episode 210
    Independent Research
     But Liberal
[00:16] Mei
    So cool!
[00:17] Meisaku
    But, uh...
[00:19] Sign (Left)
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    School Zone
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[00:19] Sign (Right)
    Peaches from
    Shangri-La
[00:19] Meisaku
    What made you wonder that?
[00:20] Nokio
    We had to do "independent research"
     over summer break, right?
[00:23] Meisaku
    Oh, the thing that's due tomorrow?
[00:24] Nokio
    I'm wondering how liberal we can be
     with the definition of "research."
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[00:27] Sign (Left)
    School Zone
[00:27] Meisaku
    Huh?
[00:28] Nokio
    Liberally speaking,
    could I research "nothing"?
[00:30] Meisaku
    No, you can't! That's just
    not doing your homework!
[00:32] Mei
    So uncool!
[00:34] Meisaku
    So what are you gonna do?
[00:35] Nokio
    I know! Bolt!
[00:37] Meisaku
    Bolt?
[00:37] Nokio
    I'll research Bolt.
[00:39] Nokio
    He's one mysterious dude, don't you think?
[00:41] Nokio
    I'll tail him and see what he gets up to.
[00:43] Meisaku
    Ah, you mean a documentary.
[00:44] Sign
    Documentary
[00:44] Sign
    Documentary
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    School Zone
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[00:45] Sign (Right)
    Peaches from
    Shangri-La
[00:45] Meisaku
    A classic format where you
     present the subject, warts and all.
[00:48] Nokio
    That settles it, then.
[00:49] Nokio
    With the three of us working together,
    our independent research will be amazing!
[00:53] Mei
    Three of us?
[00:54] Meisaku
    Don't go roping us in, too!
[00:58] Meisaku
    Do you see Bolt?
[00:59] Nokio
    I see him, but... well...
[01:01] Meisaku
    He's on his knees?!
[01:03] Mei
    In a pinch!
[01:04] Meisaku
    Shouldn't we go help him?
SIGN    Dragon
    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
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[01:05] Nokio
    No, we will... record this.
[01:08] Mei
    Record.
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SIGN    Dragon
    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
[01:09] Meisaku
    I wonder what's going on...
[01:11] Bolt
    I'm begging you! Please
    make me your apprentice!
[01:11] Sign (Left)
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SIGN    Dragon
    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
[01:13] Sushi Chef
    No way! Go home!
[01:13] Sign (Left)
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SIGN    Dragon
    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
[01:14] Bolt
    No, I will not!
[01:16] Bolt
    I will not move from here until
     you make me your apprentice!
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SIGN    Dragon
    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
[01:18] Meisaku
    An apprentice, of all things?
[01:20] Sushi Chef
    We won't go easy on you here.
[01:22] Sushi Chef
    Are you prepared?
[01:23] Bolt
    I am not!
[01:23] Sushi Chef
    Huh?
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SIGN    Dragon
    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
[01:24] Bolt
    I want it easy!
[01:25] Bolt
    I want to train to be a sushi chef at
    my leisure and without any pressure!
[01:29] Meisaku
    How self-serving!
[01:30] Sushi Chef
    I... I don't need someone like that! Go home!
[01:30] Sign (Left)
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SIGN    Dragon
    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
[01:32] Bolt
    I will not!
[01:32] Sign (Left)
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SIGN    Dragon
    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
[01:33] Bolt
    I am not budging an inch until
    you make me your apprentice!
[01:36] Sushi Chef
    Please go home. I'm begging you.
[01:38] Bolt
    No matter what happens, I am not moving!
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SIGN    Dragon
    Palace
    Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
SIGN    Dragon Palace Sushi
[01:40] Meisaku
    Apply that passion to your training!
[01:45] Nokio
    Looks like he gave up on being a sushi chef.
[01:47] Meisaku
    He's at a florist this time.
[01:48] Mei
    Flowers!
[01:49] Nokio
    Let's keep on recording.
[01:51] Bolt
    I'd like to buy some flowers.
    Could you tell me their meanings?
[01:54] Florist
    Sure. Which ones in particular?
[01:56] Nokio
    He's asking about flower meanings?
[01:57] Meisaku
    He's a romantic, huh?
[01:59] Bolt
    I was thinking these ones.
[02:00] Florist
    Those flowers mean "eternal love."
[02:02] Sign
    Eternal Love
[02:02] Sign
    Eternal Love
[02:04] Bolt
    What about these?
[02:05] Florist
    They don't have a very
     nice meaning. It's "revenge."
[02:08] Sign
    Revenge
[02:08] Sign
    Revenge
[02:09] Bolt
    Okay, I'll take the "revenge" ones.
[02:10] Meiskau
    You're going with those?
[02:12] Florist
    W-Well, they're pretty all the same.
[02:14] Bolt
    Could you tell me the
    meanings of these ones here?
[02:17] Florist
    Let's see...
[02:17] Florist
    This one means "true friendship,"
[02:18] Sign
    True Friendship
[02:18] Sign
    True Friendship
[02:19] Florist
    this one is "gratitude,"
[02:19] Sign
    Gratitude
[02:19] Sign
    Gratitude
[02:20] Florist
    and the meaning of this one is kinda bad...
[02:22] Florist
    It's "fools."
[02:22] Sign
    Fools
[02:22] Sign
    Fools
[02:23] Bolt
    I'll take all the "fools" you have.
[02:25] Nokio
    Why would you go in that direction?
[02:26] Sign
    Burglar Burgling the Parental Home
[02:26] Sign
    Burglar Burgling the Parental Home
[02:26] Bolt
    Is there a "burglar burgling the parental home,"
    or a "heater that stops working in winter"?
[02:28] Sign
    A Heater That Stops Working In Winter
[02:28] Sign
    A Heater That Stops Working In Winter
[02:30] Meisaku
    What are you buying flowers like that for?
[02:33] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[02:34] Nokio
    He's doing fortune telling now.
[02:36] Meisaku
    Can he even tell fortunes?
[02:38] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[02:38] Nokio
    It says: "Sweet Talk Fortune Telling."
[02:39] Bolt
    Ah! Hold it right there, mister!
[02:39] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[02:41] Man
    Huh?
[02:42] Bolt
    Your guardian spirits are major leaguers!
[02:45] Man
    Huh? Major leaguers? Which ones?
[02:45] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[02:47] Bolt
    All of them.
[02:48] Man
    All of them?!
[02:49] Bolt
    The famous ones are all here.
[02:49] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[02:50] Bolt
    I've never met anyone with such amazing luck.
[02:54] Meisaku
    He's sweet-talking him, all right.
[02:54] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[02:55] Bolt
    May I read your palm?
[02:56] Man
    Ah, uh, okay.
[02:56] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[02:57] Bolt
    Holy wow!
[02:59] Bolt
    People with lines on their
     hands are real geniuses!
[03:02] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[03:02] Nokio
    Everyone has them.
[03:02] Bolt
    And we call these things "nails," and anyone
     with nails succeeds in everything they do.
[03:06] Bolt
    Amazing!
[03:08] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[03:08] Meisaku
    This is some aggressive sweet talk.
[03:09] Man
    Ah, I feel so good!
[03:11] Meisaku
    Guess he likes it.
[03:11] Sign
    Sweet Talk Fortune Telling
[03:14] Nokio
    We followed him all day,
    but he's more of a mystery than ever.
[03:18] Mei
    Mystery.
[03:19] Nokio
    I suppose we could...
[03:20] Nokio
    just ask him.
[03:21] Meisaku
    So why have we been tailing him?
[03:23] Nokio
    Bolt, what have you been up to today?
[03:25] Bolt
    Today?
[03:26] Bolt
    My independent research.
[03:27] Meisaku
    Independent research?!
[03:29] Mei
    In what way?
[03:30] Bolt
    I just did whatever came to mind.
[03:32] Bolt
    I took a liberal approach to "research."
[03:34] Nok/Mei
    I see!
[03:36] Meisaku
    That's way too liberal!
[03:39] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun