E220 - The Battle of the Monkey and the Peach

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    Episode 220
    The Battle of the
    Monkey and the Peach
[00:05] Sweets
    C'mon and sprout, little persimmon seeds!
[00:09] Sweets
    Or I'm gonna have to gorilla stomp you all!
[00:11] Nokio
    What are you doing, Sweets?
[00:13] Musubi
    What a weird song.
[00:13] Sweets
    I planted some persimmon
    seeds so they'll grow.
[00:16] Bolt
    Why would you do something like that?
[00:18] Sweets
    If they grow and bear fruit,
    I'll get to eat lots of persimmons.
[00:21] Sweets
    But they don't seem to be sprouting.
[00:23] Meisaku
    Oh yeah?
[00:24] Sweets
    Wanna give it a try, Meisaku?
    I've still got some left. Look.
[00:27] Meisaku
    Persimmon seed-shaped rice crackers?!
[00:27] Sign
    Kaki-no-Tane
[00:27] Sign
    Persimmon Seed-Shaped
[00:27] Sign
    Rice Crackers
[00:29] Bolt
    Those will never sprout!
[00:30] Sweets
    They won't?
[00:31] Sweets
    Gah! I've been deceived!
[00:33] Meisaku
    Deceived? By whom?
[00:35] Sweets
    Sarutahiko-kun in the class next to ours.
[00:37] Meisaku
    Sarutahiko-kun?
[00:38] Sweets
    He's so unpleasant.
[00:40] Sweets
    His dad's loaded, meaning whenever he does
    bad stuff, he just pays his way out of trouble.
[00:44] Meisaku
    Don't you do something similar?
[00:46] Musubi
    I know the guy you mean.
    Only his underlings like him.
[00:50] Bolt
    And they're only there for the money.
[00:52] Nokio
    But my boss... I mean, Sarutahiko
    must have some good points, right?
[00:56] Sweets
    Hm?
[00:57] Meisaku
    Nokio, are you his underling?
[00:58] Nokio
    A-As if!
[01:00] Sweets
    Aw man. So I did all that
    bartering for nothing.
[01:02] Musubi
    What'd you barter for the rice crackers?
[01:05] Sweets
    A 5,000 yen bill!
[01:05] Sign
    Kaki-no-Tane
[01:06] Nokio
    That's not exactly bartering.
[01:08] Bolt
    That's shopping.
[01:09] Sweets
    Dang it!
[01:10] Meisaku
    This totally reminds me of the classic tale,
    The Battle of the Monkey and the Crab.
[01:14] Musubi
    Here comes the plot.
[01:15] Meisaku
    A crab agrees to trade his rice ball
    for a monkey's persimmon seed.
[01:15] Sign
    The Battle of the
    Monkey and the Crab
[01:18] Meisaku
    But in the end, the crab gets deceived by
     the monkey, who steals the persimmons.
[01:22] Meisaku
    The crab's gang then gets
     revenge on the monkey.
[01:24] Sweets
    That's it!
[01:25] Sweets
    I'll assemble a gang and get my revenge!
[01:29] Sweets
    Okay, everyone! Thank you for coming today.
[01:32] Sweets
    Let's band together and defeat Sarutahiko!
[01:35] Bolt
    It has nothing to do with us, though.
[01:36] Sweets
    By the way, how did the
    monkey get punished in the story?
[01:40] Meisaku
    Hm, let's see... They made the
    monkey slip and fall in cow manure.
[01:44] Musubi
    C-Cow manure? But why?
[01:46] Bolt
    That makes zero sense!
[01:47] Nokio
    And it's so gross!
[01:47] Meisaku
    Hey, don't blame me.
[01:49] Bolt
    What can we do instead?
[01:50] Sweets
    Well, I say...
[01:51] Sweets
    Let's go with the flow!
[01:52] Meisaku
    The flow?
[01:55] Sweets
    And so, we're all hiding in
    Sarutahiko's house while he's out!
[01:59] Meisaku
    Huh? I can hear you, but I don't see you.
[02:00] Sweets
    Now, Meisaku, can you figure
    out where we're all hiding?
[02:03] Meisaku
    Um...
[02:04] Meisaku
    In that hole in the wall?
[02:06] Sweets
    Correct!
[02:06] Sweets
    I punched this hole in the
    wall and hid myself in it!
[02:09] Meisaku
    This hole's probably 5,000 yen's
     worth of revenge right there.
[02:12] Meisaku
    Now, for Musubi...
[02:14] Meisaku
    ...who's right there.
[02:15] Musubi
    Yup! I'm sitting here,
    pretending to be a sandwich.
[02:18] Meisaku
    Can't you just pretend to be a rice ball?
[02:20] Nokio
    I'm over here.
[02:21] Nokio
    When he gets near,
    I'll yell and surprise him.
[02:23] Meisaku
    Yelling, huh?
[02:24] Sweets
    That's kind of weak.
[02:26] Nokio
    Not at all! I'll yell something
     shocking to surprise him.
[02:28] Meisaku
    Something shocking, huh?
[02:30] Bolt
    And I'm up here!
[02:32] Meisaku
    Above us?!
[02:32] Bolt
    When Nokio shocks Sarutahiko with his
     loud yelling, I'll throw this mortar at him!
[02:36] Meisaku
    I guess The Battle of the Monkey
     and the Crab needs a mortar.
[02:39] Sweets
    And I've put out something
    similar to cow manure!
[02:42] Meisaku
    Oh yes, I see it. What is this?
[02:43] Sweets
    Chow mein-ure!
[02:43] Sign
    Chow Mein-ure
[02:43] Sign
    Chow Mein-ure
[02:44] Musubi
    That just sounds similar!
[02:46] Sweets
    Okay, Sarutahiko will be home any second.
[02:49] Sweets
    Everyone, stand by!
[02:50] Meisaku
    I don't know if this'll work...
[02:54] Sarutahiko
    I'm home!
[02:55] Nokio
    I'll go first!
[02:57] Sweets
    Nokio, yell something
    shocking and surprise him!
[02:59] Nokio
    Don't come in, Boss! Danger awaits you here!
[03:02] Sarutahiko
    Huh?
[03:02] Meisaku
    He really did say something shocking!
[03:04] Sweets
    You traitor!
[03:06] Sarutahiko
    Hey, what's this?
[03:07] Sweets
    He avoided the chow mein-ure!
[03:08] Bolt
    And now, you get...
[03:10] Bolt
    ...the mortar!
[03:13] Meisaku
    All we really needed was the mortar.
[03:18] Sweets
    Just like we planned!
[03:19] Meisaku
    What plan?
[03:20] Sarutahiko
    Damn it!
[03:21] Sweets
    Give me my 5,000 yen back!
[03:23] Sarutahiko
    No way. Do you really think you can get
    away with doing something like this to me?
[03:27] Bolt
    What do you mean?
[03:29] Sarutahiko
    I can just go tell my dad
     to drive you out of town.
[03:34] Sweets
    Wh-What a cowardly thing to do.
[03:36] Sweets
    But if you plan to go through with it...
[03:38] Meisaku
    What will you do?
[03:39] Sweets
    I'll go ask my dad to buy
    up your dad's company...
[03:42] Sweets
    ...and drive you out of town!
[03:45] Meisaku
    You're just doing the same thing as him!
[03:48] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun