E220 - The Battle of the Monkey and the Peach
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[00:01] All
Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
Episode 220
The Battle of the
Monkey and the Peach
[00:05] Sweets
C'mon and sprout, little persimmon seeds!
[00:09] Sweets
Or I'm gonna have to gorilla stomp you all!
[00:11] Nokio
What are you doing, Sweets?
[00:13] Musubi
What a weird song.
[00:13] Sweets
I planted some persimmon
seeds so they'll grow.
[00:16] Bolt
Why would you do something like that?
[00:18] Sweets
If they grow and bear fruit,
I'll get to eat lots of persimmons.
[00:21] Sweets
But they don't seem to be sprouting.
[00:23] Meisaku
Oh yeah?
[00:24] Sweets
Wanna give it a try, Meisaku?
I've still got some left. Look.
[00:27] Meisaku
Persimmon seed-shaped rice crackers?!
[00:27] Sign
Kaki-no-Tane
[00:27] Sign
Persimmon Seed-Shaped
[00:27] Sign
Rice Crackers
[00:29] Bolt
Those will never sprout!
[00:30] Sweets
They won't?
[00:31] Sweets
Gah! I've been deceived!
[00:33] Meisaku
Deceived? By whom?
[00:35] Sweets
Sarutahiko-kun in the class next to ours.
[00:37] Meisaku
Sarutahiko-kun?
[00:38] Sweets
He's so unpleasant.
[00:40] Sweets
His dad's loaded, meaning whenever he does
bad stuff, he just pays his way out of trouble.
[00:44] Meisaku
Don't you do something similar?
[00:46] Musubi
I know the guy you mean.
Only his underlings like him.
[00:50] Bolt
And they're only there for the money.
[00:52] Nokio
But my boss... I mean, Sarutahiko
must have some good points, right?
[00:56] Sweets
Hm?
[00:57] Meisaku
Nokio, are you his underling?
[00:58] Nokio
A-As if!
[01:00] Sweets
Aw man. So I did all that
bartering for nothing.
[01:02] Musubi
What'd you barter for the rice crackers?
[01:05] Sweets
A 5,000 yen bill!
[01:05] Sign
Kaki-no-Tane
[01:06] Nokio
That's not exactly bartering.
[01:08] Bolt
That's shopping.
[01:09] Sweets
Dang it!
[01:10] Meisaku
This totally reminds me of the classic tale,
The Battle of the Monkey and the Crab.
[01:14] Musubi
Here comes the plot.
[01:15] Meisaku
A crab agrees to trade his rice ball
for a monkey's persimmon seed.
[01:15] Sign
The Battle of the
Monkey and the Crab
[01:18] Meisaku
But in the end, the crab gets deceived by
the monkey, who steals the persimmons.
[01:22] Meisaku
The crab's gang then gets
revenge on the monkey.
[01:24] Sweets
That's it!
[01:25] Sweets
I'll assemble a gang and get my revenge!
[01:29] Sweets
Okay, everyone! Thank you for coming today.
[01:32] Sweets
Let's band together and defeat Sarutahiko!
[01:35] Bolt
It has nothing to do with us, though.
[01:36] Sweets
By the way, how did the
monkey get punished in the story?
[01:40] Meisaku
Hm, let's see... They made the
monkey slip and fall in cow manure.
[01:44] Musubi
C-Cow manure? But why?
[01:46] Bolt
That makes zero sense!
[01:47] Nokio
And it's so gross!
[01:47] Meisaku
Hey, don't blame me.
[01:49] Bolt
What can we do instead?
[01:50] Sweets
Well, I say...
[01:51] Sweets
Let's go with the flow!
[01:52] Meisaku
The flow?
[01:55] Sweets
And so, we're all hiding in
Sarutahiko's house while he's out!
[01:59] Meisaku
Huh? I can hear you, but I don't see you.
[02:00] Sweets
Now, Meisaku, can you figure
out where we're all hiding?
[02:03] Meisaku
Um...
[02:04] Meisaku
In that hole in the wall?
[02:06] Sweets
Correct!
[02:06] Sweets
I punched this hole in the
wall and hid myself in it!
[02:09] Meisaku
This hole's probably 5,000 yen's
worth of revenge right there.
[02:12] Meisaku
Now, for Musubi...
[02:14] Meisaku
...who's right there.
[02:15] Musubi
Yup! I'm sitting here,
pretending to be a sandwich.
[02:18] Meisaku
Can't you just pretend to be a rice ball?
[02:20] Nokio
I'm over here.
[02:21] Nokio
When he gets near,
I'll yell and surprise him.
[02:23] Meisaku
Yelling, huh?
[02:24] Sweets
That's kind of weak.
[02:26] Nokio
Not at all! I'll yell something
shocking to surprise him.
[02:28] Meisaku
Something shocking, huh?
[02:30] Bolt
And I'm up here!
[02:32] Meisaku
Above us?!
[02:32] Bolt
When Nokio shocks Sarutahiko with his
loud yelling, I'll throw this mortar at him!
[02:36] Meisaku
I guess The Battle of the Monkey
and the Crab needs a mortar.
[02:39] Sweets
And I've put out something
similar to cow manure!
[02:42] Meisaku
Oh yes, I see it. What is this?
[02:43] Sweets
Chow mein-ure!
[02:43] Sign
Chow Mein-ure
[02:43] Sign
Chow Mein-ure
[02:44] Musubi
That just sounds similar!
[02:46] Sweets
Okay, Sarutahiko will be home any second.
[02:49] Sweets
Everyone, stand by!
[02:50] Meisaku
I don't know if this'll work...
[02:54] Sarutahiko
I'm home!
[02:55] Nokio
I'll go first!
[02:57] Sweets
Nokio, yell something
shocking and surprise him!
[02:59] Nokio
Don't come in, Boss! Danger awaits you here!
[03:02] Sarutahiko
Huh?
[03:02] Meisaku
He really did say something shocking!
[03:04] Sweets
You traitor!
[03:06] Sarutahiko
Hey, what's this?
[03:07] Sweets
He avoided the chow mein-ure!
[03:08] Bolt
And now, you get...
[03:10] Bolt
...the mortar!
[03:13] Meisaku
All we really needed was the mortar.
[03:18] Sweets
Just like we planned!
[03:19] Meisaku
What plan?
[03:20] Sarutahiko
Damn it!
[03:21] Sweets
Give me my 5,000 yen back!
[03:23] Sarutahiko
No way. Do you really think you can get
away with doing something like this to me?
[03:27] Bolt
What do you mean?
[03:29] Sarutahiko
I can just go tell my dad
to drive you out of town.
[03:34] Sweets
Wh-What a cowardly thing to do.
[03:36] Sweets
But if you plan to go through with it...
[03:38] Meisaku
What will you do?
[03:39] Sweets
I'll go ask my dad to buy
up your dad's company...
[03:42] Sweets
...and drive you out of town!
[03:45] Meisaku
You're just doing the same thing as him!
[03:48] Narrator
And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN Aware! Meisaku-Kun