E207 - Medicinal Bleurgh-erbs?

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Tsurukou
    Easy-peasy!
[00:07] Bolt
    With your help, this has been a breeze.
[00:09] Sign (Top)
    Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt
[00:09] Sign (Bottom)
    Deals 5621 damage to all party members! Meisaku's party
     is wiped out!
[00:09] Meisaku
    We got beaten up by a slime last time.
[00:11] Sign
    Episode 207
    Medicinal Bleurgh-erbs?
[00:11] Tsurukou
    That's 'cause you oldies went into
     battle without any equipment.
[00:15] Musubi
    We're glad that you know
     so much about video games.
[00:17] Nokio
    Hey, look at that!
[00:18] ---
    That thing looks pretty strong.
[00:20] Sweets
    Oh man! What do we do
    in a situation like this?
[00:22] Tsurukou
    We should restore our HP before we battle it.
[00:25] Sweets
    Makes sense.
[00:26] Nokio
    Let's use medicinal herbs.
[00:26] Sign
    Medicinal Herb
[00:27] Nokio
    One of these bad boys restores 30 HP, right?
[00:29] Sign
    Nokio
[00:29] ---
    I lost 33 HP, so I need two of them.
[00:33] Musubi
    Just one will be enough, right?
[00:34] Meisaku
    Don't go wasting them.
[00:36] Nokio
    Don't be stingy and give me two.
[00:38] Nokio
    It's seriously not a big dea—
[00:40] Musubi
    What the hell, man?
[00:41] Meisaku
    Gross!
[00:42] Nokio
    Disgusting!
[00:43] Nokio
    Medicinal herbs are nasty!
[00:45] Meisaku
    Even so, don't just spit them out!
[00:47] Tsurukou
    You're gonna have to eat another one now.
[00:49] Nokio
    No way! They're too nasty. I can't eat them.
[00:52] Sweets
    Are you sure you're meant to eat it?
[00:54] Meisaku
    The guy at the item shop said he eats them.
[00:56] Musubi
    And it did restore some HP.
[00:59] Bolt
    But since he didn't finish all
     of it, it only restored 8 HP.
[01:02] Sign
    Meisaku
[01:02] Tsurukou
    Meisaku-paisen recovered
    2 HP since he got spat at.
[01:05] Nokio
    Man, I'm beat.
[01:05] Sign
    Nokio
[01:07] ---
    Is my status "Poisoned"?
[01:08] Meisaku
    No, it's not.
[01:09] ---
    If you were poisoned,
    your status would say "Poisoned."
[01:12] Nokio
    I know I am.
[01:13] ---
    I know my body better than anyone.
[01:15] ---
    You can't rely on the status display.
[01:17] Meisaku
    Sure you can. Being poisoned
    isn't like catching a cold.
[01:19] Nokio
    Just give me an item
    that works against poison.
[01:22] Meisaku
    That'd be the antidotal herb.
[01:24] Nokio
    Actually, I'm good.
[01:24] Meisaku
    Yeah, thought so.
[01:26] Sweets
    But the antidotal herb might taste fine.
[01:28] Bolt
    Okay, let's force-feed Nokio all the herbs so we
     can find out which are tasty and which aren't.
[01:32] Nokio
    What?
[01:33] Tsurukou
    Here!
[01:33] Nokio
    Ah, no, stop!
[01:34] Tsurukou
    Let's feed him the antidotal herb first.
[01:34] Sign
    Antidotal Herb
[01:36] Sign
    Nokio
[01:38] Bolt
    What's his status now?
[01:38] Sign
    Feeling Low
[01:40] Tsurukou
    Oh, it says "Feeling Low."
[01:40] Sign
    Nokio
[01:40] Sign (Orange)
    Feeling Low
[01:42] Meisaku
    It's about how he's "feeling" now?
[01:43] Nokio
    I don't care about adventuring now.
[01:43] Sign
    Nokio
[01:43] Sign
    Feeling Low
[01:45] Sweets
    He's clearly bummed out!
[01:46] Meisaku
    Don't we have anything to cheer him up?
[01:48] Tsurukou
    Well, we currently have...
[01:50] ---
    poison herbs, special medicinal herbs,
[01:50] Sign
    Poison Herb
[01:50] Sign
    Special Medicinal Herb
[01:51] ---
    nasty herbs, and spinach.
[01:51] Sign
    Nasty Herb
[01:52] Sign
    Spinach
[01:53] Tsurukou
    That's all.
[01:54] Musubi
    Spinach will do the trick.
[01:54] Sign
    Nokio
[01:54] Sign
    Feeling Low
[01:55] Bolt
    That's just regular food.
[01:58] Nokio
    Hm...
[01:59] ---
    Nope, nothing. Uncooked, unseasoned
     spinach isn't good or bad. It does nothing.
[02:04] Meisaku
    Thought so.
[02:04] Musubi
    How about this "nasty herb"?
[02:05] Sign
    Nasty Herb
[02:07] Tsurukou
    That grass is nasty, yo, lol.
[02:08] Sign
    Nokio
[02:08] Sign
    Feeling Low
[02:08] Bolt
    It looks disgusting.
[02:10] Bolt
    Let's try it!
[02:10] Nokio
    Don't make me eat that!
[02:12] Tsurukou
    Here you go!
[02:13] Sign
    Nokio
[02:13] Sign
    Feeling Low
[02:14] Nokio
    I-It's good!
[02:16] Meisaku
    Wait, really?
[02:17] Sign (Orange)
    Feeling Low
[02:17] Sweets
    And his status is back to normal!
[02:17] Sign
    Nokio
[02:19] Nokio
    Maybe I'll try some other herbs.
[02:19] Sign
    Nokio
[02:20] Musubi
    He's interested now.
[02:21] Tsurukou
    How about the special medicinal herb?
[02:22] Sign
    Special Medicinal Herb
[02:23] Nokio
    Yeah, hit me!
[02:24] Tsurukou
    Here you go!
[02:25] Sign
    Nokio
[02:27] Nokio
    Ma!
[02:28] Meisaku
    He said "Ma!" and croaked!
[02:30] Musubi
    Even though his HP fully restored!
[02:33] Nokio
    Enough already!
[02:34] Nokio
    Why are they all so vile?
[02:35] Meisaku
    You volunteered to eat that last one.
[02:37] Nokio
    Hand 'em all over. I'll cook up a tasty herb dish!
[02:40] Musubi
    I didn't know you could cook.
[02:42] Nokio
    The texture's not great with
     just herbs. Let's add this nut.
[02:44] Meisaku
    Ah, that's a precious item!
[02:46] Meisaku
    It's the berry of strength!
[02:46] Sign
    Berry of Strength
[02:47] Tsurukou
    It raises your max strength.
[02:49] Nokio
    If you wanna be stronger,
     go get some protein!
[02:51] Bolt
    He's got a point.
[02:52] Nokio
    Too thick. Let's add some water.
[02:54] Meisaku
    That's holy water!
[02:55] Sign
    Holy Water
[02:56] Tsurukou
    You sprinkle it on yourself.
[02:57] Nokio
    It's fine. Holy water's just water.
[03:00] ---
    Anyway, I don't trust anyone
    who sells water at a high price.
[03:02] Bolt
    He's got a point.
[03:03] Meisaku
    You think so?
[03:04] Nokio
    And some mayo to finish it off.
[03:04] Sign
    Mayonnaise
[03:05] Meisaku
    So this dish is mayo-flavored, huh?
[03:07] Sweets
    Will that really taste good?
[03:09] Nokio
    Why not try some and find out?
[03:10] ---
    Here, eat up!
[03:13] Mus/Mei/Tsu/Bol/Swe
    Ma!
[03:14] Nokio
    Right. I'll use this as a weapon.
[03:16] Meisaku
    That's actually a good idea...
[03:19] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun