E214 - Princess Tsurukou

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:06] Meisaku
    Uh...
[00:07] Meisaku
    "Princess Tsurukou's Magic Show"?
[00:07] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:10] Meisaku
    What's that?
[00:10] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:11] Bolt
    "What's that?"! Seriously?!
[00:12] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
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[00:12] Bolt
    Don't you know about Princess Tsurukou?!
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
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[00:14] Sign
    Episode 214
    Princess Tsurukou
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:14] Meisaku
    You mean Tsurukou?
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:15] Meisaku
    "Princess" is for female royalty.
[00:17] Musubi
    He's a famed genius magician,
    and tickets to his shows are hard to come by.
[00:18] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:20] Meisaku
    He's that popular, huh?
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:22] Nokio
    It's rumored that his 3,000 yen tickets
    shoot up and get resold for 3,150 yen.
[00:24] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:26] Meisaku
    Not a huge hike.
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Magic Show
[00:27] Bolt
    Princess Tsurukou thoughtfully arranged
    for us to see his popular show for free.
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:32] Nokio
    So be grateful!
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:33] Meisaku
    When you say it like that,
    I kinda want to see it.
[00:35] Meisaku
    Tricks like levitation and escaping from
     a burning cage are considered classics.
[00:40] Bolt
    Princess Tsurukou's magic tricks
    aren't nearly as boring as those!
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:44] Nokio
    You'll literally be blown away.
    Like five meters or so!
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:46] Meisaku
    Well, that sure sounds like
    magic. I can't wait to see it.
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Tsurukou
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    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:52] Bolt
    It's about to start.
[00:53] Meisaku
    I wonder what kind of entrance he'll make.
[00:55] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[00:55] Tsurukou
    Yo, what's up?
[00:56] Tsurukou
    I'm Princess Tsurukou.
[00:58] Tsurukou
    Please remember my name
    and face if nothing else, okay?
[01:00] Meisaku
    He came out like a standup comedian!
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:03] Tsurukou
    Allow me to show you my
    first Princess magic trick.
[01:03] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:07] Tsurukou
    You there. Can I borrow
    a 1,000 yen bill from you?
[01:10] Musubi
    Th-There it is!
[01:10] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:11] Meisaku
    Nothing's happened yet.
[01:13] Bolt
    A... A 1,000 yen bill!
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:14] Meisaku
    That's not surprising at all.
[01:16] Tsurukou
    Behold.
[01:16] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:17] Tsurukou
    This 1,000 yen bill turns into...
[01:20] Tsurukou
    two 1,000 yen bills!
[01:22] Bolt
    Holy wow!
[01:23] Meisaku
    Uh, I guess it was impressive...
[01:25] Musubi
    Princess Tsurukou!
[01:27] Meisaku
    Isn't it a bit boring?
[01:28] Bolt
    What?! You don't know what you're saying!
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:31] Bolt
    Listen, what he just did was...
[01:32] Nokio
    Bolt, forget it. Meisaku won't
    understand how amazing it is.
[01:32] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:35] Meisaku
    You could've put that a bit nicer.
[01:37] Meisaku
    But everyone thought it was amazing,
    so maybe I missed something?
[01:41] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:41] Tsurukou
    Okay, for my next Princess magic trick...
[01:43] Tsurukou
    You there. Can I borrow
    a 5,000 yen bill from you?
[01:46] Musubi
    Th-Th-Th-There it is!
[01:46] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:47] Meisaku
    Again, nothing's happened yet!
[01:49] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:49] Tsurukou
    Are you ready?
[01:50] Tsurukou
    This 5,000 yen bill turns into...
[01:53] Tsurukou
    two 5,000 yen bills!
[01:55] Meisaku
    Like I said, boring.
[01:57] Musubi
    Stop calling it boring!
[01:57] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[01:58] Bolt
    He doubled that 5,000 yen bill!
[02:01] Meisaku
    I get that, but...
[02:02] Musubi
    He's...
[02:02] Musubi
    making a profit!
[02:04] Meisaku
    Huh?
[02:05] Tsurukou
    Who should I pick next?
[02:05] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
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    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:07] Mob 1
    Please increase my money!
[02:09] Mob 2
    Triple my 5,000 yen bill!
[02:11] Nokio
    Princess Tsurukou is popular
    because he multiplies your money.
[02:14] Meisaku
    That's why?! That's not how you enjoy magic.
[02:18] Tsurukou
    You're next.
[02:19] Tsurukou
    Can I borrow a 10,000 yen bill from you?
[02:21] Audience
    Princess! Princess!
[02:24] Meisaku
    The audience is most excited about this.
[02:26] Tsurukou
    I will now go into this
    box holding this 10,000 yen bill.
[02:29] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:29] Meisaku
    Ah, this trick sounds a bit flashier.
[02:32] Tsurukou
    And now, this box will...
[02:34] Tsurukou
    Three.
[02:35] Tsurukou
    Two.
[02:36] Tsurukou
    One.
[02:37] Tsurukou
    Zero!
[02:38] Meisaku
    Wow! A huge explosion! Is he okay?
[02:38] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
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[02:43] Meisaku
    Oh, he's all right! Amazing!
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
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    Tsurukou
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    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:46] Nokio
    Yeah, I guess.
[02:47] Bolt
    Kinda cool.
[02:48] Musubi
    Sure.
[02:49] Meisaku
    This is where you should be getting excited!
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[02:51] Tsurukou
    And while all that was going on,
    the 10,000 yen bill I had turned into...
[02:56] Tsurukou
    a 1,000 yen bill!
[03:00] Meisaku
    He's getting booed even
    though it was a good trick!
[03:03] Tsurukou
    Now, now, calm down, everyone.
[03:05] Tsurukou
    What do we have here?
[03:05] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[03:09] Musubi
    It's...
[03:10] Mus/Nok/Bol
    It's a miracle!
[03:12] Meisaku
    He just brought a wad of bills with him.
[03:14] Bolt
    You need to shut up!
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
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    Princess
    Tsurukou
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[03:15] Nokio
    Don't you know how to enjoy magic?!
[03:17] Meisaku
    That's my line!
[03:18] Tsurukou
    Okay, for my last magic trick...
[03:18] Sign
    Princess
    Tsurukou
    Magic Show
[03:21] Tsurukou
    My "handing out 1,000 yen bills" trick.
[03:23] Musubi
    Un...
[03:24] Mus/Nok/Bol
    Unbelievable!
[03:26] Meisaku
    All he's doing is handing out money.
[03:29] Tsurukou
    What did you think of my magic show?
[03:32] Musubi
    It was amazing!
[03:33] Musubi
    The "handing out 1,000
    yen bills" trick moved me!
[03:35] Bolt
    I was impressed by the 5,000 yen bill trick!
[03:37] Nokio
    The 10,000 yen bill one, too!
[03:38] Meisaku
    But Tsurukou, will you be okay
    handing out all that money like that?
[03:41] Tsurukou
    Yeah, it's no problem!
[03:43] Musubi
    Why's that?
[03:44] Tsurukou
    You really want to know the
    secret to my magic tricks?
[03:47] Bolt
    Please tell us!
[03:48] Nokio
    What awesome magic do you use?
[03:50] Tsurukou
    I have...
[03:51] Tsurukou
    a sponsor!
[03:53] Sweets
    Presented by the Oshirikawa family.
[03:55] Meisaku
    So it's the money doing all the "magic"?
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[03:58] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!