# E214 - Princess Tsurukou
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/watch/GJWU2J57J/princess-tsurukou)
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
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Princess
Tsurukou
Magic Show
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**[00:06] Meisaku**
Uh...
**[00:07] Meisaku**
"Princess Tsurukou's Magic Show"?
**[00:07] Sign**
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**[00:10] Meisaku**
What's that?
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**[00:11] Bolt**
"What's that?"! Seriously?!
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**[00:12] Bolt**
Don't you know about Princess Tsurukou?!
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Episode 214
Princess Tsurukou
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**[00:14] Meisaku**
You mean Tsurukou?
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**[00:15] Meisaku**
"Princess" is for female royalty.
**[00:17] Musubi**
He's a famed genius magician,
and tickets to his shows are hard to come by.
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**[00:20] Meisaku**
He's that popular, huh?
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**[00:22] Nokio**
It's rumored that his 3,000 yen tickets
shoot up and get resold for 3,150 yen.
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**[00:26] Meisaku**
Not a huge hike.
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**[00:27] Bolt**
Princess Tsurukou thoughtfully arranged
for us to see his popular show for free.
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**[00:32] Nokio**
So be grateful!
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**[00:33] Meisaku**
When you say it like that,
I kinda want to see it.
**[00:35] Meisaku**
Tricks like levitation and escaping from
a burning cage are considered classics.
**[00:40] Bolt**
Princess Tsurukou's magic tricks
aren't *nearly* as boring as those!
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**[00:44] Nokio**
You'll literally be blown away.
Like five meters or so!
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**[00:46] Meisaku**
Well, that sure sounds like
magic. I can't wait to see it.
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**[00:52] Bolt**
It's about to start.
**[00:53] Meisaku**
I wonder what kind of entrance he'll make.
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**[00:55] Tsurukou**
Yo, what's up?
**[00:56] Tsurukou**
I'm Princess Tsurukou.
**[00:58] Tsurukou**
Please remember my name
and face if nothing else, okay?
**[01:00] Meisaku**
He came out like a standup comedian!
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**[01:03] Tsurukou**
Allow me to show you my
first Princess magic trick.
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**[01:07] Tsurukou**
You there. Can I borrow
a 1,000 yen bill from you?
**[01:10] Musubi**
Th-There it is!
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**[01:11] Meisaku**
Nothing's happened yet.
**[01:13] Bolt**
A... A 1,000 yen bill!
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**[01:14] Meisaku**
That's not surprising at all.
**[01:16] Tsurukou**
Behold.
**[01:16] Sign**
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**[01:17] Tsurukou**
This 1,000 yen bill turns into...
**[01:20] Tsurukou**
two 1,000 yen bills!
**[01:22] Bolt**
Holy wow!
**[01:23] Meisaku**
Uh, I guess it was impressive...
**[01:25] Musubi**
Princess Tsurukou!
**[01:27] Meisaku**
Isn't it a bit boring?
**[01:28] Bolt**
What?! You don't know what you're saying!
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**[01:31] Bolt**
Listen, what he just did was...
**[01:32] Nokio**
Bolt, forget it. Meisaku won't
understand how amazing it is.
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**[01:35] Meisaku**
You could've put that a bit nicer.
**[01:37] Meisaku**
But everyone thought it was amazing,
so maybe I missed something?
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**[01:41] Tsurukou**
Okay, for my next Princess magic trick...
**[01:43] Tsurukou**
You there. Can I borrow
a 5,000 yen bill from you?
**[01:46] Musubi**
Th-Th-Th-There it is!
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**[01:47] Meisaku**
Again, nothing's happened yet!
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**[01:49] Tsurukou**
Are you ready?
**[01:50] Tsurukou**
This 5,000 yen bill turns into...
**[01:53] Tsurukou**
two 5,000 yen bills!
**[01:55] Meisaku**
Like I said, boring.
**[01:57] Musubi**
Stop calling it boring!
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**[01:58] Bolt**
He doubled that 5,000 yen bill!
**[02:01] Meisaku**
I get that, but...
**[02:02] Musubi**
He's...
**[02:02] Musubi**
making a profit!
**[02:04] Meisaku**
Huh?
**[02:05] Tsurukou**
Who should I pick next?
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**[02:07] Mob 1**
Please increase my money!
**[02:09] Mob 2**
Triple my 5,000 yen bill!
**[02:11] Nokio**
Princess Tsurukou is popular
because he multiplies your money.
**[02:14] Meisaku**
That's why?! That's not how you enjoy magic.
**[02:18] Tsurukou**
You're next.
**[02:19] Tsurukou**
Can I borrow a 10,000 yen bill from you?
**[02:21] Audience**
Princess! Princess!
**[02:24] Meisaku**
The audience is most excited about this.
**[02:26] Tsurukou**
I will now go into this
box holding this 10,000 yen bill.
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**[02:29] Meisaku**
Ah, this trick sounds a bit flashier.
**[02:32] Tsurukou**
And now, this box will...
**[02:34] Tsurukou**
Three.
**[02:35] Tsurukou**
Two.
**[02:36] Tsurukou**
One.
**[02:37] Tsurukou**
Zero!
**[02:38] Meisaku**
Wow! A huge explosion! Is he okay?
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**[02:43] Meisaku**
Oh, he's all right! Amazing!
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**[02:46] Nokio**
Yeah, I guess.
**[02:47] Bolt**
Kinda cool.
**[02:48] Musubi**
Sure.
**[02:49] Meisaku**
This is where you *should* be getting excited!
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Tsurukou
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**[02:51] Tsurukou**
And while all that was going on,
the 10,000 yen bill I had turned into...
**[02:56] Tsurukou**
a 1,000 yen bill!
**[03:00] Meisaku**
He's getting booed even
though it was a good trick!
**[03:03] Tsurukou**
Now, now, calm down, everyone.
**[03:05] Tsurukou**
What do we have here?
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**[03:09] Musubi**
It's...
**[03:10] Mus/Nok/Bol**
It's a miracle!
**[03:12] Meisaku**
He just brought a wad of bills with him.
**[03:14] Bolt**
You need to shut up!
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**[03:15] Nokio**
Don't you know how to enjoy magic?!
**[03:17] Meisaku**
That's my line!
**[03:18] Tsurukou**
Okay, for my last magic trick...
**[03:18] Sign**
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**[03:21] Tsurukou**
My "handing out 1,000 yen bills" trick.
**[03:23] Musubi**
Un...
**[03:24] Mus/Nok/Bol**
Unbelievable!
**[03:26] Meisaku**
All he's doing is handing out money.
**[03:29] Tsurukou**
What did you think of my magic show?
**[03:32] Musubi**
It was amazing!
**[03:33] Musubi**
The "handing out 1,000
yen bills" trick moved me!
**[03:35] Bolt**
I was impressed by the 5,000 yen bill trick!
**[03:37] Nokio**
The 10,000 yen bill one, too!
**[03:38] Meisaku**
But Tsurukou, will you be okay
handing out all that money like that?
**[03:41] Tsurukou**
Yeah, it's no problem!
**[03:43] Musubi**
Why's that?
**[03:44] Tsurukou**
You really want to know the
secret to my magic tricks?
**[03:47] Bolt**
Please tell us!
**[03:48] Nokio**
What awesome magic do you use?
**[03:50] Tsurukou**
I have...
**[03:51] Tsurukou**
a sponsor!
**[03:53] Sweets**
Presented by the Oshirikawa family.
**[03:55] Meisaku**
So it's the money doing all the "magic"?
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[03:58] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!