E225 - Nokio Shooting 2

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Nokio
    We haven't been to the
    Isekai Kingdom in a while,
[00:08] Nokio
    so we came here from Meisaku's house...
[00:11] All
    But where are we?!
[00:13] Bolt
    This definitely isn't the Isekai Kingdom.
[00:13] Sign
    Episode 225
    Nokio Shooting 2
[00:15] Meisaku
    I wonder what type of game world this is.
[00:17] Space Man
    Please help us!
[00:19] Nokio
    Hm?
[00:20] Space Man
    Our colony is under attack right now!
[00:22] Meisaku
    Ah, so it's a game set during
    a space war or something?
[00:25] Tsurukou
    The type of game where you
    jump in a robot and fight?
[00:28] Nokio
    So the enemy is an evil robot?
[00:29] Space Man
    No, the enemy attacking our colony is...
[00:32] Sign
    Vegetables
[00:32] Sign
    Vegetables
[00:32] Space Man
    vegetables.
[00:33] Meisaku
    Vegetables?!
[00:34] Tsurukou
    In space?!
[00:35] Space Man
    Oh, but by "vegetables,"
    I mean bad vegetables.
[00:38] Meisaku
    I really don't get this "good"
    and "bad" vegetable stuff.
[00:40] Bolt
    Hm, how do you fight them?
[00:42] Space Man
    All we have is this laser gun.
[00:43] Tsurukou
    So no robots or spaceships?
[00:46] Space Man
    That's right. You have to fly
     unaided and go "bang-bang."
[00:49] Meisaku
    Fly unaided and go "bang-bang"?
[00:50] Space Man
    Can any of you fly?
[00:52] Bolt
    Someone who can fly...
[00:54] Nokio
    Huh?
[00:55] Nokio
    What? I don't wanna do it!
[00:56] Tsurukou
    You don't want to?
[00:58] Nokio
    Of course I don't! And why do we
     have to listen to him anyways?
[01:01] Space Man
    The game won't move
    forward with that attitude.
[01:03] Nokio
    Shut up, fool! Don't talk like I'm your pal!
[01:04] Meisaku
    Ah, come on, there's no need to get mad.
[01:06] Tsurukou
    This'll help us get back to our own world, 'kay?
[01:08] Nokio
    Damn it! This game pisses me off!
[01:12] Tsurukou
    Oh, there's a game screen now.
[01:14] Meisaku
    This looks awfully familiar...
[01:16] Space Man
    Before you head into battle,
    please answer these questions.
[01:19] Nokio
    Huh? Questions?
[01:20] Space Man
    Do you drink milk every day?
[01:20] Sign (Bottom)
    No
[01:20] Sign (Top)
    Do you
[01:20] Sign (Top)
    drink milk every day?
[01:20] Sign (Bottom)
    Yes
[01:22] Meisaku
    Uh, what's the point of this question?
[01:23] Nokio
    No, I don't. So "No."
[01:24] Sign (Bottom)
    No
[01:25] Sign (Bottom)
    No
[01:25] Space Man
    Does your dry skin bother you?
[01:25] Sign (Bottom)
    Yes
[01:25] Sign (Top)
    Does your dry skin
[01:25] Sign (Top)
    bother you?
[01:25] Sign (Bottom)
    No
[01:26] Nokio
    Oh, yeah, it has been recently. So "Yes."
[01:28] Sign (Bottom)
    Yes
[01:29] Tsurukou
    Aren't you a robot?
[01:29] Sign (Bottom)
    Yes
[01:30] Sign (Bottom)
    No
[01:30] Sign (Top)
    Are you easily angered
[01:30] Sign (Top)
    these days?
[01:30] Sign (Bottom)
    Yes
[01:30] Space Man
    Are you easily angered these days?
[01:32] Nokio
    I don't think so.
[01:32] Sign (Bottom)
    No
[01:33] Sign (Bottom)
    No
[01:33] Bolt
    You got really pissed just a moment ago.
[01:34] Space Man
    Do you prefer café
    brasseries or coffee shops?
[01:34] Sign (Bottom)
    Regular Coffee Shops
[01:34] Sgin (Top)
    Do you prefer café brasseries
[01:34] Sgin (Top)
    or regular coffee shops?
[01:34] Sign (Bottom)
    Café Brasseries
[01:36] Tsurukou
    Huh?!
[01:37] Nokio
    If I had to pick one, coffee shops.
[01:38] Sign (Bottom)
    Regular Coffee Shops
[01:38] Sign (Bottom)
    Regular Coffee Shops
[01:38] Space Man
    That's all the questions.
[01:40] Meisaku
    What was that questionnaire for, exactly?
[01:42] Space Man
    The nutritional elements
    you are lacking are...
[01:42] Sign
    The nutritional elements
[01:42] Sign
    you are lacking are...
[01:44] Meisaku
    Nutritional elements?!
[01:45] Space Man
    Vitamin C and calcium!
[01:45] Sign (Bottom)
    Vitamin C
[01:45] Sign (Bottom)
    Calcium
[01:47] Space Man
    Veggies not rich in these
    nutrients are your enemies!
[01:49] Space Man
    Now, go!
[01:50] Nokio
    What does that even mean?
[01:52] Tsurukou
    But I feel like we've seen
    something like this before...
[01:56] Meisaku
    Oh, this is the shooting game
    we played at Nokio's house!
[01:59] Bolt
    Where you fight chicken skewers!
[02:00] Space Man
    Oh, that's Nokio Shooting 1.
[02:02] Space Man
    This is the world of NokShoot 2.
[02:04] Meisaku
    There's a second one?
[02:05] Tsurukou
    That's how you shorten its name?
[02:07] Nokio
    Potatoes! Are they enemies?
[02:09] Meisaku
    Um, what were the enemies meant to be again?
[02:11] Sign
    Enemies: Vegetables that aren't
     rich in vitamin C or calcium
[02:11] Space Man
    Veggies not rich in vitamin C or calcium.
[02:13] Bolt
    Potatoes are rich in carbohydrates!
[02:15] Nokio
    We don't care about carbs right now.
    How are they for vitamin C and calcium?
[02:18] Bolt
    They're not really rich in either.
[02:20] Meisaku
    So they're your enemies! Shoot them!
[02:21] Bolt
    Aw, too bad. They're yummy.
[02:22] Nokio
    They sure are, but they're enemies!
[02:24] Tsurukou
    Eggplants!
[02:25] Bolt
    Eggplants have potassium,
    folic acid, and polyphenols!
[02:28] Nokio
    Tell me their vitamin C
     and calcium content!
[02:30] Bolt
    They're not really rich in either.
[02:31] Nokio
    They're enemies!
[02:32] Bolt
    Aw, too bad. They're yummy.
[02:34] Nokio
    It's not about how yummy they are!
[02:35] Meisaku
    While you were messing around,
    lots of leafy veggies showed up.
[02:38] Bolt
    I see Japanese mustard spinach,
    crown daisies, bok choy, and spinach.
[02:41] Tsurukou
    I can't tell which is which!
[02:42] Nokio
    I'll just have to shoot 'em all!
[02:45] Tsurukou
    Nokio's taking damage!
[02:46] Nokio
    Why?!
[02:47] Bolt
    What are you doing?!
[02:48] Bolt
    Leafy veggies are usually rich in calcium!
[02:50] Meisaku
    Tell him that sooner!
[02:52] Tsurukou
    Oh, looks like a boss fight.
[02:54] Bolt
    The boss is a brasserie waitress.
[02:55] Bolt
    Since Nokio prefers coffee shops,
    a brasserie waitress is the boss!
[02:58] Meisaku
    As per usual, this game's really strange.
[03:00] Tsurukou
    But that's a spaghetti and
     ketchup dish she's holding.
[03:02] Nokio
    So what?
[03:03] Tsurukou
    That's the kind of dish
    you'd get in a coffee shop.
[03:06] Nokio
    So she's not an enemy?
[03:07] Bolt
    But she's in a waist apron.
    They wear full aprons in coffee shops.
[03:10] Nokio
    So she is an enemy.
[03:10] Tsurukou
    No, no, she's a barista.
[03:12] Bolt
    A brasserie waitress!
[03:13] Nokio
    Since they didn't ask, I didn't mention it...
[03:15] Nokio
    But to tell you the truth...
[03:17] Nokio
    I don't even like coffee!
[03:20] Meisaku
    That's where this game lands?
[03:22] Bolt
    You defeated her.
[03:23] Tsurukou
    You beat the game.
[03:25] Space Man
    Thank you. You saved us all.
[03:27] Meisaku
    Oh, it's the guy from earlier.
[03:28] Space Man
    We discovered something
    from the results of the game.
[03:28] Sign
    The results of the game show...
[03:31] Nokio
    Huh? What is it?
[03:32] Space Man
    You are...
[03:33] Sign
    You are easily angered!
[03:33] Space Man
    easily angered!
[03:34] Nokio
    Shut the hell up!
[03:37] Meisaku
    He really is easily angered.
[03:39] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun