E221 - All the Children's Toys Go Chitter-Chatter

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    Episode 221
    All the Children's Toys
     Go Chitter-Chatter
[00:06] Nokio
    Hey, Meisaku! We brought you the homework!
[00:08] Musubi
    Since you didn't show up to school,
    we dropped by to give it to you.
[00:12] Tsurukou
    You gonna serve us some tea or what?
[00:14] Nokio
    Why weren't you at school?
    I bet you don't have a good reason.
[00:20] Nok/Mus/Tsu
    What's going on here?
[00:21] Tsurukou
    You did have a good reason.
[00:25] Musubi
    R-Really?!
[00:27] Nokio
    You understood what he said?
[00:28] Musubi
    He said: "Fugafugafuga"!
[00:30] Nokio
    Yeah, that's what we heard.
[00:31] Tsurukou
    Well, anyway, let's remove that gag.
[00:33] Meisaku
    Whew, th-thanks...
[00:36] Musubi
    So, uh, why are you tied up?
[00:38] Meisaku
    Well, I was playing with Mei last night...
[00:42] (Flashback) Meisaku
    Mei, do you know this song?
[00:44] (Flashback) Meisaku
    ♫ All the children's toys go cha-cha-cha ♫
[00:46] (Flashback) Mei
    Gotcha?
[00:46] (Flashback) Meisaku
    ♫ All the children's toys go cha-cha-cha ♫
[00:48] (Flashback) Mei
    All the boys gotcha?
[00:50] (Flashback) Meisaku
    ♫ Cha-cha-cha, all the children's
     toys go cha-cha-cha! ♫
[00:53] (Flashback) Mei
    All the builder's boys, I gotcha?
[00:55] (Flashback) Meisaku
    No, it doesn't go like that.
[00:57] (Flashback) Meisaku
    It's a song called: "All the
    Children's Toys Go Cha-Cha-Cha."
[00:57] Sign
    All the Children's Toys Go Cha-Cha-Cha
[00:59] (Flashback) Meisaku
    It's a nursery rhyme where toys wake up and
     start moving after kids have gone to bed.
[01:03] (Flashback) Mei
    Cha-cha-cha!
[01:05] Meisaku
    And that's what happened.
[01:07] Meisaku
    Her "cha-cha-cha" was just so cute...
[01:10] Musubi
    And?
[01:10] Meisaku
    And then, some strangers showed up and
    I'm not sure why, but they tied me up.
[01:14] Nokio
    You don't remember anything except Mei?
[01:16] Tsurukou
    That didn't explain anything.
[01:18] Mei
    Cha-cha-cha!
[01:19] Nokio
    Oh, it's Mei!
[01:20] Musubi
    With a toy entourage!
[01:22] Meisaku
    Hey, those are the toys
    that tied me up yesterday!
[01:24] Tsurukou
    So the toys did start moving
    after everyone had gone to sleep.
[01:27] Nokio
    Mei's supernatural powers, maybe?
[01:29] Nikumantchi
    Listen up, fools.
[01:29] Nikumantchi
    PORKBUNGOTCHI
[01:30] Nikumantchi
    This house now belongs to Mei-sama.
[01:30] Nikumantchi
    PORKBUNGOTCHI
[01:33] Mei
    Belongs to me!
[01:34] Meisaku
    What?! What are you talking about?
[01:36] Tsurukou
    Yeah! You tell 'em!
[01:38] Meisaku
    This house belonged to Mei to begin with!
[01:40] Tsurukou
    He's useless.
[01:41] Bonsai
    We toys resent you humans.
[01:44] Nikumantchi
    We're the sad toys no one plays with anymore!
[01:47] Nikumantchi
    PORKBUNGOTCHI
[01:47] Nikumantchi
    I'm the leader, "Toy Where
    You Raise a Portable Virtual Pet"!
[01:49] Sign
    Toy Where You Raise a Portable Virtual Pet
[01:49] Sign
    Toy Where You Raise a Portable Virtual Pet
[01:51] Nokio
    You can get better games than
     you on your cell phone now.
[01:54] Bonsai
    I am "Toy That Reacts to Sound"!
[01:55] Sign
    Toy That Reacts to Sound
[01:55] Sign
    Toy That Reacts to Sound
[01:58] Musubi
    People are all like, "Yeah,
    sound makes it move. So what?"
[02:01] Spring
    I'm "Toy That Looks
    Like a Flashy Spring"!
[02:01] Sign
    Toy That Looks Like a Flashy Spring
[02:01] Sign
    Toy That Looks Like a Flashy Spring
[02:03] Tsurukou
    It moves all funny when
    you drop it down the stairs.
[02:06] Meisaku
    Hm, yeah, they're all...
[02:07] Mei/Nok/Mus/Tsu
    ...not appealing enough to play with.
[02:09] Nikumantchi
    Shut up!
[02:10] Bonsai
    We're mad because that's
     what you kids always say!
[02:13] Spring
    But Mei-sama is different! She gave us
    life with her supernatural powers!
[02:17] Nikumantchi
    Let's go, Mei-sama!
[02:19] Mei
    Cha-cha-cha!
[02:20] Tsurukou
    Those toys really get my goat.
[02:23] Tsurukou
    Should I chase 'em with my drone?
[02:24] Meisaku
    Don't use the latest toy to fight them.
[02:26] Musubi
    Shortly after, we were attacked
    by slightly outdated toys...
[02:30] Nokio
    "Toy That Shoots Out Marbles"!
[02:32] Meisaku
    Those marbles really smart!
[02:34] Tsurukou
    "Small Keyring Device
    With Only One Mini Game"!
[02:36] Meisaku
    There's only one game on it!
[02:38] Musubi
    "Toy You Simply Spin"!
[02:40] Meisaku
    Can you really call that a toy?
[02:42] Musubi
    As the blows rained down,
    a thought crossed our minds...
[02:45] Musubi
    It hurts, and I feel...
[02:47] Musubi
    ...kinda nostalgic.
[02:48] Meisaku
    You're right.
[02:50] Meisaku
    Mei, you have to stop this!
[02:52] Mei
    Cha?
[02:52] Sign
    Toy Box
[02:53] Meisaku
    Listen, Mei.
[02:54] Meisaku
    "All the Children's Toys Go Cha-Cha-Cha" is
    a song about toys going back in the toy box.
[02:58] Meisaku
    So let's put them away nice and neat, okay?
[03:01] Meisaku
    Let me sing it for you.
[03:02] Nikumantchi
    Stop! Don't do anything unnecessary!
[03:04] Spring
    What do we do?!
[03:06] Nikumantchi
    Do your thing "Toy That Reacts to Sound"!
[03:06] Nikumantchi
    PORKBUNGOTCHI
[03:08] Bonsai
    Roger!
[03:09] Meisaku/Sign
    The stars are twinkling in the sky
[03:12] Meisaku/Sign
    Then Mr. Sun says good morning through your window
[03:16] Meisaku/Sign
    All the children's toys go back in the box
[03:20] Meisaku/Sign
    And they go to bed, cha-cha-cha
[03:23] Meisaku
    You're so distracting!
[03:26] Meisaku
    You see, Mei? That's what the song's about.
[03:29] Mei
    Okay. Cha-cha-cha!
[03:31] Sign
    Toy Box
[03:31] Nokio
    Ah, they're going back.
[03:32] Sign
    Toy Box
[03:32] Sign
    Toy Box
[03:32] Sign
    Toy Box
[03:32] Meisaku
    I'm so relieved.
[03:34] Musubi
    I feel a bit sorry for them, though.
[03:36] Nokio
    Let's take them out every now and then.
[03:38] Tsurukou
    In that case, how about we start now?
[03:39] Mei
    Start now?
[03:41] Tsurukou
    And, uh...
[03:42] Tsurukou
    Play a game on our cell phones?
[03:43] Meisaku
    That's the newest toy we have!
[03:46] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun