E219 - Hello There, Bolt, Bolt-San

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Sign
    The Tortoise and the Hare
[00:06] Sweets
    I'll now recount the classic tale
    of The Tortoise and the Hare.
[00:08] Sweets
    It's a story about how fast the tortoise is!
[00:08] Sign (Right)
    The Tortoise
    and the Hare
[00:08] Sign (Left)
    Finish Line
[00:11] Meisaku
    You skipped over so much,
    you got the story all wrong.
[00:13] Meisaku
    And, uh...
[00:14] Meisaku
    What's with this headband?
[00:15] Nokio
    The long-distance race is coming up,
    and we're fed up of Bolt winning every time.
[00:15] Sign
    Episode 219
    Hello There, Bolt, Bolt-San
[00:19] Musubi
    So we're gonna train you up and turn you
     into a top athlete who can beat Bolt.
[00:24] Sweets
    We're all counting on you, Meisaku!
[00:26] Meisaku
    I'd rather you didn't.
[00:27] Meisaku
    Why can't all of us train together?
[00:29] Nokio
    My body has really bad aerodynamics.
[00:31] Meisaku
    Take that thing off, then.
[00:32] Sweets
    I've got bad hair-dynamics too.
[00:34] Meisaku
    Take the hat off, then.
[00:35] Musubi
    I cheated last year and got banned for life.
[00:38] Meisaku
    Don't cheat!
[00:40] Nokio
    Let's do it, Meisaku. Be the tortoise
    from The Tortoise and the Hare!
[00:43] Meisaku
    Bolt's also a tortoise, so that's confusing.
[00:45] Sweets
    Meisaku, it's like The Tortoise and the Hare!
[00:47] Sweets
    The Tortoise and the Hare, you know?
    The Tortoise and the Hare!
[00:49] Meisaku
    Don't go thinking you can rope me in
    just 'cause you bring up a classic tale!
[00:53] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    Special Ability
[00:53] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    50m Sprint
[00:53] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    Steamed
    Chicken
[00:53] Sign (Top Center)
    Stamina
[00:53] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    Bunny Hop
[00:53] Sign (Top Left)
    Meisaku Matsuda
[00:53] Sign (Top Left)
    Condition
[00:54] Sweets
    And so, Meisaku starts his training.
[00:56] Nokio
    Here are Meisaku's current stats.
[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Stats
[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Speed
[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Strength
[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Endurance
[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Loudness
[00:57] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Humor
[00:58] Meisaku
    What are these?
[01:00] Nokio
    Speed: 65, F-rank.
[01:00] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Speed
[01:01] Nokio
    Strength: 60, G-rank.
[01:01] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Strength
[01:02] Nokio
    Endurance: 66, F-rank.
[01:02] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Endurance
[01:04] Musubi
    They're all so low.
[01:05] Nokio
    And your loudness score is 88, B-rank.
[01:05] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Loudness
[01:07] Meisaku
    Is that relevant to long-distance running?
[01:10] Sweets
    Your humor score is 300, SS-rank!
[01:10] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Humor
[01:12] Meisaku
    300?!
[01:13] Nokio
    Oh, but man, Meisaku-kun sure is funny, ain't he?
[01:16] Sweets
    Meisaku-kun's hilarious!
[01:17] Meisaku
    Okay, let's leave that as it is.
[01:19] Musubi
    First, we'll work on your speed score.
[01:21] Musubi
    Choosing "50m Sprint"...
[01:21] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    50m Sprint
[01:21] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    50m Sprint
[01:22] Sign
    Meisaku did a 50-meter sprint
[01:26] Sign
    Meisaku's locks grew longer!
[01:26] Sweets
    All right! Meisaku's locks grew longer!
[01:28] Meisaku
    So what if my hair got longer?
    What about my speed?
[01:31] Musubi
    I guess "longer locks"
    sounds like "stronger legs."
[01:33] Nokio
    You need protein if
    you wanna bulk up a bit.
[01:34] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    50m Sprint
[01:36] Nokio
    So let's give you... "Steamed Chicken"!
[01:36] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    Steamed
    Chicken
[01:36] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    Steamed
    Chicken
[01:37] Sign
    Meisaku ate Steamed Chicken
[01:38] Meisaku
    Will just eating it really do anything?
[01:41] Nokio
    Your endurance rank jumped up to A!
[01:41] Sign
    Meisaku's Endurance increased!
[01:43] Meisaku
    Huh?
[01:43] Musubi
    Just from eating steamed chicken?
[01:45] Meisakiu
    This time, it did eggs-actly what it should.
[01:48] Meisakiu
    You smell what I'm cooking?
[01:49] Sign
    Humor decreased!
[01:50] Musubi
    Your humor score just plummeted.
[01:52] Meisaku
    Ah, I'm very sorry!
[01:54] Musubi
    Might as well use our trump card.
[01:54] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    Steamed
    Chicken
[01:55] Musubi
    Let's get Meisaku-kun to
    learn the "Special Ability."
[01:56] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    Special Ability
[01:56] Sign (Bottom From Left To Right)
    Special Ability
[01:58] Meisaku
    "Special Ability"?
[01:59] Musubi
    The Special Ability can
    be a double-edged sword.
[01:59] Sign
    The Special Ability can be a double-edged sword
[02:01] Musubi
    Worst case scenario,
    you can get banned for life.
[02:01] Sign
    Worst case scenario
[02:03] Sign
    you can get banned for life
[02:04] Meisaku
    You're planning to cheat, aren't you?!
[02:07] Sweets
    It's finally long-distance race day!
[02:09] Bolt
    Meisaku, I hear you did
     some special training...
[02:12] Meisaku
    Bolt...
[02:13] Bolt
    Why was it just you and not everyone?
[02:14] Meisaku
    I couldn't agree more!
[02:16] Lassi
    On your marks.
[02:17] Lassi
    Get set.
[02:18] Lassi
    Go!
[02:19] Bolt
    Victory will be mine again this year!
[02:22] Meisaku
    Man, he's so fast!
[02:23] Nokio
    Keep it up, Meisaku!
[02:25] Musubi
    Okay, time for the Special Ability.
[02:27] Nokio
    Special Ability, activate.
[02:29] Musubi
    Special Ability: "Let's-Run-Together."
[02:29] Musubi
    Let's-Run-Together
[02:30] Musubi
    Let's-Run-Together
[02:30] Musubi
    Let's-Run-Together
[02:31] Meisaku
    Bolt, wanna run together?
[02:33] Bolt
    People who use that line are
     planning to speed off ahead.
[02:36] Nokio
    Darn, it didn't work. Next one!
[02:38] Musubi
    Special Ability: "There's-A-Shortcut."
[02:39] Musubi
    There's-A-Shortcut
[02:39] Musubi
    There's-A-Shortcut
[02:40] Musubi
    There's-A-Shortcut
[02:40] Meisaku
    There's a shortcut around that corner.
[02:42] Bolt
    Don't make me go off course.
    Races don't have shortcuts!
[02:44] Sweets
    That didn't work, either!
[02:46] Musubi
    Special Ability: "Your-Shoe's-Untied."
[02:46] Musubi
    Your-Shoe's-Untied
[02:47] Musubi
    Your-Shoe's-Untied
[02:48] Musubi
    Your-Shoe's-Untied
[02:48] Meisaku
    Ah, your shoe's untied.
[02:50] Bolt
    I'm running barefoot!
[02:51] Sweets
    None of these Special Abilities are working!
[02:54] Bolt
    Seems like this is the end of the line for you.
    Meisaku will run out of breath in no ti—
[02:59] Bolt
    Wait, he's keeping up?!
[03:01] Meisaku
    Well, I am A-rank for endurance.
[03:03] Musubi
    Oh yeah, so you are!
[03:04] Meisaku
    I won't lose, Bolt!
[03:08] Meisaku/Sign
    Hello there, Bolt.
[03:10] Meisaku/Sign
    Bolt-san, hey.
[03:11] Meisaku/Sign
    I hear that you are the
     slowest in the world.
[03:15] Meisaku/Sign
    Nothin' beats you at being so slow.
[03:19] Meisaku/Sign
    Seriously, man, why are you so slow?
[03:22] Nokio
    Meisaku's taunting him!
[03:23] Bolt/Sign
    Oh, gimme a break, Meisaku-san.
[03:27] Bolt/Sign
    Do you really think
    you can outrun me?!
[03:33] Meisaku
    Just watch me!
[03:36] Nokio
    Aw man, Bolt ended up winning again.
[03:38] Sweets
    But Meisaku came second.
[03:39] Bolt
    That was a good race, Meisaku.
[03:41] Meisaku
    That race took more of a
    toll than I thought it would.
[03:44] Meisaku
    Jeez, running really runs you down, doesn't it?
[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Stats
[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Speed
[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Strength
[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Endurance
[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Loudness
[03:49] Sign (Top To Bottom)
    Humor
[03:50] All
    Your humor score just hit zero!
[03:51] Meisaku
    All I did with this long-distance
    race was fall flat on my face.
[03:54] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun