E203 - The Scary Jizo Statues

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Tsuru
    Wah! Wah!
[00:07] Tsuru
    Something super scary happened!
[00:07] Sign
    Episode 203
    The Scary Jizo Statues
[00:09] Mei
    What was it?
[00:10] Tsuru
    I was walking home from school yesterday...
[00:14] Tsuru
    And there were these Jizo
    statues in big trouble!
[00:18] Mai
    That sounds rough!
[00:19] Tsuru
    I felt really bad for them,
    so I held an umbrella over them.
[00:23] Mei
    An umbrella?
[00:23] Tsuru
    Well, it was drizzling!
[00:25] Mei
    Do something about the tigers and the spears!
[00:27] Tsuru
    Then I went home.
[00:29] Bol
    How exactly was that scary?
[00:31] Tsuru
    It wasn't! But the story isn't over!
[00:34] Tsuru
    That very night, I was in bed,
[00:36] Tsuru
    and I heard this creepy sound like...
    "Tha-thump! Tha-thump!"
[00:39] Bol
    Oh?
[00:40] Tsuru
    I went outside to see what it was...
[00:43] Tsuru
    And it was the Jizo statues
    from that afternoon!
[00:45] Tsuru
    Scary, right?!
[00:47] Both
    Scary!
[00:48] Tsuru
    For some reason they left food
    and stuff in front of my house.
[00:51] Tsuru
    Scary, right?
[00:52] Mei
    No, that's not scary at all.
[00:54] Mei
    Those were gifts.
[00:55] Tsu
    Gifts? Really?
[00:57] Mei
    There's a classic story
    called Jizo and the Hats.
[00:57] Sign
    Jizo
    and
    the
    Hats
[00:59] Mei
    One snowy day, an old man gives
    hats to the Jizo statues,
[01:02] Mei
    and then the Jizo statues bring
    him gifts of rice in thanks.
[01:07] Mei
    I think those statues brought gifts
    to thank you for your kindness!
[01:12] Tsuru
    I wish they'd brought better stuff, though.
[01:14] Bol
    Did they bring rice to you, too?
[01:15] Mei
    Yeah.
[01:16] Mei
    But getting rice from
    strangers creeps me out.
[01:19] Mei
    I can't even eat rice
    balls someone else makes.
[01:22] Mei
    Don't be like that!
[01:23] Noki
    They didn't give you anything else?
[01:25] Tsuru
    They also gave me food!
[01:27] Mei
    What kind of food?
[01:28] Tsuru
    Strawberry jam, marmalade, and margarine!
[01:28] Sign
    Strawberry Jam, Marmalade, Margarine
[01:28] Sign
    Strawberry Jam, Marmalade, Margarine
[01:31] Bol
    Those are all bread condiments!
[01:32] Noki
    They shoulda given you bread, not rice!
[01:34] Mei
    Now, now...
[01:35] Tsuru
    They also gave me the newest game system!
[01:37] Bol
    That's actually freakin' awesome!
[01:39] Bol
    I'm freakin' jealous now!
[01:41] Tsu
    But I already have this one.
[01:43] Tsu
    Those Jizos are so useless.
[01:45] Nok
    Bolt.
[01:46] Bol
    Nokio.
[01:47] Both
    Let's go!
[01:48] Mei
    You're just after the gifts!
[01:52] Tsuru
    They're polishing the heck out of those!
[01:54] Mei
    They sure are!
[01:55] Noki
    They're done! Look at this Jizo of mine!
[01:57] Mei
    It doesn't belong to you.
[01:59] Mei
    His features are more defined!
[02:01] Noki
    Even old men want to be attractive.
[02:03] Noki
    So I used a chisel to change his face!
[02:05] Mei
    That's so blasphemous!
[02:06] Noki
    He's gonna love this!
[02:08] Noki
    I can't wait for my gifts!
[02:10] Bol
    Look at this Jizo of mine!
[02:11] Bol
    In the old story, the Jizos were cold.
[02:14] Bol
    So this is the correct answer!
[02:16] Mei
    A down jacket is not the answer!
[02:18] Tsu
    It's summer, man!
[02:20] Bol
    I can't wait to get my new game system!
[02:22] Mei
    Not sure you're getting it.
[02:24] Bol
    I spent 50,000 yen on that down jacket!
[02:26] Bol
    I'd better be getting it!
[02:27] Mei
    That's a big gamble!
[02:31] Both
    I'm so excited!
[02:32] Mei
    I can't stop you from getting excited, but...
[02:35] Mei
    Why are you waiting in my house?!
[02:35] Sign
    One Day,
    One Classic
    Story
[02:37] Noki
    It'd be scary to have Jizo
    statues coming to my house.
[02:39] Mei
    It's scary for me, too!
[02:40] Mei
    Scary!
[02:42] Noki
    Oh, calm down.
[02:43] Noki
    We'll pick up our stuff and go right home.
[02:44] Mei
    What am I, a postal service?
[02:46] Mei
    Well, whatever.
[02:47] Mei
    I doubt you're getting any
    gifts for what you did.
[02:51] Bol
    Th-That sound... Could it be?
[02:53] Tsuru
    That's the same sound I heard!
[02:55] Bol
    The Jizo statues are here!
[02:57] Noki
    But which one? Which Jizo statue came?
[03:00] Noki
    That Jizo of mine!
[03:02] ---
    Damn it!
[03:03] Mei
    He's really going to thank you for that?
[03:06] Noki
    You're giving me this?
[03:08] Noki
    Thank you, Jizo statue!
[03:09] Mei
    What'd he give you?
[03:11] Noki
    It's...
[03:12] Noki
    An anpan with a bite taken out of it!
[03:15] Noki
    It's a freakin' anpan with
    a bite taken out of it!
[03:17] Noki
    Is this a joke or something?!
[03:19] Bol
    It's that Jizo of mine!
[03:20] Tsuru
    Did he really appreciate getting
    a down jacket in summer?
[03:22] Bol
    Look at that shine! It's...
[03:25] Mei
    What now?
[03:26] Bol
    It's... a down jacket!
[03:30] Bol
    That's the thing I gave you!
[03:31] Mei
    He returned it!
[03:34] Both
    This is unacceptable!
[03:36] Noki
    Why didn't we get game systems?!
[03:38] Tsuru
    Probably because you only helped
    them to try to get stuff.
[03:41] Bol
    In other words, we need to not make
    it obvious we're trying to get stuff.
[03:44] Tsuru
    Maybe.
[03:45] Noki
    Thanks, Tsuruko. That's very educational.
[03:47] Bol
    Thanks, Tsuruko.
[03:48] Bol
    It's pretty late. We'll walk you home.
[03:50] Noki
    Wanna stop by my place for dinner?
[03:52] Tsuru
    You're suddenly nice...
[03:53] Tsuru
    Are you after my game systems?!
[03:56] Mei
    You're the scary ones!
[03:57] Mei
    Scary!
[03:59] Some
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun