E203 - The Scary Jizo Statues
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[00:01] All
Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Tsuru
Wah! Wah!
[00:07] Tsuru
Something super scary happened!
[00:07] Sign
Episode 203
The Scary Jizo Statues
[00:09] Mei
What was it?
[00:10] Tsuru
I was walking home from school yesterday...
[00:14] Tsuru
And there were these Jizo
statues in big trouble!
[00:18] Mai
That sounds rough!
[00:19] Tsuru
I felt really bad for them,
so I held an umbrella over them.
[00:23] Mei
An umbrella?
[00:23] Tsuru
Well, it was drizzling!
[00:25] Mei
Do something about the tigers and the spears!
[00:27] Tsuru
Then I went home.
[00:29] Bol
How exactly was that scary?
[00:31] Tsuru
It wasn't! But the story isn't over!
[00:34] Tsuru
That very night, I was in bed,
[00:36] Tsuru
and I heard this creepy sound like...
"Tha-thump! Tha-thump!"
[00:39] Bol
Oh?
[00:40] Tsuru
I went outside to see what it was...
[00:43] Tsuru
And it was the Jizo statues
from that afternoon!
[00:45] Tsuru
Scary, right?!
[00:47] Both
Scary!
[00:48] Tsuru
For some reason they left food
and stuff in front of my house.
[00:51] Tsuru
Scary, right?
[00:52] Mei
No, that's not scary at all.
[00:54] Mei
Those were gifts.
[00:55] Tsu
Gifts? Really?
[00:57] Mei
There's a classic story
called Jizo and the Hats.
[00:57] Sign
Jizo
and
the
Hats
[00:59] Mei
One snowy day, an old man gives
hats to the Jizo statues,
[01:02] Mei
and then the Jizo statues bring
him gifts of rice in thanks.
[01:07] Mei
I think those statues brought gifts
to thank you for your kindness!
[01:12] Tsuru
I wish they'd brought better stuff, though.
[01:14] Bol
Did they bring rice to you, too?
[01:15] Mei
Yeah.
[01:16] Mei
But getting rice from
strangers creeps me out.
[01:19] Mei
I can't even eat rice
balls someone else makes.
[01:22] Mei
Don't be like that!
[01:23] Noki
They didn't give you anything else?
[01:25] Tsuru
They also gave me food!
[01:27] Mei
What kind of food?
[01:28] Tsuru
Strawberry jam, marmalade, and margarine!
[01:28] Sign
Strawberry Jam, Marmalade, Margarine
[01:28] Sign
Strawberry Jam, Marmalade, Margarine
[01:31] Bol
Those are all bread condiments!
[01:32] Noki
They shoulda given you bread, not rice!
[01:34] Mei
Now, now...
[01:35] Tsuru
They also gave me the newest game system!
[01:37] Bol
That's actually freakin' awesome!
[01:39] Bol
I'm freakin' jealous now!
[01:41] Tsu
But I already have this one.
[01:43] Tsu
Those Jizos are so useless.
[01:45] Nok
Bolt.
[01:46] Bol
Nokio.
[01:47] Both
Let's go!
[01:48] Mei
You're just after the gifts!
[01:52] Tsuru
They're polishing the heck out of those!
[01:54] Mei
They sure are!
[01:55] Noki
They're done! Look at this Jizo of mine!
[01:57] Mei
It doesn't belong to you.
[01:59] Mei
His features are more defined!
[02:01] Noki
Even old men want to be attractive.
[02:03] Noki
So I used a chisel to change his face!
[02:05] Mei
That's so blasphemous!
[02:06] Noki
He's gonna love this!
[02:08] Noki
I can't wait for my gifts!
[02:10] Bol
Look at this Jizo of mine!
[02:11] Bol
In the old story, the Jizos were cold.
[02:14] Bol
So this is the correct answer!
[02:16] Mei
A down jacket is not the answer!
[02:18] Tsu
It's summer, man!
[02:20] Bol
I can't wait to get my new game system!
[02:22] Mei
Not sure you're getting it.
[02:24] Bol
I spent 50,000 yen on that down jacket!
[02:26] Bol
I'd better be getting it!
[02:27] Mei
That's a big gamble!
[02:31] Both
I'm so excited!
[02:32] Mei
I can't stop you from getting excited, but...
[02:35] Mei
Why are you waiting in my house?!
[02:35] Sign
One Day,
One Classic
Story
[02:37] Noki
It'd be scary to have Jizo
statues coming to my house.
[02:39] Mei
It's scary for me, too!
[02:40] Mei
Scary!
[02:42] Noki
Oh, calm down.
[02:43] Noki
We'll pick up our stuff and go right home.
[02:44] Mei
What am I, a postal service?
[02:46] Mei
Well, whatever.
[02:47] Mei
I doubt you're getting any
gifts for what you did.
[02:51] Bol
Th-That sound... Could it be?
[02:53] Tsuru
That's the same sound I heard!
[02:55] Bol
The Jizo statues are here!
[02:57] Noki
But which one? Which Jizo statue came?
[03:00] Noki
That Jizo of mine!
[03:02] ---
Damn it!
[03:03] Mei
He's really going to thank you for that?
[03:06] Noki
You're giving me this?
[03:08] Noki
Thank you, Jizo statue!
[03:09] Mei
What'd he give you?
[03:11] Noki
It's...
[03:12] Noki
An anpan with a bite taken out of it!
[03:15] Noki
It's a freakin' anpan with
a bite taken out of it!
[03:17] Noki
Is this a joke or something?!
[03:19] Bol
It's that Jizo of mine!
[03:20] Tsuru
Did he really appreciate getting
a down jacket in summer?
[03:22] Bol
Look at that shine! It's...
[03:25] Mei
What now?
[03:26] Bol
It's... a down jacket!
[03:30] Bol
That's the thing I gave you!
[03:31] Mei
He returned it!
[03:34] Both
This is unacceptable!
[03:36] Noki
Why didn't we get game systems?!
[03:38] Tsuru
Probably because you only helped
them to try to get stuff.
[03:41] Bol
In other words, we need to not make
it obvious we're trying to get stuff.
[03:44] Tsuru
Maybe.
[03:45] Noki
Thanks, Tsuruko. That's very educational.
[03:47] Bol
Thanks, Tsuruko.
[03:48] Bol
It's pretty late. We'll walk you home.
[03:50] Noki
Wanna stop by my place for dinner?
[03:52] Tsuru
You're suddenly nice...
[03:53] Tsuru
Are you after my game systems?!
[03:56] Mei
You're the scary ones!
[03:57] Mei
Scary!
[03:59] Some
And they all lived happily ever after!
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