E224 - A Rice Ball at 10,000 Feet

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:05] Nokio
    We... We...
[00:07] Nokio
    We're finally here!
[00:09] Bolt
    We made it back!
[00:10] Sweets
    We're alive!
[00:12] Sign
    Episode 224
    A Rice Ball at 10,000 Feet
[00:12] Sign
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[00:12] Sign
    Matsuda
[00:12] Meisaku
    Uh, would you mind not
    lying in front of my house?
[00:15] Nokio
    That's not a nice thing to say!
[00:16] Meisaku
    But that is what you're doing.
[00:18] Bolt
    We just got back from a perilous
     mountain climbing expedition!
[00:21] Sweets
    I really thought I was gonna die!
[00:23] Meisaku
    Was it really that bad?
[00:25] Nokio
    It all started the day before yesterday...
[00:27] Meisaku
    Uh, this sounds like it'll be a long story...
[00:30] Musubi
    A mountain climbing tour
    with your guide, Musubi!
[00:33] Nok/Bol/Swe
    Yay!
[00:35] Nokio
    The "tour" part is fine,
    but why mountain climbing?
[00:38] Musubi
    I like mountains 'cause they're
     shaped like rice balls, and...
[00:40] Nokio
    That's a strange reason.
[00:42] Sign
    10,000 Feet Up the Alps
[00:42] Sign
    10,000 Feet Up the Alps
[00:42] Musubi
    I listened to "10,000 Feet Up the Alps"
    and it made me wanna go mountain climbing.
[00:46] Sweets
    "10,000 Feet Up the Alps"?
[00:47] Musubi
    It goes like this:
[00:49] Musubi/Sign
    10,000 feet up the Alps
[00:51] Musubi/Sign
    On top of Mt. Koyari
[00:53] Musubi/Sign
    Now let's all dance the alpine dance
[00:58] Bolt
    What a fun song that is! Right?
[00:59] Musubi
    By the way, no one knows who wrote it,
[01:01] Musubi
    and it's said the lyrics were added by
    people singing it while mountain climbing.
[01:05] Nokio
    I see. So people made up verses while
     they were climbing mountains, huh?
[01:09] Sweets
    That's pretty fun.
[01:10] Bolt
    We'll sing it as we climb, too!
[01:11] Nok/Bol/Swe/Mus
    La la la la la la la la la la la la la la
[01:18] Nok/Bol/Swe/Mus
    La la la la la
[01:20] Nok/Bol/Swe/Mus
    Hey!
[01:23] Bolt
    What a blizzard!
[01:24] Sweets
    Mountain climbing's not fun at all!
[01:26] Musubi
    I never said it was fun.
[01:29] Nokio
    But wasn't that song about how fun it was?
[01:31] Musubi / Sign
    I lay down my life for love
[01:36] Musubi / Sign
    So why do the rocks feel so cold against my skin?
[01:40] Sweets
    "Lay down my life"?!
[01:41] Bolt
    It wasn't a fun song after all!
[01:43] Musubi
    This song has those kinds of lyrics too,
    because there are 29 verses.
[01:47] Nokio
    That many?
[01:48] Sweets
    We were tricked!
[01:50] Musubi
    10,000 feet is about 3,030
     meters, so it's no joke.
[01:50] Sign
    10,000 Feet
[01:50] Sign
    10,000 Feet
[01:51] Sign
    =
[01:51] Sign
    =
[01:51] Sign
    3030 meters
[01:51] Sign
    3030 meters
[01:55] Bolt
    So that's why you're fully geared up?
[01:57] Musubi / Sign
    Climb a mountain without your gear
[02:01] Musubi / Sign
    And you'll fall down and break your bones
[02:06] Sweets
    There's a verse like that?
[02:07] Musubi
    I just made that one up.
[02:09] Bolt
    Don't make up weird lyrics!
[02:11] Nokio
    That's how our battle
    against the mountain started.
[02:14] Meisaku
    Right.
[02:15] Musubi
    And I kept making up more verses!
[02:17] Meisaku
    Why?
[02:19] Musubi / Sign
    A yeti or snow woman doesn't even compare
[02:23] Musubi / Sign
    You never want to come across a snow gorilla
[02:27] Meisaku
    But is there such a thing as a snow gorilla?!
[02:29] Musubi / Sign
    We brought lots of instant noodles with us
[02:33] Musubi / Sign
    But there's no hot water or microwave up here
[02:37] Meisaku
    You should've put more thought into it.
[02:38] Musubi / Sign
    I took a wrong path and I'm laughing like an idiot
[02:43] Musubi / Sign
    But no one has the energy to yell at me
[02:46] Meisaku
    That's sad.
[02:48] Musubi / Sign
    The panoramic scenery and the starry sky
[02:52] Musubi / Sign
    Plus the lights of the city
[02:54] Musubi / Sign
    Were all hallucinations
[02:56] Meisaku
    Hallucinations?!
[02:57] Sweets
    All I saw was the snow
    and the hallucinations!
[03:01] Bolt
    We're finally here!
[03:02] Sweets
    The summit!
[03:04] Musubi
    Congrats, everyone!
[03:05] Nokio
    Should we really be celebrating?
[03:07] Musubi
    Now we're at the summit, it's the
    moment you've all been waiting for...
[03:10] Sweets
    Huh? What is it?
[03:11] Nokio
    Is it food?
[03:12] Musubi
    The alpine dance!
[03:14] Nokio
    Seriously?
[03:15] Bolt
    I guess it was the objective.
[03:17] Sweets
    But what kind of dance is it?
[03:19] Musubi
    Huh? Um, well, that's...
[03:22] Nokio
    Don't tell us you don't know
    after we went through all that.
[03:25] Musubi
    Well, uh...
[03:27] Musubi
    Let me explain in song.
[03:28] Bolt
    In song?
[03:30] Musubi / Sign
    I actually don't know the alpine dance
[03:34] Musubi / Sign
    So I'm heading down the mountain on skis by myself
[03:38] Musubi / Sign
    Hey!
[03:38] Bok/Bol/Swe
    Don't "hey" us!
[03:39] Meisaku
    Yeah, "hey" doesn't cut it.
[03:41] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun