E217 - The Cat That Got A Million Likes

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[00:01] All
    Aware! Meisaku-Kun!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun
[00:06] Sweets
    We have a problem!
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     the hallway
[00:07] Meisaku
    What's wrong?
[00:08] Sweets
    I have no idea!
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    Don't run in
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[00:10] Tsurukou
    Huh?
[00:11] Sweets
    I just heard we had a big problem.
[00:13] Meisaku
    Go back and find out what it is.
[00:13] Sign
    Episode 217
    The Cat That Got A Million Likes
[00:14] Sweets
    It was Nokio who said there was a big problem...
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    Don't run in
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[00:18] Nokio
    Allow me to explain what the problem is.
[00:20] Meisaku
    Yes, start with that.
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    Don't run in
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[00:21] Nokio
    You know how we keep
    Roly Poly in our classroom?
[00:24] Meisaku
    Uh, the cat, you mean?
[00:25] Sweets
    Roly Poly the Cat.
[00:26] Tsurukou
    What kinda name is that?
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[00:26] Sign
    Don't run in
     the hallway
[00:28] Nokio
    Roly Poly has been...
[00:29] Nokio
    ...abducted!
[00:31] Meisaku
    That's a huge problem!
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    Don't run in
     the hallway
[00:32] Nokio
    The Prez came past and said:
[00:33] Nokio
    "This cat must be violating some
     school rule, so I'm confiscating her!"
[00:36] Nokio
    and took her away.
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[00:36] Sign
    Don't run in
     the hallway
[00:37] Meisaku
    What's he mean by
    "violating some school rule"?
[00:39] Sweets
    She might be being mistreated as we speak!
[00:42] Meisaku
    Okay! Let's go rescue her!
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    Student
    Council
[00:46] Harusame
    There, there. How do you wike that?
[00:48] Meisaku
    Definitely not being mistreated.
[00:50] Tsurukou
    More like "lovingly cared for."
[00:52] Meisaku
    President, please give our cat back.
[00:54] Meisaku
    We named her Roly Poly and we—
[00:56] Harusame
    Quiet!
[00:57] Harusame
    Can't you see it's mealtime for kitty?!
[00:59] Harusame
    You come in shouting your heads off,
[01:02] Harusame
    and-now-she's-scared-and-it's-your-fault!
[01:03] Tsurukou
    Wow, he's super pissed!
[01:05] Meisaku
    You're the one shouting.
[01:07] Harusame
    Anyway, did you just say
    I had to give this cat back?
[01:10] Meisaku
    That's right. She's our cat.
[01:12] Harusame
    She might have belonged to
    you before, but not anymore.
[01:15] Harusame
    This kitty belongs to everyone now.
    She's become the "cat that got a million likes"!
[01:17] Sign
    The Cat That Got A Million Likes
[01:17] Sign
    The Cat That Got A Million Likes
[01:20] Meisaku
    A million "likes"? What does that mean?
[01:22] Sign (Top)
    Chienetsu
    Harusame
[01:22] Sign (Bottom)
    1,000,000 Likes
[01:22] Harusame
    This photo of her got a million likes.
[01:24] Sign (Top)
    Chienetsu
    Harusame
[01:24] Sign (Bottom)
    1,000,000 Likes
[01:24] Sign (Top)
    Chienetsu
    Harusame\b1\fs15\pos(390.668,345.333)}1,000,000 Likes
[01:25] Harusame
    There are people all over the world
     waiting for new pics of her.
[01:29] Harusame
    So basically, she's no longer your cat.
[01:32] Nokio
    That doesn't mean you can just take her.
[01:34] Meisaku
    "The cat that got a million likes," huh?
[01:36] Meisaku
    That sounds like The Cat
    That Lived A Million Times.
[01:37] Sign
    The Cat That Lived A Million Times
[01:37] Sign
    The Cat That Lived A Million Times
[01:39] Tsurukou
    What's that?
[01:40] Meisaku
    It's the title of a children's book.
[01:42] Meisaku
    The protagonist, a cat,
    is reborn a million times.
[01:42] Sign
    The Cat That Lived
     A Million Times
[01:44] Meisaku
    But no matter how many times he's
     reborn, he never loves his owner.
[01:47] Nokio
    That cat sounds like a jerk.
[01:49] Meisaku
    He's an aloof, stuck-up cat, but in the
     end, he falls in love with another cat.
[01:52] Sweets
    Huh. Sounds like an intriguing story.
[01:54] Harusame
    All righty then! Let's rotate
     ownership of this kitty.
[01:58] Harusame
    Which makes it my turn now!
[02:00] Meisaku
    So selfish.
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    Student
    Council
[02:01] Harusame
    Don't you know I bought an SLR camera
     so I can take photos of kitty?
[02:04] Meisaku
    Why would I care?
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    Student
    Council
[02:05] Harusame
    Now my social media account has
    practically turned into a cat bot!
[02:09] Meisaku
    Again, why would I care?
[02:10] Harusame
    If you insist on taking kitty away from me...
[02:14] Nokio
    What'll happen?
[02:15] Tsurukou
    You'll have us expelled?
[02:17] Harusame
    I'll cry buckets and it'll be awkward!
[02:19] Meisaku
    You care that much?
[02:22] Meisaku
    So yeah, the President's taking
     care of our cat for a while.
[02:25] Nokio
    He was so desperate.
[02:27] Tsurukou
    Loving cats that much ain't good.
[02:30] Sweets
    We have a problem!
[02:31] Meisaku
    Again? What is it this time?
[02:33] Sweets
    Like before, I just heard we had a big problem!
[02:36] Meisaku
    Learn from your mistakes!
[02:37] Secretary
    I'll explain what the problem is.
[02:39] Tsurukou
    Oh, the student council secretary.
[02:41] Nokio
    Who is Sweets' second cousin.
[02:42] Meisaku
    So, uh, what happened?
[02:44] Secretary
    Well, you see, the President's so preoccupied
     with that cat, he isn't doing his work.
[02:47] Secretary
    When the cat's on his lap,
    he'll sit still for hours.
[02:50] Secretary
    He buys lots of similar-looking cat toys, too.
[02:52] Secretary
    And he calls the cat "kitty-widdy"!
[02:52] Tsurukou
    Kitty-
    widdy
[02:54] Tsurukou
    Yikes, cringe alert.
[02:56] Secretary
    And yesterday...
[02:58] (Flashback) Secretary
    President!
[02:59] (Flashback) Secretary
    This cat climbs on my keyboard every time
    I need to use it, so I can't get my work done!
[03:04] (Flashback) Harusame
    It's fine! The keyboard's a kitty bed now!
[03:06] (Flashback) Secretary
    Your precious chair is ruined
    because she's scratched it so much!
[03:10] (Flashback) Harusame
    She did what?
[03:11] (Flashback) Harusame
    Ugh.
[03:12] (Flashback) Harusame
    I didn't realize how mischievous she was...
[03:14] (Flashback) Harusame
    If I have to get mad with her, I will.
[03:17] (Flashback) Secretary
    Yeah! You tell her!
[03:18] (Flashback) Harusame
    Whatta good girl!
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    Student
    Council
[03:20] (Flashback) Harusame
    Gweat job sharpenin' your ickle claws!
[03:22] (Flashback) Secretary
    President?!
[03:23] (Flashback) Harusame
    What could I do?!
[03:25] (Flashback) Secretary
    The student council room's
     turning into a cat room!
[03:28] (Flashback) Harusame
    A cat room, you say?
[03:30] (Flashback) Harusame
    Let's adopt that idea.
[03:30] Sign
    ADOPTED
[03:31] (Flashback) Secretary
    President!
[03:34] Secretary
    That's what happened.
[03:35] Nokio
    That's pretty bad.
[03:36] Secretary
    Can't you do something?! The student
    council can't function like this!
[03:40] Harusame
    We have a problem!
[03:41] Meisaku
    This is becoming a pattern.
[03:43] Harusame
    She's gone! Kitty disappeared!
[03:45] Meisaku
    What?
[03:46] Nokio
    She's a smart cat, so maybe she saw that Prez
    had stopped working and decided to leave?
[03:50] Harusame
    Kitty!
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    Student
    Council
[03:51] Harusame
    Wherever you are, please listen to me!
[03:53] Harusame
    It's true that I don't get any
    work done when you're around...
[03:56] Harusame
    But if you go away...
[03:58] Harusame
    there's no way I'll be able
    to focus on anything! Wah!
[04:04] Harusame
    Th-That voice!
[04:07] All
    Roly Poly!
[04:08] Harusame
    I'm so gwad you're back!
[04:12] Tsurukou
    You sound so gross.
[04:13] Meisaku
    Well, I hope you've learned your lesson
    and you'll stop doting on that cat.
[04:18] Harusame
    You're right. I have learned
    something from this experience.
[04:21] Harusame
    As for my "Kitty for Principal" plan...
[04:24] Sign
    CLEAN SLATE
[04:24] Harusame
    Let's wipe that slate clean!
[04:25] Meisaku
    The what plan?!
[04:27] Narrator
    And they all lived happily ever after!
SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun