# E207 - Medicinal Bleurgh-erbs?

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**[00:01] All**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aware! Meisaku-Kun
<br>**[00:06] Tsurukou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Easy-peasy!<br>**[00:07] Bolt**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;With your help, this has been a breeze.<br>**[00:09] Sign (Top)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meisaku   Sweets   Musubi    Nokio     Bolt<br>**[00:09] Sign (Bottom)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Deals 5621 damage to all party members! Meisaku's party<br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; is wiped out! <br>**[00:09] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We got beaten up by a slime last time.<br>**[00:11] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Episode 207 <br>
&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Medicinal Bleurgh-erbs?<br>**[00:11] Tsurukou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's 'cause you oldies went into<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; battle without any equipment.<br>**[00:15] Musubi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We're glad that you know<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; so much about video games.<br>**[00:17] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hey, look at that!<br>**[00:18] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That thing looks pretty strong.<br>**[00:20] Sweets**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh man! What do we do<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;in a situation like this?<br>**[00:22] Tsurukou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;We should restore our HP before we battle it.<br>**[00:25] Sweets**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Makes sense.<br>**[00:26] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's use medicinal herbs.<br>**[00:26] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Medicinal Herb<br>**[00:27] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;One of these bad boys restores 30 HP, right?<br>**[00:29] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokio<br>**[00:29] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I lost 33 HP, so I need two of them.<br>**[00:33] Musubi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just one will be enough, right?<br>**[00:34] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't go wasting them.<br>**[00:36] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't be stingy and give me two.<br>**[00:38] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's seriously not a big dea—<br>**[00:40] Musubi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What the hell, man?<br>**[00:41] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Gross!<br>**[00:42] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Disgusting!<br>**[00:43] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Medicinal herbs are nasty!<br>**[00:45] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even so, don't just spit them out!<br>**[00:47] Tsurukou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're gonna have to eat another one now.<br>**[00:49] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No way! They're too nasty. I can't eat them.<br>**[00:52] Sweets**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Are you sure you're meant to eat it?<br>**[00:54] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The guy at the item shop said he eats them.<br>**[00:56] Musubi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And it *did* restore some HP.<br>**[00:59] Bolt**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But since he didn't finish all<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; of it, it only restored 8 HP.<br>**[01:02] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meisaku<br>**[01:02] Tsurukou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Meisaku-paisen recovered<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;2 HP since he got spat at.<br>**[01:05] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Man, I'm beat.<br>**[01:05] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokio<br>**[01:07] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Is my status "Poisoned"?<br>**[01:08] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, it's not.<br>**[01:09] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you were poisoned,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;your status would say "Poisoned."<br>**[01:12] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I *know* I am.<br>**[01:13] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I know my body better than anyone.<br>**[01:15] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You can't rely on the status display.<br>**[01:17] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Sure you can. Being poisoned<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;isn't like catching a cold.<br>**[01:19] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Just give me an item<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;that works against poison.<br>**[01:22] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That'd be the antidotal herb.<br>**[01:24] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Actually, I'm good.<br>**[01:24] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, thought so.<br>**[01:26] Sweets**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;But the antidotal herb might taste fine.<br>**[01:28] Bolt**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Okay, let's force-feed Nokio all the herbs so we<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; can find out which are tasty and which aren't.<br>**[01:32] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What?<br>**[01:33] Tsurukou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here!<br>**[01:33] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, no, stop!<br>**[01:34] Tsurukou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's feed him the antidotal herb first.<br>**[01:34] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Antidotal Herb<br>**[01:36] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokio<br>**[01:38] Bolt**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's his status now?<br>**[01:38] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feeling Low<br>**[01:40] Tsurukou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Oh, it says "Feeling Low."<br>**[01:40] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokio<br>**[01:40] Sign (Orange)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feeling Low<br>**[01:42] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's about how he's "feeling" now?<br>**[01:43] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I don't care about adventuring now.<br>**[01:43] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokio<br>**[01:43] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feeling Low<br>**[01:45] Sweets**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's clearly bummed out!<br>**[01:46] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't we have anything to cheer him up?<br>**[01:48] Tsurukou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Well, we currently have...<br>**[01:50] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;poison herbs, special medicinal herbs,<br>**[01:50] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Poison Herb<br>**[01:50] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Special Medicinal Herb<br>**[01:51] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;nasty herbs, and spinach.<br>**[01:51] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nasty Herb<br>**[01:52] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spinach<br>**[01:53] Tsurukou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's all.<br>**[01:54] Musubi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Spinach will do the trick.<br>**[01:54] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokio<br>**[01:54] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feeling Low<br>**[01:55] Bolt**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's just regular food.<br>**[01:58] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hm...<br>**[01:59] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nope, nothing. Uncooked, unseasoned<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; spinach isn't good or bad. It does nothing.<br>**[02:04] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Thought so.<br>**[02:04] Musubi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about this "nasty herb"?<br>**[02:05] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nasty Herb<br>**[02:07] Tsurukou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That grass is nasty, yo, lol.<br>**[02:08] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokio<br>**[02:08] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feeling Low<br>**[02:08] Bolt**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It looks disgusting.<br>**[02:10] Bolt**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Let's try it!<br>**[02:10] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Don't make me eat *that*!<br>**[02:12] Tsurukou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here you go!<br>**[02:13] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokio<br>**[02:13] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feeling Low<br>**[02:14] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I-It's good!<br>**[02:16] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Wait, really?<br>**[02:17] Sign (Orange)**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Feeling Low<br>**[02:17] Sweets**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And his status is back to normal!<br>**[02:17] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokio<br>**[02:19] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Maybe I'll try some other herbs.<br>**[02:19] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokio<br>**[02:20] Musubi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's interested now.<br>**[02:21] Tsurukou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;How about the special medicinal herb?<br>**[02:22] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Special Medicinal Herb<br>**[02:23] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Yeah, hit me!<br>**[02:24] Tsurukou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here you go!<br>**[02:25] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Nokio<br>**[02:27] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ma!<br>**[02:28] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He said "Ma!" and croaked!<br>**[02:30] Musubi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Even though his HP fully restored!<br>**[02:33] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Enough already!<br>**[02:34] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why are they all so *vile*?<br>**[02:35] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You volunteered to eat that last one.<br>**[02:37] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Hand 'em all over. I'll cook up a tasty herb dish!<br>**[02:40] Musubi**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;I didn't know you could cook.<br>**[02:42] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The texture's not great with<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; just herbs. Let's add this nut.<br>**[02:44] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ah, that's a precious item!<br>**[02:46] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's the berry of strength!<br>**[02:46] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Berry of Strength<br>**[02:47] Tsurukou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It raises your max strength.<br>**[02:49] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;If you wanna be stronger,<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; go get some protein!<br>**[02:51] Bolt**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's got a point.<br>**[02:52] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Too thick. Let's add some water.<br>**[02:54] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's holy water!<br>**[02:55] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Holy Water<br>**[02:56] Tsurukou**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You sprinkle it on yourself.<br>**[02:57] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;It's fine. Holy water's just water.<br>**[03:00] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Anyway, I don't trust anyone<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;who sells water at a high price.<br>**[03:02] Bolt**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;He's got a point.<br>**[03:03] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You think so?<br>**[03:04] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And some mayo to finish it off.<br>**[03:04] Sign**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Mayonnaise<br>**[03:05] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;So this dish is mayo-flavored, huh?<br>**[03:07] Sweets**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Will that really taste good?<br>**[03:09] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Why not try some and find out?<br>**[03:10] ---**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Here, eat up!<br>**[03:13] Mus/Mei/Tsu/Bol/Swe**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Ma!<br>**[03:14] Nokio**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Right. I'll use this as a weapon.<br>**[03:16] Meisaku**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;That's actually a good idea...<br>**[03:19] Narrator**<br>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;And they all lived happily ever after!<br>***SIGN***&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Aware! Meisaku-Kun
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