# E196 - Dr. Hanao
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**[00:01] All**
*Aware! Meisaku-Kun!*
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun
**[00:05] Tsurukou**
Heyo!
**[00:07] ---**
By the way...
**[00:09] ---**
I'm *pissed*!
**[00:10] Sign**
Episode 196
Dr. Hanao
**[00:10] Meisaku**
Don't just barge into my house
and get mad. What's up?
**[00:13] Tsurukou**
I heard you all went to another world!
**[00:16] Sweets**
Sounds like he wants to go, too.
**[00:17] Meisaku**
What? You really shouldn't.
**[00:20] ---**
Even the small fry are
so strong, it's a turn-off.
**[00:20] Sign (Top)**
Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt
**[00:20] Sign**
Slime attacks!
Slime casts Gorgonzola
**[00:21] Sign (Top)**
Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt
**[00:21] Sign**
Deals 5621 damage to all party members! Meisaku's party
is wiped out!
**[00:22] Tsurukou**
I'm actually really good at RPGs.
**[00:24] Bolt**
Maybe there's a strategy we can use to beat it.
**[00:27] Meisaku**
Hm, in that case, shall we go?
**[00:29] Tsurukou**
Hell yeah!
**[00:32] Meisaku**
Huh? This doesn't look like where we saved.
**[00:35] Bolt**
Sure doesn't.
**[00:36] Tsurukou**
Is this the other world?
**[00:38] Sweets**
It didn't look like this last time.
**[00:41] Meisaku**
Excuse me. Are we in the Isekai Kingdom?
**[00:44] Doctor**
Isekai Kingdom? Never heard of it.
**[00:47] Meisaku**
What?! Oh no!
**[00:49] ---**
We're in the wrong world!
**[00:50] Tsurukou**
What're we gonna do? I'm only good at RPGs!
**[00:53] Bolt**
No one here but this
old geezer? Looks boring!
**[00:55] Doctor**
You morons do realize...
**[00:56] Doctor**
...yer pal's dyin' over there, yeah?
**[00:58] Sweets**
Help...
**[00:59] Meisaku**
Sweets! What's wrong?!
**[01:01] Doctor**
Well, y'see...
**[01:01] Sign**
People-with-Topknots-Get-Drained Virus
**[01:01] Sign**
People-with-Topknots-Get-Drained Virus
**[01:01] ---**
The people-with-topknots-get-drained
virus has spread around this world.
**[01:05] Meisaku**
What the heck is that?
**[01:07] Bolt**
I've never heard of it.
**[01:08] Doctor**
Ya haven't? It says so right there.
**[01:09] Sign**
This is a world
**[01:09] Sign**
where people with topknots get a fever
**[01:09] Sign**
This is a world
**[01:09] Sign**
where people with topknots get a fever
**[01:11] Doctor**
Look atta the sign-a, mamma mia!
**[01:12] ---**
It's right-a in front of your face-a!
**[01:14] Meisaku**
Your speech has changed.
**[01:16] Doctor**
Well, anyway, 'cause of this virus,
**[01:16] Sign**
This is a world
**[01:16] Sign**
where people with topknots get a fever
**[01:19] ---**
a state of emergency's been
declared for people with topknots.
**[01:21] Doctor**
Look around. There's no one else here.
**[01:23] Bolt**
You're the only one without a topknot?
**[01:25] Tsurukou**
Can't you just cut off a topknot?
**[01:27] Meisaku**
We need Sweets to get better.
Can you help him?
**[01:31] Doctor**
Leave it to Dr. Hanao!
**[01:34] Tsurukou**
So, like, can't you just cut the hair off?
**[01:37] Doctor**
Okay, so this is what's goin'
on in the boy's stomach.
**[01:41] Meisaku**
Those are some seriously
virus-looking viruses.
**[01:43] Doctor**
I'll throw pills into his mouth to
destroy these viruses at a mad pace.
**[01:48] Tsurukou**
At a mad pace.
**[01:48] Doctor**
But the pill has to hit the
virus directly or it won't work.
**[01:51] Bolt**
Not a very effective treatment, is it?
**[01:53] Doctor**
Shake him so the pill hits
the virus, ya got that?
**[01:57] Meisaku**
Is that really possible?
**[01:58] Doctor**
Y'all ready? Here we go!
**[02:00] Tsurukou**
Pill incoming!
**[02:01] Meisaku**
Okay, let's put it on this virus over here.
**[02:03] Doctor**
Moron!
**[02:04] ---**
Ya put a *red* pill on a *yellow* virus, dummy!
**[02:07] ---**
Ya gotta put it on the same color!
**[02:09] Bolt**
Can I just hit this old fart?
**[02:11] Doctor**
Ready for another? There!
**[02:13] Tsurukou**
It has a yellow and a blue!
**[02:14] Meisaku**
Then, let's put the yellow
pill on the yellow virus.
**[02:17] Doctor**
Now yer gettin' it.
**[02:19] ---**
Line up three of the same color to clear 'em.
**[02:21] Meisaku**
Gotcha. Throw me another yellow pill, please.
**[02:24] Doctor**
Will I give you a yellow? Here we go!
**[02:27] Tsurukou**
A red and a blue!
**[02:28] Meisaku**
I said a yellow!
**[02:30] ---**
I'll just drop this one in the corner.
**[02:33] Doctor**
What's coming next?
**[02:35] Bolt**
You *know* what's coming!
**[02:37] Doctor**
There!
**[02:38] Tsurukou**
Something weird's dropping down!
**[02:39] Doctor**
It's a cough drop.
**[02:40] Meisaku**
A cough drop? Does it help?
**[02:42] Doctor**
For a scratchy throat, I guess.
**[02:44] Meisaku**
But not for the virus, huh?
**[02:46] Doctor**
All right, the difficulty level's goin' up!
**[02:48] Meisaku**
It's getting faster!
**[02:50] Doctor**
It's a higher level, y'know?
**[02:51] Bolt**
*You* chose to do that!
**[02:52] Doctor**
Okay! A pill! A cough drop! A pill!
**[02:55] Tsurukou**
Don't throw cough drops!
**[02:56] Doctor**
Parsley! Parsley! Parsley!
**[02:58] Tsurukou**
Don't add parsley!
**[02:59] Doctor**
Okay, fine.
**[03:01] ---**
Ready for some pills? Here!
**[03:04] Meisaku**
That's too many!
**[03:06] Mei/Bol/Tsu**
Oh no! It's game over!
**[03:11] Sweets**
I'm better somehow.
**[03:12] Meisaku**
But how?
**[03:13] Doctor**
Mixed in the stomach,
the pills do work eventually.
**[03:15] Tsurukou**
So what was the game for?
**[03:17] Doctor**
You morons do realize...
**[03:19] Doctor**
...yer pal's dyin' over there?
**[03:20] Bolt**
Help...
**[03:22] Meisaku**
Again?!
**[03:23] Doctor**
Well, y'see...
**[03:23] Doctor**
This world also has a
tortoises-get-really-drained virus.
**[03:23] Sign**
Tortoises-Get-Really-Drained Virus
**[03:23] Sign**
Tortoises-Get-Really-Drained Virus
**[03:27] Meisaku**
Throw in the pills!
**[03:29] Narrator**
And they all lived happily ever after!
***SIGN*** Aware! Meisaku-Kun