E196 - Dr. Hanao Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:01] All     Aware! Meisaku-Kun! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun [00:05] Tsurukou     Heyo! [00:07] ---     By the way... [00:09] ---     I'm pissed! [00:10] Sign     Episode 196     Dr. Hanao [00:10] Meisaku     Don't just barge into my house     and get mad. What's up? [00:13] Tsurukou     I heard you all went to another world! [00:16] Sweets     Sounds like he wants to go, too. [00:17] Meisaku     What? You really shouldn't. [00:20] ---     Even the small fry are     so strong, it's a turn-off. [00:20] Sign (Top)     Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt [00:20] Sign     Slime attacks!     Slime casts Gorgonzola [00:21] Sign (Top)     Meisaku Sweets Musubi Nokio Bolt [00:21] Sign     Deals 5621 damage to all party members! Meisaku's party      is wiped out! [00:22] Tsurukou     I'm actually really good at RPGs. [00:24] Bolt     Maybe there's a strategy we can use to beat it. [00:27] Meisaku     Hm, in that case, shall we go? [00:29] Tsurukou     Hell yeah! [00:32] Meisaku     Huh? This doesn't look like where we saved. [00:35] Bolt     Sure doesn't. [00:36] Tsurukou     Is this the other world? [00:38] Sweets     It didn't look like this last time. [00:41] Meisaku     Excuse me. Are we in the Isekai Kingdom? [00:44] Doctor     Isekai Kingdom? Never heard of it. [00:47] Meisaku     What?! Oh no! [00:49] ---     We're in the wrong world! [00:50] Tsurukou     What're we gonna do? I'm only good at RPGs! [00:53] Bolt     No one here but this     old geezer? Looks boring! [00:55] Doctor     You morons do realize... [00:56] Doctor     ...yer pal's dyin' over there, yeah? [00:58] Sweets     Help... [00:59] Meisaku     Sweets! What's wrong?! [01:01] Doctor     Well, y'see... [01:01] Sign     People-with-Topknots-Get-Drained Virus [01:01] Sign     People-with-Topknots-Get-Drained Virus [01:01] ---     The people-with-topknots-get-drained     virus has spread around this world. [01:05] Meisaku     What the heck is that? [01:07] Bolt     I've never heard of it. [01:08] Doctor     Ya haven't? It says so right there. [01:09] Sign     This is a world [01:09] Sign     where people with topknots get a fever [01:09] Sign     This is a world [01:09] Sign     where people with topknots get a fever [01:11] Doctor     Look atta the sign-a, mamma mia! [01:12] ---     It's right-a in front of your face-a! [01:14] Meisaku     Your speech has changed. [01:16] Doctor     Well, anyway, 'cause of this virus, [01:16] Sign     This is a world [01:16] Sign     where people with topknots get a fever [01:19] ---     a state of emergency's been     declared for people with topknots. [01:21] Doctor     Look around. There's no one else here. [01:23] Bolt     You're the only one without a topknot? [01:25] Tsurukou     Can't you just cut off a topknot? [01:27] Meisaku     We need Sweets to get better.     Can you help him? [01:31] Doctor     Leave it to Dr. Hanao! [01:34] Tsurukou     So, like, can't you just cut the hair off? [01:37] Doctor     Okay, so this is what's goin'     on in the boy's stomach. [01:41] Meisaku     Those are some seriously      virus-looking viruses. [01:43] Doctor     I'll throw pills into his mouth to     destroy these viruses at a mad pace. [01:48] Tsurukou     At a mad pace. [01:48] Doctor     But the pill has to hit the     virus directly or it won't work. [01:51] Bolt     Not a very effective treatment, is it? [01:53] Doctor     Shake him so the pill hits      the virus, ya got that? [01:57] Meisaku     Is that really possible? [01:58] Doctor     Y'all ready? Here we go! [02:00] Tsurukou     Pill incoming! [02:01] Meisaku     Okay, let's put it on this virus over here. [02:03] Doctor     Moron! [02:04] ---     Ya put a red pill on a yellow virus, dummy! [02:07] ---     Ya gotta put it on the same color! [02:09] Bolt     Can I just hit this old fart? [02:11] Doctor     Ready for another? There! [02:13] Tsurukou     It has a yellow and a blue! [02:14] Meisaku     Then, let's put the yellow     pill on the yellow virus. [02:17] Doctor     Now yer gettin' it. [02:19] ---     Line up three of the same color to clear 'em. [02:21] Meisaku     Gotcha. Throw me another yellow pill, please. [02:24] Doctor     Will I give you a yellow? Here we go! [02:27] Tsurukou     A red and a blue! [02:28] Meisaku     I said a yellow! [02:30] ---     I'll just drop this one in the corner. [02:33] Doctor     What's coming next? [02:35] Bolt     You know what's coming! [02:37] Doctor     There! [02:38] Tsurukou     Something weird's dropping down! [02:39] Doctor     It's a cough drop. [02:40] Meisaku     A cough drop? Does it help? [02:42] Doctor     For a scratchy throat, I guess. [02:44] Meisaku     But not for the virus, huh? [02:46] Doctor     All right, the difficulty level's goin' up! [02:48] Meisaku     It's getting faster! [02:50] Doctor     It's a higher level, y'know? [02:51] Bolt     You chose to do that! [02:52] Doctor     Okay! A pill! A cough drop! A pill! [02:55] Tsurukou     Don't throw cough drops! [02:56] Doctor     Parsley! Parsley! Parsley! [02:58] Tsurukou     Don't add parsley! [02:59] Doctor     Okay, fine. [03:01] ---     Ready for some pills? Here! [03:04] Meisaku     That's too many! [03:06] Mei/Bol/Tsu     Oh no! It's game over! [03:11] Sweets     I'm better somehow. [03:12] Meisaku     But how? [03:13] Doctor     Mixed in the stomach,     the pills do work eventually. [03:15] Tsurukou     So what was the game for? [03:17] Doctor     You morons do realize... [03:19] Doctor     ...yer pal's dyin' over there? [03:20] Bolt     Help... [03:22] Meisaku     Again?! [03:23] Doctor     Well, y'see... [03:23] Doctor     This world also has a     tortoises-get-really-drained virus. [03:23] Sign     Tortoises-Get-Really-Drained Virus [03:23] Sign     Tortoises-Get-Really-Drained Virus [03:27] Meisaku     Throw in the pills! [03:29] Narrator     And they all lived happily ever after! SIGN    Aware! Meisaku-Kun