E8 - The Daily Life in Lightime Short Episode 8

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    To express my gratitude,
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    in the coming days,
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    I'll teach you everything I know.
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    Uh, it...
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    How could we accept that?
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    That's true.
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    It's not easy for you
    to run this martial club.
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    Well, it's all right.
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    I'm giving you a 10% discount
    as a token of my gratitude.
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    It seems you're overthinking.
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    Sure enough, a martial artist makes
    a masterly application of tricks.
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    Cheng, come over.
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    I think you have a special physique.
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    You're the stuff
    martial artists are made of.
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    Huh?
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    Looking into the mirror, I don't think
    there's anything special about me
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    except that I'm a man
    of striking appearance.
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    --Ouch.
    --Cut the crap.
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    Come on. Follow me.
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    Strike a pose.
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    Upon my instructions,
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    throw a punch like this
    with all your strength.
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    Ah.
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    Mr. Siwen, I'm afraid... it's not proper.
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    To practice martial arts,
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    the first step is to steady your mind
    and find inner peace.
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    The aim is to help overcome your fear
    and remove distractions.
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    Don't overestimate yourself
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    and underestimate an old man's strength.
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    Lu, go ahead.
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    Stand opposite him.
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    Huh? I'm afraid... it's not proper.
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    The two of you are
    the best touchstone for each other.
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    The closer you are,
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    the more likely you are
    to get distracted,
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    the more hesitant you are
    to throw a punch.
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    As for who can break the logjam,
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    it just depends on this battle.
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    You asked them to fight
    for no reason at all.
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    Aren't you... making things
    difficult for them?
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    Well.
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    Eh?
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    Why don't you rake up each other's faults
    to make your opponent more aggressive?
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    The one who never
    changes a roll of toilet paper
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    is me!
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    Hmph!
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    The female client who
    commented on www.dianping.com
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    that you're handsome and you're her crush
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    is my alternative account!
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    You idiot.
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    Instead of playing such silly pranks,
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    you should read more books.
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    Hmph!
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    What is Cheng Xiaoshi up to
    by saying those silly words?
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    Neither of them wants to be
    the one to start the fight,
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    or to speak ill of the other party.
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    If it goes on like this,
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    they won't be able to break the logjam.
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    So, Cheng seems to be silly to say that,
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    but actually, it can be
    considered inverted output.
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    He gave Lu an excuse to start the fight
    by exposing his own secrets.
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    To practice martial arts,
    you need to steady your mind first.
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    That's the true source of tests.
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    The cups delivered
    the day before yesterday
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    were smashed accidentally by me!
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    Idiot!
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    Shut up!
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    I thought what you
    bought was toilet paper,
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    so I smashed it on the ground.
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    I didn't find it's a set of cups
    until I opened the parcel.
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    BTW, the cups' color would
    make you look like a sissy.
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    And they're very ugly.
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    Stop it...
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    You want me to stop? But I'll go on.
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    You really need to
    improve your aesthetics.
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    And you need to change
    your dressing sense.
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    Hey.
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    Come fight me.
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    Come on.
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    Come on.
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    Cheng Xiaoshi...
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    That set of cups was bought by me.
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    And they are a limited edition.
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    To protect you, Lu Guang
    even said he broke them
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    because he failed to hold them tightly.
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    It turns out you're a fool.
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    Come over.
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    I'll teach you a lesson!
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    Madam Qiao. I'm wrong.
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    I apologize. Okay?
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    Who are you calling "Madam"?
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    Wow.
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    Just as expected.
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    Look how agilely and swiftly he's dodging.
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    He really has a special physique.
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    He's the stuff
    martial artists are made of.
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    Madam Qiao, please spare me!
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    Ah!
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    You!
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    Ah!
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    Come back!