E5.5 - Marrying by Contesting

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    People often ponder,
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    what is the hardest thing about love?
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    Oh! Virgos are going to have
    super bad luck this month!
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    Everything is going to go wrong.
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    Sha Jia, you have to be more careful.
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    I heard that buying crystals
    can help to ward off evil.
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    After class, I'll go shopping with you.
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    Wow!
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    Capricorns will meet
    their soulmate this month!
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    Who among us is a Capricorn?
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    Hey, Liu Siwen!
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    Isn't your birthday on January 2nd?
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    Are you a Capricorn?
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    Some people say
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    the hardest thing is to encounter
    someone that is destined by fate.
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    Others say
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    the hardest thing is gathering
    the courage to confess your love.
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    Sis!
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    Hmm?
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    Will you be my girlfriend?
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    But right now,
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    the obstacle before me...
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    ...is an unexpected problem.
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    "Wheelbarrow" move!
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    The network latency is too high,
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    this broken phone's CPU is too slow,
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    this new version has such poor balance!
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    You have slow motor reflexes,
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    stop making excuses.
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    Hurry up and switch.
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    Give it your best shot.
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    We promised to help her if we lose.
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    That's child's play.
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    Are you kidding me?
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    At least I caught her once!
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    You lost without even
    laying a finger on her!
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    Two weak chickens
    fighting amongst themselves.
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    I don't hit girls.
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    It's over.
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    Looking at the way you two handle things,
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    it seems we'll fail our task this time.
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    What are the details?
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    Tell me about it.
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    It seems pretty exciting.
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    The person who asked us for help
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    had fallen in love with the daughter
    of a martial arts family
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    and has confessed his love
    to her multiple times.
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    However, her father is
    an unrivalled master.
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    He would only accept those who could
    defeat him as his son-in-law.
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    Besides,
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    they have never accepted
    an outsider into the family before.
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    This person has tried over and over,
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    failing every single time.
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    The reason for that
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    is the unrivalled master
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    has a unique set of skills.
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    He has never been able to
    figure out the secret behind it.
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    Hence, he needs us to
    help him figure out the trick
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    in order to marry the one he loves.
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    Lu Guang,
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    isn't this what you
    figured out at a glance?
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    It's impossible.
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    This photo of them was taken
    before one of the fights.
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    It seems like they're equally
    in love with each other.
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    He's forcefully tearing them apart.
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    By the way, he doesn't have
    many chances left.
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    Can't you just figure out
    the old master's tricks
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    by foreseeing the events that happened
    12 hours after the picture was taken?
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    That's such an intuitive detail.
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    I still need you to
    visit the scene in person
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    and become my eyes.
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    All right.
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    We lost the bet after all.
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    Get ready.
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    Let's go.
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    Before the song of victory plays,
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    let's take an engagement photo.
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    Stop joking around.
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    With my dad's stubborn temper,
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    he'd never go easy on you.
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    I practiced very hard this year,
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    learning many secret skills.
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    You just wait and see.
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    You've boasted every single time,
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    yet always returned without succeeding.
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    Do you still remember
    the first time you paid a visit?
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    No outsider has ever set foot
    in our family for generations.
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    --And he's just barely come of age.
    --Don't waste your efforts.
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    --He's so much younger than you.
    --Go back down the mountain.
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    It would be so embarrassing
    once this spreads out!
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    I... I...
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    I've come to marry you!
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    Ou Yang!
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    Oh my goodness, stop laughing.
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    Are you not ashamed?
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    Somebody, help!
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    Hurry up and carry him into the house.
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    Cheng Xiaoshi.
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    Control yourself.
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    I'll try, I'll try.
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    --This experience is too funny.
    --Don't shout this time.
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    --But I want to.
    --Don't you dare!
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    I wasn't the one who said this first.
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    I still have the evidence.
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    Why are you still
    keeping this antique thing?
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    Hurry up and delete it!
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    You look so cute when you're blushing.
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    Idiot!
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    Don't add your own lines.
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    Siwen.
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    There's something
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    that I think I have to tell you.
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    Senior
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    asked my father for my hand in marriage.
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    Has your father agreed?
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    Even if he has,
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    I will not agree to it.
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    All right. If I stay any longer,
    my parents will start to worry.
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    I'll see you at the top
    of the mountain later.
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    Good luck!
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    No wonder Qiao Ling said...
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    He doesn't have many chances left.
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    Cheng Xiaoshi,
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    you should know that
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    the same photo cannot be reused.
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    Therefore,
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    this is our only chance.
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    I have to go up the mountain on foot?
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    Where did Qiao Ling find
    such an awful task?
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    You're too slow.
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    You have to reach the top of
    the mountain within two hours.
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    Why are you kicking a man when he's down?
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    Why am I always the one who suffers?
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    Lu Guang.
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    Lu Guang!
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    Where the hell did you go?
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    Where are you right now?
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    I'm almost at the top.
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    What now?
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    Stop.
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    You're too early.
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    Stop moving.
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    What is this devious trick
    that he's learnt this time?
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    It's time.
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    Shout.
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    Shout like your life depends on it.
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    Ou Yang!
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    I've come to marry you!
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    All right, that's enough.
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    It's the same every year.
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    Can you be more creative?
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    This time,
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    I must defeat you.
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    First, you're not from
    a martial arts family.
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    Our families aren't a good match.
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    Second, you're younger than her.
    Such an inappropriate thing,
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    I will never accept it
    for as long as I live.
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    Put your left palm forward.
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    Lean forward.
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    Shield your heart with your right fist.
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    It's reversed!
    Your left and right are reversed!
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    You can't even get the basic stance right.
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    How outrageous!
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    Deflect his blow upward
    with your left hand.
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    Aren't you usually quite wily
    when you're playing basketball?
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    Why are you so slow to react now?
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    Stop sitting on the ground.
    Get up quickly.
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    Be careful. Don't get up so high.
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    Duck!
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    Withdraw your right foot.
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    Swing your right fist
    to limit his movement.
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    Lower your center of gravity.
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    Shut up!
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    This buzzing is giving me a headache.
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    You have to listen carefully
    in order to keep up.
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    Just predict the direction of the attack.
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    Let me
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    handle the rest.
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    Look at you, so frivolous.
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    You look nothing like
    a decent martial arts student.
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    Father-in-law,
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    I will defeat your form with formlessness.
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    You can go first.
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    You little brat!
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    How disrespectful!
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    Right.
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    Another right.
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    Below.
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    Left.
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    What technique is this?
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    How could he see through
    your father like that?
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    Don't go overboard.
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    You still need to get hit occasionally.
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    Bah!
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    Using hidden weapons?
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    Create a diversion!
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    "Monkey steals peach" move!
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    What
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    just happened?
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    Is this the killer move
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    that the client has never
    been able to figure out?
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    Again.
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    We can surely see it clearly.
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    I've been trying to learn
    this move from Master
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    for the past ten years.
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    I have had a crush on Ou Yang
    for a very long time.
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    Master, please approve of our marriage.
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    You have finally come to ask
    my permission after so long,
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    that means you already have
    a well-thought-out plan.
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    Well then, let's have a fight.
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    I can't do it anymore.
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    I can't see his trick clearly at all.
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    My whole body hurts so badly.
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    My consciousness
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    is drifting away.
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    I can't feel my hands anymore.
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    Is this where it ends?
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    It's not over yet.
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    What?
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    His body is already seriously injured.
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    How is he still fighting?
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    But what I'm seeing
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    is what happened back then.
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    I'm truly at my limit already.
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    What is giving him enough support
    for him to stand up again?
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    Stop fighting!
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    Father, stop fighting!
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    I won't marry anyone
    for the rest of my life, all right?
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    How is it?
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    Have you learned his trick?
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    What is it?
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    Did you forget it because
    it's too complicated?
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    We couldn't see it clearly
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    even until the end.
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    It happened too quickly.
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    Is that so?
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    That's all right.
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    We just wanted to help others anyway.
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    There's nothing we can do
    if it's truly impossible.
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    Qiao Ling,
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    where did you find this task?
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    I've told you,
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    --it doesn't matter--
    --Last month, I walked past a dojo.
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    There had been rumors lately
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    about a series of murders happening.
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    So I was thinking of
    learning some self-defense,
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    then I got to know him.
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    Young lady.
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    What do you want to learn?
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    The Master of this dojo.
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    You can come in and
    have a seat if you're interested.
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    Learning is one thing,
    having a chat is another.
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    In order to proudly marry
    the one he loves,
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    he refused to give up...
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    ...year after year.
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    The girl's father felt that their families
    were not a good match,
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    as he did not learn martial arts.
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    Hence, he practiced
    martial arts painstakingly,
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    and even opened his own dojo.
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    Everyone laughed at him and her family,
    saying they were stubborn.
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    What era are they living in
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    that they have to fight
    over a status for a lifetime?
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    Go back in.
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    I don't think he'll come anymore.
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    The one who should never have come
    will finally stop showing up.
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    However, the one who should be here...
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    Master!
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    Please, stop!
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    I... I surrender!
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    I surrender!
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    ...quit a long time ago.
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    I thought you always said
    to never ask about the future?
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    I'm here to keep an eye on you.
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    Ou Yang!
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    I've come to marry you!
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    Ever since I made up my mind,
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    I started living my days
    with a disciplined diet,
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    going to bed early and waking up early,
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    practicing extremely hard.
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    But I never realized how strong
    a martial artist truly was.
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    I couldn't defeat him,
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    neither could I outlive him.
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    What's more,
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    I had to climb so many
    flights of stairs every time.
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    Wait a minute.
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    The both of you have been
    together for so long,
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    why is it a must to receive
    her father's approval?
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    I persevere,
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    because I promised Ou Yang
    I would marry her.
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    I must fulfill that promise.
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    I have a plan.
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    Would you like to try it?
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    Siwen!
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    Next year, can we...
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    ...fight at the bottom of
    the mountain instead?
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    I'm the one who lost.
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    Why did you have to
    wait until now to let go?
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    Even my grandchild is
    going overseas for competitions.
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    As the father,
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    he couldn't even defeat
    the child's grandfather,
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    how was I supposed to approve of him?
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    --People often ponder,
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    --Don't shout this time.
    --People often ponder,
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    --Don't shout this time.
    --what is the hardest thing about love?
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    --But I want to.
    --what is the hardest thing about love?
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    --I wasn't the one who said this first.
    --what is the hardest thing about love?
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    I still have the evidence.
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    --I would say...
    --Why are you still keeping
    this antique thing?
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    Hurry up and delete it!