E15 - The Daily Life in Lightime Short Episode 15

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[02:44] ---
    This is strange.
[02:45] ---
    I'm sure it functioned properly yesterday...
[02:47] ---
    Lu Guang, you've tried to
    start it so many times,
[02:50] ---
    but it didn't react.
    There can only be one explanation...
[02:52] ---
    It's dead.
[02:54] ---
    Impossible.
[02:55] ---
    I have always kept it well-maintained.
[02:57] ---
    That's true.
[02:57] ---
    However, you got it the wrong way round.
[02:59] ---
    If you go on wiping it, it will be polished...
[03:02] ---
    Did you visit any undesirable
    websites in my absence?
[03:05] ---
    That's impossible.
[03:07] ---
    I usually surf the internet
    in private browsing mode...
[03:10] ---
    I only visited Bilibili to learn
    cooking and basketball skills.
[03:14] ---
    Let's take it to the Computer Mall
    for a checkup.
[03:17] ---
    No, we can't. What if there's a privacy leak?
[03:20] ---
    Oh, it seems that you are
    the one who's hiding secrets.
[03:24] ---
    What else can I do?
[03:26] ---
    Make a call and send for
    the seller's maintenance staff.
[03:34] ---
    Thank you for calling the customer service
    of Do-Good Digital.
[03:37] ---
    For product purchases and
    event inquiries, please press 1.
[03:40] ---
    For laptop issues, please press 2.
[03:42] ---
    For brand-name desktop and
    All-in-One PC issues, please press 3.
[03:44] ---
    For mobile phone, tablet,
    and smartwatch issues, please press 4.
[03:47] ---
    for maintenance services
    and event inquiries, please press 0.
[03:52] ---
    For desktop issues, please press 1.
[03:54] ---
    For All-in-One PC issues, please press 2.
[03:55] ---
    For laptop issues, please press 3.
[03:58] ---
    Please enter your phone number
    followed by the pound key.
[04:01] ---
    Two hours later.
[04:04] ---
    Please hold while I transfer you
    to our human customer service.
[04:07] ---
    Please hold while I transfer you
    to our human customer service.
[04:11] ---
    Please hold while I transfer you
    to our human customer service.
[04:14] ---
    Custom service agent No. 7777
    is at your service.
[04:17] ---
    Hello!
[04:18] ---
    Hello! What can I do for--
[04:22] ---
    Why is my phone frozen at a time like this?!
[04:24] ---
    Hello, hello, hello! Can you hear me?
[04:26] ---
    Hello! May I ask what is troubling you?
[04:29] ---
    Hello!
[04:29] ---
    Because you played games as you made the call,
[04:32] ---
    the battery and the processor were overloaded.
[04:35] ---
    You are so informed when you find fault with me!
[04:37] ---
    God knows it'll take so long to be
    transferred to human customer service!
[04:40] ---
    It's not a big deal to repair the computer.
[04:42] ---
    I have a unique solution!
[04:43] ---
    Patting it twice will fix it!
[04:46] ---
    Don't stop me!
[04:46] ---
    Rap it twice and it may be started.
[04:48] ---
    Why is a repairer necessary?!
[04:55] ---
    Ah, my mobile phone!
[04:57] ---
    You had it coming, you had it coming...
[05:03] ---
    Hey, Lu Guang!
[05:05] ---
    Why didn't you reply to my email?
[05:07] ---
    Suddenly, it became impossible
    for me to start my computer.
[05:09] ---
    Today we will suspend business.
[05:10] ---
    What trouble did you two get into this time?
[05:12] ---
    Did you send for the repairer?
[05:13] ---
    Yes.
[05:15] ---
    But the process is tortuous.
[05:17] ---
    And the price we paid is a little high...
[05:22] ---
    Then where is the repairer?
[05:24] ---
    It's too late today.
[05:25] ---
    Thus, the repairer will not come till tomorrow.
[05:28] ---
    I do have a unique way to solve the problem!
[05:30] ---
    That's no harm in giving it a shot!
[05:31] ---
    Please don't...
[05:32] ---
    Tomorrow the repairer will...
[05:34] ---
    Well, I won't charge you a penny for it.
[05:36] ---
    Believe me!
[05:38] ---
    Removing and inserting the memory bank
    can boot up a computer in most cases.
[05:42] ---
    Qiao Ling... be gentle...
[05:47] ---
    This was not supposed to happen.
[05:48] ---
    Is something really wrong with it?
[05:50] ---
    Hmm?
[05:54] ---
    Could it be possible...?
[06:03] ---
    Ah, my mobile phone!
[06:04] ---
    You didn't deserve to die!