E7 - The Daily Life in Lightime Short Episode 7

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    Lu Guang.
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    All the live streaming equipment is ready.
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    Hurry to come over!
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    Don't dawdle.
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    You have been looking into
    the mirror for quite a while.
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    Lu Guang is doing that
    because he respects the audience
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    and is earnest about
    as well as devoted to his work.
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    He is not like you!
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    Ah, move over a bit.
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    Tut-tut.
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    Your ass is big.
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    You...!
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    Uh, all right, all right.
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    We are on the live stream.
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    Come on. Say hello to our audience
    in front of the screen.
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    Hi, everybody! I am Cheng Xiaoshi,
    the responsible person
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    of Lightime Photo Studio.
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    You are not greeting your blind date
    across the mountain.
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    Why are you yelling?
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    I am doing this because
    I respect the audience
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    and is earnest about
    as well as devoted to my work.
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    Right, Qiao...?
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    Hello, dear audience!
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    I am Qiao Ling.
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    Nice to meet you this way.
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    She is the behind-the-scene
    boss of our photo studio.
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    Let's welcome her with a big hand!
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    Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!
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    Lu Guang, it's your turn.
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    Say a few words.
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    Hello, everybody!
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    I am Lu Guang.
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    Whoa! You were asked to say a few words.
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    For god's sake, say more.
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    Yeah.
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    Enough. Enough.
    Stop making it hard for Lu Guang.
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    It's enough that he is facing
    the camera doing live stream.
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    Cheng Xiaoshi!
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    Rise!
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    Okay! Today's live stream
    is mainly made up of two parts.
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    In the first part,
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    we'll pick three of the questions
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    we received from our audience.
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    Then each of us will answer one question.
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    The second part
    will be our unboxing segment!
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    Many warm-hearted viewers
    have sent us gifts.
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    We appreciate it so much.
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    We have selected three of them.
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    And we'll unbox them in a while
    to find out what exactly they are!
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    Then let's answer the questions
    from our audience first.
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    Sina Weibo ID: Zi Qiu Duo Fufu
    (Pray for more blessings).
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    Q: Why is there a bunk bed in the room?
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    Why does Lu Guang sleep on the upper bunk?
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    How was the decision made?
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    Ah! As for this, I will...
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    Because there isn't enough space
    on the second floor.
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    That's why we use the bunk bed.
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    Why do I sleep on the upper bunk?
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    That's because this guy sleeps restlessly.
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    He keeps moving
    during sleep all night long.
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    The bed board makes loud noises.
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    Uh, the noises are not that loud.
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    That's true.
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    Besides, Lu Guang even told me
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    he was worried that you
    might fall from above.
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    Oh, it is unexpected
    that you care a lot about me.
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    Miss Qiao Ling,
    move to the next question.
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    Viewer's ID on Bilibili is Round Brick.
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    Miss Qiao Ling's beauty is matchless!
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    Did you choose this message deliberately?
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    Shall I try other hairdos?
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    For example, the triple braid, twin tails,
    the bun, double bun, single ponytail,
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    lantern-shaped pigtail and the half-bun.
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    When I was still a student,
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    I often wore my hair in a ponytail.
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    At present, it's too hot sometimes,
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    so I am wearing my hair in a bun
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    and I also wear my hair
    in a ponytail occasionally.
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    As for the twin tails and buns,
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    they don't suit me at my age...
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    But...
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    It doesn't mean that I can't try them.
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    Dear viewers, do you want to see it?
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    Hurry to post comments if you want to.
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    Lu Guang, what do you think is
    the most beautiful hairdo of Qiao Ling?
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    This current one is nice.
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    Qiao Ling, I think you look the best
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    when your hair is in the Afro style.
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    The last question.
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    It's from K Cengshan on Sina Weibo.
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    How were your academic
    achievements at university?
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    Cheng Xiaoshi,
    it's your turn to answer the question.
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    Well... of course...
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    Uh, we all had
    a good academic record!
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    You are a fine one to talk.
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    If Lu Guang hadn't forced you
    to read books,
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    I guess you wouldn't have passed
    the CET-6 and CET-4.
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    If Qiao Ling hadn't helped you
    gather data all night,
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    you wouldn't have succeeded
    in your thesis defense.
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    Qiao Ling, can't you change the question?
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    I noticed that someone even asked who
    does the cooking at home on normal days?
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    That's me.
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    Why don't you pick such a question
    that can improve my image?
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    We have answered all three questions.
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    Let's move to the next part.
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    Let's see what surprise
    the first package box will bring us.
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    Knife?!
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    Who sent us the knife?
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    Qiao Ling! Put the knife down.
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    Hey, it is only a manicure knife.
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    Why are you making a fuss?
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    It's my turn to open the package.
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    What will be in this box?
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    Um?
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    Qiao Ling, did you buy this?
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    Uh? It's so big.
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    You can see it's not
    my size at first glance.
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    Exactly.
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    It is XL-sized.
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    Then why has it been
    sent to us exactly?
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    Hmm...
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    Could it be...?
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    Lu Guang, you are the buyer!
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    You fool!
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    This is not my thing!
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    Then it must have been
    sent to the wrong place.
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    We have to pack it quickly
    and send it back.
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    As I see it, it has been sent to you.
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    What?
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    How could the audience possibly
    like me wearing female clothing?
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    No kidding.
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    Oh, there's a Polaroid camera in this box.
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    Ha!
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    It's great!
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    Come on, let's take a group photo with it.
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    Uh, all right.
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    Hey, Lu Guang, you bigass.
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    Don't jostle me!
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    Come on. Look at the camera.
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    Three, two, one.
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    --Hee-hee!
    --Yeah.
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    Why did you say yeah again?
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    Can't you use some new words?
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    Okay. Today's live stream
    is coming to a close!
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    Thank all viewers for your support.
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    To thank you for your kindness
    over the last year,
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    we will pick 10 lucky viewers randomly
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    from those who asked questions
    last time to send them
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    the duplicates of the selfies
    we took during this live stream!
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    Clunk! Clunk!
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    Are they finished?
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    Let me have a look.
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    The films are still being developed.
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    Take it easy.
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    You two, come to say bye-bye
    to our audience.
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    Now let's respectfully
    say goodbye to our dear audience.
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    Bye-bye!
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    Bye-bye!
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    The first bow!
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    The second bow!
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    Turn it off! Turn it off!
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    This is embarrassing.
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    The third bow!