10 - Days of Love and Acclaim

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[00:00] both
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[00:00] sign
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[00:00] en
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[00:00] ryu
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SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol)
[00:08] yu
    Mornin'...
[00:09] all
    Heya.
[00:09] io
    Good day.
[00:15] en
    There's something you don't see every day...
[00:17] at
    What is it?
[00:18] en
    Yumoto just sighed!
[00:20] all
    What?
[00:20] all
    No way!
[00:21] yu
    What?
[00:23] yu
    I can sigh sometimes, too...
[00:25] en
    Can not.
[00:26] at
    Yeah, you can't.
[00:27] ryu
    Can't.
[00:28] io
    You cannot.
[00:29] wom
    What happened?
[00:31] wom
    Does it have anything to do with VEPPer?
[00:33] yu
    No, I don't care about that.
[00:36] en
    Wombat's been getting more careless with
    how he treats Mr. Tawarayama lately.
[00:40] io
    I believe he's always been that way.
[00:42] ryu
    So rude to a dead person.
[00:44] wom
    He is not dead!
[00:46] wom
    He's just in sleep mode!
[00:47] ryu
    What is he, a computer?
[00:49] at
    So why are you sighing, Yumoto?
[00:54] yu
    Something important to me is going away.
[00:56] io
    Something important to you?
[00:58] en
    Not Wombat?
[01:00] at
    I'm curious.
[01:01] at
    What is it?
[01:02] ryu
    This isn't a sex thing, is it?
[01:04] io
    Why are you asking so nervously?
[01:07] yu
    It's not a sex thing!
[01:08] yu
    It's Binan Land!
[01:10] yu
    They're tearing it down!
[01:13] all
    Oh.
[01:16] yu
    What kind of hum-drum reaction is that?!
[01:18] at
    I just haven't heard that name in so long.
[01:22] io
    He's right.
SIGN    Notice About Closing of Binan Land
SIGN    To all our regular patrons, we must regrettably cease operations. We thank you for your loyal devotion all these years. Binan Land Staff
[01:24] io
    It says Binan Land is closing
    at the end of the month.
SIGN    Binan Land
    Bringing You Tons of Fun!
[01:28] ryu
    Well, go figure.
[01:30] ryu
    I don't know a single couple who went
    there that didn't break up afterwards.
[01:33] en
    That's your standard?
[01:35] ryu
    Well, if you're going on a date, it's
    gotta be that You-Know-What-land or Sea.
[01:39] at
    That's their brand. Young or old,
    boy or girl, anyone can enjoy it.
[01:43] en
    But Binan's just got the
    sad old ferris wheel,
[01:46] en
    the sad kid's coaster, and that's about it.
[01:49] ryu
    And that other thing!
[01:50] ryu
    The sad little merry-go-round!
[01:52] io
    Wait a minute.
[01:54] io
    It says they did a hero show at one point, too.
[01:57] en
    Seriously?
[01:58] io
    But "they were so scary, they stopped
    after one performance," it says.
[02:03] ryu
    What's there to be scared of in a hero show?
[02:05] en
    And they only held one?
[02:09] at
    So you have a choice between sad or scary?
[02:11] at
    What a meeting of extremes!
[02:12] yu
    You're all so mean, Senpai!
[02:14] yu
    Stop calling it sad!
[02:16] wom
    Binan Land...
[02:18] wom
    There's something familiar about that name...
[02:21] ryu
    You don't have to humor him.
[02:23] io
    This is how the world works.
[02:25] io
    Consider it an education.
[02:27] yu
    You stupid-dupid numbat senpai!
[02:34] io
    Were we too hard on him?
[02:35] ryu
    He did say it was important to him...
[02:38] en
    Just what is a numbat, anyway?
[02:40] at
    Maybe he meant dingbat?
[02:42] ryu
    Is a dingbat even a real thing?
[02:45] io
    He could have also meant
    nimrod or numbskull, too.
[02:48] at
    I see.
[02:50] at
    Yumoto quality.
[02:51] en
    Either way, we were probably too hard on him.
[02:54] all
    Yeah...
[02:57] wom
    Binan Land...
[03:00] wom
    I'm just sure I've heard that name...
[03:01] ryu
    I told you, forget it!
SIGN    Days of Love and Acclaim
[04:40] haru
    Stupidity might be the
    strongest thing there is.
[04:43] aki
    What I really can't stand is
SIGN    Foolish
[04:45] aki
    how astronomically lame they
    are compared to Gora-san.
[04:49] haru
    You're so right.
[04:50] haru
    I'd like them to disappear
    without a single particle remaining.
[04:53] jun
    I hate lame things, too.
SIGN    Junya Entaro
[04:59] jun
     It's an honor to be here.
[05:00] jun
    That reminds me.
[05:01] jun
     Binan Land is finally closing, you know?
[05:05] jun
    That place was just the lamest, right?
[05:08] jun
    It never changed or improved,
    just gathered rust.
[05:11] jun
    I'm so glad it's going away!
[05:21] haru
    Did you just call Binan Land lame?
[05:23] aki
    You're the one who doesn't understand!
[05:26] haru
    We're going to teach you...
[05:28] aki
    ...the wonders of Binan Land.
[05:34] yu
    Those senpai of mine are just the worst!
[05:37] gora
    Binan Land?
[05:38] gora
    I had a rough time there...
[05:41] yu
    Huh?
[05:41] yu
    Bro, you're down on it, too?
[05:44] gora
    Goodness, I nearly burned to death.
[05:47] yu
    At Binan Land?
[05:49] gora
    Though, looking back,
     it's become a good memory.
[05:56] all
    Yumoto-kun!
[05:58] all
    We're very sorry!
[06:00] all
    Let's go play!
[06:03] yu
    We're here! We're here!
SIGN    Last Day
[06:04] yu
    It's Binan Land! Yay!
[06:06] en
    He sure is excited.
[06:07] at
    You're not excited enough, En-chan.
[06:10] yu
    But are you sure you want
    to pay my entry fee?
[06:13] at
    We're splitting your ticket,
    so it's only 480 yen each.
[06:17] yu
    480 yen?!
[06:19] yu
    That's a lot of money!
[06:20] en
    Just take it.
[06:21] yu
    Thanks!
[06:23] yu
    I thought this might happen,
[06:25] yu
    so Bro made me some Bomb Rice Balls!
[06:29] yu
    When you go to an amusement park,
    you need ones with pickled plums,
[06:31] yu
    tuna mayo, bonito flakes, hard-boiled egg,
[06:33] yu
    fried chicken and vinegar-miso onions!
[06:35] en
    I thought I heard one in there I
    should really be objecting to...
[06:40] yu
    It's good!
[06:41] en
    Well, forget it.
[06:44] en
    There's something pretty depressing
    about a trip to the amusement park
[06:47] en
    with a bunch of guys.
[06:49] ryu
    Oh, really?
[06:50] ryu
    I find it refreshing.
[06:52] io
    It would be for you, Ryuu.
[06:56] at
    It's the last day,
    but there aren't many people...
[06:59] en
    Really?
[07:00] en
    Isn't this standard?
[07:02] io
    What ride should we start with?
[07:04] at
    That's right.
[07:05] at
    We want rides, not attractions.
[07:07] yu
    Oh! This one!
[07:08] yu
    The Mad Mouse!
[07:09] yu
    I rode this one seven times, then barfed!
[07:12] yu
    I recommend it!
[07:13] en
    You're sure it wasn't
    the vinegar-miso onions?
[07:15] at
    Why would you ride it until you barf?
[07:17] yu
    The Mad Mouse is more hard core
    than your standard roller coaster!
[07:28] yu
    See? Hard core, right?
[07:30] io
    Once was enough for me.
[07:32] io
    You did it seven times?
[07:33] ryu
    I can't believe you survived it.
[07:35] yu
    Well, after I barfed,
[07:38] yu
    Bro laid me down on a bench, and...
[07:41] yu
    And what happened after that?
[07:44] en
    What's wrong, Yumoto?
[07:49] (Flashback) gora
    I'm sorry, Yumoto.
[07:52] (Flashback) gora
    I should have stopped you
    before it got so bad.
[07:54] (Flashback) yu
    It's okay.
[07:56] (Flashback) yu
    I just got too excited.
[08:02] (Flashback) gora
    Yumoto, I'm sorry.
[08:07] (Flashback) yu
    What's wrong, big bro?
[08:10] (Flashback) yu
    Can you wait here a while by yourself?
[08:12] (Flashback) yu
    Y-Yeah.
[08:13] (Flashback) gora
    You're sure you'll be okay?
[08:15] (Flashback) yu
    Yeah.
[08:17] (Flashback) yu
    I'll be okay!
[08:18] (Flashback) gora
    Okay.
[08:19] (Flashback) gora
    I'll be back soon!
[08:26] yu
    Huh?
[08:27] yu
    When did he come back?
[08:29] yu
    I don't remember him coming back...
[08:31] ryu
    But if he didn't come back,
    he wouldn't be here now, right?
[08:34] yu
    That's true...
[08:37] yu
    All I have is the memory of feeling
    kind of anxious and lonely...
[08:41] io
    Well, that axe was clearly
    cause for concern, wasn't it?
[08:46] at
    Hey.
[08:46] at
    Do you think that CIDE
    thing Gora-san mentioned...
[08:50] wom
     Everyone!
[08:54] wom
    Everyone!
[08:56] wom
    You must Love Making into the Battle Lovers!
[09:01] io
    Hey, the Doppler effect.
[09:03] en
    You used to see that in tokusatsu and stuff.
[09:06] en
    Scenes where they're screaming and you're like
    "where are you even supposed to be yelling from?"
[09:09] at
    We don't have a choice.
[09:10] at
    Let's go, too!
[09:12] all
    Yeah!
[09:17] mon
    I'm tired of spinning around
    and around in the same place!
[09:24] mon
    The limited track.
[09:25] mon
    The pre-designated movements.
[09:26] mon
    The days of oppression.
[09:28] mon
    I've had enough of it!
[09:32] en
    Well, he has a point.
[09:33] at
    I know how he feels.
[09:35] mon
    Don't act like you understand!
[09:38] yu
    Love Making!
[09:42] yu
    Love!
[09:43] yu
    We are, forever, the heirs
    to the throne of love...
[09:46] five
    Battle Lovers!
[09:48] yu
    Feel the power...
[09:50] five
    ...of love!
[09:52] yu
    Let's go!
[09:54] yu
    Scarlet Love Lumiere!
[09:58] mon
    W-Wait a minute!
[10:00] mon
    I have over 32 pages of detailed backstory!
[10:04] mon
    Are you sure you want to
    end this that quickly?
[10:08] yu
    Backstory is only effective when
    it's intertwined with the drama!
[10:11] yu
    All you're doing is padding the narrative!
[10:15] mon
    Th-That's cold...
[10:17] yu
    If you've got a problem,
[10:18] yu
    try changing yourself before
    resenting everything else!
[10:20] yu
    We can change the world!
[10:27] yu
    True Love Attack!
[10:39] yu
    True Love Fountain!
[10:56] yu
    Love is over!
[10:58] yu
    Okay!
[10:59] yu
    Let's Love Out and ride the Mad Mouse again!
[11:03] aki
    "We can change the world?"
[11:05] haru
    Stop stealing lines!
[11:08] en
    You two...
[11:11] both
    Galaxy Idols...
[11:13] both
    The VEPPer!
[11:17] aki
    You five are so uncooperative.
[11:20] haru
    Earth upbringing breeds poor taste.
[11:22] haru
    Or rather, no taste at all.
[11:24] aki
    That's right, I forgot.
[11:27] aki
    We must apologize.
[11:28] yu
    Um, VEPP-san...
[11:30] both
    It's VEPPer!
[11:33] yu
    VEPPer-san.
[11:35] yu
    VEPPer-san, you say you're really big idols,
[11:38] yu
    and I don't really understand, but okay.
[11:42] yu
    I also get that we're not
    even close to your level.
[11:47] haru
    What are you talking about?
[11:49] yu
    We're not trying to compete with you.
[11:52] yu
    So could you stop fighting us?
[11:54] yu
    I feel kind of bad for the people
    you turn into monsters, don't you?
[12:00] yu
    So if it might be possible...
[12:03] yu
    Couldn't we just get along from now on?
[12:09] en
    Yumoto, really...
[12:10] at
    Sorry to be harsh, but that's awful.
[12:12] yu
    Huh? How come?
[12:15] ryu
    Would you be happy hearing,
    "I won't date you, but can't we be friends"?
[12:18] io
    It's like saying, "the investment failed,
     so pay me back half the money."
[12:24] yu
    Huh?
[12:25] haru
    Hakone Yumoto...
[12:29] aki
    And the Defense Club...
[12:32] both
    We won't forget how you humiliated VEPPer!
[12:36] haru
    You want to get along?
[12:38] aki
    Isn't that funny?
[12:40] aki
    Haru, it is truly funny!
[12:42] haru
    We really want you to disappear!
[12:45] aki
    Without a trace or a memory left behind!
[12:50] at
    Wait a minute.
[12:52] at
    There's really just one
    question I want to ask you.
[12:56] at
    Why do you hate us in the first place?
[13:00] en
    You can't really hate someone
[13:01] en
    unless they're at least on your own level...
[13:09] both
    Maximum Gorar was a person who may
    have become a big brother to us!
SIGN    Dadacha Born December 24th (adjusting for Earth calendar) Blood Type B (probably) Capricorn Hobbies: Secret Favorite food: Crickets
[13:26] mon
    This is the end, Maximum Gorar!
[13:29] haru
    Gorar!
[13:30] aki
    Don't worry, Haru!
[13:32] aki
    Maximum Gorar never loses!
[13:34] haru
    Y-Yeah...
[13:35] haru
    Maximum Gorar is invincible!
[13:41] io
    Huh? M-Maxi...?
[13:44] ryu
    Who's that?
[13:45] yu
    That's Gora's hero name.
[13:47] ryu
    Huh?
[13:48] ryu
    The Beppu Brothers know Gora-san?
[13:50] io
    I'm not sure whether to object
[13:52] io
    first to the "may have become
    a big brother" line, or...
[13:55] wom
    Everyone!
[13:57] wom
    I feel I should explain!
[14:00] wom
    Until a while back, Earth played host
    to a battle of love and justice!
[14:06] wom
    The people watched this
    battle and called it...
[14:10] wom
    "Can I Destroy the Earth? 2"
SIGN    Can I Destroy the Earth? 2
[14:14] wom
    "2" of course means there was a "1"!
[14:18] yu
    That's my big bro!
[14:19] wom
    That's right!
[14:20] wom
    The man protecting the Earth
    was the ultimate warrior,
[14:23] wom
    Maximum Gorar!
[14:29] haru
    And we were here!
[14:31] aki
    Right here with Gora-san!
[14:36] dada
    This is taking too long!
[14:38] dada
    That's why I hate exposition episodes!
[14:42] dada
    Forced Memory Transfer!
SIGN    Binan Land First Hero Show
[14:50] (Flashback) mon
    To oblivion with this backwater planet!
[14:56] (Flashback) mon
    Are you not afraid of me?
[15:00] (Flashback) aki
    Well, there's a guy inside the suit, right?
[15:03] (Flashback) haru
    It's hard playing the villain
    in hero shows, huh, Mister?
[15:10] (Flashback) haru
    What is it?
[15:12] (Flashback) mon
    I like you!
[15:13] (Flashback) mon
    That sarcasm and cool-headedness.
[15:15] (Flashback) mon
    You would make fine henchmen for me!
[15:20] (Flashback) haru
    Stranger danger!
[15:21] (Flashback) aki
    Police!
[15:22] (Flashback) mon
    Too bad, Earthlings.
[15:24] (Flashback) mon
    I did my research, and found
    out that amusement parks
[15:26] (Flashback) mon
    are places where the existence
    of aliens is tolerated.
[15:31] (Flashback) haru
    Monsters aren't supposed to be that smart,
    you big brute!
[15:35] (Flashback) mon
    I'll teach you one more thing.
[15:37] (Flashback) mon
    Do you know why monsters always
    attack kindergarten buses?
[15:39] (Flashback) aki
    Because they're on TV shows for kids, right?
[15:42] (Flashback) aki
    Let us go!
[15:43] (Flashback) mon
    No.
[15:45] (Flashback) mon
    It's because young humans are
    the easiest to brainwash.
[15:48] (Flashback) mon
    Soon, I will make you worship me.
[15:51] (Flashback) haru
    Will not!
[15:53] (Flashback) aki
    Someone!
[15:53] (Flashback) aki
    This guy's not acting!
[15:55] (Flashback) haru
    Help us!
[16:02] (Flashback) mon
    Your screams are useless!
[16:04] (Flashback) mon
    No one can hear you!
[16:06] (Flashback) gora
     I'm disappointed in you!
[16:09] (Flashback) gora
    Seeing you attack young children!
[16:13] (Flashback) mon
    Maximum Gorar!
[16:19] (Flashback) gora
    Let those children go!
[16:22] (Flashback) mon
    Never!
[16:23] (Flashback) mon
    You're a mere thief,
    attempting to steal my prey!
[16:27] (Flashback) mon
    I will punish you!
[16:33] (Flashback) gora
    Wood-Chopping Beam!
[16:35] (Flashback) mon
    My, my.
[16:36] (Flashback) mon
    Are you sure you want to do that?
[16:37] (Flashback) mon
    Don't you care what happens
    to these little Earthlings?
[16:42] (Flashback) mon
    It seems you can't touch me
    as long as I have hostages.
[16:47] (Flashback) mon
    Today you die, Maximum Gorar!
[16:50] (Flashback) mon
    Take this!
[17:00] (Flashback) haru
    It's hot!
[17:01] (Flashback) haru
    Don't tell me...
[17:02] (Flashback) aki
    This is all real?
[17:13] (Flashback) mon
    Rest in peace, Maximum Gorar!
[17:17] (Flashback) both
    Gorar!
[17:18] (Flashback) both
    Wake up! You have to wake up!
[17:21] (Flashback) both
    Gorar, wake up!
[17:23] (Flashback) both
    Maximum Gorar!
[17:26] (Flashback) haru
    It can't be...
[17:27] (Flashback) aki
    I don't like this plot twist.
[17:29] (Flashback) mon
    It's no use.
[17:30] (Flashback) mon
    Your fate has been decided.
[17:32] (Flashback) mon
    You cannot change the world.
[17:34] (Flashback) mon
    Let's go!
[17:36] (Flashback) mon
    Next week, there will be a new twist!
[17:42] (Flashback) gora
    ...can change...
[17:46] (Flashback) gora
    We... can change... the world.
[17:51] (Flashback) mon
    He still has the strength to stand?
[17:54] (Flashback) gora
    We can change the world!
[17:56] (Flashback) mon
    What?
[17:58] (Flashback) hashi
    Gorar!
[17:59] (Flashback) hashi
    Use the Super Wood-Chopping Axe!
[18:08] (Flashback) gora
    Super Wood-Chopping Axe!
[18:18] (Flashback) haru
    Gorar! Thank you!
[18:20] (Flashback) aki
    Thank you so much!
[18:21] (Flashback) gora
    Thank you for cheering me on.
[18:23] (Flashback) gora
    Take care, you two.
[18:25] (Flashback) haru
    Huh? You're leaving already?
[18:27] (Flashback) gora
    I'm sorry, I have Yumoto...
[18:29] (Flashback) gora
    I mean, I have a child waiting for me.
[18:32] (Flashback) gora
    Take this.
[18:33] (Flashback) gora
    It's a Bomb Rice Ball.
[18:38] (Flashback) gora
    There's pickled plums, tuna mayo,
[18:39] (Flashback) gora
    bonito flakes, hard-boiled egg, fried chicken
[18:41] (Flashback) gora
    and vinegar-miso onions inside.
[18:45] (Flashback) gora
    Make mischief if you must.
[18:46] (Flashback) gora
    Just grow up big and strong!
[18:51] (Flashback) aki
    I wish he could stay with us forever...
[18:55] (Flashback) haru
    Yeah...
[19:01] yu
    Big bro...
[19:02] at
    Which means that long ago, Gora-san...
[19:04] ryu
    As Maximum Gorar...
[19:06] io
    ...saved the Beppu Brothers?
[19:11] en
    Wh-What did you say?!
[19:16] at
    Tradition, tradition!
[19:18] io
    We can't have a major plot twist
[19:20] io
    without Yufuin-senpai shouting
    "What did you say?!"
[19:24] ryu
    That was a great "What did you say?!", too!
[19:26] en
    Thank you tremendously for your praise.
[19:28] haru
    Ruining our great story with
    their snide comments...
[19:32] aki
    They were unworthy both to hear
[19:36] aki
    and know about our bond with Gora-san...
[19:39] yu
    Hey, VEPP Brothers-san.
[19:41] both
    It's VEPPer!
[19:43] yu
    VEPPer-san, I'm glad you
    like my brother so much,
[19:47] yu
    but you shouldn't hate my
    senpai because of that.
[19:51] ryu
    Wrong, Yumoto.
[19:54] ryu
    This is like a complicated
    in-law relationship.
[19:57] ryu
    "I like my husband, but
    I hate my mother-in-law,
[19:59] ryu
    and I hate my sister-in-law too."
[20:02] io
    The whole "may have been a big brother to us"
[20:04] io
    indicates a certain unhealthy attachment.
[20:07] io
    Ryuu, you're surprisingly
    proficient in psychology.
[20:10] ryu
    Hey, don't say "surprisingly."
[20:12] ryu
    Anyway, it's viscerally impossible
    for them to get along with us.
[20:16] ryu
    It defies logic.
[20:18] aki
    Could you please stop psychoanalyzing us?
[20:20] haru
    It's extremely aggravating, and creepy, too.
[20:23] en
    No, no.
[20:24] en
    I understand how you feel,
[20:26] en
    but that's no reason to pester us.
[20:29] at
    Yumoto and Gora-san are brothers.
[20:31] at
    That's a fact that can't be changed.
[20:33] en
    We may be the Battle Lovers,
[20:35] en
    but if you don't stop stalking us, we're
    willing to bring the authorities into this.
[20:39] at
    What do you mean?
[20:40] en
    Take them for arbitration or court,
    or get a restraining order, perhaps.
[20:45] wom
    Such graphic language from an
    heir to the throne of love!
[20:49] en
    If we can take this to a
    higher authority, we should.
[20:52] en
    All these battles are tiring me out.
[20:53] at
    And bringing in a third party
    should cut down on squabbling.
[20:59] at
    Okay, we'll do that.
SIGN    Kurotama Bath
[21:21] yu
    I'm so tired.
[21:23] at
    I'm sorry your last big day at
    Binan Land was such a waste.
[21:28] yu
    Yeah...
[21:29] ryu
    Don't be so sad.
[21:30] ryu
    Memories are forever, right?
[21:32] io
    That's right.
[21:33] io
    Even all that nonsense today might
    turn out to be a good memory.
[21:36] io
    Maybe... possibly...
[21:39] ryu
    Not convincing.
[21:42] yu
    But yeah, you're right.
[21:44] yu
    Let's take a bath and cheer ourselves up!
[21:48] yu
    We're back, Bro Gora!
[21:51] yu
    Big bro?
[21:53] yu
    Huh?
[21:54] yu
    He'd usually come right out with his axe...
[22:01] en
    Gora-san disappeared with his
    wood-chopping pile unfinished?
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Love is What Matters
[23:54] ryu
    Next time:
    "Love is What Matters!"
[23:56] ryu
    Love Making!