10 - Love is Glasses...

Source: Crunchyroll
Translator:
Editor:
Timer:
QC:
(Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.)
[00:04] ryuu
    Hey, that looks good. The daily special?
[00:07] io
    Yes. When it comes to lunch,
[00:09] io
    the cafeteria's daily special
    is definitely the way to go.
[00:11] io
    It's completely satisfactory in
    terms of both value and flavor.
[00:16] atsu
    You've been getting bread a lot, En-chan.
[00:18] en
    Yeah. Everything else is just a pain.
[00:21] atsu
    You should have some vegetables, too.
[00:23] atsu
    Want some of this stew?
[00:29] atsu
    Yumoto, is something wrong?
[00:32] yumoto
    I don't seem to have any appetite.
[00:36] ---
    What?!
[00:39] wom
    It's unusual for you to have no appetite...
[00:43] yumoto
    And today's the day my brother
    Gora makes lunch for me, too...
[00:49] en
    I guess unusual things do happen.
[00:52] yumoto
    Huh? Now that I look closer, En-chan-senpai,
    you have really long eyelashes...
[00:58] en
    Atsushi, he's acting weird.
[01:00] atsu
    Yeah, weird.
[01:02] megawa
    Oh, look out!
[01:04] yumoto
    Megawacchi...
[01:06] megawa
    Huh? Yumoto-kun, your face is red.
[01:09] atsu
    Now that you mention it...
[01:10] ryuu
    Megawacchi?
SIGN    Megawa Rui
[01:12] megawa
    I'm Yumoto-kun's classmate, Megawa Rui.
[01:16] megawa
    I'm the manager of the baseball club.
[01:18] megawa
    Nice to meet you!
[01:21] ryuu
    R-Right...
[01:23] megawa
    Yumoto-kun, do you have a cold?
    They're going around lately.
[01:26] yumoto
    But I've never caught a cold in my life.
[01:30] megawa
    Why don't we check your temperature? Hang on.
[01:33] megawa
    Here, a thermometer.
[01:35] atsu
    He's a manager, all right.
[01:40] megawa
    37°C?
[01:41] yumoto
    Huh?
[01:42] yumoto
    Wow! I've never reached 37°C before!
[01:46] yumoto
    No wonder I feel so lightheaded!
[01:49] atsu
    You feel lightheaded?
[01:51] yumoto
    Yep. And it's throbbing, too.
[01:54] io
    It does sound like a cold, then.
[01:56] ryuu
    But I've never seen anyone
    so happy about geting a cold.
[02:02] en
    Atsushi, Yumoto really is acting weird.
[02:05] atsu
    Yeah, he is.
[02:06] megawa
    Yumoto-kun, why not leave early?
[02:08] megawa
    Maybe you should just get some rest today.
[02:11] yumoto
    Yay! Leave early! Hooray!
[02:14] club
    Hey, Megawa.
[02:16] megawa
    Yes?
[02:17] megawa
    Well, I'll be going now. Take care!
[02:21] yumoto
    Bye-bye, Megawacchi!
[02:23] ryuu
    He seems like the really pleasant type.
[02:26] io
    I bet he's really popular.
[02:28] yumoto
    Bye-bye!
[02:31] megawa
    That's right. I have a very good,
    pleasant disposition.
[02:34] megawa
    I'm the #1 glasses boy first-year student
    that everyone wants as their manager.
[02:38] megawa
    In terms of cuteness, I'm easily a
    match for any glasses-girl character.
SIGN    Love is Glasses...
[04:21] en
    It seems like Yumoto-kun has a cold,
    so we brought him home.
[04:25] goro
    What? Yumoto has a cold?
[04:27] ryuu
    That's right.
[04:29] io
    He has a fever of 37°C.
[04:31] gora
    A fever?!
[04:33] gora
    Heat up a bath! A bath!
[04:35] en
    It's heated. This is a public bath, y'know.
[04:37] gora
    Ice! Go to the snowy mountains to pick up ice!
[04:40] atsu
    Isn't there ice in the freezer?
[04:41] ryuu
    Where did "snowy mountains"
    come from, anyway?
[04:45] gora
    That's right, onions!
[04:47] gora
    For a cold, you need onions!
[04:48] gora
    Cooked onions!
[04:50] io
    I don't get it.
[04:52] ryuu
    Why onions?
[04:53] yumoto
    Big bro Gora always says
    onions are good for a fever.
[04:58] en
    Really?
[05:00] atsu
    Is that a folk remedy or something?
[05:05] gora
    How's that, Yumoto?
[05:07] yumoto
    Stinks of onions.
[05:10] gora
    That's just fine.
[05:12] yumoto
    I think I'm getting sleepy.
[05:14] gora
    Sleep.
[05:15] yumoto
    Okay.
[05:17] atsu
    Kind of a strange sight, isn't it?
[05:20] en
    I get what you mean.
[05:22] gora
    My little brother has never once caught a cold.
[05:27] gora
    He must be overexerting himself somehow.
[05:30] atsu
    Well, he may have been a
    little busy with club activities.
[05:34] gora
    That doesn't explain such a high fever.
[05:37] ryuu
    No, it's a mild fever.
[05:38] io
    I think it's just an ordinary cold, myself.
[05:40] gora
    A cold is a gateway to all kinds of illnesses.
[05:43] gora
    For this to happen on my watch...
[05:46] en
    It's okay, big brother. The fever's low.
[05:50] atsu
    But I really am worried.
    For Yumoto to be stuck in bed...
[05:53] io
    They say fools don't catch colds, after all.
[05:55] ryuu
    He said it out loud!
[05:58] gora
    Yumoto, your big brother will save you!
[06:06] atsu
    That was some pretty
    amazing brotherly love, huh?
[06:09] en
    I guess the Yumoto doesn't fall far from the tree.
[06:11] wom
    Such a moving sight!
[06:14] wom
    The reason Yumoto-san so
    passionately dedicates himself to love
[06:17] wom
    is because of the deep love from his
    brother that envelops him every day!
[06:21] wom
    Oh, how I wish I could scout that
    brother for the Earth Defense Club!
[06:26] ryuu
    You're that impressed?
[06:27] io
    That's some show of emotion.
[06:30] wom
    I'm absolutely welling over with emotion!
[06:32] wom
    Although I am concerned
    about Yumoto-san's fever...
[06:37] ryuu
    Yo!
[06:38] io
    Good morning.
[06:40] en
    Hey.
[06:41] atsu
    Morning.
[06:42] yumoto
    Good day to you.
[06:46] yumoto
    Senpai. Good day to you.
[06:49] en
    "Good day to you"?
[06:50] ryuu
    What's with the glasses?
[06:52] yumoto
    Everything near me suddenly appeared too close.
[06:55] atsu
    Wait, you are Yumoto, right?
[06:56] yumoto
    Yes. I am Hakone Yumoto.
[06:59] yumoto
    Lovely weather today, isn't it?
[07:01] io
    By the way, has your fever gone down?
[07:04] yumoto
    I still have a fever,
[07:06] yumoto
    but my brother Gora brewed
    some medicinal herbs for me.
[07:09] yumoto
    I felt so pleasantly refreshed, I decided to come.
[07:12] atsu
    But if you still have a fever,
    you should rest, shouldn't you?
[07:16] ryuu
    Your brother must've been worried, too.
[07:18] yumoto
    I didn't tell him I was leaving,
    so he doesn't know.
[07:21] yumoto
    On such a pleasant day,
    I simply couldn't stay in bed.
[07:24] yumoto
    Well, excuse me!
[07:28] atsu
    Am I the only one who's bothered by that?
[07:30] en
    No, I think we're all bothered by that.
[07:33] io
    Yeah. Yumoto's character has changed, hasn't it?
[07:35] ryuu
    Do you think the fever knocked a screw loose?
[07:37] goro
    Yumoto, I cooked some more onion.
[07:42] gora
    Yumoto?
[07:47] yumoto
    Ah, the gentlemen of the
    Student Council. Good day to you.
[07:54] yumoto
    Has your morning meeting finished?
[07:56] ari
    Yes.
[07:58] yumoto
    I'm glad to hear it. You do such fine work.
[08:00] yumoto
    Pardon me.
[08:03] ari
    That was that first-year boy
    from the Defense Club, wasn't it?
[08:05] gero
    Yes. He's always been a rather strange boy.
[08:08] kusa
    Don't be led astray by fools.
[08:10] kusa
    Every minute spent thinking
    about them is wasted.
[08:12] gero
    That's true.
[08:13] ari
    Harsh.
[08:18] yumoto
    Oh, Megawacchi. Good day to you.
[08:22] yumoto
    Are you working hard at your
    morning practice as always?
[08:24] megawa
    Yeah.
[08:25] megawa
    Yumoto-kun, are you feeling better now?
[08:28] yumoto
    Yes. Thank you for yesterday.
[08:30] yumoto
    Well, I'll be going to the classroom now.
SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol)
[08:55] atsu
    What brought this on all of a sudden?
[08:57] yumoto
    I've been concerned about
    the mess for some time.
[09:00] en
    You have?
[09:02] wom
    Magnificent, Yumoto-san!
[09:04] wom
    Cleaning is love that goes by the name "service"!
[09:07] yumoto
    Yes!
[09:09] ryuu
    What happened to him?
[09:11] io
    I don't know.
[09:13] en
    But his character has
    completely changed, hasn't it?
[09:16] atsu
    Yeah.
[09:17] atsu
    Actually, remember what his brother said?
[09:19] atsu
    "A cold is a gateway to all kinds of illnesses."
[09:21] io
    What about it?
[09:23] atsu
    You don't think Yumoto is
    going though that, do you?
[09:29] atsu
    The first fever he's had since he
    was born has overloaded his brain?!
[09:33] ryuu
    That's not possible. It was only 37°C.
[09:36] en
    But it might not be out of the question.
[09:38] io
    Yes. Maybe this is exactly what his
    brother was afraid would happen.
[09:42] yumoto
    Now...
[09:43] yumoto
    Teacher, I'll clean you up nicely, too.
[09:46] en
    What will we do if he stays like this?
[09:49] ryuu
    Scary.
[09:51] atsu
    But I wonder if he even can
    go back to the old Yumoto.
[09:54] io
    I don't know...
[09:56] wom
    I think things are better this way.
[09:59] wom
    When all is said and done,
    he's overflowing with love!
[10:04] en
    What happened?
[10:05] yumoto
    I was cleaning up, and the bookcase fell apart.
[10:08] atsu
    Oh, this was in pretty bad shape.
[10:11] io
    But Mr. Tawarayama's been...
[10:14] ryuu
    Teacher, hang in there!
[10:15] ryuu
    Wait, he's dead already...
[10:16] en
    Hey, look.
[10:19] en
    I didn't know there was a door here.
[10:26] gero
    Why are we remodeling all of a sudden?
[10:29] ari
    Just a bit of feng shui.
[10:32] gero
    I didn't know you were concerned
    with such things, Arima-san.
[10:34] ari
    I suppose I am.
[10:35] kusa
    But...
[10:38] kusa
    I didn't know there was a door here.
[10:42] yumoto
    Okay! It's all clean!
[10:47] yumoto
    Well, I'm going to go take out the trash.
[10:58] yumoto
    Hello!
[10:59] man
    Huh? Who's that?
[11:02] yumoto
    Hello!
[11:05] man
    Who's that guy?
[11:07] man
    That's Hakone Yumoto, the first-year.
[11:09] man
    He seems like a really nice guy.
[11:11] man
    I wonder if we could get him to be our manager.
[11:17] yumoto
    It feels so good getting things clean.
[11:19] yumoto
    Now, then...
[11:21] all
    Hakone Yumoto-kun!
[11:23] man
    Yumoto-kun, would you
    like to become our manager?
[11:27] man
    Hold on! We saw him first!
[11:30] man
    No, we saw him first!
[11:32] man
    No, we did!
[11:34] yumoto
    I'm sorry.
[11:35] yumoto
    I'm grateful for your invitations,
    but I have the Defense Club.
[11:40] yumoto
    Please let me do my best where I am now.
[11:43] all
    So cute!
[11:46] crowd
    Yumoto-kun, join our club!
[11:48] crowd
    Please, Yumoto-kun!
[11:50] crowd
    You're welcome with us!
[11:52] yumoto
    I told you, I can't.
[11:55] man
    He's really popular.
[11:56] man
    Is he really that good a guy?
[11:58] man
    You think we could get him to be our manager?
[12:05] man
    Oh, I didn't mean that we don't need you...
[12:08] man
    Yeah. You do a great job, Megawa.
[12:11] megawa
    I-It's okay. You don't have to defend me.
[12:15] megawa
    It's my own fault for getting complacent,
[12:17] megawa
    thinking I was the only
    popular glasses character around.
[12:25] gero
    His heart appears to be muddied by
    panic, jealousy, and self-loathing.
[12:30] ari
    Yes. I like him.
[12:33] kusa
    Not bad.
[12:35] kusa
    What do you think, Lord Zundar?
[12:40] zun
    Fine, indeed.
[12:41] zun
    He shall be our next target!
[12:44] zun
    Go, Caerula Adamas!
[12:46] both
    Yes, Lord Zundar!
[12:53] megawa
    Yumoto-kun...
[12:54] megawa
    You rocketed to the position of first-year
    student most desired as a manager.
[12:59] megawa
    I envy you...
[13:00] megawa
    No, I loathe you...
[13:02] megawa
    That should be my position!
SIGN    Gero Akoya
    Born April 24th
    Blood Type B / Taurus
    Hobbies: Aromatherapy
    Likes: Beautiful things,
    macarons
[13:20] yumoto
    Senpai!
[13:22] atsu
    Yumoto. Where have you been?
[13:24] yumoto
    A whole lot of sports clubs have
    asked me to be their manager.
[13:27] yumoto
    But my love for the Defense Club hasn't changed.
[13:32] en
    Am I the only one who found
    Yumoto really cute just now?
[13:36] ryuu
    I thought so, too. Damn.
[13:38] atsu
    Well, I've always thought
    he was cute, as a kouhai.
[13:41] io
    Yes, but only as a kouhai.
[13:43] monster
    No!
[13:49] monster
    The position of #1 boy in terms of
    pleasant, cute, and manager material,
[13:53] monster
    or PCM for short, is mine!
[13:58] ryuu
    One of these, huh?
[13:59] atsu
    But were you aware of "PCM"?
[14:01] io
    No. And I don't understand what it means.
[14:04] en
    Yeah. I can't get excited about this.
[14:06] wom
    Don't be like that! Come on, everyone!
[14:09] wom
    Love Making into the Battle Lovers!
[14:11] en
    For heaven's sake...
[14:14] en
    Love Making.
[14:19] en
    You, who befoul our beloved Earth!
[14:22] ryuu
    No justice can come from loveless power!
[14:24] io
    Love is all!
[14:26] atsu
    Live for love! Die for love!
[14:29] atsu
    Wait, Scarlet's missing!
[14:33] wom
    He's still over there!
[14:35] monster
    Give back my position!
[14:37] monster
    PCM Beam!
[14:40] en
    Look out!
[14:43] ryuu
    What's wrong, Yumoto? Transform already!
[14:46] yumoto
    I can't "transform."
[14:49] en
    No, no, no...
[14:50] atsu
    You've done it plenty of times!
[14:52] io
    You even took the initiative.
[14:53] ryuu
    Yeah.
[14:54] yumoto
    But I'm scared! Senpai, save me!
[14:57] en
    What do we do about this?
[14:59] ryuu
    Crap. For a moment there, I actually
    thought about wanting to protect him!
[15:02] wom
    If it's come to this, we should
    force him to transform!
[15:06] yumoto
    Please don't!
[15:07] yumoto
    I don't want to transform! Senpai!
[15:09] monster
    Why are you ignoring me to flirt with him?!
[15:17] atsu
    Epinard Hurricane!
[15:27] en
    Guys!
[15:32] monster
    That's so mean. Coming at me all at once...
[15:35] monster
    I don't even want to fight!
[15:38] ---
    Huh?
[15:39] io
    He's the one who's overwhelmingly stronger.
[15:42] atsu
    Who the heck is this guy, anyway?
[15:44] monster
    Position-wise, I'm a character
    who should be protected!
[15:49] monster
    I'm not the one who
    should be on the front lines!
[15:51] monster
    And yet... And yet...!
[15:59] ryuu
    He's really strong!
[16:00] io
    His reason for fighting is so absurd
    that I can't predict his next move!
[16:04] atsu
    Normally, Scarlet would say "It's okay!"
    and change the tone of the fight, but...
[16:08] yumoto
    Help me!
[16:10] en
    Yeah, that.
[16:11] monster
    Normally, at a time like this,
    the others would come to save me!
[16:16] monster
    That's my position, and yet...
[16:21] all
    Megawa!
[16:24] megawa
    Senpai...
[16:26] man
    You okay, Megawa?
[16:27] megawa
    Senpai...
[16:28] man
    It's okay now!
[16:29] man
    We'll protect you!
[16:32] megawa
    Senpai...
[16:33] monster
    So why do I have to be the one fighting?!
[16:52] atsu
    He's so powerful...
[16:54] io
    We're going to lose at this rate!
[16:55] ryuu
    Damn.
[16:57] wom
    I'm begging you! Please, transform!
[17:00] yumoto
    I can't. I'm scared.
[17:03] wom
    But if this keeps up, your friends
    will be blown to smithereens!
[17:07] yumoto
    But...
[17:08] wom
    There's no choice. I'll use my ultimate weapon!
[17:11] wom
    If you transform and fight,
    you may cuddle me as much as you want!
[17:16] wom
    Come on! Cuddle me!
    Cuddle me to your heart's content!
[17:20] yumoto
    Stop that! It's indecent!
[17:23] monster
    Now, everyone. If you
    don't want me to beat you,
[17:26] monster
    you should protect me,
    dote on me, be kind to me!
[17:30] monster
    Come on. Come on. Come on!
[17:33] en
    Just because you say "come on"...
[17:35] monster
    If you don't, I'll beat all of you.
[17:37] monster
    It's gonna hurt! You'll be ripped to shreds!
[17:41] ryuu
    Damn.
[17:42] en
    Why...?
[17:45] monster
    If you don't want that,
    then love me and only me!
[17:48] monster
    Come on. Come on. Come on!
[17:57] wom
    This isn't good.
[17:58] wom
    We've never been in a situation this bad!
[18:01] monster
    Come on, dote on me!
[18:04] ryuu
    Damn... This is no joke!
[18:06] io
    We'll never give in!
[18:08] atsu
    That's right. We refuse!
[18:11] en
    Yeah, we refuse.
[18:13] en
    We've already got a cute kouhai to dote on.
[18:17] wom
    He means you!
[18:19] ryuu
    That's right. Our kouhai slot
    has already been filled.
[18:22] io
    He's all we need!
[18:24] atsu
    And we have no plans to be swayed by another!
[18:28] monster
    Then... Then... I'll beat you all!
[18:30] monster
    I really will... I really will beat you all!
[18:36] wom
    This... This is bad!
[18:37] wom
    They're all... They're all going to be beaten!
[18:46] yumoto
    I won't let it...
[18:48] yumoto
    I won't let it happen!
[18:50] yumoto
    Love Making!
[18:55] yumoto
    The Sparkling Prince!
[18:56] yumoto
    Battle Lover Scarlet!
[18:58] yumoto
    Take this, Glasses Monster!
[19:07] io
    Took you long enough.
[19:09] atsu
    We've been waiting.
[19:10] en
    Shall we do the usual, then?
[19:13] yumoto
    Sure!
[19:19] yumoto
    Let's go, Glasses Monster!
[19:20] yumoto
    Sparkle, Lumiere of Love!
[19:23] en
    Flash, Purifying Aqua!
[19:25] atsu
    Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
[19:28] io
    Roar, Raging Gaia!
[19:30] ryuu
    Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
[19:46] yumoto
    Love Attack!
[19:53] monster
    Is cuteness a sin?!
[20:02] yumoto
    You have a team who needs you, too.
[20:06] yumoto
    Do your best in the place where you belong.
[20:09] yumoto
    Love Shower!
[20:18] monster
    What is this warmth?
[20:21] monster
    I see... So this is love.
[20:30] yumoto
    Love is over!
[20:32] wom
    I'm so happy! You're back to your usual self!
[20:38] en
    Come to think of it, I haven't seen
    Tawarayama with you at all today.
[20:41] en
    Are you sure this is okay?
[20:43] ---
    Gulp!
[20:44] ryuu
    I bet he's completely decomposed.
[20:46] wom
    H-H-He'll be just fine, really.
[20:53] kino
    Did you get that?
[20:54] taz
    Perfect.
[20:57] kino
    Lord Hireashi should be very pleased by this.
[21:02] gora
    Yumoto!
[21:05] goro
    Yumoto!
[21:07] yumoto
    Big bro?
[21:08] gora
    You shouldn't be here. You still have a fever.
[21:11] yumoto
    Sorry I came to school without telling you.
[21:15] gora
    You had me worried.
[21:16] atsu
    Wait, shouldn't our highly
    advanced camouflage prevent him
[21:20] atsu
    from seeing our true identities?
[21:22] en
    Does his brother know who we are?
[21:24] atsu
    No way.
[21:25] ryuu
    Then how'd he know that was his brother?
[21:28] io
    Through the power of brotherly love, I guess?
[21:35] gero
    We lost again...
[21:37] ari
    And there's another strange one among them.
[21:42] kusa
    That man... Exactly who is he?
[21:46] hire
    Well, Kinosaki-chan?
[21:48] hire
    Did you get a good shot?
[21:50] hire
    Did you really?
[21:53] hire
    Wow, we've been stuck in a rut all this time,
[21:56] hire
    but this time it's perfect?
[21:59] hire
    Can I really trust you?
[22:01] hire
    Then once you get some good numbers,
[22:03] hire
    we'll be eating sushi in Ginza,
    if you know what I mean.
[23:40] zun
    At last, our plan is entering the final phase!
[23:44] zun
    Commander Hireashi, leave this to me.
[23:46] zun
    I swear I shall bring results
    that meet your expectations!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    The Trial Called Love
[23:50] zun
    Next time: The Trial Called Love.
[23:52] zun
    Zundar!