4 - It's A Wonderful HAPPY

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[00:00] yone
    --
[00:00] sign
    --
[00:00] sign
    --
SIGN    It's A Wonderful HAPPY
[01:40] ban
    There is! There is, I tell you, there is!
[01:42] dogo
    There is not! I'm telling you, there's not!
[01:45] dogo
    There is!
[01:45] dogo
    There's not!
[01:46] waku
    Looks like another fun
    little pointless argument.
[01:46] dogo
    There is!
[01:47] dogo
    There's not!
[01:47] ---
    There is!
[01:48] dogo
    Not, not, not, not, not!
[01:50] dogo
    Is, is, is, is, is!
[01:50] kiri
    That's close friends for you.
[01:52] ban
    I'm telling you... there is, absolutely!
[01:56] dogo
    I'm telling you, there's not, no question!
[01:58] karl
    Oh? This atmosphere is less than happy...
[02:01] waku
    It's just a difference of opinion,
[02:03] waku
    over an utterly trivial subject.
[02:05] kiri
    The short version is, they're arguing about
    whether there's buried treasure or not.
[02:09] karl
    Why would you dig up gold?
[02:10] karl
    Just make some with magic!
[02:12] kiri
    Come on...
[02:14] ban
    Kirishima-senpai, are you
    in the "treasure" camp?
[02:17] dogo
    You're in the "no treasure" camp, right?
[02:18] kiri
    I don't really...
[02:19] ban
    You're in the "treasure" camp, right?
[02:20] dogo
    The "no treasure" camp, right?
[02:21] waku
    I suspect he's more in the "doesn't care" camp.
[02:24] kiri
    That's it! That's just how I feel!
[02:26] shu
    But if there was buried treasure,
    what would happen to it?
[02:30] kiri
    He's awake.
[02:31] waku
    Were you listening in your sleep?
[02:33] shu
    I heard it from deep in my stupor, I guess.
[02:35] shu
    It resonated somewhere
    inside of me, I guess...
[02:39] shu
    But what would happen if
    you found buried treasure?
[02:42] kiri
    Would it be treated as lost property?
[02:44] waku
    Wouldn't it belong to the state?
[02:47] waku
    Or to whoever owns the local land...
[02:50] shu
    Though, if we're dividing
    into "cool" and "ugh" camps,
[02:52] shu
    I'm in the "it would be
    cool if it existed" camp.
[02:55] ban
    Exactly! That's precisely my point!
[02:58] ban
    It's about whether it's cool or not!
[03:00] ban
    There's a non-zero percent
    chance that it exists.
[03:03] ban
    That's where the sense of adventure comes in!
[03:05] ban
    And that's what makes it cool!
[03:08] dogo
    The likelihood is still
    pretty much zero, though.
[03:11] dogo
    I think they're just digging
    because it means big ratings!
[03:14] man
    And you've just dug your
    own grave there, Ichiro.
[03:17] man
    The fact it gets ratings
[03:19] man
    is proof that a lot of people
    have the same sense of adventure that I do!
[03:22] dogo
    That's unrelated to the point of whether the
    buried treasure actually exists or not!
[03:26] dogo
    You're moving the goalposts!
[03:28] dogo
    The question is if it exists or not!
[03:29] dogo
    And it absolutely does not exist!
[03:32] ban
    No, it does exist!
[03:33] ban
    Does not!
[03:34] shu
    Aren't their arguments fun?
[03:34] ban
    Does too!
[03:36] bei
    It's not fun at all!
[03:38] bei
    A-As far as I'm concerned,
    there's no buried treasure!
[03:41] bei
    And that's my only word on the matter!
[03:45] shu
    He ran out, covered in soap suds...
[03:47] waku
    I guess he didn't like the
    talk about buried treasure.
[03:51] dogo
    Hey, isn't that the transfer student...
SIGN    Yonekura Kingo
[03:59] (Flashback) sign
    Hello.
[04:00] (Flashback) sign
    My name is Yonekura Kingo.
[04:02] sign
    Yonekura Kingo!
[04:04] (Flashback) sign
    Not "Maizo Kingo"!
[04:10] [SONG] sign
    Buried Treasure (maizo kin), Go!
[04:13] shu
    Oh, it's started already. Buried Treasure Go.
[04:16] ban
    That's right. Today's a
    two hour special, right?
[04:19] shu
    Was it?
[04:22] ban
    Yonekura...
[04:23] yone
    I came to the public bath to avoid that
    aggravating thing on the TV, and yet...
SIGN    Mysterious Staircase
    Discovered
[04:29] yone
    I guess I can't escape the
    curse of the buried treasure!
[04:34] kiri
    Buried treasure curse, huh?
    That sounds pretty bad.
[04:38] kiri
    Did one of your ancestors
    bury treasure somewhere?
[04:40] yone
    It's nothing so serious.
[04:42] dogo
    Then... do you get teased
    about your name a lot?
[04:45] dogo
    Like, "Hey, Maizo Kin-go!"
[04:49] yone
    It's nothing so shallow, either.
[04:53] yone
    What I can't stand is... my father...
[04:56] yone
    He gave me this name because of
    his sense of dreams and adventure.
[05:00] kiri
    What?
[05:02] yone
    My father...
[05:04] yone
    He's a freelance director who pursues UMA,
    buried treasure, and other mysterious things.
SIGN    Mt. Binan
[05:09] sign
    We even moved here in his
    search for buried treasure.
[05:12] (Flashback) dad
    Kingo, I think we'll get to live
    in the next city for a long time.
[05:17] (Flashback) dad
    I've got a good feeling about it.
[05:19] (Flashback) dad
    This time, we're hitting the jackpot!
[05:21] (Flashback) yone
    Dad!
[05:28] yone
    He's just single-mindedly chasing his dream.
[05:31] shu
    So he came here to dig up treasure?
[05:33] yone
    Yes.
[05:34] yone
    The dig shoots last six months at least,
[05:37] yone
    and a year or two at most.
[05:39] yone
    Because of that, I've had to
    change schools eight times.
[05:43] dogo
    No way!
[05:44] man
    Your father can't just leave
    you at home when he travels?
[05:47] yone
    It's just me and him, so...
[05:49] yone
    I hear that, long ago, my mother encouraged
    his dreams and adventures, but...
[05:53] yone
    It seems that from the time he named
    me Kingo, her heart began to break.
[05:59] yone
    The day I was born, my father
    was off digging up treasure.
[06:04] yone
    He wasn't there the day I started crawling.
[06:07] yone
    Naturally, he was AWOL when
    I took my first steps.
[06:11] yone
    Even the day I got pneumonia and almost died,
[06:14] [SONG] dad
    Buried treasure! Hit the motherload!
[06:15] yone
    he was digging for treasure in some hole
    where he couldn't get a phone signal!
[06:20] yone
    As a result, my first words were...
[06:23] (Flashback) kid
    Buried treasure! Hit the motherload!
[06:29] yone
    That seems to have been her breaking point.
[06:32] yone
    That's when my mother left.
[06:34] man
    I'm sorry. I really
    shouldn't have asked...
[06:38] yone
    It's okay.
[06:40] yone
    I'm just so glad you heard me out.
[06:43] yone
    I thought it would be too hard to understand,
[06:44] yone
    so I've never told anyone before.
[06:47] dogo
    I guess it would be hard to explain.
[06:50] waku
    But your story is completely understandable.
[06:53] waku
    I mean, it just makes sense.
[06:55] kiri
    It must be pretty rough
    going for you, Yonekura-kun.
[06:58] yone
    Lately, it's gone beyond rough.
[07:01] yone
    It's more like something's
    boiling up inside me...
[07:06] yone
    I'm very sorry for my outburst earlier!
[07:13] karl
    Happy! Happy!
[07:17] stu
    Hey, I hear the buried treasure
    shoot has started up on Mt. Binan.
[07:22] stu
    What a laugh! There's no treasure up there.
[07:24] stu
    You think those TV people really
    believe the crap they peddle?
[07:27] stu
    They know it's all bull, but they go along
    with the dig because it's their job, right?
[07:32] yone
    That's not true!
[07:34] yone
    Some people dig because they
    really believe it exists!
[07:36] sut
    Are you kidding?
[07:37] sut
    That's pretty cringe-worthy...
[07:39] yone
    That's true.
[07:40] yone
    It is indeed cringe-worthy.
[07:42] ---
    That's why I say with confidence:
    Buried treasure does not exist!
[07:48] ---
    But the worst part of it all...
[07:52] ---
    ...is you people who talk about it and watch
    it on TV, without any sense of responsibility!
[07:58] stu
    What's with you, Yonekura?
[08:00] stu
    Since when does watching TV
    require a sense of responsibility?
[08:03] stu
    C'mon, let's go.
[08:09] yone
    Wh-What do you people want?
[08:11] fura
    Your resentment is genuine.
[08:14] masa
    Yeah, I agree!
[08:16] una
    I can tell. It's natural
    that you'd be resentful.
[08:19] ata
    It's irresponsible to watch
    TV just because it amuses you.
[08:22] ata
    Would you like to correct that?
[08:26] yone
    Y-Yes, I would.
[08:32] yone
    Die Verwandlung!
[08:35] yone
    That which is unbreakable is truly strong!
[08:38] yone
    Ritter Diamant!
[08:41] yone
    Affection and comfort!
[08:43] yone
    Ritter Rosenquarz!
[08:47] yone
    Noble and virtuous!
[08:48] yone
    Ritter Amethyst!
[08:52] yone
    We are the Furanui Knights...
[08:54] yone
    Edelstein!
[08:57] yone
    Druck!
[08:58] yone
    Mich!
[08:59] yone
    Hart!
[09:01] yone
    An!
SIGN    Manza Taishi Born September 30th Blood Type: A Libra Hobbies: Reading Likes: Reciting trivia, blueberries
SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol)
[09:18] kiri
    I hear the Mt. Binan buried
    treasure shoot is starting today.
[09:23] ban
    He reacts to buried treasure, at least.
[09:25] dogo
    Even though it totally doesn't exist.
[09:28] waku
    That reminds me.
[09:29] waku
    We buried a time capsule on Mt. Binan when
    we were in elementary school, didn't we?
[09:33] kiri
    Yeah, we did that in my year, too!
[09:36] waku
    I've completely forgotten what
    I put in it now, of course...
[09:42] ban
    What's wrong, Ichiro?
[09:43] dogo
    N-Nothing...
[09:45] dogo
    I-It's obvious there's no
    buried treasure up there...
[09:48] dogo
    B-But why don't we go to watch the shoot?
[09:51] ban
    I knew you'd be interested.
[09:53] dogo
    Shut up, Taishi.
[09:55] shu
    Let's go. I kind of want to see it.
[09:58] kiri
    Kyotaro?
[09:59] kiri
    Isn't this usually his afternoon nap-time?
[10:03] waku
    Let's all go and see, then.
[10:05] karl
    Sounds great!
[10:07] karl
    We'll have a better chance of making someone
    happy there than by hanging around in here!
[10:11] dogo
    Um... Nanao-senpai, you're going too?
[10:14] waku
    Do you have a problem with that?
[10:15] dogo
    No, no! Not at all...
[10:22] cam
    We are rolling!
[10:23] so
    Sound okay.
[10:25] ad
    Three... two...
[10:28] kin
    Buried treasure! Hit the motherload!
[10:31] kin
    Buried treasure! Hit the motherload!
[10:34] rep
    So, it's begun.
[10:36] rep
    The director is taking the
    pickax in his own hand
[10:38] rep
    in pursuit of the dream of buried treasure!
[10:41] kiri
    Kyotaro?
[10:44] shu
    Hey.
[10:45] shu
    Give it to me straight.
     Is there really buried treasure here?
[10:49] pro
    Oh, well... you know I
    can't say that there isn't.
[10:52] pro
    I have our ratings to worry about, after all!
[10:56] shu
    Does that mean...?
[10:57] dogo
    He's basically saying there isn't.
[10:59] ban
    No, a miracle could still happen!
[11:02] ban
    Miracles are miracles because
    they do sometimes happen!
[11:05] waku
    But that Yonekura Kingo kid is the
    one jerked around by the "miracle."
[11:12] kiri
    When you put it that way, it is pretty sad...
[11:15] pro
    Oh, I know!
[11:16] pro
    We're a little bit short-handed.
[11:19] pro
    Could I ask you to turn your youthful
    passion towards digging up treasure?
[11:24] dogo
    No. I don't have any youthful passion.
[11:27] dogo
    I'm also in the "no treasure" camp.
[11:30] shu
    Let's try it.
[11:30] dogo
    Seriously, Kyotaro-senpai?!
[11:32] shu
    I mean, the digging itself
    sounds like a pain in the neck,
[11:35] shu
    but if we do find something
     I could sleep the rest of my life away.
[11:39] kiri
    Now that's a shock! To see Kyotaro
    getting fired up over something...
[11:42] ban
    I'm starting to want to dig it up so I
    can prove that buried treasure exists!
[11:47] dogo
    Are you serious?
[11:49] dogo
    This is going in a very bad direction...
[11:51] dogo
    If anyone finds it...
[11:54] shu
    What's wrong, Chiro?
[11:55] dogo
    Oh, nothing...
[11:56] dogo
    I'll dig, too!
[12:06] shiro
    I'm shocked to see them
    performing physical labor.
[12:10] ata
    They have nothing better to do.
[12:12] una
    But it means my company doesn't have
    to hire more people, so that's good.
[12:16] fura
    And I'm certain he will appear.
[12:19] una
    Yes.
[12:26] kiri
    It says "Unazuki Construction."
[12:28] pro
    That's our sponsor this go-round.
[12:31] ban
    Hey, Ichiro.
[12:32] ban
    What are you so worked up about?
[12:34] dogo
    What does it matter to you?!
[12:36] waku
    You didn't put something in the time
    capsule you don't want anyone to see, did you?
[12:41] dogo
    C-Certainly not!
[12:44] shu
    I found a time capsule from
    Tai-Tai and Chiro's class year.
[12:46] kiri
    Really? Sounds fun! Open it!
[12:49] dogo
    Hey, you can't do that!
[12:51] dogo
    We're supposed to open it with the
    graduation committee when we turn twenty!
[12:55] shu
    No big deal. We'll just bury it again after.
[12:57] kiri
    Yeah, yeah!
[12:58] ban
    I don't really care, myself.
[13:00] dogo
    Hey, Taishi!
[13:02] waku
    If he wants it to stay closed so bad,
     we absolutely have to open it.
[13:06] kiri
    There it is! Wakura-senpai's super-sadism!
[13:09] shu
    Then...
[13:11] shu
    "My dream for the future. Dogo Ichiro."
[13:17] kiri
    Let's see...
[13:18] kiri
    "In elementary school, I always
    played the 'cheerful idiot'..."
[13:23] ban
    "I was planning to act more self-conscious
    in middle school, but..."
[13:28] ban
    "Just recently, I met this amazing
    person two grades above me..."
[13:33] ban
    "He told me, 'Never stop being as
    straightforward and cheerful as you are.'"
[13:38] ban
    "I'll never forget the fervor
    in his gaze in that moment."
[13:43] ban
    "That person's name was...
[13:45] ban
    Nanao-senpai."
[13:47] ban
    "Senpai, please keep your eyes on me forever."
[13:52] ban
    For real, Ichiro?
[13:54] ban
    Wakura-senpai, you did a cruel thing.
[13:56] waku
    I forgot. Sorry.
[13:59] dogo
    No... I'm glad you forgot.
[14:03] ban
    Yeah, I wouldn't want anyone
    to see this, either.
[14:04] ban
    That's why I wanted to dig
    it up and erase it forever!
[14:08] ban
    But now we've seen it.
[14:11] shu
    Hey.
[14:12] shu
    I found one from Wakura-senpai's
    grade, too.
[14:15] kiri
    Hey, let's have a look!
[14:18] kiri
    Wakura-senpai, did you
    write letters to everyone?
[14:21] kiri
    Very conscientious...
[14:23] kiri
    "Aizawa-kun, I hope your
    bed-wetting habit clears up."
[14:27] kiri
    "As promised, I never told anyone about it."
[14:31] kiri
    You wrote it down for posterity?!
[14:34] waku
    I remember now!
[14:35] waku
    I wrote down everyone's darkest secrets.
[14:38] waku
    I figured by the time we're twenty,
     the statute of limitations would be up.
[14:41] kiri
    He's been a super-sadist since he was a kid.
[14:44] ban
    What other kinds of things did he write?
[14:46] kiri
    Let's see...
[14:48] kiri
    "Ito-kun, remember how you wore
    that yellow-stained gym uniform?"
[14:52] kiri
    "At least the smell of your
    sweat was very invigorating..."
[14:56] kiri
    Hey, that won't make him feel any better!
[14:58] dogo
    But it really is cool the way
    you say that stuff straight!
[15:03] ban
    Hey. What are you trying to
    slip into the conversation?
[15:06] dogo
    No, it's not like that!
[15:08] dogo
    It's not like that at all!
[15:11] dogo
    It's not like that at all, not at all!
[15:13] dogo
    Wait, what am I saying?
[15:17] kyo
    This is getting kind of fun.
[15:22] kin
    I've found something!
[15:25] kin
    Look! It's a boot caked with blood and sweat!
[15:28] kin
    This is proof that someone dug up gold here!
[15:31] kin
    In other words, there's gold buried here!
[15:35] kin
    Okay, buried treasure! Hit the motherload!
[15:38] kin
    Buried treasure! Hit the motherload!
[15:40] kin
    Buried trea—
[15:40] mon
    That's enough!
[15:46] rep
    What's this? We didn't find buried treasure!
     We found a monster instead!
[15:50] mon
    There is no buried treasure here!
[15:52] pro
    Did you plan this twist?
[15:54] dad
    N-No...
[15:55] pro
    Ah well, it seems amusing.
[15:58] mon
    Don't enjoy things in such a lukewarm way!
[16:01] mon
    It's the existence of people like you
[16:03] mon
    that keeps brainless and irrelevant
    shows like this in existence!
[16:06] mon
    You make too much brainless TV,
    watched by too many brainless people!
[16:10] kiri
    Isn't TV something you're supposed
    to turn your brain off for?
[16:13] mon
    That's enough!
[16:15] mon
    No one understands my feelings!
[16:18] mon
    The feelings of a person
    named "Buried Treasure, Go!"
[16:22] shu
    Is that you, Yonekura-kun?
[16:24] dad
    Kingo! Are you Kingo?
[16:27] mon
    That's right! And I'm not
    going to take it anymore!
[16:32] karl
    He's currently suffering in
    the depths of resentment!
[16:36] karl
    We need to make him happy!
[16:39] karl
    Again?
[16:40] karl
    As Prince of Honyala Land, I order you!
[16:43] karl
    Become Karl's Knights Happy
    Kiss and save the people!
[16:54] karl
    Now, make your pledge with a kiss.
[17:05] karl
    Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss!
[17:16] karl
    Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss!
[17:25] karl
    Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss!
[17:33] karl
    Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss!
[17:42] karl
    Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss!
[17:47] karl
    Like the flowers that
    bloom across the world...
[17:49] karl
    Like the stars that shine in the night sky...
[17:52] karl
    Like the moon that illuminates
    everything below...
[17:54] karl
    Like the snow that gently
    embraces the land...
[17:57] karl
    Let's bring happiness to the universe!
[17:59] karl
    We are the magic knights who bring happiness!
[18:03] karl
    Karls Knights Happy Kiss!
[18:10] shu
    Kingo-kun, I don't think you
    really hate your father.
[18:17] shu
    It's seeing him give everything he has
    on a dream that might never come true
[18:21] shu
    that bothers you, right?
[18:23] shu
    It's hard to watch
    him working too hard, isn't it?
[18:27] mon
    Now that you mention it...
[18:29] mon
    Once, he used the money he
    made on a treasure-digging job
[18:33] mon
    to buy me a toy.
[18:37] mon
    There was dirt on the bill...
[18:40] kiri
    I feel like I've seen this
    story somewhere before...
[18:43] mon
    My father always worked, covered in mud,
     without ever complaining...
[18:48] mon
    He's working so hard,
    but it never leads to anything.
[18:51] mon
    I just watch him get more and more
    covered in mud! That's what's so hard!
[18:55] kin
    Kingo...
[18:58] karl
    Then we'd better make him happy!
[19:01] karl
    You, too!
[19:03] fura
    I won't let it happen!
[19:05] fura
    Rage, monster!
[19:13] mon
    Buried treasure! Hit the motherload!
[19:18] mon
    Hit the motherload!
[19:20] mon
    Hit the motherload!
[19:27] kiri
    I think he's being manipulated!
[19:29] shu
    What should we do?
[19:31] karl
    Make him happy!
[19:33] karl
    Go on, my knights of happiness!
[19:37] karl
    This time, lift his unhappiness
    and make him happy!
[19:43] kiri
    Hey, Kyotaro, hurry up.
[19:45] shu
    If it will end this sooner...
[19:47] karl
    Use your powers combined to make him happy!
[19:51] karl
    Are you happy?
[19:52] karl
    Yes!
[19:52] karl
    Are you happy?
[19:54] karl
    Yes!
[19:54] karl
    Are you happy?
[19:55] karl
    Yes!
[19:56] karl
    Are you happy?
[19:57] karl
    Yes!
[19:57] karl
    Are you happy?
[19:58] karl
    Yes!
[19:59] karl
    Let's happy hour!
[20:02] karl
    Happy and Set!
[20:16] karl
    Return to happiness!
[20:18] karl
    Happy and Turn!
[20:30] mon
    Feels like heaven!
[20:37] mon
    Happy End!
[20:38] mon
    Happy Powder!
[20:43] dad
    Kingo!
[20:49] shu
    He didn't find buried treasure,
    but he did find a hot spring.
[20:53] pro
    Well done, Yonekura-kun!
[20:55] pro
    This will be a huge success for our show!
[20:57] dad
    I'm so lucky!
[21:08] kiri
    I hear the town's going to work together
[21:10] kiri
    to build a big bath facility
    around that hot spring.
[21:14] wak
    And the Yonekura family is
    getting the credit for it.
[21:21] dad
    Kingo. Today, you woke me up.
[21:25] dad
    Thanks to you,
[21:26] dad
    I'm going to live with my feet
    planted firmly on the ground.
[21:30] dad
    Here, on the same ground where you stand.
[21:32] kin
    What about the buried treasure?
[21:34] dad
    Forget it.
[21:35] dad
    You've given me a new dream.
[21:37] dad
    Thank you, Kingo.
[21:43] waku
    That reminds me, Kyotaro-kun...
[21:45] waku
    What was it that you hid in your pocket?
[21:47] shu
    Oh. You saw that?
[21:54] dogo
    You guys were really close, huh?
[21:56] dogo
    I feel like we were.
[21:58] ---
    That's right.
[21:59] ban
    But why is your relationship so strained now?
[22:03] ban
    Is it?
[22:05] kiri
    Why not send a copy to Ata,
    to remind him of the old days?
[22:08] shu
    Good idea.
SIGN    This was in the time capsule
SIGN    Next Episode
SIGN    HAPPY and Beautiful
SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "HAPPY and Beautiful"!
SIGN    Shirahone Masa holds his Maasa Sweets Festival.
SIGN    What's he really after? And what's his connection to Ichiro?