8 - HAPPY Endless Summer

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[00:09] shu
    Such a lazy day.
[00:13] kiri
    Shouldn't we be doing more than this?
[00:16] kiri
    It's summer vacation, but we're hanging
    out at the Kurotama Bath like usual...
[00:20] shu
    What's the problem?
[00:24] karl
    Hey! What are you guys doing,
     lazing around here?
[00:28] karl
    A brilliant Earth institution known
    as summer vacation is transpiring!
[00:31] karl
    We need to enjoy it, happy-style!
[00:33] shu
    Here comes Mr. Enthusiasm.
[00:35] waku
    It's hot enough in here already.
[00:37] kiri
    Huh? He seems different than usual...
[00:41] karu
    Dye your hair, pierce your ears,
    ride off on a stolen bike!
[00:47] karu
    I hear that's what Japanese
    summer vacation is all about!
[00:49] kiri
    No, I think you've been misinformed.
[00:52] karu
    What did you say?!
[00:55] dogo
    You're like a nerd trying to change
    his image over summer break.
[00:57] ban
    Summer break image changes
[00:59] ban
    are a phenomenon related to increased
    serotonin production in the brain,
[01:01] ban
    which is caused by the
    longer periods of sunlight.
[01:06] ban
    Serotonin regulates the balance
    between dopamine and adrenaline,
[01:12] ban
    so it fills one with an increased desire
     to stand out and attract the opposite sex.
[01:19] karl
    Just what does a proper Japanese
    summer vacation consist of, then?!
[01:24] shu
    Good question.
[01:26] shu
    I'd say...
[01:29] dogo
    We are aliens!
[01:31] shu
    For instance.
[01:34] man
    Who put mosquito incense here?!
[01:37] shu
    For instance.
[01:40] kiri
    I thought it was barley tea,
    but it's dipping broth!
[01:43] shu
    For instance.
[01:45] karu
    That's a proper Japanese summer vacation?!
[01:47] karu
    That's not at all what I learned
    in my tributary rule classes!
[01:52] kiri
    What did you learn?
[01:53] karl
    You sleep in late every day,
[01:55] karl
    play three baseball games a day,
[01:59] karl
    and on the last day of summer vacation
[02:01] karl
    you cry and get your family
    to help you with your homework!
[02:03] karl
    Right?
[02:04] waku
    So your textbook was a certain
    long-running anime, was it?
[02:08] shu
    It seems accurate... yet inaccurate.
[02:14] karl
    Anyway, we mustn't waste a single day!
[02:17] karl
    We need to hurry up and have a proper
    summer vacation. Let's be happy together!
SIGN    HAPPY Endless Summer
[03:58] sign
    Question 1
    Defense Club
    What is a proper summer vacation?
[04:01] karl
    Anyone with an opinion?
[04:02] dogo
    Me, me, me, me!
[04:04] dogo
    Beach! Fireworks! Camping!
[04:06] waku
    Summer's not complete without
    watermelon smashing.
[04:09] dogo
    Great idea!
[04:10] dogo
    And what about nagashi-somen?
[04:15] man
    Shaved ice, too.
[04:18] kiri
    Chilled ramen is summery, too!
[04:20] [SONG] sign
    Chilled Ramen Shaved Ice Nagashi-Somen
    Watermelon Smashing Camping
     Fireworks Beach
[04:24] karl
    It's all so summery
    and bursting with happiness!
[04:28] kiri
    Let's decide what to do with a show of hands.
[04:32] all
    I'm in!
[04:33] kiri
    Okay, first. Who wants to go to the beach?
[04:35] dogo
    Me, me, me!
[04:38] shu
    Going to the beach in this season is suicide.
[04:42] shu
    The seas will be swarming with jellyfish.
[04:44] wak
    Well, I wouldn't want
    to be swarmed...
[04:47] dogo
    What happens if a jellyfish stings you?
[04:49] man
    Some say it increases your chances
    of developing a natto allergy.
[04:53] dogo
    I won't be able to eat natto?! I'm out!
SIGN    Beach
[04:58] kiri
    The beach is out.
[04:59] kiri
    Next, who wants to go see fireworks?
[05:02] kiri
    Me, me!
[05:05] shu
    Those events are so crowded.
[05:07] shu
    They pack you in like sardines.
[05:10] wak
    Well, I wouldn't want
    to be packed...
[05:11] dogo
    Packed in like sardines?
    You couldn't go home if you wanted to!
[05:14] man
    To advance would be hell.
    To retreat would be hell.
SIGN    Fireworks
[05:19] kiri
    Fireworks are out, too?
[05:23] kiri
    Next, who wants to go camping?
[05:25] all
    Me!
[05:31] shu
    Isn't camping just living out of a tent?
[05:34] kiri
    Fine, I guess they're all out!
[05:37] [SONG] sign
    All!!
[05:39] karl
    We ended up not picking anything.
[05:42] shu
    No need to rush.
[05:43] shu
    We have a lot of time left.
[05:44] kiri
    There's only one day left!
[05:49] karl
    When am I gonna get to enjoy
     a proper Japanese summer vacation?!
SIGN    Radio Calisthenics
SIGN    How to Rule a Tributary
[05:59] karl
    It says radio calisthenics are a
    classic summer vacation activity!
[06:03] karl
    Let's do it together and happy up!
[06:07] shu
    Can't.
[06:08] shu
    Radio calisthenics have
    to be done in the morning.
[06:11] kiri
    But he's not against the act itself...
[06:13] karl
    But it's our chance to enjoy
    a proper summer vacation!
[06:16] man
    Oh?
SIGN    Participation
     Card
[06:25] dogo
    He's camping!
[06:26] kiri
    I think he's just living out of a tent.
[06:28] waku
    Isn't that Rashio Taison
    from the class next to ours?
SIGN    Rashio Taison
[06:34] kiri
    What? That guy's in high school?
[06:36] waku
    I heard he's failed to graduate
    almost ten times.
[06:40] dogo
    Does that mean... uh,
    how old would he be now?
[06:44] shu
    What's he doing?
[06:45] dogo
    Camping?
[06:47] dogo
    No... living out of a tent?
[06:51] kiri
    What exactly is the difference between
    camping and living out of a tent?
[06:55] waku
    I feel like a certain
    spirit of fun is required.
[06:59] man
    Yeah, the primary qualifier would be
    whether or not you chose to be there.
[07:03] man
    When you do it of your own
    free will, you're camping.
[07:04] man
    When you're forced into it,
    you're living out of a tent.
[07:07] shu
    Even though everything else
    is basically the same.
[07:12] dogo
    Excuse me!
[07:14] dogo
    What are you doing?
[07:17] man
    He talked to him.
[07:19] ra
    Isn't it obvious? I'm waiting
    for radio calisthenics.
[07:23] kiri
    Why?
[07:25] ra
    I don't want to be late
    to tomorrow's radio calisthenics,
[07:29] ra
    so I'm staying the night
    here instead of going home.
SIGN    Participation Card
[07:37] shi
    I've been nurturing my passion for radio
    calisthenics ever since I was in elementary school.
[07:42] shi
    I've participated every morning,
    without fail, and gotten every single stamp.
[07:47] shi
    Yet on the 31st, every year,
    I always fail to participate!
SIGN    Saturday
[07:54] ra
    My alarm clock malfunctions...
[08:05] ra
    I get trapped by unforeseen circumstances...
[08:08] ra
    Then, last year, I ran into the most
    ridiculous obstacle imaginable!
[08:13] ra
    It's become a curse!
[08:20] ra
    I can't graduate until I
    get the stamp for the 31st!
[08:25] kiri
    Is that why you haven't graduated?
[08:27] ra
    This year, at last, I will break the curse!
[08:30] ra
    Until I get that stamp,
[08:32] ra
    my summer vacation will never end!
[08:36] karl
    Everyone has their own form
    of summer vacation, I guess.
[08:46] una
    A tropical island isn't a bad
    way to spend summer vacation.
[08:50] ibu
    Indeed.
[08:51] shira
    Aww. I guess summer vacation is over.
[08:55] fura
    Sniff, sniff, sniff.
[08:56] fura
    I smell the odor of unhappiness.
[09:06] [SONG] sign
    Canceled today (31st)
    due to rain
[09:12] ra
    Why...
[09:15] sign
    Why must you get in my way?
SIGN    Shirahone Martha Born November 3rd Blood Type: AB Scorpio Hobbies: Making sweets Likes: Carbohydrates, handing out handmade sweets
[09:28] news
    And now for the weather.
[09:30] news
    We'll be seeing heavy rains
    in the Binan City area.
[09:40] ibu
    Is that...
[09:41] fura
    He's about to explode from
    resentment and anger.
[09:45] fura
    It's time for us to spread fear.
[09:51] ra
    Until I complete radio calisthenics properly,
    my summer vacation will never end!
[09:55] ra
    You can't call it off because of rain!
[09:59] ibu
    Your feelings are entirely reasonable.
[10:01] ibu
    Just because it's summer vacation
[10:03] ibu
    doesn't mean students shouldn't have
    structure in their daily lives.
[10:07] ibu
    Your daily radio calisthenics
    participation is a symbol of that,
[10:11] ibu
    but society continually gets in your way.
[10:15] ibu
    This is unacceptable.
[10:17] ra
    Aren't you guys... the student council...
[10:20] ibu
    In this fallen world,
[10:22] ibu
    don't you want to teach people
    the value of proper structure?
[10:32] ibu
    Die Verwandlung!
[10:36] ibu
    That which is unbreakable is truly strong!
[10:38] ibu
    Ritter Diamant!
[10:42] ibu
    Affection and comfort...
[10:43] ibu
    Ritter Rosenquarz!
[10:47] ibu
    Noble and virtuous!
[10:48] ibu
    Ritter Amethyst!
[10:52] ibu
    We are the Furanui Knights...
[10:54] ibu
    Edelstein!
[10:57] ibu
    Druck!
[10:58] ibu
    Mich!
[10:59] ibu
    Hart!
[11:02] ibu
    An!
[11:11] mon
    One, two, three, four! Two, two, three, four!
[11:17] karl
    Oh no, oh no!
[11:19] karl
    I got caught up in the routine
    and let the day slip by!
[11:23] karl
    It's the 31st already!
[11:25] karl
    It's the last day of summer vacation!
[11:27] karl
    Are you just going to let it
    end without doing anything?!
[11:30] waku
    What do you want?
[11:31] waku
    It's pouring outside.
[11:32] waku
    We can't go anywhere.
[11:34] waku
    I'm getting a chill. I'm going back in.
[11:36] karl
    We've had enough of the bath!
[11:39] karl
    We need to have a proper Japanese summer!
[11:41] shu
    But... we can't, not in this weather.
[11:48] shu
    Well, in that case...
[11:50] karl
    Do we have a deal?
[11:52] shu
    I guess.
[11:53] kiri
    What do you mean, a deal.
[11:56] shu
    It means we're about to have a proper
    Japanese summer vacation together.
[12:00] kiri
    What? But you were so against it! Why?
[12:07] karl
    Someone's unhappy!
[12:13] mon
    One, two, three, four!
[12:15] mon
    Two, two, three, four!
[12:17] mon
    Three, two, three, four!
[12:20] mon
    Four, two, three, four!
[12:20] man
    Huh? I can't stop...
[12:22] mon
    Five, two, three, four!
[12:24] mon
    Six, two, three, four!
[12:36] mon
    Until I achieve my heart's desire,
[12:38] mon
    I'll never let summer vacation end!
[12:41] mon
    It will be August 31st forever!
[12:50] kiri
    What's he doing?
[12:51] man
    He's forcing the whole town
    to do radio calisthenics!
[12:55] dogo
    I can't believe how inconsiderate he is!
[12:57] waku
    Yeah.
[12:58] kiri
    Leader, what should we do?
[13:00] shu
    Are we still doing that?
[13:02] karl
    He's currently in the depths
    of anger and suffering!
[13:06] karl
    We need to make him happy!
[13:08] karl
    Or so I'd like to say...
[13:10] karl
    But first we need to have
    our proper summer vacation!
[13:14] karl
    Let's go, everyone!
[13:19] mon
    Hey! Don't ignore me!
[13:21] mon
    Wait up! Come back!
[13:24] karl
    First, we're going to the beach!
[13:27] dogo
    It's f-freezing!
[13:31] karl
    Everyone... smile!
[13:41] karl
    Now, time for watermelon smashing!
[13:44] kiri
    Wakura-senpai, more to the right!
[13:47] waku
    This way?
[13:50] kiri
    No, no! Right! Right!
[13:52] waku
    What? This way?
[13:58] kiri
    Wakura-senpai...
[14:01] waku
    Aw, so close.
[14:03] karu
    Time to get moving!
[14:05] karu
    Next up is...
[14:09] mon
    Don't ignore me!
[14:12] shu
    Sorry, but we're a bit busy right now.
[14:15] shu
    What's next?
[14:16] karl
    Nagashi-somen, go!
[14:18] karl
    Karurururu!
[14:21] mon
    Wait! Wait!
[14:25] mon
    You just gotta have cold stuff in summer!
[14:38] karl
    Okay, time to move on!
[14:40] karl
    Where are we going next?
[14:42] karl
    Camping!
[14:43] man
    Not living in tents?
[14:44] dogo
    If it's in the spirit of fun,
    it's camping! Right?
[14:49] waku
    That's right.
[14:50] kiri
    This feels less "spirit of fun"
    and more "spirit of fear," though...
[14:58] karl
    Everyone, fight hard!
[15:00] karl
    Fight hard, fight happy!
[15:07] mon
    I won't let you escape this time!
[15:09] waku
    He's back.
[15:11] dogo
    So persistent!
[15:13] man
    He knows we're busy right now, dammit!
[15:15] kiri
    Taishi?
[15:19] man
    Focus on lighting the fire.
[15:21] mon
    I'm telling you not to ignore me!
[15:26] mon
    He did it!
[15:28] kiri
    Thank you, monster!
[15:29] kiri
    Thanks so much!
[15:30] mon
    Heck, it's nothing...
[15:32] kiri
    A little token of our gratitude.
[15:34] mon
    I'm honored.
[15:40] mon
    Hey! Hey!
[15:43] kiri
    I guess we should deal with this first?
[15:45] shu
    Yeah, I guess we should.
[15:48] karl
    Yeah, I guess we'll transform!
[15:50] karl
    Become Karl's Knights Happy Kiss
    and save the people!
[16:04] karl
    Now, make your pledge with a kiss.
[16:40] karl
    Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss!
[16:54] karl
    Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss!
[17:07] karl
    Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss!
[17:21] karl
    Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss!
[17:33] karl
    Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss!
[17:38] karl
    Like the flowers that
    bloom across the world...
[17:41] karl
    Like the stars that shine in the night sky...
[17:43] karl
    Like the moon that illuminates
    everything below...
[17:46] karl
    Like the snow that gently
    embraces the land...
[17:48] karl
    Let's bring happiness to the universe!
[17:51] karl
    We are the magic knights who bring happiness!
[17:55] karl
    Karls Knights Happy Kiss!
[17:59] karl
    Knights contract complete!
[18:02] man
    Stop dragging others into
    your personal obsession!
[18:04] dogo
    If you wanna do radio calisthenics that bad,
     just do them by yourself!
[18:08] mon
    But, at this rate, it will never end!
[18:10] mon
    I need my last summer as a
    student to end in perfection!
[18:14] shu
    Is it really something
    to get that worked up about?
[18:17] shu
    You can still do radio calisthenics
    even if you're not a student.
[18:21] kiri
    My grandpa does radio calisthenics
    every morning all year round.
[18:28] mon
    You can do radio calisthenics
    even if you're not a student?
[18:34] mon
    You can do radio calisthenics
    even if it's not summer vacation?
[18:39] mon
    So even if summer vacation ends...
[18:42] mon
    Even if I graduate from school...
[18:44] mon
    My radio calisthenics will continue forever!
[18:49] mon
    Now! Use your powers
    combined to make him happy!
[18:53] mon
    Are you happy?
[18:54] mon
    Yes!
[18:54] mon
    Are you happy?
[18:56] mon
    Yes!
[18:56] mon
    Are you happy?
[18:57] mon
    Yes!
[18:58] mon
    Are you happy?
[18:59] mon
    Yes!
[18:59] mon
    Are you happy?
[19:00] mon
    Yes!
[19:01] mon
    Let's happy hour!
[19:04] mon
    Happy and Set!
[19:17] mon
    Return to happiness!
[19:20] mon
    Happy and Turn!
[19:31] mon
    I feel radio calis-cleansed.
[19:39] shu
    Happy End!
[19:41] shu
    Happy Powder!
[19:52] ra
    Huh?
[19:53] ra
    What am I doing out in the mountains?
[19:59] shu
    It's morning, huh?
[20:01] karl
    It's morning!
[20:02] karl
    Time to do radio calisthenics!
[20:07] ra
    Okay, let's look alive here!
[20:09] ra
    We'll start with some arm swings!
[20:14] ra
    One, two, three, four!
[20:17] ra
    Two, two, three, four!
[20:21] ra
    Four, two, three, four!
[20:24] ra
    Five, two, three, four!
[20:28] ra
    Six, two, three, four!
[20:32] ra
    C'mon! I can't hear you!
[20:33] ra
    You! Move your arms more!
[20:36] ra
    Yes sir!
[20:40] una
    Now, now.
[20:41] una
    We'll have more chances in the new school term.
[20:53] shira
    Wait a minute, Ibusuki-senpai!
[20:59] kiri
    By the way, what was the
    deal you made with Karls?
[21:06] (Flashback) kar
    If you let me have a proper summer vacation,
[21:08] (Flashback) kar
    I'll grant any wish you want with magic.
[21:12] kiri
    So, what did you wish for?
[21:14] shu
    For summer vacation to last one more day.
[21:17] shu
    I want to spend it doing nothing.
[21:22] kiri
    Which means today is August 31st again?
[21:26] waku
    So, in a strange way,
    he got his heart's desire.
[21:30] kiri
    Should we tell him?
[21:31] waku
    No, no reason to.
[21:33] dogo
    W-Wait a minute!
[21:35] dogo
    Then today isn't the 31st! It's the 32nd!
[21:39] man
    What would the 32nd be?
[21:41] dogo
    If we have a second 31st,
    it would be the 32nd!
[21:46] dogo
    Or would it be a first September 1st?
[21:48] dogo
    Would that make tomorrow
    the second September 1st?
[21:54] waku
    It's a real philosophical
    conundrum, isn't it?
[21:58] shu
    Let's just not think about it.
[22:01] kiri
    Good idea.
[22:02] kiri
    It's still summer vacation,
    so let's do something fun!
[22:05] shu
    I want to take it as easy as possible.
[22:07] dogo
    Me, me, me!
[22:09] dogo
    Fireworks, fireworks, fireworks!
[22:10] dogo
    Let's do a fireworks show!
[22:11] man
    Is a fireworks show a thing that you do?
[22:14] man
    They're a thing you go to, I thought.
[22:15] waku
    Yeah.
[22:16] dogo
    Let's go to a fireworks show
     and firework it up!
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