6 - Everyone Loves Someone!

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[00:00] wom
    --
[00:00] five
    --
[00:00] sign
    --
[00:00] yu
    --
[00:11] en
    Man, I give up.
[00:14] at
    That was kind of surprising.
[00:16] yu
    Hey. I'm trembling a little right now.
[00:19] en
    How come?
[00:20] yu
    Fighting and conflict and
    dissidence and animosity...
[00:23] yu
    It makes me so uncomfortable...
[00:25] yu
    When I see it, I don't know how to handle it.
[00:29] at
    Those are a few fairly advanced
    words you know, Yumoto.
[00:32] yu
    Because they make me uncomfortable,
    I can remember them even better.
[00:35] yu
    It's like they're burned
    into my brain, I guess.
[00:38] yu
    It just makes me so uncomfortable.
[00:40] at
    Well, I'm the same way.
[00:43] at
    I want to live a life without conflict,
[00:45] at
    and I want that for the
    people around me, too.
[00:48] en
    You said it.
[00:49] yu
    Why did this have to happen, huh?
SIGN    Everyone Loves Someone!
[02:31] yu
    It's over! It's over!
[02:33] yu
    Class is over!
[02:35] yu
    Senpais, I just learned something!
[02:38] yu
    Sea slug mating... it's incredible!
[02:42] yu
    They're hermaphrodites, see...
[02:45] yu
    They have a sexual organ on
    each end of their body...
[02:49] en
    Tell us more about sea slug mating!
[02:51] at
    I'd love to hear all about it!
[02:53] yu
    Um, well,
[02:54] yu
    sea slugs have both male
    and female sexual organs,
[02:57] yu
    so apparently, they can line up in a block,
[02:59] yu
    innie to outie and innie to outie...
[03:02] yu
    But instead of forming a train
    like you might be thinking,
[03:06] yu
    they can actually join up in a big ring...
[03:09] en
    Wow, that's amazing!
[03:11] at
    How do you know that?
[03:13] yu
    Well, I was talking with everyone...
[03:16] wom
    It's love, of course!
[03:18] wom
    Love connects people in a giant chain
    that goes all the way into space!
[03:22] yu
    Wow!
[03:23] yu
    That's huge!
[03:26] yu
    Um... Io-senpai?
[03:28] io
    Can I help you?
[03:30] yu
    And Ryuu-senpai...
[03:31] ryu
    What do you want?
[03:33] yu
    What's wrong?
[03:34] both
    Why do you ask?
[03:36] yu
    Well... you're acting...
    a little different...
[03:39] io
    Are we?
[03:41] ryu
    You think?
[03:42] yu
    Io-senpai, what are your
    thoughts on hermaphroditism?
[03:45] yu
    Like "Doubling up must improve
    their cost performance!"
[03:47] yu
    "What economic efficiency!" Or something.
[03:49] ryu
    Yeah, that's true.
[03:51] ryu
    You could run a calculation like
    that in a split second, right?
[03:55] io
    What is that supposed to mean?
[03:56] ryu
    Nothing.
[03:58] ryu
    I'm not saying
[03:59] ryu
    "For someone so good at calculations,
    your bank balance has been slipping lately;
[04:01] ryu
    I hope you're okay," or anything like that.
[04:04] io
    Yes, because a little
    ebb and flow is natural.
[04:06] io
    But yeah, sea slugs are impressive.
[04:09] io
    They could have a date or a fling with
    anyone they meet anywhere, like someone else I know.
[04:12] ryu
    Are you saying I'm a sea slug?
[04:15] io
    Sea slugs are cute.
[04:18] yu
    Cows are cute, too!
[04:20] yu
    I like brown cows!
[04:22] yu
    A lot more than the black and white kind.
[04:24] yu
    For some reason, I just like brown better!
[04:29] yu
    Although I like pandas because
    they're black and white...
[04:32] yu
    I guess I'd be disappointed if
    they were just brown all over.
[04:35] yu
    I wonder why that is?
[04:37] at
    Because then they'd be ordinary bears.
[04:39] en
    It's a little early, but I'm going
    to head for the Kurotama Bath.
[04:44] en
    Atsushi, you come with me.
[04:46] en
    You too, Yumoto.
[04:47] yu
    O-Okay.
[04:49] en
    Anyone else in?
[04:51] en
    No?
[04:53] en
    If not, let's head out.
[05:01] wom
    Excuse me!
[05:02] wom
    This is a threat to the continued
    existence of the Battle Lovers!
[05:06] wom
    I must do something to break the deadlock!
[05:09] wom
    I call it Operation: Restoration of Love!
[05:13] ryu
    Oh, right.
[05:14] ryu
    Wom-chan, want some candy?
[05:17] wom
    Thank you very much!
[05:21] io
    Wom-san prefers spinach, I believe.
[05:24] io
    I thought he hated sweets.
[05:28] ryu
    That's not why he took it.
[05:31] ryu
    Wom-san won't turn down anybody
    who's trying to be nice.
[05:36] io
    Because he never lets anyone turn him down
    when he's trying to be nice?
[05:41] ryu
    I guess you can't get rich
    unless you assume the worst of everybody.
[05:48] yu
    That's probably what's going on,
    and Wom-san's having a hard time,
[05:50] yu
    being left in the middle like that.
[05:53] at
    He could have just come with us.
[05:55] en
    Wom-san's the kind of guy
    who would stay, though.
[05:57] at
    Yeah, since leaving them alone together
[05:59] at
    feels like it would bring things to a head.
[06:02] yu
    What do you mean, "bring them to a head"?
[06:04] yu
    That's not what I want!
[06:06] at
    But it's not like those two had
    anything in common to begin with.
[06:10] en
    Yeah.
[06:11] en
    They're a miraculous pair.
[06:14] en
    It's a miracle they can be in the same room.
[06:16] at
    Apparently they both had an awful
    first impression of each other, too.
SIGN    Class 1-A
[06:20] (Flashback) ryu
    Going Dutch?
[06:22] (Flashback) ryu
    No way.
[06:23] (Flashback) ryu
    The guy should pay.
[06:24] (Flashback) A
    How come?
[06:26] (Flashback) A
    Women's lib, man.
[06:28] (Flashback) ryu
    That gender theory stuff
    doesn't matter on a date.
[06:31] (Flashback) ryu
    How do you let a girl know you like her?
[06:34] (Flashback) ryu
    With words?
[06:35] (Flashback) ryu
    With actions?
[06:36] (Flashback) ryu
    Or with telepathy?
[06:38] (Flashback) ryu
    That one's nice if you can
    do it, but most people can't.
[06:42] (Flashback) ryu
    So the simplest way is to just
    say "I'll pay for the date."
[06:48] (Flashback) ryu
    There's no girl who won't like
    having you pick up her cup of tea,
[06:52] (Flashback) ryu
    and it's a small price to pay to
    let her know you like her, right?
[06:55] (Flashback) kids
    Y-Yeah!
[06:57] (Flashback) ryu
    Well, my girlfriend never lets me pay, though.
[07:01] (Flashback) ryu
    See, this is what we call
    a benefit-cost ratio.
[07:05] (Flashback) io
    Sorry.
[07:07] (Flashback) ryu
    Is something I said amusing to you?
[07:11] (Flashback) io
    Not really.
[07:12] (Flashback) io
    It was just funny to hear someone talk
[07:15] (Flashback) io
    about benefit-cost ratios over
    something as silly as dating.
[07:18] (Flashback) ryu
    If you ask me, obsessing
    over money is much sillier.
[07:22] (Flashback) io
    Oh, you've taken the time to learn who I am?
[07:25] (Flashback) io
    I'm not an investment, you know.
    There are better uses of your time.
[07:28] (Flashback) ryu
    No, I just know you because you're so annoying.
[07:32] yu
    So why did they both join the Defense Club?
[07:36] en
    Well...
SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol)
[07:43] (Flashback) both
    Yes?
[07:45] (Flashback) io
    Is this the Earth Defense Club?
[07:45] (Flashback) ryu
    Is this Earth Defense Club thing for real?
[07:48] (Flashback) en
    Y-Yeah...
[07:49] (Flashback) at
    Yes...
[07:55] at
    I was just happy to have a new member...
[07:58] yu
    So you accepted them both?
[08:00] yu
    Separately?
[08:01] en
    Well, we didn't know they hated each other.
[08:07] (Flashback) io
    Well, well.
[08:11] (Flashback) io
    Would you please stop getting in my face?
[08:14] (Flashback) ryu
    You're the one getting in my face!
[08:17] (Flashback) io
    I heard overly persistent
    men never get dates!
[08:20] (Flashback) ryu
    That's right, it's important
    to know when to quit!
[08:23] (Flashback) ryu
    The Defense Club is perfect for
    skipping class and napping.
[08:25] (Flashback) ryu
    Don't get in my way!
[08:27] (Flashback) io
    Sometimes I want to look at the
    markets in peace and quiet, too!
[08:30] (Flashback) io
    Why don't you quit instead?
[08:32] (Flashback) both
    I want to join the club!
[08:35] yu
    So what happened then?
[08:37] en
    Well, we couldn't not let them join the club.
[08:40] at
    Although the club itself hadn't
    been registered at that point...
[08:45] (Flashback) ryu
    This new series is so funny!
[08:47] (Flashback) io
    As I thought, biotech
    stocks are on the rise.
[08:50] (Flashback) io
    I'll have to check the price
    movements in the future.
[08:55] (Flashback) en
    Hey, Atsushi...
[08:57] (Flashback) at
    En-chan...
[08:59] (Flashback) ryu
    You heading home?
[09:01] (Flashback) io
    I'll accompany you.
[09:02] (Flashback) ryu
    How come?
[09:04] (Flashback) io
    What do you mean, how come?
[09:06] (Flashback) ryu
    What do you mean, what do I mean, how come?
[09:08] (Flashback) io
    What do you mean, what do I mean,
    what do you mean, how come?
[09:12] (Flashback) en
    It's okay. You don't have
    to go out of your way.
[09:14] (Flashback) at
    You two just do what you want.
[09:16] (Flashback) io
    No, I was thinking of going myself...
[09:19] (Flashback) ryu
    It seems like it would be fun to go together.
[09:22] (Flashback) ryu
    Well, together, minus one.
[09:25] (Flashback) en
    Look, you guys both hate each other, right?
[09:29] (Flashback) ryu
    Yes, we do.
[09:30] (Flashback) io
    Even worse than hate, I would say.
[09:33] (Flashback) ryu
    There he goes, nitpicking.
[09:34] (Flashback) io
    And you just want to agree
    with everything he says.
[09:38] (Flashback) at
    Are you sure it doesn't wrap back
    around to you liking each other?
[09:42] (Flashback) both
    No!
[09:44] (Flashback) both
    I mean—
[09:45] (Flashback) en
    See, you're a perfect match.
[09:47] (Flashback) ryu
    Yeah, right!
[09:47] (Flashback) io
    You're mistaken!
SIGN    Investigation: Zaou Ryuu
[09:54] haru
    Why is this happening?
SIGN    Investigation: Naruko Io
[09:55] haru
    That trash!
[09:57] aki
    It's hard to understand the
    reasoning of commoners and trash.
[10:00] kuma
    Haru-sama. Aki-sama.
[10:03] kuma
    Bamboo tea.
[10:05] aki
    Oh, bamboo tea.
[10:06] ---
    Thank you.
[10:07] aki
    I'm surprised an Ape would make something
    as fashionable as bamboo tea.
[10:11] kuma
    O-Of course, yes, please call me an ape.
[10:14] kuma
    Just, um... um...
[10:17] haru
    What is it?
[10:18] kuma
    How...
[10:19] kuma
    How does it feel to be an idol?
[10:22] haru
    What do you mean by that?
SIGN    Kumano Kuroshiro
[10:24] kuma
    I was just wondering what it must be like,
[10:27] kuma
    to be loved and admired by everyone...
[10:31] kuma
    I'm sorry!
[10:32] kuma
    It's not that I'm jealous of
    you or anything like that!
[10:34] kuma
    I've never, ever felt something
    so inappropriate...
[10:39] kuma
    Well, maybe once, twice... 23 times...
[10:45] haru
    What?
[10:46] aki
    Then why not be one?
[10:54] shu
    Welcome to the VEPP Theater.
[11:00] shu
    VEPPer, the twin stars
    racing through the galaxy!
[11:07] shu
    Let's illuminate the mysteries
    of the universe...
[11:10] shu
    On the name of the stars!
[11:20] shu
    VEPPer, the twin stars
    blooming in the galaxy!
[11:27] shu
    Moon and sun, miracles and secrets
[11:29] both
    The twin stars shining in the heavens!
[11:30] shu
    We're the stars making wishes come true!
[11:31] haru
    Salty Sol!
[11:33] aki
    Melty Luna!
[11:33] shu
    VEPPer, bringing a thrill
    to this blue planet!
[11:36] both
    Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer!
[11:39] both
    Chosen warrior!
[11:40] shu
    Let's illuminate the entire world!
[11:41] haru
    Lucky you!
[11:43] aki
    Happy you!
[11:43] shu
    On the name of the stars!
[11:46] both
    Shooting...
[11:47] both
    Star!
[11:55] yu
    The True Lovracelets...
[11:58] en
    A monster, at a time like this?
[12:00] at
    You think those two will even come?
[12:02] en
    Even if they do, they can't fight together
    when they're bickering like that.
[12:07] yu
    We'll just have to make do
    with the three of us, then!
[12:10] yu
    Let's Love Making!
[12:13] yu
    Love Making!
[12:18] yu
    The Sparkling Prince!
[12:21] yu
    Battle Lover Scarlet!
[12:23] yu
    The Flashing Prince!
[12:25] en
    Battle Lover Cerulean!
[12:28] atsu
    The Piercing Prince!
[12:30] atsu
    Battle Lover Epinard!
[12:33] yu
    Feel the power...
[12:35] five
    Of love!
[12:38] [Messenger] sign
    The Thrilling Prince
    Battle Lover Vesta
    Finishing Move: Vesta Love Ignit
[12:49] all
    So cute!
[12:56] pan
    I'm Panda Monster.
[12:58] pan
    But although I'm a monster, my
    ultimate move is "cuteness."
[13:01] pan
    No one can oppose my cuteness.
[13:08] all
    So cute!
[13:10] pan
    Bamboo...
[13:13] all
    So cute!
[13:16] guy
    It pooped!
[13:17] all
    So cute!
[13:19] yu
    Don't be fooled!
[13:24] yu
    If you think we'll let you do anything
    because you're cute, you've got another thing coming!
[13:28] pan
    There they are.
[13:29] pan
    People jealous of my cuteness.
[13:32] pan
    But I've already prepared for the
    appearance of cowards like you!
[13:36] guy
    Don't be mean to the panda!
[13:41] en
    What?
[13:42] en
    Is this the cliche yet exciting twist
    where the townspeople turn on the heroes?
[13:46] at
    Are they really going to bring that out
    for a pooping panda?
[13:50] pan
    You can't recover from the two-fold shock!
[13:52] yu
    You're one to talk!
[13:54] yu
    All you do is poop!
[13:56] yu
    That's perverted!
[13:57] pan
    Sh-Shut up!
[13:58] pan
    My poo is made from bamboo,
    so it doesn't stink!
[14:01] pan
    Take this!
[14:03] pan
    Poo Bomb!
[14:09] en
    Oh, come on!
[14:10] en
    That's way too straightforward!
[14:11] at
    Yet we've never faced such
    a dangerous technique!
[14:14] en
    Cerulean Love Aqua!
[14:17] at
    Epinard Love Hurricane!
[14:20] yu
    Scarlet Love Lumiere!
[14:31] pan
    The praise of others makes me stronger.
[14:34] pan
    And jealousy and resentment make me bigger!
[14:43] both
    Yumoto!
[14:44] en
    You're not all that just
    because you're a panda!
[14:47] at
    Some people do prefer polar bears, you know!
[14:50] yu
    It's no use, Senpai!
[14:52] yu
    He's that annoying type that will
[14:56] yu
    interpret anything you say as jealousy!
[14:59] pan
    You're the annoying ones here!
[15:02] pan
    Take this!
[15:03] pan
    Bamboo Storm!
[15:19] pan
    Did you know that pandas
[15:21] pan
    sometimes eat mice and other small mammals?
[15:25] pan
    You three are like mice to me!
[15:29] pan
    Do you understand what I'm getting at?
[15:32] ryu
    Like hell!
[15:37] ryu
    Stop saying stuff we need
    to figure out, poo-face!
[15:40] io
    There's no need to understand, anyway!
[15:42] ryu
    Vesta Love Ignit!
[15:46] io
    Sulfur Love Gaia!
[15:52] pan
    Wh-What is this?
[15:54] pan
    This isn't jealousy or resentment!
[15:56] ryu
    We just don't give a damn about you!
[15:59] io
    Although you do need to pay for having the
    nerve to stand against the Battle Lovers.
[16:03] ryu
    Io, you're more aggressive than I thought.
[16:06] io
    You're one to talk, Ryuu.
[16:08] en
    Did you two make up?
[16:11] ryu
    Huh?
[16:12] io
    Certainly not!
[16:16] at
    Then what are you doing here?
[16:19] both
    They're unrelated incidents!
[16:24] pan
    To hit a cute panda...
[16:27] pan
    you call yourselves human?!
[16:29] ryu
    You're not even a panda.
[16:31] ryu
    You're a panda monster, y'know?
[16:33] io
    Just being cute isn't enough!
[16:35] io
    Running a business means
    solving your own problems,
[16:38] io
    and you must always strive for
    innovation and change!
[16:41] ryu
    The road to popularity is a thorny
    path that requires constant hard work!
[16:44] ryu
    Are you prepared to walk that road?!
[16:47] yu
    Senpais, it's time!
[16:49] yu
    Sparkle, Lumiere of Love!
[16:54] en
    Flash, Purifying Aqua!
[16:57] atsu
    Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
[17:01] io
    Roar, Raging Gaia!
[17:04] ryu
    Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
[17:11] yu
    Io-Ryuu-senpai, it's up to you!
[17:15] ryu
    Shall we?
[17:16] io
    Yeah!
[17:17] both
    Don't wallow in love!
[17:19] both
    True Love Attack!
[17:32] both
    True Love Fountain!
[17:49] both
    Love is over!
[17:50] aki
    Don't wallow in love, eh?
[17:54] haru
    You're one to talk.
[17:55] yu
    You two!
[17:56] all
    VEPPer!
[17:58] haru
    The likes of you
[18:00] haru
    could never understand the thought
    process of someone who is loved.
[18:02] aki
    You lack any qualification
    to speak on the matter.
[18:06] aki
    In short, you're insufficient.
[18:08] yu
    Huh?
[18:09] yu
    What do you mean?
[18:10] haru
    It's not you, the Battle Lovers,
[18:12] haru
    who are worthy of the love of thousands.
[18:14] aki
    You'll see that that love is
    reserved for us, VEPPer.
[18:18] aki
    Little by little.
[18:21] yu
    What was all that, about
    being worthy of love?
[18:24] en
    I'm getting the feeling they
    don't like us very much.
[18:29] en
    Can't put my finger on it.
SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol)
[18:39] at
    Yumoto's engaged in repetitive behavior.
[18:42] at
    Like a stressed wolf at the zoo.
[18:47] en
    Come on, Ryuu, Io.
[18:48] en
    Get a grip already.
[18:50] io
    I'm sorry, Yufuin-senpai.
[18:52] io
    I'm a very petty person.
[18:54] ryu
    I know I'm worse than Io.
[18:58] ryu
    I'm an idiot who only thinks
    about getting with girls.
[19:00] io
    What are you talking about?
[19:02] io
    Your dating habits stimulate the economy.
[19:05] io
    It's worthy of praise.
[19:08] ryu
    Your investments are way more amazing.
[19:10] ryu
    You're committed to the
    development of your business.
[19:13] ryu
    My little dates are nothing compared to that.
[19:17] io
    No, in the end, the economy
    comes down to people.
[19:20] io
    The economy can't function if
    people don't go about their lives.
[19:23] io
    That's what you're doing.
[19:27] ryu
    You're much more amazing!
[19:28] ryu
    Acknowledge it already!
[19:29] io
    I will not!
[19:30] io
    Ryuu, you should have confidence instead!
[19:33] ryu
    Shut up, you genius!
[19:35] io
    Give it a rest already, you icon!
[19:37] wom
    Wait a minute!
[19:39] en
    What?
[19:40] en
    Are those backhanded compliments?
[19:42] en
    Or do you actually both think
    the world of each other?
[19:44] both
    Yes, I do!
[19:46] ryu
    It's just that he...
[19:47] io
    You...
[19:48] both
    ...won't admit it!
[19:51] yu
    Oh, I have a question!
[19:53] yu
    How did this start?
[19:55] both
    Because the other boys in
    class were making fun of him!
[19:59] ryu
    That's why I was explaining
    how amazing Io was!
[20:02] io
    I explained it to them, kindly and concisely!
[20:06] ryu
    But Io overheard it and denied it!
[20:08] io
    Because I lack even 1/10th of your value!
[20:11] ryu
    But I told you!
[20:13] ryu
    You're amazing!
[20:14] ryu
    Why won't you acknowledge it?
[20:15] io
    I'm not amazing!
[20:17] (Flashback) ryu
    Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
[20:17] io
    What's so amazing about me?!
[20:19] en
    This is freaking dumb!!!
[20:23] at
    I just remembered.
[20:24] at
    When you came to the Kurotama
    Bath for the first time,
[20:27] at
    it was just like this.
[20:29] (Flashback) ryu
    Yeah, right!
[20:29] (Flashback) io
    You're mistaken!
[20:33] (Flashback) io
    This is the worst.
[20:33] (Flashback) ryu
    This stinks.
[20:35] (Flashback) gora
    Excuse me, sirs.
[20:37] (Flashback) gora
    We can dry your uniforms quickly.
[20:39] (Flashback) gora
    In the meantime, please, get in the bath.
[20:46] (Flashback) io
    What on Earth?
[20:48] (Flashback) ryu
    How pushy can you get?
[20:54] (Flashback) io
    Not bad at all, huh?
[20:56] (Flashback) ryu
    Yeah, pretty good.
[20:57] (Flashback) io
    I guess we can agree on some things.
[21:00] (Flashback) ryu
    I'm pretty shocked, too.
[21:02] (Flashback) en
    Well, I guess they're both in the club.
[21:06] (Flashback) at
    Are you okay with that?
[21:07] (Flashback) both
    Yeah!
[21:09] en
    In retrospect, I'm grateful
    for that splash of water.
[21:12] at
    Without that, they might have
    never spoken to each other again.
[21:17] wom
    What's wrong?
[21:19] yu
    I'm sorry!
[21:20] yu
    The one who splashed you was probably me!
[21:28] (Flashback) yu
    The ridge tiles on a bathhouse are
    guardian spirits against fire!
[21:31] (Flashback) yu
    Thanks for all your help!
[21:34] (Flashback) yu
    But we're a natural hot spring,
    so there's no danger of fire!
[21:38] (Flashback) yu
    Oh well!
[21:40] (Flashback) gora
    Yumoto.
[21:43] (Flashback) gora
    I need you to wash these
    and iron them quickly.
[21:48] (Flashback) yu
    Big bro, are these from Binan High School?
[21:52] yu
    That's the time you were
    talking about, right?
[21:55] yu
    I think I need to apologize to you both.
[21:59] ryu
    Huh? What?
[22:00] io
    We're the ones who should apologize.
[22:02] io
    For bringing down the mood in the club room.
[22:04] yu
    Not that!
[22:06] yu
    Because I was hasty with
    the iron, the lining...
[22:14] yu
    I'm sorry!
[22:15] ryu
    That was you?!
[22:16] io
    I always wondered...
[22:18] wom
    Now, now.
[22:19] wom
    It means you match me! It's premiere!
[22:22] both
    I'm not happy about that at all!
[22:25] wom
    What did you say?!
[22:27] wom
    Love shock!
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[24:04] yu
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