7 - Love, Training Camp, and Toothbrushes

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SIGN    Binan High School Sakashita
[00:08] yumoto
    The other guys sure are late!
[00:10] en
    What's with his outfit?
[00:13] atsu
    Makes it hard to shout, "Sorry
    for the wait!" and run up to him.
[00:15] ryuu
    He's a grade schooler. A grade schooler
    who can't wait to get to the ocean.
[00:18] io
    Actually, you can't ride a train
    without a shirt on, can you?
[00:22] io
    It's criminal indecent exposure.
[00:24] ryuu
    We don't have a choice. Let's get him dressed.
[00:28] yumoto
    You're late, senpai!
[00:30] en
    No, we've been here a while.
[00:32] en
    We just didn't have the
    courage to call out to you.
[00:35] ryuu
    Anyway, put something on.
[00:37] atsu
    By the way, where's Wombat?
[00:39] wombat
    My, my! Sorry for the wait, everyone!
[00:42] en
    Oh, he's here.
[00:43] yumoto
    Wom-san!
[00:44] atsu
    Even in this heat, you want to handle him?
[00:47] yumoto
    The urge to cuddle isn't restricted by the season!
[00:51] atsu
    That sounds rough.
SIGN    Love, Training Camp, and Toothbrushes
[02:34] yumoto
    So good! Kakinotane are so good!
[02:38] atsu
    It's been hot every day.
    Will Mr. Tawarayama be okay?
[02:41] wom
    Of course, that's why I brought him.
[02:44] ryuu
    The FX again?
[02:45] io
    No, I'm checking out an online lodging service.
[02:49] io
    You should be able to get a discount
    if you register your email address.
[02:53] ryuu
    That's our Io.
[02:54] en
    Remind me.
[02:56] en
    Why did we end up going to a training
    camp in this terrible heat, again?
[03:00] atsu
    Hey, come on.
SIGN    Active Summer
    Travel!
[03:04] en
    Hey. Let's go to the ocean.
[03:07] both
    Ocean!
[03:10] en
    Oh, really? I proposed it?
[03:12] yumoto
    What's wrong with a training camp?
[03:15] yumoto
    It's the ocean! The ocean!
[03:16] atsu
    There'll be a hot spring there, too.
[03:18] ryuu
    No female presence, though.
[03:20] gero
    The peasants do love their trains, don't they?
[03:22] gero
    But a limousine is so much more luxurious.
[03:24] ari
    I think they take trains because they don't
    have limousines, not because they like it.
[03:28] gero
    Really?
[03:29] gero
    But I still don't like traveling by train.
[03:33] gero
    What about you, President?
[03:34] kusa
    I have no objection to traveling by train.
[03:37] kusa
    However, it should at least be chartered.
[03:40] gero
    That's right.
[03:41] gero
    Would you like some special selection Kakinotane?
[03:44] kusa
    I would.
[03:46] yumoto
    Ocean!
[03:49] yumoto
    It's the ocean! The ocean!
[03:50] ryuu
    We know. You don't have to shout.
[03:53] en
    Well, you've got the blinding
    sun and the white sand, but...
[03:57] en
    Is it just my imagination,
    or is something a bit odd?
[04:03] ryuu
    It's all dudes.
[04:05] io
    You're right. Why is it all men here?
[04:08] en
    Is this actually "that kind of place"?
[04:11] yumoto
    What's "that kind of place"?
[04:12] en
    Hey, Atsushi. You're the one
    who chose this place, right?
[04:15] yumoto
    You were?
[04:17] atsu
    Well, see...
[04:19] atsu
    Let's see. Danran Beach... Danran Beach...
[04:23] atsu
    "Danran" as in "happy family" Beach...
[04:26] atsu
    I was sure it was in this area...
[04:27] macho
    Hey, buddy!
[04:29] macho
    Are you looking for a beach?
[04:31] atsu
    Uh, yeah.
[04:32] macho
    Let me show you!
[04:36] atsu
    Th-Thank you...
SIGN    Welcome to Danran (Wild Man) Beach
[04:40] atsu
    It was the wrong Danran...
[04:42] en
    Be aware of this stuff.
[04:43] atsu
    Sorry.
[04:44] io
    The name by itself sounds very family-oriented.
[04:46] ryuu
    No wonder it lacks in female presence.
[04:49] yumoto
    So? What's wrong with this place?
[04:52] yumoto
    There's not too many people,
    and the ocean is beautiful!
[04:54] wom
    My first trip to the ocean!
[04:57] wom
    It's a wonderful beach, isn't it?
[05:15] yumoto
    Ocean!
[05:17] gero
    This would be the perfect resort,
    if not for all that vulgar noise.
[05:21] gero
    It's a shame, isn't it?
[05:23] kusa
    Clear the mind of mundane thoughts,
[05:25] kusa
    and you can block out even the basest of noises.
[05:28] ari
    That's our Kinshiro.
[05:29] ari
    You're strict with yourself even at a resort, eh?
[05:31] [SONG] sign
     Ice Beach Shop Danran Takoyaki, Yakisoba, Frankfurters
[05:37] macho
    Hey, buddy, you sure can put
    'em down! Wanna try for another?
[05:40] tawara
    Let's go! Let's go!
[05:41] tawra
    And another for my wombat!
[05:43] wom
    Squeak! Squeak!
[05:45] macho
    So cute!
[05:47] yumoto
    I want to cuddle him, too...
[05:49] host
    Hello there.
[05:51] host
    Well, cutie pie, have you decided on your order?
[05:55] yumoto
    Wow! You're so cool, Miss...
[05:59] yumoto
    Umm... Mister?
[06:00] host
    "Miss" is just fine.
[06:02] yumoto
    Got it! Then I'll have a rainbow frappé, Miss!
[06:06] host
    And is that all?
[06:07] yumoto
    Yeah!
[06:08] host
    We've got many far more amazing things.
[06:12] host
    Far more amazing.
[06:13] yumoto
    Really?!
[06:15] ryuu
    Is it okay to leave them like that?
[06:18] en
    My instincts are telling me
    not to go near that place.
[06:22] atsu
    En-chan, I think you could fit right in.
[06:25] io
    You can make a favorable impression by
    offering things at below market value.
[06:28] atsu
    Anyway, are you guys hungry?
[06:30] en
    Yeah. Let's go to the inn.
SIGN    Inn Tamakuro Bath
[06:35] yumoto
    Tamakuro Bath?
[06:36] ryuu
    I'm getting an incredible sense of déjà vu.
[06:38] yumoto
    Yeah. It looks just like the Kurotama Bath!
[06:41] atsu
    This was the only place
    with vacancies this weekend.
[06:44] en
    This doesn't feel fresh at all.
[06:46] io
    Are they cutting corners?
[06:47] atsu
    Don't say that!
[06:51] wom
    Well, shall we get going?
[06:56] yumoto
    Sleepover!
[06:57] yumoto
    We owe you for a night's stay and a meal!
[07:00] en
    Not bad, eh?
[07:01] ryuu
    But isn't it a bit small for all of us?
[07:03] io
    No. We'll only be sleeping here,
    so it should be fine.
[07:06] en
    Yeah.
[07:12] kusa
    Not bad, I'd say.
[07:13] ari
    I'm sorry it's so small.
    It's the only room they had left.
[07:16] gero
    We each have our own bedroom, right?
[07:18] ari
    Of course.
[07:19] gero
    Then there's no problem!
SIGN    Men
SIGN    Large
    Bath
[07:23] en
    Nothing new here, either.
[07:25] io
    In fact, it's exactly what we always do.
[07:27] ryuu
    Doesn't feel like we've traveled at all.
[07:29] atsu
    Sorry.
[07:31] en
    It's not your fault, Atsushi.
[07:32] io
    This actually makes it more relaxing.
[07:34] ryuu
    Isn't it funny how similar it looks?
[07:36] en
    There may even be other similarities.
[07:38] yumoto
    If I open this door...
[07:40] yumoto
    Maybe my brother Goro will be there!
[07:42] atsu
    No way.
[07:43] yumoto
    There!
[07:45] yumoto
    Wow!
[07:46] yumoto
    An open-air bath!
[07:47] wom
    What?!
[07:50] en
    An unexpected development.
[07:51] atsu
    Want to check it out?
[07:52] en
    Of course.
[07:54] en
    This is nice!
[07:55] ryuu
    They should have a sign out for this.
[08:01] io
    Everyone!
[08:03] io
    There's been an incident.
[08:04] yumoto
    A murder?!
[08:06] atsu
    Now, now. This isn't Detective C*nan.
[08:08] yumoto
    I guess...
[08:09] io
    Someone has used my toothbrush!
[08:14] ryuu
    Toothbrush?
[08:15] io
    Yes.
[08:16] io
    My toothbrush!
[08:26] io
    This is a criminal act.
[08:29] io
    It can be called nothing but a criminal act!
[08:32] io
    This was no mistake.
[08:34] io
    Someone used my toothbrush on purpose!
[08:37] en
    No, no, it was probably just a mistake.
[08:40] ryuu
    That's right. You're overthinking it, Io.
[08:42] io
    Are you sure?
[08:44] io
    If any of you were in my position right now,
[08:46] io
    you would be able to understand this
    unparalleled feeling of discomfort!
[08:50] io
    Try to imagine it.
[08:52] io
    Someone has intentionally used your toothbrush.
[08:55] io
    What's more, they didn't even wash it afterwards.
[08:57] io
    They treated it coarsely, as if they wanted
    the victim to discover the signs of its use!
[09:01] atsu
    I probably wouldn't like that.
[09:02] en
    Yeah, I wouldn't like it.
[09:04] ryuu
    There are only men here, after all.
[09:06] wom
    It wasn't me!
[09:08] en
    What's with the sudden flag?
[09:10] wom
    I'm merely telling the truth.
[09:12] wom
    First of all, I'd never do such a monstrous
    thing with Mr. Tawarayama right here.
[09:17] atsu
    But you're just controlling him, aren't you?
[09:19] tawara
    I am absolutely not being controlled.
[09:21] en
    You're a corpse.
[09:22] wom
    I told you, he's not dead yet!
[09:24] yumoto
    I use an electric frog toothbrush!
[09:27] io
    Are you people trying to change the subject?
[09:29] atsu
    I haven't brushed my teeth yet.
[09:31] ryuu
    Same.
[09:32] en
    Me, either.
[09:34] io
    Very well.
[09:35] io
    Then, everyone face me and go, "Hah!"
[09:39] io
    "Hah!"
[09:40] yumoto
    Hah?
[09:41] io
    If you've brushed your teeth,
[09:43] io
    there should still be the faint scent
    of toothpaste on your breath!
[09:46] ryuu
    That makes sense.
[09:47] en
    But why do you care so much if
    a toothbrush or two gets used?
[09:51] yumoto
    I agree!
[09:53] ryuu
    But don't you see why
    Io would feel conflicted?
[09:56] ryuu
    Someone used his toothbrush on purpose.
[09:58] ryuu
    It's like getting tricked into an indirect kiss.
[10:00] yumoto
    Oh, that's like when you secretly play
    the recorder of someone you like, right?
[10:05] io
    Yes. That's exactly it.
[10:07] atsu
    That really would be rough.
[10:09] io
    It is very rough!
[10:11] io
    Especially if the criminal
    turns out to be one of us here!
[10:17] en
    Really?
[10:18] en
    I wouldn't care that much, personally.
[10:21] io
    Yufuin-senpai.
[10:22] io
    I've noticed that all this time,
[10:25] io
    you've been trying to shrug this
    problem off as much as possible.
[10:29] io
    Are you afraid of something
    coming out if you're questioned?
[10:33] en
    Huh? Hey, what's with this vibe?
[10:37] en
    You're acting like I secretly used Naruko's toothbrush
[10:40] en
    and now I'm over the moon about it or something.
[10:42] wom
    It's not unthinkable.
[10:45] wom
    My observations tell me that you're a person
[10:48] wom
    who could be classified as a
    loose individual in many respects.
[10:53] wom
    Particularly in regard to morality.
[10:55] en
    Hey, now. This is getting weird.
[10:58] atsu
    Of course, if En-chan could be called gray,
[11:01] atsu
    Ryuu isn't exactly pure white, either.
[11:03] ryuu
    Me?
[11:04] atsu
    Ryuu, you claim to love women,
[11:06] atsu
    but I've never actually seen
    you with a woman before.
[11:09] atsu
    Let's be honest. You like Io, right?
[11:12] ryuu
    Gross!
[11:13] ryuu
    It's gross when you put it that way.
[11:15] ryuu
    I consider Io my buddy, so he's, I mean...
[11:20] ryuu
    It's not that kind of...
[11:21] io
    Ryuu... Was it you?
[11:25] ryuu
    Io...
[11:27] ryuu
    Okay, this really is getting weird!
[11:30] ryuu
    Do something, Yumoto!
[11:32] yumoto
    I don't see why it matters
    whose toothbrush you use!
[11:35] io
    Stop passing the conversation to Yumoto.
[11:38] io
    We're getting off topic!
[11:39] ryuu
    Sorry.
[11:40] atsu
    Anyway, the question is, can we assume
    that someone among us has eyes for Io?
[11:46] en
    You can sum it up like that,
    but you're a suspect, too, Atsushi.
[11:51] ryuu
    That's true.
[11:52] ryuu
    Kinugawa-senpai, I've seen you
    look at Io in a rather odd way before.
[11:55] atsu
    No, no, no, no...
[12:00] yumoto
    I'm pruning. Can we get out now?
[12:04] en
    Good idea.
[12:08] en
    They're rather close... the futons.
[12:10] atsu
    Yeah.
[12:11] atsu
    I don't know about sleeping this close
    to you guys under these circumstances...
[12:15] ryuu
    Why are you acting like a victim here?
[12:18] ryuu
    Yufuin-senpai, Kinugawa-senpai,
    you're both incredibly gray individuals.
[12:21] io
    That's right.
[12:24] yumoto
    But we can't sleep yet, huh?
[12:27] yumoto
    We should keep having fun!
[12:28] yumoto
    Like a pillow fight, or a test of courage!
[12:31] yumoto
    It's a training camp! We've gotta do it!
[12:32] ryuu
    You really are a grade schooler.
[12:34] en
    It amazes me that you can think about
    having fun in these circumstances.
[12:39] yumoto
    Well, shall we start with the test of courage?
[12:42] io
    We didn't even have a
    conversation, let alone a debate.
[12:46] en
    Yeah.
[12:48] yumoto
    Pass through the forest next to the inn.
[12:50] yumoto
    That lit-up tree is the goal!
[12:54] yumoto
    Everyone, do you have your map
    and flashlights from the inn?
[12:58] all
    Yes.
[13:00] atsu
    We're really doing this, huh?
[13:02] en
    We've got lights, after all.
[13:03] ryuu
    Well, I don't think I could sleep with
    that weird feeling hanging over us anyway.
[13:07] io
    I absolutely can't sleep.
[13:08] io
    Not until I find the culprit
    who used my toothbrush.
[13:12] en
    But when you think about it,
[13:14] en
    should we have a test of courage
    in these circumstances?
[13:17] io
    What do you mean?
[13:18] en
    Well, it happens a lot, you know?
[13:28] en
    That kind of thing.
[13:30] io
    I see.
[13:31] ryuu
    I'm not gonna hug anyone!
[13:33] yumoto
    Okay, let's get started!
[13:35] io
    Listen to what we're saying here!
[13:36] atsu
    Saying that to Yumoto won't do any good.
[13:39] en
    True.
[13:45] gero
    The beachside this afternoon...
[13:47] gero
    Is there really nothing we can do about it?
[13:49] kuso
    If it bothers you that much,
[13:51] kuso
    shall I talk to the owners and
    buy up the surrounding beaches?
[13:55] ari
    Strong words, those are.
[13:57] ari
    Shall we get out of the
    bath and have some tea?
[14:04] atsu
    It's pitch black, huh?
[14:05] en
    Atsushi. You're too close.
[14:08] atsu
    Sorry. I just got scared.
[14:10] en
    So he says, but I bet he got close on purpose.
[14:13] atsu
    Is En-chan being overly aware of my presence?
[14:18] atsu
    Wh-What?!
[14:20] en
    Sorry, I tripped over a rock.
[14:23] en
    Hey, Atsushi, are you eating properly?
[14:26] en
    Your waist is really thin.
[14:28] atsu
    My waist is thin?
[14:30] atsu
    En-chan, you really are...
[14:32] en
    Crap...
[14:33] en
    I totally should not have said that...
[14:41] ryuu
    Woah, scary.
[14:43] ryuu
    It really does feel like a ghost will show up.
[14:45] io
    Living people are far scarier.
[14:47] io
    They do things like using people's toothbrushes.
[14:49] ryuu
    Yeah, but still...
[14:50] ryuu
    I really don't handle this kind of thing well.
[14:53] io
    He's sticking so close to me...
[14:56] io
    Is Ryuu's womanizing just camouflage, after all?
[15:00] ryuu
    If only I were with a cute girl here...
[15:03] ryuu
    But then I'd want her doing this to me...
[15:08] ari
    Hey, I know. You want to try taking a shortcut?
[15:11] ari
    Huh? Kinshiro? Akoya?
[15:15] [SONG] sign
    Private Property
    Keep Out
    -Danran Resort
[15:21] yumoto
    Feels good!
[15:23] yumoto
    The cuddles that you have regardless of
    who might be watching are so amazing.
[15:28] wom
    Th-That was awful... You beast!
[15:31] yumoto
    I cuddle when I want to!
[15:33] yumoto
    That's the condition for joining
    the Battle Lovers, isn't it?
[15:36] wom
    I never agreed to that.
[15:38] yumoto
    Now, let's go!
[15:39] wom
    How self-serving you are...
[15:48] yumoto
    He's gone.
[15:50] yumoto
    Hey! Where are you?
[15:53] yumoto
    I'm gonna leave you behind!
[15:55] gero
    Could it be...
[15:57] gero
    that I'm lost?
[15:59] gero
    Arima will make fun of me...
[16:03] kusa
    I've been careless.
[16:06] kusa
    How could I fall behind the other two?
[16:11] wom
    I must have lost consciousness...
[16:14] wom
    M-Mr. Tawarayama?!
[16:18] wom
    Where did you go?!
[16:20] tam
    Where am I? And in a yukata, at that?
[16:23] tam
    I'm sure I was just preparing tests at school...
[16:27] atsu
    Huh? I thought I saw a flash.
[16:30] en
    Probably a camera.
[16:32] en
    I had my suspicions about him.
[16:34] atsu
    Who?
[16:36] en
    The toothbrush incident, this development...
[16:38] en
    It's all seemed too odd to me.
[16:40] atsu
    It's true that this sort of thing
    would never happen normally.
[16:43] en
    Which means...
[16:45] atsu
    Wombat...
[16:46] en
    Let's take him to task.
[16:51] taw
    What's going on?!
[16:57] taw
    Wh-Why is this happening?
[17:01] io
    Did you hear something?
[17:02] ryuu
    Behind us, right?
[17:04] io
    Yes.
[17:05] ryuu
    A m-molester?
[17:06] io
    Why would you think that?
[17:08] ryuu
    Well, there was that "unique" beach back there...
[17:11] ryuu
    And we're pretty hot guys, you know?
[17:13] io
    Well, I suppose if I had to classify us,
    we'd be on the hot side.
[17:16] ryuu
    Right?
[17:17] ryuu
    So it must have been the molester
    who used your toothbrush.
[17:21] ryuu
    It's obvious that no one in our group
    would do something like that!
[17:24] io
    You have a point.
[17:26] ryuu
    Let's catch him and take him to task!
[17:28] io
    Good idea.
[17:29] taw
    Was I dead, perhaps?
[17:32] taw
    My body feels rather numb,
    there's not much feeling...
[17:36] taw
    S-Someone save me!
[17:44] en
    Okay, on three.
[17:47] atsu
    Yeah.
[17:51] ryuu
    Okay, on three.
[17:54] io
    Right.
[17:55] both
    One, two...
[17:56] all
    Three!
[18:06] io
    Did you catch the molester?
[18:11] ryuu
    Why are you guys here?
[18:12] gero
    Who are you calling a molester?
[18:15] gero
    And you're heavy!
[18:17] en
    Mr. President.
[18:19] en
    You smell nice. Fresh out of the bath?
[18:22] kusa
    Remove yourself from me at once!
[18:24] en
    Sure, sorry.
[18:28] atsu
    You okay?
[18:32] kusa
    Aside from an extreme feeling of discomfort.
[18:37] io
    Can you stand?
[18:39] gero
    I'm fine.
[18:42] io
    There's a leaf stuck on you.
[18:45] ryuu
    Why are you turning red?
[18:47] gero
    Sh-Shut up!
[18:49] atsu
    What are you doing here?
[18:51] kusa
    What are you all doing here?
[18:53] en
    Defense Club training camp.
[18:55] kusa
    I wasn't asking you!
[18:57] ari
    Huh?
[18:58] ari
    What's all this?
[19:00] ari
    What are you all doing here together?
[19:01] kusa
    Never mind. It's all meaningless.
[19:03] kusa
    I don't want to think about it.
[19:05] kusa
    I'm erasing it from my memory.
[19:07] gero
    Hey, President, wait for us!
[19:10] ari
    I have no idea what's going on, but bye!
[19:12] io
    What are they doing here?
[19:14] atsu
    It's a mystery.
[19:16] en
    There was a weird vibe to those guys, too.
[19:20] yumoto
    Everyone's taking so long!
[19:22] yumoto
    Even Wom-san ran away.
[19:24] yumoto
    Nothing to do.
[19:26] atsu
    I really do suspect Wombat, though.
[19:28] en
    He's an alien, after all.
[19:30] ryuu
    I'm still pushing the molester theory.
[19:32] io
    Rejected.
[19:33] ryuu
    Huh?
[19:35] yumoto
    I've been waiting forever!
[19:37] ryuu
    Sorry, sorry.
[19:38] atsu
    A lot of things happened.
[19:43] taw
    Are those my students?
[19:46] taw
    Hey!
[19:55] yumoto
    A monster!
[19:57] yumoto
    Let's Love Making!
[20:00] yumoto
    We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[20:03] five
    Battle Lovers!
[20:05] yumoto
    Feel the power...
[20:07] five
    Of love!
[20:10] yumoto
    Take this, monster!
[20:25] wom
    No! Don't do that!
[20:27] yumoto
    Love Attack!
[20:38] taw
    What's going on?!
[20:49] yumoto
    Huh? Mr. Tawarayama?
[20:52] io
    So it wasn't a monster?
[20:54] ryuu
    I guess Tawarayama was the monster.
[20:56] atsu
    To be honest, it was so dark,
    I couldn't really see...
[20:59] en
    We kinda got carried away there.
[21:01] wom
    Tawarayama-san! Are you okay?
[21:03] en
    It's fine. He was dead already anyway.
[21:06] atsu
    Was this your doing?
[21:08] io
    If you're going to scare us,
    at least do it properly.
[21:10] wom
    Um...
[21:11] ryuu
    Say "boo" or something.
[21:13] io
    That's too old-fashioned.
[21:15] ryuu
    It was just one example!
[21:17] yumoto
    I'm so sleepy. Let's go home.
[21:21] ryuu
    You're the one who wanted
    to do the test of courage!
[21:23] atsu
    Well, let's go back anyway.
[21:25] en
    Yeah.
[21:26] io
    More importantly, I want to know
    who used my toothbrush!
[21:30] en
    You're still stuck on that?
[21:32] atsu
    Let's go, Yumoto.
[21:33] yumoto
    Okay...
[21:34] io
    I will not sleep until we resolve
    the matter of my toothbrush!
[21:37] wom
    Um... Everyone...
[21:40] wom
    Please help me... Please...
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[21:50] wom
    They're a bit blurry from the camera shaking...
[21:53] wom
    But it's nice to gain new memories like this.
[21:58] wom
    Though things got a bit hairy at the end there.
[22:02] wom
    Th-This is...
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    Yes | No
[23:40] kusa
    "Friendship!"
[23:41] kusa
    There is nothing more
    transient and fragile than this.
[23:45] kusa
    Now, let us sever the bonds between people,
[23:48] kusa
    and plunge the world into despair!
[23:51] kusa
    Next time: Love Wanders!
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Love Wanders!
[23:53] kusa
    Conquest!