6 - HAPPY Identity

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[00:12] shu
    Ah, the rainy season...
[00:15] shu
    So exhausting.
[00:19] karl
    What's all this?
[00:20] karl
    Does "rainy season" mean it
    really rains all the time?
[00:22] karl
    This is the coolest!
[00:24] karl
    Exhausting and heavy.
[00:25] karl
    If something has to weigh me down,
    I wish it could be just the rain or Karls...
[00:30] karl
    What's the matter?
[00:31] karl
    Humans don't like the rainy season?
[00:33] karl
    Oh, is it because you can't dry
    off quickly when you're wet?
[00:36] karl
    I can handle that, though!
[00:43] shu
    Actually, maybe I can't handle either option...
[00:48] kar
    Hey, hey!
[00:49] kar
    Is it really just gonna
    keep raining like this?
[00:52] kar
    Is there a sign or something when it stops?
[00:55] kar
    I wanna see it!
[00:57] shu
    If you spend enough time outdoors,
    you'll probably see it.
[01:00] kar
    Sounds great! I'll spend
    all my time outdoors!
[01:05] shu
    Looks like I'll just have to
    worry about the rain, then.
[01:15] ata
    What are you looking at?
[01:17] ata
    You forgot your umbrella, didn't you?
[01:20] ata
    You can't use mine.
[01:21] shu
    No, I was thinking... it's really flashy.
[01:25] ata
    What?!
[01:27] ata
    That vinyl umbrella would
    be better suited to you.
[01:30] ata
    That vinyl umbrella, used as a stopgap
    by those with poor planning skills!
[01:35] shu
    Well... I have an umbrella, actually.
[01:38] ata
    What?
[01:39] kiri
    Sorry, did I keep you waiting long?
[01:43] kiri
    Hey, Ata-kun!
[01:45] kiri
    What's the matter?
[01:47] ata
    You always do this!
[01:49] ata
    You make no preparations,
    force others to help you,
[01:52] ata
    then take it for granted that they will!
[01:54] kiri
    What's going on?
[01:56] ata
    And Kirishima! You're just as bad!
[01:58] ata
    You constantly indulge him!
[02:01] una
    What's all this?
[02:05] una
    Well, goodbye.
[02:10] shu
    So sleepy.
SIGN    HAPPY Identity
[03:57] kiri
    Hey, Kyotaro. Why don't you carry an umbrella?
[04:02] shu
    Can't be bothered.
[04:11] shu
    The rainy season has me
    even sleepier than usual.
[04:14] kiri
    You're sleepy all year round, Kyotaro.
[04:17] waku
    Now that you mention it, I can't imagine
    Kyotaro-kun carrying an umbrella.
[04:21] dogo
    That's true...
[04:23] dogo
    Nanao-senpai, I always imagine
    you with a bamboo umbrella.
[04:30] dogo
    It would look perfect with you!
[04:32] man
    And you...
[04:36] man
    You carry that perpetually
    busted-up vinyl one.
[04:39] dogo
    Shut up! You're no better!
[04:43] dogo
    You always carry that same purple vinyl one!
[04:47] man
    P-Purple merges the contrasting vitality
    of red with the tranquility of blue.
[04:53] man
    Psychologically speaking,
    it represents balance!
[05:00] man
    S-Speaking of umbrellas,
    130 million of them are sold per year.
[05:04] man
    80 million of those are vinyl umbrellas.
[05:07] man
    In addition, over half of those
    end up busted within the year...
[05:09] shu
    Oh, I hear people lose vinyl umbrellas a lot.
[05:13] kiri
    Kyotaro, you're the only person in Japan who
    could treat a universal experience like hearsay.
[05:16] man
    Hey, are you listening?
[05:17] dogo
    They're stolen a lot, too!
[05:19] waku
    Because vinyl umbrellas
    are so indistinguishable.
[05:22] waku
    It's hard to notice if
    someone swaps them on you.
[05:24] waku
    The best way to prevent theft might
    be to add a distinguishing mark of some kind.
[05:30] dogo
    Like writing your name really big...
SIGN    Dogo Ichiro
[05:33] man
    Assuming that wouldn't embarrass you, anyway.
[05:36] waku
    Actually, I think asserting
    yourself like that
[05:39] waku
    would be the best way to guard against theft.
[05:41] waku
    Who would steal something they'd
    be embarrassed to carry around?
[05:49] tori
    Those people... They seem like
    they're just shooting the breeze.
[05:54] tori
    Maybe I'll try talking to them...
[05:58] tori
    No, I can't.
[05:59] tori
    I'll just get swept along
    in the conversation.
[06:04] tori
    I...
[06:06] tori
    I can't make real friends.
[06:09] tori
    The kinds of friends I really want are...
[06:20] shu
    You've got a hell of a backbone.
[06:23] tori
    So do you.
SIGN    Friendship
[06:32] tori
    ...friends that you make like this!
[06:35] tori
    Friends you have heated debates with!
[06:38] tori
    That you sweat with!
[06:40] tori
    But I...
[06:42] tori
    Shucho Kaimu...
SIGN    Shucho Kaimu
[06:44] tori
    As my name suggests,
    I'm unable to assert myself...
[06:47] tori
    I'm just swept along with
    whatever everyone else is doing.
[06:51] tori
    I don't have any real friends.
[06:54] tori
    Bye-bye!
[06:55] tori
    Bye-bye!
[06:55] tori
    Bye-bye!
[06:56] tori
    Bye-bye!
[07:00] tori
    Just "bye-bye" friends, who wave to
    each other when it's time to go home.
[07:05] tori
    It's barely two seconds of communication!
[07:08] tori
    We've only just met
    and we're already saying goodbye!
[07:11] tori
    Those aren't friends!
[07:13] tori
    Have I... Have I...
[07:17] tori
    Have I not made real friends yet?
[07:20] tori
    Have I not experienced
    true high school life yet?
[07:24] kiri
    He's been there for a while, hasn't he?
[07:26] kiri
    Yes, he has.
[07:28] kiri
    Definitely.
[07:29] kiri
    A peeping Tom?
[07:34] tori
    Now's the moment! Now!
[07:36] tori
    I need to break out of
    my shell, assert myself,
[07:38] tori
    and make proper, deep friendships!
[07:43] tori
    Now that I think about it,
    a strong icebreaker is important, isn't it?
[07:47] tori
    Maybe I'll lead with a simple,
    "The bath feels great, huh?"
[07:51] tori
    Or something like that?
[07:53] tori
    No, something so trivial won't do!
[07:57] tori
    I need to grab their attention
    the moment I enter!
[08:00] tori
    But if I get too personal,
    they might think I'm weird...
[08:04] tori
    Maybe I'll just slip into their ongoing
    conversation, and earn goodwill that way?
[08:08] kiri
    Is he looking at us and muttering to himself?
[08:11] waku
    Ryoma-kun, go check him out.
[08:14] kiri
    Sure!
[08:14] kiri
    Wait, why me?
[08:16] dogo
    If he's peeping, we should confront him!
[08:18] man
    No, we can't do that, either.
[08:22] shu
    I'm overheating.
[08:25] kiri
    W-Wait, Kyotaro!
[08:36] tori
    What luck!
[08:38] tori
    Opportunity has fallen into my lap!
[08:39] tori
    Okay, now, just how you practiced it...
[08:42] tori
    Brown's the best color for umbrellas,
     don't you think?
[08:45] tori
    You know... umber-ellas.
[08:48] kiri
    Is he trying to justify peeping?
[08:49] kiri
    Can puns do that?
[08:51] kiri
    Building off our talk of umbrellas?
[08:53] kiri
    Expanding our umbrella circle has
    called a dangerous man into our midst.
[08:56] shu
    I don't know. Why?
[08:59] kiri
    Wow, he gave a prompt
    after getting the punchline...
[09:02] kiri
    He's forcing him to make a riddle out of it?
[09:04] kiri
    Kyotaro-kun's got a real sadistic streak.
[09:07] tori
    Um, w-well, it's a joke on the color umber,
[09:10] tori
    like brown, and the word umbrella...
[09:12] man
    The more he explains it,
    the more painful this gets.
[09:15] dogo
    Oh, hey! Was that the joke?
[09:17] man
    You actually needed the explanation?!
[09:20] tori
    Um... um...
[09:23] tori
    I... I like vinyl umbrellas, because they're
    transparent, which lets you see your surroundings better.
[09:28] tori
    They're cheap, and they're stolen often...
[09:30] shu
    I don't know. Wh—
[09:32] kiri
    No reason!
[09:33] kiri
    I think we've been in
    the bath too long today.
[09:37] tori
    Um, um... Vinyl umbrellas
    are very easy to use...
[09:41] tori
    Right? R-Right?
[09:43] man
    Let's hurry! There are some
    things you just shouldn't touch.
[09:47] dog
    Touch?! He's a groper, too?
[09:51] waku
    Ichiro-kun, I'll buy you a
    basic guide to idioms later.
[09:56] waku
    Let's go.
[09:57] dogo
    Really? Really?
[09:59] dogo
    I'd be honored to get a present
    from you, Nanao-senpai!
[10:02] tori
    Um, wait a mi—
[10:08] tori
    How could this have happened?
[10:09] tori
    I tried to initiate a real conversation,
    yet I completely failed to assert myself...
[10:14] tori
    I wanted to have a deeper
    conversation and be real friends!
[10:29] shiro
    Using a vinyl umbrella made
    for the British royal family
[10:33] shiro
    makes even walking to
    school in the rainy season
[10:34] shiro
    feel like a precious
    morning, don't you think?
[10:37] una
    If you used a normal vinyl umbrella,
    you'd look just like everyone else.
[10:41] ata
    Wielding a high-class umbrella
    suggests self-awareness and responsibility.
[10:47] ata
    The student council must not
    carry the umbrellas of commoners.
[10:52] una
    Ah.
[10:53] hone
    I... see.
[10:57] tori
    Vinyl umbrellas...
[10:58] tori
    I bet even an umbrella like this
    could be an opening for a conversation.
[11:07] tori
    I didn't assert myself enough last
    time about the vinyl umbrellas.
[11:11] tori
    If I assert my love for vinyl umbrellas more,
[11:14] tori
    I'm sure we'll become good friends!
[11:16] dogo
    Boy, I'm hungry!
[11:19] dogo
    Let's eat!
[11:21] tori
    Wow, don't vinyl umbrellas look delicious?
[11:25] dogo
    I'm done!
[11:29] man
    It's that guy from before!
[11:31] dogo
    That guy is bad news!
[11:35] man
    What on earth is his problem?
[11:37] dogo
    Did we do something to make him hate us?
[11:42] shu
    Just exhausted.
[11:43] shu
    The rainy season's possessed me.
[11:45] shu
    Ryo-chin, exorcise it.
[11:48] kiri
    Possessed you? It's not a demon...
[11:53] tori
    Would you like a vinyl umbrella?
[11:56] shu
    I don't know. Why?
[12:01] kiri
    Th-That's right!
[12:02] kiri
    We were gonna take the long way around,
     to get some exercise in!
[12:06] kiri
    Scary!
[12:07] kiri
    Maybe he's not a creeper,
    but a kind of demon?
[12:16] tori
    The view from under a vinyl umbrella...
[12:19] tori
    The rain makes everything blurry,
    which is a bit melancholy, don't you think?
[12:23] tori
    But I like that about it!
[12:25] tori
    Would you like one?
[12:34] kiri
    What do you think?
[12:35] dogo
    He's definitely bad news!
[12:38] man
    And if you look into his eyes...
[12:42] man
    They're the eyes of a man
    who's crossed a line.
[12:45] kiri
    No... It suggests...
[12:47] kiri
    he may not be human at all anymore.
[12:50] waku
    But he did seem quite obsessed
    with vinyl umbrellas.
[12:56] shu
    You think he works for a
    company that makes them?
[12:59] shu
    It is the rainy season...
[13:00] shu
    The rainy season, yeah.
[13:02] shu
    It's... the rainy season, yeah.
[13:04] shu
    Maybe it's viral marketing
    for vinyl umbrellas?
[13:07] shu
    Maybe!
[13:08] kiri
    Very... passionate... viral marketing.
[13:12] waku
    We're definitely backing
    away from the truth...
[13:16] waku
    But I like that about us.
[13:25] tori
    My chance! This time...
[13:27] kiri
    Sorry about that.
[13:28] tori
    Hey...
[13:31] kiri
    There he is!
[13:33] kiri
    Look, we already have a vinyl umbrella.
[13:36] kiri
    Come on, let's go, Kyotaro.
[13:43] karl
    Karu-ru-ru-ru!
[13:44] karl
    Rain, rain! Yeah, yeah!
[13:48] tori
    I'm just like these vinyl umbrellas.
[13:52] tori
    Neither of us have any self-assertion.
[13:57] tori
    That's why nobody cares about us.
[14:00] (Flashback) tori
    Bye-bye!
[14:01] (Flashback) tori
    Bye-bye!
[14:02] (Flashback) tori
    Bye-bye!
[14:02] (Flashback) tori
    Bye-bye!
[14:06] tori
    For two years... we've never said anything
    but "hello" and "goodbye" to each other!
[14:12] tori
    Everyone's just fine without me!
[14:15] tori
    Vinyl umbrellas are all the same,
    too, and that's why they get stolen!
[14:18] tori
    And when that happens,
    people just say "fine, whatever!"
[14:22] ata
    That's right.
[14:27] tori
    Aren't you...
[14:30] tori
    the student council?
SIGN    Ibusuki Ata Born June 12th Blood Type A Gemini Hobbies: Spending time at home Likes: Nagashi-somen, hard work
[14:46] karl
    Someone's unhappy.
[14:47] shu
    Here we go again.
[14:49] karl
    My knights of happiness!
[14:51] karl
    Come on!
[15:02] karl
    Now, make your pledge with a kiss.
[15:39] karl
    Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss!
[15:52] karl
    Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss!
[16:05] karl
    Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss!
[16:19] karl
    Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss!
[16:32] karl
    Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss!
[16:37] karl
    Like the flowers that
    bloom across the world...
[16:39] karl
    Like the stars that shine in the night sky...
[16:42] karl
    Like the moon that illuminates
    everything below...
[16:44] karl
    Like the snow that gently
    embraces the land...
[16:46] karl
    Let's bring happiness to the universe!
[16:49] karl
    We are the magic knights who bring happiness!
[16:53] karl
    Karls Knights Happy Kiss!
[16:57] karl
    Knights contract complete!
[17:00] shu
    Oh, we transformed again.
[17:04] karl
    Right now, he's in the depths of
    the suffering known as resentment!
[17:08] karl
    We need to make him happy!
[17:12] bini
    Viny viny viny!
[17:19] ---
    That's dangerous!
[17:20] kiri
    What's with all the droplets?
[17:24] kiri
    Wait, is that all he's got?
[17:26] kiri
    I think it's just normal water.
[17:28] dogo
    Oh, please.
[17:29] dogo
    This guy's nothing special.
[17:31] dogo
    Viny?
[17:32] bini
    How dare you mock me!
[17:35] bini
    Viny!
[17:39] dogo
    This attack's a lot more dangerous!
[17:43] bini
    Don't underestimate the potential of vinyl!
[17:46] bini
    You guys say vinyl umbrellas are mass-produced
    with no distinguishing features!
[17:50] bini
    You should take better care of them!
[17:56] waku
    Do you think this monster might be the boy
    who was obsessed with vinyl umbrellas?
[18:03] shira
    Maybe we should leave it to that
    monster and head back for now?
[18:07] una
    Sounds good to me.
[18:10] una
    Ata?
[18:11] una
    What's the matter?
[18:17] una
    Maybe we'll watch a little longer.
[18:20] vin
    Viny viny!
[18:21] vin
    You just realized it now?
[18:23] vin
    That's right! That's what I am!
[18:26] vin
    I'm like an indistinguishable vinyl umbrella,
    that you don't even notice when it's stolen!
[18:30] vin
    None of you would talk to me!
[18:33] kiri
    I think he's blaming this on us.
[18:36] dogo
    Taishi, you're the one who
    said he'd crossed the line!
[18:39] man
    I-Ichiro, you're the one who left your
    seat without taking a bite of your curry!
[18:43] waku
    Now, now.
[18:44] waku
    Why don't we settle this in the usual way,
    by making him happy?
[18:47] man
    Fair enough.
[18:48] dogo
    I guess...
[18:49] kiri
    Oh? Where's Kyotaro gone?
[18:55] kiri
    There he is!
[18:58] kiri
    Oh, there he is.
[19:00] kiri
    Hey!
[19:03] kiri
    I think he's sleeping.
[19:06] kiri
    Ryoma-kun, could you fetch him?
[19:08] kiri
    For heaven's sake. This is pitiful...
[19:12] dogo
    Um... I think he's waiting for us...
[19:16] dogo
    You think he's a good guy?
[19:17] dogo
    Maybe he's just the kind of
    person who's easily swept along?
[19:20] kiri
    Kyotaro.
[19:22] kiri
    Hey! Wake up!
[19:26] shu
    It's just so hard to care when it's raining.
[19:28] shu
    Ryo-chin. Could you please fill in for me?
[19:31] krii
    What do you think this is? Homework?
[19:34] vini
    Viny! Viny! Viny!
[19:36] vini
    How long are you gonna make me wait?!
[19:38] man
    He really was waiting?
[19:40] man
    I think he might really be a good guy!
[19:43] man
    Shut up! Shut up!
[19:44] man
    Stop mocking me all the time!
[19:46] waku
    That was a smooth piece
    of baiting, right there.
[19:49] vini
    Don't mock vinyl umbrellas!
[19:51] shu
    Vinyl umbrellas are very
    convenient and easy to use.
[19:56] shu
    They fulfill their job
    as umbrellas very well.
[19:59] vin
    Viny?
[20:00] shu
    You can mark them so that
    they won't be stolen
[20:03] shu
    and assert your personality that way, too.
[20:05] vin
    Viny!
[20:07] vin
    I tried to mark myself, too!
[20:10] vin
    But you still wouldn't talk to me!
[20:12] dogo
    Marked?
[20:13] man
    He probably means that string
    of misguided approaches.
[20:16] both
    We never noticed!
[20:18] viny
    I just want to assert myself with others
    without getting swept along.
[20:27] viny
    Why not join the debate club, then?
[20:30] viny
    Now! Use your powers
    combined to make him happy!
[20:34] viny
    Are you happy?
[20:35] viny
    Yes!
[20:35] viny
    Are you happy?
[20:36] viny
    Yes!
[20:37] viny
    Are you happy?
[20:38] viny
    Yes!
[20:38] viny
    Are you happy?
[20:39] viny
    Yes!
[20:40] viny
    Are you happy?
[20:41] viny
    Yes!
[20:42] viny
    Let's happy hour!
[20:45] viny
    Happy and Set!
[20:58] viny
    Return to happiness!
[21:00] viny
    Happy and Turn!
[21:12] viny
    Right as rain.
[21:13] viny
    Because I'm an umbrella, you know?
[21:19] viny
    Happy End!
[21:21] viny
    Happy Powder!
[21:29] tori
    You've opened my eyes!
[21:31] tori
    I'll assert myself in the debate club!
[21:38] ata
    I guess he was just a
    vinyl umbrella all along.
[21:40] ata
    He wasn't worthy to take the spotlight.
[21:45] una
    Ata?
[21:46] una
    Darn it...
[21:52] dogo
    My umbrella!
[21:55] waku
    I guess there's no need to worry
    about it being stolen now.
[21:58] waku
    It suits you surprisingly well.
[22:00] waku
    Very self-assertive.
[22:02] waku
    Chiro, you might not need that.
[22:08] waku
    The rain let up.
[22:09] waku
    A rainbow, huh?
[22:10] waku
    A rainbow, yeah.
[22:11] waku
    Total rainbow.
[22:12] waku
    A rainbow? Where, where?
[22:14] waku
    Wow!
[22:16] karl
    Yahoo!
[22:18] karl
    It's the sign for when the rain stops!
[22:19] karl
    Karurururu!
SIGN    HAPPY Flutter Kicks
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    way to HAPPY Flutter Kicks."
SIGN    Suddenly, it's summer! Another all-male swimming competition?
SIGN    It's a school event, so there will be the traditional principal's long-winded speech.
SIGN    Actually, this comment is so long-winded we had to shrink the font, so it's really hard to read, sorry about that.
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