3 - Feel Love, Narcissus!

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SIGN    Tradition! Binan High School
    Pretty Boy Contest
SIGN    Beautiful, Proper, Pure
SIGN    The 27th of Every Month is Pretty Boy Day
[00:08] kuro
    My name is Kurotori Moteo.
[00:11] kuro
    Advisor to Binan High School's Ballet Club.
[00:13] kuro
    Likes: Being popular.
[00:16] kuro
    Dislikes: Heaviness.
SIGN    Kurotori Moteo
[00:18] kuro
    It carries no weight with the ladies.
[00:19] kuro
    This month, at last...
[00:22] kuro
    I will take the crown of Binan
    High School's #1 Pretty Boy!
[00:40] en
    I saw nothing.
[00:42] atsu
    Let's say we saw nothing.
[00:43] en
    That's just what he wants.
[00:45] yumoto
    How come?
[00:46] yumoto
    You could see Mr. Kurotori's entire—
[00:49] en
    It's fine for you! You're the bath attendant.
[00:52] atsu
    Since it's something we didn't want to see,
[00:55] atsu
    we want to say we didn't see it!
[00:57] yumoto
    Huh? Why didn't you want
    to see Mr. Kurotori's—
[01:01] atsu
    There's no reason!
[01:02] en
    Most people wouldn't want to see that.
[01:04] yumoto
    What's wrong with hanging out naked?
[01:06] yumoto
    I love it. Seeing it and showing it!
[01:10] kuro
    Hello there.
[01:12] kuro
    My sweet honeys.
[01:14] kuro
    Pardon me for going on ahead.
[01:17] atsu
    G-Goodbye.
[01:19] yumoto
    Thanks for coming!
[01:21] kuro
    Spin, spin, spin!
[01:23] kuro
    Spin, spin, spin!
SIGN    Feel Love, Narcissus!
[03:01] en
    Oh? That had to be on purpose, right?
[03:04] atsu
    Yeah.
[03:05] en
    Did you know?
[03:06] en
    They say that hiring him for
    our school was an accident.
[03:11] atsu
    Mr. Kurotori?
[03:12] en
    Yeah. Apparently the principal
    wanted a volleyball club advisor,
[03:17] en
    but he accidentally hired a
    ballet dance club advisor.
[03:21] atsu
    That seems too stupid to be true.
[03:23] en
    But this is a principal who
    holds monthly pretty boy contests
[03:26] en
    even though it's an all-boys' school.
[03:29] atsu
    Now that you mention it,
    I suppose it is possible...
[03:33] en
    But why hold a pretty boy
    contest at an all-boys' school?
[03:36] atsu
    Maybe it's because there are only boys here?
[03:40] ryuu
    Huh? The Ballet Club?
[03:42] kuro
    You are the chosen students.
SIGN    Ballet Club
[03:44] kuro
    Because you both caught my eye.
[03:47] kuro
    Well? Won't you arabesque with me?
[03:52] io
    Is there a financial advantage
    to be gained from this?
[03:55] kuro
    One can expect profits from
    recital entrance fees and,
[03:57] kuro
    if one becomes a star, profits
    from sales of merchandise.
[04:01] io
    Merchandise, eh?
[04:03] ryuu
    How do girls like it?
[04:06] kuro
    It's no exaggeration to say that
    90% of ballet fans are women.
[04:10] kuro
    I await a positive response from you both.
[04:14] gero
    That's the Ballet Club advisor, Kurotori.
[04:17] gero
    He's been pestering me to join, too.
[04:20] kusa
    I heard that his club
    doesn't have a single member.
[04:24] kuso
    If this keeps up, we will be
    forced to shut his club down.
[04:28] ari
    But Kurotori's goal probably isn't
    to gain more club members.
[04:32] ari
    It's to gain more fans.
[04:36] kusa
    Disciples to give him votes
    in the pretty boy contest, eh?
[04:44] io
    In terms of cost-effectiveness,
    the Ballet Club isn't a very good prospect.
[04:47] ryuu
    You decided to calculate it?
[04:49] io
    You never know where you might find gold.
[04:52] io
    Would you ever join the Ballet Club, Ryuu?
[04:55] ryuu
    Nah.
[04:56] ryuu
    He said 90% of ballet fans are girls,
[05:00] ryuu
    but the people around me
    are 100% girls, all the time.
[05:03] ryuu
    So if I did ballet, my ratio
    would actually go down.
[05:05] io
    Even if the ratio went down,
    the overall parameters would go up...
[05:09] io
    But I won't bother talking to you about numbers.
[05:11] ryuu
    Well, all I know is...
[05:13] io
    Money is...
[05:14] ryuu
    Women are...
[05:15] both
    Life!
[05:16] boy
    Zaou-kun, Naruko-kun.
[05:18] boy
    Here are the voting forms
    for the pretty boy contest.
[05:21] boy
    Put them in the voting box as usual.
[05:24] io
    What an annoyance.
    I can't make a single yen off this.
[05:27] ryuu
    And if I don't take #1,
    the girls will throw a fit.
[05:31] gero
    You've never taken #1.
[05:35] ryuu
    What are you looking at?
[05:37] gero
    I could ask you the same.
[05:38] gero
    You can't seem to take your eyes off me.
[05:41] ryuu
    What are you talking about?
[05:48] kuro
    Heading that way, my sweet honey?
[05:51] kuro
    Why not celebrate youth in the Ballet Club?
[05:57] yumoto
    That paper's great!
[05:59] kuro
    Read the reverse side closely, too.
SIGN    Binan High School Pretty Boy Contest
    
    
    Prince of Black Swannie
SIGN    Cast a pure vote for Prince Kurotori
[06:02] kuro
    Cast a pure vote for Prince Kurotori.
[06:05] yumoto
    This paper sure is great!
[06:07] kuro
    The paper?
SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol)
[06:10] yumoto
    Basketball Club, go!
[06:16] yumoto
    Now, the Ballet Club! Go!
[06:21] yumoto
    Wow!
[06:22] yumoto
    I knew it! The Ballet Club wins by a long shot!
[06:26] io
    He seems to have spent a lot of money
    on good paper for his pamphlets.
[06:30] ryuu
    Lousy taste, though.
[06:32] en
    What are you doing, Yumoto?
[06:34] atsu
    Looks like he's deciding which club to join,
[06:37] atsu
    based on paper airplane distance.
[06:39] wombat
    That's horrible!
[06:40] yumoto
    What is?
[06:41] wombat
    You are already in a club-paparazzi!
[06:44] yumoto
    Huh?
[06:45] wombat
    Our "Defenders of Love Earth Defense Club"!
[06:48] en
    Don't just name it without asking.
[06:50] atsu
    And you're saying
    authoritatively that it's a club?
[06:52] wombat
    I submitted the application with
    Tawarayama-san as the advisor.
[06:56] yumoto
    But monsters don't attack every day.
[06:59] yumoto
    I'm bored.
[07:00] wombat
    That's no reason to two-time me!
[07:03] wombat
    You play with me and cuddle
    me every day, and yet...
[07:06] yumoto
    But you only let me cuddle you once a day.
[07:11] en
    Yumoto really is formidable.
[07:13] ---
    Yeah.
[07:14] ryuu
    Speaking of which, this pretty boy contest...
SIGN    Binan High School Pretty Boy Contest
    
    
    Prince of Black Swannie
SIGN    Cast a pure vote for Prince Kurotori
[07:17] ryuu
    When is it again?
SIGN    Pretty Boy Day
    27th (bi-nan-shi)
[07:18] io
    Every month on the 27th.
[07:20] io
    "Binanshi" means Pretty Boy Day.
[07:22] en
    Isn't "27" more like "two-na,"
    which makes "Tuna" Day?
[07:25] ryuu
    Not like I care, but the one thing
    I can't stand is losing to that Gero guy.
[07:29] yumoto
    Why is that?
[07:30] en
    Did you actually have a rivalry going?
[07:32] io
    Mildly so.
[07:34] atsu
    Now that you mention it, last month,
    Ryuu and Gero tied for 3rd place.
[07:38] atsu
    With Kusatsu at #1 and Arima at #2.
[07:41] ryuu
    I bet the student council members
    got whole groups to vote for them!
[07:44] ryuu
    The point is, I'm knocking Gero out.
[07:47] en
    Sounds fun.
[07:49] yumoto
    Huh? How so?
[07:50] en
    A battle between the Earth
    Defense Club's "#1 Hustler" Zaou
[07:54] en
    vs. the student council's
    "Chief Narcissist" Gero.
[07:57] atsu
    You're bored too, huh, En-chan?
[07:59] en
    Thus, I call a strategy meeting to
    figure out how to bring Ryuu victory.
[08:02] [SONG] sign
    What is POPULARITY?
[08:03] en
    Here's the topic for debate.
[08:04] atsu
    There? We're starting from there?
[08:07] en
    It's not attractive to achieve
    only superficial popularity.
[08:10] en
    To achieve true popularity,
    one must discover its essence.
[08:14] ryuu
    Is this really going to make me #1?
[08:17] wombat
    I have a question, as well.
[08:19] wombat
    This is an all-boys' school.
[08:21] wombat
    Is it acceptable that "popularity" in
    this case refers to popularity with boys?
[08:25] en
    It is.
[08:26] atsu
    It is?
[08:27] yumoto
    Huh? We're thinking of ways
    to get popular with boys?
[08:31] yumoto
    Putting all our heads together?
[08:33] en
    It's for Ryuu's sake.
[08:34] io
    Even if it won't earn me a single yen,
[08:36] io
    I suppose I must, if it's for Ryuu's sake.
[08:39] yumoto
    Huh? Seriously?
[08:41] yumoto
    If you're gonna be popular, wouldn't
    it be better to be popular with girls?
[08:45] en
    You're so naïve, Yumoto.
[08:47] en
    To be frank, there's no point
    in being popular with girls.
[08:49] yumoto
    Why not?
[08:51] en
    Girls are to be admired.
[08:53] ryuu
    You mean love them,
    rather than be loved by them?
[08:55] atsu
    They do say that men are
    more admiring of manly traits.
[08:59] en
    That's right.
[09:00] en
    They also say that women betray,
    but men do not.
[09:04] io
    Although money is even more loyal.
[09:07] en
    The point is, there's value
    in being a man loved by men!
[09:10] atsu
    He said it outright!
[09:11] yumoto
    Oh! But now that you mention it,
    when I watch yakuza flicks,
[09:15] yumoto
    my heart always flutters at the
    sight of a young gang leader.
[09:18] atsu
    Did you just come out?!
[09:19] en
    Okay. Now that we have the
    definition of popularity,
[09:22] en
    our next subject is "approach."
[09:24] en
    How do you get popular
    with men? Think about it!
[09:26] ---
    Yeah!
[09:28] wombat
    What are they so fired up for?
[09:32] [SONG] sign
    [Requirements to be popular with men]
[09:32] [SONG] sign
    1. Strength
    
    2. Money
    
    3. Brotherliness
[09:33] en
    We've solidified the popularity requirements.
[09:36] atsu
    The #1 requirement
    being strength is realistic.
[09:39] ryuu
    #3 being brotherliness is realistic, too.
[09:42] io
    Money is important, too.
[09:44] wombat
    You got tired of it, did you?
[09:47] yumoto
    Yeah, 'cause I hate thinking.
[09:50] en
    Okay. Let's put our approach
    into practice, and see
[09:55] en
    if it produces results!
[09:56] all
    Yeah!
[09:57] wombat
    Oh, if only they'd be so passionately
    macho about being the Battle Lovers!
[10:11] atsu
    En-chan. Can you do this?
[10:12] atsu
    That guy looks strong.
[10:14] en
    No problem. First...
[10:16] en
    You kill with the eyes!
[10:17] atsu
    Not with strength?
[10:23] atsu
    Ready...
[10:24] atsu
    Go!
[10:28] yumoto
    Senpai! Go over the top!
[10:31] en
    Yeah!
[10:33] en
    Over... the... top!
[10:43] atsu
    Winner: Yufuin!
[10:45] en
    All right!
[10:55] io
    Hey. What do you think of me?
[10:58] boy
    What?
[10:59] io
    I'm asking what you think of me.
[11:01] boy
    Well... Nothing in particular...
[11:03] io
    What about now?
SIGN    Account Balance
[11:12] boy
    I-Incredible!
[11:15] boy
    It's incredible!
[11:17] en
    He's fallen.
[11:18] yumoto
    The power of money is incredible!
SIGN    Class 1-A
[11:28] ryuu
    Working hard?
[11:32] boy
    Can we help you?
[11:34] ryuu
    You're triplets, right?
[11:35] boy
    Yes. As you can see.
[11:37] ryuu
    You want a big brother?
[11:39] trio
    Huh?
[11:40] en
    That came out of nowhere.
[11:41] atsu
    Well, let's watch to the end.
[11:49] ryuu
    You enjoy this cleaning stuff?
[11:52] boy
    We don't enjoy it...
[11:54] boy
    But we're on duty, so...
[11:55] boy
    We have to do it...
[11:57] ryuu
    Then... I'll make it so you can't!
[12:14] trio
    H-Huh?!
[12:17] ryuu
    Now you can't clean, right?
[12:20] ryuu
    It wasn't your fault.
[12:22] ryuu
    Let's hang. Come on.
[12:27] trio
    Big brother!
[12:28] boy
    Big brother!
[12:30] boy
    Let me call you big brother!
[12:32] boy
    Big brother!
[12:34] atsu
    He seized the hearts of the triplets?!
[12:37] yumoto
    Cool!
[12:39] ari
    Those idiots are up to something again.
[12:42] gero
    It's not at all beautiful, is it?
[12:44] kusa
    Things are drifting downwards. Let's go.
SIGN    Kinugawa Atsushi
    Born October 5th
    Blood Type A / Libra
    Hobby: Jigsaw Puzzles
    Likes: Baths, hot springs, curry
SIGN    Mr. Kurotori Rally
[13:01] kuro
    Why? Why did no one come?!
[13:05] kuro
    After I made such a grand showing
    at the arm wrestling tournament...
[13:10] kuro
    If this continues, my position of
    #1 pretty boy in Binan High School
[13:14] kuro
    will once again be taken
    by the student council...
[13:16] kuro
    No, by the dark horse,
    the Earth Defense Club!
[13:21] kuro
    Ah...
[13:22] kuro
    They should all revere me,
    honor me, love me! Why?!
[13:26] kuro
    Why?!
[13:28] zun
    He may be a suitable servant.
[13:31] kusa
    Yes, Lord Zundar.
[13:33] zun
    Go, Caerula Adamas!
[13:40] kusa
    Conquest!
[13:43] trio
    We are the rulers of this blue world...
[13:45] trio
    Caerula Adamas!
[13:48] zun
    Now, release the Zundar Needle!
[13:54] kusa
    Aurum!
[13:55] ari
    Argentum!
[13:56] gero
    Perla!
[14:01] trio
    Donum!
SIGN    1579th Pretty Boy Contest
[14:15] boy
    Today's the day to vote
    in the pretty boy contest!
[14:18] boy
    Please cast your pure,
    proper, beautiful votes!
[14:22] en
    We've done all we can.
[14:24] en
    Now we wait for the
    proclamation from on high.
[14:26] atsu
    We have?
[14:29] wrestler
    I'm voting for you.
[14:31] en
    Right.
[14:32] boy
    I'll put in for you, Naruko-kun.
[14:33] io
    Thanks.
[14:34] trio
    Big brother! We're gonna vote for you!
[14:37] ryuu
    Let's play again sometime.
[14:38] trio
    Eee!
[14:40] yumoto
    Big brother.
[14:42] ryuu
    Shut up.
SIGN    Pretty Boy Contest
[14:45] ann
    Now, the man who will
    shine as honored king
[14:49] ann
    of the 1579th Binan High School
    Pretty Boy Contest is...
[14:56] ann
    The name is...
[14:59] monster
    It's me!
[15:02] monster
    Swan! Swan!
[15:05] boy
    What's that thing?!
[15:09] yumoto
    Hey! A monster appeared!
[15:11] ryuu
    Why now, of all times?!
[15:13] io
    I have money riding on this,
    so I'd rather it not be ruined.
[15:16] atsu
    What should we do?
[15:17] en
    What a pain.
[15:18] monster
    Everyone! Love me!
[15:21] monster
    Love Feather Storm!
[15:25] boy
    I love the guy with the black wings!
[15:27] boy
    I love you!
[15:32] yumoto
    Gross!
[15:33] wombat
    Don't freak out! Fight!
[15:36] ryuu
    What was that move, anyway?
[15:38] io
    It's pretty idiotic.
[15:39] atsu
    Part of me wants to applaud
    the opponent's cleverness, but...
[15:44] zun
    You see?
[15:45] zun
    With this plan, we will create
    a world where boys love boys,
[15:48] zun
    thus allowing no one to create any progeny!
[15:51] zun
    Now, the Earth will fall to ruin.
[15:53] zun
    What will you do, Battle Lovers?!
[15:56] wombat
    Hey!
[15:57] wombat
    Would you get to the Love Making already?!
[16:01] yumoto
    That's right! We can Love Making!
[16:03] en
    Oh, we're doing that again?
[16:06] yumoto
    Love Making!
[16:33] yumoto
    The Sparkling Prince!
[16:35] yumoto
    Battle Lover Scarlet!
[16:37] en
    Love Making.
[16:48] en
    The Flashing Prince!
[16:49] en
    Battle Lover Cerulean!
[16:52] atsu
    Love Making.
[17:02] atsu
    The Piercing Prince!
[17:03] atsu
    Battle Lover Epinard!
[17:07] oi
    Love Making.
[17:16] io
    The Roaring Prince!
[17:18] io
    Battle Lover Sulfur!
[17:21] ryuu
    Love Making!
[17:31] ryuu
    The Thrilling Prince!
[17:33] ryuu
    Battle Lover Vesta!
[17:36] monster
    What?!
[17:38] en
    You, who befoul our beloved Earth!
[17:40] ryuu
    No justice can come from loveless power!
[17:43] io
    Love is all!
[17:45] atsu
    Live for love! Die for love!
[17:48] yumoto
    We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[17:50] five
    Battle Lovers!
[17:52] yumoto
    Feel the power...
[17:55] five
    Of love!
[17:57] yumoto
    Scarlet Lumiere!
[18:01] monster
    I'm glad to see you, Battle Lovers!
[18:04] yumoto
    What?!
[18:04] monster
    Now, love me to your heart's content!
[18:08] monster
    Love Feather Splash!
[18:11] all
    Ow! Ouch!
[18:16] monster
    Once you've been pierced by
    my love feathers, it's over!
[18:18] monster
    No one can resist loving me!
[18:21] monster
    Come on! Gimme a hug!
[18:24] ryuu
    Damn! I wanna hug it!
[18:26] io
    I'll pay money for it!
[18:27] en
    I want to marry it.
[18:31] atsu
    I can't take it! I'll be right back!
[18:33] ryuu
    He ran off without us!
[18:35] en
    I never realized he was that kind of guy.
[18:41] yumoto
    Wow! You flew, Senpai!
[18:47] atsu
    You, with your beautiful wings...
[18:50] atsu
    Let me show you the love
    that burns within me...
[18:52] ryuu
    Hold it!
[18:54] io
    I've got more money than him!
[18:56] en
    I have marriage on my mind!
[18:58] ryuu
    I love you!
[18:59] io
    I love you!
[18:59] en
    I love you!
[19:00] atsu
    I love you!
[19:03] monster
    That's perfect! More love!
    Offer me all your love!
[19:07] yumoto
    Darn it, these guys!
[19:12] yumoto
    Senpai! You're humiliating yourself!
[19:14] monster
    Don't interfere!
[19:16] monster
    They love me!
[19:18] monster
    Why don't you love me, too?
[19:21] monster
    I hit you with my love feather!
[19:24] yumoto
    I don't understand that kinda thing.
[19:26] monster
    In that case...
[19:28] monster
    What about now?!
[19:33] yumoto
    Why do you want to be loved so badly?
[19:36] monster
    Why...?
[19:38] yumoto
    You've never loved anyone, have you?
[19:41] yumoto
    I think loving feels way
    better than being loved.
[19:45] yumoto
    You can cuddle, and it feels really great!
[19:48] monster
    Cuddle?
[19:50] yumoto
    Yeah, cuddle!
[19:51] yumoto
    And if there's no one you love right now,
[19:53] yumoto
    you should try cuddling yourself!
[19:56] yumoto
    It feels great!
[19:58] en
    What is he talking about?
[20:00] atsu
    I don't know, but it's very passionate.
[20:03] yumoto
    Before you try to get anyone to love you,
[20:06] yumoto
    try loving yourself first.
[20:08] en
    Is now... our chance?
[20:10] atsu
    Now!
[20:12] yumoto
    Sparkle, Lumiere of Love!
[20:15] en
    Flash, Purifying Aqua!
[20:17] atsu
    Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
[20:20] io
    Roar, Raging Gaia!
[20:22] ryuu
    Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
[20:37] yumoto
    Love Attack!
[20:49] monster
    How could I not realize
    something so important?!
[20:52] monster
    He's right! How can you live
    without loving yourself?
[20:56] monster
    The one you should love... is yourself!
[20:59] yumoto
    That's right!
[21:00] yumoto
    Love Shower!
[21:08] monster
    I love me!
[21:16] yumoto
    Love is over!
[21:18] yumoto
    The monster was Mr. Kurotori?
[21:22] ryuu
    He looks happy, though.
[21:25] io
    Yes, he looks comfortable.
[21:28] en
    I'm tired.
[21:34] ari
    We lost again.
[21:35] gero
    The Battle Lovers... Just who are they?
[21:39] kusa
    We will surely have them grovel at our feet.
SIGN    Kurotama Bath
[21:49] gora
    Yumoto. How's the water today?
[21:53] yumoto
    Perfect again today, Gora.
[21:57] en
    Hey, random question.
[21:59] en
    Which part do you guys wash first?
[22:02] atsu
    My neck, I guess?
[22:03] yumoto
    My arms!
[22:04] ryuu
    Armpits.
[22:05] io
    The nape of the neck.
[23:40] atsu
    That reminds me. When we
    were in elementary school,
[23:42] atsu
    we went to see a meteor shower.
[23:44] atsu
    I wish we could be kids again.
[23:46] atsu
    Wait, we are kids again!
[23:48] atsu
    Could a monster be behind this?
[23:50] atsu
    Next time: Cute Little
    Boys of Love and Youth.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Cute Little Boys of Love and Youth
[23:53] atsu
    Love Making!