7 - A Christmas of Love and Miracles

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[00:00] yu
    --
[00:00] both
    --
[00:00] both
    --
[00:00] wom
    --
SIGN    Ole! Ramen
SIGN    Hijiriya Hitori
SIGN    Ole! Ramen
[00:26] man
    Here's your ramen!
[00:27] all
    Wow!
[00:29] ryu
    Looks delicious!
[00:30] yu
    Let's eat!
[00:37] wom
    Yes!
[00:40] en
    Hey, I've been thinking...
[00:43] at
    Yes?
[00:44] en
    Christmas Eve is coming.
[00:46] en
    How about we hold a Chri-pa?
[00:49] all
    A Chri-pa?!
[00:51] at
    What's going on?
[00:52] at
    En-chan, you're usually the one
    that hates that stuff the most...
[00:54] en
    Well, I was thinking it's important
    to engage with the 'mas.
[00:59] yu
    Oh, I get it!
[01:00] yu
    En-chan-senpai is bursting
    with Christmas spirit!
[01:03] yu
    I'm so in!
[01:05] yu
    And we'll have the party at
    Kurotama Bath, of course!
[01:07] en
    A Chri-pa with a hot bath, huh?
[01:09] en
    Okay, let's do it.
[01:11] yu
    Yeah!
[01:12] yu
    I'm looking forward to it so much!
[01:15] en
    Now, we just have to figure out the food...
[01:19] man
    We've got you!
[01:22] yu
    Ole! Christmas Ramen?
[01:25] ryu
    Wow...
[01:26] ryu
    This shop's finally gone down
    the Christmas hole too, huh?
[01:28] io
    Opportunism is a fundamental
    part of doing business.
[01:32] en
    This sounds good to me.
[01:34] yu
    Got it!
[01:35] yu
    Mister, we want a Christmas
    ramen delivery on Christmas Eve!
[01:40] yu
    Send it to the Kurotama Bath!
[01:42] man
    Okay!
[01:45] sei
    Ole! I'm back.
[01:47] yu
    Huh? Hijiriya-kun?
[01:49] hij
    Hey...
[01:50] yu
    I see!
[01:51] yu
    Is this where you live?
[01:53] at
    You know him?
[01:54] yu
    He's my classmate, Hijiriya-kun!
[01:57] yu
    Bro Gora!
[02:00] go
    Oh, welcome back, Yumoto.
[02:02] yu
    Hey, can we have a Chri-pa
    here on Christmas Eve?
[02:06] go
    A Chri-pa?
[02:07] yu
    It means "Christmas party"!
[02:09] yu
    We're going to gather at Kurotama Bath
[02:11] yu
    and have cake
[02:12] yu
    and get ramen delivered
[02:14] yu
    and exchange presents!
[02:16] yu
    Of course, you're invited too!
[02:18] yu
    So can we reserve the bath for Christmas Eve?
[02:21] go
    Me and Christmas cake...
[02:23] go
    Me and ramen delivery...
[02:25] go
    Me and exchanging presents...
[02:28] go
    Yes, you can.
[02:29] yu
    Yeah!
SIGN    A Christmas of Love and Miracles
[04:09] haru
    It's Christmas, huh?
[04:11] aki
    Yeah...
[04:24] (Flashback) haru
    Today's Christmas Eve!
[04:26] (Flashback) aki
    You think Santa Claus
    will bring us a present?
[04:29] (Flashback) haru
    I doubt it. He never does.
[04:33] (Flashback) aki
    But don't worry!
[04:35] (Flashback) aki
    He's our true Santa!
[04:38] (Flashback) haru
    Yeah, he is!
[04:40] (Flashback) aki
    We don't need Santa...
[04:43] both
    We don't need Christmas.
SIGN    Ole! Ramen
[04:51] man
    It's done.
SIGN    Merry Christmas
SIGN    Ole! Ramen.
[04:57] hij
    Ole.
[04:59] hij
    I'm off.
[05:03] kid
    Wow, lame.
[05:05] kid
    Hey, keep it down.
[05:12] haru
    Hey there, Red-Nosed Reindeer.
[05:14] aki
    The day you fear and hate most
    in the whole year has arrived.
[05:19] both
    Christmas Eve!
[05:20] hij
    Wh-Who are you two?
[05:22] haru
    16 years without a girlfriend.
[05:25] aki
    And no friends who like to throw parties.
[05:27] haru
    So you spend every Christmas Eve
[05:29] haru
    doing nothing but delivering
    ramen for your father.
[05:35] haru
    And every year hence, forever and ever...
[05:38] aki
    Stewing in hatred and resentment
    of people happier than you...
[05:41] both
    That's how you'll spend this day.
[05:46] aki
    Wouldn't you just love...
[05:47] haru
    ...to get rid of this day?
[05:50] hij
    I hate Christmas...
[05:52] hij
    I hate Christmas...
[05:54] hij
    I wish it would just go away!
[05:56] haru
    Then why don't we grant...
[05:58] aki
    ...that wish of yours?
[05:59] hij
    Huh? How?
[06:08] haru
    Now we just wait for him to do the rest.
[06:11] aki
    We just have to wait...
[06:13] both
    ...for the moment Christmas dies.
[06:19] both
    G-Gora-san!
[06:21] go
    Hello there, neighbors.
[06:23] go
    Sorry to surprise you from the rooftop.
[06:25] go
    Yumoto is holding a Christmas party
    today, so I'm hanging decorations.
[06:29] both
    Oh, really?
[06:31] go
    Well, what about you two?
[06:34] go
    Would you like to join us?
[06:40] haru
    We were invited!
[06:42] aki
    We were invited!
[06:44] haru
    We were invited!
[06:45] aki
    We were invited!
[06:47] haru
    We were invited!
[06:49] aki
    We were invited!
[06:51] aki
    What to do?
[06:52] haru
    What to do?
[06:53] aki
    What to do?
[06:53] haru
    What to do?
[06:55] both
    Invited by the Santa Claus we've longed for!
[07:01] dada
    Come along and have dinner!
[07:04] dada
    I finished the Christmas gyoza!
[07:07] haru
    Sorry, Dadacha.
[07:10] haru
    We're going...
[07:11] aki
    ...to the Chri-pa across the way!
[07:14] both
    Later!
[07:16] dada
    Wait!
[07:17] dada
    What about the monster?
[07:22] both
    That's right!
[07:24] both
    What do we do?!
[07:25] haru
    After we finally got invited...
[07:27] aki
    After we finally get to join the ranks
    of people satisfied living in reality...
[07:30] haru
    At this rate, Christmas...
[07:32] aki
    And all people living in
    reality across the world...
[07:34] both
    ...are going to be destroyed!
[07:36] dada
    That's right! So—
[07:38] haru
    Hey, Dadacha!
[07:40] haru
    Where's that monster right now?
[07:42] aki
    Find him!
[07:42] haru
    And tell him!
[07:44] haru
    The plot...
[07:45] aki
    ...to destroy Christmas
    all across the world...
[07:47] both
    ...is off!
[07:51] en
    Well, I think everything's in order.
[07:53] en
    Let's have a toast.
[07:55] yu
    Okay!
[07:56] wom
    By the way, today we're having
    "Having a Christmas Toast With You
[08:00] wom
    Love Shower Drink."
[08:03] ryu
    What's with that oh-so-conspicuous
    introduction?
[08:06] wom
    This is what we always
    toast with at celebrations
[08:09] wom
    on #^$, where I was born.''
[08:12] both
    Excuse us!
[08:14] ryu
    Huh?
[08:15] ryu
    Who could that be?
[08:16] at
    Were you selling tickets to the party?
[08:18] io
    No!
[08:20] both
    Hello there!
[08:21] en
    Oh, you two.
[08:23] io
    The Beppu Brothers?
[08:24] yu
    It is!
[08:25] yu
    It's Brothers-senpai!
[08:27] ryu
    What are you doing here?
[08:28] go
    Oh, well, I...
[08:30] haru
    Oh, Gora-san!
[08:31] haru
    Thank you very much...
[08:33] both
    ...for inviting us!
[08:35] en
    What are super idols doing
    here on Christmas Eve?
[08:38] io
    It is curious.
[08:40] io
    You'd think they would have had other plans.
[08:43] ryu
    You can't invite the Beppus just like that.
[08:46] ryu
    They're serious idols at our school.
[08:49] ryu
    For now.
[08:50] both
    For now?!
[08:51] gora
    I'm sorry, I didn't realize...
[08:54] haru
    Oh, don't worry about it!
[08:56] aki
    We did have plans, but...
[08:58] both
    We canceled them!
[09:01] en
    So you say. But I bet you really
    had nothing better to do.
[09:05] yu
    So, Brothers-senpai!
[09:07] yu
    Why don't you join us in a toast
    with our Love Shower Drink?
[09:11] go
    Here!
[09:12] both
    Yes! Thank you!
[09:14] yu
    Well, Brothers-senpai!
[09:16] yu
    Please sit here!
[09:19] go
    Have a seat here.
[09:20] both
    Thank you!
[09:24] en
    Good thing I printed a
    few extra just in case.
[09:27] en
    Here, you can have some.
[09:29] haru
    Chri-pa...
[09:31] aki
    ...schedule?
[09:33] en
    Okay, let's get started.
[09:35] en
    Merry...
[09:36] all
    Christmas!
[09:38] yu
    Brothers-senpai, thank you for joining us!
[09:41] yu
    Cheers!
[09:45] both
    Gora-san! Cheers!
[09:47] gora
    Yeah, cheers!
[09:49] yu
    Huh?
[09:55] yu
    The cake and the Love Shower
    Drink are both super delicious!
[09:58] gora
    Oh, Yumoto.
[10:00] gora
    You got some cream on you.
[10:02] yu
    Oh, bro!
[10:03] yu
    Thank you!
[10:10] ryu
    Hey, Beppu-kuns.
[10:12] ryu
    You got cream on you.
[10:15] ryu
    What?
[10:16] ryu
    Did I do something wrong?
[10:17] yu
    Brothers-senpai, feel
    free to eat all you like!
[10:21] go
    Here you are.
[10:23] both
    Yes!
[10:24] both
    Thank you!
[10:27] en
    Speaking of eating, where's
    the Christmas ramen?
[10:29] io
    We ordered it for 7:00...
[10:33] haru
    I hope Dadacha's handling it...
[10:36] aki
    Don't worry.
[10:37] aki
    Nothing will happen.
[10:38] haru
    We can't let it happen...
[10:40] both
    At least, not until we get his present!
SIGN    Galaxy Idols VEPPer Most popular songs: You Are a Distant First-Magnitude Star StarTheVEPPer*
[10:49] yu
    Senpai, if the ramen's not coming,
    we should exchange presents first!
[10:54] yu
    I can't wait!
[10:56] aki
    What a great idea!
[10:58] haru
    Let's do it!
[11:00] en
    Guess we'll have to.
[11:02] en
    Swapping ramen smile time and
    present exchange time, huh?
[11:07] ryu
    But exchanging presents
[11:10] ryu
    is the highlight of the Chri-pa.
[11:12] ryu
    You gotta save the best
    part for the end, right?
[11:16] en
    He's right.
[11:18] en
    Well, let's swap it with the
    Christmas song sing-a-long instead.
[11:22] ryu
    Yeah! Good idea!
[11:24] yu
    Okay...
[11:35] haru
    No good?
[11:37] haru
    Monster...
[11:39] haru
    is coming to town?
[11:44] go
    Is something wrong?
[11:47] haru
    R-Rather than the sing-a-long...
[11:49] aki
    I think Yumoto-kun's right...
[11:51] both
    We should exchange presents first!
[11:55] both
    Now, quickly!
[11:56] both
    Before he comes!
[11:58] at
    Who?
[11:59] both
    Oh... nothing...
[12:01] en
    We don't have a choice.
[12:03] en
    If they want it that badly, maybe
    doing that first will calm them down.
[12:06] yu
    All right!
[12:07] both
    Yes!
[12:09] at
    There's something strange about those two.
[12:12] io
    I wonder if Christmas
    makes them a little crazy.
[12:18] en
    Okay, let's get started.
[12:20] yu
    I'm so excited!
[12:22] both
    The only present we want...
[12:24] both
    is that one!
[12:26] tawa
    Well, then. Christmas present exchange.
[12:29] tawa
    Let's start the music.
[12:33] yu
    Th-That sound...
[12:36] all
    Now?!
[12:38] rein
    Even on Christmas Eve, we labor and toil.
[12:41] rein
    I come on behalf of all those
    forced to work without rest...
[12:44] rein
    Ole!
[12:45] rein
    I am Red-Nosed Reindeer Monster!
[12:49] yu
    Reindeer Monster?
[12:50] ryu
    What's he doing here now?
[12:56] en
    Hey, what do we do?
[12:58] ryu
    We definitely can't transform here...
[13:01] at
    I wish these monsters could
    time their appearances better.
[13:04] yu
    Seriously!
[13:05] io
    What do we do?
[13:07] wom
    Since there are people here right now,
[13:09] wom
    you'll just have to transform outside.
[13:12] rein
    Hey!
[13:14] rein
    Are you guys ignoring me?
[13:17] go
    It really is a reindeer!
[13:22] rein
    Huh?
[13:24] go
    Here, have some.
[13:27] rein
    Oh...
[13:28] rein
    Thanks?
[13:29] haru
    Oh, dear...
[13:30] haru
    What do we do?
[13:31] aki
    There's only one thing to do.
[13:34] both
    We'll have to let them beat him!
[13:37] at
    But how do we get out of here?
[13:40] yu
    We could all say we gotta pee!
[13:42] en
    It would seem unnatural for us
    all to do that at the same time.
[13:45] ryu
    What about brushing our teeth, then?
[13:47] io
    Even more unnatural!
[13:48] haru
    That's it!
[13:50] haru
    You all just had cake...
[13:53] aki
    So why don't you go over there...
[13:54] both
    ...and brush your teeth?
[13:56] yu
    Huh?
[13:57] yu
    That might let us all brush our
    teeth in the most natural way!
[14:00] wom
    Then take the invitation
    and get going already!
[14:03] mon
    Hold on a minute!
[14:05] mon
    You want to shove all the work
    on me and run off, do you?
[14:10] mon
    I won't let you have all the fun
    on Christmas Eve without me!
[14:15] yu
    No, it's not like that!
[14:16] mon
    Oh, yes it is!
[14:19] mon
    Stupid Christmas Eve!
[14:21] mon
    Stupid Christmas parties!
[14:23] mon
    You get to have fun toasts and
    eat cake and exchange presents...
[14:27] mon
    and gaze at each other
    in a nice restaurant
[14:29] mon
    with a beautiful night view and
    a champagne glass in one hand...
[14:32] mon
    Then you flash the girl your hotel room keys
[14:35] mon
    and say "I got us a room"
[14:37] mon
    and then go up in the elevator together
[14:40] mon
    and then... and then...
[14:42] mon
    So lucky!!
[14:44] en
    What is that reindeer talking about?
[14:47] at
    No idea.
[14:48] io
    Well, it's a reindeer-eat-reindeer
    world out there.
[14:51] io
    He probably has a lot of troubles.
[14:53] at
    Wait, are reindeer carnivores or herbivores?
[14:56] mon
    We're omnivores with a
    strong herbivorous bent!
[14:59] mon
    But that's not the point!
[15:00] mon
    I'm trying to tell you that
[15:02] mon
    while you're happily
    enjoying yourselves here,
[15:04] mon
    there are people out there working
    their antlers off! You hear me?
[15:07] mon
    On Christmas, all the
    reindeer in the world...
[15:11] go
    Yes!
[15:12] go
    The reindeer bring presents
    to people all over the world!
[15:15] go
    You truly do magnificent work.
[15:18] go
    Want another drink?
[15:21] go
    I'll bring it to you.
[15:23] mon
    Well, don't trouble yourself...
[15:30] haru
    I know!
[15:31] haru
    Why don't we close our eyes for no reason?
[15:35] aki
    What a good idea!
[15:38] en
    Huh?
[15:39] en
    Those guys just started
    meditating or something...
[15:43] at
    That's weird.
[15:44] yu
    But that gives us our chance to transform!
[15:47] sign
    That's right!
[15:47] wom
    That's right!
SIGN    Time to Love Making!!
[15:48] wom
    Time to Love Making!
[15:52] yu
    Love Making!
[15:55] mon
    Hey, you twins!
[15:57] mon
    Are you trying to close your eyes to the
    fact that I'm working on Christmas Eve?
[16:03] yu
    Oh...
[16:04] wom
    Drat.
[16:05] wom
    We almost had it!
[16:07] go
    I'm sorry for the wait.
[16:09] go
    Take one.
[16:09] mon
    Th-Thanks...
[16:11] haru
    Darn it.
[16:13] haru
    We managed to create our
    most annoying monster yet.
[16:16] aki
    But unless the Defense Club beats him...
[16:20] both
    We won't be able to exchange presents!
[16:23] yu
    Oh, what's with this feeling
    of unrealized anticipation?!
[16:25] yu
    I wanna exchange presents already!
[16:27] io
    Then we need to defeat the monster first!
[16:31] wom
    Let's brainstorm ideas for how
    you can leave and transform!
[16:35] ryu
    I know.
[16:36] ryu
    What if one of us pretends
    to have stomach pain,
[16:38] ryu
    and the others take him to the hospital?
[16:41] yu
    Great idea! I'll play the sick one.
[16:44] en
    But I doubt the twins will buy it...
[16:47] wom
    We'll just have to try it!
[16:50] wom
    Action, I say!
[16:52] yu
    Oh, how awful!
[16:55] yu
    It hurts!
[16:56] yu
    My stomach does hurt so much!
[16:59] ryu
    Yumoto!!!
[17:00] ryu
    Are you okay?!?
[17:02] haru
    What is this?
[17:03] haru
    Yumoto-kun, your stomach hurts, you say?
[17:06] aki
    That is truly awful!
[17:08] both
    You must take him to the
    hospital immediately!
[17:10] en
    They bought it?
[17:12] at
    Are you kidding me?
[17:12] both
    Come on, everyone!
[17:14] both
    This way!
[17:15] go
    Wait, Yumoto!
[17:17] go
    I made your big brother's
    special tummy tonic.
[17:21] yu
    I know, but I need to go to the hospital...
[17:24] go
    Yumoto.
[17:25] go
    Ah!
[17:27] yu
    Ah...
[17:30] en
    I wish he'd butt out.
[17:32] io
    No kidding.
[17:34] mon
    Hey, you guys!
[17:36] mon
    What kind of stupid fake
    performance was that?
[17:40] yu
    Well, it's all your fault, Mr. Reindeer!
[17:44] yu
    You're ruining our Chri-pa!
[17:46] both
    That's right!
[17:48] haru
    After so long, we got invited to a Chri-pa...
[17:50] aki
    With that man...
[17:52] both
    ...we've always admired!
[17:54] aki
    Um, the point is...
[17:56] haru
    Because of you, a dream we've
    held since childhood...
[17:59] both
    Is down the drain!
[18:01] mon
    H-How could you...
[18:03] mon
    You're telling me all you care about
    is whether you get to have fun?
[18:08] mon
    Isn't it that selfish attitude
[18:10] mon
    that has turned Christmas
    Eve into the circus it is?
[18:14] mon
    Listen.
[18:15] mon
    Your happiness always comes
    on the back of someone else.
[18:15] ryu
    Oh boy, they got him going again.
[18:19] mon
    Behind all the fun you're having,
[18:21] mon
    there's always someone working their
    fingers to the bone and crying!
[18:24] mon
    You could never understand the
    suffering and sorrow we go through!
[18:28] all
    Huh?
[18:29] mon
    And yet no one ever stops to thank you.
[18:32] mon
    They just complain that you're
    late, that the food is cold...
[18:35] mon
    What do I even do it for?
[18:38] mon
    You know, I... I...
[18:41] mon
    I want a Chri-pa, too!
[18:43] yu
    Then have one!
[18:45] yu
    You can join us, Mr. Reindeer.
[18:48] yu
    When things get bad, you
    should try to join in the fun!
[18:52] mon
    I can... join in the fun?
[18:54] yu
    Yeah.
[18:55] yu
    You can have a fun Chri-pa with us!
[18:59] mon
    Me, at a Chri-pa?
[19:01] mon
    Me, having fun?
[19:04] gora
    Come along.
[19:06] both
    So nice!
[19:09] mon
    Thank you so much!
[19:12] mon
    Ole!
[19:12] mon
    I'll enjoy the Chri-pa!
[19:14] yu
    That's the way!
[19:19] taw
    It's time for the Chri-pa highlight
    you've all been waiting for,
[19:22] taw
    the present exchange.
[19:24] yu
    Yeah!
[19:28] aki
    At last!
[19:30] haru
    Yes...
[19:31] taw
    Now, everyone.
[19:32] taw
    Fetch your presents.
[19:34] yu
    Right!
[19:35] taw
    Now, let us begin.
[19:38] taw
    Start the music!
[19:52] taw
    Stop.
[19:57] mon
    Ole!
[19:58] mon
    My first ever present...
[20:02] at
    I see.
[20:04] at
    I get it.
[20:05] at
    That's why he did it...
[20:11] en
    That was some Chri-pa.
[20:14] ryu
    Yeah, it was something.
[20:16] io
    "Something" may be the
    only way to describe it.
[20:20] yu
    I really had a ton of fun!
[20:23] yu
    My brother was really happy, too!
[20:26] en
    By the way, what presents did you get?
[20:29] io
    I got this from Yumoto.
[20:31] yu
    Yeah, that's a Wom-san,
    made from Wom-san's fur!
[20:36] ryu
    This is the Christmas ramen that
    Reindeer Monster had with him.
[20:40] ryu
    Though the noodles have gotten soggy
    and soaked up all the broth...
[20:43] en
    I got that.
[20:45] ryu
    Oh, that's from me!
[20:47] ryu
    It's a blizzard rose that never wilts!
[20:49] en
    Hey, anybody want this?
[20:53] io
    What about you, Kinugawa-senpai?
[20:56] at
    I got this!
[20:58] yu
    It's from the student council!
[20:59] en
    Yeah, they sent it to the
    Defense Club yesterday.
[21:02] io
    Seeing the three of them
    dressed up like Santa...
[21:04] ryu
    They must be having a good time over there.
[21:08] at
    Looks like it!
[21:10] io
    By the way, what about the Beppu Brothers?
[21:13] haru
    This happiness, we must...
[21:16] aki
    ...share it between us.
[21:18] both
    Because that's what Christmas is all about!
[21:21] haru
    Yes.
[21:21] haru
    This is...
[21:22] aki
    What we've longed for for so long...
[21:25] both
    Gora-san's warmth!
[21:27] yu
    I got this!
[21:29] yu
    It's a hand-knitted sweater
    from the Brothers!
[21:32] yu
    It's nice and warm!
[21:34] en
    Hand-knitted? That's kind of stalker-ish.
[21:36] at
    And there's a heart on it...
[21:38] wom
    By the way, I was so busy playing the music,
[21:42] wom
    I forgot to join the game!
[21:45] en
    That's right. What happened to that monster?
[21:47] ryu
    He got the candy-filled Christmas
    stocking from Kinugawa-senpai
[21:51] ryu
    and left looking really happy.
[21:53] io
    I don't think we've ever let a monster
    get away without turning him back before.
[21:58] yu
    But I just couldn't bring myself
    to attack him like that!
[22:02] yu
    He was having so much fun!
[22:04] en
    Well, that's all right.
[22:06] en
    Everyone's happy.
[22:08] en
    And it's Christmas Eve.
[22:09] at
    Yeah.
[22:11] io
    I guess Christmas really
    does make people crazy.
[22:14] wom
    Yes!
[22:15] wom
    It's a Christmas Eve miracle!
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