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[00:21] yu
By the way... About Mr. Tawarayama...
[00:25] yu
What do you think?
[00:26] atsu
About what?
[00:27] yu
He came back to life.
[00:28] ryu
Right, he did. This is
the second time, right?
[00:32] naru
Actually, I believe he revived
during our summer vacation, too...
[00:35] yu
Until our Love Attack—
[00:37] atsu
Don't say it!
[00:39] atsu
So, what were you saying
about Mr. Tawarayama?
[00:43] yu
That alien... What was it again?
[00:45] ryu
Wom-san's weird friend...
[00:48] naru
The mulberry-colored naked
mole rat-looking thing?
[00:50] yu
Yeah, that naked mall rat thing...
[00:53] naru
Naked mole rat.
[00:54] yu
Moley-san, for short!
[00:56] yu
Moley-san said he brought two "lives" with him,
and brought him back to life with that...
[01:01] atsu
Yeah, he just sprang back
to life, just like that.
[01:05] yu
The Mr. Tawarayama brought back
to life with the "life" he brought...
[01:09] yu
Can we really say he's the same
Mr. Tawarayama we knew before?
[01:17] naru
G-Good point...
[01:19] atsu
I n-never thought of that...
[01:20] yu
What are you saying? Mr. Tawarayama
is Mr. Tawarayama!
[01:25] yu
Even if he's different on the inside.
[01:26] atsu
You think he's different, though?!
[01:28] naru
Please, don't unnerve us like this.
[01:29] ryu
Yeah! How are we supposed to
interact with him from now on?
[01:33] yu
Well, we're graduating,
so we don't have to care...
[03:49] yu
Atsushi... You know...
[03:51] yu
There's something I've been
thinking about lately.
[03:54] atsu
What is it, En-chan?
[03:56] atsu
The Olympics?
[03:57] atsu
Toyosu?
[03:58] atsu
Trump?
[03:59] yu
No. Flower-viewing.
[04:01] atsu
Flower-viewing?
[04:03] yu
The cherry blossoms are pretty and all,
[04:05] yu
but seasonally speaking,
it's still cold out there.
[04:08] yu
Yet people still go at night, and they sit on
the ground outside and have picnics and stuff.
[04:12] yu
Pretty rigorous stuff, don't you think?
[04:14] atsu
That's true.
[04:16] atsu
I bet the salarymen catch colds when they
get drunk and strip down and stuff...
[04:20] yu
Also, aren't cherry blossoms iconic
of the first day of school?
[04:24] atsu
Yeah, makes you think of first graders
with their big leather backpacks...
[04:27] yu
But lately, the cherry blossoms have been
blooming closer to late March, right?
[04:32] atsu
Global warming, I guess...
[04:34] yu
By early April, all the trees
might even be blossom-free.
[04:37] atsu
They do fall awfully quickly.
[04:40] yu
You think cherry blossoms might stop
being a first-day-of-school icon
[04:43] yu
and become a graduation day icon instead?
[04:45] atsu
That sounds pretty nice.
[04:46] atsu
Graduating in a storm of cherry blossoms...
[04:49] yu
You think? I find the idea
a little lonely, myself.
[04:55] wom
I always love coming to the Kurotama Bath!
[04:58] ari
Hey!
[05:00] yu
Here's an unusual group.
[05:02] wom
I met them outside and invited them in!
[05:06] ari
That's right! "Come take a bath," he said.
[05:12] atsu
What's wrong, Kin-chan?
[05:14] ari
He's worried about the graduation ceremony.
[05:16] yu
Wondering how long the cherry
blossoms will stay in bloom?
[05:19] ari
Cherry blossoms? No, the speech.
[05:21] kusa
It's the student council
president's final duty.
[05:23] atsu
Oh, Kin-chan, you're giving the speech?
[05:25] yu
What's he worried about?
[05:27] ari
The text of it.
He can't figure out what to say.
[05:30] yu
Why not just string a bunch
of platitudes together?
[05:33] ari
When Kinshiro tries to think some up,
it ends after three lines.
[05:37] kusa
I struggle with poetic turns of phrase.
[05:39] atsu
You shouldn't pressure yourself so much.
[05:41] yu
Yeah. It's not like anyone
listens to those things.
[05:44] kusa
I dislike such lazy thinking.
[05:47] atsu
Yeah, you always have been earnest.
[05:49] wom
When you have troubles,
that's when you take a hot bath!
[05:52] wom
Such magnificent Earth culture!
[05:55] ari
Thinking about it,
[05:56] ari
I bet it's that earnestness that
made Zundar seek you out.
[06:00] kusa
Clarify.
[06:02] ari
Well, I could explain what I think
might have started it all...
[06:06] ari
It concerns you, though. Do you mind?
[06:08] yu
Huh? Me?
[06:09] wom
Say it! Say it!
[06:11] wom
All things are permitted,
[06:13] wom
as long as they are said with love!
[06:15] yu
Actually, I've got the
mental fortitude of tofu.
[06:18] yu
In fact, it might be closer to soy milk.
[06:21] ari
See, Yufuin-san... you're smart,
but you don't work hard,
[06:25] ari
and you tend to leave most
things to luck. Right?
[06:28] yu
That's a hell of a question to ask a person...
[06:30] atsu
I think he's right, though.
[06:33] atsu
Sometimes that's a good thing...
SIGN Finals Test Order Ranking (3rd Years) Rank Name 1st Yufuin En 2nd Kusatsu Kinshiro 3rd Itsumo Nisan 4th Kinugawa Atsushi
[06:35] ari
...and sometimes, it's very bad.
[06:45] ari
Well, knowing our earnest,
hard-working president,
[06:48] ari
I'm sure that stoked his anxieties.
[06:52] wom
How can Zundar be so cute?!
[06:55] wom
So cute!
[06:57] atsu
Wait, is that how you met Zundar?
[07:00] ari
Certainly not.
[07:02] ari
He fell from the sky.
[07:03] (Flashback) zun
Zundar commands you!
[07:05] (Flashback) zun
Convert the student council
into the Earth Conquest Club,
[07:08] (Flashback) zun
and purge the world of sloth and negligence.
[07:12] yu
Um... You're kidding.
[07:15] ari
Our president just can't refuse a hard sell.
[07:18] atsu
I know.
[07:19] kusa
What is that supposed to mean, At-chan?!
[07:20] atsu
That you can't say no when
someone asks you for a favor.
[07:24] kusa
I can't, can I? Then what about
you guys in the Defense Club?
[07:27] yu
How we started, you mean?
How'd that go, again?
[07:29] atsu
I don't actually remember.
[07:30] wom
This is pathetic!
We met here, just like this!
[07:42] wombat
Where might this be?
[07:46] atsu
A public bath... Why do you ask?
[07:48] wombat
What is a pub-lic-bath?
[07:49] atsu
It's a place where you pay money
to sit in heated water,
[07:54] atsu
to maintain bodily hygiene and relax the mind.
[07:57] wombat
Relax the mind!
[07:58] wombat
The people of this planet have an even
more refined civilization than I thought!
[08:05] wombat
How I should like to protect this planet.
[08:08] wombat
R-Right...
[08:10] wombat
Would you mind helping me?
[08:14] wombat
Please!
[08:17] wombat
Um... I'd just like...
[08:19] wombat
to talk...
[08:22] en
H-Hey! It stinks! It hurts!
The fur's pricking me!
[08:25] atsu
What is this thing? A bear? A dog? A pig?
[08:28] yumoto
Sirs! Please, no wrestling in the bath!
[08:32] yumoto
A wombat!
[08:37] yumoto
Diprotodontia Macropodidae!
[08:39] yumoto
Cousin to the koala!
[08:41] yumoto
They get sick if they get lonely
and have flat noses!
[08:44] yumoto
There, there! Don't struggle!
[08:46] wombat
Help me!
[08:52] en
He came back to life?!
[08:54] wombat
After all this, I won't
ask any more of you boys!
[08:57] wombat
On the contrary, I'm going to
make you take responsibility!
[09:01] atsu
Responsibility?
[09:02] ryuu
For what?
[09:03] yumoto
He's saying we can cuddle
for the rest of our lives!
[09:05] wombat
It'll take too long to explain,
so I'll make it quick!
[09:08] wombat
Lovracelet!
[09:14] yumoto
What's this?
[09:16] yumoto
You're giving them to us?
"The Wombat Returns"?
[09:18] wombat
The Lovracelets are your love, given form!
[09:22] yumoto
Wombat's love given form?
[09:24] en
Wait, what the hell is "love given form"?
[09:27] yumoto
It buzzed!
[09:29] ryu
Are these defective?
[09:31] io
That's a problem. Should I contact the
manufacturer and earn us a quick buck?
[09:34] atsu
You're surprisingly unscrupulous.
[09:36] wombat
They are not defective!
[09:39] wombat
That's the Lovracelet's Love Alert!
[09:42] wombat
Let's go!
[09:44] wombat
Now, you must "Love Making"
into the Battle Lovers!
[09:48] en
Huh? Love Ma—
[09:50] en
You, who befoul our beloved Earth!
[09:53] io
What are you saying, Yufuin-senpai?
[09:56] ryuu
"Beloved Earth"?
[09:58] ryuu
No justice can come from loveless power!
[10:01] io
You, too?
[10:03] io
Love is all!
[10:05] atsu
Are you... being forced to say this?
[10:08] atsu
Live for love! Die for love!
[10:10] yumoto
I get it!
[10:11] yumoto
Making us pose and say embarrassing lines
is part of your mysterious power, right?
[10:15] wom
No, it is the power of love!
[10:18] yumoto
We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[10:21] five
Battle Lovers!
[10:25] yumoto
Love Making!
[10:52] yumoto
The Sparkling Prince!
[10:53] yumoto
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[10:56] en
Love Making.
[11:06] en
The Flashing Prince!
[11:08] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[11:11] atsu
Love Making!
[11:21] atsu
The Piercing Prince!
[11:22] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[11:25] io
Love Making.
[11:35] io
The Roaring Prince!
[11:37] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[11:40] ryuu
Love Making!
[11:50] ryuu
The Thrilling Prince!
[11:51] ryuu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[11:54] yumoto
Feel the power...
[11:56] five
Of love!
[12:00] yumoto
Our powers unite to...
[12:15] yumoto
Love Attack!
[12:31] kusa
That took forever! It was lazy, too!
[12:34] ari
Not like you can cure the Defense
Club's laziness at this point.
[12:37] kusa
Whose side are you on, Arima?
[12:39] ari
Yours, of course, Kinshiro!
[12:42] haru
You fools!
[12:44] haru
It's just this behavior that lets
others take advantage of you!
[12:48] aki
I agree with Haru completely.
[12:49] gero
Goodness. This whole business
has made you both so touchy.
[12:52] haru
You're the one who's touchy.
[12:55] gero
I told you from the start,
I don't care either way.
[12:59] aki
Wait. The most unforgivable ones here are...
[13:03] aki
Those two in the Defense Club!
[13:06] gero
For once, I actually agree
with you, Beppu Brothers.
[13:09] ryu
What the heck?
[13:09] naru
What on earth?
[13:10] atsu
What's going on?
[13:11] atsu
Some sort of trouble?
[13:13] naru
No, I wouldn't say trouble, exactly...
[13:16] ryu
They dragged us into it.
[13:17] both
What do you mean, dragged you into it?!
[13:19] wom
H-Have our second-years
caused you some trouble?
[13:22] yu
Wom-san's become a fussy old lady.
[13:24] haru
We can't make a decision because
they won't take it seriously.
[13:28] gero
It would be nice to have
things cleared up soon.
[13:30] haru
Not that I'm personally invested in the result...
[13:33] ryu
I told you, whoever wants
to do it should do it!
[13:37] naru
It doesn't even matter who reads the address.
[13:40] yu
Address?
[13:41] atsu
The speech by an underclassman
representative to the graduating students.
[13:44] yu
Oh, that kind of address.
[13:47] ryu
You hear that, guys?
[13:48] ryu
It matters so little, he doesn't even
know what you're talking about.
[13:51] gero
Of course, I personally don't
care one way or the other.
[13:54] gero
But for public events like this,
rules and conventions should be respected.
[14:00] aki
Of course.
[14:01] aki
But isn't that all the more reason it shouldn't be
another student council member who reads it,
[14:04] aki
but the best representative
of the school as a whole?
[14:08] haru
Although, if you really want to read it,
that's another matter entirely...
[14:12] gero
If I was asked to, I'd be willing.
[14:14] gero
I do feel I'd be more appropriate than
[14:18] gero
some students who only just transferred here.
[14:20] ryu
This is getting on my nerves!
[14:22] ryu
Do you want to do it or not?!
Make up your mind!
[14:25] gero
Why don't you say that to these two?
[14:27] gero
If you want to do it, just say so.
[14:29] gero
I'm fully prepared to step down.
[14:32] haru
It's clear to me that you're
the one who wants to do it.
[14:34] aki
Self-conscious, are you? How sad.
[14:37] naru
If you ask me, it's all
pots calling kettles black.
[14:40] all
What did you say?!
[14:42] aki
I can't let that one slide.
[14:43] haru
Neither can I!
[14:45] gero
Setting the address aside for a moment,
[14:47] gero
is there another person in the world so
dedicated to their personal beauty as I?
[14:53] gero
Even just drinking tea,
[14:55] ---
or even when I sigh, I'm beautiful.
[14:58] gero
See? Like this.
[15:15] {song
The common people's faces,
so ugly in their laughter
[15:22] {song
The crowds comport themselves
exactly like pigs
[15:29] {song
Let common sense and wise sayings be damned
[15:36] {song
If they do not agree with my aesthetics
[15:43] {song
I am true beauty!
[15:49] {song
No one can hope to match my
face, my hair, my body...
[15:56] {song
More beautiful than flowers,
more enchanting than the moon
[15:59] {song
Yes, I'm so much more!
[16:03] {song
The true evil in the world is disorder
[16:10] {song
I'll purge it all in the name of beauty!
[16:29] gero
You see now? I'm the true "good-looking boy."
[16:32] gero
Rather, the "precious human being."
[16:34] both
Wow. Amazing.
[16:36] gero
Spare me your insincere praise.
[16:38] gero
You really are insensitive, aren't you?
[16:40] ryu
No, I genuinely find this incredible.
[16:43] nari
Same, same.
[16:45] aki
I'm sure I don't need to say it,
but we carry the title of eternal pretty boys,
[16:50] aki
and our Beppu Apes comprise
98% of the whole school.
[16:53] aki
And we're close to the
graduation ceremony guest,
[16:56] aki
representative of the Binan Ginza
Young Men's Association, Hakone Gora!
[17:00] aki
It's obvious that either of us would make
[17:02] aki
appropriate representatives
of the underclassmen!
[17:06] {song
VEPPer, the twin stars
racing through the galaxy!
[17:13] {song
Let's illuminate the mysteries
of the universe...
[17:16] {song
On the name of the stars!
[17:33] {song
We were born in the Milky Way
[17:39] {song
You see the supernova in our eyes?
[17:46] {song
The reason you can read
your fortune in the stars
[17:53] {song
Is because we've written the
script of your dreams there
[17:59] {song
Lucky you! Open your eyes!
[18:02] {song
Happy you! Open them wide!
[18:05] {song
Don't be too dazzled by this radiance...
[18:08] {song
This is how we're kissing you!
[18:14] {song
VEPPer, the twin stars
blooming in the galaxy!
[18:21] {song
Moon and sun, miracles and secrets
[18:24] {song
We're the stars making wishes come true!
[18:27] {song
VEPPer, the twin stars
racing through the galaxy!
[18:34] {song
Let's illuminate the mysteries
of the universe...
[18:37] {song
On the name of the stars!
[18:40] {song
Come with us, and we'll be eternal legends!
[18:49] both
Wow. Amazing.
[18:51] ari
Our school's second-years
certainly are aggressive.
[18:54] ryu
You said it!
[18:55] nari
We're practically invisible
[18:57] nari
next to gimmick characters like them.
[19:15] {song
Let's start from today
[19:18] {song
From savings to investment...
[19:21] {song
The bank's interest is mere pocket change
[19:24] {song
I'm playing the stock market, baby
[19:28] {song
I research information on my tablet
[19:31] {song
Looking for the brands
that seem ready to explode
[19:34] {song
And once I've found enough good data
[19:36] {song
I buy them all up at near rock-bottom prices
[19:40] {song
But I don't wait for them
to hit their ceiling
[19:47] {song
I choose a price in advance,
and once it hits my goal,
[19:55] {song
I sell without a moment's hesitation!
[19:59] {song
Ah, money is the only true
justice in this world
[20:05] {song
As long as I have money,
I can beat any enemy with ease!
[20:11] {song
Let me teach you a few
of my earning techniques
[20:18] {song
World peace, you say?
I'll even find a way to buy that!
[20:26] {song
Money is all!
[20:37] {song
Baby baby, sweet baby
[20:41] {song
Don't be so selfish
[20:45] {song
You won't turn me on that way, you know
[20:59] {song
I'm the hottest guy around
[21:02] {song
My hair style's always on point
[21:06] {song
Just one look and you're through
[21:09] {song
You're mine forever
[21:12] {song
Are you ready?
[21:14] {song
You want to fall head over heels, don't you?
[21:19] {song
It's a game of teasing, ups and downs
[21:23] {song
And in that game, it's always my turn
[21:26] {song
I have as many girls in my service
[21:33] {song
as there are stars in the sky
[21:36] {song
I'm the prince of the stars!
[21:41] {song
Baby baby, sweet baby
[21:44] {song
If you want my love
[21:47] {song
Better watch out for burns on your heart!
[21:55] {song
Call me, call me, call me more
[21:58] {song
Don't be so selfish
[22:02] {song
You won't turn me on that way, you know
[22:17] ari
Oh? Is it that kind of episode?
[22:20] ari
I guess I'll have a go at it, too.
[22:32] {song
If you wish it, I shall bend my knee to you
[22:42] {song
I do not feel disgraced, but honored
[22:52] {song
The first day I met you
[22:58] {song
It was as if I received a divine mission
[23:03] {song
For devoting myself to you fills me with joy
[23:14] {song
Let's keep this up forever,
until my life ends
[23:19] {song
I will travel with you
to the end of the world
[23:24] {song
This is just as a butler should be
[23:29] {song
Loyal servitude...
[23:32] {song
This is my one and only philosophy!
[23:51] en
Sheesh, what a pain in the ass...
[23:55] {song
Shall I teach you the secret to world peace?
[23:58] {song
Everyone just has to do nothing!
[24:01] {song
Everything in this world
takes too much effort to do
[24:04] {song
And I really, really
don't want to do anything
[24:07] {song
Actually, I want to know where
you guys get all this energy
[24:10] {song
Just beat the enemy so that I can go home!
[24:20] {song
I don't want to do anything
[24:23] {song
I have absolutely zero enthusiasm
[24:26] {song
Why, then, do I have to fight?
[24:33] {song
The class representative,
the most popular guy in school...
[24:39] {song
Those guys are cut out to heroes!
[24:42] {song
So why was I chosen?!
[24:45] {song
Everything in this world
takes too much effort to do
[24:48] {song
And I really, really
don't want to do anything
[24:51] {song
Actually, I want to know where
you guys get all this energy
[24:54] {song
Just beat the enemy so that I can go home!
[24:57] {song
I want to waste my life
lying around, doing nothing
[25:01] {song
I want to sleep, wake up,
and go back to sleep!
[25:04] {song
Eating a hot spring manju once in a while...
[25:07] {song
To sum up, everything takes
too much effort to do!
[25:24] atsu
Oh, En-chan.
[25:26] atsu
You say it's too much effort,
but you do it anyway.
[25:28] atsu
Guess I'll try it, too!
[25:44] {song
What am I afraid of?
[25:46] {song
Having an invisible wall in front of me
[25:51] {song
Makes me realize my own cowardice
[25:54] {song
Sacrificing passion for clear-headedness
[26:01] {song
Is such a foolish thing to do
[26:04] {song
Move the way you feel,
that's what I should do
[26:09] {song
Something even more simple
than running on instinct
[26:14] {song
But do I have that fire inside of me?
[26:19] {song
Why so cool? I want to shout
until my voice turns hoarse
[26:25] {song
As if it could set my cold heart ablaze
[26:29] {song
Am I such a fool?
When I act like a bystander,
[26:35] {song
I have nothing, I achieve nothing
[26:53] atsu
Well? Want to try it too, Kin-chan?
[26:57] kusa
If I must.
[26:59] {song
You were laughing again,
[27:05] {song
not knowing what I go through
[27:13] {song
Even if it was an idle promise,
it was still a betrayal
[27:19] {song
Ever since I learned even sworn
friendship could break down
[27:24] {song
I had stopped making wishes on stars
[27:30] {song
But for some reason, I found myself
looking to the night sky again
[27:35] {song
What was I searching for,
every time we passed?
[27:41] {song
Not for an opportunity,
but for my own courage
[27:46] {song
When all I want to do is to go
back to the way things were...
[27:52] {song
There's a pain in my chest,
you're like a devil
[27:57] {song
When even your smiles seem
to pierce through my heart
[28:02] {song
Did you just whisper "that's all over now"?
[28:08] {song
Or was that me, screaming,
trying to run away?
[28:13] {song
How many times did I turn
back to look at you?
[28:19] {song
Since you were walking away,
you never knew...
[28:35] ari
Now, what were we talking about again?
[28:37] naru
We were talking about our character
gimmicks being far inferior to theirs.
[28:41] ryu
We're basically extras.
[28:43] naru
So anyway, you should
work this out without us.
[28:46] naru
Maybe you could ask the senpais to decide.
[28:48] gero
No!
[28:48] gero
There are four third-years, an even number!
[28:50] aki
What if it ends up as a tie?
[28:51] ryu
But we're an even number, too!
[28:53] naru
Yumoto! There's only one of him.
He'll be our odd number.
[28:55] ryu
That's right!
[28:56] ryu
The underclassman representative needs
the support of the first-years, too.
[28:59] naru
Huh?
[29:00] ryu
Yumoto?
[29:01] wom
I have not been cuddled once today.
[29:05] all
Eh?
[29:05] ---
What?!
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[29:11] ryu
Yumoto!
[29:12] ryu
There he is!
[29:13] all
Yumoto!
[29:15] ryu
That is Yumoto, isn't it?
[29:19] kusa
He's here?
[29:21] yu
I think so...
[29:22] ari
What's he doing?
[29:24] naru
He's got something in his hands.
[29:26] ryu
Isn't that a sponge?
[29:28] all
A sponge?
[29:29] gero
Why?
[29:29] haru
Wherefore?
[29:30] aki
To what end?
[29:31] wom
Yumoto-san!
[29:32] wom
What is that you're squishing there?
[29:36] wom
Am I not enough for you?
[29:40] wom
Go on, cuddle me!
[29:42] yu
This is freaky.
[29:43] wom
Cud-dle-me!
[29:43] yu
It's like he's been totally broken.
[29:45] atsu
Wom-san's so desperate...
He hated it so much at first.
[29:49] wom
Cuddle me!
[29:50] both
He did, he did.
[29:53] kusa
The light's back in his eyes.
[29:56] wom
If something is troubling you,
you can tell us about it.
[30:00] yumo
There's nothing.
[30:01] wom
Tell us!
[30:03] ryu
I think I know what this is.
[30:05] kinu
What?
[30:06] ryu
Relationship burn-out.
[30:07] naru
The result of an overextended spring.
[30:10] kinu
Enthusiasm's fall?
[30:12] haru
It is spring, though.
[30:13] aki
Fall?
[30:14] kinu
This is no time for a vaudeville routine.
[30:17] yu
Seriously, what's wrong?
[30:19] yu
Nothing.
[30:21] en
Give me a break.
[30:22] en
The show's been on for thirty minutes
without the protagonist having a line.
[30:25] en
There's clearly something wrong.
[30:28] yu
I'm not a protagonist. I'm not anything.
[30:32] wom
What did you say?!
[30:33] kusa
That's a serious statement.
[30:36] ari
Haven't you loved all your enemies into
submission with your heavy-handed lectures?
[30:41] gero
Yeah! Just like this!
[30:44] {song
One, two, three! Love and joy!
[30:47] {song
Let's get started!
[30:49] {song
One, two, three! Love and joy!
[30:55] {song
It's sudden, but it was inevitable!
[30:58] {song
Time to transform!
[31:00] {song
It's the old story of
the reluctant superhero!
[31:06] {song
But right now, there's a monster out there!
[31:11] {song
This is so fun! I'm gonna fight!
[31:16] {song
I love cuddling! I wanna cuddle things!
[31:23] {song
That's why I need to protect Earth!
[31:26] {song
So I can love everything even more!
[31:34] {song
Love, love! Today's another great day!
[31:39] {song
With love on your side,
everything ends in a "hallelujah!"
[31:45] {song
Cuddle, cuddle! Today's another big success!
[31:50] {song
I don't know everything that's going on,
[31:55] {song
but I just want to enjoy
everything with all I've got!
[31:59] {song
One, two, three! Love and joy!
[32:02] {song
Let's keep going!
[32:04] {song
One, two, three! Love and joy!
[32:15] yu
Well, that's all over now.
[32:18] yu
It just feels like a fondly remembered
[32:22] yu
but far distant past...
[32:29] en
Yumoto just raised one hell
of a set of death flags.
[32:34] atsu
Maybe he's getting sentimental
because it's spring.
[32:37] atsu
Let's give him some time to himself.
[32:42] atsu
What?
[32:43] kusa
Nothing...
[32:44] ari
I understand how you feel, Kinshiro, but...
[32:49] kusa
Arima!
[32:50] ari
For now, let's figure out what to do with the
student address and the graduates' reply speech.
[32:53] gero
Yeah.
[32:59] yu
It hurts to be around my senpais.
[33:03] yu
I wish graduation...
[33:04] man
...would never, ever come!
[33:07] man
Listen to them all!
Graduation this, graduation that!
SIGN Botan Yuzuru
[33:11] man
What's so great about
graduation ceremonies? Huh?!
[33:15] yu
I hear you.
[33:18] man
What?!
[33:18] yu
I know how you feel.
[33:36] ryu
Okay, let's decide it
with rock-paper-scissors.
[33:39] gero
Certainly.
[33:40] naru
Let's try it.
[33:42] trio
Scissors, paper, rock!
[33:44] trio
Rock! Rock! Rock!
[33:45] ari
Just three days left...
[33:48] yu
Oh, until the graduation ceremony?
[33:49] kinu
It sure sneaks up on you, huh?
[33:53] en
I'd prefer to get it over with
sooner rather than later...
[33:55] en
Wonder what'll happen when it's over.
[33:57] kusa
Nothing.
[34:00] kusa
Nothing will change.
[34:02] kusa
It can't possibly change.
SIGN 132nd Graduation Ceremony Binan High School
[34:13] boy
Senpai, you've helped me
out so much. Thank you!
[34:17] sen
Keep up the hard work,
even with us gone, okay?
[34:20] boy
Okay!
[34:21] sen
These three years went by so fast.
[34:24] sen
Seriously. It feels exciting
and sad, all at once.
[34:31] taw
This peaceful weather is perfect
for a graduation ceremony.
[34:34] taw
Don't you agree, Mr. Principal?
[34:35] prin
I do agree.
[34:37] prin
Mr. Tawarayama, have you grown
more youthful than before?
[34:42] prin
Just a little while ago, you were like
a dead fish or a rotted-out tree...
[34:46] taw
Do I look that much better?
[34:49] pri
Yes...
[34:52] ko
So... S-Senpai, th-this might
be a bit early, but...
[34:57] ko
C-Can I have your second jacket button?
[35:00] sen
Second button?
[35:02] ko
I might not get a chance
to ask after the ceremony...
[35:05] ko
But I want a memento of you.
[35:08] ko
I'll treasure it forever!
[35:09] ko
I want it, too!
[35:11] sen
Gosh...
[35:12] botan
Give me a damn break!
[35:15] botan
To hell with graduation ceremonies!
[35:17] botan
To hell with jacket buttons!
[35:18] botan
To hell with the senpai-kouhai relationship!
[35:20] botan
All of you, die!
[35:28] kusa
What's going on?
[35:31] kusa
Conquest!
[35:36] kusa
The Golden Chevalier, shining in radiance!
[35:39] kusa
Aurite!
[35:43] kusa
The Silver Chevalier, rustling young leaves!
[35:46] kusa
Argent!
[35:51] kusa
The Pearl Chevalier, making flowers bloom!
[35:53] kusa
Perlite!
[35:55] kusa
We are the rulers of this blue world...
[35:58] kusa
Caerula Adamas!
[36:01] kusa
We shall not allow you
to disrupt life on campus!
[36:06] bot
You're the Caerula Adamas!
[36:08] bot
Damn you!
[36:13] gero
Go!
[36:16] kura
Take this!
[36:22] kusa
Where did he go?
[36:23] kinu
Kin-chan!
[36:24] kinu
Leave this to us!
[36:27] kinu
You should prioritize your roles
as student council members.
[36:31] ari
You're sure we can leave it to you?
[36:33] en
If you can't, just give up.
[36:35] ari
That was an easy agreement.
[36:37] kusa
Understood. At-chan, we're counting on you.
[36:39] kinu
Right.
[36:40] kinu
Let's go, everyone!
[36:41] ---
Yeah!
[36:50] bot
Graduation, initiation, congratulation...
They can all go to hell!
[36:55] bot
Tomorrow, you'll still be the same
[36:57] bot
lazy idiots you were yesterday and today!
[37:04] zun
From what I've been told,
[37:05] zun
a "graduation ceremony" is a
ritual wherein the conclusion
[37:09] zun
of one's course of study is acknowledged,
and maturation and achievements are praised.
[37:13] dada
Talk about conceited!
[37:15] dada
It's ridiculous, isn't it, big bro?
[37:17] zun
Enough of this mutual admiration society!
[37:19] zun
We, the Zundar-Dadacha Brothers,
are the ones truly deserving of praise!
[37:22] zun
If you can't understand that, we will
demonstrate our fraternal power to you now!
[37:27] zun
Go, Second Button Monster!
[37:30] bot
I'll never let you graduate!
[37:33] yu
That's enough! I can't believe
there are still monsters around!
[37:37] ryu
But why are they still around?
[37:39] naru
I'm pretty sure the Beppu
Brothers reformed, so...
[37:43] en
You two... the Teeny-Tiny Brothers!
[37:45] zun
Don't just give us...
[37:47] dada
...some random name!
[37:48] atsu
Didn't they go home reformed?
[37:50] en
Things got a little crazy back there...
[37:53] en
I actually don't remember how it ended.
[37:55] ryu
How'd it go, again?
[37:56] naru
How did it go, indeed?
[37:58] zun
We pretended to reform and return home,
[38:01] zun
while secretly waiting
for a chance for revenge!
[38:05] dada
It was so cold. We were so hungry...
[38:09] dada
Days of sleeping under eaves
and porches, enduring typhoons,
[38:12] dada
with just a single newspaper between us...
[38:15] zun
Say no more, Dadacha.
[38:17] dada
Brother!
[38:18] dad
We bore the unbearable!
[38:19] zun
Endured the unendurable!
[38:21] both
We are the Teeny-Tiny Brothers!
[38:23] both
Our victory is nigh!
[38:25] yu
Hey, they adopted the name I gave them.
[38:27] wom
Everyone!
[38:29] wom
Love Making into the Battle Lovers!
[38:33] yumoto
Love Making!
[39:01] yumoto
The Sparkling Prince!
[39:03] yumoto
Battle Lover Scarlet!
[39:06] en
Love Making.
[39:17] en
The Flashing Prince!
[39:19] en
Battle Lover Cerulean!
[39:21] atsu
Love Making!
[39:31] atsu
The Piercing Prince!
[39:33] atsu
Battle Lover Epinard!
[39:36] io
Love Making.
[39:46] io
The Roaring Prince!
[39:48] io
Battle Lover Sulfur!
[39:51] ryuu
Love Making!
[40:01] ryuu
The Thrilling Prince!
[40:03] ryuu
Battle Lover Vesta!
[40:05] ryuu
This love-filled planet will
not abide those who lack love!
[40:09] ryuu
Those who wield loveless
power must kneel before love!
[40:13] ryuu
Love is power!
[40:14] ryuu
Love is hope!
[40:16] ryuu
Be born for love!
[40:17] ryuu
Give your life for love!
[40:19] ryuu
Love!
[40:20] ryuu
We are, forever, the heirs
to the throne of love...
[40:23] ryuu
Battle Lovers!
[40:25] ryuu
Feel the power...
[40:27] ryuu
Of love!
[40:30] dada
There you are, Battle Lovers!
[40:32] zun
Finish them!
[40:34] bot
Fools, trying to stop my attempt
to stop the graduation ceremony!
[40:37] bot
Take this!
[40:40] ryu
Hurts!
[40:41] naru
It does hurt more than you'd expect it to!
[40:43] kinu
And so many buttons...
[40:45] en
Where did he get them all?
[40:47] bot
These are all the buttons
no one ever asked for!
[40:52] bot
The buttons of tragic students
who had to leave the school
[40:55] bot
without any kouhai talking to them
or asking for their buttons!
[40:59] bot
The buttons hurt in proportion to
the tears that were shed over them!
[41:03] ryu
You're talking about a petty grudge.
[41:04] ryu
"I'm pissy because no one
paid attention to me."
[41:08] en
It has nothing to do with graduation
ceremonies or personal virtue.
[41:11] bot
Shut up! Grudges rock!
[41:19] bot
What?
[41:25] yu
Brothers-senpai!
[41:33] yu
The twin stars shining in the heavens!
[41:35] yu
Salty Sol!
[41:37] yu
Melty Luna!
[41:40] yu
Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer!
[41:43] dada
You're going to transform without MC Dadacha?
[41:46] haru
We can't remain reliant on an MC forever.
[41:49] aki
We're going to set our own
stage for ourselves, Dadacha.
[41:53] dada
How admirable!
[41:54] dada
I mean... how ungrateful!
[41:56] dada
Second Button Monster, punish those two!
[41:59] bot
Done and done!
[42:05] bot
Are graduation ceremonies
really that important?
[42:08] haru
Yes, they are!
[42:09] bot
Why? Because of your senpais?
[42:12] aki
Not just that!
[42:13] aki
We also want to show the visiting
guests how we're doing, too!
[42:16] aki
Because we owe them!
[42:22] bot
That's even more annoying!
[42:24] bot
To hell with personal growth!
To hell with people you care about!
[42:35] bot
The finish!
[42:38] yu
Brothers-senpai!
[42:42] yu
What gives you the right to stop this?
[42:45] yu
Don't you realize graduation
ceremonies are important?
[42:47] bot
I decide what's important and what's not!
[42:50] yu
You can decide for yourself
what's important to you,
[42:54] yu
but not to other people!
[42:56] bot
Then let me ask you this!
[42:57] bot
You say everyday hard work and obeying the
rules every day are the most important things!
[43:01] bot
So what's the point of
having a special ceremony?
[43:06] bot
Isn't the real meaning to be found
in doing the same thing every day?
[43:11] yu
You're right...
[43:12] atsu
Oh, no! Yumoto's being out-debated!
[43:15] bot
When all's said and done,
[43:17] bot
graduation ceremonies are
absolutely meaningless!
[43:26] all
Yumoto!
[43:28] zun
We did it!
[43:28] dada
We did it! We did it!
[43:32] yu
Scarlet Love Lumiere!
[43:37] atsu
Why?
[43:37] wom
Yumoto-san's power comes from
his declarations of love!
[43:42] wom
Now he's lost that,
[43:44] wom
he's lost his power as
Battle Lover Scarlet, too!
[43:47] all
Wh-What did you say?!
[43:49] bot
What's wrong, Battle Lover Scarlet?
[43:55] all
Yumoto!
[43:56] wom
Why, after loving down so
many monsters in the past,
[44:00] wom
is he failing now?
[44:02] gora
I know how Yumoto feels.
[44:05] wom
What did you say?
[44:06] gora
Yumoto empathizes with the monster.
SIGN Guest
[44:09] gora
That's why he can't bring
himself to attack it.
[44:12] wom
Empathizes?
[44:13] wom
How could he feel the same
way the monster does?
[44:16] gora
Because...
[44:18] gora
He doesn't want the graduation
ceremony to happen, either!
[44:23] yu
I... I don't want the graduation
ceremony to happen.
[44:35] naru
Yumoto loved out?
[44:37] ryu
What are you doing? Get a grip!
[44:39] yu
Not being able to be happy for
En-chan-senpai and Atsushi-senpai's graduation...
[44:43] yu
Taking the side of a monster...
[44:46] yu
I'm a failure as a Battle Lover.
[44:49] yu
To be honest, I don't care
about the graduation ceremony.
[44:54] yu
To be even more honest,
I wish they'd call it off.
[45:04] all
Love Out.
[45:10] yu
Senpais?
[45:11] yu
Brothers-san?
[45:14] en
You're right. I was feeling the same way.
[45:16] atsu
Yeah.
[45:19] haru
He got us.
[45:20] aki
Hit the nail on the head.
[45:23] yu
No! It's not for reasons like you guys,
[45:26] yu
because it's annoying or
I don't want to bother...
[45:29] yu
My reason... My reason is much more selfish!
[45:32] yu
Because I want to stay in the
Defense Club with you guys forever!
[45:37] yu
That's why!
[45:38] yu
I'm sorry!
[45:40] bot
The team's broken up, and now
you've lost your will to fight?
[45:43] bot
Now, die!
[45:47] all
Yumoto!
[45:49] yu
Senpais!
[45:50] gora
Yumoto! The others!
[45:52] wom
Go no further!
[45:54] gora
Why?
[45:55] wom
This matter must be resolved
by the Battle Lovers!
[45:59] wom
What is real love?
[46:00] wom
If they cannot discover that for themselves,
[46:03] wom
then no matter how you aid them,
they will never defeat that monster!
[46:08] wom
And, Maximum Gora...
[46:12] wom
Your love is in letting things go.
[46:15] gora
I see.
[46:17] gora
Yumoto...
[46:18] dada
They appear to be utterly helpless.
[46:20] both
Dadacha!
[46:21] both
Zundar!
[46:23] dada
Now we can go home with heads held high!
[46:25] zun
VEPPer, do you see which
side is stronger now?
[46:28] dada
Now, come rejoin TV Universe
and we'll start over again!
[46:34] haru
No way! We refuse!
[46:35] aki
We'll never do as you say ever again!
[46:38] dada
What?!
[46:40] haru
Dadacha, we're grateful to you.
[46:42] haru
But we need to go even further than before.
[46:46] aki
We can't move forward if
we're trapped in the past.
[46:49] haru
That's why we...
[46:50] aki
...are saying goodbye to you!
[47:00] bot
Finished already, are you?
[47:04] yu
The fun times in the club room.
[47:08] yu
The kindness of my senpais!
[47:12] yu
The struggles of the Battle Lovers!
[47:16] atsu
Yumoto?
[47:18] yu
The love we inspired in each other!
[47:21] all
The love we inspired in each other!
[47:28] yu
The spirits that would never be broken!
[47:31] all
The spirits that would never be broken!
[47:38] yu
Defense Club forever!
[47:41] all
Forever!
[47:43] yu
Congratulation on your graduation, senpais.
[47:46] yu
Thanks for everything.
[47:47] yu
It's sad to say goodbye,
[47:50] yu
but in exchange,
[47:51] yu
we'll be gaining a new future
that spreads out wide before us.
[47:57] yu
Love Congratulation!
[48:05] bot
Such optimistic words!
[48:08] bot
I was so focused on the graduation ceremony,
[48:10] bot
I forgot what lay beyond!
[48:12] bot
So this is... love!
[48:22] wom
They purged the monster without even
transforming into the Battle Lovers?
[48:26] wom
What a miracle!
[48:28] wom
This is the true power of love!
[48:30] yu
Love Graduation!
[48:33] atsu
Yumoto! Ryu! Io!
[48:35] en
Thanks for everything.
[48:37] atsu
We'll work hard, so you
keep up the hard work, too.
[48:40] all
Right!
[48:45] kusa
Today, we experience the
ritual of graduation.
[48:49] kusa
To be perfectly honest,
[48:51] kusa
we will not see tremendous changes in
ourselves when this ceremony concludes.
[48:56] ---
But there is one thing I know for certain:
[49:00] ---
I will remember this day
for the rest of my life.
[49:05] ---
And whenever I'm feeling frustrated or sad,
[49:10] ---
I'll remember my friends' faces
[49:12] ---
and feel empowered once again.
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[49:26] en
Well, that's over.
I hate sitting still for so long.
[49:30] ari
Defense Club, have you seen Zundar around?
[49:33] aki
Has anyone seen Dadacha?
[49:35] yumo
Actually, Wom-san's not here, either...
SIGN To Everyone
[49:38] en
What's this?
[49:40] atsu
A letter?
[49:42] wom
Battle Lovers... Rather, members
of the Earth Defense Club...
[49:47] wom
By the time you read this,
[49:50] wom
I will likely be completing the
preparations for my return home.
[49:54] wom
Now that Earth is filled with love,
[49:57] wom
I must move on to a different planet.
[50:01] wom
There are still many planets in the universe
[50:06] wom
filled with hatred, fear, and indifference.
[50:08] wom
It seems my retirement
is still a long way off.
[50:12] zun
Let us out! Let us out!
[50:13] wom
If, in the future,
[50:14] wom
the Earth is threatened by
another loveless something,
[50:19] wom
I hope you will all think back on the days
[50:23] wom
you spent as heirs to the throne of love.
[51:01] all
Wom-san!
[51:03] yu
Wom-san!
[51:06] wom
Everyone!
[51:08] yu
What's wrong with you? How could
you just sneak away like that?
[51:12] en
You could stay another
day or two, couldn't you?
[51:16] atsu
H-Here! Your favorite, spinach curry!
[51:20] ryu
You'll come again, won't you?
You will, won't you?
[51:22] naru
Stay in touch! I'll keep my schedule open!
[51:25] wom
Thank you!
[51:26] yu
Wom-san, thanks for all the cuddles!
[51:29] yu
I'll never forget the cuddles we shared!
[51:31] wom
I'll never forget, either!
[51:35] wom
All of you...
[51:37] wom
Heirs to the throne of love...
[51:39] wom
Be well!
[52:29] {song
As we spent our days doing trivial things
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I guess we always knew this day would come
[52:50] {song
No matter how much everything else changes
[52:55] {song
We've created something
that won't ever change
[53:00] {song
Which means we can walk forward,
always knowing the way
[53:11] {song
When you walk down that long staircase,
you must never look back
[53:22] {song
Let's take a step into a new future
[53:27] {song
Embracing love
[53:35] {song
The love born to my heart and yours
[53:46] {song
It still connects us, powerfully
[53:51] {song
So wipe away your tears
[53:56] {song
This massive, massive future
opens up ahead of us
[54:10] {song
I won't ever feel lonely
[54:15] {song
Because we're connected by love
[54:41] {song
The love born to my heart and yours
[54:52] {song
It still connects us, powerfully
[54:57] {song
So wipe away your tears
[55:03] {song
Let's open up the massive,
massive future ahead
[55:16] {song
Once we've exchanged all our words of thanks
[55:22] {song
We'll walk on, with love
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