11 - The Trial Called Love

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SIGN    The Trial Called Love
[01:37] man
    Beniya, we don't have enough.
[01:38] man
    Can we really finish this
    with just three days to go?
[01:41] man
    I'm hungry. Let's send for a shopping run.
SIGN    Binan High School
[01:45] man
    The class or club that wins the
    popularity vote gets a cash prize, right?
[01:49] man
    Oh, that's right. That's what
    the Press Society guys said.
[01:53] man
    Speaking of which, I heard the
    Press Society is broadcasting it.
[01:55] man
    What do you mean, broadcasting?
SIGN    Binan High School Festival Grand Prix
SIGN    Who Will Win?!
[01:57] man
    Like on the internet? Really?
[02:00] kino
    Really!
[02:03] kino
    Please allow our media to cover this!
SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol)
[02:07] ryuu
    I told you, we should do a "how to date" class.
[02:09] io
    No, we should have an
    investment awareness campaign.
[02:12] en
    I don't really want to participate
    in this school festival stuff.
[02:17] atsu
    I figured you'd say that, En-chan.
[02:19] en
    It's such a pain in the ass, I want to die.
[02:21] io
    What are you saying, Yufuin-senpai?
[02:24] io
    There's a cash prize on the line.
[02:26] io
    Why wouldn't you pick up
    money just lying on the ground?
[02:29] en
    Bending over is a pain in the ass.
[02:31] ryuu
    He's hardcore lazy.
[02:33] atsu
    But as long as we're being allotted
    a club room and club budget,
[02:36] atsu
    the student council says we have
    to show the fruits of our activities.
[02:39] yumoto
    Here! Here! Here here here!
[02:42] yumoto
    A restaurant! We should do a restaurant!
[02:44] en
    What is that, a kindergartner's dream?
[02:46] io
    No, that's a pretty realistic idea for Yumoto.
[02:50] io
    Do you know the cost of coffee, for example?
[02:54] ryuu
    What, is it easy money?
[02:55] io
    It also depends on our ability
    to draw customers, though.
[02:55] [SONG] sign
    In cold storage
    Don't open!
[02:58] en
    But everyone else is already gonna do
    stuff like cafés and coffee shops.
[03:02] io
    That's true. It would be hard
    without a selling point.
[03:05] ryuu
    We do have a selling point.
[03:06] atsu
    We do?
[03:09] ryuu
    Love Making!
[03:13] ryuu
    The Thrilling Prince!
[03:14] ryuu
    Battle Lover Vesta!
[03:17] ryuu
    That we're transforming heroes!
[03:19] en
    No way.
[03:21] en
    We've worked really hard to
    hide our identities up to now.
[03:24] en
    Revealing them for something like
    this would make that all pointless.
[03:27] ryuu
    Well, that's different.
[03:29] ryuu
    Why don't we just get Wombat
    to work something out
[03:32] ryuu
    with his advanced scientific technology?
[03:34] wom
    Hey! Wait a minute!
[03:36] wom
    It would be unheard of for missionaries
    of love to pursue for-profit ventures!
[03:41] ryuu
    What are you saying?
[03:43] ryuu
    If they eat delicious food,
    they'll feel love and happiness, right?
[03:47] ryuu
    It's a proper love activity. A "lovetivity."
[03:51] wom
    Lovetivity...
[03:52] atsu
    That's Ryuu for you.
[03:54] atsu
    His sweet-talking technique is unsurpassed.
[03:56] en
    Should you really be impressed by that?
[03:57] atsu
    I was just thinking it'd be nice
    to have a refrigerator, though.
[04:01] en
    Why's that?
[04:03] atsu
    Well, we'd always have cold drinks on hand.
[04:06] atsu
    A microwave would be great, too.
[04:08] en
    Are you all really into this restaurant idea?
[04:10] ryuu
    Let's do it!
[04:12] wom
    Lovetivity...
[04:13] atsu
    Coffee, black tea, and cake, maybe?
[04:16] en
    So it's decided that we're doing it, huh?
[04:18] ryuu
    Love out.
[04:21] yumoto
    I think we should serve sushi.
[04:22] io
    Nope.
[04:23] yumoto
    Why?
[04:24] io
    It takes too much work.
[04:26] io
    And we'd be handling raw fish.
[04:29] io
    It would be bad for us if
    any problems were to occur.
[04:31] ryuu
    Yeah. It's dangerous to serve
    stuff that isn't fully cooked.
[04:35] yumoto
    Curry would be good, then.
[04:37] ryuu
    This isn't just your decision, you know.
[04:38] yumoto
    "I would like curry," then.
[04:40] io
    If we do curry, we could make it in
    the club room, then just heat it up.
[04:44] en
    Atsushi makes good curry.
[04:46] atsu
    I have to make it?
[04:48] yumoto
    Kinugawa Curry! Yeah!
[04:50] ryuu
    I can't stand Thai curry, though.
[04:54] en
    Why? Because it's spicy?
[04:56] ryuu
    Actually, it's the coconut milk.
[05:00] ryuu
    I prefer thick home curry!
[05:04] io
    Dry curry is quite good, too.
[05:06] yumoto
    I like everything!
[05:08] wom
    Exactly what kind of food is this "curry"?
[05:14] yumoto
    I don't mind Thai curry, Atsushi-senpai.
[05:18] yumoto
    Pork is my favorite, though.
[05:20] atsu
    I have no idea what you're talking about.
[05:23] yumoto
    Weren't you worrying about
    what kind of curry to make?
[05:27] yumoto
    Because your face looked like this.
[05:30] atsu
    What? When?
[05:32] atsu
    And I don't think I looked like that.
[05:34] yumoto
    Do you actually not like curry?
[05:37] yumoto
    Gratin or napolitan would be fine, too!
[05:40] atsu
    No... I do like curry, but...
[05:44] atsu
    I'm not sure...
[05:45] atsu
    What was it?
[05:47] yumoto
    It gives you heartburn?
[05:48] atsu
    Maybe. Something about it just bothers me.
[05:52] yumoto
    Then you should take a bath and go to sleep.
[05:55] yumoto
    If you just take a bath,
    most things will work themselves out!
[05:58] yumoto
    That's what my big bro says.
[06:00] atsu
    You're right. I guess I'll do that.
SIGN    Binan Festival
SIGN    My Essays
SIGN    Honey Lemon
[06:22] ari
    When you make that expression,
[06:24] ari
    it makes me start to feel melancholy, too.
[06:27] kusa
    What kind of expression is that?
[06:28] ari
    Like you've smelled something foul in the air.
[06:31] gero
    Now that you mention it...
[06:33] gero
    I've been smelling curry for a while now.
[06:36] kusa
    I don't understand people who eat curry.
[06:40] gero
    Doesn't everyone love curry?
[06:42] gero
    Well, I suppose I wouldn't go
    out of my way to eat it, either.
[06:45] ari
    Why?
[06:46] gero
    The dishes look less than
    beautiful after you eat it.
[06:50] kusa
    That's not the problem!
[06:52] kusa
    The powerful stench.
    The stimulation against the tongue.
[06:54] kusa
    It's not something civilized
    humans should be eating.
[06:57] ari
    You're that against it?
[06:59] kusa
    It's a thing we should object
    to on the most basic level.
[07:02] ari
    My, my.
[07:04] ari
    I don't know about such a radical way of thinking.
[07:07] kusa
    As the rightful rulers of this planet,
[07:09] kusa
    we have the duty, the responsibility, and the right.
[07:12] kusa
    By the way, I haven't seen Lord Zundar yet today.
[07:16] gero
    He's been going out a lot lately.
[07:18] ari
    Maybe it's mating season!
SIGN    Press Society
SIGN    Binan High School Festival
    Grand Prix
SIGN    Who Will Win?!
[07:26] hire
    There's no denying you're in a rut.
[07:30] zun
    But I've been dedicated to
    devising clever schemes every week...
[07:33] hire
    That's not good enough!
[07:35] hire
    The masses get bored easily.
[07:38] zun
    I am aware of that.
[07:39] hire
    But anyway, this planet
    called Earth must be jinxed.
[07:44] hire
    I mean, we've conquered a lot of planets, right?
[07:48] hire
    Some of them have given
    us some trouble, of course.
[07:50] hire
    But we've conquered the
    vast majority of them, right?
[07:54] hire
    And yet the Earth alone...
[07:56] hire
    Why is this the only place
    where we've been canceled?
[08:02] zun
    Canceled? What was the reason?
[08:05] hire
    Because it didn't go well.
    An obstacle got in the way.
[08:08] zun
    Obstacle?
[08:09] zun
    Still, I don't think the beings of this
    planet possess any special abilities.
[08:14] hire
    No, they do.
[08:17] hire
    Stupid power.
[08:19] zun
    They seem to call it "love," or some such...
[08:22] hire
    It ain't love, stupid!
[08:24] hire
    It's stupid power.
[08:26] zun
    So what kind of soldiers do we need
    to oppose this "stupid love power"?
[08:31] hire
    Good question. We might need
    an even more negative person.
[08:36] zun
    Negative?
[08:37] hire
    Yeah. Someone soggy, viscous,
    and goopy who will really stick with it.
[08:43] hire
    A human steeped in grudge and discontent.
[08:50] yumoto
    Big bro, what's wrong?
[08:52] yumoto
    You don't have your usual edge.
[08:54] goro
    I-It's nothing.
[08:57] gora
    Hey, there's something I want to ask you.
[09:00] gora
    The other day, when you...
[09:02] yumoto
    You mean the "first cold in my life" incident?
[09:06] gora
    Yeah, that's right.
[09:08] yumoto
    I don't remember it very well.
[09:11] yumoto
    I was carrying a cleaning rag.
[09:13] gora
    A cleaning rag?
[09:14] yumoto
    Yeah. And for some reason, I had glasses.
[09:16] gora
    Glasses?
[09:17] yumoto
    And a baseball.
[09:19] gora
    Really?
[09:20] yumoto
    I think. Sorry if I'm wrong.
[09:23] yumoto
    So what was it you wanted to ask me?
[09:26] gora
    Well, Yumoto...
[09:28] gora
    What do you think of transformation...
[09:31] gora
    Deviation and such?
[09:33] yumoto
    Deviation?
[09:34] yumoto
    Has he discovered some weird hobby?
[09:37] yumoto
    Well, I think it's fine!
[09:40] yumoto
    People are free to do as they like.
[09:43] yumoto
    As long as they aren't bothering
    others, I'd encourage them.
[09:46] gora
    I see.
[09:49] yumoto
    Did he want me to stop him?
[09:59] yumoto
    Let's eat!
[10:01] all
    Eat!
[10:07] yumoto
    It's good!
[10:10] yumoto
    Curry's so good! Good curry!
[10:13] ryuu
    Shut up and eat.
[10:14] yumoto
    But don't you think the Kinugawa Curry is good?
[10:17] ryuu
    It's not about that. It's because you're annoying.
[10:19] en
    I'm more fascinated
[10:22] en
    by the surrealism of Wombat eating curry.
[10:26] wom
    Human know-how produces
    such a condensed taste!
[10:29] io
    300 yen for a plate of curry.
[10:31] io
    And if we factor in the cash prize...
[10:34] ryuu
    Wow, you seem confident we'll win.
[10:36] io
    Of course I am.
[10:38] yumoto
    Can we start now, then?
[10:40] wom
    Love Making into the Battle Lovers!
[10:45] yumoto
    Love Making!
[11:12] yumoto
    The Sparkling Prince!
[11:13] yumoto
    Battle Lover Scarlet!
[11:16] en
    Love Making!
[11:26] en
    The Flashing Prince!
[11:28] en
    Battle Lover Cerulean!
[11:31] atsu
    Love Making!
[11:41] atsu
    The Piercing Prince!
[11:42] atsu
    Battle Lover Epinard!
[11:45] io
    Love Making!
[11:55] io
    The Roaring Prince!
[11:57] io
    Battle Lover Sulfur!
[12:00] ryuu
    Love Making!
[12:10] ryuu
    The Thrilling Prince!
[12:11] ryuu
    Battle Lover Vesta!
[12:14] en
    You, who befoul our beloved Earth!
[12:17] ryuu
    No justice can come from loveless power!
[12:20] io
    Love is all!
[12:22] atsu
    Live for love! Die for love!
[12:25] yumoto
    We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[12:27] five
    Battle Lovers!
[12:29] yumoto
    Feel the power...
[12:32] five
    Of love!
[12:35] en
    You really don't think they'll realize
[12:37] en
    that we're the same people as those guys?
[12:41] io
    The blur isn't on us, right?
[12:43] atsu
    Will that be okay?
[12:45] wom
    It's fine. My highly advanced scientific
    technology has mumble mumble...
[12:49] en
    What do you mean, "mumble mumble"?
[12:51] yumoto
    Now, let's go get customers!
SIGN    Zundar
    Born August 18th
    (converted to Earth calendar)
    Blood Type B / Leo
    Hobbies: Secret
    Likes: Escargot
[13:00] yumoto
    Deliciousness that shakes the Earth!
[13:02] yumoto
    Even an alien would be shocked!
[13:04] guy
    Why are you dressed like that, Hakone?
[13:05] yumoto
    We're transforming heroes!
[13:07] yumoto
    You know, we've seen them around
    the school a lot lately, right?
[13:10] yumoto
    That weird group of five.
[13:11] yumoto
    We're cosplaying as them!
[13:13] io
    It's not a lie, I guess.
[13:15] en
    And yet, it's a perfect cover story.
[13:17] ryuu
    Yumoto's amazing.
[13:19] yumoto
    Cosplay Hero Curry! Now on sale!
[13:22] guy
    Cosplays, heroes, and curry?
    Isn't that a bit too much at once?
[13:26] yumoto
    Put on more! More and more and more!
[13:29] en
    We don't have a choice.
    I guess we'd better work, too.
[13:32] en
    I don't want to have any leftovers.
[13:33] ryuu
    Sure.
[13:34] io
    Let's go.
[13:35] en
    Atsushi, you handle the curry stock.
[13:37] atsu
    Roger.
[13:38] wom
    Give me something to do, too!
[13:41] en
    Wombat, you and Mr. Tawarayama watch the store.
[13:45] wom
    I accept!
[13:48] tawara
    Defense curry.
[13:51] tawara
    It's good.
[13:53] en
    Okay.
[13:54] en
    A little more enthusiasm.
[13:56] wom
    Why do I have to suffer such poor treatment?
[13:59] en
    Mr. Tawarayama can't help
    unless both his hands are free.
SIGN    Defense Club Curry 300 yen
[14:02] wom
    Even so...
[14:04] en
    Well, you can't go away from him.
[14:06] wom
    But...
[14:07] ryuu
    Sir, you're not doing any work.
[14:15] atsu
    It's still got an edge to it.
[14:18] atsu
    Oops.
[14:20] kusa
    Foolish humans who lack ambition
    or aspiration have no right to exist.
[14:25] kusa
    They are worthless.
[14:28] kusa
    I will purge ugly things, foolish things,
    and worthless things from the world.
[14:34] kusa
    The world should be orderly, beautiful, and regular.
[14:40] kusa
    And yet, what is this curry stench?
[14:43] kusa
    Why is it drifting in from over here?
[14:54] atsu
    Um...
[14:56] atsu
    Want some?
[14:57] kusa
    Who would stoop to eating something so humble?!
[15:06] atsu
    Kin-chan?
[15:07] kusa
    Do not call me by that name.
[15:09] atsu
    Kin-chan, you're our enemy? That can't be true.
[15:17] kusa
    Truly base and vulgar.
[15:19] kusa
    Its wicked stimulation poisons the sense
    of taste and destroys the sense of smell.
[15:23] kusa
    Worse, its offensive appearance
    mocks the sense of sight.
[15:27] kusa
    I cannot fathom a person like you
    who can this thing known as curry,
[15:31] kusa
    Kinugawa Atsushi.
[15:35] atsu
    No. My name is...
[15:37] atsu
    Battle Lover Epinard!
[15:40] kusa
    I see. So our battle was fated, then!
[15:45] zun
    Go, Aurite!
[15:47] zun
    The time has come to unleash your power
[15:48] zun
    and achieve your longstanding desire!
[15:52] kusa
    Conquest!
[15:59] kusa
    My name is Dark Aurite.
[16:02] kusa
    The Black Chevalier, writhing in darkness!
[16:06] kusa
    Ater Aurum!
[16:13] gero
    What's that?
[16:14] ari
    That's where the student council room is.
[16:16] en
    What's that?
[16:17] ari
    That's where our club room is.
[16:26] atsu
    Wait! Let's do this after the culture festival's over!
[16:28] atsu
    I want to sell the curry I worked so hard to make!
[16:30] kusa
    Curry, you say?
[16:32] kusa
    Just leave it to rot!
[16:35] atsu
    No! That curry's important to me!
[16:37] kusa
    Why? Why curry, of all things?
[16:40] atsu
    If we're talking about "of all things,"
[16:41] atsu
    why do you have to be my
    enemy of all things, Kin-chan?
[16:46] kusa
    Don't call me by that name!
[16:50] guy
    Wow! Who's putting on that performance?
[16:52] guy
    Cool! There's lights and everything!
[16:55] ari
    What's going on?
[16:57] gero
    It must be serious, to make
    the president forget himself.
[17:00] en
    Why is Atsushi fighting?
[17:03] both
    President?
[17:04] both
    Atsushi?
[17:07] gero
    Why can we see their faces?
[17:09] ryuu
    The blur isn't on us, right?
[17:13] taw
    Mumble mumble, and all.
[17:15] all
    You guys are...
[17:16] both
    Caerula Adamas?
[17:19] both
    The Battle Lovers?
[17:20] all
    Um...
[17:22] both
    Conquest!
[17:25] ari
    The Silver Chevalier, rustling young leaves!
[17:28] ari
    Argent!
[17:33] gero
    The Pearl Chevalier, making flowers bloom!
[17:35] gero
    Perlite!
[17:40] gora
    A bad omen.
[17:42] gero
    How dare you deceive us all this time?!
[17:45] ryuu
    That's our line!
[17:48] ari
    Learning your identities is
    a real load off our minds!
[17:52] en
    It's hard to see something that's
    right under your nose, I guess!
[17:58] io
    What's going to happen to the curry?
[18:00] io
    What about the profits from Cosplay Hero Curry?
[18:03] wom
    Mumble mumble, I'd say!
[18:07] kusa
    Gigant Aurum!
[18:14] atsu
    Yumo—
[18:14] yumoto
    Why are you two fighting?!
[18:18] kusa
    This is not such a trivial thing!
[18:20] yumoto
    But it is a fight, isn't it?
[18:22] atsu
    He just hates me, that's all.
[18:25] kusa
    That's right.
[18:26] kusa
    I hate you, Kinugawa Atsushi.
[18:29] kusa
    Ever since that day you rejected me!
[18:33] yumoto
    Rejected? What did you do, Atsushi-senpai?
[18:36] atsu
    Rejected? Did I do that to you, Kin-chan?
[18:40] kusa
    If you're playing dumb, it's pathetic.
[18:42] kusa
    If you really have forgotten,
    then I'll consign you to death!
[18:47] kusa
    At-chan, you're coming by my house, right?
[18:49] atsu
    I can't today. I've got something to do.
[18:52] kusa
    Okay...
[18:58] en
    Whoops.
[18:59] atsu
    Th-Thanks.
[19:01] en
    Kinugawa? Where are you going?
[19:03] atsu
    CoCoKaRa Curry.
[19:04] en
    That's right. Today's their extra-spicy curry day.
[19:07] atsu
    Yufuin, you like curry?
[19:08] en
    Pretty well.
[19:09] atsu
    Want to go with me?
[19:12] atsu
    I have a coupon.
SIGN    All curry 20% off
[19:14] en
    So do I.
[19:15] en
    If I had to choose which I hate more,
    mild curry or stinky natto,
[19:18] en
    I'd choose mild curry any time.
[19:20] atsu
    That's right. There are people
    who find even the mild stuff spicy.
[19:24] kusa
    Stupid curry.
[19:29] atsu
    Morning, Kin-chan.
[19:36] atsu
    Kin-chan?
[19:40] en
    What, did you have a fight or something?
[19:42] atsu
    I don't remember having one...
[19:44] en
    What, you're fighting and
    you don't even know why?
[19:49] en
    Why not ask him?
[19:50] atsu
    I'd better not.
[19:51] atsu
    If he doesn't want to talk about it,
    I'd feel bad trying to force it out of him.
[19:56] kusa
    You broke our oath!
[19:59] atsu
    Oath?
[20:04] atsu
    What did you wish for?
[20:06] kusa
    I wished for us to stay friends forever.
[20:10] atsu
    You don't need to wish on a shooting star for that.
[20:15] atsu
    'Cause we'll be friends forever, no matter what.
[20:22] kusa
    You stomped on decorum!
[20:28] gora
    Yumoto...
[20:31] gora
    I'm coming now.
[20:38] kusa
    Don't get in my way!
[20:39] yumoto
    Please don't have a falling-out in front of me!
[20:42] yumoto
    I hate that kind of thing!
[20:44] kusa
    In that case...
[20:48] kusa
    I'll destroy you both together!
[20:53] gora
    Do they intend to do the same thing again?
[21:03] io
    Fight!
[21:05] ryuu
    One shot?
[21:06] yumoto
    Hey, you're late!
[21:10] atsu
    En-chan!
[21:11] en
    Sorry I'm late.
[21:18] en
    When I hear that story of yours, Kusatsu,
    it sounds to me like you're just sulking!
[21:22] kusa
    Shut up, you coward!
[21:24] io
    We won't stand silent while you
    slander the good name of curry!
[21:43] gero
    It's presumptuous to think that
    the likes of you could oppose us.
[21:46] ari
    If you withdraw now, we won't harm you.
[21:51] yumoto
    I am going to stop this stupid fight between you!
[21:54] hire
    Oh? It's being drawn out that long?
[21:57] hire
    That's great. Just what I wanted.
[23:39] [SONG] ---
    Next Time
[23:43] [SONG] ---
    At Last
[23:47] [SONG] ---
    The Final Episode!