2 - HAPPY Recipe

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[00:04] fura
    Prince Karls!
[00:09] karl
    Furanui?
[00:10] karl
    Hey, it's Furanui!
[00:13] karl
    Hey! Hey-ho!
[00:15] shu
    I'm not a watchtower, you know...
[00:19] kiri
    Huh? Ata-kun?
[00:21] kiri
    Hey, aren't you guys our student council?
[00:23] waku
    It does look like them.
[00:25] shu
    Wow, look at those weird outfits.
[00:26] kiri
    Kyotaro, don't say that. It's rude.
[00:30] waku
    And our outfits aren't exactly
    the greatest, anyway.
[00:32] dogo
    Why are they standing all the way up there?
[00:35] man
    I'm interested in knowing
    how they got up there.
[00:39] ma
    The riffraff don't even know what to make of us.
[00:41] ma
    Look at those slack-jawed expressions.
[00:43] dogo
    Hey, Masa! Masa!
[00:45] dogo
    You're gonna slip!
[00:46] ma
    I don't need your opinion!
[00:49] yu
    Today, we're merely testing your prowess.
[00:51] yu
    Don't think you've won yet.
[00:55] dogo
    Are we involved in some kind of competition?
[00:56] man
    Dunno.
[00:57] kar
    Hey, Furanui! When'd you get here?
[01:00] fura
    Prince Karls! This undignified
    conduct of yours...
[01:03] fura
    It's confirmation that you lack
    a king's manners and poise.
[01:07] karl
    What? What's that? I can't hear you!
[01:10] karl
    What's this about hammers and pigeons?
[01:13] fura
    I said nothing about pigeons!
[01:17] shu
    I don't think this has anything
    to do with us, so can we go?
[01:23] yu
    I see you're as oblivious to
    social conventions as ever.
[01:26] yu
    This just reaffirms that the world
    must be ruled with an iron fist.
[01:31] fura
    Yes.
[01:32] fura
    Hear me.
[01:33] fura
    I, Furanui, second prince of Honyala Land,
[01:37] fura
    will conquer this place!
[01:42] dogo
    What's this? Conquer?
[01:44] man
    So he'll be our leader, eh?
[01:46] dogo
    That dog thing, you mean?
[01:48] waku
    Well, if that's what he wants,
    he might as well go for it.
[01:52] kiri
    Are you sure?
[01:53] waku
    Well, we don't know that he'll succeed.
[01:57] waku
    But I am curious about what led you to try.
[02:01] fura
    A fine question.
[02:03] fura
    If you wish to hear why, I'll tell you.
[02:07] shu
    I'm so tired.
SIGN    HAPPY Recipe
[03:45] (Flashback) kamo
    How many years has it been since I first took
[03:49] (Flashback) kamo
    the throne of the magical
    kingdom, Honyala Land?
[03:52] (Flashback) kamo
    I've grown old, and it is time for
    me to pass my throne to another.
[03:58] (Flashback) kamo
    And so, my wonderful sons...
[04:02] (Flashback) kamo
    Furanui and Karls...
[04:05] (Flashback) kamo
    You must go to the tributary of Honyala Land
[04:07] (Flashback) kamo
    and prove you have
    what it takes to be a king.
[04:11] (Flashback) kamo
    Whomsoever I deem worthy
    shall be given the throne.
[04:17] (Flashback) fura
    I understand.
[04:19] (Flashback) fura
    Those of noble blood have
    a duty to lead the people.
[04:22] (Flashback) fura
    I swear I shall prove myself to you,
    Your Majesty.
[04:26] (Flashback) kamo
    I'm counting on you, Furanui.
[04:28] (Flashback) kamo
    Karls, what about you?
[04:31] (Flashback) karl
    Oh, you know I'm up for it!
[04:32] (Flashback) karl
    It sounds neat!
[04:34] (Flashback) karl
    But what exactly does it take to be a king?
[04:38] (Flashback) kamo
    To discover that and make it a part of
    yourself is one of the requirements.
[04:43] (Flashback) kamo
    While keeping my expectations realistic,
    I hope you can do it.
[04:46] (Flashback) kamo
    Minister Wao, go with them,
[04:50] (Flashback) kamo
    and help them if need be.
[04:54] (Flashback) wao
    Leave it to me.
[04:55] (Flashback) wao
    I, Wao, shall carry out my duties faithfully.
[04:59] (Flashback) karl
    So, where is this tributary exactly?
[05:03] (Flashback) kamo
    The human realm... Earth,
    I believe it's called.
[05:15] (Flashback) fura
    Is this it?
[05:23] (Flashback) fura
    I like it!
[05:26] (Flashback) stu
    Who's gonna win this time?
SIGN    1704th The tradition!!
    
    
    
    
    
    Pretty Boy Contest
[05:29] (Flashback) stu
    Aren't you gonna enter?
[05:30] (Flashback) stu
    Me?
[05:32] (Flashback) man
    Anyone who's finished with the
    assignment can go home early.
[05:38] (Flashback) stu
    I'm so tired.
[05:38] (Flashback) stu
    C'mon, not like it has to be perfect.
[05:42] (Flashback) stu
    Yeah, I'm done.
[05:52] (Flashback) fura
    Indolence! Affectation! Deceit!
[05:54] (Flashback) fura
    This world is inundated
    with every vice imaginable!
[05:58] (Flashback) fura
    I must guide these fools to
    a more respectable world!
[06:03] (Flashback) fura
    Rise, Furanui!
[06:04] (Flashback) fura
    Strive, Furanui!
[06:10] (Flashback) fura
    Is that man dead?
[06:17] (Flashback) fura
    He's utterly unguarded...
[06:21] (Flashback) fura
    I could slit his throat and
    he wouldn't even notice...
[06:30] (Flashback) fura
    What is this... this atmosphere
    of comforting indifference...
[06:36] (Flashback) fura
    These waves of sheer calm...
[06:39] (Flashback) fura
    This air of sheer innocuousness...
[06:42] (Flashback) fura
    I feel my motivation slipping away...
[06:49] (Flashback) shi
    Look at you, dead to the world!
[06:53] (Flashback) fura
    Oh no!
[06:54] (Flashback) fura
    Those of noble blood must not allow the lower
    classes to see us in such an inattentive state...
[06:59] (Flashback) fura
    Neglecting the academics that are a student's
    duty to wile the day away in hedonistic slumber...
[07:04] (Flashback) fura
    You should be ashamed, Shuzenji Kyotaro.
[07:08] (Flashback) shu
    Oh? Ata? What's going on?
[07:11] (Flashback) ata
    I could ask you the same question!
[07:14] (Flashback) ata
    Have you been sleeping here all
    day instead of going to class?
[07:18] (Flashback) shu
    Yeah, guess I have.
[07:20] (Flashback) shu
    Ryo-chin's gonna yell at me again.
[07:22] (Flashback) ata
    You don't care unless you're yelled at?
[07:26] (Flashback) shu
    Yeah... I guess that's what it comes down to.
[07:28] (Flashback) ata
    I was a fool to try to talk to you.
[07:31] (Flashback) kyo
    Actually, I think you're pretty smart.
[07:34] (Flashback) ata
    I know that! You don't have to tell me!
[07:36] (Flashback) shu
    Oh... Okay.
[07:37] (Flashback) ata
    I can see that the words "diligence" and
    "discipline" don't exist in your vocabulary.
[07:42] (Flashback) shu
    I guess they don't.
[07:43] (Flashback) ata
    Even sarcasm doesn't work?
[07:45] (Flashback) shu
    I mean, it's true.
[07:47] (Flashback) shu
    You and I are really different people, Ata.
[07:49] (Flashback) ata
    I've had enough!
[07:51] (Flashback) ata
    I was a fool to even approach you.
[07:53] (Flashback) shu
    Huh? I told you, you're not stupid...
[07:56] ata
    He'll never understand anything!
[07:58] ata
    It really gets under my skin!
[08:01] ata
    Every time, every time,
    every time, every time...
[08:03] ata
    Shuzenji Kyotaro!
[08:05] ata
    I will make you pay!
[08:09] (Flashback) fura
    I see... There may be one sensible
    person in this world, after all.
[08:16] (Flashback) fura
    You there, human!
[08:19] (Flashback) fura
    I have chosen you to be the captain
    of the venerable Furanui Knights.
[08:23] (Flashback) ata
    What's this? A talking chihuahua?
[08:25] (Flashback) fura
    Halt! Did you not hear my order?
[08:31] (Flashback) ata
    What is all this?
[08:33] (Flashback) fura
    Bow before me!
[08:39] (Flashback) fura
    Do not attempt to defy me again.
[08:42] (Flashback) fura
    It is your duty to serve and revere me.
[08:45] (Flashback) ata
    I have a question for you.
[08:47] (Flashback) ata
    What's the trick behind this?
[08:49] (Flashback) fura
    Trick?
[08:51] (Flashback) fura
    I merely need to will things to move.
[08:54] (Flashback) fura
    That is all.
[08:55] (Flashback) ata
    It's magic, then?
[08:58] (Flashback) ata
    Very well.
[08:59] (Flashback) ata
    I have no objection to serving you.
[09:02] (Flashback) fura
    A wise decision.
[09:06] (Flashback) ata
    But as a knight, I require compensation.
[09:11] (Flashback) fura
    What are you asking for?
[09:12] (Flashback) ata
    Your magical power!
[09:16] (Flashback) fura
    Not just wise, but honest, at that.
[09:20] (Flashback) fura
    What is your name?
[09:22] (Flashback) fura
    Ibusuki Ata.
SIGN    Student Council Room
[09:25] (Flashback) masa
    What's this thing? It's so cute!
[09:28] (Flashback) masa
    Oh, I could just die!
[09:31] (Flashback) masa
    I know! Picture time!
[09:33] (Flashback) masa
    I gotta get this on the web!
[09:34] (Flashback) fura
    Insolent fool! I strike you down!
[09:39] (Flashback) ma
    What is that thing? It's creepy!
[09:41] (Flashback) ma
    Freak! Die! Get fat!
[09:43] (Flashback) una
    So, to sum it all up,
[09:46] (Flashback) una
    the student council will become
    this fox-like creature's...
[09:49] (Flashback) fura
    I am Prince Furanui!
[09:51] (Flashback) una
    ...Prince Furanui's knights?
[09:54] (Flashback) una
    That means us?
[09:55] (Flashback) ata
    If you don't like it,
    you don't need to participate.
[09:57] (Flashback) masa
    I don't like it at all!
[09:59] (Flashback) masa
    What will people say if they see you
[10:01] (Flashback) masa
    kowtowing to this little fox thing?
[10:04] (Flashback) masa
    Right, Unazuki-senpai?
[10:06] (Flashback) una
    Nah. If Ata's in, that's enough for me.
[10:11] (Flashback) una
    Maasa, you don't want to?
[10:13] (Flashback) masa
    But... for the student council of Binan
    High School to serve this... shrimpy...
[10:17] (Flashback) fura
    Shrimpy?!
[10:19] (Flashback) fura
    Very well...
[10:20] (Flashback) fura
    I'll take on a form more to your liking, then.
[10:30] (Flashback) fura
    Does this appease you?
[10:33] (Flashback) masa
    No way... Wow... So cool...
[10:36] (Flashback) fura
    Then it's settled.
[10:37] (Flashback) fura
    I, with you, the Furanui Knights,
[10:40] (Flashback) fura
    shall institute systematic
    rule over this world
[10:43] (Flashback) fura
    and discipline its foolish
    and indolent inhabitants.
[10:46] (Flashback) ata
    Indolence is sin!
[10:47] (Flashback) ata
    So is ugliness!
[10:49] (Flashback) ata
    I don't really get it,
[10:51] (Flashback) ata
    but people do need to do what
    the student council tells them.
[10:55] (Flashback) fura
    Then allow me to grant you my power!
[11:02] (Flashback) ata
    This is...
[11:07] (Flashback) fura
    Now rise, Furanui Knights Edelstein!
[11:13] (Flashback) trio
    Die Verwandlung!
[11:16] (Flashback) ata
    That which is unbreakable is truly strong!
[11:19] (Flashback) ata
    Ritter Diamant!
[11:22] (Flashback) una
    Affection and comfort...
[11:24] (Flashback) una
    Ritter Rosenquarz!
[11:28] (Flashback) masa
    Noble and virtuous!
[11:29] (Flashback) masa
    Ritter Amethyst!
[11:33] (Flashback) trio
    We are the Furanui Knights...
[11:35] (Flashback) trio
    Edelstein!
[11:39] fura
    That is my story.
[11:40] fura
    Do you see now?
[11:43] fura
    They're gone!
[11:44] fura
    Did those cowards run away?
[11:46] masa
    I guess they must have lost their nerve!
[11:49] una
    They're over there.
[11:57] waku
    A little harder, more to the right.
[12:00] kiri
    Like this?
[12:02] waku
    Too far to the right, I think.
[12:04] kiri
    I'm sorry!
[12:06] man
    Look that way!
[12:09] man
    That's my 108th straight victory.
[12:10] dogo
    You're a devil...
[12:12] man
    I'm not a devil, and it's not magic.
[12:14] man
    I just know the system
    for winning, that's all.
[12:16] dogo
    Really? Really? Tell me!
[12:18] man
    No. Absolutely not.
[12:19] dogo
    Stingy!
[12:20] karl
    Come back here, you crafty butterfly man!
[12:24] karl
    You can't escape me, you fluttery devil!
[12:27] una
    I think they got sick of our story.
[12:30] masa
    What on earth?
[12:31] masa
    How could they get sick
    of our fabulous story?
[12:35] waku
    Sorry! It just kept going and going, so...
[12:38] dogo
    Also, it had nothing to do with us.
[12:41] man
    Yeah.
[12:42] masa
    It does have something to do with you!
[12:44] una
    We're talking about ruling this place.
[12:47] una
    That means you'll have to do what we say.
[12:51] kiri
    But you're the student council.
    Don't we already do what you say?
[12:55] una
    There'll be severe punishments, too!
[12:57] dogo
    When you say it like, "There'll be cake, too!"
[13:01] dogo
    it's hard to buy into it.
[13:03] uka
    That's a good point.
[13:05] uka
    Well, no big.
[13:07] ata
    Don't let him have that one!
[13:08] all
    Anyway...
[13:14] ata
    Hey!
SIGN    Kirishima Ryoma Born July 18th Blood Type: A Cancer Hobbies: Taking care of others Likes: "Getanha" cakes, cleaning
SIGN    Kiyara Bentaro
[13:29] club
    Kiyara, are you on a diet?
[13:32] ki
    Nah...
[13:33] club
    Well, why aren't you eating?
[13:37] club
    C-Cute!
[13:41] club
    Hey, Kiyara! Kiyara Bentaro!
[13:43] club
    Where are you going?
[13:46] ki
    I... I want to eat giant rice balls!
[13:51] ki
    I want to eat a lunch filled
    with kara-age and ginger pork
[13:54] ki
    and Hamburg steak and tonkatsu...
[13:56] ki
    I love greasy lunches where
    the only color is brown!
[14:01] ki
    Why does everyone else get
    to eat the lunches I want?
[14:10] fura
    I hear your dissatisfaction and anger.
[14:16] ki
    Um, I was just thinking about it...
[14:18] ki
    I know Mom makes those lunches for my sake...
[14:23] fura
    Spread your fear!
[14:24] fura
    Furanui Knights!
[14:27] fura
    Druck!
[14:28] fura
    Mich!
[14:29] fura
    Hart!
[14:32] fura
    An!
[14:47] club
    I'm so hungry...
[14:49] club
    You gotta have rice!
[14:51] club
    Greasy stuff is the best!
[14:53] club
    Everyone knows lunches need to be filling!
[14:56] kai
    Cutesy Lunch Beam!
[15:01] mon
    Stylish! Cute! Low calorie!
[15:05] mon
    Have a taste of my dissatisfaction,
    anger, and fear!
[15:09] kar
    Hey, hey. Why's he scared of
    it being stylish and cute?
[15:14] waku
    Because men like greasy stuff
    that's full of calories.
[15:18] waku
    It's natural he'd be afraid
    of not getting to eat that.
[15:22] man
    At least 500 calories of meat per meal.
[15:24] dogo
    Yeah, yeah, yeah! And if it's meat,
    it's gotta be steak!
[15:28] man
    No, it needs to be shabu-shabu.
[15:30] dogo
    What? That snooty stuff?
[15:32] man
    In its ability to accommodate
    beef, pork, lamb,
[15:35] man
    or even fish, shabu-shabu is truly versatile.
[15:40] shu
    The monster guy there seems pretty bored.
[15:43] waku
    That's right. What were
    we talking about again?
[15:46] shu
    Good question.
[15:47] kiri
    The student council guys were
    saying something, right?
[15:50] shu
    What was it, again?
[15:51] ata
    It was about how indolence is sin!
[15:56] shu
    Was that it?
[15:57] shu
    Thank you, Ata.
[15:59] shu
    That's right.
[16:01] ata
    Not that!
[16:02] ata
    You're exactly the kind of
    people we seek to purge!
[16:05] ata
    I'm going to do everything
    in my power to crush you!
[16:09] ata
    Cutesy Lunch Monster!
[16:11] mon
    Cutesy Lunch Beam!
[16:20] karl
    Look out!
[16:21] karl
    Everyone, transform! Before you're
    turned into cutesy lunches!
[16:25] shu
    Can't I just watch from the sidelines?
[16:27] dogo
    What are you saying, Kyotaro-senpai?
    Do you want to be reduced to an extra?
[16:30] shu
    Yeah, preferably one that's
    cut off by the frame...
[16:32] shu
    Cutesy Lunch Beam!
[16:37] shu
    Kyotaro!
[16:39] shu
    For a moment there,
    I saw a river and a flowerbed...
[16:43] kiri
    This isn't good, Kyotaro!
[16:45] kiri
    Anyway, let's transform!
[16:46] kiri
    That will keep you from getting hurt!
[16:48] kar
    Exactly!
[16:50] dogo
    That's the most backward reason for
    transforming I've ever heard...
[16:53] man
    But he does have a point.
[16:55] man
    Anyway, let's transform.
[16:59] man
    Now, make your pledge with a kiss.
[17:12] man
    Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss!
[17:20] man
    Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss!
[17:27] man
    Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss!
[17:34] man
    Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss!
[17:42] man
    Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss!
[17:47] man
    Like the flowers that
    bloom across the world...
[17:50] man
    Like the stars that shine in the night sky...
[17:52] man
    Like the moon that illuminates
    everything below...
[17:54] man
    Like the snow that gently
    embraces the land...
[17:57] man
    Let's bring happiness to the universe!
[18:00] man
    We are the magic knights who bring happiness!
[18:03] man
    Karls Knights Happy Kiss!
[18:08] shu
    This again?
[18:10] karl
    Don't say "this again"!
[18:12] karl
    Ease his dissatisfaction,
    clear his anger, and make him happy!
[18:17] dogo
    Huh? But how?
[18:19] mon
    You people could never
    understand the way I feel!
[18:23] kiri
    But I do!
[18:24] kiri
    Feeling full is awesome!
[18:26] kiri
    But that's no reason to
    resent the other students!
[18:29] mon
    I don't resent them...
[18:31] kiri
    Then why are you doing this?
[18:33] kiri
    Your mother made those lunches
    to make her son happy!
[18:40] ata
    Is he finished already?
[18:42] ata
    And to fall to Kirishima, of all people?
[18:44] una
    Shall I apply a self-destruct booster?
[18:47] masa
    What do you mean?
[18:48] una
    Hey, Cutesy Lunch Monster!
[18:51] una
    Your mother puts your cutesy
    lunches up on social media every day!
SIGN    Today's lunch! I think it turned out really well, as always
[18:58] both
    Ryoma-senpai!
[19:01] masa
    Why did he self-destruct?
[19:02] una
    He was downplaying his frustration
[19:05] una
    because he thought his mother was
    making those lunches for him.
[19:07] una
    So I shattered that illusion.
[19:10] masa
    I see!
[19:11] masa
    She was really doing it to satisfy herself!
[19:27] waku
    With distrust of others added on top of
    his existing dissatisfaction and anger,
[19:31] waku
    he's now truly invincible.
[19:38] kai
    Cutesy Lunch Bomb!
[19:48] kiri
    Kyotaro?
[19:50] both
    Senpai?
[19:52] kiri
    You threw yourself into danger
    to save your best friend!
[19:55] shu
    No...
[19:56] shu
    It's just, hearing all this talk
    of lunches was making me hungry.
[20:01] shu
    I want to go home already.
[20:03] shu
    Besides, if you don't like
    your mother's lunches,
[20:07] shu
    why not cook for yourself?
[20:10] mon
    C-Cook for myself?
[20:13] karl
    Everyone, now!
[20:14] karl
    Are you happy?
[20:15] karl
    Yes!
[20:16] karl
    Are you happy?
[20:17] karl
    Yes!
[20:17] karl
    Are you happy?
[20:18] karl
    Yes!
[20:19] karl
    Are you happy?
[20:20] karl
    Yes!
[20:21] karl
    Are you happy?
[20:22] karl
    Yes!
[20:22] karl
    Let's happy hour!
[20:25] karl
    Return to happiness!
[20:27] karl
    Happy and Turn!
[20:38] man
    Oh, it's heaven.
[20:40] man
    So nice and warm.
[20:47] shu
    Happy End!
[20:50] ki
    That's right... Just cook for myself.
[20:53] ki
    That's a great idea! My very own lunch!
[21:00] fura
    Well, no matter.
[21:01] fura
    I was merely testing your prowess for today.
[21:04] karl
    Oh, you were?
[21:07] fura
    Await my return.
[21:08] karl
    Awesome!
[21:10] dogo
    There he goes.
[21:12] man
    Well, that was confusing.
[21:13] kiri
    Oh, Kyotaro. Didn't you say you were hungry?
[21:17] kiri
    Let's grab a bite somewhere!
[21:19] shu
    Too much effort.
[21:20] shu
    I want to sleep.
[21:22] shu
    Walking is such a bother.
[21:23] kiri
    Don't be like that!
[21:25] karl
    Happy Powder!
[21:29] dogo
    What's all this shiny stuff?
[21:31] karl
    Yup! It erases the memories of
    people who saw stuff!
[21:35] man
    Destroying the evidence?
[21:40] kiri
    Kyotaro, don't fall asleep here.
[21:44] shu
    Just five more minutes.
[21:45] kiri
    Absolutely not!
[21:46] kiri
    Kyotaro!
[21:48] dogo
    Um, there's something I've been wondering.
[21:51] dogo
    Why do we take a hot bath every day?
[21:53] man
    Good question.
[21:56] kiri
    Kind of an old habit, I guess?
[21:59] man
    Old habit?
[22:01] karl
    Hot baths make me happy!
[22:03] karl
    I'm so glad I came to the human world.
[22:06] waku
    Are hot baths the only thing
    our world has over yours?
[22:10] karl
    Happy, happy!
[22:15] kiri
    Kyotaro!
[22:16] kiri
    Kyotaro! I told you not to sleep here!
[22:19] kiri
    Kyotaro! Kyotaro!
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SIGN    Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "HAPPY Ice Cream"!
SIGN    You know how there are things you see every day, but you don't actually know what they're called...
SIGN    ...so you just say "the thing" or "the whatever-it-is"? Next episode is about that kind of stuff.
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