12 - Love Will Save the Earth!
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[00:00] sign
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[00:00] both
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[00:00] sign
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[00:00] io
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[00:00] sign
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[00:00] aki
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[00:04] trio
Hold it!
[00:08] dada
My, my!
[00:09] dada
I believe this is what's
known as a "Dream Match"!
[00:12] dada
Yesterday's enemies become today's allies!
[00:15] dada
Conquest Club, will you sing for the Earth
Defense Club?!
[00:19] kusa
Don't be stupid.
[00:20] kusa
We would never take part
in such a ridiculous farce!
[00:23] dada
What...?
[00:25] both
What a twist!
SIGN At last, the idol battle begins!
SIGN Who will win? The Beppu Brothers or the Defense Club?
SIGN What is the truth behind the Galaxy Idols?
SIGN And will love save the Earth?!
SIGN Love Will Save the Earth!
[01:18] kusa
We, the Binan High School
Student Council, do not sing.
[01:21] kusa
But if you attempt to bring harm
to students from our school,
[01:26] kusa
we will not hesitate to fight you!
[01:28] ari
If the president says so...
[01:30] gero
If the president and vice president say so...
[01:33] yu
We're okay now!
[01:35] yu
We can do it ourselves.
[01:37] ari
Really?
[01:38] yu
While you guys and our
Senpai were buying time,
[01:41] yu
our HP recovered!
[01:43] wom
The Battle Lover suits' highly
advanced scientific technology
[01:47] wom
is mounted with a self-repair system
powered by the placebo effect!
[01:52] en
Wait, that means it's all in our heads, right?
[01:55] yu
Which means it's our turn to sing!
[01:57] en
You're kidding.
[01:58] atsu
It's either that or a smackdown.
[02:01] ryu
I'd rather sing.
[02:02] io
Same.
[02:03] yu
Then let's do it!
[02:05] yu
Our Earth Defense Club song!
[02:11] all
No matter how times we fall,
we'll just get back up!
[02:16] all
Just as the sun rises from the ground!
[02:27] voices
Like! Like! Like!
[02:33] voices
I make thoughtless mistakes.
[02:35] voices
I let chances slip away.
[02:38] voices
But whenever that happens...
[02:41] voices
I hear a voice!
[02:43] haru
They're getting likes?!
[02:46] aki
They have no sense of pitch or tempo...
[02:48] aki
You have to be kidding!
[02:51] aki
Gorar-san is...
[02:52] aki
waking up?
[02:55] haru
He didn't show any reaction to our singing...
[02:58] aki
Yet this pitiful performance...
[03:00] aki
Is it impossible for us to beat a bond
between brothers, no matter what we do?
[03:26] hashi
Hey, you.
[03:28] hashi
Did you have pasta with meat sauce for lunch?
[03:31] gora
Eh? Lunch?
[03:32] gora
No, mabo tofu.
[03:35] gora
From a pouch.
[03:36] hashi
Oh, I see.
[03:38] hashi
There's a stain on your shirt,
so I assumed it was meat sauce.
[03:43] gora
Do you enjoy meat sauce?
[03:46] hashi
It's fine.
[03:47] hashi
Actually, I dislike it.
[03:49] hashi
It's all crumbly, so it's
hard for me to eat it all.
[03:52] goro
I... can imagine.
[04:00] hashi
Do you enjoy chopping wood?
[04:03] gora
Oh, yes.
[04:04] gora
I do enjoy it quite a lot.
[04:12] hashi
Would you like to fight?
[04:16] hashi
I'm looking for someone who will fight.
[04:21] hashi
Well, would you give it a try, at least?
[04:36] gor
H-Hang on here!
[04:48] gor
Wh-Why...?
[04:49] hashi
You're cut out to be a hero, you know?
[04:53] hashi
What?
[04:54] hashi
You're cut out to be a hero.
[04:59] gora
Am I, really?
[05:01] hashi
I've found my villain!
[05:04] gora
Huh?!
[05:05] hashi
You are my villain!
[05:09] gora
Ha, thought so!
[05:11] gora
Medicine to make Earthlings smarter?
[05:15] gora
I'll never let you add
that to the water supply!
[05:17] gora
Earthlings gotta be dumb! Dumbasses for life!
[05:21] gora
An educational radio broadcast? On Earth?
[05:24] gora
Get that crap outta here!
[05:27] gora
I'll put a stop to all your good deeds!
[05:35] gora
Earthlings don't need to go to school!
[05:39] gora
Keep 'em stuck on Earth forever, dickcheese!
[05:42] both
Wait!
[05:43] haru
What's with this recording?
[05:45] haru
The dialogue and the images
don't match up at all!
[05:48] aki
Dumbass? Dickcheese?
[05:49] aki
Gorar would never use such filthy language!
[05:52] haru
This isn't anything like the
broadcast version, either!
[05:55] aki
This reedit is completely lacking in taste!
[05:57] en
Excuse me. Question.
[05:59] en
You VEPPer guys are Earthlings, right?
[06:02] both
We're Earthlings just like Gorar!
[06:04] en
Wasn't CIDE broadcast on TV Universe?
[06:07] zun
Indeed it was!
[06:09] en
If CIDE 1 wasn't broadcast on Earth,
[06:12] en
how do you know what happened in it?
[06:14] both
We saw it in space.
[06:16] atsu
How?
[06:17] haru
Like anyone does.
[06:18] aki
On TV.
[06:19] io
But it's the TV that we're wondering about...
[06:22] ryu
What's the story?
[06:27] (Flashback) haru
Gorar!
[06:28] (Flashback) aki
Don't worry, Haru.
[06:29] (Flashback) aki
Gorar never loses!
[06:30] (Flashback) haru
Y-Yeah.
[06:32] (Flashback) haru
You're right!
[06:34] (Flashback) both
Fight, Maximum Gorar!
[06:37] (Flashback) gora
Wood-Chopping Beam!
[06:39] (Flashback) both
Yeah!
[06:42] en
Hang on.
[06:43] en
There are so many things I have
to question. Too many things.
[06:48] atsu
What was your father's job, exactly?
[06:49] en
Yes! That was my question!
[06:51] aki
That is not the issue here!
[06:53] haru
We decided to support Gorar.
[06:56] haru
To keep on supporting him no matter what!
[07:01] gor
Send whatever you want.
[07:03] gor
I shall protect the Earth!
SIGN Can I Destroy Earth? will be airing
its final episode next week.
[07:06] both
Cancelled?!
[07:08] ari
That's right.
[07:08] ari
I believe we've heard this
story before, haven't we?
[07:12] gero
As I recall, no matter how many times
they attacked, they couldn't beat Gorar.
[07:16] gero
And then...
[07:17] zun
Something unanticipated happened.
[07:23] (Flashback) ali
Haruhiko. Akihito.
[07:26] (Flashback) ali
I heard CIDE's ending.
[07:28] (Flashback) haru
What, and now you're glad you don't have
to watch such a dumb show anymore, right?
[07:32] (Flashback) aki
Thank you for your worthless opinion.
[07:35] (Flashback) ali
Nah, it's not that.
[07:37] (Flashback) ali
I think I'm gonna miss it.
[07:40] (Flashback) ali
I was just starting to think...
[07:42] (Flashback) ali
Gorar was pretty stubborn, and
really strong, and kinda cool.
[07:47] (Flashback) ali
That's all.
[07:48] (Flashback) ali
Later.
[07:50] zun
Although Gorar was meant to be a villain,
[07:52] zun
he amassed surprising popularity.
[07:55] zun
The higher-ups saw their
plans going off the rails,
[07:57] zun
and decided to cancel the show.
[08:00] (Flashback) haru
Your stay's being extended?!
[08:01] (Flashback) aki
You said we'd be going back right away!
[08:05] (Flashback) haru
Our dad's a liar.
[08:08] (Flashback) aki
I wonder how Gorar's doing...
[08:10] (Flashback) haru
Did they really stop sending monsters?
[08:13] (Flashback) haru
I hope the Earth's really okay...
[08:15] (Flashback) aki
The show's been canceled,
[08:17] (Flashback) aki
and TV Universe probably doesn't
have the budget to keep it up.
[08:20] (Flashback) haru
I wonder why they canceled it...
[08:22] (Flashback) aki
But if it's canceled, that means
Gorar won't have to fight anymore.
[08:27] (Flashback) haru
I know that!
[08:28] (Flashback) haru
It's not that I like
watching Gorar get hurt...
[08:32] (Flashback) aki
Really?
[08:34] (Flashback) aki
You can be pretty selfish sometimes, Haru.
[08:36] (Flashback) haru
And you can say some pretty
nasty things sometimes, Aki.
[08:43] (Flashback) both
Let's stop it.
[08:44] (Flashback) aki
We're just lonely.
[08:47] (Flashback) aki
Because we miss Gorar.
[08:49] (Flashback) haru
We can't cheer him on anymore.
[08:51] (Flashback) aki
And we never got to thank him for
that first time at Binan Land.
[08:55] (Flashback) haru
"Make mischief if you must.
[08:56] (Flashback) haru
Just grow up big and strong," he said.
[08:58] (Flashback) haru
I wonder if we're doing a good job?
[09:00] (Flashback) aki
We are.
[09:02] (Flashback) aki
I'm sure if Gorar saw us, he'd be proud.
[09:05] (Flashback) haru
I hope you're right.
[09:09] (Flashback) haru
Yeah.
[09:10] (Flashback) haru
I wish Gorar could see us now...
[09:14] (Flashback) dada
No problem!
[09:16] (Flashback) haru
Yuck!
[09:19] (Flashback) dada
Yes! I just knew you had talent!
[09:23] (Flashback) dada
You Beppu Brothers are the only ones who
could ever swat the great Dadacha out of the air!
[09:27] (Flashback) aki
A flying squirrel?!
[09:28] (Flashback) dada
A dwarf flying squirrel!
[09:30] (Flashback) dada
More precisely,
[09:31] (Flashback) dada
I am a dwarf flying squirrel-like alien
[09:33] (Flashback) dada
who closely resembles one of your
Earth dwarf flying squirrels.
[09:35] (Flashback) haru
You're calling yourself a dwarf
flying squirrel-like alien?
[09:38] (Flashback) aki
I think he flew into our house by accident.
[09:40] (Flashback) aki
Let's let him out, like a rhinoceros beetle.
[09:44] (Flashback) dada
Wait! Listen to me!
[09:46] (Flashback) dada
You want to meet Gorar, don't you?
[09:49] (Flashback) aki
Did you say Gorar?
[09:50] (Flashback) dada
I did, I did!
[09:51] (Flashback) dada
Yes, I did!
[09:52] (Flashback) haru
I don't care what kind of
flying squirrel you are,
[09:55] (Flashback) haru
if you're using Gorar's name to jerk
us around, we'll tear out your fur.
[09:59] (Flashback) dada
Cut it out!
[10:00] (Flashback) dada
I've got a good deal for you!
[10:01] (Flashback) dada
With Maximum Gorar retired,
[10:04] (Flashback) dada
the only option is for you to go on TV!
[10:07] (Flashback) haru
What?
[10:08] (Flashback) haru
I don't understand.
[10:09] (Flashback) dada
Just as you saw Gorar on TV,
[10:13] (Flashback) dada
if you went on TV, Gorar
would be the one to see you!
[10:17] (Flashback) aki
But CIDE was canceled...
[10:19] (Flashback) dada
So we need a new angle.
[10:21] (Flashback) dada
Idols!
[10:22] (Flashback) both
Idols?!
[10:24] (Flashback) dada
Idols can be on music shows, of course,
but also variety shows and dramas!
[10:27] (Flashback) dada
Idols can do anything!
[10:29] (Flashback) dada
This time, you'll be the ones to reach him!
[10:32] dada
And on that day, VEPPer was born!
[10:37] haru
Bimbos like you wouldn't understand the
rigors of show business, of course.
[10:42] aki
We had to go on tour.
[10:43] aki
And sell ourselves.
[10:44] haru
We had to humble ourselves to
some deeply unpleasant people.
[10:46] haru
Because it was the only way to get to Gorar.
[10:50] aki
And at last, we broke through.
[10:51] aki
And just when we thought
we might get our own show,
[10:54] aki
a certain TV program started.
[10:56] aki
What do you think it was?
[10:58] gero
Was it, oh, the one we were on? CIDE 2?
[11:02] aki
Yes. The pathetic Conquest Club.
[11:05] aki
The idiotic Earth Defense Club.
[11:08] haru
And what annoyed us even more was
that CIDE 2 was popular in the end!
[11:12] en
Okay, but it's not like we
knew we were on a TV show.
[11:16] en
It was just Atsushi and Kusatsu's
little lovers' quarrel anyway.
[11:19] both
Don't call it a lovers' quarrel!
[11:20] en
Then what should I call it?
[11:22] io
A miscommunication?
[11:24] ryu
A misunderstanding?
[11:25] gero
A misapprehension?
[11:26] ari
Could we have a little less
talk from the second-year trio?
[11:29] ari
Kinshiro's about to die
of humiliation over here.
[11:32] kusa
Am not!
[11:33] haru
Dammit!
[11:34] haru
These idiots beat us...
[11:35] haru
Are the general public stupid?
[11:36] haru
Are they just stupid?!
[11:37] aki
We were supposed to return home
as Earth's first top space idols.
[11:42] aki
And we would have, if not for you!
[11:44] wom
And that's why you challenged
the Battle Lovers to a fight,
[11:46] wom
even though they're Earthlings like you?
[11:50] haru
That's right!
[11:51] haru
We will crush you!
[11:52] aki
We won't even allow you
the dignity of existing!
[11:59] [Messenger] sign
Wood-Chopping Warrior
Maximum Gorar
Finishing Move: Wood-Chopping Beam
Super Wood-Chopping Axe
[12:05] wom
Is it time for the smackdown?!
[12:06] dada
Wait!
[12:07] dada
Galaxy Idols aren't allowed to get in fights!
[12:11] haru
Idols aren't so limited!
[12:13] haru
Everyone expects us to have
a scuffle or two nowadays!
[12:17] aki
Have you ever been forced to do a show
[12:19] aki
where the writing was absolute crap!?
[12:23] haru
Fans who seem devoted,
[12:25] haru
then turn on you when you
don't match your image...
[12:28] aki
Incompetent producers who think only of
protecting and promoting themselves...
[12:32] haru
Those are the realities
we weathered to get here!
[12:34] aki
You think you can compare with us?!
[12:37] kusa
At-chan!
[12:38] yu
Stay back, Kin-chan-senpai!
[12:41] yu
You student council guys just watch!
[12:43] yu
This battle is between the
Earth Defense Club and VEPPer!
[12:47] kusa
But...
[12:48] atsu
Yumoto's right.
[12:49] atsu
I think we actually need to fight this one.
[12:52] en
Rising to the challenge and all that.
[12:55] io
Just as investment requires
ethics and vision,
[12:57] io
a life requires style.
[13:00] ryu
In other words, this is
where we show our stuff.
[13:04] haru
After you avoided us and looked
down on us so many times?
[13:08] haru
So you really do sing a different
tune when Gora-san's involved!
[13:10] aki
I knew it, but it's still irritating.
[13:12] aki
As people who worked our fingers
to the bone to become idols...
[13:15] yu
Is being an idol really that hard?
[13:19] haru
You bet it is!
[13:21] yu
If the fun parts don't outweigh the
hard parts, I think that's wrong!
[13:25] aki
Are you stupid?
[13:26] aki
That's mere idealism!
[13:28] aki
Look at reality!
[13:30] yu
I'm having fun in the Defense Club.
[13:32] yu
And in the Battle Lovers, too!
[13:34] yu
I think it's amazing to
knuckle down and work hard,
[13:37] yu
but won't that eventually
lead you to a dead end?
[13:39] yu
It's wonderful to do stuff for
some person or some goal, too...
[13:44] yu
But in the end, doesn't it come
down to whether you like it or not?
[13:48] haru
You make me sick!
[13:50] haru
Losers, stand aside!
[13:52] aki
We aim for the top!
[13:54] ryu
Who are you calling losers?
[13:55] io
I'd like you to amend that statement!
[13:57] haru
I don't think so!
[13:58] both
Sure-Kill Thundering Comet!
[14:02] en
Ryuu!
[14:03] atsu
Io!
[14:04] yu
Doing something to be better than
others is the dumbest thing there is!
[14:08] yu
I'd rather have people say
"he sucks, but I like him"
[14:10] yu
or "he's awkward, but I like him."
[14:13] yu
If someone told me they liked
me because I'm the best...
[14:15] yu
I'd hate that!
[14:16] aki
Stop dreaming!
[14:17] haru
Being an idol is a business!
[14:19] haru
The business of giving dreams to others!
[14:21] yu
But is there love there?!
[14:24] both
No!
[14:25] all
What?!
[14:28] wom
A complete repudiation of love?!
[14:30] kusa
They're still capable of
pushing back against Hakone Yumoto?
[14:33] haru
What idols need aren't dreams, but lies!
[14:36] aki
You trick people, deceive them, entice them.
[14:39] aki
That's what it means...
[14:41] both
...to be an idol!
[14:45] haru
Everything we've done has been for Gorar-san!
[14:48] aki
All of it for this day!
[14:50] haru
We belong to Gorar-san...
[14:53] aki
And Gorar-san belongs to us!
[14:58] yu
Bro!
[14:59] yu
Bro!
[15:01] aki
You, who speak only in platitudes...
[15:03] haru
...are weaker than us, who
act in pure self-interest!
[15:06] aki
Feeling always triumphs...
[15:08] haru
...over reason!
[15:11] yu
Bro!
[15:25] (Flashback) yu
Big bro?
[15:28] yu
Big bro!
[15:36] yu
Yumoto?
[15:38] aki
Haru! Don't falter!
[15:40] haru
I'm not faltering!
[15:44] atsu
What were you thinking, VEPPer?
[15:46] io
What do you mean?
[15:48] atsu
If it's a contest of feelings,
[15:49] atsu
Yumoto's are going to be
stronger than VEPPer's.
[15:51] en
Overwhelmingly so.
[15:53] en
Talk about a miscalculation...
[15:56] yu
No! Bro! Come back to me!
[16:04] kusa
What we're seeing...
[16:05] kusa
The souls of the Hakone Yumoto of the present
[16:06] kusa
and the Hakone Yumoto of the past are
resonating with each other across space-time?
[16:10] en
Yumoto!
[16:11] en
Calm down!
[16:12] atsu
He's losing himself to his fear!
[16:14] io
You mean he's out of control?
[16:15] ryu
Dammit, what are you doing, you idiot?!
[16:19] wom
Y-Y-Yumoto-san!
[16:22] yu
Big bro! Where are you?!
[16:25] haru
H-He's...
[16:26] ari
Unbelievable!
[16:30] yu
I'm taking back my brother!
[16:35] yu
Ultimate...
[16:36] yu
Love...
[16:38] yu
Attack!
[16:39] en
Yumoto!
[16:39] atsu
Yumoto!
[16:39] both
Yumoto!
[16:44] ryu
Stop it, Yumoto!
[16:45] io
You mustn't!
[16:46] en
Don't forget the true nature of love!
[16:48] atsu
Yumoto!
[16:48] atsu
What is love?
[16:51] en
Answer us, Yumoto!
[16:56] yu
I...
[16:57] ryu
Stupid Yumoto!
[16:58] io
Really.
[16:59] io
We have such a troublesome kouhai among us.
[17:02] atsu
Get a grip. I mean it.
[17:04] en
Don't forget, your brother Gora
isn't the only one in your life.
[17:06] en
You have all of us, too.
[17:08] yu
I'm sorry, Senpai.
[17:11] yu
I was alone in the dark,
with the cold wind blowing,
[17:16] yu
when I heard your voices...
[17:18] yu
I understand now.
[17:20] yu
The "Ai" in "Idol"
[17:22] yu
is the "Ai" of Love!
[17:26] gero
Is he going berserk again?
[17:27] ari
No, it's something else!
[17:39] kusa
Th-This is...
[17:41] wom
This is the Ultra More-Better Version!
[17:44] zun
Not again!
[17:46] yu
To me, idols are people I feel
better just having around!
[17:52] yu
Just knowing they're there
makes me feel stronger.
[17:55] yu
Just like En-chan-senpai and Atsushi-senpai
[17:58] yu
and Io-senpai and Ryuu-senpai!
[18:02] yu
That's what my brother was to
you, right, Brothers-senpai?
[18:06] yu
And if you're an idol yourself,
[18:08] yu
I think you should want to make
the people around you happy!
[18:12] yu
As many people as possible!
[18:13] en
The spiral of love...
[18:15] atsu
Of loving and being loved...
[18:16] io
It continues onward...
[18:18] ryu
For eternity!
[18:19] yu
That is the "ai" of idols!
[18:24] all
Ultra True Love Attack!
[18:53] gora
Yumoto?
[18:54] gora
Is something the matter?
[18:56] gora
Are you sick to your stomach again?
[18:58] yu
No, I'm okay.
[19:00] gora
I see.
[19:02] gora
I was having a dream.
[19:05] yu
What was it?
[19:06] yu
Tell me, big bro.
[19:08] gora
It was a dream about many
people I met long ago,
[19:11] gora
when I did many things.
[19:16] gora
Oh?
[19:17] gora
You two...
[19:19] gora
Are you the children from Binan Land?
[19:22] haru
Gorar?
[19:23] aki
How could you tell?
[19:26] gora
How?
[19:27] gora
You were in my dream, too.
[19:33] haru
Why?
[19:34] aki
Why do you have to address us
when we're at our most pathetic?
[19:39] gora
Pathetic?
[19:40] gora
How?
[19:41] gora
You've grown so big and strong.
[19:46] gora
You kept your promise to Gorar, didn't you?
[19:49] gora
I'm happy.
[19:54] gora
What's all this?
[19:56] gora
What's wrong, you two?
[20:01] gora
VEPPer, the twin stars
racing through the galaxy!
[20:08] gora
Let's illuminate the mysteries
of the universe...
[20:11] gora
On the name of the stars!
[20:15] haru
Thanks for listening to us
all the way to the end!
[20:17] aki
We're so happy to know that
our songs can help you!
[20:22] haru
To be honest, VEPPer has been through a lot,
and we've had a lot of setbacks lately.
[20:26] haru
But now we understand what it is
that we really love to do!
[20:30] aki
We're grateful to the
people who taught us that.
[20:33] aki
And we love you, Beppu Apes!
[20:43] en
So?
[20:43] kusa
So what?
[20:45] en
Well, any stories?
[20:47] kusa
No.
[20:48] en
Oh, come on.
[20:49] en
You had fun, right?
[20:52] kusa
Did we?
[20:53] ari
It was pretty standard.
[20:54] gero
Well, there was that one interesting thing.
[20:56] gero
Jellied eels.
[20:58] ryu
Whatted whats?
[20:58] io
It's a local dish.
[21:00] ryu
Eel should be done kabayaki style!
[21:02] gero
I don't know why you expect me to defend it.
[21:04] ryu
Boy, do you suck.
[21:06] atsu
Did they have hot baths?
[21:08] kusa
No, just shower booths.
[21:10] ari
They looked a bit like toilets,
all lined up in a row.
[21:14] en
See? That's interesting.
[21:16] en
Tell us more stuff like that.
[21:18] yu
But at the end of the day,
soaking in a hot bath is the best.
[21:21] en
There goes Yumoto, jumping to philosophy.
[21:23] atsu
But I think I understand what he means.
[21:26] wom
It's the bath that makes the Earth
Defense Club what it is, right?
[21:31] yu
Yeah!
[21:32] yu
And...
[21:34] yu
We have new members, too!
[21:36] both
Yeah...
[21:37] yu
And now we're all together!
[21:40] yu
But...
[21:40] yu
I feel like someone's missing.
[21:42] wom
Erk!
[21:44] en
Gora-san's chopping wood, right?
[21:45] atsu
Zundar and Dadacha went
back to space together...
[21:49] atsu
So who could it be?
[21:50] io
Good question...
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SIGN Mr. Tawarayama was once again brought back to life thanks to the "life" brought to Earth by one of Wombat's people. Thank goodness.
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