1 - In the Name of Love

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SIGN    Kurotama Bath
[00:14] atsushi
    Ah, it's great being first in the bath.
[00:16] en
    Atsushi, you know, there's something
    I've been thinking about lately.
[00:21] atsushi
    What is it, En-chan?
    The tax increase? The Olympics?
[00:24] en
    No, chikuwabu.
[00:26] atsushi
    Chikuwabu?
[00:27] en
    He's a real mystery, you know?
[00:30] atsushi
    It's just chikuwabu...
[00:33] en
    Not quite chikuwa, not quite fu.
[00:35] en
    He doesn't exist outside of oden.
[00:37] en
    Why is he even alive?
[00:39] atsu
    Well, it's not alive...
[00:40] en
    He's excluded from both the paste products
    group and the wheat gluten group.
[00:45] en
    When I think about how he must feel,
    it's kind of depressing.
[00:48] atsu
    But there are people who like chikuwabu.
[00:51] en
    Oh? You like chikuwabu?
[00:53] en
    Gonna start a club? A chikuwabu-bu?
[00:55] atsu
    What? Chikuwabu-bu is too hard to say.
[00:58] en
    It's the wabu-bu who plot
    to dominate via chikuwabu.
[01:01] atsu
    You're abbreviating it...
[01:03] en
    Daikon radish and tofu fritters
    contribute to the diversity that is oden
[01:08] en
    by creating a savory flavor.
[01:11] en
    Yet chikuwabu only absorbs that savoriness,
[01:14] en
    offering nothing of its own.
[01:15] atsu
    Couldn't you say the same of konjac?
[01:17] en
    No, konjac is at least flexible.
[01:21] en
    It's broad-minded enough to absorb that
    savoriness into its deepest parts.
[01:25] en
    Yet, with chikuwabu, you can
    boil it for hours and hours,
[01:28] en
    and most of it will remain nothing
    but wheat flour mixed with water.
[01:33] en
    It gives off the superficial appearance
    of melting and integrating itself while,
[01:38] en
    deep down, it rejects others and
    denies its wheat-based origins.
[01:41] atsu
    Uh, En-chan, do you hate chikuwabu?
[01:44] en
    I don't know if I hate it.
[01:45] en
    I just feel like I'm looking at an unknown lifeform.
[01:48] atsu
    But it's not a lifeform...
[01:55] wombat
    Where might this be?
[01:59] atsu
    A public bath... Why do you ask?
[02:01] wombat
    What is a pub-lic-bath?
[02:03] atsu
    It's a place where you pay money
    to sit in heated water,
[02:06] atsu
    to maintain bodily hygiene and relax the mind.
[02:10] wombat
    Relax the mind!
[02:12] wombat
    The people of this planet have an even
    more refined civilization than I thought!
[02:19] wombat
    How I should like to protect this planet...
[02:22] ---
    R-Right...
[02:23] wombat
    Would you mind helping me?
[02:27] wombat
    Please!
[02:30] wombat
    Um... I'd just like...
[02:32] wombat
    to talk...
[02:36] en
    H-Hey! It stinks! It hurts!
    The fur's pricking me!
[02:39] atsu
    What is this thing? A bear? A dog? A pig?
[02:41] yumoto
    Sirs! Please, no wrestling in the bath!
[02:46] yumoto
    A wombat!
[02:51] yumoto
    Diprotodontia Macropodidae!
[02:52] yumoto
    Cousin to the koala!
[02:54] yumoto
    They get sick if they get lonely
    and have flat noses!
[02:57] ---
    There, there! Don't struggle!
[03:00] wombat
    Help me!
[03:05] en
    That kid is something else.
[03:07] en
    Most people would run at the
    sight of a creature like that.
[03:09] en
    And a pink one, no less.
[03:11] atsu
    He's a first year at our school.
    Hakone Yumoto, I think.
[03:21] atsu
    Heading home now?
[03:24] en
    The student council must have it rough.
[03:27] yuuma
    And you must have it easy.
[03:30] en
    In oden terms, they're daikon radish,
    egg, and mochi-stuffed tofu.
[03:35] atsu
    Is that a compliment?
[03:36] en
    A serious compliment.
    That's the golden trio, you know?
[03:39] atsu
    No konjac, huh?
[03:42] yumoto
    Wait for me!
[03:45] atsu
    So what is he? In oden terms.
[03:48] en
    The pot, maybe?
[03:49] atsu
    That's not food...
[03:51] wombat
    Help!
[03:53] yumoto
    Wait, I said!
SIGN    In the Name of Love
SIGN    Binan High School
[04:10] chiku
    My name is Chiku Kazutake.
SIGN    Chiku Kazutake
[04:13] chiku
    I'm a student at Binan High School.
[04:16] chiku
    I have no strong subjects.
    No weak subjects, either.
[04:19] chiku
    I'm a member of the Biology Club,
    but I never actually attend.
[04:23] chiku
    My theory is that humans can be
    divided into three categories... I think.
[04:28] man
    The beautiful Nozomi invited us to a mixer.
[04:31] man
    Sorry, my schedule's full already.
[04:33] chiku
    The beautiful, the ugly...
    and those who are neither.
[04:38] man
    I'm going to be participating
    in the Math Olympics.
[04:41] man
    I'm in the New Year's poetry reading!
[04:43] chiku
    The smart, the stupid...
    and those who are neither.
[04:48] man
    Ten more laps!
[04:49] man
    Okay! C'mon!
[04:51] chiku
    The athletic, the frail...
    and those who are neither.
[04:57] man
    What?
[04:58] man
    I bumped into something.
[05:01] chiku
    I'm... the third kind.
SIGN    Class 3-C
[05:19] atsu
    Stand!
[05:23] student
    Is that a pet?
[05:23] student
    A stuffed animal?
[05:24] student
    Isn't it huge?
[05:25] student
    It's giant!
[05:25] student
    Why'd he bring an animal here?
[05:27] student
    Hey, you think Tawarayama's
    finally... you know?
[05:29] student
    That, huh?
[05:31] student
    Finally losing his marbles?
[05:34] atsu
    Bow.
[05:36] atsu
    Take your seats.
[05:38] wombat
    You boys are...
[05:41] student
    Did that voice come from the animal?
[05:43] student
    That wasn't Tawarayama's voice.
[05:45] tamura
    No. It is nothing.
[05:47] tamura
    We shall begin class now.
[05:51] student
    "Shall"?
[05:52] student
    "Shall"?
[05:54] atsu
    En-chan...
[05:55] en
    I've got a bad feeling about this.
[06:00] tamura
    Ah, begging your pardon, you two.
[06:03] tamura
    No, please, wait for me!
[06:06] wombat
    Won't you please hear me out?
[06:09] atsu
    Yeah, he's talking.
[06:10] wombat
    Oh, forgive me.
[06:11] wombat
    Circumstances demand that
    I draw attention away from myself,
[06:15] wombat
    so I would appreciate it if you would act
    as if you're speaking to this individual.
[06:19] atsu
    Little late for that!
[06:20] wombat
    But to meet you two again
    like this must be destiny!
[06:24] en
    No, destiny has nothing to do with it.
[06:25] wombat
    Please come with me!
[06:26] en
    Pass.
[06:27] wombat
    Do you mean "pass" as in "approved"?
[06:29] atsu
    Is that some old con man trick?
[06:31] en
    On Earth, it means "I refuse."
[06:33] wombat
    Wonderful!
[06:35] wombat
    Please, teach me everything there is
    to know about Earth culture and customs!
[06:39] atsu
    Too much responsibility!
[06:40] en
    Why don't you ask Mr. Tawarayama?
[06:42] wombat
    Oh, no, you see, this individual has some
    difficulties with mobility and endurance...
[06:46] en
    That seemed vaguely insulting.
[06:47] atsu
    Wasn't he turning 77 this year?
[06:49] en
    No, that's not what I'm talking about.
[06:50] wombat
    Setting that aside, I want us to protect this
    lovable Earth with the power of love together!
[06:56] wombat
    Why, you ask? I do it all for love!
[06:59] en
    No, we didn't ask.
[07:00] atsu
    Sorry, but we have other things to do.
[07:01] en
    That's right! I need to meditate
    on the matter of chikuwabu!
[07:05] wombat
    Chikuwabu? What's that?
[07:07] en
    It's a thing that exists, yet does not exist!
    Like a symbol of uncertainty!
[07:11] en
    I'm trying to figure out the purpose
    of chikuwabu's existence!
[07:17] chiku
    Chikuwabu's... purpose?
[07:22] yumoto
    So this is where you were!
[07:24] yumoto
    What, are you trying to be
    Mr. Tawarayama's pet?
[07:27] yumoto
    Using him as your hands?
     Going undercover? Want a rice ball?
[07:30] wombat
    Pardon me, but would you mind
    saving me from that threat?
[07:34] en
    Why?
[07:35] wombat
    I realize that he presents no hatred
    or malice, but instincts dictate...
[07:39] yumoto
    I won't let you run again!
[07:41] wombat
    I'll die if he gets near me!
[07:43] yumoto
    Why? Why? I read on the net
    that wombats love rice balls!
[07:47] yumoto
    I wanna cuddle you!
[07:48] wombat
    Pass!
[07:50] yumoto
    That means "approved," right?
[07:53] atsu
    Are you okay?
[07:55] chiku
    Yes...
[07:57] atsu
    I don't know whether to call it
    a question or an opinion, but...
[08:00] atsu
    Those two really aren't on the
    same wavelength, are they?
[08:03] en
    Not a bit.
SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol)
[08:07] ryuu
    Yo.
[08:08] io
    Good day, Senpai.
[08:10] atsu
    Io. How are you doing today?
[08:12] io
    Feeling like I just dropped a
    lump of butter into boiling oil.
[08:15] atsu
    And you, Ryuu?
[08:16] ryuu
    Just perfect, by certain standards.
[08:18] io
    I melted off twenty million in twenty minutes.
[08:21] ryuu
    I ended up triple-booked.
    I'm really in trouble.
[08:24] en
    You guys amaze me.
[08:26] io
    Money is...
[08:27] ryuu
    Women are...
[08:28] both
    Life!
[08:30] io
    Oh, speaking of which,
[08:31] io
    I found this on the door.
SIGN    Urgent Please register your club officially. -Student Council
[08:34] en
    A student council request for club registration?
[08:37] atsu
    In other words, if we want to use the room,
    we need to officially register as a club.
[08:42] en
    What a pain.
[08:43] ryuu
    That's why I keep telling you
[08:45] ryuu
    we should be the Innocent Co-Ed Mingle Club!
[08:47] atsu
    That violates public decency!
[08:49] io
    Then what about the
    Economics in Practice Club?
[08:52] atsu
    It's lacking in high school student character!
[08:54] atsu
    ...is what the student council
    president would say, I expect.
[08:57] en
    Good point.
[08:58] en
    Why not just make it the Earth Defense Club?
[09:01] atsu
    Oh, that thing hanging on the door...
SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol)
[09:03] io
    The mystery sign that's been hanging
    there since who knows when, right?
[09:07] en
    Why not? This is a pain.
[09:08] atsu
    We can't do that.
[09:10] atsu
    We've been buying time by
    saying we'll submit it soon,
[09:13] atsu
    but this might be the limit.
[09:14] io
    Clubs need at least five members.
[09:16] ryuu
    We need an advisor, too.
[09:21] atsu
    Mr. Tawarayama?!
[09:23] ryuu
    Is he... dead?
[09:31] en
    The aftermath?
SIGN    Hakone Yumoto
    Born January 26th
    Blood Type O / Aquarius
    Hobby: Exercise
    Likes: Animals, rice balls
[09:53] chiku
    The purpose of chikuwabu...
[09:56] chiku
    It has no purpose.
[09:57] chiku
    Chikuwabu could disappear
    and no one would care.
[10:00] white
    That's right. And you could disappear, too...
[10:13] yumoto
    This is bliss.
[10:14] yumoto
    Cuddling really is great!
[10:17] atsu
    Are you Hakone Yumoto?
[10:19] yumoto
    Yeah! Thanks for always
    usin' the Kurotama Bath!
[10:22] yumoto
    Aren't animals awesome?
[10:24] yumoto
    My cuddle battery's charged up
    for the first time in forever!
[10:29] en
    I think he really is dea—
[10:31] atsu
    Don't say it.
[10:36] en
    He came back to life?!
[10:38] wombat
    After all this, I won't
    ask any more of you boys!
[10:40] wombat
    On the contrary, I'm going to
    make you take responsibility!
[10:44] atsu
    Responsibility?
[10:45] ryuu
    For what?
[10:46] yumoto
    He's saying we can cuddle
    for the rest of our lives!
[10:49] wombat
    It'll take too long to explain,
    so I'll make it quick!
[10:52] wombat
    Lovracelet!
[10:58] yumoto
    What's this?
[10:59] yumoto
    You're giving them to us?
    "The Wombat Returns"?
[11:02] wombat
    The Lovracelets are your love, given form!
[11:05] yumoto
    Wombat's love given form?
[11:08] en
    Wait, what the hell is "love given form"?
[11:11] yumoto
    It buzzed!
[11:12] ryu
    Are these defective?
[11:14] io
    That's a problem. Should I contact the
    manufacturer and earn us a quick buck?
[11:17] atsu
    You're surprisingly unscrupulous.
[11:20] wombat
    They are not defective!
[11:23] wombat
    That's the Lovracelet's Love Alert!
[11:25] wombat
    Let's go!
[11:28] wombat
    It kindly lets you know immediately
[11:30] wombat
    when the loveless are thinking loveless
    thoughts and taking loveless actions!
[11:35] atsu
    "Kindly" lets us know?
[11:37] yumoto
    You're pretty smart for
    someone so fuzzy, Wombat.
[11:39] wombat
    Incidentally, I am not one of your
    Earth mammals known as the wombat.
[11:44] yumoto
    What?!
[11:46] ryuu
    No, I think it's weirder that
    you're surprised by that.
[11:48] yumoto
    But he can speak our language!
[11:50] io
    No, I think that just makes it weirder.
[11:52] atsu
    And he's pink, at that.
[11:54] wombat
    Don't worry about conversing.
[11:56] wombat
    I have a high-performance
    automatic translator.
[11:59] io
    That's an amazing thing to just blurt out.
[12:01] wombat
    My name is $%@ and I come from &!@$.
[12:04] atsu
    What? Say that again?
[12:06] wombat
    I am ^%@# and I come from $!@#.
[12:09] en
    Was it different that time?
[12:10] wombat
    It's %@#$%!
[12:11] yumoto
    Oh, forget it! We can just go with
    Wombat. Right, Wombat?
[12:15] chikuwa
    What's your deal, man?
[12:16] chikuwa
    Huh? Huh?
[12:19] chikuwa
    You got a problem with me? Huh? Huh?
[12:22] yumoto
    What's that thing?
[12:24] ryuu
    Chikuwabu.
[12:25] io
    You said it!
[12:26] ryuu
    But it's clearly chikuwabu!
[12:29] yumoto
    The Chikawabu Monster?
[12:31] atsu
    You just casually named it.
[12:32] en
    Aren't you going to cuddle it?
[12:34] yumoto
    Nah, that's a little out of my range.
[12:36] atsu
    You have a range?
[12:38] yumoto
    What are you saying? Of course I do.
[12:41] yumoto
    Doesn't it look a little sticky?
[12:43] atsu
    Its surface does seem to be melting...
[12:45] en
    It's a little gross for me, too.
[12:47] ryuu
    Is it?
[12:48] io
    Uh, I think the monster part is a bigger
    problem than the chikuwabu part...
[12:51] wombat
    That's right!
[12:53] wombat
    Now, you must "Love Making"
    into the Battle Lovers!
[12:56] en
    Huh? Love Ma—
[12:58] en
    You, who befoul our beloved Earth!
[13:01] io
    What are you saying, Yufuin-senpai?
[13:04] ryuu
    "Beloved Earth"?
[13:06] ryuu
    No justice can come from loveless power!
[13:09] io
    You, too?
[13:11] io
    Love is all!
[13:14] atsu
    Are you... being forced to say this?
[13:16] atsu
    Live for love! Die for love!
[13:18] yumoto
    I get it!
[13:19] yumoto
    Making us pose and say embarrassing lines
    is part of your mysterious power, right?
[13:23] wom
    No, it is the power of love!
[13:26] yumoto
    We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[13:29] five
    Battle Lovers!
[13:33] yumoto
    Love Making!
[14:00] yumoto
    The Sparkling Prince!
[14:01] yumoto
    Battle Lover Scarlet!
[14:05] en
    Love Making.
[14:15] en
    The Flashing Prince!
[14:16] en
    Battle Lover Cerulean!
[14:19] atsu
    Love Making!
[14:29] atsu
    The Piercing Prince!
[14:30] atsu
    Battle Lover Epinard!
[14:34] io
    Love Making.
[14:44] io
    The Roaring Prince!
[14:45] io
    Battle Lover Sulfur!
[14:48] ryuu
    Love Making!
[14:58] ryuu
    The Thrilling Prince!
[14:59] ryuu
    Battle Lover Vesta!
[15:02] yumoto
    Feel the power...
[15:05] five
    Of love!
[15:08] yumoto
    What is all this?!
[15:11] en
    We look like some third-rate idol group.
[15:14] io
    I know. The needless exposure
    and mysterious ornamentations...
[15:17] io
    This is clearly beyond weird.
[15:19] ryuu
    But it looks better on
    me than I was expecting!
[15:21] io
    I suppose it does.
[15:23] ryuu
    This will be trouble!
    I'll end up even more popular.
[15:26] atsu
    It won't come off!
[15:27] en
    Seriously?
[15:28] en
    Seriously!
[15:29] io
    What, we have to stay like this forever?!
[15:31] en
    Please, undo this!
[15:33] wombat
    It's a bit late to be saying that!
[15:35] wombat
    You boys are the Battle Lovers
    who protect the Earth!
[15:39] yumoto
    And what's this "Sparkling Prince" stuff?
[15:41] yumoto
    I don't think it's quite right
    for me to call myself a prince.
[15:44] atsu
    You seem overly self-conscious.
[15:46] wombat
    No matter.
[15:47] wombat
    You are the heirs to the throne of love,
[15:49] wombat
    so you have the right to call yourselves princes.
[15:53] en
    It's not about having the right...
[15:55] atsu
    First of all, we don't
    want to be heirs to that.
[15:57] wombat
    What was that?!
[15:59] yumoto
    I don't even know what
    the "throne of love" is.
[16:01] ryuu
    I hope it's romantic love.
[16:02] io
    It's not.
[16:04] chikuwa
    I don't need love!
[16:08] atsu
    The Chikuwabu Monster has lost his temper!
[16:10] atsu
    He forced his way into the conversation!
[16:12] chikuwa
    Live and die for love? Hah!
[16:15] chikuwa
    Humans should all just die!
[16:19] yumoto
    Broth? Broth?!
[16:20] chikuwa
    No one needs daikon radish, egg,
     chikuwa, hanpen, or cabbage rolls!
[16:24] chikuwa
    I'm going to make a world of only chikuwabu!
[16:27] trio
    Huh?!
[16:29] chikuwa
    Once I do, the world will be united!
[16:38] atsu
    What is this?
[16:39] wombat
    This is your Love Making power!
[16:42] wombat
    It's a "love up" of your inner love!
[16:46] yumoto
    Cool!
[16:48] yumoto
    Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy!
[16:49] wombat
    You tried to destroy the people
    who live on this lovable Earth.
[16:54] wombat
    Go, and love even your enemies!
[17:00] yumoto
    Love Stick!
[17:04] en
    Huh? Is this love or discipline?
[17:08] wombat
    Love, while gentle, is also harsh!
[17:10] yumoto
    Can I shoot a beam with this? Can I?
[17:13] yumoto
    Can I?!
[17:15] yumoto
    I can!
[17:16] four
    Seriously?!
[17:17] chikuwa
    Love can go take a hike!
[17:22] yumoto
    Yeah!
[17:23] yumoto
    The Sparkling Prince is gonna
    sparkle your sparkles off!
[17:34] atsu
    It's incredible how quickly he adapts.
[17:36] en
    Yeah.
[17:38] ryuu
    I don't like letting him
    get all the limelight.
[17:41] oi
    Oh? You getting in the mood?
[17:43] ryuu
    I could tell great stories about this later.
[17:44] ryuu
    I'm going to join the fight!
[17:47] atsu
    Well, we may as well treat a farce as a farce...
[17:49] en
    ...and just get it over with quickly.
[17:51] io
    Yeah.
[18:00] atsu
    Um, let's go with... Something-or-Other Storm!
[18:04] monster
    What?!
[18:06] atsu
    It actually fired!
[18:07] en
    That was pretty random.
[18:09] en
    Random Splash!
[18:13] io
    Then I'll join in.
[18:14] io
    Added Margin Bomber!
[18:18] ryuu
    That's not fair! I got here first!
[18:20] ryuu
    I Am Awesome Fire!
[18:25] monster
    Five against one is cheating!
[18:27] atsu
    Yeah, right. You were the one
    saying all humans should die.
[18:31] atsu
    You can't let five of them scare you.
[18:33] yumoto
    Okay, let's go! Something-or-Other—
[18:35] wombat
    Pardon me.
[18:36] wombat
    Could you all please stop calling
    out random attack names?
[18:42] yumoto
    In that case, our powers unite to...
[18:56] yumoto
    Love Attack!
[19:12] atsu
    Hey, Yumoto, that was overkill.
[19:15] monster
    I don't need your pity.
[19:17] monster
    Charity and comfort are useless to me.
[19:22] en
    That's convenient for an enemy to say.
[19:24] atsu
    Stop this! If you say any more,
    you'll raise a defeat flag!
[19:28] monster
    We chikuwabu have a chikuwabu sort of pride!
[19:32] monster
    Even if you won't acknowledge its existence,
[19:34] monster
    I will continue to live on, as chikuwabu!
[19:37] atsu
    It's not that we don't acknowledge it...
[19:40] ryuu
    If I have to choose one way or
    the other, I like chikuwabu.
[19:43] en
    Yeah.
[19:44] en
    Some people have strange tastes.
    Good things will come your way someday.
[19:47] io
    That's not very convincing support.
[19:50] monster
    Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
[19:52] monster
    I don't need your support!
[19:54] monster
    Inconspicuousness is still a flavor!
[19:56] monster
    It beats ending up with a dubious status like
    burdock tempura or squid tentacle tempura!
[20:00] monster
    Lay off, jerk!
[20:05] en
    Physical force?
[20:06] atsu
    What was the point of that
    finishing move earlier?
[20:08] yumoto
    Listen, you need to wake up!
[20:11] yumoto
    Oden isn't complete with only one ingredient.
[20:14] yumoto
    The popular trio of daikon radish,
    egg, and mochi-stuffed tofu,
[20:18] yumoto
    the low-profile burdock tempura,
[20:19] yumoto
    the amiable thick-fried tofu,
    the non-conforming cabbage rolls...
[20:23] yumoto
    And chikuwabu!
[20:24] yumoto
    When they all come together,
    that's what you call oden!
[20:27] yumoto
    The world, the Earth... It's all oden, too!
[20:30] yumoto
    Oden is the Earth! You get it?
[20:34] ---
    Uh-huh.
[20:36] io
    He kind of forced it all to fit together, huh?
[20:38] ryuu
    I can't tell if that's too big or too small.
[20:42] yumoto
    Love Shower!
[20:52] monster
    What is this mysterious sensation?
[20:55] monster
    Comfort... Healing...
[20:57] monster
    I feel the universe soaking
    into me like a golden broth...
[21:00] monster
    I see... So this is love...
[21:07] yumoto
    Love is over!
[21:09] four
    No, it's not!
[21:11] en
    Huh? What was that guy's name?
[21:13] en
    From the class next to ours...
[21:15] atsu
    I remember. He's kinda low-profile, but...
[21:18] en
    He looks clean and refreshed,
    like he just had a bath.
[21:20] ---
    Yeah.
[21:21] io
    While we're the ones who are a total mess.
[21:25] ryuu
    I reek of broth!
[21:26] yumoto
    When that happens,
    just hit up the Kurotama Bath!
[21:29] yumoto
    I have coupons!
[21:31] yumoto
    Oh, yeah!
[21:32] yumoto
    One for you, too!
[21:34] en
    Yeah, let's do that.
    A hot bath after a bloodbath.
[21:37] atsu
    Ugh, that pissed me off.
[21:39] io
    Me, too.
[21:39] ryuu
    Totally.
[21:40] wombat
    I'll join you!
[21:42] yumoto
    Come on over!
[21:43] atsu
    Say, why is Mr. Tawarayama
    carrying you everywhere?
[21:46] wombat
    If I get too far away from him...
[21:50] white
    Just who are they?
[21:53] light
    Has someone appeared to try to defy us?
[21:57] white
    No matter. This is well within our expectations.
[22:01] white
    Next time, the real battle will begin.
[22:05] hedgehog
    Prepare yourselves, Earth Conquest Club.
[22:08] white
    Yes, sir.
[23:40] yumoto
    Before we even realized what was happening,
[23:42] yumoto
    we ended up protecting the Earth!
[23:45] yumoto
    But I don't mind joining the Battle Lovers
    if it means I get to cuddle Wombat!
[23:50] yumoto
    Next time: Love Means Never Feeling Regret.
SIGN    Next Time
SIGN    Love Means Never Feeling Regret
[23:53] yumoto
    Love Making!