# 1 - In the Name of Love
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZX20P8Y/cute-high-earth-defense-club-love)
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***SIGN*** Kurotama Bath
**[00:14] atsushi**
Ah, it's great being first in the bath.
**[00:16] en**
Atsushi, you know, there's something
I've been thinking about lately.
**[00:21] atsushi**
What is it, En-chan?
The tax increase? The Olympics?
**[00:24] en**
No, chikuwabu.
**[00:26] atsushi**
Chikuwabu?
**[00:27] en**
He's a real mystery, you know?
**[00:30] atsushi**
It's just chikuwabu...
**[00:33] en**
Not quite chikuwa, not quite fu.
**[00:35] en**
He doesn't exist outside of oden.
**[00:37] en**
Why is he even alive?
**[00:39] atsu**
Well, it's not alive...
**[00:40] en**
He's excluded from both the paste products
group and the wheat gluten group.
**[00:45] en**
When I think about how he must feel,
it's kind of depressing.
**[00:48] atsu**
But there are people who like chikuwabu.
**[00:51] en**
Oh? You like chikuwabu?
**[00:53] en**
Gonna start a club? A chikuwabu-bu?
**[00:55] atsu**
What? Chikuwabu-bu is too hard to say.
**[00:58] en**
It's the wabu-bu who plot
to dominate via chikuwabu.
**[01:01] atsu**
You're abbreviating it...
**[01:03] en**
Daikon radish and tofu fritters
contribute to the diversity that is oden
**[01:08] en**
by creating a savory flavor.
**[01:11] en**
Yet chikuwabu only absorbs that savoriness,
**[01:14] en**
offering nothing of its own.
**[01:15] atsu**
Couldn't you say the same of konjac?
**[01:17] en**
No, konjac is at least flexible.
**[01:21] en**
It's broad-minded enough to absorb that
savoriness into its deepest parts.
**[01:25] en**
Yet, with chikuwabu, you can
boil it for hours and hours,
**[01:28] en**
and most of it will remain nothing
but wheat flour mixed with water.
**[01:33] en**
It gives off the superficial appearance
of melting and integrating itself while,
**[01:38] en**
deep down, it rejects others and
denies its wheat-based origins.
**[01:41] atsu**
Uh, En-chan, do you hate chikuwabu?
**[01:44] en**
I don't know if I hate it.
**[01:45] en**
I just feel like I'm looking at an unknown lifeform.
**[01:48] atsu**
But it's not a lifeform...
**[01:55] wombat**
Where might this be?
**[01:59] atsu**
A public bath... Why do you ask?
**[02:01] wombat**
What is a pub-lic-bath?
**[02:03] atsu**
It's a place where you pay money
to sit in heated water,
**[02:06] atsu**
to maintain bodily hygiene and relax the mind.
**[02:10] wombat**
Relax the mind!
**[02:12] wombat**
The people of this planet have an even
more refined civilization than I thought!
**[02:19] wombat**
How I should like to protect this planet...
**[02:22] ---**
R-Right...
**[02:23] wombat**
Would you mind helping me?
**[02:27] wombat**
Please!
**[02:30] wombat**
Um... I'd just like...
**[02:32] wombat**
to talk...
**[02:36] en**
H-Hey! It stinks! It hurts!
The fur's pricking me!
**[02:39] atsu**
What is this thing? A bear? A dog? A pig?
**[02:41] yumoto**
Sirs! Please, no wrestling in the bath!
**[02:46] yumoto**
A wombat!
**[02:51] yumoto**
Diprotodontia Macropodidae!
**[02:52] yumoto**
Cousin to the koala!
**[02:54] yumoto**
They get sick if they get lonely
and have flat noses!
**[02:57] ---**
There, there! Don't struggle!
**[03:00] wombat**
Help me!
**[03:05] en**
That kid is something else.
**[03:07] en**
Most people would run at the
sight of a creature like that.
**[03:09] en**
And a pink one, no less.
**[03:11] atsu**
He's a first year at our school.
Hakone Yumoto, I think.
**[03:21] atsu**
Heading home now?
**[03:24] en**
The student council must have it rough.
**[03:27] yuuma**
And you must have it easy.
**[03:30] en**
In oden terms, they're daikon radish,
egg, and mochi-stuffed tofu.
**[03:35] atsu**
Is that a compliment?
**[03:36] en**
A serious compliment.
That's the golden trio, you know?
**[03:39] atsu**
No konjac, huh?
**[03:42] yumoto**
Wait for me!
**[03:45] atsu**
So what is he? In oden terms.
**[03:48] en**
The pot, maybe?
**[03:49] atsu**
That's not food...
**[03:51] wombat**
Help!
**[03:53] yumoto**
Wait, I said!
***SIGN*** In the Name of Love
***SIGN*** Binan High School
**[04:10] chiku**
*My name is Chiku Kazutake.*
***SIGN*** Chiku Kazutake
**[04:13] chiku**
*I'm a student at Binan High School.*
**[04:16] chiku**
* I have no strong subjects.*
* No weak subjects, either.*
**[04:19] chiku**
* I'm a member of the Biology Club,*
* but I never actually attend.*
**[04:23] chiku**
* My theory is that humans can be*
* divided into three categories... I think.*
**[04:28] man**
The beautiful Nozomi invited us to a mixer.
**[04:31] man**
Sorry, my schedule's full already.
**[04:33] chiku**
* The beautiful, the ugly...*
* and those who are neither.*
**[04:38] man**
I'm going to be participating
in the Math Olympics.
**[04:41] man**
I'm in the New Year's poetry reading!
**[04:43] chiku**
* The smart, the stupid...*
* and those who are neither.*
**[04:48] man**
Ten more laps!
**[04:49] man**
Okay! C'mon!
**[04:51] chiku**
* The athletic, the frail...*
* and those who are neither.*
**[04:57] man**
What?
**[04:58] man**
I bumped into something.
**[05:01] chiku**
*I'm... the third kind.*
***SIGN*** Class 3-C
**[05:19] atsu**
Stand!
**[05:23] student**
Is that a pet?
**[05:23] student**
A stuffed animal?
**[05:24] student**
Isn't it huge?
**[05:25] student**
It's giant!
**[05:25] student**
Why'd he bring an animal here?
**[05:27] student**
Hey, you think Tawarayama's
finally... you know?
**[05:29] student**
That, huh?
**[05:31] student**
Finally losing his marbles?
**[05:34] atsu**
Bow.
**[05:36] atsu**
Take your seats.
**[05:38] wombat**
You boys are...
**[05:41] student**
Did that voice come from the animal?
**[05:43] student**
That wasn't Tawarayama's voice.
**[05:45] tamura**
No. It is nothing.
**[05:47] tamura**
We shall begin class now.
**[05:51] student**
"Shall"?
**[05:52] student**
"Shall"?
**[05:54] atsu**
En-chan...
**[05:55] en**
I've got a bad feeling about this.
**[06:00] tamura**
Ah, begging your pardon, you two.
**[06:03] tamura**
No, please, wait for me!
**[06:06] wombat**
Won't you please hear me out?
**[06:09] atsu**
Yeah, he's talking.
**[06:10] wombat**
Oh, forgive me.
**[06:11] wombat**
Circumstances demand that
I draw attention away from myself,
**[06:15] wombat**
so I would appreciate it if you would act
as if you're speaking to this individual.
**[06:19] atsu**
Little late for that!
**[06:20] wombat**
But to meet you two again
like this must be destiny!
**[06:24] en**
No, destiny has nothing to do with it.
**[06:25] wombat**
Please come with me!
**[06:26] en**
Pass.
**[06:27] wombat**
Do you mean "pass" as in "approved"?
**[06:29] atsu**
Is that some old con man trick?
**[06:31] en**
On Earth, it means "I refuse."
**[06:33] wombat**
Wonderful!
**[06:35] wombat**
Please, teach me everything there is
to know about Earth culture and customs!
**[06:39] atsu**
Too much responsibility!
**[06:40] en**
Why don't you ask Mr. Tawarayama?
**[06:42] wombat**
Oh, no, you see, this individual has some
difficulties with mobility and endurance...
**[06:46] en**
That seemed vaguely insulting.
**[06:47] atsu**
Wasn't he turning 77 this year?
**[06:49] en**
No, that's not what I'm talking about.
**[06:50] wombat**
Setting that aside, I want us to protect this
lovable Earth with the power of love together!
**[06:56] wombat**
Why, you ask? I do it all for love!
**[06:59] en**
No, we didn't ask.
**[07:00] atsu**
Sorry, but we have other things to do.
**[07:01] en**
That's right! I need to meditate
on the matter of chikuwabu!
**[07:05] wombat**
Chikuwabu? What's that?
**[07:07] en**
It's a thing that exists, yet does not exist!
Like a symbol of uncertainty!
**[07:11] en**
I'm trying to figure out the purpose
of chikuwabu's existence!
**[07:17] chiku**
Chikuwabu's... purpose?
**[07:22] yumoto**
So this is where you were!
**[07:24] yumoto**
What, are you trying to be
Mr. Tawarayama's pet?
**[07:27] yumoto**
Using him as your hands?
Going undercover? Want a rice ball?
**[07:30] wombat**
Pardon me, but would you mind
saving me from that threat?
**[07:34] en**
Why?
**[07:35] wombat**
I realize that he presents no hatred
or malice, but instincts dictate...
**[07:39] yumoto**
I won't let you run again!
**[07:41] wombat**
I'll die if he gets near me!
**[07:43] yumoto**
Why? Why? I read on the net
that wombats love rice balls!
**[07:47] yumoto**
I wanna cuddle you!
**[07:48] wombat**
Pass!
**[07:50] yumoto**
That means "approved," right?
**[07:53] atsu**
Are you okay?
**[07:55] chiku**
Yes...
**[07:57] atsu**
I don't know whether to call it
a question or an opinion, but...
**[08:00] atsu**
Those two really aren't on the
same wavelength, are they?
**[08:03] en**
Not a bit.
***SIGN*** Earth Defense Club (lol)
**[08:07] ryuu**
Yo.
**[08:08] io**
Good day, Senpai.
**[08:10] atsu**
Io. How are you doing today?
**[08:12] io**
Feeling like I just dropped a
lump of butter into boiling oil.
**[08:15] atsu**
And you, Ryuu?
**[08:16] ryuu**
Just perfect, by certain standards.
**[08:18] io**
I melted off twenty million in twenty minutes.
**[08:21] ryuu**
I ended up triple-booked.
I'm really in trouble.
**[08:24] en**
You guys amaze me.
**[08:26] io**
Money is...
**[08:27] ryuu**
Women are...
**[08:28] both**
Life!
**[08:30] io**
Oh, speaking of which,
**[08:31] io**
I found this on the door.
***SIGN*** Urgent Please register your club officially. -Student Council
**[08:34] en**
A student council request for club registration?
**[08:37] atsu**
In other words, if we want to use the room,
we need to officially register as a club.
**[08:42] en**
What a pain.
**[08:43] ryuu**
That's why I keep telling you
**[08:45] ryuu**
we should be the Innocent Co-Ed Mingle Club!
**[08:47] atsu**
That violates public decency!
**[08:49] io**
Then what about the
Economics in Practice Club?
**[08:52] atsu**
It's lacking in high school student character!
**[08:54] atsu**
...is what the student council
president would say, I expect.
**[08:57] en**
Good point.
**[08:58] en**
Why not just make it the Earth Defense Club?
**[09:01] atsu**
Oh, that thing hanging on the door...
***SIGN*** Earth Defense Club (lol)
**[09:03] io**
The mystery sign that's been hanging
there since who knows when, right?
**[09:07] en**
Why not? This is a pain.
**[09:08] atsu**
We can't do that.
**[09:10] atsu**
We've been buying time by
saying we'll submit it soon,
**[09:13] atsu**
but this might be the limit.
**[09:14] io**
Clubs need at least five members.
**[09:16] ryuu**
We need an advisor, too.
**[09:21] atsu**
Mr. Tawarayama?!
**[09:23] ryuu**
Is he... dead?
**[09:31] en**
The aftermath?
***SIGN*** Hakone Yumoto
Born January 26th
Blood Type O / Aquarius
Hobby: Exercise
Likes: Animals, rice balls
**[09:53] chiku**
The purpose of chikuwabu...
**[09:56] chiku**
It has no purpose.
**[09:57] chiku**
Chikuwabu could disappear
and no one would care.
**[10:00] white**
*That's right. And you could disappear, too...*
**[10:13] yumoto**
This is bliss.
**[10:14] yumoto**
Cuddling really is great!
**[10:17] atsu**
Are you Hakone Yumoto?
**[10:19] yumoto**
Yeah! Thanks for always
usin' the Kurotama Bath!
**[10:22] yumoto**
Aren't animals awesome?
**[10:24] yumoto**
My cuddle battery's charged up
for the first time in forever!
**[10:29] en**
I think he really is dea—
**[10:31] atsu**
Don't say it.
**[10:36] en**
He came back to life?!
**[10:38] wombat**
After all this, I won't
ask any more of you boys!
**[10:40] wombat**
On the contrary, I'm going to
make you take responsibility!
**[10:44] atsu**
Responsibility?
**[10:45] ryuu**
For what?
**[10:46] yumoto**
He's saying we can cuddle
for the rest of our lives!
**[10:49] wombat**
It'll take too long to explain,
so I'll make it quick!
**[10:52] wombat**
Lovracelet!
**[10:58] yumoto**
What's this?
**[10:59] yumoto**
You're giving them to us?
"The Wombat Returns"?
**[11:02] wombat**
The Lovracelets are your love, given form!
**[11:05] yumoto**
Wombat's love given form?
**[11:08] en**
Wait, what the hell is "love given form"?
**[11:11] yumoto**
It buzzed!
**[11:12] ryu**
Are these defective?
**[11:14] io**
That's a problem. Should I contact the
manufacturer and earn us a quick buck?
**[11:17] atsu**
You're surprisingly unscrupulous.
**[11:20] wombat**
They are not defective!
**[11:23] wombat**
That's the Lovracelet's Love Alert!
**[11:25] wombat**
Let's go!
**[11:28] wombat**
It kindly lets you know immediately
**[11:30] wombat**
when the loveless are thinking loveless
thoughts and taking loveless actions!
**[11:35] atsu**
"Kindly" lets us know?
**[11:37] yumoto**
You're pretty smart for
someone so fuzzy, Wombat.
**[11:39] wombat**
Incidentally, I am not one of your
Earth mammals known as the wombat.
**[11:44] yumoto**
What?!
**[11:46] ryuu**
No, I think it's weirder that
you're surprised by that.
**[11:48] yumoto**
But he can speak our language!
**[11:50] io**
No, I think that just makes it weirder.
**[11:52] atsu**
And he's pink, at that.
**[11:54] wombat**
Don't worry about conversing.
**[11:56] wombat**
I have a high-performance
automatic translator.
**[11:59] io**
That's an amazing thing to just blurt out.
**[12:01] wombat**
My name is *$%@ and I come from &!@$.
**[12:04] atsu**
What? Say that again?
**[12:06] wombat**
I am ^%@*# and I come from $!*@#.
**[12:09] en**
Was it different that time?
**[12:10] wombat**
It's %*@#$%!
**[12:11] yumoto**
Oh, forget it! We can just go with
Wombat. Right, Wombat?
**[12:15] chikuwa**
What's your deal, man?
**[12:16] chikuwa**
Huh? Huh?
**[12:19] chikuwa**
You got a problem with me? Huh? Huh?
**[12:22] yumoto**
What's that thing?
**[12:24] ryuu**
Chikuwabu.
**[12:25] io**
You said it!
**[12:26] ryuu**
But it's clearly chikuwabu!
**[12:29] yumoto**
The Chikawabu Monster?
**[12:31] atsu**
You just casually named it.
**[12:32] en**
Aren't you going to cuddle it?
**[12:34] yumoto**
Nah, that's a little out of my range.
**[12:36] atsu**
You have a range?
**[12:38] yumoto**
What are you saying? Of course I do.
**[12:41] yumoto**
Doesn't it look a little sticky?
**[12:43] atsu**
Its surface does seem to be melting...
**[12:45] en**
It's a little gross for me, too.
**[12:47] ryuu**
Is it?
**[12:48] io**
Uh, I think the monster part is a bigger
problem than the chikuwabu part...
**[12:51] wombat**
That's right!
**[12:53] wombat**
Now, you must "Love Making"
into the Battle Lovers!
**[12:56] en**
Huh? Love Ma—
**[12:58] en**
You, who befoul our beloved Earth!
**[13:01] io**
What are you saying, Yufuin-senpai?
**[13:04] ryuu**
"Beloved Earth"?
**[13:06] ryuu**
No justice can come from loveless power!
**[13:09] io**
You, too?
**[13:11] io**
Love is all!
**[13:14] atsu**
Are you... being forced to say this?
**[13:16] atsu**
Live for love! Die for love!
**[13:18] yumoto**
I get it!
**[13:19] yumoto**
Making us pose and say embarrassing lines
is part of your mysterious power, right?
**[13:23] wom**
No, it is the power of love!
**[13:26] yumoto**
We are the heirs to the throne of love!
**[13:29] five**
Battle Lovers!
**[13:33] yumoto**
Love Making!
**[14:00] yumoto**
The Sparkling Prince!
**[14:01] yumoto**
Battle Lover Scarlet!
**[14:05] en**
Love Making.
**[14:15] en**
The Flashing Prince!
**[14:16] en**
Battle Lover Cerulean!
**[14:19] atsu**
Love Making!
**[14:29] atsu**
The Piercing Prince!
**[14:30] atsu**
Battle Lover Epinard!
**[14:34] io**
Love Making.
**[14:44] io**
The Roaring Prince!
**[14:45] io**
Battle Lover Sulfur!
**[14:48] ryuu**
Love Making!
**[14:58] ryuu**
The Thrilling Prince!
**[14:59] ryuu**
Battle Lover Vesta!
**[15:02] yumoto**
Feel the power...
**[15:05] five**
Of love!
**[15:08] yumoto**
What is all this?!
**[15:11] en**
We look like some third-rate idol group.
**[15:14] io**
I know. The needless exposure
and mysterious ornamentations...
**[15:17] io**
This is clearly beyond weird.
**[15:19] ryuu**
But it looks better on
me than I was expecting!
**[15:21] io**
I suppose it does.
**[15:23] ryuu**
This will be trouble!
I'll end up even more popular.
**[15:26] atsu**
It won't come off!
**[15:27] en**
Seriously?
**[15:28] en**
Seriously!
**[15:29] io**
What, we have to stay like this forever?!
**[15:31] en**
Please, undo this!
**[15:33] wombat**
It's a bit late to be saying that!
**[15:35] wombat**
You boys are the Battle Lovers
who protect the Earth!
**[15:39] yumoto**
And what's this "Sparkling Prince" stuff?
**[15:41] yumoto**
I don't think it's quite right
for me to call myself a prince.
**[15:44] atsu**
You seem overly self-conscious.
**[15:46] wombat**
No matter.
**[15:47] wombat**
You are the heirs to the throne of love,
**[15:49] wombat**
so you have the right to call yourselves princes.
**[15:53] en**
It's not about having the right...
**[15:55] atsu**
First of all, we don't
want to be heirs to that.
**[15:57] wombat**
What was that?!
**[15:59] yumoto**
I don't even know what
the "throne of love" is.
**[16:01] ryuu**
I hope it's romantic love.
**[16:02] io**
It's not.
**[16:04] chikuwa**
I don't need love!
**[16:08] atsu**
The Chikuwabu Monster has lost his temper!
**[16:10] atsu**
He forced his way into the conversation!
**[16:12] chikuwa**
Live and die for love? Hah!
**[16:15] chikuwa**
Humans should all just die!
**[16:19] yumoto**
Broth? Broth?!
**[16:20] chikuwa**
No one needs daikon radish, egg,
chikuwa, hanpen, or cabbage rolls!
**[16:24] chikuwa**
I'm going to make a world of only chikuwabu!
**[16:27] trio**
Huh?!
**[16:29] chikuwa**
Once I do, the world will be united!
**[16:38] atsu**
What is this?
**[16:39] wombat**
This is your Love Making power!
**[16:42] wombat**
It's a "love up" of your inner love!
**[16:46] yumoto**
Cool!
**[16:48] yumoto**
Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy!
**[16:49] wombat**
You tried to destroy the people
who live on this lovable Earth.
**[16:54] wombat**
Go, and love even your enemies!
**[17:00] yumoto**
Love Stick!
**[17:04] en**
Huh? Is this love or discipline?
**[17:08] wombat**
Love, while gentle, is also harsh!
**[17:10] yumoto**
Can I shoot a beam with this? Can I?
**[17:13] yumoto**
Can I?!
**[17:15] yumoto**
I can!
**[17:16] four**
Seriously?!
**[17:17] chikuwa**
Love can go take a hike!
**[17:22] yumoto**
Yeah!
**[17:23] yumoto**
The Sparkling Prince is gonna
sparkle your sparkles off!
**[17:34] atsu**
It's incredible how quickly he adapts.
**[17:36] en**
Yeah.
**[17:38] ryuu**
I don't like letting him
get all the limelight.
**[17:41] oi**
Oh? You getting in the mood?
**[17:43] ryuu**
I could tell great stories about this later.
**[17:44] ryuu**
I'm going to join the fight!
**[17:47] atsu**
Well, we may as well treat a farce as a farce...
**[17:49] en**
...and just get it over with quickly.
**[17:51] io**
Yeah.
**[18:00] atsu**
Um, let's go with... Something-or-Other Storm!
**[18:04] monster**
What?!
**[18:06] atsu**
It actually fired!
**[18:07] en**
That was pretty random.
**[18:09] en**
Random Splash!
**[18:13] io**
Then I'll join in.
**[18:14] io**
Added Margin Bomber!
**[18:18] ryuu**
That's not fair! I got here first!
**[18:20] ryuu**
I Am Awesome Fire!
**[18:25] monster**
Five against one is cheating!
**[18:27] atsu**
Yeah, right. You were the one
saying all humans should die.
**[18:31] atsu**
You can't let five of them scare you.
**[18:33] yumoto**
Okay, let's go! Something-or-Other—
**[18:35] wombat**
Pardon me.
**[18:36] wombat**
Could you all please stop calling
out random attack names?
**[18:42] yumoto**
In that case, our powers unite to...
**[18:56] yumoto**
Love Attack!
**[19:12] atsu**
Hey, Yumoto, that was overkill.
**[19:15] monster**
I don't need your pity.
**[19:17] monster**
Charity and comfort are useless to me.
**[19:22] en**
That's convenient for an enemy to say.
**[19:24] atsu**
Stop this! If you say any more,
you'll raise a defeat flag!
**[19:28] monster**
We chikuwabu have a chikuwabu sort of pride!
**[19:32] monster**
Even if you won't acknowledge its existence,
**[19:34] monster**
I will continue to live on, as chikuwabu!
**[19:37] atsu**
It's not that we don't acknowledge it...
**[19:40] ryuu**
If I have to choose one way or
the other, I like chikuwabu.
**[19:43] en**
Yeah.
**[19:44] en**
Some people have strange tastes.
Good things will come your way someday.
**[19:47] io**
That's not very convincing support.
**[19:50] monster**
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
**[19:52] monster**
I don't need your support!
**[19:54] monster**
Inconspicuousness is still a flavor!
**[19:56] monster**
It beats ending up with a dubious status like
burdock tempura or squid tentacle tempura!
**[20:00] monster**
Lay off, jerk!
**[20:05] en**
Physical force?
**[20:06] atsu**
What was the point of that
finishing move earlier?
**[20:08] yumoto**
Listen, you need to wake up!
**[20:11] yumoto**
Oden isn't complete with only one ingredient.
**[20:14] yumoto**
The popular trio of daikon radish,
egg, and mochi-stuffed tofu,
**[20:18] yumoto**
the low-profile burdock tempura,
**[20:19] yumoto**
the amiable thick-fried tofu,
the non-conforming cabbage rolls...
**[20:23] yumoto**
And chikuwabu!
**[20:24] yumoto**
When they all come together,
that's what you call oden!
**[20:27] yumoto**
The world, the Earth... It's all oden, too!
**[20:30] yumoto**
Oden is the Earth! You get it?
**[20:34] ---**
Uh-huh.
**[20:36] io**
He kind of forced it all to fit together, huh?
**[20:38] ryuu**
I can't tell if that's too big or too small.
**[20:42] yumoto**
Love Shower!
**[20:52] monster**
What is this mysterious sensation?
**[20:55] monster**
Comfort... Healing...
**[20:57] monster**
I feel the universe soaking
into me like a golden broth...
**[21:00] monster**
I see... So this is love...
**[21:07] yumoto**
Love is over!
**[21:09] four**
No, it's not!
**[21:11] en**
Huh? What was that guy's name?
**[21:13] en**
From the class next to ours...
**[21:15] atsu**
I remember. He's kinda low-profile, but...
**[21:18] en**
He looks clean and refreshed,
like he just had a bath.
**[21:20] ---**
Yeah.
**[21:21] io**
While we're the ones who are a total mess.
**[21:25] ryuu**
I reek of broth!
**[21:26] yumoto**
When that happens,
just hit up the Kurotama Bath!
**[21:29] yumoto**
I have coupons!
**[21:31] yumoto**
Oh, yeah!
**[21:32] yumoto**
One for you, too!
**[21:34] en**
Yeah, let's do that.
A hot bath after a bloodbath.
**[21:37] atsu**
Ugh, that pissed me off.
**[21:39] io**
Me, too.
**[21:39] ryuu**
Totally.
**[21:40] wombat**
I'll join you!
**[21:42] yumoto**
Come on over!
**[21:43] atsu**
Say, why is Mr. Tawarayama
carrying you everywhere?
**[21:46] wombat**
If I get too far away from him...
**[21:50] white**
Just who are they?
**[21:53] light**
Has someone appeared to try to defy us?
**[21:57] white**
No matter. This is well within our expectations.
**[22:01] white**
Next time, the real battle will begin.
**[22:05] hedgehog**
Prepare yourselves, Earth Conquest Club.
**[22:08] white**
Yes, sir.
**[23:40] yumoto**
Before we even realized what was happening,
**[23:42] yumoto**
we ended up protecting the Earth!
**[23:45] yumoto**
But I don't mind joining the Battle Lovers
if it means I get to cuddle Wombat!
**[23:50] yumoto**
Next time: Love Means Never Feeling Regret.
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Love Means Never Feeling Regret
**[23:53] yumoto**
Love Making!