8 - Love Wanders

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SIGN    Keep out!
[00:10] komi
    My name is Komi Shou.
SIGN    Komi Shou
[00:13] komi
    I'm a second year student at Binan High School,
[00:15] komi
    but for certain reasons, I became a shut-in.
SIGN    12. Anonymous Shut-in
    I hate it when people talk to
    me when I'm clearly reading
SIGN    22. Anonymous Shut-in
    It's funny how they
    always come late to meetings
SIGN    23. Anonymous Shut-in
    My friend's really picky
    about food, won't eat any meat
SIGN    32. Anonymous Shut-in
    >>23
    He probably has another
    reason for that, right?
SIGN    50. Anonymous Shut-in
    Everyone around me are good people.
    They're all working really hard.
SIGN    51. Anonymous Shut-in
    Oh, that's cool ^^
SIGN    65. Anonymous Shut-in
    Friends are a pain in the ass anyway.
    I cut myself off from them (lololololol)
[00:23] komi
    Are you me?
SIGN    65. Anonymous Shut-in
    Friends are a pain in the ass anyway.
    I cut myself off from them (lololololol)
SIGN    168. Anonymous Shut-in
    >>65
    Good for you, loner
SIGN    67. Anonymous Shut-in
    >>65
    Mop up those tears
SIGN    69. Anonymous Shut-in
    Don't get desperate on us...
SIGN    71. Anonymous Shut-in
    >>65
    You should probably take
    another look at yourself
SIGN    72. Anonymous Shut-in
    What happened, anyway?
SIGN    79. Anonymous Shut-in
    Probably nothing.
    I bet he's just sulking.
SIGN    83. Anonymous Shut-in
    Bet his friends were relieved, too.
SIGN    84. Anonymous Shut-in
    True
[00:35] komi
    Damn it! Damn it!
[00:36] komi
    Who needs friends?!
    I'm better off without them!
[00:41] komi
    I don't need...
[00:49] ari
    Good evening.
[00:53] komi
    I-I-Intruders!
[00:55] kusa
    We are not intruders.
[00:57] zun
    We are conquerors!
[00:59] zun
    Now, release the Zundar Needle!
[01:04] trio
    Donum!
[01:14] komi
    I... I'll tear it all apart...
[01:17] komi
    That friendship crap...
[01:19] komi
    I'll tear it limb from limb!
SIGN    Love Wanders
[03:02] en
    Damn, if I'm late today,
    I'll get called to the faculty office.
[03:06] atsu
    So run faster, then!
SIGN    Delicious Life Campaign♥
[03:09] en
    Hey, sorry. Hang on a minute.
[03:12] en
    I'm gonna buy some bread.
[03:13] atsu
    Oh, what the heck?
SIGN    Delicious Life Campaign♥
[03:16] atsu
    I'm going on without you!
SIGN    Fresh-Baked Cream Bread
[03:42] en
    Don't leave me behind!
[03:44] atsu
    You scared me!
[03:45] en
    I felt so alone!
[03:46] atsu
    But I was going to be late!
[03:48] en
    So you're saying you don't care if I'm late?
[03:50] atsu
    But that's why I waited.
[03:51] en
    You didn't wait! You went!
[03:53] atsu
    I waited by walking slowly!
[03:56] atsu
    What's with you? This is a
    weird thing to pick a fight over.
[03:59] en
    You've been really cold lately.
[04:02] atsu
    What are you basing that on?
[04:04] atsu
    Didn't we have the most fun in history
    together over summer vacation?
[04:07] en
    Or maybe we actually got a little too close?
[04:10] atsu
    Why are you talking like such a pain in the ass?
[04:12] en
    That's right.
[04:14] en
    I guess I am a pain in the ass.
[04:17] atsu
    What's with you, En-chan?
[04:18] atsu
    Did you eat some poisonous
    mushrooms or something?
[04:21] en
    Just...
[04:22] en
    Stay away from me.
[04:24] ---
    Hey...
[04:25] atsu
    Wait!
[04:26] en
    Don't come this way!
[04:27] atsu
    I have to! I'm going to school, too!
[04:35] teach
    Kinugawa, you're late.
[04:36] atsu
    Oh, sorry.
[04:38] teach
    Anyway, never forget to check your own work.
[04:41] teach
    But at the same time, be prompt in—
[04:43] atsu
    Teacher! My stomach hurts,
    so I'm going to the nurse's office!
[04:46] teach
    Right after you got here?!
[04:47] atsu
    Did I do something wrong?
[04:53] en
    Not really.
[04:55] atsu
    Then is there a reason you said that stuff?
[04:58] en
    Not really.
[04:59] atsu
    Is it because the last time you came over,
[05:01] atsu
    I spent the whole time doing a jigsaw puzzle?
[05:03] en
    Not really.
[05:04] atsu
    "Not really" doesn't tell me anything.
[05:09] atsu
    Hey, c'mon!
[05:10] en
    Just leave me alone already!
[05:12] en
    It's really suffocating when you do that!
[05:18] atsu
    Fine.
[05:29] yumoto
    Box lunch! Box lunch!
SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol)
[05:35] en
    Disappear!
[05:39] en
    Someone kill me!
[05:39] ryuu
    Hey, what are you standing there for?
[05:42] ryuu
    Whoa, what's he doing?
[05:43] io
    Is this a new exercise of some kind?
[05:46] four
    A fight?!
[05:48] ryuu
    With Kinugawa-senpai,
    who you're always so close with?
[05:50] io
    How come?
[05:51] en
    I don't know. Maybe it's menopause?
[05:54] io
    Your face does look old,
    but isn't it a bit early for that?
[05:56] en
    They say men go through
    menopause too, you know.
[05:58] ryuu
    You're not even sure if you're
    done with puberty yet.
[06:00] en
    Oh, I want to disappear!
[06:02] ryuu
    See, that kind of thing is definitely puberty.
[06:04] yumoto
    Why not just say you're sorry and make up?
[06:08] en
    It's nice that you can
    take everything so lightly.
[06:10] wom
    I agree that a prompt
    apology is the best strategy!
[06:14] wom
    Spaces without love render the heart empty!
[06:17] en
    Even Wombat is lecturing me...
[06:22] en
    That pitch... He's coming!
[06:28] ryuu
    Yo.
[06:29] io
    Hello there.
[06:30] atsu
    Hey.
[06:31] yumoto
    Lunch?
[06:32] yumoto
    I'm about to get started, too!
[06:34] ryuu
    Yeah, on your second.
[06:40] atsu
    No, I'll eat in the cafeteria today.
[06:42] atsu
    I just came to pick up something I forgot.
[06:44] atsu
    Later.
[06:46] yumoto
    Hey, is it true you had a
    fight with En-chan-senpai?
[06:50] both
    Right to the point?!
[06:52] atsu
    I don't know about a fight.
    I think he's just sulking.
[06:58] yumoto
    Then you should go offer to
    make up with him, Atsushi-senpai!
[07:04] atsu
    I'd better pass for now.
[07:07] atsu
    Sometimes it's best to let sleeping dogs lie.
[07:12] en
    Are you really okay with that?!
[07:15] atsu
    En-cha—
[07:15] en
    You should care more about me!
    Be more persistent!
[07:18] atsu
    That's totally different
    from what you said before!
[07:19] en
    You're really cold for someone
    whose name means "warm," you know.
[07:22] atsu
    Don't bring my name into this!
    I'm really worried about you!
[07:24] ryuu
    Hey, hey...
[07:24] atsu
    Am I suffocating you, or do you
    want me to care more? Which is it?
[07:26] en
    Both! Humans are contradictory, after all!
[07:30] atsu
    That's a pain in the ass!
[07:31] en
    Yeah, that's right!
[07:32] yumoto
    Hey, c'mon, cut it out!
[07:34] atsu
    Don't worry, Yumoto.
    It's between me and En-chan.
[07:38] en
    That's just it.
[07:39] en
    Why can't you be that
    thoughtful with me, I wonder?
[07:42] atsu
    I'm trying to be nice to you, too.
[07:45] en
    Is that so?
[07:46] en
    I know the excitement you show in
    the emails you send to me and Yumoto
[07:51] en
    are on totally different levels!
[07:56] en
    Your replies to me are always
    less than five words long!
[07:58] atsu
    Unlike yours, Yumoto's emails
[08:00] atsu
    aren't just bare-bones random
    sentences with no punctuation!
[08:03] atsu
    Plus, they come attached
    with excited emoticons!
[08:05] atsu
    Don't you think I should
    respond to that in kind?
[08:08] atsu
    By the way, have you been
    stealing my phone to look at it?!
[08:08] en
    The presence or absence of
    emoticons shows your favoritism!
[08:11] en
    Send me emails with emoticons sometimes!
[08:13] atsu
    Then send me emails of
    a decent length sometimes!
[08:16] atsu
    So have you been looking
    at my phone or not? Well?
[08:16] io
    I guess this is a fight, but...
[08:18] en
    What if I have?!
[08:19] ryuu
    It's the type it doesn't
    pay to interfere with, right?
[08:19] atsu
    I'd say you're a jerk!
[08:20] en
    Then say it! Show your
    contempt for how pathetic I am!
[08:22] atsu
    So you admit it, you jerk!
[08:24] yumoto
    U-Um, you guys...
[08:27] yumoto
    Why not leave it at that and have lunch?
[08:29] both
    No, thanks.
SIGN    Binan High School
[08:55] yumoto
    I've got to get them to make up somehow.
[08:58] ryuu
    Three girls a day... No, day and night...
[09:01] io
    To cut my losses or not?
[09:03] wom
    I have it! Here!
[09:07] io
    Stop making noise.
[09:08] ryuu
    You're not cut out for that.
[09:09] yumoto
    Come on, everyone, think seriously!
[09:12] ryuu
    There are things you think seriously about?
[09:14] io
    Those two will probably be fine,
    even if we don't worry about it.
[09:18] yumoto
    They won't be fine at all!
[09:20] yumoto
    They said they didn't even want lunch!
[09:22] yumoto
    You can't say you don't want food!
[09:24] yumoto
    It's a serious affair!
[09:25] ryuu
    Yeah, Yumoto never changes.
[09:28] yumoto
    I keep thinking, but it
    just makes my head hurt!
[09:31] yumoto
    I'm gonna go!
[09:32] wom
    Where?
[09:33] yumoto
    To see them!
[09:37] io
    Such determination...
    Maybe we should learn from him.
SIGN    Kusatsu Kinshiro
    Born September 12th
    Blood Type A / Virgo
    Hobbies: Archery
    Likes: Sanjusangendo Temple,
    Kintsuba, Amanatto
[09:48] kusa
    What?
[09:49] kusa
    Kinugawa and that guy?
[09:51] ari
    It seems so.
[09:52] gero
    Currently, Kinugawa is walking
    to and from school by himself.
[09:56] ari
    Yufuin comes to school,
    but he barely attends class,
[10:00] ari
    and I'm told that even when they
    cross paths, they don't speak.
[10:04] kusa
    I see.
[10:09] gero
    Th-That's good, is it?
[10:12] ari
    However,
[10:14] ari
    the first year boy, Hakone Yumoto-kun,
[10:17] ari
    is attempting to get them to reconcile.
[10:20] gero
    I really dislike that little fluff-head.
[10:22] gero
    He appears to lack any delicacy.
[10:25] zun
    It seems the effects of the monster we
    controlled are finally showing themselves.
[10:31] zun
    This time, by placing the monster in an
    establishment that humans use frequently,
[10:36] zun
    we can distribute the negative
    energy with greater efficiency.
[10:40] ari
    And the stronger the friendship,
    the greater the effect.
[10:44] gero
    Fight-causing radio waves.
[10:46] zun
    If we continue to destroy the bonds
    between those who are close...
[10:51] kusa
    Then we shall acquire the
    wonderful world we've always wanted!
[10:55] ari
    It's catching. The speech pattern is catching.
SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol)
[11:00] yumoto
    How am I going to get them to make up?
[11:03] ryuu
    If you're too persistent, won't it
    just make the problem worse?
[11:08] io
    Just telling them to make up
    over and over lacks subtlety.
[11:11] yumoto
    It's not just that!
[11:13] yumoto
    I also asked what we're going to do
    about the Battle Lovers and stuff.
[11:16] wom
    Wh-What?
[11:18] en
    I quit. It's a pain in the ass.
[11:20] en
    Actually, it's always been a pain in the ass.
[11:22] atsu
    I'll help out if you really need me,
[11:24] atsu
    but I might not feel like
    transforming for a while.
[11:28] yumoto
    ...they said.
[11:29] wom
    I've had enough!
[11:31] wom
    Is it always going to be one step forward
    and one step back with you people?!
[11:34] ryuu
    It's because you forced us to transform
    without giving us time to object.
[11:37] wom
    But to begin with,
    I've been smelling it for a while.
[11:40] wom
    The scent of some kind of
    advanced scientific technology plot!
[11:44] yumoto
    You're saying a monster is behind this?
[11:45] wom
    Bingo!
[11:47] io
    But we haven't received one
    of those unpleasant alarms.
[11:50] wom
    It could be too weak to detect,
    or it could be a momentary power.
[11:54] ryuu
    A stealth monster, huh?
[11:56] yumoto
    Okay!
[11:57] yumoto
    In that case, I'll go over the
    school with a fine-toothed comb!
[12:01] ryuu
    Why are you so determined
    to do that kind of legwork?
[12:04] io
    Running around randomly won't do any good.
[12:06] yumoto
    But if we beat the monster, they'll make up!
[12:09] yumoto
    I can't just stand around!
[12:10] io
    If we consider people who might have
    been affected by this, I do have a lead.
[12:15] ryuu
    Kikuchi and Akutagawa from class A, right?
[12:16] io
    So you noticed?
[12:18] ryuu
    They've been arguing since that day, too, right?
[12:20] yumoto
    Where are you going?
[12:22] io
    To search for a monster.
[12:24] ryuu
    Using our heads.
[12:29] aku
    He's the one who decided to go shopping,
[12:31] aku
    but once he got back
    from the convenience store,
[12:33] aku
    he got all angry, like, "what am I, your gofer?"
[12:36] guy
    I was reading Chanporon
    at the convenience store,
[12:39] guy
    when he looked over at me and laughed.
[12:41] guy
    And it occurred to me maybe
    he was actually a Makachin fan,
[12:43] guy
    and suddenly I couldn't stand it...
[12:45] triplets
    Our friend went to the convenience store and...
[12:48] guy
    I was at the convenience store when...
[12:50] guy
    It was at the convenience store.
[12:52] ryuu
    The enemy's a convenience store?
[12:53] io
    It... seems so.
[12:55] yumoto
    I'm gonna go check!
[12:57] yumoto
    Atsushi-senpai! Atsushi-senpai!
[12:59] yumoto
    Atsushi-sen-pai-sen!
[13:01] atsu
    Paisen?
[13:03] yumoto
    Did you go to the convenience store near
    the school before your fight started?
[13:07] atsu
    How did you know that?
[13:08] yumoto
    You did?!
[13:10] atsu
    En-chan went in to buy some bread.
[13:13] yumoto
    That must be it!
[13:14] yumoto
    The culprit is in the convenience store!
[13:16] yumoto
    Spontaneous Love Making!
[13:42] yumoto
    The Sparkling Prince!
[13:43] yumoto
    Battle Lover Scarlet!
[13:46] yumoto
    We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[13:49] yumoto
    Oh, wait, it's just me!
[13:52] yumoto
    Atsushi-senpai, I...
[13:54] yumoto
    I swear I'll get you two to make up!
[14:01] atsu
    It was a monster, then?
[14:07] yumoto
    Pardon me!
[14:09] owner
    Welcome—
[14:10] owner
    Cosplay?
[14:11] yumoto
    Is there a monster here?
[14:13] owner
    A... monster?
[14:14] owner
    No, I'm afraid we don't carry those here.
[14:17] yumoto
    That's weird. This has to be the place.
[14:24] owner
    Oh, that's my son.
[14:26] owner
    He's taking time off from school...
[14:29] yumoto
    I've got it!
[14:30] yumoto
    Above the convenience store!
[14:35] yumoto
    This is it! Pardon me!
[14:41] yumoto
    What a big kotatsu...
[14:46] monster
    Who are you?
[14:49] yumoto
    Come out of there! I'm gonna love you!
[14:51] monster
    No!
[14:53] yumoto
    It's not good for you to stay locked up all day!
[14:55] monster
    No!
[14:57] yumoto
    Damn. In this case...
[15:03] yumoto
    Love Stick!
[15:07] yumoto
    Scarlet Lumiere!
[15:12] ryuu
    Huh? Where's Yumoto?
[15:13] atsu
    Is there a monster?
[15:14] io
    No...
[15:22] yumoto
    Did I go a little overboard?
[15:32] en
    What's that?
[15:37] en
    They're...
[15:43] monster
    Ow, ow...
[15:45] monster
    Th-The school...
[15:49] yumoto
    What?
[15:50] monster
    School...
[15:52] monster
    No!
[15:55] monster
    I hate school!
[15:57] ryuu
    Look out!
[16:04] yumoto
    This guy's stronger than he looks!
[16:05] ryuu
    And he keeps getting bigger!
[16:07] io
    He's the type that gets harder to
    control as he gets angry, I guess.
[16:11] atsu
    Give back En-chan!
[16:15] atsu
    Epinard Hurricane!
[16:21] monster
    What?
[16:23] atsu
    Give back my can't-be-bothered, listless En-chan!
[16:37] yumoto
    Epinard!
[16:50] io
    What?
[16:51] yumoto
    Cerulean-senpai!
[16:54] atsu
    Cerulean...
[16:55] en
    You need to eat more! You're too light!
[16:57] atsu
    Huh?!
[16:59] yumoto
    Yay! He's back to normal
    even though we haven't beaten it!
[17:02] en
    I'm not back!
[17:04] en
    I'm not back...
[17:06] en
    Even now, I'm really pissed off.
[17:09] yumoto
    Then why...?
[17:11] en
    I might be pissed off...
    But even more than that...
[17:14] en
    I'm furious at myself for nearly losing
    my best friend to such a stupid fight!
[17:29] monster
    D-Don't say "best friend"...
[17:32] monster
    It's embarrassing!
[17:38] atsu
    Cerulean!
[17:40] monster
    Nyah nyah!
[17:41] en
    What's embarrassing?
[17:44] en
    Yourself, because you can't
    call a best friend a best friend?
[17:50] monster
    You piss me off!
[17:56] en
    You idiot!
[18:00] en
    Hey!
[18:02] atsu
    I get it.
[18:03] atsu
    This does make me want to pick a fight.
[18:07] en
    Atsushi...
[18:09] atsu
    But...
[18:11] atsu
    Not right now!
[18:16] en
    That's right!
[18:41] atsu
    Epinard Hurricane!
[18:43] en
    Cerulean Aqua!
[18:50] monster
    Why? Why didn't my radio waves work on you?
[18:54] en
    Hey! Use the Love Attack!
[18:56] yumoto
    Huh? Oh, roger that!
[18:59] yumoto
    Sparkle, Lumiere of Love!
[19:02] en
    Flash, Purifying Aqua!
[19:04] atsu
    Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
[19:07] io
    Roar, Raging Gaia!
[19:09] ryuu
    Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
[19:14] yumoto
    This time, you two can
    deal out the finishing move!
[19:17] en
    Okay, let's do it!
[19:24] both
    Love Attack!
[19:38] monster
    So... So cold...
[19:40] monster
    My blanket...
[19:43] en
    The cold you feel is something
    no blanket can stave off.
[19:47] atsu
    You understand that too, don't you?
[19:51] both
    Love Shower!
[20:00] monster
    What is this sensation?
[20:04] monster
    Comfort... Healing...
[20:06] monster
    I see... so this is... love.
[20:12] both
    Love is over.
[20:15] both
    Huh?
[20:16] ryuu
    Isn't that the transfer student, Komi?
[20:19] yumoto
    You know him?
[20:20] ryuu
    Yeah.
[20:21] ryuu
    He transferred here at the end of the first term.
[20:24] io
    At the beginning of the second term,
    he was out of school with the flu...
[20:26] ryuu
    And he just stopped coming after that.
[20:29] io
    His house is above a
    convenience store, right?
[20:31] en
    Hey.
[20:35] en
    I'm really sorry!
[20:37] en
    I'm really, really sorry!
[20:39] en
    I know I wasn't myself,
    but I was totally messed up!
[20:41] atsu
    No, no, I'm the one who should apologize.
[20:43] atsu
    I didn't even notice a monster was behind it.
[20:45] en
    No, no, it's still my fault.
[20:47] atsu
    No, no, I'm at fault, too.
[20:49] en
    No, no, no, I'm triple at fault.
[20:51] atsu
    No, no, I'm at fault cubed.
[20:51] yumoto
    I feel like everything I did was wasted effort.
[20:53] en
    No, no, no, no...
[20:54] yumoto
    Oh well! It worked out okay!
[20:57] ryuu
    Not a care in the world, huh?
[20:58] io
    Maybe we should learn from him.
[21:00] en
    Hey, don't cling to me.
[21:02] atsu
    You're heavy!
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[21:10] yumoto
    That's right, I've been
    completely forgetting my cuddles!
[21:13] yumoto
    I'm sorry!
[21:15] wom
    I wish you'd forgotten them forever!
[21:17] ryuu
    Komi said his house was so old,
    it was due for a remodeling anyway.
[21:21] io
    That's very convenient...
    I mean, quite a silver lining.
[21:25] ryuu
    Once his house is cleaned up,
    he says he'll have some friends over.
[21:28] io
    That's nice.
[21:30] io
    Even so...
[21:32] en
    No, no. It's my fault
    for erasing your save data.
[21:35] atsu
    No, no. It's my fault for getting
    to level 100 on a game you owned.
[21:38] en
    No, no. It's my fault for getting
    potato chips all over your bed.
[21:41] atsu
    No, no. It's my fault for secretly
    swapping my seat with yours in class
[21:44] atsu
    just because mine was wobbly.
[21:45] en
    What, seriously?
[21:46] en
    No, no. It's my fault for secretly
    looking at your cell phone.
[21:47] both
    How long will they keep that up
    before they're satisfied?
[21:48] atsu
    Actually, yeah.
[21:49] en
    Fine, I won't do it anymore.
[21:51] wom
    I'm done for!
[21:56] atsu
    En-chan, you're incredible.
[21:58] en
    How so?
[21:59] atsu
    You did something I could never do,
    and totally offhanded. It's amazing.
[22:02] en
    What's with you? What is it you want?
[22:05] en
    Fruit milk?
[22:06] atsu
    No, I already got some.
[23:41] ari
    You know, people don't look at
    you as much as you think they do.
[23:44] ari
    Not that it matters to me at all.
[23:46] ari
    Hey, let's eat some melon.
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[23:48] ari
    Next time: Love is Stronger than Pride.
[23:51] ari
    Conquest!