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[00:21] yu
    By the way... About Mr. Tawarayama...
[00:25] yu
    What do you think?
[00:26] atsu
    About what?
[00:27] yu
    He came back to life.
[00:28] ryu
    Right, he did. This is
    the second time, right?
[00:32] naru
    Actually, I believe he revived
    during our summer vacation, too...
[00:35] yu
    Until our Love Attack—
[00:37] atsu
    Don't say it!
[00:39] atsu
    So, what were you saying
    about Mr. Tawarayama?
[00:43] yu
    That alien... What was it again?
[00:45] ryu
    Wom-san's weird friend...
[00:48] naru
    The mulberry-colored naked
    mole rat-looking thing?
[00:50] yu
    Yeah, that naked mall rat thing...
[00:53] naru
    Naked mole rat.
[00:54] yu
    Moley-san, for short!
[00:56] yu
    Moley-san said he brought two "lives" with him,
     and brought him back to life with that...
[01:01] atsu
    Yeah, he just sprang back
    to life, just like that.
[01:05] yu
    The Mr. Tawarayama brought back
    to life with the "life" he brought...
[01:09] yu
    Can we really say he's the same
    Mr. Tawarayama we knew before?
[01:17] naru
    G-Good point...
[01:19] atsu
    I n-never thought of that...
[01:20] yu
    What are you saying? Mr. Tawarayama
    is Mr. Tawarayama!
[01:25] yu
    Even if he's different on the inside.
[01:26] atsu
    You think he's different, though?!
[01:28] naru
    Please, don't unnerve us like this.
[01:29] ryu
    Yeah! How are we supposed to
    interact with him from now on?
[01:33] yu
    Well, we're graduating, 
    so we don't have to care...
[03:49] yu
    Atsushi... You know...
[03:51] yu
    There's something I've been
    thinking about lately.
[03:54] atsu
    What is it, En-chan?
[03:56] atsu
    The Olympics?
[03:57] atsu
    Toyosu?
[03:58] atsu
    Trump?
[03:59] yu
    No. Flower-viewing.
[04:01] atsu
    Flower-viewing?
[04:03] yu
    The cherry blossoms are pretty and all,
[04:05] yu
    but seasonally speaking,
    it's still cold out there.
[04:08] yu
    Yet people still go at night, and they sit on
    the ground outside and have picnics and stuff.
[04:12] yu
    Pretty rigorous stuff, don't you think?
[04:14] atsu
    That's true.
[04:16] atsu
    I bet the salarymen catch colds when they
    get drunk and strip down and stuff...
[04:20] yu
    Also, aren't cherry blossoms iconic
    of the first day of school?
[04:24] atsu
    Yeah, makes you think of first graders
    with their big leather backpacks...
[04:27] yu
    But lately, the cherry blossoms have been
    blooming closer to late March, right?
[04:32] atsu
    Global warming, I guess...
[04:34] yu
    By early April, all the trees
    might even be blossom-free.
[04:37] atsu
    They do fall awfully quickly.
[04:40] yu
    You think cherry blossoms might stop
    being a first-day-of-school icon
[04:43] yu
    and become a graduation day icon instead?
[04:45] atsu
    That sounds pretty nice.
[04:46] atsu
    Graduating in a storm of cherry blossoms...
[04:49] yu
    You think? I find the idea
    a little lonely, myself.
[04:55] wom
    I always love coming to the Kurotama Bath!
[04:58] ari
    Hey!
[05:00] yu
    Here's an unusual group.
[05:02] wom
    I met them outside and invited them in!
[05:06] ari
    That's right! "Come take a bath," he said.
[05:12] atsu
    What's wrong, Kin-chan?
[05:14] ari
    He's worried about the graduation ceremony.
[05:16] yu
    Wondering how long the cherry
    blossoms will stay in bloom?
[05:19] ari
    Cherry blossoms? No, the speech.
[05:21] kusa
    It's the student council
    president's final duty.
[05:23] atsu
    Oh, Kin-chan, you're giving the speech?
[05:25] yu
    What's he worried about?
[05:27] ari
    The text of it.
    He can't figure out what to say.
[05:30] yu
    Why not just string a bunch
    of platitudes together?
[05:33] ari
    When Kinshiro tries to think some up,
    it ends after three lines.
[05:37] kusa
    I struggle with poetic turns of phrase.
[05:39] atsu
    You shouldn't pressure yourself so much.
[05:41] yu
    Yeah. It's not like anyone
    listens to those things.
[05:44] kusa
    I dislike such lazy thinking.
[05:47] atsu
    Yeah, you always have been earnest.
[05:49] wom
    When you have troubles,
    that's when you take a hot bath!
[05:52] wom
    Such magnificent Earth culture!
[05:55] ari
    Thinking about it,
[05:56] ari
    I bet it's that earnestness that
    made Zundar seek you out.
[06:00] kusa
    Clarify.
[06:02] ari
    Well, I could explain what I think
    might have started it all...
[06:06] ari
    It concerns you, though. Do you mind?
[06:08] yu
    Huh? Me?
[06:09] wom
    Say it! Say it!
[06:11] wom
    All things are permitted,
[06:13] wom
    as long as they are said with love!
[06:15] yu
    Actually, I've got the
    mental fortitude of tofu.
[06:18] yu
    In fact, it might be closer to soy milk.
[06:21] ari
    See, Yufuin-san... you're smart,
    but you don't work hard,
[06:25] ari
    and you tend to leave most
    things to luck. Right?
[06:28] yu
    That's a hell of a question to ask a person...
[06:30] atsu
    I think he's right, though.
[06:33] atsu
    Sometimes that's a good thing...
SIGN    Finals Test Order Ranking (3rd Years) Rank       Name 1st          Yufuin En  2nd         Kusatsu Kinshiro 3rd         Itsumo Nisan 4th         Kinugawa Atsushi
[06:35] ari
    ...and sometimes, it's very bad.
[06:45] ari
    Well, knowing our earnest,
    hard-working president,
[06:48] ari
    I'm sure that stoked his anxieties.
[06:52] wom
    How can Zundar be so cute?!
[06:55] wom
    So cute!
[06:57] atsu
    Wait, is that how you met Zundar?
[07:00] ari
    Certainly not.
[07:02] ari
    He fell from the sky.
[07:03] (Flashback) zun
    Zundar commands you!
[07:05] (Flashback) zun
    Convert the student council
    into the Earth Conquest Club,
[07:08] (Flashback) zun
    and purge the world of sloth and negligence.
[07:12] yu
    Um... You're kidding.
[07:15] ari
    Our president just can't refuse a hard sell.
[07:18] atsu
    I know.
[07:19] kusa
    What is that supposed to mean, At-chan?!
[07:20] atsu
    That you can't say no when
    someone asks you for a favor.
[07:24] kusa
    I can't, can I? Then what about
    you guys in the Defense Club?
[07:27] yu
    How we started, you mean?
    How'd that go, again?
[07:29] atsu
    I don't actually remember.
[07:30] wom
    This is pathetic!
    We met here, just like this!
[07:42] wombat
    Where might this be?
[07:46] atsu
    A public bath... Why do you ask?
[07:48] wombat
    What is a pub-lic-bath?
[07:49] atsu
    It's a place where you pay money
    to sit in heated water,
[07:54] atsu
    to maintain bodily hygiene and relax the mind.
[07:57] wombat
    Relax the mind!
[07:58] wombat
    The people of this planet have an even
    more refined civilization than I thought!
[08:05] wombat
    How I should like to protect this planet.
[08:08] wombat
    R-Right...
[08:10] wombat
    Would you mind helping me?
[08:14] wombat
    Please!
[08:17] wombat
    Um... I'd just like...
[08:19] wombat
    to talk...
[08:22] en
    H-Hey! It stinks! It hurts!
    The fur's pricking me!
[08:25] atsu
    What is this thing? A bear? A dog? A pig?
[08:28] yumoto
    Sirs! Please, no wrestling in the bath!
[08:32] yumoto
    A wombat!
[08:37] yumoto
    Diprotodontia Macropodidae!
[08:39] yumoto
    Cousin to the koala!
[08:41] yumoto
    They get sick if they get lonely
    and have flat noses!
[08:44] yumoto
    There, there! Don't struggle!
[08:46] wombat
    Help me!
[08:52] en
    He came back to life?!
[08:54] wombat
    After all this, I won't
    ask any more of you boys!
[08:57] wombat
    On the contrary, I'm going to
    make you take responsibility!
[09:01] atsu
    Responsibility?
[09:02] ryuu
    For what?
[09:03] yumoto
    He's saying we can cuddle
    for the rest of our lives!
[09:05] wombat
    It'll take too long to explain,
    so I'll make it quick!
[09:08] wombat
    Lovracelet!
[09:14] yumoto
    What's this?
[09:16] yumoto
    You're giving them to us?
    "The Wombat Returns"?
[09:18] wombat
    The Lovracelets are your love, given form!
[09:22] yumoto
    Wombat's love given form?
[09:24] en
    Wait, what the hell is "love given form"?
[09:27] yumoto
    It buzzed!
[09:29] ryu
    Are these defective?
[09:31] io
    That's a problem. Should I contact the
    manufacturer and earn us a quick buck?
[09:34] atsu
    You're surprisingly unscrupulous.
[09:36] wombat
    They are not defective!
[09:39] wombat
    That's the Lovracelet's Love Alert!
[09:42] wombat
    Let's go!
[09:44] wombat
    Now, you must "Love Making"
    into the Battle Lovers!
[09:48] en
    Huh? Love Ma—
[09:50] en
    You, who befoul our beloved Earth!
[09:53] io
    What are you saying, Yufuin-senpai?
[09:56] ryuu
    "Beloved Earth"?
[09:58] ryuu
    No justice can come from loveless power!
[10:01] io
    You, too?
[10:03] io
    Love is all!
[10:05] atsu
    Are you... being forced to say this?
[10:08] atsu
    Live for love! Die for love!
[10:10] yumoto
    I get it!
[10:11] yumoto
    Making us pose and say embarrassing lines
    is part of your mysterious power, right?
[10:15] wom
    No, it is the power of love!
[10:18] yumoto
    We are the heirs to the throne of love!
[10:21] five
    Battle Lovers!
[10:25] yumoto
    Love Making!
[10:52] yumoto
    The Sparkling Prince!
[10:53] yumoto
    Battle Lover Scarlet!
[10:56] en
    Love Making.
[11:06] en
    The Flashing Prince!
[11:08] en
    Battle Lover Cerulean!
[11:11] atsu
    Love Making!
[11:21] atsu
    The Piercing Prince!
[11:22] atsu
    Battle Lover Epinard!
[11:25] io
    Love Making.
[11:35] io
    The Roaring Prince!
[11:37] io
    Battle Lover Sulfur!
[11:40] ryuu
    Love Making!
[11:50] ryuu
    The Thrilling Prince!
[11:51] ryuu
    Battle Lover Vesta!
[11:54] yumoto
    Feel the power...
[11:56] five
    Of love!
[12:00] yumoto
    Our powers unite to...
[12:15] yumoto
    Love Attack!
[12:31] kusa
    That took forever! It was lazy, too!
[12:34] ari
    Not like you can cure the Defense
    Club's laziness at this point.
[12:37] kusa
    Whose side are you on, Arima?
[12:39] ari
    Yours, of course, Kinshiro!
[12:42] haru
    You fools!
[12:44] haru
    It's just this behavior that lets
    others take advantage of you!
[12:48] aki
    I agree with Haru completely.
[12:49] gero
    Goodness. This whole business
    has made you both so touchy.
[12:52] haru
    You're the one who's touchy.
[12:55] gero
    I told you from the start,
    I don't care either way.
[12:59] aki
    Wait. The most unforgivable ones here are...
[13:03] aki
    Those two in the Defense Club!
[13:06] gero
    For once, I actually agree
    with you, Beppu Brothers.
[13:09] ryu
    What the heck?
[13:09] naru
    What on earth?
[13:10] atsu
    What's going on?
[13:11] atsu
    Some sort of trouble?
[13:13] naru
    No, I wouldn't say trouble, exactly...
[13:16] ryu
    They dragged us into it.
[13:17] both
    What do you mean, dragged you into it?!
[13:19] wom
    H-Have our second-years
    caused you some trouble?
[13:22] yu
    Wom-san's become a fussy old lady.
[13:24] haru
    We can't make a decision because
    they won't take it seriously.
[13:28] gero
    It would be nice to have
    things cleared up soon.
[13:30] haru
    Not that I'm personally invested in the result...
[13:33] ryu
    I told you, whoever wants
    to do it should do it!
[13:37] naru
    It doesn't even matter who reads the address.
[13:40] yu
    Address?
[13:41] atsu
    The speech by an underclassman
    representative to the graduating students.
[13:44] yu
    Oh, that kind of address.
[13:47] ryu
    You hear that, guys?
[13:48] ryu
    It matters so little, he doesn't even
    know what you're talking about.
[13:51] gero
    Of course, I personally don't
    care one way or the other.
[13:54] gero
    But for public events like this,
    rules and conventions should be respected.
[14:00] aki
    Of course.
[14:01] aki
    But isn't that all the more reason it shouldn't be
    another student council member who reads it,
[14:04] aki
    but the best representative
    of the school as a whole?
[14:08] haru
    Although, if you really want to read it, 
    that's another matter entirely...
[14:12] gero
    If I was asked to, I'd be willing.
[14:14] gero
    I do feel I'd be more appropriate than
[14:18] gero
    some students who only just transferred here.
[14:20] ryu
    This is getting on my nerves!
[14:22] ryu
    Do you want to do it or not?!
    Make up your mind!
[14:25] gero
    Why don't you say that to these two?
[14:27] gero
    If you want to do it, just say so.
[14:29] gero
    I'm fully prepared to step down.
[14:32] haru
    It's clear to me that you're 
    the one who wants to do it.
[14:34] aki
    Self-conscious, are you? How sad.
[14:37] naru
    If you ask me, it's all
    pots calling kettles black.
[14:40] all
    What did you say?!
[14:42] aki
    I can't let that one slide.
[14:43] haru
    Neither can I!
[14:45] gero
    Setting the address aside for a moment,
[14:47] gero
    is there another person in the world so
    dedicated to their personal beauty as I?
[14:53] gero
    Even just drinking tea,
[14:55] ---
    or even when I sigh, I'm beautiful.
[14:58] gero
    See? Like this.
[15:15] {song
    The common people's faces, 
    so ugly in their laughter
[15:22] {song
    The crowds comport themselves 
    exactly like pigs
[15:29] {song
    Let common sense and wise sayings be damned
[15:36] {song
    If they do not agree with my aesthetics
[15:43] {song
    I am true beauty!
[15:49] {song
    No one can hope to match my 
    face, my hair, my body...
[15:56] {song
    More beautiful than flowers, 
    more enchanting than the moon
[15:59] {song
    Yes, I'm so much more!
[16:03] {song
    The true evil in the world is disorder
[16:10] {song
    I'll purge it all in the name of beauty!
[16:29] gero
    You see now? I'm the true "good-looking boy."
[16:32] gero
    Rather, the "precious human being."
[16:34] both
    Wow. Amazing.
[16:36] gero
    Spare me your insincere praise.
[16:38] gero
    You really are insensitive, aren't you?
[16:40] ryu
    No, I genuinely find this incredible.
[16:43] nari
    Same, same.
[16:45] aki
    I'm sure I don't need to say it,
    but we carry the title of eternal pretty boys,
[16:50] aki
    and our Beppu Apes comprise
    98% of the whole school.
[16:53] aki
    And we're close to the
    graduation ceremony guest,
[16:56] aki
    representative of the Binan Ginza
    Young Men's Association, Hakone Gora!
[17:00] aki
    It's obvious that either of us would make
[17:02] aki
    appropriate representatives
    of the underclassmen!
[17:06] {song
    VEPPer, the twin stars 
    racing through the galaxy!
[17:13] {song
    Let's illuminate the mysteries 
    of the universe...
[17:16] {song
    On the name of the stars!
[17:33] {song
    We were born in the Milky Way
[17:39] {song
    You see the supernova in our eyes?
[17:46] {song
    The reason you can read 
    your fortune in the stars
[17:53] {song
    Is because we've written the 
    script of your dreams there
[17:59] {song
    Lucky you! Open your eyes!
[18:02] {song
    Happy you! Open them wide!
[18:05] {song
    Don't be too dazzled by this radiance...
[18:08] {song
    This is how we're kissing you!
[18:14] {song
    VEPPer, the twin stars 
    blooming in the galaxy!
[18:21] {song
    Moon and sun, miracles and secrets
[18:24] {song
    We're the stars making wishes come true!
[18:27] {song
    VEPPer, the twin stars 
    racing through the galaxy!
[18:34] {song
    Let's illuminate the mysteries 
    of the universe...
[18:37] {song
    On the name of the stars!
[18:40] {song
    Come with us, and we'll be eternal legends!
[18:49] both
    Wow. Amazing.
[18:51] ari
    Our school's second-years
    certainly are aggressive.
[18:54] ryu
    You said it!
[18:55] nari
    We're practically invisible
[18:57] nari
    next to gimmick characters like them.
[19:15] {song
    Let's start from today
[19:18] {song
    From savings to investment...
[19:21] {song
    The bank's interest is mere pocket change
[19:24] {song
    I'm playing the stock market, baby
[19:28] {song
    I research information on my tablet
[19:31] {song
    Looking for the brands 
    that seem ready to explode
[19:34] {song
    And once I've found enough good data
[19:36] {song
    I buy them all up at near rock-bottom prices
[19:40] {song
    But I don't wait for them 
    to hit their ceiling
[19:47] {song
    I choose a price in advance, 
    and once it hits my goal,
[19:55] {song
    I sell without a moment's hesitation!
[19:59] {song
    Ah, money is the only true 
    justice in this world
[20:05] {song
    As long as I have money,
     I can beat any enemy with ease!
[20:11] {song
    Let me teach you a few 
    of my earning techniques
[20:18] {song
    World peace, you say? 
    I'll even find a way to buy that!
[20:26] {song
    Money is all!
[20:37] {song
    Baby baby, sweet baby
[20:41] {song
    Don't be so selfish
[20:45] {song
    You won't turn me on that way, you know
[20:59] {song
    I'm the hottest guy around
[21:02] {song
    My hair style's always on point
[21:06] {song
    Just one look and you're through
[21:09] {song
    You're mine forever
[21:12] {song
    Are you ready?
[21:14] {song
    You want to fall head over heels, don't you?
[21:19] {song
    It's a game of teasing, ups and downs
[21:23] {song
    And in that game, it's always my turn
[21:26] {song
    I have as many girls in my service
[21:33] {song
    as there are stars in the sky
[21:36] {song
    I'm the prince of the stars!
[21:41] {song
    Baby baby, sweet baby
[21:44] {song
    If you want my love
[21:47] {song
    Better watch out for burns on your heart!
[21:55] {song
    Call me, call me, call me more
[21:58] {song
    Don't be so selfish
[22:02] {song
    You won't turn me on that way, you know
[22:17] ari
    Oh? Is it that kind of episode?
[22:20] ari
    I guess I'll have a go at it, too.
[22:32] {song
    If you wish it, I shall bend my knee to you
[22:42] {song
    I do not feel disgraced, but honored
[22:52] {song
    The first day I met you
[22:58] {song
    It was as if I received a divine mission
[23:03] {song
    For devoting myself to you fills me with joy
[23:14] {song
    Let's keep this up forever, 
    until my life ends
[23:19] {song
    I will travel with you 
    to the end of the world
[23:24] {song
    This is just as a butler should be
[23:29] {song
    Loyal servitude...
[23:32] {song
    This is my one and only philosophy!
[23:51] en
    Sheesh, what a pain in the ass...
[23:55] {song
    Shall I teach you the secret to world peace?
[23:58] {song
    Everyone just has to do nothing!
[24:01] {song
    Everything in this world 
    takes too much effort to do
[24:04] {song
    And I really, really 
    don't want to do anything
[24:07] {song
    Actually, I want to know where 
    you guys get all this energy
[24:10] {song
    Just beat the enemy so that I can go home!
[24:20] {song
    I don't want to do anything
[24:23] {song
    I have absolutely zero enthusiasm
[24:26] {song
    Why, then, do I have to fight?
[24:33] {song
    The class representative, 
    the most popular guy in school...
[24:39] {song
    Those guys are cut out to heroes!
[24:42] {song
    So why was I chosen?!
[24:45] {song
    Everything in this world 
    takes too much effort to do
[24:48] {song
    And I really, really 
    don't want to do anything
[24:51] {song
    Actually, I want to know where 
    you guys get all this energy
[24:54] {song
    Just beat the enemy so that I can go home!
[24:57] {song
    I want to waste my life 
    lying around, doing nothing
[25:01] {song
    I want to sleep, wake up, 
    and go back to sleep!
[25:04] {song
    Eating a hot spring manju once in a while...
[25:07] {song
    To sum up, everything takes 
    too much effort to do!
[25:24] atsu
    Oh, En-chan.
[25:26] atsu
    You say it's too much effort,
    but you do it anyway.
[25:28] atsu
    Guess I'll try it, too!
[25:44] {song
    What am I afraid of?
[25:46] {song
    Having an invisible wall in front of me
[25:51] {song
    Makes me realize my own cowardice
[25:54] {song
    Sacrificing passion for clear-headedness
[26:01] {song
    Is such a foolish thing to do
[26:04] {song
    Move the way you feel, 
    that's what I should do
[26:09] {song
    Something even more simple 
    than running on instinct
[26:14] {song
    But do I have that fire inside of me?
[26:19] {song
    Why so cool? I want to shout 
    until my voice turns hoarse
[26:25] {song
    As if it could set my cold heart ablaze
[26:29] {song
    Am I such a fool? 
    When I act like a bystander,
[26:35] {song
    I have nothing, I achieve nothing
[26:53] atsu
    Well? Want to try it too, Kin-chan?
[26:57] kusa
    If I must.
[26:59] {song
    You were laughing again,
[27:05] {song
    not knowing what I go through
[27:13] {song
    Even if it was an idle promise, 
    it was still a betrayal
[27:19] {song
    Ever since I learned even sworn 
    friendship could break down
[27:24] {song
    I had stopped making wishes on stars
[27:30] {song
    But for some reason, I found myself 
    looking to the night sky again
[27:35] {song
    What was I searching for, 
    every time we passed?
[27:41] {song
    Not for an opportunity, 
    but for my own courage
[27:46] {song
    When all I want to do is to go 
    back to the way things were...
[27:52] {song
    There's a pain in my chest, 
    you're like a devil
[27:57] {song
    When even your smiles seem 
    to pierce through my heart
[28:02] {song
    Did you just whisper "that's all over now"?
[28:08] {song
    Or was that me, screaming, 
    trying to run away?
[28:13] {song
    How many times did I turn 
    back to look at you?
[28:19] {song
    Since you were walking away,
    you never knew...
[28:35] ari
    Now, what were we talking about again?
[28:37] naru
    We were talking about our character
    gimmicks being far inferior to theirs.
[28:41] ryu
    We're basically extras.
[28:43] naru
    So anyway, you should
    work this out without us.
[28:46] naru
    Maybe you could ask the senpais to decide.
[28:48] gero
    No!
[28:48] gero
    There are four third-years, an even number!
[28:50] aki
    What if it ends up as a tie?
[28:51] ryu
    But we're an even number, too!
[28:53] naru
    Yumoto! There's only one of him.
    He'll be our odd number.
[28:55] ryu
    That's right!
[28:56] ryu
    The underclassman representative needs
    the support of the first-years, too.
[28:59] naru
    Huh?
[29:00] ryu
    Yumoto?
[29:01] wom
    I have not been cuddled once today.
[29:05] all
    Eh?
[29:05] ---
    What?!
SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol)
[29:11] ryu
    Yumoto!
[29:12] ryu
    There he is!
[29:13] all
    Yumoto!
[29:15] ryu
    That is Yumoto, isn't it?
[29:19] kusa
    He's here?
[29:21] yu
    I think so...
[29:22] ari
    What's he doing?
[29:24] naru
    He's got something in his hands.
[29:26] ryu
    Isn't that a sponge?
[29:28] all
    A sponge?
[29:29] gero
    Why?
[29:29] haru
    Wherefore?
[29:30] aki
    To what end?
[29:31] wom
    Yumoto-san!
[29:32] wom
    What is that you're squishing there?
[29:36] wom
    Am I not enough for you?
[29:40] wom
    Go on, cuddle me!
[29:42] yu
    This is freaky.
[29:43] wom
    Cud-dle-me!
[29:43] yu
    It's like he's been totally broken.
[29:45] atsu
    Wom-san's so desperate...
    He hated it so much at first.
[29:49] wom
    Cuddle me!
[29:50] both
    He did, he did.
[29:53] kusa
    The light's back in his eyes.
[29:56] wom
    If something is troubling you,
    you can tell us about it.
[30:00] yumo
    There's nothing.
[30:01] wom
    Tell us!
[30:03] ryu
    I think I know what this is.
[30:05] kinu
    What?
[30:06] ryu
    Relationship burn-out.
[30:07] naru
    The result of an overextended spring.
[30:10] kinu
    Enthusiasm's fall?
[30:12] haru
    It is spring, though.
[30:13] aki
    Fall?
[30:14] kinu
    This is no time for a vaudeville routine.
[30:17] yu
    Seriously, what's wrong?
[30:19] yu
    Nothing.
[30:21] en
    Give me a break.
[30:22] en
    The show's been on for thirty minutes
    without the protagonist having a line.
[30:25] en
    There's clearly something wrong.
[30:28] yu
    I'm not a protagonist. I'm not anything.
[30:32] wom
    What did you say?!
[30:33] kusa
    That's a serious statement.
[30:36] ari
    Haven't you loved all your enemies into
    submission with your heavy-handed lectures?
[30:41] gero
    Yeah! Just like this!
[30:44] {song
    One, two, three! Love and joy!
[30:47] {song
    Let's get started!
[30:49] {song
    One, two, three! Love and joy!
[30:55] {song
    It's sudden, but it was inevitable!
[30:58] {song
    Time to transform!
[31:00] {song
    It's the old story of 
    the reluctant superhero!
[31:06] {song
    But right now, there's a monster out there!
[31:11] {song
    This is so fun! I'm gonna fight!
[31:16] {song
    I love cuddling! I wanna cuddle things!
[31:23] {song
    That's why I need to protect Earth!
[31:26] {song
    So I can love everything even more!
[31:34] {song
    Love, love! Today's another great day!
[31:39] {song
    With love on your side, 
    everything ends in a "hallelujah!"
[31:45] {song
    Cuddle, cuddle! Today's another big success!
[31:50] {song
    I don't know everything that's going on,
[31:55] {song
    but I just want to enjoy 
    everything with all I've got!
[31:59] {song
    One, two, three! Love and joy!
[32:02] {song
    Let's keep going!
[32:04] {song
    One, two, three! Love and joy!
[32:15] yu
    Well, that's all over now.
[32:18] yu
    It just feels like a fondly remembered
[32:22] yu
    but far distant past...
[32:29] en
    Yumoto just raised one hell
    of a set of death flags.
[32:34] atsu
    Maybe he's getting sentimental
    because it's spring.
[32:37] atsu
    Let's give him some time to himself.
[32:42] atsu
    What?
[32:43] kusa
    Nothing...
[32:44] ari
    I understand how you feel, Kinshiro, but...
[32:49] kusa
    Arima!
[32:50] ari
    For now, let's figure out what to do with the
    student address and the graduates' reply speech.
[32:53] gero
    Yeah.
[32:59] yu
    It hurts to be around my senpais.
[33:03] yu
    I wish graduation...
[33:04] man
    ...would never, ever come!
[33:07] man
    Listen to them all!
    Graduation this, graduation that!
SIGN    Botan Yuzuru
[33:11] man
    What's so great about
    graduation ceremonies? Huh?!
[33:15] yu
    I hear you.
[33:18] man
    What?!
[33:18] yu
    I know how you feel.
[33:36] ryu
    Okay, let's decide it
    with rock-paper-scissors.
[33:39] gero
    Certainly.
[33:40] naru
    Let's try it.
[33:42] trio
    Scissors, paper, rock!
[33:44] trio
    Rock! Rock! Rock!
[33:45] ari
    Just three days left...
[33:48] yu
    Oh, until the graduation ceremony?
[33:49] kinu
    It sure sneaks up on you, huh?
[33:53] en
    I'd prefer to get it over with
    sooner rather than later...
[33:55] en
    Wonder what'll happen when it's over.
[33:57] kusa
    Nothing.
[34:00] kusa
    Nothing will change.
[34:02] kusa
    It can't possibly change.
SIGN    132nd   Graduation Ceremony   Binan High School
[34:13] boy
    Senpai, you've helped me
    out so much. Thank you!
[34:17] sen
    Keep up the hard work,
    even with us gone, okay?
[34:20] boy
    Okay!
[34:21] sen
    These three years went by so fast.
[34:24] sen
    Seriously. It feels exciting
    and sad, all at once.
[34:31] taw
    This peaceful weather is perfect
    for a graduation ceremony.
[34:34] taw
    Don't you agree, Mr. Principal?
[34:35] prin
    I do agree.
[34:37] prin
    Mr. Tawarayama, have you grown
    more youthful than before?
[34:42] prin
    Just a little while ago, you were like
    a dead fish or a rotted-out tree...
[34:46] taw
    Do I look that much better?
[34:49] pri
    Yes...
[34:52] ko
    So... S-Senpai, th-this might
    be a bit early, but...
[34:57] ko
    C-Can I have your second jacket button?
[35:00] sen
    Second button?
[35:02] ko
    I might not get a chance
    to ask after the ceremony...
[35:05] ko
    But I want a memento of you.
[35:08] ko
    I'll treasure it forever!
[35:09] ko
    I want it, too!
[35:11] sen
    Gosh...
[35:12] botan
    Give me a damn break!
[35:15] botan
    To hell with graduation ceremonies!
[35:17] botan
    To hell with jacket buttons!
[35:18] botan
    To hell with the senpai-kouhai relationship!
[35:20] botan
    All of you, die!
[35:28] kusa
    What's going on?
[35:31] kusa
    Conquest!
[35:36] kusa
    The Golden Chevalier, shining in radiance!
[35:39] kusa
    Aurite!
[35:43] kusa
    The Silver Chevalier, rustling young leaves!
[35:46] kusa
    Argent!
[35:51] kusa
    The Pearl Chevalier, making flowers bloom!
[35:53] kusa
    Perlite!
[35:55] kusa
    We are the rulers of this blue world...
[35:58] kusa
    Caerula Adamas!
[36:01] kusa
    We shall not allow you
    to disrupt life on campus!
[36:06] bot
    You're the Caerula Adamas!
[36:08] bot
    Damn you!
[36:13] gero
    Go!
[36:16] kura
    Take this!
[36:22] kusa
    Where did he go?
[36:23] kinu
    Kin-chan!
[36:24] kinu
    Leave this to us!
[36:27] kinu
    You should prioritize your roles
    as student council members.
[36:31] ari
    You're sure we can leave it to you?
[36:33] en
    If you can't, just give up.
[36:35] ari
    That was an easy agreement.
[36:37] kusa
    Understood. At-chan, we're counting on you.
[36:39] kinu
    Right.
[36:40] kinu
    Let's go, everyone!
[36:41] ---
    Yeah!
[36:50] bot
    Graduation, initiation, congratulation...
    They can all go to hell!
[36:55] bot
    Tomorrow, you'll still be the same
[36:57] bot
    lazy idiots you were yesterday and today!
[37:04] zun
    From what I've been told,
[37:05] zun
    a "graduation ceremony" is a
    ritual wherein the conclusion
[37:09] zun
    of one's course of study is acknowledged,
    and maturation and achievements are praised.
[37:13] dada
    Talk about conceited!
[37:15] dada
    It's ridiculous, isn't it, big bro?
[37:17] zun
    Enough of this mutual admiration society!
[37:19] zun
    We, the Zundar-Dadacha Brothers,
    are the ones truly deserving of praise!
[37:22] zun
    If you can't understand that, we will
    demonstrate our fraternal power to you now!
[37:27] zun
    Go, Second Button Monster!
[37:30] bot
    I'll never let you graduate!
[37:33] yu
    That's enough! I can't believe
    there are still monsters around!
[37:37] ryu
    But why are they still around?
[37:39] naru
    I'm pretty sure the Beppu
    Brothers reformed, so...
[37:43] en
    You two... the Teeny-Tiny Brothers!
[37:45] zun
    Don't just give us...
[37:47] dada
    ...some random name!
[37:48] atsu
    Didn't they go home reformed?
[37:50] en
    Things got a little crazy back there...
[37:53] en
    I actually don't remember how it ended.
[37:55] ryu
    How'd it go, again?
[37:56] naru
    How did it go, indeed?
[37:58] zun
    We pretended to reform and return home,
[38:01] zun
    while secretly waiting
    for a chance for revenge!
[38:05] dada
    It was so cold. We were so hungry...
[38:09] dada
    Days of sleeping under eaves
    and porches, enduring typhoons,
[38:12] dada
    with just a single newspaper between us...
[38:15] zun
    Say no more, Dadacha.
[38:17] dada
    Brother!
[38:18] dad
    We bore the unbearable!
[38:19] zun
    Endured the unendurable!
[38:21] both
    We are the Teeny-Tiny Brothers!
[38:23] both
    Our victory is nigh!
[38:25] yu
    Hey, they adopted the name I gave them.
[38:27] wom
    Everyone!
[38:29] wom
    Love Making into the Battle Lovers!
[38:33] yumoto
    Love Making!
[39:01] yumoto
    The Sparkling Prince!
[39:03] yumoto
    Battle Lover Scarlet!
[39:06] en
    Love Making.
[39:17] en
    The Flashing Prince!
[39:19] en
    Battle Lover Cerulean!
[39:21] atsu
    Love Making!
[39:31] atsu
    The Piercing Prince!
[39:33] atsu
    Battle Lover Epinard!
[39:36] io
    Love Making.
[39:46] io
    The Roaring Prince!
[39:48] io
    Battle Lover Sulfur!
[39:51] ryuu
    Love Making!
[40:01] ryuu
    The Thrilling Prince!
[40:03] ryuu
    Battle Lover Vesta!
[40:05] ryuu
    This love-filled planet will
    not abide those who lack love!
[40:09] ryuu
    Those who wield loveless
    power must kneel before love!
[40:13] ryuu
    Love is power!
[40:14] ryuu
    Love is hope!
[40:16] ryuu
    Be born for love!
[40:17] ryuu
    Give your life for love!
[40:19] ryuu
    Love!
[40:20] ryuu
    We are, forever, the heirs
    to the throne of love...
[40:23] ryuu
    Battle Lovers!
[40:25] ryuu
    Feel the power...
[40:27] ryuu
    Of love!
[40:30] dada
    There you are, Battle Lovers!
[40:32] zun
    Finish them!
[40:34] bot
    Fools, trying to stop my attempt
    to stop the graduation ceremony!
[40:37] bot
    Take this!
[40:40] ryu
    Hurts!
[40:41] naru
    It does hurt more than you'd expect it to!
[40:43] kinu
    And so many buttons...
[40:45] en
    Where did he get them all?
[40:47] bot
    These are all the buttons
    no one ever asked for!
[40:52] bot
    The buttons of tragic students
    who had to leave the school
[40:55] bot
    without any kouhai talking to them
    or asking for their buttons!
[40:59] bot
    The buttons hurt in proportion to
    the tears that were shed over them!
[41:03] ryu
    You're talking about a petty grudge.
[41:04] ryu
    "I'm pissy because no one
    paid attention to me."
[41:08] en
    It has nothing to do with graduation
    ceremonies or personal virtue.
[41:11] bot
    Shut up! Grudges rock!
[41:19] bot
    What?
[41:25] yu
    Brothers-senpai!
[41:33] yu
    The twin stars shining in the heavens!
[41:35] yu
    Salty Sol!
[41:37] yu
    Melty Luna!
[41:40] yu
    Galaxy Idols, the VEPPer!
[41:43] dada
    You're going to transform without MC Dadacha?
[41:46] haru
    We can't remain reliant on an MC forever.
[41:49] aki
    We're going to set our own
    stage for ourselves, Dadacha.
[41:53] dada
    How admirable!
[41:54] dada
    I mean... how ungrateful!
[41:56] dada
    Second Button Monster, punish those two!
[41:59] bot
    Done and done!
[42:05] bot
    Are graduation ceremonies
    really that important?
[42:08] haru
    Yes, they are!
[42:09] bot
    Why? Because of your senpais?
[42:12] aki
    Not just that!
[42:13] aki
    We also want to show the visiting
    guests how we're doing, too!
[42:16] aki
    Because we owe them!
[42:22] bot
    That's even more annoying!
[42:24] bot
    To hell with personal growth!
    To hell with people you care about!
[42:35] bot
    The finish!
[42:38] yu
    Brothers-senpai!
[42:42] yu
    What gives you the right to stop this?
[42:45] yu
    Don't you realize graduation
    ceremonies are important?
[42:47] bot
    I decide what's important and what's not!
[42:50] yu
    You can decide for yourself
    what's important to you,
[42:54] yu
    but not to other people!
[42:56] bot
    Then let me ask you this!
[42:57] bot
    You say everyday hard work and obeying the
    rules every day are the most important things!
[43:01] bot
    So what's the point of
    having a special ceremony?
[43:06] bot
    Isn't the real meaning to be found
    in doing the same thing every day?
[43:11] yu
    You're right...
[43:12] atsu
    Oh, no! Yumoto's being out-debated!
[43:15] bot
    When all's said and done,
[43:17] bot
    graduation ceremonies are
    absolutely meaningless!
[43:26] all
    Yumoto!
[43:28] zun
    We did it!
[43:28] dada
    We did it! We did it!
[43:32] yu
    Scarlet Love Lumiere!
[43:37] atsu
    Why?
[43:37] wom
    Yumoto-san's power comes from
    his declarations of love!
[43:42] wom
    Now he's lost that,
[43:44] wom
    he's lost his power as
    Battle Lover Scarlet, too!
[43:47] all
    Wh-What did you say?!
[43:49] bot
    What's wrong, Battle Lover Scarlet?
[43:55] all
    Yumoto!
[43:56] wom
    Why, after loving down so
    many monsters in the past,
[44:00] wom
    is he failing now?
[44:02] gora
    I know how Yumoto feels.
[44:05] wom
    What did you say?
[44:06] gora
    Yumoto empathizes with the monster.
SIGN    Guest
[44:09] gora
    That's why he can't bring
    himself to attack it.
[44:12] wom
    Empathizes?
[44:13] wom
    How could he feel the same
    way the monster does?
[44:16] gora
    Because...
[44:18] gora
    He doesn't want the graduation
    ceremony to happen, either!
[44:23] yu
    I... I don't want the graduation
    ceremony to happen.
[44:35] naru
    Yumoto loved out?
[44:37] ryu
    What are you doing? Get a grip!
[44:39] yu
    Not being able to be happy for
    En-chan-senpai and Atsushi-senpai's graduation...
[44:43] yu
    Taking the side of a monster...
[44:46] yu
    I'm a failure as a Battle Lover.
[44:49] yu
    To be honest, I don't care
    about the graduation ceremony.
[44:54] yu
    To be even more honest,
    I wish they'd call it off.
[45:04] all
    Love Out.
[45:10] yu
    Senpais?
[45:11] yu
    Brothers-san?
[45:14] en
    You're right. I was feeling the same way.
[45:16] atsu
    Yeah.
[45:19] haru
    He got us.
[45:20] aki
    Hit the nail on the head.
[45:23] yu
    No! It's not for reasons like you guys,
[45:26] yu
    because it's annoying or
    I don't want to bother...
[45:29] yu
    My reason... My reason is much more selfish!
[45:32] yu
    Because I want to stay in the
    Defense Club with you guys forever!
[45:37] yu
    That's why!
[45:38] yu
    I'm sorry!
[45:40] bot
    The team's broken up, and now
    you've lost your will to fight?
[45:43] bot
    Now, die!
[45:47] all
    Yumoto!
[45:49] yu
    Senpais!
[45:50] gora
    Yumoto! The others!
[45:52] wom
    Go no further!
[45:54] gora
    Why?
[45:55] wom
    This matter must be resolved
    by the Battle Lovers!
[45:59] wom
    What is real love?
[46:00] wom
    If they cannot discover that for themselves,
[46:03] wom
    then no matter how you aid them,
    they will never defeat that monster!
[46:08] wom
    And, Maximum Gora...
[46:12] wom
    Your love is in letting things go.
[46:15] gora
    I see.
[46:17] gora
    Yumoto...
[46:18] dada
    They appear to be utterly helpless.
[46:20] both
    Dadacha!
[46:21] both
    Zundar!
[46:23] dada
    Now we can go home with heads held high!
[46:25] zun
    VEPPer, do you see which
    side is stronger now?
[46:28] dada
    Now, come rejoin TV Universe
    and we'll start over again!
[46:34] haru
    No way! We refuse!
[46:35] aki
    We'll never do as you say ever again!
[46:38] dada
    What?!
[46:40] haru
    Dadacha, we're grateful to you.
[46:42] haru
    But we need to go even further than before.
[46:46] aki
    We can't move forward if
    we're trapped in the past.
[46:49] haru
    That's why we...
[46:50] aki
    ...are saying goodbye to you!
[47:00] bot
    Finished already, are you?
[47:04] yu
    The fun times in the club room.
[47:08] yu
    The kindness of my senpais!
[47:12] yu
    The struggles of the Battle Lovers!
[47:16] atsu
    Yumoto?
[47:18] yu
    The love we inspired in each other!
[47:21] all
    The love we inspired in each other!
[47:28] yu
    The spirits that would never be broken!
[47:31] all
    The spirits that would never be broken!
[47:38] yu
    Defense Club forever!
[47:41] all
    Forever!
[47:43] yu
    Congratulation on your graduation, senpais.
[47:46] yu
    Thanks for everything.
[47:47] yu
    It's sad to say goodbye,
[47:50] yu
    but in exchange,
[47:51] yu
    we'll be gaining a new future
    that spreads out wide before us.
[47:57] yu
    Love Congratulation!
[48:05] bot
    Such optimistic words!
[48:08] bot
    I was so focused on the graduation ceremony,
[48:10] bot
    I forgot what lay beyond!
[48:12] bot
    So this is... love!
[48:22] wom
    They purged the monster without even
    transforming into the Battle Lovers?
[48:26] wom
    What a miracle!
[48:28] wom
    This is the true power of love!
[48:30] yu
    Love Graduation!
[48:33] atsu
    Yumoto! Ryu! Io!
[48:35] en
    Thanks for everything.
[48:37] atsu
    We'll work hard, so you
    keep up the hard work, too.
[48:40] all
    Right!
[48:45] kusa
    Today, we experience the
    ritual of graduation.
[48:49] kusa
    To be perfectly honest,
[48:51] kusa
    we will not see tremendous changes in
    ourselves when this ceremony concludes.
[48:56] ---
    But there is one thing I know for certain:
[49:00] ---
    I will remember this day
    for the rest of my life.
[49:05] ---
    And whenever I'm feeling frustrated or sad,
[49:10] ---
    I'll remember my friends' faces
[49:12] ---
    and feel empowered once again.
SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol)
[49:26] en
    Well, that's over.
    I hate sitting still for so long.
[49:30] ari
    Defense Club, have you seen Zundar around?
[49:33] aki
    Has anyone seen Dadacha?
[49:35] yumo
    Actually, Wom-san's not here, either...
SIGN    To Everyone
[49:38] en
    What's this?
[49:40] atsu
    A letter?
[49:42] wom
    Battle Lovers... Rather, members
    of the Earth Defense Club...
[49:47] wom
    By the time you read this,
[49:50] wom
    I will likely be completing the
    preparations for my return home.
[49:54] wom
    Now that Earth is filled with love,
[49:57] wom
    I must move on to a different planet.
[50:01] wom
    There are still many planets in the universe
[50:06] wom
    filled with hatred, fear, and indifference.
[50:08] wom
    It seems my retirement
    is still a long way off.
[50:12] zun
    Let us out! Let us out!
[50:13] wom
    If, in the future,
[50:14] wom
    the Earth is threatened by
    another loveless something,
[50:19] wom
    I hope you will all think back on the days
[50:23] wom
    you spent as heirs to the throne of love.
[51:01] all
    Wom-san!
[51:03] yu
    Wom-san!
[51:06] wom
    Everyone!
[51:08] yu
    What's wrong with you? How could
    you just sneak away like that?
[51:12] en
    You could stay another
    day or two, couldn't you?
[51:16] atsu
    H-Here! Your favorite, spinach curry!
[51:20] ryu
    You'll come again, won't you?
     You will, won't you?
[51:22] naru
    Stay in touch! I'll keep my schedule open!
[51:25] wom
    Thank you!
[51:26] yu
    Wom-san, thanks for all the cuddles!
[51:29] yu
    I'll never forget the cuddles we shared!
[51:31] wom
    I'll never forget, either!
[51:35] wom
    All of you...
[51:37] wom
    Heirs to the throne of love...
[51:39] wom
    Be well!
[52:29] {song
    As we spent our days doing trivial things
[52:39] {song
    I guess we always knew this day would come
[52:50] {song
    No matter how much everything else changes
[52:55] {song
    We've created something 
    that won't ever change
[53:00] {song
    Which means we can walk forward, 
    always knowing the way
[53:11] {song
    When you walk down that long staircase,
    you must never look back
[53:22] {song
    Let's take a step into a new future
[53:27] {song
    Embracing love
[53:35] {song
    The love born to my heart and yours
[53:46] {song
    It still connects us, powerfully
[53:51] {song
    So wipe away your tears
[53:56] {song
    This massive, massive future 
    opens up ahead of us
[54:10] {song
    I won't ever feel lonely
[54:15] {song
    Because we're connected by love
[54:41] {song
    The love born to my heart and yours
[54:52] {song
    It still connects us, powerfully
[54:57] {song
    So wipe away your tears
[55:03] {song
    Let's open up the massive, 
    massive future ahead
[55:16] {song
    Once we've exchanged all our words of thanks
[55:22] {song
    We'll walk on, with love