7 - Love, Training Camp, and Toothbrushes Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) SIGN    Binan High School Sakashita [00:08] yumoto     The other guys sure are late! [00:10] en     What's with his outfit? [00:13] atsu     Makes it hard to shout, "Sorry     for the wait!" and run up to him. [00:15] ryuu     He's a grade schooler. A grade schooler     who can't wait to get to the ocean. [00:18] io     Actually, you can't ride a train     without a shirt on, can you? [00:22] io     It's criminal indecent exposure. [00:24] ryuu     We don't have a choice. Let's get him dressed. [00:28] yumoto     You're late, senpai! [00:30] en     No, we've been here a while. [00:32] en     We just didn't have the     courage to call out to you. [00:35] ryuu     Anyway, put something on. [00:37] atsu     By the way, where's Wombat? [00:39] wombat     My, my! Sorry for the wait, everyone! [00:42] en     Oh, he's here. [00:43] yumoto     Wom-san! [00:44] atsu     Even in this heat, you want to handle him? [00:47] yumoto     The urge to cuddle isn't restricted by the season! [00:51] atsu     That sounds rough. SIGN    Love, Training Camp, and Toothbrushes [02:34] yumoto     So good! Kakinotane are so good! [02:38] atsu     It's been hot every day.     Will Mr. Tawarayama be okay? [02:41] wom     Of course, that's why I brought him. [02:44] ryuu     The FX again? [02:45] io     No, I'm checking out an online lodging service. [02:49] io     You should be able to get a discount     if you register your email address. [02:53] ryuu     That's our Io. [02:54] en     Remind me. [02:56] en     Why did we end up going to a training     camp in this terrible heat, again? [03:00] atsu     Hey, come on. SIGN    Active Summer     Travel! [03:04] en     Hey. Let's go to the ocean. [03:07] both     Ocean! [03:10] en     Oh, really? I proposed it? [03:12] yumoto     What's wrong with a training camp? [03:15] yumoto     It's the ocean! The ocean! [03:16] atsu     There'll be a hot spring there, too. [03:18] ryuu     No female presence, though. [03:20] gero     The peasants do love their trains, don't they? [03:22] gero     But a limousine is so much more luxurious. [03:24] ari     I think they take trains because they don't     have limousines, not because they like it. [03:28] gero     Really? [03:29] gero     But I still don't like traveling by train. [03:33] gero     What about you, President? [03:34] kusa     I have no objection to traveling by train. [03:37] kusa     However, it should at least be chartered. [03:40] gero     That's right. [03:41] gero     Would you like some special selection Kakinotane? [03:44] kusa     I would. [03:46] yumoto     Ocean! [03:49] yumoto     It's the ocean! The ocean! [03:50] ryuu     We know. You don't have to shout. [03:53] en     Well, you've got the blinding     sun and the white sand, but... [03:57] en     Is it just my imagination,     or is something a bit odd? [04:03] ryuu     It's all dudes. [04:05] io     You're right. Why is it all men here? [04:08] en     Is this actually "that kind of place"? [04:11] yumoto     What's "that kind of place"? [04:12] en     Hey, Atsushi. You're the one     who chose this place, right? [04:15] yumoto     You were? [04:17] atsu     Well, see... [04:19] atsu     Let's see. Danran Beach... Danran Beach... [04:23] atsu     "Danran" as in "happy family" Beach... [04:26] atsu     I was sure it was in this area... [04:27] macho     Hey, buddy! [04:29] macho     Are you looking for a beach? [04:31] atsu     Uh, yeah. [04:32] macho     Let me show you! [04:36] atsu     Th-Thank you... SIGN    Welcome to Danran (Wild Man) Beach [04:40] atsu     It was the wrong Danran... [04:42] en     Be aware of this stuff. [04:43] atsu     Sorry. [04:44] io     The name by itself sounds very family-oriented. [04:46] ryuu     No wonder it lacks in female presence. [04:49] yumoto     So? What's wrong with this place? [04:52] yumoto     There's not too many people,     and the ocean is beautiful! [04:54] wom     My first trip to the ocean! [04:57] wom     It's a wonderful beach, isn't it? [05:15] yumoto     Ocean! [05:17] gero     This would be the perfect resort,     if not for all that vulgar noise. [05:21] gero     It's a shame, isn't it? [05:23] kusa     Clear the mind of mundane thoughts, [05:25] kusa     and you can block out even the basest of noises. [05:28] ari     That's our Kinshiro. [05:29] ari     You're strict with yourself even at a resort, eh? [05:31] [SONG] sign      Ice Beach Shop Danran Takoyaki, Yakisoba, Frankfurters [05:37] macho     Hey, buddy, you sure can put     'em down! Wanna try for another? [05:40] tawara     Let's go! Let's go! [05:41] tawra     And another for my wombat! [05:43] wom     Squeak! Squeak! [05:45] macho     So cute! [05:47] yumoto     I want to cuddle him, too... [05:49] host     Hello there. [05:51] host     Well, cutie pie, have you decided on your order? [05:55] yumoto     Wow! You're so cool, Miss... [05:59] yumoto     Umm... Mister? [06:00] host     "Miss" is just fine. [06:02] yumoto     Got it! Then I'll have a rainbow frappé, Miss! [06:06] host     And is that all? [06:07] yumoto     Yeah! [06:08] host     We've got many far more amazing things. [06:12] host     Far more amazing. [06:13] yumoto     Really?! [06:15] ryuu     Is it okay to leave them like that? [06:18] en     My instincts are telling me     not to go near that place. [06:22] atsu     En-chan, I think you could fit right in. [06:25] io     You can make a favorable impression by     offering things at below market value. [06:28] atsu     Anyway, are you guys hungry? [06:30] en     Yeah. Let's go to the inn. SIGN    Inn Tamakuro Bath [06:35] yumoto     Tamakuro Bath? [06:36] ryuu     I'm getting an incredible sense of déjà vu. [06:38] yumoto     Yeah. It looks just like the Kurotama Bath! [06:41] atsu     This was the only place     with vacancies this weekend. [06:44] en     This doesn't feel fresh at all. [06:46] io     Are they cutting corners? [06:47] atsu     Don't say that! [06:51] wom     Well, shall we get going? [06:56] yumoto     Sleepover! [06:57] yumoto     We owe you for a night's stay and a meal! [07:00] en     Not bad, eh? [07:01] ryuu     But isn't it a bit small for all of us? [07:03] io     No. We'll only be sleeping here,     so it should be fine. [07:06] en     Yeah. [07:12] kusa     Not bad, I'd say. [07:13] ari     I'm sorry it's so small.     It's the only room they had left. [07:16] gero     We each have our own bedroom, right? [07:18] ari     Of course. [07:19] gero     Then there's no problem! SIGN    Men SIGN    Large     Bath [07:23] en     Nothing new here, either. [07:25] io     In fact, it's exactly what we always do. [07:27] ryuu     Doesn't feel like we've traveled at all. [07:29] atsu     Sorry. [07:31] en     It's not your fault, Atsushi. [07:32] io     This actually makes it more relaxing. [07:34] ryuu     Isn't it funny how similar it looks? [07:36] en     There may even be other similarities. [07:38] yumoto     If I open this door... [07:40] yumoto     Maybe my brother Goro will be there! [07:42] atsu     No way. [07:43] yumoto     There! [07:45] yumoto     Wow! [07:46] yumoto     An open-air bath! [07:47] wom     What?! [07:50] en     An unexpected development. [07:51] atsu     Want to check it out? [07:52] en     Of course. [07:54] en     This is nice! [07:55] ryuu     They should have a sign out for this. [08:01] io     Everyone! [08:03] io     There's been an incident. [08:04] yumoto     A murder?! [08:06] atsu     Now, now. This isn't Detective C*nan. [08:08] yumoto     I guess... [08:09] io     Someone has used my toothbrush! [08:14] ryuu     Toothbrush? [08:15] io     Yes. [08:16] io     My toothbrush! [08:26] io     This is a criminal act. [08:29] io     It can be called nothing but a criminal act! [08:32] io     This was no mistake. [08:34] io     Someone used my toothbrush on purpose! [08:37] en     No, no, it was probably just a mistake. [08:40] ryuu     That's right. You're overthinking it, Io. [08:42] io     Are you sure? [08:44] io     If any of you were in my position right now, [08:46] io     you would be able to understand this     unparalleled feeling of discomfort! [08:50] io     Try to imagine it. [08:52] io     Someone has intentionally used your toothbrush. [08:55] io     What's more, they didn't even wash it afterwards. [08:57] io     They treated it coarsely, as if they wanted     the victim to discover the signs of its use! [09:01] atsu     I probably wouldn't like that. [09:02] en     Yeah, I wouldn't like it. [09:04] ryuu     There are only men here, after all. [09:06] wom     It wasn't me! [09:08] en     What's with the sudden flag? [09:10] wom     I'm merely telling the truth. [09:12] wom     First of all, I'd never do such a monstrous     thing with Mr. Tawarayama right here. [09:17] atsu     But you're just controlling him, aren't you? [09:19] tawara     I am absolutely not being controlled. [09:21] en     You're a corpse. [09:22] wom     I told you, he's not dead yet! [09:24] yumoto     I use an electric frog toothbrush! [09:27] io     Are you people trying to change the subject? [09:29] atsu     I haven't brushed my teeth yet. [09:31] ryuu     Same. [09:32] en     Me, either. [09:34] io     Very well. [09:35] io     Then, everyone face me and go, "Hah!" [09:39] io     "Hah!" [09:40] yumoto     Hah? [09:41] io     If you've brushed your teeth, [09:43] io     there should still be the faint scent     of toothpaste on your breath! [09:46] ryuu     That makes sense. [09:47] en     But why do you care so much if     a toothbrush or two gets used? [09:51] yumoto     I agree! [09:53] ryuu     But don't you see why     Io would feel conflicted? [09:56] ryuu     Someone used his toothbrush on purpose. [09:58] ryuu     It's like getting tricked into an indirect kiss. [10:00] yumoto     Oh, that's like when you secretly play     the recorder of someone you like, right? [10:05] io     Yes. That's exactly it. [10:07] atsu     That really would be rough. [10:09] io     It is very rough! [10:11] io     Especially if the criminal     turns out to be one of us here! [10:17] en     Really? [10:18] en     I wouldn't care that much, personally. [10:21] io     Yufuin-senpai. [10:22] io     I've noticed that all this time, [10:25] io     you've been trying to shrug this     problem off as much as possible. [10:29] io     Are you afraid of something     coming out if you're questioned? [10:33] en     Huh? Hey, what's with this vibe? [10:37] en     You're acting like I secretly used Naruko's toothbrush [10:40] en     and now I'm over the moon about it or something. [10:42] wom     It's not unthinkable. [10:45] wom     My observations tell me that you're a person [10:48] wom     who could be classified as a     loose individual in many respects. [10:53] wom     Particularly in regard to morality. [10:55] en     Hey, now. This is getting weird. [10:58] atsu     Of course, if En-chan could be called gray, [11:01] atsu     Ryuu isn't exactly pure white, either. [11:03] ryuu     Me? [11:04] atsu     Ryuu, you claim to love women, [11:06] atsu     but I've never actually seen     you with a woman before. [11:09] atsu     Let's be honest. You like Io, right? [11:12] ryuu     Gross! [11:13] ryuu     It's gross when you put it that way. [11:15] ryuu     I consider Io my buddy, so he's, I mean... [11:20] ryuu     It's not that kind of... [11:21] io     Ryuu... Was it you? [11:25] ryuu     Io... [11:27] ryuu     Okay, this really is getting weird! [11:30] ryuu     Do something, Yumoto! [11:32] yumoto     I don't see why it matters     whose toothbrush you use! [11:35] io     Stop passing the conversation to Yumoto. [11:38] io     We're getting off topic! [11:39] ryuu     Sorry. [11:40] atsu     Anyway, the question is, can we assume     that someone among us has eyes for Io? [11:46] en     You can sum it up like that,     but you're a suspect, too, Atsushi. [11:51] ryuu     That's true. [11:52] ryuu     Kinugawa-senpai, I've seen you     look at Io in a rather odd way before. [11:55] atsu     No, no, no, no... [12:00] yumoto     I'm pruning. Can we get out now? [12:04] en     Good idea. [12:08] en     They're rather close... the futons. [12:10] atsu     Yeah. [12:11] atsu     I don't know about sleeping this close     to you guys under these circumstances... [12:15] ryuu     Why are you acting like a victim here? [12:18] ryuu     Yufuin-senpai, Kinugawa-senpai,     you're both incredibly gray individuals. [12:21] io     That's right. [12:24] yumoto     But we can't sleep yet, huh? [12:27] yumoto     We should keep having fun! [12:28] yumoto     Like a pillow fight, or a test of courage! [12:31] yumoto     It's a training camp! We've gotta do it! [12:32] ryuu     You really are a grade schooler. [12:34] en     It amazes me that you can think about     having fun in these circumstances. [12:39] yumoto     Well, shall we start with the test of courage? [12:42] io     We didn't even have a     conversation, let alone a debate. [12:46] en     Yeah. [12:48] yumoto     Pass through the forest next to the inn. [12:50] yumoto     That lit-up tree is the goal! [12:54] yumoto     Everyone, do you have your map     and flashlights from the inn? [12:58] all     Yes. [13:00] atsu     We're really doing this, huh? [13:02] en     We've got lights, after all. [13:03] ryuu     Well, I don't think I could sleep with     that weird feeling hanging over us anyway. [13:07] io     I absolutely can't sleep. [13:08] io     Not until I find the culprit     who used my toothbrush. [13:12] en     But when you think about it, [13:14] en     should we have a test of courage     in these circumstances? [13:17] io     What do you mean? [13:18] en     Well, it happens a lot, you know? [13:28] en     That kind of thing. [13:30] io     I see. [13:31] ryuu     I'm not gonna hug anyone! [13:33] yumoto     Okay, let's get started! [13:35] io     Listen to what we're saying here! [13:36] atsu     Saying that to Yumoto won't do any good. [13:39] en     True. [13:45] gero     The beachside this afternoon... [13:47] gero     Is there really nothing we can do about it? [13:49] kuso     If it bothers you that much, [13:51] kuso     shall I talk to the owners and     buy up the surrounding beaches? [13:55] ari     Strong words, those are. [13:57] ari     Shall we get out of the     bath and have some tea? [14:04] atsu     It's pitch black, huh? [14:05] en     Atsushi. You're too close. [14:08] atsu     Sorry. I just got scared. [14:10] en     So he says, but I bet he got close on purpose. [14:13] atsu     Is En-chan being overly aware of my presence? [14:18] atsu     Wh-What?! [14:20] en     Sorry, I tripped over a rock. [14:23] en     Hey, Atsushi, are you eating properly? [14:26] en     Your waist is really thin. [14:28] atsu     My waist is thin? [14:30] atsu     En-chan, you really are... [14:32] en     Crap... [14:33] en     I totally should not have said that... [14:41] ryuu     Woah, scary. [14:43] ryuu     It really does feel like a ghost will show up. [14:45] io     Living people are far scarier. [14:47] io     They do things like using people's toothbrushes. [14:49] ryuu     Yeah, but still... [14:50] ryuu     I really don't handle this kind of thing well. [14:53] io     He's sticking so close to me... [14:56] io     Is Ryuu's womanizing just camouflage, after all? [15:00] ryuu     If only I were with a cute girl here... [15:03] ryuu     But then I'd want her doing this to me... [15:08] ari     Hey, I know. You want to try taking a shortcut? [15:11] ari     Huh? Kinshiro? Akoya? [15:15] [SONG] sign     Private Property     Keep Out     -Danran Resort [15:21] yumoto     Feels good! [15:23] yumoto     The cuddles that you have regardless of     who might be watching are so amazing. [15:28] wom     Th-That was awful... You beast! [15:31] yumoto     I cuddle when I want to! [15:33] yumoto     That's the condition for joining     the Battle Lovers, isn't it? [15:36] wom     I never agreed to that. [15:38] yumoto     Now, let's go! [15:39] wom     How self-serving you are... [15:48] yumoto     He's gone. [15:50] yumoto     Hey! Where are you? [15:53] yumoto     I'm gonna leave you behind! [15:55] gero     Could it be... [15:57] gero     that I'm lost? [15:59] gero     Arima will make fun of me... [16:03] kusa     I've been careless. [16:06] kusa     How could I fall behind the other two? [16:11] wom     I must have lost consciousness... [16:14] wom     M-Mr. Tawarayama?! [16:18] wom     Where did you go?! [16:20] tam     Where am I? And in a yukata, at that? [16:23] tam     I'm sure I was just preparing tests at school... [16:27] atsu     Huh? I thought I saw a flash. [16:30] en     Probably a camera. [16:32] en     I had my suspicions about him. [16:34] atsu     Who? [16:36] en     The toothbrush incident, this development... [16:38] en     It's all seemed too odd to me. [16:40] atsu     It's true that this sort of thing     would never happen normally. [16:43] en     Which means... [16:45] atsu     Wombat... [16:46] en     Let's take him to task. [16:51] taw     What's going on?! [16:57] taw     Wh-Why is this happening? [17:01] io     Did you hear something? [17:02] ryuu     Behind us, right? [17:04] io     Yes. [17:05] ryuu     A m-molester? [17:06] io     Why would you think that? [17:08] ryuu     Well, there was that "unique" beach back there... [17:11] ryuu     And we're pretty hot guys, you know? [17:13] io     Well, I suppose if I had to classify us,     we'd be on the hot side. [17:16] ryuu     Right? [17:17] ryuu     So it must have been the molester     who used your toothbrush. [17:21] ryuu     It's obvious that no one in our group     would do something like that! [17:24] io     You have a point. [17:26] ryuu     Let's catch him and take him to task! [17:28] io     Good idea. [17:29] taw     Was I dead, perhaps? [17:32] taw     My body feels rather numb,     there's not much feeling... [17:36] taw     S-Someone save me! [17:44] en     Okay, on three. [17:47] atsu     Yeah. [17:51] ryuu     Okay, on three. [17:54] io     Right. [17:55] both     One, two... [17:56] all     Three! [18:06] io     Did you catch the molester? [18:11] ryuu     Why are you guys here? [18:12] gero     Who are you calling a molester? [18:15] gero     And you're heavy! [18:17] en     Mr. President. [18:19] en     You smell nice. Fresh out of the bath? [18:22] kusa     Remove yourself from me at once! [18:24] en     Sure, sorry. [18:28] atsu     You okay? [18:32] kusa     Aside from an extreme feeling of discomfort. [18:37] io     Can you stand? [18:39] gero     I'm fine. [18:42] io     There's a leaf stuck on you. [18:45] ryuu     Why are you turning red? [18:47] gero     Sh-Shut up! [18:49] atsu     What are you doing here? [18:51] kusa     What are you all doing here? [18:53] en     Defense Club training camp. [18:55] kusa     I wasn't asking you! [18:57] ari     Huh? [18:58] ari     What's all this? [19:00] ari     What are you all doing here together? [19:01] kusa     Never mind. It's all meaningless. [19:03] kusa     I don't want to think about it. [19:05] kusa     I'm erasing it from my memory. [19:07] gero     Hey, President, wait for us! [19:10] ari     I have no idea what's going on, but bye! [19:12] io     What are they doing here? [19:14] atsu     It's a mystery. [19:16] en     There was a weird vibe to those guys, too. [19:20] yumoto     Everyone's taking so long! [19:22] yumoto     Even Wom-san ran away. [19:24] yumoto     Nothing to do. [19:26] atsu     I really do suspect Wombat, though. [19:28] en     He's an alien, after all. [19:30] ryuu     I'm still pushing the molester theory. [19:32] io     Rejected. [19:33] ryuu     Huh? [19:35] yumoto     I've been waiting forever! [19:37] ryuu     Sorry, sorry. [19:38] atsu     A lot of things happened. [19:43] taw     Are those my students? [19:46] taw     Hey! [19:55] yumoto     A monster! [19:57] yumoto     Let's Love Making! [20:00] yumoto     We are the heirs to the throne of love! [20:03] five     Battle Lovers! [20:05] yumoto     Feel the power... [20:07] five     Of love! [20:10] yumoto     Take this, monster! [20:25] wom     No! Don't do that! [20:27] yumoto     Love Attack! [20:38] taw     What's going on?! [20:49] yumoto     Huh? Mr. Tawarayama? [20:52] io     So it wasn't a monster? [20:54] ryuu     I guess Tawarayama was the monster. [20:56] atsu     To be honest, it was so dark,     I couldn't really see... [20:59] en     We kinda got carried away there. [21:01] wom     Tawarayama-san! Are you okay? [21:03] en     It's fine. He was dead already anyway. [21:06] atsu     Was this your doing? [21:08] io     If you're going to scare us,     at least do it properly. [21:10] wom     Um... [21:11] ryuu     Say "boo" or something. [21:13] io     That's too old-fashioned. [21:15] ryuu     It was just one example! [21:17] yumoto     I'm so sleepy. Let's go home. [21:21] ryuu     You're the one who wanted     to do the test of courage! [21:23] atsu     Well, let's go back anyway. [21:25] en     Yeah. [21:26] io     More importantly, I want to know     who used my toothbrush! [21:30] en     You're still stuck on that? [21:32] atsu     Let's go, Yumoto. [21:33] yumoto     Okay... [21:34] io     I will not sleep until we resolve     the matter of my toothbrush! [21:37] wom     Um... Everyone... [21:40] wom     Please help me... Please... SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [21:50] wom     They're a bit blurry from the camera shaking... [21:53] wom     But it's nice to gain new memories like this. [21:58] wom     Though things got a bit hairy at the end there. [22:02] wom     Th-This is... SIGN    Delete this photo?     Yes | No [23:40] kusa     "Friendship!" [23:41] kusa     There is nothing more     transient and fragile than this. [23:45] kusa     Now, let us sever the bonds between people, [23:48] kusa     and plunge the world into despair! [23:51] kusa     Next time: Love Wanders! SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Love Wanders! [23:53] kusa     Conquest!