4 - It's A Wonderful HAPPY
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[00:00] yone
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[00:00] sign
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[00:00] sign
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SIGN It's A Wonderful HAPPY
[01:40] ban
There is! There is, I tell you, there is!
[01:42] dogo
There is not! I'm telling you, there's not!
[01:45] dogo
There is!
[01:45] dogo
There's not!
[01:46] waku
Looks like another fun
little pointless argument.
[01:46] dogo
There is!
[01:47] dogo
There's not!
[01:47] ---
There is!
[01:48] dogo
Not, not, not, not, not!
[01:50] dogo
Is, is, is, is, is!
[01:50] kiri
That's close friends for you.
[01:52] ban
I'm telling you... there is, absolutely!
[01:56] dogo
I'm telling you, there's not, no question!
[01:58] karl
Oh? This atmosphere is less than happy...
[02:01] waku
It's just a difference of opinion,
[02:03] waku
over an utterly trivial subject.
[02:05] kiri
The short version is, they're arguing about
whether there's buried treasure or not.
[02:09] karl
Why would you dig up gold?
[02:10] karl
Just make some with magic!
[02:12] kiri
Come on...
[02:14] ban
Kirishima-senpai, are you
in the "treasure" camp?
[02:17] dogo
You're in the "no treasure" camp, right?
[02:18] kiri
I don't really...
[02:19] ban
You're in the "treasure" camp, right?
[02:20] dogo
The "no treasure" camp, right?
[02:21] waku
I suspect he's more in the "doesn't care" camp.
[02:24] kiri
That's it! That's just how I feel!
[02:26] shu
But if there was buried treasure,
what would happen to it?
[02:30] kiri
He's awake.
[02:31] waku
Were you listening in your sleep?
[02:33] shu
I heard it from deep in my stupor, I guess.
[02:35] shu
It resonated somewhere
inside of me, I guess...
[02:39] shu
But what would happen if
you found buried treasure?
[02:42] kiri
Would it be treated as lost property?
[02:44] waku
Wouldn't it belong to the state?
[02:47] waku
Or to whoever owns the local land...
[02:50] shu
Though, if we're dividing
into "cool" and "ugh" camps,
[02:52] shu
I'm in the "it would be
cool if it existed" camp.
[02:55] ban
Exactly! That's precisely my point!
[02:58] ban
It's about whether it's cool or not!
[03:00] ban
There's a non-zero percent
chance that it exists.
[03:03] ban
That's where the sense of adventure comes in!
[03:05] ban
And that's what makes it cool!
[03:08] dogo
The likelihood is still
pretty much zero, though.
[03:11] dogo
I think they're just digging
because it means big ratings!
[03:14] man
And you've just dug your
own grave there, Ichiro.
[03:17] man
The fact it gets ratings
[03:19] man
is proof that a lot of people
have the same sense of adventure that I do!
[03:22] dogo
That's unrelated to the point of whether the
buried treasure actually exists or not!
[03:26] dogo
You're moving the goalposts!
[03:28] dogo
The question is if it exists or not!
[03:29] dogo
And it absolutely does not exist!
[03:32] ban
No, it does exist!
[03:33] ban
Does not!
[03:34] shu
Aren't their arguments fun?
[03:34] ban
Does too!
[03:36] bei
It's not fun at all!
[03:38] bei
A-As far as I'm concerned,
there's no buried treasure!
[03:41] bei
And that's my only word on the matter!
[03:45] shu
He ran out, covered in soap suds...
[03:47] waku
I guess he didn't like the
talk about buried treasure.
[03:51] dogo
Hey, isn't that the transfer student...
SIGN Yonekura Kingo
[03:59] (Flashback) sign
Hello.
[04:00] (Flashback) sign
My name is Yonekura Kingo.
[04:02] sign
Yonekura Kingo!
[04:04] (Flashback) sign
Not "Maizo Kingo"!
[04:10] [SONG] sign
Buried Treasure (maizo kin), Go!
[04:13] shu
Oh, it's started already. Buried Treasure Go.
[04:16] ban
That's right. Today's a
two hour special, right?
[04:19] shu
Was it?
[04:22] ban
Yonekura...
[04:23] yone
I came to the public bath to avoid that
aggravating thing on the TV, and yet...
SIGN Mysterious Staircase
Discovered
[04:29] yone
I guess I can't escape the
curse of the buried treasure!
[04:34] kiri
Buried treasure curse, huh?
That sounds pretty bad.
[04:38] kiri
Did one of your ancestors
bury treasure somewhere?
[04:40] yone
It's nothing so serious.
[04:42] dogo
Then... do you get teased
about your name a lot?
[04:45] dogo
Like, "Hey, Maizo Kin-go!"
[04:49] yone
It's nothing so shallow, either.
[04:53] yone
What I can't stand is... my father...
[04:56] yone
He gave me this name because of
his sense of dreams and adventure.
[05:00] kiri
What?
[05:02] yone
My father...
[05:04] yone
He's a freelance director who pursues UMA,
buried treasure, and other mysterious things.
SIGN Mt. Binan
[05:09] sign
We even moved here in his
search for buried treasure.
[05:12] (Flashback) dad
Kingo, I think we'll get to live
in the next city for a long time.
[05:17] (Flashback) dad
I've got a good feeling about it.
[05:19] (Flashback) dad
This time, we're hitting the jackpot!
[05:21] (Flashback) yone
Dad!
[05:28] yone
He's just single-mindedly chasing his dream.
[05:31] shu
So he came here to dig up treasure?
[05:33] yone
Yes.
[05:34] yone
The dig shoots last six months at least,
[05:37] yone
and a year or two at most.
[05:39] yone
Because of that, I've had to
change schools eight times.
[05:43] dogo
No way!
[05:44] man
Your father can't just leave
you at home when he travels?
[05:47] yone
It's just me and him, so...
[05:49] yone
I hear that, long ago, my mother encouraged
his dreams and adventures, but...
[05:53] yone
It seems that from the time he named
me Kingo, her heart began to break.
[05:59] yone
The day I was born, my father
was off digging up treasure.
[06:04] yone
He wasn't there the day I started crawling.
[06:07] yone
Naturally, he was AWOL when
I took my first steps.
[06:11] yone
Even the day I got pneumonia and almost died,
[06:14] [SONG] dad
Buried treasure! Hit the motherload!
[06:15] yone
he was digging for treasure in some hole
where he couldn't get a phone signal!
[06:20] yone
As a result, my first words were...
[06:23] (Flashback) kid
Buried treasure! Hit the motherload!
[06:29] yone
That seems to have been her breaking point.
[06:32] yone
That's when my mother left.
[06:34] man
I'm sorry. I really
shouldn't have asked...
[06:38] yone
It's okay.
[06:40] yone
I'm just so glad you heard me out.
[06:43] yone
I thought it would be too hard to understand,
[06:44] yone
so I've never told anyone before.
[06:47] dogo
I guess it would be hard to explain.
[06:50] waku
But your story is completely understandable.
[06:53] waku
I mean, it just makes sense.
[06:55] kiri
It must be pretty rough
going for you, Yonekura-kun.
[06:58] yone
Lately, it's gone beyond rough.
[07:01] yone
It's more like something's
boiling up inside me...
[07:06] yone
I'm very sorry for my outburst earlier!
[07:13] karl
Happy! Happy!
[07:17] stu
Hey, I hear the buried treasure
shoot has started up on Mt. Binan.
[07:22] stu
What a laugh! There's no treasure up there.
[07:24] stu
You think those TV people really
believe the crap they peddle?
[07:27] stu
They know it's all bull, but they go along
with the dig because it's their job, right?
[07:32] yone
That's not true!
[07:34] yone
Some people dig because they
really believe it exists!
[07:36] sut
Are you kidding?
[07:37] sut
That's pretty cringe-worthy...
[07:39] yone
That's true.
[07:40] yone
It is indeed cringe-worthy.
[07:42] ---
That's why I say with confidence:
Buried treasure does not exist!
[07:48] ---
But the worst part of it all...
[07:52] ---
...is you people who talk about it and watch
it on TV, without any sense of responsibility!
[07:58] stu
What's with you, Yonekura?
[08:00] stu
Since when does watching TV
require a sense of responsibility?
[08:03] stu
C'mon, let's go.
[08:09] yone
Wh-What do you people want?
[08:11] fura
Your resentment is genuine.
[08:14] masa
Yeah, I agree!
[08:16] una
I can tell. It's natural
that you'd be resentful.
[08:19] ata
It's irresponsible to watch
TV just because it amuses you.
[08:22] ata
Would you like to correct that?
[08:26] yone
Y-Yes, I would.
[08:32] yone
Die Verwandlung!
[08:35] yone
That which is unbreakable is truly strong!
[08:38] yone
Ritter Diamant!
[08:41] yone
Affection and comfort!
[08:43] yone
Ritter Rosenquarz!
[08:47] yone
Noble and virtuous!
[08:48] yone
Ritter Amethyst!
[08:52] yone
We are the Furanui Knights...
[08:54] yone
Edelstein!
[08:57] yone
Druck!
[08:58] yone
Mich!
[08:59] yone
Hart!
[09:01] yone
An!
SIGN Manza Taishi Born September 30th Blood Type: A Libra Hobbies: Reading Likes: Reciting trivia, blueberries
SIGN Earth Defense Club (lol)
[09:18] kiri
I hear the Mt. Binan buried
treasure shoot is starting today.
[09:23] ban
He reacts to buried treasure, at least.
[09:25] dogo
Even though it totally doesn't exist.
[09:28] waku
That reminds me.
[09:29] waku
We buried a time capsule on Mt. Binan when
we were in elementary school, didn't we?
[09:33] kiri
Yeah, we did that in my year, too!
[09:36] waku
I've completely forgotten what
I put in it now, of course...
[09:42] ban
What's wrong, Ichiro?
[09:43] dogo
N-Nothing...
[09:45] dogo
I-It's obvious there's no
buried treasure up there...
[09:48] dogo
B-But why don't we go to watch the shoot?
[09:51] ban
I knew you'd be interested.
[09:53] dogo
Shut up, Taishi.
[09:55] shu
Let's go. I kind of want to see it.
[09:58] kiri
Kyotaro?
[09:59] kiri
Isn't this usually his afternoon nap-time?
[10:03] waku
Let's all go and see, then.
[10:05] karl
Sounds great!
[10:07] karl
We'll have a better chance of making someone
happy there than by hanging around in here!
[10:11] dogo
Um... Nanao-senpai, you're going too?
[10:14] waku
Do you have a problem with that?
[10:15] dogo
No, no! Not at all...
[10:22] cam
We are rolling!
[10:23] so
Sound okay.
[10:25] ad
Three... two...
[10:28] kin
Buried treasure! Hit the motherload!
[10:31] kin
Buried treasure! Hit the motherload!
[10:34] rep
So, it's begun.
[10:36] rep
The director is taking the
pickax in his own hand
[10:38] rep
in pursuit of the dream of buried treasure!
[10:41] kiri
Kyotaro?
[10:44] shu
Hey.
[10:45] shu
Give it to me straight.
Is there really buried treasure here?
[10:49] pro
Oh, well... you know I
can't say that there isn't.
[10:52] pro
I have our ratings to worry about, after all!
[10:56] shu
Does that mean...?
[10:57] dogo
He's basically saying there isn't.
[10:59] ban
No, a miracle could still happen!
[11:02] ban
Miracles are miracles because
they do sometimes happen!
[11:05] waku
But that Yonekura Kingo kid is the
one jerked around by the "miracle."
[11:12] kiri
When you put it that way, it is pretty sad...
[11:15] pro
Oh, I know!
[11:16] pro
We're a little bit short-handed.
[11:19] pro
Could I ask you to turn your youthful
passion towards digging up treasure?
[11:24] dogo
No. I don't have any youthful passion.
[11:27] dogo
I'm also in the "no treasure" camp.
[11:30] shu
Let's try it.
[11:30] dogo
Seriously, Kyotaro-senpai?!
[11:32] shu
I mean, the digging itself
sounds like a pain in the neck,
[11:35] shu
but if we do find something
I could sleep the rest of my life away.
[11:39] kiri
Now that's a shock! To see Kyotaro
getting fired up over something...
[11:42] ban
I'm starting to want to dig it up so I
can prove that buried treasure exists!
[11:47] dogo
Are you serious?
[11:49] dogo
This is going in a very bad direction...
[11:51] dogo
If anyone finds it...
[11:54] shu
What's wrong, Chiro?
[11:55] dogo
Oh, nothing...
[11:56] dogo
I'll dig, too!
[12:06] shiro
I'm shocked to see them
performing physical labor.
[12:10] ata
They have nothing better to do.
[12:12] una
But it means my company doesn't have
to hire more people, so that's good.
[12:16] fura
And I'm certain he will appear.
[12:19] una
Yes.
[12:26] kiri
It says "Unazuki Construction."
[12:28] pro
That's our sponsor this go-round.
[12:31] ban
Hey, Ichiro.
[12:32] ban
What are you so worked up about?
[12:34] dogo
What does it matter to you?!
[12:36] waku
You didn't put something in the time
capsule you don't want anyone to see, did you?
[12:41] dogo
C-Certainly not!
[12:44] shu
I found a time capsule from
Tai-Tai and Chiro's class year.
[12:46] kiri
Really? Sounds fun! Open it!
[12:49] dogo
Hey, you can't do that!
[12:51] dogo
We're supposed to open it with the
graduation committee when we turn twenty!
[12:55] shu
No big deal. We'll just bury it again after.
[12:57] kiri
Yeah, yeah!
[12:58] ban
I don't really care, myself.
[13:00] dogo
Hey, Taishi!
[13:02] waku
If he wants it to stay closed so bad,
we absolutely have to open it.
[13:06] kiri
There it is! Wakura-senpai's super-sadism!
[13:09] shu
Then...
[13:11] shu
"My dream for the future. Dogo Ichiro."
[13:17] kiri
Let's see...
[13:18] kiri
"In elementary school, I always
played the 'cheerful idiot'..."
[13:23] ban
"I was planning to act more self-conscious
in middle school, but..."
[13:28] ban
"Just recently, I met this amazing
person two grades above me..."
[13:33] ban
"He told me, 'Never stop being as
straightforward and cheerful as you are.'"
[13:38] ban
"I'll never forget the fervor
in his gaze in that moment."
[13:43] ban
"That person's name was...
[13:45] ban
Nanao-senpai."
[13:47] ban
"Senpai, please keep your eyes on me forever."
[13:52] ban
For real, Ichiro?
[13:54] ban
Wakura-senpai, you did a cruel thing.
[13:56] waku
I forgot. Sorry.
[13:59] dogo
No... I'm glad you forgot.
[14:03] ban
Yeah, I wouldn't want anyone
to see this, either.
[14:04] ban
That's why I wanted to dig
it up and erase it forever!
[14:08] ban
But now we've seen it.
[14:11] shu
Hey.
[14:12] shu
I found one from Wakura-senpai's
grade, too.
[14:15] kiri
Hey, let's have a look!
[14:18] kiri
Wakura-senpai, did you
write letters to everyone?
[14:21] kiri
Very conscientious...
[14:23] kiri
"Aizawa-kun, I hope your
bed-wetting habit clears up."
[14:27] kiri
"As promised, I never told anyone about it."
[14:31] kiri
You wrote it down for posterity?!
[14:34] waku
I remember now!
[14:35] waku
I wrote down everyone's darkest secrets.
[14:38] waku
I figured by the time we're twenty,
the statute of limitations would be up.
[14:41] kiri
He's been a super-sadist since he was a kid.
[14:44] ban
What other kinds of things did he write?
[14:46] kiri
Let's see...
[14:48] kiri
"Ito-kun, remember how you wore
that yellow-stained gym uniform?"
[14:52] kiri
"At least the smell of your
sweat was very invigorating..."
[14:56] kiri
Hey, that won't make him feel any better!
[14:58] dogo
But it really is cool the way
you say that stuff straight!
[15:03] ban
Hey. What are you trying to
slip into the conversation?
[15:06] dogo
No, it's not like that!
[15:08] dogo
It's not like that at all!
[15:11] dogo
It's not like that at all, not at all!
[15:13] dogo
Wait, what am I saying?
[15:17] kyo
This is getting kind of fun.
[15:22] kin
I've found something!
[15:25] kin
Look! It's a boot caked with blood and sweat!
[15:28] kin
This is proof that someone dug up gold here!
[15:31] kin
In other words, there's gold buried here!
[15:35] kin
Okay, buried treasure! Hit the motherload!
[15:38] kin
Buried treasure! Hit the motherload!
[15:40] kin
Buried trea—
[15:40] mon
That's enough!
[15:46] rep
What's this? We didn't find buried treasure!
We found a monster instead!
[15:50] mon
There is no buried treasure here!
[15:52] pro
Did you plan this twist?
[15:54] dad
N-No...
[15:55] pro
Ah well, it seems amusing.
[15:58] mon
Don't enjoy things in such a lukewarm way!
[16:01] mon
It's the existence of people like you
[16:03] mon
that keeps brainless and irrelevant
shows like this in existence!
[16:06] mon
You make too much brainless TV,
watched by too many brainless people!
[16:10] kiri
Isn't TV something you're supposed
to turn your brain off for?
[16:13] mon
That's enough!
[16:15] mon
No one understands my feelings!
[16:18] mon
The feelings of a person
named "Buried Treasure, Go!"
[16:22] shu
Is that you, Yonekura-kun?
[16:24] dad
Kingo! Are you Kingo?
[16:27] mon
That's right! And I'm not
going to take it anymore!
[16:32] karl
He's currently suffering in
the depths of resentment!
[16:36] karl
We need to make him happy!
[16:39] karl
Again?
[16:40] karl
As Prince of Honyala Land, I order you!
[16:43] karl
Become Karl's Knights Happy
Kiss and save the people!
[16:54] karl
Now, make your pledge with a kiss.
[17:05] karl
Magic Knight of Flowers, Fiore Kiss!
[17:16] karl
Magic Knight of Stars, Stella Kiss!
[17:25] karl
Magic Knight of the Moon, Luna Kiss!
[17:33] karl
Magic Knight of Snow, Neve Kiss!
[17:42] karl
Magic Knight of Space, Spazio Kiss!
[17:47] karl
Like the flowers that
bloom across the world...
[17:49] karl
Like the stars that shine in the night sky...
[17:52] karl
Like the moon that illuminates
everything below...
[17:54] karl
Like the snow that gently
embraces the land...
[17:57] karl
Let's bring happiness to the universe!
[17:59] karl
We are the magic knights who bring happiness!
[18:03] karl
Karls Knights Happy Kiss!
[18:10] shu
Kingo-kun, I don't think you
really hate your father.
[18:17] shu
It's seeing him give everything he has
on a dream that might never come true
[18:21] shu
that bothers you, right?
[18:23] shu
It's hard to watch
him working too hard, isn't it?
[18:27] mon
Now that you mention it...
[18:29] mon
Once, he used the money he
made on a treasure-digging job
[18:33] mon
to buy me a toy.
[18:37] mon
There was dirt on the bill...
[18:40] kiri
I feel like I've seen this
story somewhere before...
[18:43] mon
My father always worked, covered in mud,
without ever complaining...
[18:48] mon
He's working so hard,
but it never leads to anything.
[18:51] mon
I just watch him get more and more
covered in mud! That's what's so hard!
[18:55] kin
Kingo...
[18:58] karl
Then we'd better make him happy!
[19:01] karl
You, too!
[19:03] fura
I won't let it happen!
[19:05] fura
Rage, monster!
[19:13] mon
Buried treasure! Hit the motherload!
[19:18] mon
Hit the motherload!
[19:20] mon
Hit the motherload!
[19:27] kiri
I think he's being manipulated!
[19:29] shu
What should we do?
[19:31] karl
Make him happy!
[19:33] karl
Go on, my knights of happiness!
[19:37] karl
This time, lift his unhappiness
and make him happy!
[19:43] kiri
Hey, Kyotaro, hurry up.
[19:45] shu
If it will end this sooner...
[19:47] karl
Use your powers combined to make him happy!
[19:51] karl
Are you happy?
[19:52] karl
Yes!
[19:52] karl
Are you happy?
[19:54] karl
Yes!
[19:54] karl
Are you happy?
[19:55] karl
Yes!
[19:56] karl
Are you happy?
[19:57] karl
Yes!
[19:57] karl
Are you happy?
[19:58] karl
Yes!
[19:59] karl
Let's happy hour!
[20:02] karl
Happy and Set!
[20:16] karl
Return to happiness!
[20:18] karl
Happy and Turn!
[20:30] mon
Feels like heaven!
[20:37] mon
Happy End!
[20:38] mon
Happy Powder!
[20:43] dad
Kingo!
[20:49] shu
He didn't find buried treasure,
but he did find a hot spring.
[20:53] pro
Well done, Yonekura-kun!
[20:55] pro
This will be a huge success for our show!
[20:57] dad
I'm so lucky!
[21:08] kiri
I hear the town's going to work together
[21:10] kiri
to build a big bath facility
around that hot spring.
[21:14] wak
And the Yonekura family is
getting the credit for it.
[21:21] dad
Kingo. Today, you woke me up.
[21:25] dad
Thanks to you,
[21:26] dad
I'm going to live with my feet
planted firmly on the ground.
[21:30] dad
Here, on the same ground where you stand.
[21:32] kin
What about the buried treasure?
[21:34] dad
Forget it.
[21:35] dad
You've given me a new dream.
[21:37] dad
Thank you, Kingo.
[21:43] waku
That reminds me, Kyotaro-kun...
[21:45] waku
What was it that you hid in your pocket?
[21:47] shu
Oh. You saw that?
[21:54] dogo
You guys were really close, huh?
[21:56] dogo
I feel like we were.
[21:58] ---
That's right.
[21:59] ban
But why is your relationship so strained now?
[22:03] ban
Is it?
[22:05] kiri
Why not send a copy to Ata,
to remind him of the old days?
[22:08] shu
Good idea.
SIGN This was in the time capsule
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SIGN HAPPY and Beautiful
SIGN Next time: Let's happy kiss our way to "HAPPY and Beautiful"!
SIGN Shirahone Masa holds his Maasa Sweets Festival.
SIGN What's he really after? And what's his connection to Ichiro?