# 10 - Love is Glasses...
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZX20P8Y/cute-high-earth-defense-club-love)
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**[00:04] ryuu**
Hey, that looks good. The daily special?
**[00:07] io**
Yes. When it comes to lunch,
**[00:09] io**
the cafeteria's daily special
is definitely the way to go.
**[00:11] io**
It's completely satisfactory in
terms of both value and flavor.
**[00:16] atsu**
You've been getting bread a lot, En-chan.
**[00:18] en**
Yeah. Everything else is just a pain.
**[00:21] atsu**
You should have some vegetables, too.
**[00:23] atsu**
Want some of this stew?
**[00:29] atsu**
Yumoto, is something wrong?
**[00:32] yumoto**
I don't seem to have any appetite.
**[00:36] ---**
What?!
**[00:39] wom**
It's unusual for you to have no appetite...
**[00:43] yumoto**
And today's the day my brother
Gora makes lunch for me, too...
**[00:49] en**
I guess unusual things do happen.
**[00:52] yumoto**
Huh? Now that I look closer, En-chan-senpai,
you have really long eyelashes...
**[00:58] en**
Atsushi, he's acting weird.
**[01:00] atsu**
Yeah, weird.
**[01:02] megawa**
Oh, look out!
**[01:04] yumoto**
Megawacchi...
**[01:06] megawa**
Huh? Yumoto-kun, your face is red.
**[01:09] atsu**
Now that you mention it...
**[01:10] ryuu**
Megawacchi?
***SIGN*** Megawa Rui
**[01:12] megawa**
I'm Yumoto-kun's classmate, Megawa Rui.
**[01:16] megawa**
I'm the manager of the baseball club.
**[01:18] megawa**
Nice to meet you!
**[01:21] ryuu**
R-Right...
**[01:23] megawa**
Yumoto-kun, do you have a cold?
They're going around lately.
**[01:26] yumoto**
But I've never caught a cold in my life.
**[01:30] megawa**
Why don't we check your temperature? Hang on.
**[01:33] megawa**
Here, a thermometer.
**[01:35] atsu**
He's a manager, all right.
**[01:40] megawa**
37°C?
**[01:41] yumoto**
Huh?
**[01:42] yumoto**
Wow! I've never reached 37°C before!
**[01:46] yumoto**
No wonder I feel so lightheaded!
**[01:49] atsu**
You feel lightheaded?
**[01:51] yumoto**
Yep. And it's throbbing, too.
**[01:54] io**
It does sound like a cold, then.
**[01:56] ryuu**
But I've never seen anyone
so happy about geting a cold.
**[02:02] en**
Atsushi, Yumoto really is acting weird.
**[02:05] atsu**
Yeah, he is.
**[02:06] megawa**
Yumoto-kun, why not leave early?
**[02:08] megawa**
Maybe you should just get some rest today.
**[02:11] yumoto**
Yay! Leave early! Hooray!
**[02:14] club**
Hey, Megawa.
**[02:16] megawa**
Yes?
**[02:17] megawa**
Well, I'll be going now. Take care!
**[02:21] yumoto**
Bye-bye, Megawacchi!
**[02:23] ryuu**
He seems like the really pleasant type.
**[02:26] io**
I bet he's really popular.
**[02:28] yumoto**
Bye-bye!
**[02:31] megawa**
* That's right. I have a very good,*
* pleasant disposition.*
**[02:34] megawa**
* I'm the #1 glasses boy first-year student*
* that everyone wants as their manager.*
**[02:38] megawa**
* In terms of cuteness, I'm easily a*
* match for any glasses-girl character.*
***SIGN*** Love is Glasses...
**[04:21] en**
It seems like Yumoto-kun has a cold,
so we brought him home.
**[04:25] goro**
What? Yumoto has a cold?
**[04:27] ryuu**
That's right.
**[04:29] io**
He has a fever of 37°C.
**[04:31] gora**
A fever?!
**[04:33] gora**
Heat up a bath! A bath!
**[04:35] en**
It's heated. This is a public bath, y'know.
**[04:37] gora**
Ice! Go to the snowy mountains to pick up ice!
**[04:40] atsu**
Isn't there ice in the freezer?
**[04:41] ryuu**
Where did "snowy mountains"
come from, anyway?
**[04:45] gora**
That's right, onions!
**[04:47] gora**
For a cold, you need onions!
**[04:48] gora**
Cooked onions!
**[04:50] io**
I don't get it.
**[04:52] ryuu**
Why onions?
**[04:53] yumoto**
Big bro Gora always says
onions are good for a fever.
**[04:58] en**
Really?
**[05:00] atsu**
Is that a folk remedy or something?
**[05:05] gora**
How's that, Yumoto?
**[05:07] yumoto**
Stinks of onions.
**[05:10] gora**
That's just fine.
**[05:12] yumoto**
I think I'm getting sleepy.
**[05:14] gora**
Sleep.
**[05:15] yumoto**
Okay.
**[05:17] atsu**
Kind of a strange sight, isn't it?
**[05:20] en**
I get what you mean.
**[05:22] gora**
My little brother has never once caught a cold.
**[05:27] gora**
He must be overexerting himself somehow.
**[05:30] atsu**
Well, he may have been a
little busy with club activities.
**[05:34] gora**
That doesn't explain such a high fever.
**[05:37] ryuu**
No, it's a mild fever.
**[05:38] io**
I think it's just an ordinary cold, myself.
**[05:40] gora**
A cold is a gateway to all kinds of illnesses.
**[05:43] gora**
For this to happen on my watch...
**[05:46] en**
It's okay, big brother. The fever's low.
**[05:50] atsu**
But I really am worried.
For Yumoto to be stuck in bed...
**[05:53] io**
They say fools don't catch colds, after all.
**[05:55] ryuu**
He said it out loud!
**[05:58] gora**
Yumoto, your big brother will save you!
**[06:06] atsu**
That was some pretty
amazing brotherly love, huh?
**[06:09] en**
I guess the Yumoto doesn't fall far from the tree.
**[06:11] wom**
Such a moving sight!
**[06:14] wom**
The reason Yumoto-san so
passionately dedicates himself to love
**[06:17] wom**
is because of the deep love from his
brother that envelops him every day!
**[06:21] wom**
Oh, how I wish I could scout that
brother for the Earth Defense Club!
**[06:26] ryuu**
You're *that* impressed?
**[06:27] io**
That's some show of emotion.
**[06:30] wom**
I'm absolutely welling over with emotion!
**[06:32] wom**
Although I am concerned
about Yumoto-san's fever...
**[06:37] ryuu**
Yo!
**[06:38] io**
Good morning.
**[06:40] en**
Hey.
**[06:41] atsu**
Morning.
**[06:42] yumoto**
Good day to you.
**[06:46] yumoto**
Senpai. Good day to you.
**[06:49] en**
"Good day to you"?
**[06:50] ryuu**
What's with the glasses?
**[06:52] yumoto**
Everything near me suddenly appeared too close.
**[06:55] atsu**
Wait, you *are* Yumoto, right?
**[06:56] yumoto**
Yes. I am Hakone Yumoto.
**[06:59] yumoto**
Lovely weather today, isn't it?
**[07:01] io**
By the way, has your fever gone down?
**[07:04] yumoto**
I still have a fever,
**[07:06] yumoto**
but my brother Gora brewed
some medicinal herbs for me.
**[07:09] yumoto**
I felt so pleasantly refreshed, I decided to come.
**[07:12] atsu**
But if you still have a fever,
you should rest, shouldn't you?
**[07:16] ryuu**
Your brother must've been worried, too.
**[07:18] yumoto**
I didn't tell him I was leaving,
so he doesn't know.
**[07:21] yumoto**
On such a pleasant day,
I simply couldn't stay in bed.
**[07:24] yumoto**
Well, excuse me!
**[07:28] atsu**
Am I the only one who's bothered by that?
**[07:30] en**
No, I think we're all bothered by that.
**[07:33] io**
Yeah. Yumoto's character has changed, hasn't it?
**[07:35] ryuu**
Do you think the fever knocked a screw loose?
**[07:37] goro**
Yumoto, I cooked some more onion.
**[07:42] gora**
Yumoto?
**[07:47] yumoto**
Ah, the gentlemen of the
Student Council. Good day to you.
**[07:54] yumoto**
Has your morning meeting finished?
**[07:56] ari**
Yes.
**[07:58] yumoto**
I'm glad to hear it. You do such fine work.
**[08:00] yumoto**
Pardon me.
**[08:03] ari**
That was that first-year boy
from the Defense Club, wasn't it?
**[08:05] gero**
Yes. He's always been a rather strange boy.
**[08:08] kusa**
Don't be led astray by fools.
**[08:10] kusa**
Every minute spent thinking
about them is wasted.
**[08:12] gero**
That's true.
**[08:13] ari**
Harsh.
**[08:18] yumoto**
Oh, Megawacchi. Good day to you.
**[08:22] yumoto**
Are you working hard at your
morning practice as always?
**[08:24] megawa**
Yeah.
**[08:25] megawa**
Yumoto-kun, are you feeling better now?
**[08:28] yumoto**
Yes. Thank you for yesterday.
**[08:30] yumoto**
Well, I'll be going to the classroom now.
***SIGN*** Earth Defense Club (lol)
**[08:55] atsu**
What brought this on all of a sudden?
**[08:57] yumoto**
I've been concerned about
the mess for some time.
**[09:00] en**
You have?
**[09:02] wom**
Magnificent, Yumoto-san!
**[09:04] wom**
Cleaning is love that goes by the name "service"!
**[09:07] yumoto**
Yes!
**[09:09] ryuu**
What happened to him?
**[09:11] io**
I don't know.
**[09:13] en**
But his character has
completely changed, hasn't it?
**[09:16] atsu**
Yeah.
**[09:17] atsu**
Actually, remember what his brother said?
**[09:19] atsu**
"A cold is a gateway to all kinds of illnesses."
**[09:21] io**
What about it?
**[09:23] atsu**
You don't think Yumoto is
going though *that*, do you?
**[09:29] atsu**
The first fever he's had since he
was born has overloaded his brain?!
**[09:33] ryuu**
That's not possible. It was only 37°C.
**[09:36] en**
But it might not be out of the question.
**[09:38] io**
Yes. Maybe this is exactly what his
brother was afraid would happen.
**[09:42] yumoto**
Now...
**[09:43] yumoto**
Teacher, I'll clean you up nicely, too.
**[09:46] en**
What will we do if he stays like this?
**[09:49] ryuu**
Scary.
**[09:51] atsu**
But I wonder if he even *can*
go back to the old Yumoto.
**[09:54] io**
I don't know...
**[09:56] wom**
I think things are better this way.
**[09:59] wom**
When all is said and done,
he's overflowing with love!
**[10:04] en**
What happened?
**[10:05] yumoto**
I was cleaning up, and the bookcase fell apart.
**[10:08] atsu**
Oh, this was in pretty bad shape.
**[10:11] io**
But Mr. Tawarayama's been...
**[10:14] ryuu**
Teacher, hang in there!
**[10:15] ryuu**
Wait, he's dead already...
**[10:16] en**
Hey, look.
**[10:19] en**
I didn't know there was a door here.
**[10:26] gero**
Why are we remodeling all of a sudden?
**[10:29] ari**
Just a bit of feng shui.
**[10:32] gero**
I didn't know you were concerned
with such things, Arima-san.
**[10:34] ari**
I suppose I am.
**[10:35] kusa**
But...
**[10:38] kusa**
I didn't know there was a door here.
**[10:42] yumoto**
Okay! It's all clean!
**[10:47] yumoto**
Well, I'm going to go take out the trash.
**[10:58] yumoto**
Hello!
**[10:59] man**
Huh? Who's that?
**[11:02] yumoto**
Hello!
**[11:05] man**
Who's that guy?
**[11:07] man**
That's Hakone Yumoto, the first-year.
**[11:09] man**
He seems like a really nice guy.
**[11:11] man**
I wonder if we could get him to be our manager.
**[11:17] yumoto**
It feels so good getting things clean.
**[11:19] yumoto**
Now, then...
**[11:21] all**
Hakone Yumoto-kun!
**[11:23] man**
Yumoto-kun, would you
like to become our manager?
**[11:27] man**
Hold on! We saw him first!
**[11:30] man**
No, we saw him first!
**[11:32] man**
No, we did!
**[11:34] yumoto**
I'm sorry.
**[11:35] yumoto**
I'm grateful for your invitations,
but I have the Defense Club.
**[11:40] yumoto**
Please let me do my best where I am now.
**[11:43] all**
So cute!
**[11:46] crowd**
Yumoto-kun, join our club!
**[11:48] crowd**
Please, Yumoto-kun!
**[11:50] crowd**
You're welcome with us!
**[11:52] yumoto**
I told you, I can't.
**[11:55] man**
He's really popular.
**[11:56] man**
Is he really that good a guy?
**[11:58] man**
You think we could get him to be our manager?
**[12:05] man**
Oh, I didn't mean that we don't need you...
**[12:08] man**
Yeah. You do a great job, Megawa.
**[12:11] megawa**
I-It's okay. You don't have to defend me.
**[12:15] megawa**
It's my own fault for getting complacent,
**[12:17] megawa**
thinking I was the only
popular glasses character around.
**[12:25] gero**
His heart appears to be muddied by
panic, jealousy, and self-loathing.
**[12:30] ari**
Yes. I like him.
**[12:33] kusa**
Not bad.
**[12:35] kusa**
What do you think, Lord Zundar?
**[12:40] zun**
Fine, indeed.
**[12:41] zun**
He shall be our next target!
**[12:44] zun**
Go, Caerula Adamas!
**[12:46] both**
Yes, Lord Zundar!
**[12:53] megawa**
*Yumoto-kun...*
**[12:54] megawa**
* You rocketed to the position of first-year*
* student most desired as a manager.*
**[12:59] megawa**
*I envy you...*
**[13:00] megawa**
*No, I loathe you...*
**[13:02] megawa**
*That should be my position!*
***SIGN*** Gero Akoya
Born April 24th
Blood Type B / Taurus
Hobbies: Aromatherapy
Likes: Beautiful things,
macarons
**[13:20] yumoto**
Senpai!
**[13:22] atsu**
Yumoto. Where have you been?
**[13:24] yumoto**
A whole lot of sports clubs have
asked me to be their manager.
**[13:27] yumoto**
But my love for the Defense Club hasn't changed.
**[13:32] en**
Am I the only one who found
Yumoto really cute just now?
**[13:36] ryuu**
I thought so, too. Damn.
**[13:38] atsu**
Well, I've always thought
he was cute, as a kouhai.
**[13:41] io**
Yes, but only as a kouhai.
**[13:43] monster**
No!
**[13:49] monster**
The position of #1 boy in terms of
pleasant, cute, and manager material,
**[13:53] monster**
or PCM for short, is mine!
**[13:58] ryuu**
One of these, huh?
**[13:59] atsu**
But were you aware of "PCM"?
**[14:01] io**
No. And I don't understand what it means.
**[14:04] en**
Yeah. I can't get excited about this.
**[14:06] wom**
Don't be like that! Come on, everyone!
**[14:09] wom**
Love Making into the Battle Lovers!
**[14:11] en**
For heaven's sake...
**[14:14] en**
Love Making.
**[14:19] en**
You, who befoul our beloved Earth!
**[14:22] ryuu**
No justice can come from loveless power!
**[14:24] io**
Love is all!
**[14:26] atsu**
Live for love! Die for love!
**[14:29] atsu**
Wait, Scarlet's missing!
**[14:33] wom**
He's still over there!
**[14:35] monster**
Give back my position!
**[14:37] monster**
PCM Beam!
**[14:40] en**
Look out!
**[14:43] ryuu**
What's wrong, Yumoto? Transform already!
**[14:46] yumoto**
I can't "transform."
**[14:49] en**
No, no, no...
**[14:50] atsu**
You've done it plenty of times!
**[14:52] io**
You even took the initiative.
**[14:53] ryuu**
Yeah.
**[14:54] yumoto**
But I'm scared! Senpai, save me!
**[14:57] en**
What do we do about this?
**[14:59] ryuu**
Crap. For a moment there, I actually
thought about wanting to protect him!
**[15:02] wom**
If it's come to this, we should
force him to transform!
**[15:06] yumoto**
Please don't!
**[15:07] yumoto**
I don't want to transform! Senpai!
**[15:09] monster**
Why are you ignoring me to flirt with him?!
**[15:17] atsu**
Epinard Hurricane!
**[15:27] en**
Guys!
**[15:32] monster**
That's so mean. Coming at me all at once...
**[15:35] monster**
I don't even want to fight!
**[15:38] ---**
Huh?
**[15:39] io**
He's the one who's overwhelmingly stronger.
**[15:42] atsu**
Who the heck is this guy, anyway?
**[15:44] monster**
Position-wise, I'm a character
who should be protected!
**[15:49] monster**
I'm not the one who
should be on the front lines!
**[15:51] monster**
And yet... And yet...!
**[15:59] ryuu**
He's really strong!
**[16:00] io**
His reason for fighting is so absurd
that I can't predict his next move!
**[16:04] atsu**
Normally, Scarlet would say "It's okay!"
and change the tone of the fight, but...
**[16:08] yumoto**
Help me!
**[16:10] en**
Yeah, that.
**[16:11] monster**
Normally, at a time like this,
the others would come to save me!
**[16:16] monster**
That's my position, and yet...
**[16:21] all**
Megawa!
**[16:24] megawa**
Senpai...
**[16:26] man**
You okay, Megawa?
**[16:27] megawa**
Senpai...
**[16:28] man**
It's okay now!
**[16:29] man**
We'll protect you!
**[16:32] megawa**
Senpai...
**[16:33] monster**
So why do I have to be the one fighting?!
**[16:52] atsu**
He's so powerful...
**[16:54] io**
We're going to lose at this rate!
**[16:55] ryuu**
Damn.
**[16:57] wom**
I'm begging you! Please, transform!
**[17:00] yumoto**
I can't. I'm scared.
**[17:03] wom**
But if this keeps up, your friends
will be blown to smithereens!
**[17:07] yumoto**
But...
**[17:08] wom**
There's no choice. I'll use my ultimate weapon!
**[17:11] wom**
If you transform and fight,
you may cuddle me as much as you want!
**[17:16] wom**
Come on! Cuddle me!
Cuddle me to your heart's content!
**[17:20] yumoto**
Stop that! It's indecent!
**[17:23] monster**
Now, everyone. If you
don't want me to beat you,
**[17:26] monster**
you should protect me,
dote on me, be kind to me!
**[17:30] monster**
Come on. Come on. Come on!
**[17:33] en**
Just because you say "come on"...
**[17:35] monster**
If you don't, I'll beat all of you.
**[17:37] monster**
It's gonna hurt! You'll be ripped to shreds!
**[17:41] ryuu**
Damn.
**[17:42] en**
Why...?
**[17:45] monster**
If you don't want that,
then love me and only me!
**[17:48] monster**
Come on. Come on. Come on!
**[17:57] wom**
This isn't good.
**[17:58] wom**
We've never been in a situation this bad!
**[18:01] monster**
Come on, dote on me!
**[18:04] ryuu**
Damn... This is no joke!
**[18:06] io**
We'll never give in!
**[18:08] atsu**
That's right. We refuse!
**[18:11] en**
Yeah, we refuse.
**[18:13] en**
We've already got a cute kouhai to dote on.
**[18:17] wom**
He means you!
**[18:19] ryuu**
That's right. Our kouhai slot
has already been filled.
**[18:22] io**
He's all we need!
**[18:24] atsu**
And we have no plans to be swayed by another!
**[18:28] monster**
Then... Then... I'll beat you all!
**[18:30] monster**
I really will... I really will beat you all!
**[18:36] wom**
This... This is bad!
**[18:37] wom**
They're all... They're all going to be beaten!
**[18:46] yumoto**
I won't let it...
**[18:48] yumoto**
I won't let it happen!
**[18:50] yumoto**
Love Making!
**[18:55] yumoto**
The Sparkling Prince!
**[18:56] yumoto**
Battle Lover Scarlet!
**[18:58] yumoto**
Take this, Glasses Monster!
**[19:07] io**
Took you long enough.
**[19:09] atsu**
We've been waiting.
**[19:10] en**
Shall we do the usual, then?
**[19:13] yumoto**
Sure!
**[19:19] yumoto**
Let's go, Glasses Monster!
**[19:20] yumoto**
Sparkle, Lumiere of Love!
**[19:23] en**
Flash, Purifying Aqua!
**[19:25] atsu**
Pierce, Gallant Hurricane!
**[19:28] io**
Roar, Raging Gaia!
**[19:30] ryuu**
Thrill, Blazing Ignit!
**[19:46] yumoto**
Love Attack!
**[19:53] monster**
Is cuteness a sin?!
**[20:02] yumoto**
You have a team who needs you, too.
**[20:06] yumoto**
Do your best in the place where you belong.
**[20:09] yumoto**
Love Shower!
**[20:18] monster**
What is this warmth?
**[20:21] monster**
I see... So this is love.
**[20:30] yumoto**
Love is over!
**[20:32] wom**
I'm so happy! You're back to your usual self!
**[20:38] en**
Come to think of it, I haven't seen
Tawarayama with you at all today.
**[20:41] en**
Are you sure this is okay?
**[20:43] ---**
Gulp!
**[20:44] ryuu**
I bet he's completely decomposed.
**[20:46] wom**
H-H-He'll be just fine, really.
**[20:53] kino**
Did you get that?
**[20:54] taz**
Perfect.
**[20:57] kino**
Lord Hireashi should be very pleased by this.
**[21:02] gora**
Yumoto!
**[21:05] goro**
Yumoto!
**[21:07] yumoto**
Big bro?
**[21:08] gora**
You shouldn't be here. You still have a fever.
**[21:11] yumoto**
Sorry I came to school without telling you.
**[21:15] gora**
You had me worried.
**[21:16] atsu**
Wait, shouldn't our highly
advanced camouflage prevent him
**[21:20] atsu**
from seeing our true identities?
**[21:22] en**
Does his brother know who we are?
**[21:24] atsu**
No way.
**[21:25] ryuu**
Then how'd he know that was his brother?
**[21:28] io**
Through the power of brotherly love, I guess?
**[21:35] gero**
We lost again...
**[21:37] ari**
And there's another strange one among them.
**[21:42] kusa**
That man... Exactly who is he?
**[21:46] hire**
Well, Kinosaki-chan?
**[21:48] hire**
Did you get a good shot?
**[21:50] hire**
Did you really?
**[21:53] hire**
Wow, we've been stuck in a rut all this time,
**[21:56] hire**
but this time it's perfect?
**[21:59] hire**
Can I really trust you?
**[22:01] hire**
Then once you get some good numbers,
**[22:03] hire**
we'll be eating sushi in Ginza,
if you know what I mean.
**[23:40] zun**
At last, our plan is entering the final phase!
**[23:44] zun**
Commander Hireashi, leave this to me.
**[23:46] zun**
I swear I shall bring results
that meet your expectations!
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** The Trial Called Love
**[23:50] zun**
Next time: The Trial Called Love.
**[23:52] zun**
Zundar!