10 - Days of Love and Acclaim Source: Crunchyroll Translator: Editor: Timer: QC: (Please feel free to edit the speaker names if incomplete or inaccurate. Names are handled on a best-effort basis depending on the info on the source file. Dialogue is left as is.) [00:00] both     -- [00:00] sign     -- [00:00] en     -- [00:00] ryu     -- SIGN    Earth Defense Club (lol) [00:08] yu     Mornin'... [00:09] all     Heya. [00:09] io     Good day. [00:15] en     There's something you don't see every day... [00:17] at     What is it? [00:18] en     Yumoto just sighed! [00:20] all     What? [00:20] all     No way! [00:21] yu     What? [00:23] yu     I can sigh sometimes, too... [00:25] en     Can not. [00:26] at     Yeah, you can't. [00:27] ryu     Can't. [00:28] io     You cannot. [00:29] wom     What happened? [00:31] wom     Does it have anything to do with VEPPer? [00:33] yu     No, I don't care about that. [00:36] en     Wombat's been getting more careless with     how he treats Mr. Tawarayama lately. [00:40] io     I believe he's always been that way. [00:42] ryu     So rude to a dead person. [00:44] wom     He is not dead! [00:46] wom     He's just in sleep mode! [00:47] ryu     What is he, a computer? [00:49] at     So why are you sighing, Yumoto? [00:54] yu     Something important to me is going away. [00:56] io     Something important to you? [00:58] en     Not Wombat? [01:00] at     I'm curious. [01:01] at     What is it? [01:02] ryu     This isn't a sex thing, is it? [01:04] io     Why are you asking so nervously? [01:07] yu     It's not a sex thing! [01:08] yu     It's Binan Land! [01:10] yu     They're tearing it down! [01:13] all     Oh. [01:16] yu     What kind of hum-drum reaction is that?! [01:18] at     I just haven't heard that name in so long. [01:22] io     He's right. SIGN    Notice About Closing of Binan Land SIGN    To all our regular patrons, we must regrettably cease operations. We thank you for your loyal devotion all these years. Binan Land Staff [01:24] io     It says Binan Land is closing     at the end of the month. SIGN    Binan Land     Bringing You Tons of Fun! [01:28] ryu     Well, go figure. [01:30] ryu     I don't know a single couple who went     there that didn't break up afterwards. [01:33] en     That's your standard? [01:35] ryu     Well, if you're going on a date, it's     gotta be that You-Know-What-land or Sea. [01:39] at     That's their brand. Young or old,     boy or girl, anyone can enjoy it. [01:43] en     But Binan's just got the     sad old ferris wheel, [01:46] en     the sad kid's coaster, and that's about it. [01:49] ryu     And that other thing! [01:50] ryu     The sad little merry-go-round! [01:52] io     Wait a minute. [01:54] io     It says they did a hero show at one point, too. [01:57] en     Seriously? [01:58] io     But "they were so scary, they stopped     after one performance," it says. [02:03] ryu     What's there to be scared of in a hero show? [02:05] en     And they only held one? [02:09] at     So you have a choice between sad or scary? [02:11] at     What a meeting of extremes! [02:12] yu     You're all so mean, Senpai! [02:14] yu     Stop calling it sad! [02:16] wom     Binan Land... [02:18] wom     There's something familiar about that name... [02:21] ryu     You don't have to humor him. [02:23] io     This is how the world works. [02:25] io     Consider it an education. [02:27] yu     You stupid-dupid numbat senpai! [02:34] io     Were we too hard on him? [02:35] ryu     He did say it was important to him... [02:38] en     Just what is a numbat, anyway? [02:40] at     Maybe he meant dingbat? [02:42] ryu     Is a dingbat even a real thing? [02:45] io     He could have also meant     nimrod or numbskull, too. [02:48] at     I see. [02:50] at     Yumoto quality. [02:51] en     Either way, we were probably too hard on him. [02:54] all     Yeah... [02:57] wom     Binan Land... [03:00] wom     I'm just sure I've heard that name... [03:01] ryu     I told you, forget it! SIGN    Days of Love and Acclaim [04:40] haru     Stupidity might be the     strongest thing there is. [04:43] aki     What I really can't stand is SIGN    Foolish [04:45] aki     how astronomically lame they     are compared to Gora-san. [04:49] haru     You're so right. [04:50] haru     I'd like them to disappear     without a single particle remaining. [04:53] jun     I hate lame things, too. SIGN    Junya Entaro [04:59] jun      It's an honor to be here. [05:00] jun     That reminds me. [05:01] jun      Binan Land is finally closing, you know? [05:05] jun     That place was just the lamest, right? [05:08] jun     It never changed or improved,     just gathered rust. [05:11] jun     I'm so glad it's going away! [05:21] haru     Did you just call Binan Land lame? [05:23] aki     You're the one who doesn't understand! [05:26] haru     We're going to teach you... [05:28] aki     ...the wonders of Binan Land. [05:34] yu     Those senpai of mine are just the worst! [05:37] gora     Binan Land? [05:38] gora     I had a rough time there... [05:41] yu     Huh? [05:41] yu     Bro, you're down on it, too? [05:44] gora     Goodness, I nearly burned to death. [05:47] yu     At Binan Land? [05:49] gora     Though, looking back,      it's become a good memory. [05:56] all     Yumoto-kun! [05:58] all     We're very sorry! [06:00] all     Let's go play! [06:03] yu     We're here! We're here! SIGN    Last Day [06:04] yu     It's Binan Land! Yay! [06:06] en     He sure is excited. [06:07] at     You're not excited enough, En-chan. [06:10] yu     But are you sure you want     to pay my entry fee? [06:13] at     We're splitting your ticket,     so it's only 480 yen each. [06:17] yu     480 yen?! [06:19] yu     That's a lot of money! [06:20] en     Just take it. [06:21] yu     Thanks! [06:23] yu     I thought this might happen, [06:25] yu     so Bro made me some Bomb Rice Balls! [06:29] yu     When you go to an amusement park,     you need ones with pickled plums, [06:31] yu     tuna mayo, bonito flakes, hard-boiled egg, [06:33] yu     fried chicken and vinegar-miso onions! [06:35] en     I thought I heard one in there I     should really be objecting to... [06:40] yu     It's good! [06:41] en     Well, forget it. [06:44] en     There's something pretty depressing     about a trip to the amusement park [06:47] en     with a bunch of guys. [06:49] ryu     Oh, really? [06:50] ryu     I find it refreshing. [06:52] io     It would be for you, Ryuu. [06:56] at     It's the last day,     but there aren't many people... [06:59] en     Really? [07:00] en     Isn't this standard? [07:02] io     What ride should we start with? [07:04] at     That's right. [07:05] at     We want rides, not attractions. [07:07] yu     Oh! This one! [07:08] yu     The Mad Mouse! [07:09] yu     I rode this one seven times, then barfed! [07:12] yu     I recommend it! [07:13] en     You're sure it wasn't     the vinegar-miso onions? [07:15] at     Why would you ride it until you barf? [07:17] yu     The Mad Mouse is more hard core     than your standard roller coaster! [07:28] yu     See? Hard core, right? [07:30] io     Once was enough for me. [07:32] io     You did it seven times? [07:33] ryu     I can't believe you survived it. [07:35] yu     Well, after I barfed, [07:38] yu     Bro laid me down on a bench, and... [07:41] yu     And what happened after that? [07:44] en     What's wrong, Yumoto? [07:49] (Flashback) gora     I'm sorry, Yumoto. [07:52] (Flashback) gora     I should have stopped you     before it got so bad. [07:54] (Flashback) yu     It's okay. [07:56] (Flashback) yu     I just got too excited. [08:02] (Flashback) gora     Yumoto, I'm sorry. [08:07] (Flashback) yu     What's wrong, big bro? [08:10] (Flashback) yu     Can you wait here a while by yourself? [08:12] (Flashback) yu     Y-Yeah. [08:13] (Flashback) gora     You're sure you'll be okay? [08:15] (Flashback) yu     Yeah. [08:17] (Flashback) yu     I'll be okay! [08:18] (Flashback) gora     Okay. [08:19] (Flashback) gora     I'll be back soon! [08:26] yu     Huh? [08:27] yu     When did he come back? [08:29] yu     I don't remember him coming back... [08:31] ryu     But if he didn't come back,     he wouldn't be here now, right? [08:34] yu     That's true... [08:37] yu     All I have is the memory of feeling     kind of anxious and lonely... [08:41] io     Well, that axe was clearly     cause for concern, wasn't it? [08:46] at     Hey. [08:46] at     Do you think that CIDE     thing Gora-san mentioned... [08:50] wom      Everyone! [08:54] wom     Everyone! [08:56] wom     You must Love Making into the Battle Lovers! [09:01] io     Hey, the Doppler effect. [09:03] en     You used to see that in tokusatsu and stuff. [09:06] en     Scenes where they're screaming and you're like     "where are you even supposed to be yelling from?" [09:09] at     We don't have a choice. [09:10] at     Let's go, too! [09:12] all     Yeah! [09:17] mon     I'm tired of spinning around     and around in the same place! [09:24] mon     The limited track. [09:25] mon     The pre-designated movements. [09:26] mon     The days of oppression. [09:28] mon     I've had enough of it! [09:32] en     Well, he has a point. [09:33] at     I know how he feels. [09:35] mon     Don't act like you understand! [09:38] yu     Love Making! [09:42] yu     Love! [09:43] yu     We are, forever, the heirs     to the throne of love... [09:46] five     Battle Lovers! [09:48] yu     Feel the power... [09:50] five     ...of love! [09:52] yu     Let's go! [09:54] yu     Scarlet Love Lumiere! [09:58] mon     W-Wait a minute! [10:00] mon     I have over 32 pages of detailed backstory! [10:04] mon     Are you sure you want to     end this that quickly? [10:08] yu     Backstory is only effective when     it's intertwined with the drama! [10:11] yu     All you're doing is padding the narrative! [10:15] mon     Th-That's cold... [10:17] yu     If you've got a problem, [10:18] yu     try changing yourself before     resenting everything else! [10:20] yu     We can change the world! [10:27] yu     True Love Attack! [10:39] yu     True Love Fountain! [10:56] yu     Love is over! [10:58] yu     Okay! [10:59] yu     Let's Love Out and ride the Mad Mouse again! [11:03] aki     "We can change the world?" [11:05] haru     Stop stealing lines! [11:08] en     You two... [11:11] both     Galaxy Idols... [11:13] both     The VEPPer! [11:17] aki     You five are so uncooperative. [11:20] haru     Earth upbringing breeds poor taste. [11:22] haru     Or rather, no taste at all. [11:24] aki     That's right, I forgot. [11:27] aki     We must apologize. [11:28] yu     Um, VEPP-san... [11:30] both     It's VEPPer! [11:33] yu     VEPPer-san. [11:35] yu     VEPPer-san, you say you're really big idols, [11:38] yu     and I don't really understand, but okay. [11:42] yu     I also get that we're not     even close to your level. [11:47] haru     What are you talking about? [11:49] yu     We're not trying to compete with you. [11:52] yu     So could you stop fighting us? [11:54] yu     I feel kind of bad for the people     you turn into monsters, don't you? [12:00] yu     So if it might be possible... [12:03] yu     Couldn't we just get along from now on? [12:09] en     Yumoto, really... [12:10] at     Sorry to be harsh, but that's awful. [12:12] yu     Huh? How come? [12:15] ryu     Would you be happy hearing,     "I won't date you, but can't we be friends"? [12:18] io     It's like saying, "the investment failed,      so pay me back half the money." [12:24] yu     Huh? [12:25] haru     Hakone Yumoto... [12:29] aki     And the Defense Club... [12:32] both     We won't forget how you humiliated VEPPer! [12:36] haru     You want to get along? [12:38] aki     Isn't that funny? [12:40] aki     Haru, it is truly funny! [12:42] haru     We really want you to disappear! [12:45] aki     Without a trace or a memory left behind! [12:50] at     Wait a minute. [12:52] at     There's really just one     question I want to ask you. [12:56] at     Why do you hate us in the first place? [13:00] en     You can't really hate someone [13:01] en     unless they're at least on your own level... [13:09] both     Maximum Gorar was a person who may     have become a big brother to us! SIGN    Dadacha Born December 24th (adjusting for Earth calendar) Blood Type B (probably) Capricorn Hobbies: Secret Favorite food: Crickets [13:26] mon     This is the end, Maximum Gorar! [13:29] haru     Gorar! [13:30] aki     Don't worry, Haru! [13:32] aki     Maximum Gorar never loses! [13:34] haru     Y-Yeah... [13:35] haru     Maximum Gorar is invincible! [13:41] io     Huh? M-Maxi...? [13:44] ryu     Who's that? [13:45] yu     That's Gora's hero name. [13:47] ryu     Huh? [13:48] ryu     The Beppu Brothers know Gora-san? [13:50] io     I'm not sure whether to object [13:52] io     first to the "may have become     a big brother" line, or... [13:55] wom     Everyone! [13:57] wom     I feel I should explain! [14:00] wom     Until a while back, Earth played host     to a battle of love and justice! [14:06] wom     The people watched this     battle and called it... [14:10] wom     "Can I Destroy the Earth? 2" SIGN    Can I Destroy the Earth? 2 [14:14] wom     "2" of course means there was a "1"! [14:18] yu     That's my big bro! [14:19] wom     That's right! [14:20] wom     The man protecting the Earth     was the ultimate warrior, [14:23] wom     Maximum Gorar! [14:29] haru     And we were here! [14:31] aki     Right here with Gora-san! [14:36] dada     This is taking too long! [14:38] dada     That's why I hate exposition episodes! [14:42] dada     Forced Memory Transfer! SIGN    Binan Land First Hero Show [14:50] (Flashback) mon     To oblivion with this backwater planet! [14:56] (Flashback) mon     Are you not afraid of me? [15:00] (Flashback) aki     Well, there's a guy inside the suit, right? [15:03] (Flashback) haru     It's hard playing the villain     in hero shows, huh, Mister? [15:10] (Flashback) haru     What is it? [15:12] (Flashback) mon     I like you! [15:13] (Flashback) mon     That sarcasm and cool-headedness. [15:15] (Flashback) mon     You would make fine henchmen for me! [15:20] (Flashback) haru     Stranger danger! [15:21] (Flashback) aki     Police! [15:22] (Flashback) mon     Too bad, Earthlings. [15:24] (Flashback) mon     I did my research, and found     out that amusement parks [15:26] (Flashback) mon     are places where the existence     of aliens is tolerated. [15:31] (Flashback) haru     Monsters aren't supposed to be that smart,     you big brute! [15:35] (Flashback) mon     I'll teach you one more thing. [15:37] (Flashback) mon     Do you know why monsters always     attack kindergarten buses? [15:39] (Flashback) aki     Because they're on TV shows for kids, right? [15:42] (Flashback) aki     Let us go! [15:43] (Flashback) mon     No. [15:45] (Flashback) mon     It's because young humans are     the easiest to brainwash. [15:48] (Flashback) mon     Soon, I will make you worship me. [15:51] (Flashback) haru     Will not! [15:53] (Flashback) aki     Someone! [15:53] (Flashback) aki     This guy's not acting! [15:55] (Flashback) haru     Help us! [16:02] (Flashback) mon     Your screams are useless! [16:04] (Flashback) mon     No one can hear you! [16:06] (Flashback) gora      I'm disappointed in you! [16:09] (Flashback) gora     Seeing you attack young children! [16:13] (Flashback) mon     Maximum Gorar! [16:19] (Flashback) gora     Let those children go! [16:22] (Flashback) mon     Never! [16:23] (Flashback) mon     You're a mere thief,     attempting to steal my prey! [16:27] (Flashback) mon     I will punish you! [16:33] (Flashback) gora     Wood-Chopping Beam! [16:35] (Flashback) mon     My, my. [16:36] (Flashback) mon     Are you sure you want to do that? [16:37] (Flashback) mon     Don't you care what happens     to these little Earthlings? [16:42] (Flashback) mon     It seems you can't touch me     as long as I have hostages. [16:47] (Flashback) mon     Today you die, Maximum Gorar! [16:50] (Flashback) mon     Take this! [17:00] (Flashback) haru     It's hot! [17:01] (Flashback) haru     Don't tell me... [17:02] (Flashback) aki     This is all real? [17:13] (Flashback) mon     Rest in peace, Maximum Gorar! [17:17] (Flashback) both     Gorar! [17:18] (Flashback) both     Wake up! You have to wake up! [17:21] (Flashback) both     Gorar, wake up! [17:23] (Flashback) both     Maximum Gorar! [17:26] (Flashback) haru     It can't be... [17:27] (Flashback) aki     I don't like this plot twist. [17:29] (Flashback) mon     It's no use. [17:30] (Flashback) mon     Your fate has been decided. [17:32] (Flashback) mon     You cannot change the world. [17:34] (Flashback) mon     Let's go! [17:36] (Flashback) mon     Next week, there will be a new twist! [17:42] (Flashback) gora     ...can change... [17:46] (Flashback) gora     We... can change... the world. [17:51] (Flashback) mon     He still has the strength to stand? [17:54] (Flashback) gora     We can change the world! [17:56] (Flashback) mon     What? [17:58] (Flashback) hashi     Gorar! [17:59] (Flashback) hashi     Use the Super Wood-Chopping Axe! [18:08] (Flashback) gora     Super Wood-Chopping Axe! [18:18] (Flashback) haru     Gorar! Thank you! [18:20] (Flashback) aki     Thank you so much! [18:21] (Flashback) gora     Thank you for cheering me on. [18:23] (Flashback) gora     Take care, you two. [18:25] (Flashback) haru     Huh? You're leaving already? [18:27] (Flashback) gora     I'm sorry, I have Yumoto... [18:29] (Flashback) gora     I mean, I have a child waiting for me. [18:32] (Flashback) gora     Take this. [18:33] (Flashback) gora     It's a Bomb Rice Ball. [18:38] (Flashback) gora     There's pickled plums, tuna mayo, [18:39] (Flashback) gora     bonito flakes, hard-boiled egg, fried chicken [18:41] (Flashback) gora     and vinegar-miso onions inside. [18:45] (Flashback) gora     Make mischief if you must. [18:46] (Flashback) gora     Just grow up big and strong! [18:51] (Flashback) aki     I wish he could stay with us forever... [18:55] (Flashback) haru     Yeah... [19:01] yu     Big bro... [19:02] at     Which means that long ago, Gora-san... [19:04] ryu     As Maximum Gorar... [19:06] io     ...saved the Beppu Brothers? [19:11] en     Wh-What did you say?! [19:16] at     Tradition, tradition! [19:18] io     We can't have a major plot twist [19:20] io     without Yufuin-senpai shouting     "What did you say?!" [19:24] ryu     That was a great "What did you say?!", too! [19:26] en     Thank you tremendously for your praise. [19:28] haru     Ruining our great story with     their snide comments... [19:32] aki     They were unworthy both to hear [19:36] aki     and know about our bond with Gora-san... [19:39] yu     Hey, VEPP Brothers-san. [19:41] both     It's VEPPer! [19:43] yu     VEPPer-san, I'm glad you     like my brother so much, [19:47] yu     but you shouldn't hate my     senpai because of that. [19:51] ryu     Wrong, Yumoto. [19:54] ryu     This is like a complicated     in-law relationship. [19:57] ryu     "I like my husband, but     I hate my mother-in-law, [19:59] ryu     and I hate my sister-in-law too." [20:02] io     The whole "may have been a big brother to us" [20:04] io     indicates a certain unhealthy attachment. [20:07] io     Ryuu, you're surprisingly     proficient in psychology. [20:10] ryu     Hey, don't say "surprisingly." [20:12] ryu     Anyway, it's viscerally impossible     for them to get along with us. [20:16] ryu     It defies logic. [20:18] aki     Could you please stop psychoanalyzing us? [20:20] haru     It's extremely aggravating, and creepy, too. [20:23] en     No, no. [20:24] en     I understand how you feel, [20:26] en     but that's no reason to pester us. [20:29] at     Yumoto and Gora-san are brothers. [20:31] at     That's a fact that can't be changed. [20:33] en     We may be the Battle Lovers, [20:35] en     but if you don't stop stalking us, we're     willing to bring the authorities into this. [20:39] at     What do you mean? [20:40] en     Take them for arbitration or court,     or get a restraining order, perhaps. [20:45] wom     Such graphic language from an     heir to the throne of love! [20:49] en     If we can take this to a     higher authority, we should. [20:52] en     All these battles are tiring me out. [20:53] at     And bringing in a third party     should cut down on squabbling. [20:59] at     Okay, we'll do that. SIGN    Kurotama Bath [21:21] yu     I'm so tired. [21:23] at     I'm sorry your last big day at     Binan Land was such a waste. [21:28] yu     Yeah... [21:29] ryu     Don't be so sad. [21:30] ryu     Memories are forever, right? [21:32] io     That's right. [21:33] io     Even all that nonsense today might     turn out to be a good memory. [21:36] io     Maybe... possibly... [21:39] ryu     Not convincing. [21:42] yu     But yeah, you're right. [21:44] yu     Let's take a bath and cheer ourselves up! [21:48] yu     We're back, Bro Gora! [21:51] yu     Big bro? [21:53] yu     Huh? [21:54] yu     He'd usually come right out with his axe... [22:01] en     Gora-san disappeared with his     wood-chopping pile unfinished? SIGN    Next Time SIGN    Love is What Matters [23:54] ryu     Next time:     "Love is What Matters!" [23:56] ryu     Love Making!