# 10 - Days of Love and Acclaim
Source: [Crunchyroll](https://www.crunchyroll.com/series/GRZX20P8Y/cute-high-earth-defense-club-love)
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**[00:00] both**
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**[00:00] sign**
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**[00:00] en**
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**[00:00] ryu**
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***SIGN*** Earth Defense Club (lol)
**[00:08] yu**
Mornin'...
**[00:09] all**
Heya.
**[00:09] io**
Good day.
**[00:15] en**
There's something you don't see every day...
**[00:17] at**
What is it?
**[00:18] en**
Yumoto just sighed!
**[00:20] all**
What?
**[00:20] all**
No way!
**[00:21] yu**
What?
**[00:23] yu**
I can sigh sometimes, too...
**[00:25] en**
Can not.
**[00:26] at**
Yeah, you can't.
**[00:27] ryu**
Can't.
**[00:28] io**
You cannot.
**[00:29] wom**
What happened?
**[00:31] wom**
Does it have anything to do with VEPPer?
**[00:33] yu**
No, I don't care about that.
**[00:36] en**
Wombat's been getting more careless with
how he treats Mr. Tawarayama lately.
**[00:40] io**
I believe he's always been that way.
**[00:42] ryu**
So rude to a dead person.
**[00:44] wom**
He is not dead!
**[00:46] wom**
He's just in sleep mode!
**[00:47] ryu**
What is he, a computer?
**[00:49] at**
So why are you sighing, Yumoto?
**[00:54] yu**
Something important to me is going away.
**[00:56] io**
Something important to you?
**[00:58] en**
Not Wombat?
**[01:00] at**
I'm curious.
**[01:01] at**
What is it?
**[01:02] ryu**
This isn't a sex thing, is it?
**[01:04] io**
Why are you asking so nervously?
**[01:07] yu**
It's not a sex thing!
**[01:08] yu**
It's Binan Land!
**[01:10] yu**
They're tearing it down!
**[01:13] all**
Oh.
**[01:16] yu**
What kind of hum-drum reaction is that?!
**[01:18] at**
I just haven't heard that name in so long.
**[01:22] io**
He's right.
***SIGN*** Notice About Closing of Binan Land
***SIGN*** To all our regular patrons, we must regrettably cease operations. We thank you for your loyal devotion all these years. Binan Land Staff
**[01:24] io**
It says Binan Land is closing
at the end of the month.
***SIGN*** Binan Land
Bringing You Tons of Fun!
**[01:28] ryu**
Well, go figure.
**[01:30] ryu**
I don't know a single couple who went
there that didn't break up afterwards.
**[01:33] en**
That's your standard?
**[01:35] ryu**
Well, if you're going on a date, it's
gotta be that You-Know-What-land or Sea.
**[01:39] at**
That's their brand. Young or old,
boy or girl, anyone can enjoy it.
**[01:43] en**
But Binan's just got the
sad old ferris wheel,
**[01:46] en**
the sad kid's coaster, and that's about it.
**[01:49] ryu**
And that other thing!
**[01:50] ryu**
The sad little merry-go-round!
**[01:52] io**
Wait a minute.
**[01:54] io**
It says they did a hero show at one point, too.
**[01:57] en**
Seriously?
**[01:58] io**
But "they were so scary, they stopped
after one performance," it says.
**[02:03] ryu**
What's there to be scared of in a hero show?
**[02:05] en**
And they only held one?
**[02:09] at**
So you have a choice between sad or scary?
**[02:11] at**
What a meeting of extremes!
**[02:12] yu**
You're all so mean, Senpai!
**[02:14] yu**
Stop calling it sad!
**[02:16] wom**
Binan Land...
**[02:18] wom**
There's something familiar about that name...
**[02:21] ryu**
You don't have to humor him.
**[02:23] io**
This is how the world works.
**[02:25] io**
Consider it an education.
**[02:27] yu**
You stupid-dupid numbat senpai!
**[02:34] io**
Were we too hard on him?
**[02:35] ryu**
He did say it was important to him...
**[02:38] en**
Just what is a numbat, anyway?
**[02:40] at**
Maybe he meant dingbat?
**[02:42] ryu**
Is a dingbat even a real thing?
**[02:45] io**
He could have also meant
nimrod or numbskull, too.
**[02:48] at**
I see.
**[02:50] at**
Yumoto quality.
**[02:51] en**
Either way, we were probably too hard on him.
**[02:54] all**
Yeah...
**[02:57] wom**
Binan Land...
**[03:00] wom**
I'm just sure I've heard that name...
**[03:01] ryu**
I told you, forget it!
***SIGN*** Days of Love and Acclaim
**[04:40] haru**
Stupidity might be the
strongest thing there is.
**[04:43] aki**
What I really can't stand is
***SIGN*** Foolish
**[04:45] aki**
how astronomically lame they
are compared to Gora-san.
**[04:49] haru**
You're so right.
**[04:50] haru**
I'd like them to disappear
without a single particle remaining.
**[04:53] jun**
I hate lame things, too.
***SIGN*** Junya Entaro
**[04:59] jun**
It's an honor to be here.
**[05:00] jun**
That reminds me.
**[05:01] jun**
Binan Land is finally closing, you know?
**[05:05] jun**
That place was just the lamest, right?
**[05:08] jun**
It never changed or improved,
just gathered rust.
**[05:11] jun**
I'm so glad it's going away!
**[05:21] haru**
Did you just call Binan Land lame?
**[05:23] aki**
You're the one who doesn't understand!
**[05:26] haru**
We're going to teach you...
**[05:28] aki**
...the wonders of Binan Land.
**[05:34] yu**
Those senpai of mine are just the worst!
**[05:37] gora**
Binan Land?
**[05:38] gora**
I had a rough time there...
**[05:41] yu**
Huh?
**[05:41] yu**
Bro, you're down on it, too?
**[05:44] gora**
Goodness, I nearly burned to death.
**[05:47] yu**
At Binan Land?
**[05:49] gora**
Though, looking back,
it's become a good memory.
**[05:56] all**
Yumoto-kun!
**[05:58] all**
We're very sorry!
**[06:00] all**
Let's go play!
**[06:03] yu**
We're here! We're here!
***SIGN*** Last Day
**[06:04] yu**
It's Binan Land! Yay!
**[06:06] en**
He sure is excited.
**[06:07] at**
You're not excited enough, En-chan.
**[06:10] yu**
But are you sure you want
to pay my entry fee?
**[06:13] at**
We're splitting your ticket,
so it's only 480 yen each.
**[06:17] yu**
480 yen?!
**[06:19] yu**
That's a lot of money!
**[06:20] en**
Just take it.
**[06:21] yu**
Thanks!
**[06:23] yu**
I thought this might happen,
**[06:25] yu**
so Bro made me some Bomb Rice Balls!
**[06:29] yu**
When you go to an amusement park,
you need ones with pickled plums,
**[06:31] yu**
tuna mayo, bonito flakes, hard-boiled egg,
**[06:33] yu**
fried chicken and vinegar-miso onions!
**[06:35] en**
I thought I heard one in there I
should really be objecting to...
**[06:40] yu**
It's good!
**[06:41] en**
Well, forget it.
**[06:44] en**
There's something pretty depressing
about a trip to the amusement park
**[06:47] en**
with a bunch of guys.
**[06:49] ryu**
Oh, really?
**[06:50] ryu**
I find it refreshing.
**[06:52] io**
It would be for you, Ryuu.
**[06:56] at**
It's the last day,
but there aren't many people...
**[06:59] en**
Really?
**[07:00] en**
Isn't this standard?
**[07:02] io**
What ride should we start with?
**[07:04] at**
That's right.
**[07:05] at**
We want rides, not attractions.
**[07:07] yu**
Oh! This one!
**[07:08] yu**
The Mad Mouse!
**[07:09] yu**
I rode this one seven times, then barfed!
**[07:12] yu**
I recommend it!
**[07:13] en**
You're sure it wasn't
the vinegar-miso onions?
**[07:15] at**
Why would you ride it until you barf?
**[07:17] yu**
The Mad Mouse is more hard core
than your standard roller coaster!
**[07:28] yu**
See? Hard core, right?
**[07:30] io**
Once was enough for me.
**[07:32] io**
You did it seven times?
**[07:33] ryu**
I can't believe you survived it.
**[07:35] yu**
Well, after I barfed,
**[07:38] yu**
Bro laid me down on a bench, and...
**[07:41] yu**
And what happened after that?
**[07:44] en**
What's wrong, Yumoto?
**[07:49] (Flashback) gora**
I'm sorry, Yumoto.
**[07:52] (Flashback) gora**
I should have stopped you
before it got so bad.
**[07:54] (Flashback) yu**
It's okay.
**[07:56] (Flashback) yu**
I just got too excited.
**[08:02] (Flashback) gora**
Yumoto, I'm sorry.
**[08:07] (Flashback) yu**
What's wrong, big bro?
**[08:10] (Flashback) yu**
Can you wait here a while by yourself?
**[08:12] (Flashback) yu**
Y-Yeah.
**[08:13] (Flashback) gora**
You're sure you'll be okay?
**[08:15] (Flashback) yu**
Yeah.
**[08:17] (Flashback) yu**
I'll be okay!
**[08:18] (Flashback) gora**
Okay.
**[08:19] (Flashback) gora**
I'll be back soon!
**[08:26] yu**
Huh?
**[08:27] yu**
When did he come back?
**[08:29] yu**
I don't remember him coming back...
**[08:31] ryu**
But if he didn't come back,
he wouldn't be here now, right?
**[08:34] yu**
That's true...
**[08:37] yu**
All I have is the memory of feeling
kind of anxious and lonely...
**[08:41] io**
Well, that axe was clearly
cause for concern, wasn't it?
**[08:46] at**
Hey.
**[08:46] at**
Do you think that CIDE
thing Gora-san mentioned...
**[08:50] wom**
Everyone!
**[08:54] wom**
Everyone!
**[08:56] wom**
You must Love Making into the Battle Lovers!
**[09:01] io**
Hey, the Doppler effect.
**[09:03] en**
You used to see that in tokusatsu and stuff.
**[09:06] en**
Scenes where they're screaming and you're like
"where are you even supposed to be yelling from?"
**[09:09] at**
We don't have a choice.
**[09:10] at**
Let's go, too!
**[09:12] all**
Yeah!
**[09:17] mon**
I'm tired of spinning around
and around in the same place!
**[09:24] mon**
The limited track.
**[09:25] mon**
The pre-designated movements.
**[09:26] mon**
The days of oppression.
**[09:28] mon**
I've had enough of it!
**[09:32] en**
Well, he has a point.
**[09:33] at**
I know how he feels.
**[09:35] mon**
Don't act like you understand!
**[09:38] yu**
Love Making!
**[09:42] yu**
Love!
**[09:43] yu**
We are, forever, the heirs
to the throne of love...
**[09:46] five**
Battle Lovers!
**[09:48] yu**
Feel the power...
**[09:50] five**
...of love!
**[09:52] yu**
Let's go!
**[09:54] yu**
Scarlet Love Lumiere!
**[09:58] mon**
W-Wait a minute!
**[10:00] mon**
I have over 32 pages of detailed backstory!
**[10:04] mon**
Are you sure you want to
end this that quickly?
**[10:08] yu**
Backstory is only effective when
it's intertwined with the drama!
**[10:11] yu**
All you're doing is padding the narrative!
**[10:15] mon**
Th-That's cold...
**[10:17] yu**
If you've got a problem,
**[10:18] yu**
try changing yourself before
resenting everything else!
**[10:20] yu**
We can change the world!
**[10:27] yu**
True Love Attack!
**[10:39] yu**
True Love Fountain!
**[10:56] yu**
Love is over!
**[10:58] yu**
Okay!
**[10:59] yu**
Let's Love Out and ride the Mad Mouse again!
**[11:03] aki**
"We can change the world?"
**[11:05] haru**
Stop stealing lines!
**[11:08] en**
You two...
**[11:11] both**
Galaxy Idols...
**[11:13] both**
The VEPPer!
**[11:17] aki**
You five are so uncooperative.
**[11:20] haru**
Earth upbringing breeds poor taste.
**[11:22] haru**
Or rather, no taste at all.
**[11:24] aki**
That's right, I forgot.
**[11:27] aki**
We must apologize.
**[11:28] yu**
Um, VEPP-san...
**[11:30] both**
It's VEPPer!
**[11:33] yu**
VEPPer-san.
**[11:35] yu**
VEPPer-san, you say you're really big idols,
**[11:38] yu**
and I don't really understand, but okay.
**[11:42] yu**
I also get that we're not
even close to your level.
**[11:47] haru**
What are you talking about?
**[11:49] yu**
We're not trying to compete with you.
**[11:52] yu**
So could you stop fighting us?
**[11:54] yu**
I feel kind of bad for the people
you turn into monsters, don't you?
**[12:00] yu**
So if it might be possible...
**[12:03] yu**
Couldn't we just get along from now on?
**[12:09] en**
Yumoto, really...
**[12:10] at**
Sorry to be harsh, but that's awful.
**[12:12] yu**
Huh? How come?
**[12:15] ryu**
Would you be happy hearing,
"I won't date you, but can't we be friends"?
**[12:18] io**
It's like saying, "the investment failed,
so pay me back half the money."
**[12:24] yu**
Huh?
**[12:25] haru**
Hakone Yumoto...
**[12:29] aki**
And the Defense Club...
**[12:32] both**
We won't forget how you humiliated VEPPer!
**[12:36] haru**
You want to get along?
**[12:38] aki**
Isn't that funny?
**[12:40] aki**
Haru, it is truly funny!
**[12:42] haru**
We really want you to disappear!
**[12:45] aki**
Without a trace or a memory left behind!
**[12:50] at**
Wait a minute.
**[12:52] at**
There's really just one
question I want to ask you.
**[12:56] at**
Why do you hate us in the first place?
**[13:00] en**
You can't really hate someone
**[13:01] en**
unless they're at least on your own level...
**[13:09] both**
Maximum Gorar was a person who may
have become a big brother to us!
***SIGN*** Dadacha Born December 24th (adjusting for Earth calendar) Blood Type B (probably) Capricorn Hobbies: Secret Favorite food: Crickets
**[13:26] mon**
*This is the end, Maximum Gorar!*
**[13:29] haru**
Gorar!
**[13:30] aki**
Don't worry, Haru!
**[13:32] aki**
Maximum Gorar never loses!
**[13:34] haru**
Y-Yeah...
**[13:35] haru**
Maximum Gorar is invincible!
**[13:41] io**
Huh? M-Maxi...?
**[13:44] ryu**
Who's that?
**[13:45] yu**
That's Gora's hero name.
**[13:47] ryu**
Huh?
**[13:48] ryu**
The Beppu Brothers know Gora-san?
**[13:50] io**
I'm not sure whether to object
**[13:52] io**
first to the "may have become
a big brother" line, or...
**[13:55] wom**
Everyone!
**[13:57] wom**
I feel I should explain!
**[14:00] wom**
Until a while back, Earth played host
to a battle of love and justice!
**[14:06] wom**
The people watched this
battle and called it...
**[14:10] wom**
"Can I Destroy the Earth? 2"
***SIGN*** Can I Destroy the Earth? 2
**[14:14] wom**
"2" of course means there was a "1"!
**[14:18] yu**
That's my big bro!
**[14:19] wom**
That's right!
**[14:20] wom**
The man protecting the Earth
was the ultimate warrior,
**[14:23] wom**
Maximum Gorar!
**[14:29] haru**
And we were here!
**[14:31] aki**
Right here with Gora-san!
**[14:36] dada**
This is taking too long!
**[14:38] dada**
That's why I hate exposition episodes!
**[14:42] dada**
Forced Memory Transfer!
***SIGN*** Binan Land First Hero Show
**[14:50] (Flashback) mon**
To oblivion with this backwater planet!
**[14:56] (Flashback) mon**
Are you not afraid of me?
**[15:00] (Flashback) aki**
Well, there's a guy inside the suit, right?
**[15:03] (Flashback) haru**
It's hard playing the villain
in hero shows, huh, Mister?
**[15:10] (Flashback) haru**
What is it?
**[15:12] (Flashback) mon**
I like you!
**[15:13] (Flashback) mon**
That sarcasm and cool-headedness.
**[15:15] (Flashback) mon**
You would make fine henchmen for me!
**[15:20] (Flashback) haru**
Stranger danger!
**[15:21] (Flashback) aki**
Police!
**[15:22] (Flashback) mon**
Too bad, Earthlings.
**[15:24] (Flashback) mon**
I did my research, and found
out that amusement parks
**[15:26] (Flashback) mon**
are places where the existence
of aliens is tolerated.
**[15:31] (Flashback) haru**
Monsters aren't supposed to be that smart,
you big brute!
**[15:35] (Flashback) mon**
I'll teach you one more thing.
**[15:37] (Flashback) mon**
Do you know why monsters always
attack kindergarten buses?
**[15:39] (Flashback) aki**
Because they're on TV shows for kids, right?
**[15:42] (Flashback) aki**
Let us go!
**[15:43] (Flashback) mon**
No.
**[15:45] (Flashback) mon**
It's because young humans are
the easiest to brainwash.
**[15:48] (Flashback) mon**
Soon, I will make you worship me.
**[15:51] (Flashback) haru**
Will not!
**[15:53] (Flashback) aki**
Someone!
**[15:53] (Flashback) aki**
This guy's not acting!
**[15:55] (Flashback) haru**
Help us!
**[16:02] (Flashback) mon**
Your screams are useless!
**[16:04] (Flashback) mon**
No one can hear you!
**[16:06] (Flashback) gora**
I'm disappointed in you!
**[16:09] (Flashback) gora**
Seeing you attack young children!
**[16:13] (Flashback) mon**
Maximum Gorar!
**[16:19] (Flashback) gora**
Let those children go!
**[16:22] (Flashback) mon**
Never!
**[16:23] (Flashback) mon**
You're a mere thief,
attempting to steal my prey!
**[16:27] (Flashback) mon**
I will punish you!
**[16:33] (Flashback) gora**
Wood-Chopping Beam!
**[16:35] (Flashback) mon**
My, my.
**[16:36] (Flashback) mon**
Are you sure you want to do that?
**[16:37] (Flashback) mon**
Don't you care what happens
to these little Earthlings?
**[16:42] (Flashback) mon**
It seems you can't touch me
as long as I have hostages.
**[16:47] (Flashback) mon**
Today you die, Maximum Gorar!
**[16:50] (Flashback) mon**
Take this!
**[17:00] (Flashback) haru**
It's hot!
**[17:01] (Flashback) haru**
Don't tell me...
**[17:02] (Flashback) aki**
This is all real?
**[17:13] (Flashback) mon**
Rest in peace, Maximum Gorar!
**[17:17] (Flashback) both**
Gorar!
**[17:18] (Flashback) both**
Wake up! You have to wake up!
**[17:21] (Flashback) both**
Gorar, wake up!
**[17:23] (Flashback) both**
Maximum Gorar!
**[17:26] (Flashback) haru**
It can't be...
**[17:27] (Flashback) aki**
I don't like this plot twist.
**[17:29] (Flashback) mon**
It's no use.
**[17:30] (Flashback) mon**
Your fate has been decided.
**[17:32] (Flashback) mon**
You cannot change the world.
**[17:34] (Flashback) mon**
Let's go!
**[17:36] (Flashback) mon**
Next week, there will be a new twist!
**[17:42] (Flashback) gora**
...can change...
**[17:46] (Flashback) gora**
We... can change... the world.
**[17:51] (Flashback) mon**
He still has the strength to stand?
**[17:54] (Flashback) gora**
We *can* change the world!
**[17:56] (Flashback) mon**
What?
**[17:58] (Flashback) hashi**
Gorar!
**[17:59] (Flashback) hashi**
Use the Super Wood-Chopping Axe!
**[18:08] (Flashback) gora**
Super Wood-Chopping Axe!
**[18:18] (Flashback) haru**
Gorar! Thank you!
**[18:20] (Flashback) aki**
Thank you so much!
**[18:21] (Flashback) gora**
Thank you for cheering me on.
**[18:23] (Flashback) gora**
Take care, you two.
**[18:25] (Flashback) haru**
Huh? You're leaving already?
**[18:27] (Flashback) gora**
I'm sorry, I have Yumoto...
**[18:29] (Flashback) gora**
I mean, I have a child waiting for me.
**[18:32] (Flashback) gora**
Take this.
**[18:33] (Flashback) gora**
It's a Bomb Rice Ball.
**[18:38] (Flashback) gora**
There's pickled plums, tuna mayo,
**[18:39] (Flashback) gora**
bonito flakes, hard-boiled egg, fried chicken
**[18:41] (Flashback) gora**
and vinegar-miso onions inside.
**[18:45] (Flashback) gora**
Make mischief if you must.
**[18:46] (Flashback) gora**
Just grow up big and strong!
**[18:51] (Flashback) aki**
I wish he could stay with us forever...
**[18:55] (Flashback) haru**
Yeah...
**[19:01] yu**
Big bro...
**[19:02] at**
Which means that long ago, Gora-san...
**[19:04] ryu**
As Maximum Gorar...
**[19:06] io**
...saved the Beppu Brothers?
**[19:11] en**
Wh-What did you say?!
**[19:16] at**
Tradition, tradition!
**[19:18] io**
We can't have a major plot twist
**[19:20] io**
without Yufuin-senpai shouting
"What did you say?!"
**[19:24] ryu**
That was a great "What did you say?!", too!
**[19:26] en**
Thank you tremendously for your praise.
**[19:28] haru**
Ruining our great story with
their snide comments...
**[19:32] aki**
They were unworthy both to hear
**[19:36] aki**
and know about our bond with Gora-san...
**[19:39] yu**
Hey, VEPP Brothers-san.
**[19:41] both**
It's VEPPer!
**[19:43] yu**
VEPPer-san, I'm glad you
like my brother so much,
**[19:47] yu**
but you shouldn't hate my
senpai because of that.
**[19:51] ryu**
Wrong, Yumoto.
**[19:54] ryu**
This is like a complicated
in-law relationship.
**[19:57] ryu**
"I like my husband, but
I hate my mother-in-law,
**[19:59] ryu**
and I hate my sister-in-law too."
**[20:02] io**
The whole "may have been a big brother to us"
**[20:04] io**
indicates a certain unhealthy attachment.
**[20:07] io**
Ryuu, you're surprisingly
proficient in psychology.
**[20:10] ryu**
Hey, don't say "surprisingly."
**[20:12] ryu**
Anyway, it's viscerally impossible
for them to get along with us.
**[20:16] ryu**
It defies logic.
**[20:18] aki**
Could you please stop psychoanalyzing us?
**[20:20] haru**
It's extremely aggravating, and creepy, too.
**[20:23] en**
No, no.
**[20:24] en**
I understand how you feel,
**[20:26] en**
but that's no reason to pester us.
**[20:29] at**
Yumoto and Gora-san are brothers.
**[20:31] at**
That's a fact that can't be changed.
**[20:33] en**
We may be the Battle Lovers,
**[20:35] en**
but if you don't stop stalking us, we're
willing to bring the authorities into this.
**[20:39] at**
What do you mean?
**[20:40] en**
Take them for arbitration or court,
or get a restraining order, perhaps.
**[20:45] wom**
Such graphic language from an
heir to the throne of love!
**[20:49] en**
If we can take this to a
higher authority, we should.
**[20:52] en**
All these battles are tiring me out.
**[20:53] at**
And bringing in a third party
should cut down on squabbling.
**[20:59] at**
Okay, we'll do that.
***SIGN*** Kurotama Bath
**[21:21] yu**
I'm so tired.
**[21:23] at**
I'm sorry your last big day at
Binan Land was such a waste.
**[21:28] yu**
Yeah...
**[21:29] ryu**
Don't be so sad.
**[21:30] ryu**
Memories are forever, right?
**[21:32] io**
That's right.
**[21:33] io**
Even all that nonsense today might
turn out to be a good memory.
**[21:36] io**
Maybe... possibly...
**[21:39] ryu**
Not convincing.
**[21:42] yu**
But yeah, you're right.
**[21:44] yu**
Let's take a bath and cheer ourselves up!
**[21:48] yu**
We're back, Bro Gora!
**[21:51] yu**
Big bro?
**[21:53] yu**
Huh?
**[21:54] yu**
He'd usually come right out with his axe...
**[22:01] en**
Gora-san disappeared with his
wood-chopping pile unfinished?
***SIGN*** Next Time
***SIGN*** Love is What Matters
**[23:54] ryu**
Next time:
"Love is What Matters!"
**[23:56] ryu**
Love Making!