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E2 - Floor Guardians

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[00:36] ---
    My, am I the first?
[00:41] ---
    Shalltear. She is the floor guardian
    of the first, second, and third floors
[00:45] ---
    in the Great Tomb of Nazarick.
    She is a true vampire.
[00:50] ---
    My lord!
[00:53] ---
    The one beloved man I cannot rule above!
[00:57] ---
    Wha... Hey!
[00:58] ---
    Shalltear, why don't you give it a rest?
[01:03] ---
    Oh, little shorty. You were here?
[01:07] ---
    It must be difficult, Mare,
    to have such a crazy older sister.
[01:13] ---
    Fake boobs.
[01:14] ---
    What?!
[01:15] ---
    Looks like I was right!
[01:16] ---
    That's why you went through
    the trouble of using a gate to get here.
[01:19] ---
    You were in a hurry,
    but since you overstuffed your breasts
[01:21] ---
    they would shift if you ran.
[01:25] ---
    Shut your mouth! You
    have nothing, yourself!
[01:28] ---
    I'm still only 76 years old,
    but you're an undead.
[01:32] ---
    It must be tough having
    no more chance to grow.
[01:35] ---
    Why don't you just
    accept what you have now?
[01:37] ---
    Bitch!
[01:39] ---
    You should think
    carefully about what you say!
[01:39] ---
    How nostalgic.
[01:41] ---
    Peroroncino-san, who created
    Shalltear, and his older sister
[01:46] ---
    Bukubuku Chagama-san, who created Aura
    and Mare, used to always fight like this.
[01:50] ---
    What a ruckus.
[01:54] ---
    You two are playing around
    too much in front of our master.
[01:57] ---
    Cocytus. He is the floor
    guardian of the fifth floor.
[02:00] ---
    Both his personality and concept design
    were set with the word "warrior" in mind.
[02:04] ---
    This little shorty slandered me!
[02:06] ---
    I told the truth!
[02:09] ---
    That's enough!
[02:11] ---
    Shalltear. Aura.
    That is enough playing around.
[02:15] ---
    I apologize!
[02:17] ---
    You came, Cocytus.
[02:20] ---
    I shall always respond
    immediately to your summons.
[02:23] ---
    Yes, good work.
[02:25] ---
    Everyone, I apologize for
    making you all wait.
[02:29] ---
    Demiurge.
[02:31] ---
    He is the floor guardian of the seventh
    floor in the Great Tomb of Nazarick.
[02:35] ---
    He is a demon set as the NPC leader
    when we must take defensive actions.
[02:47] ---
    Now, everyone. To our
    supreme leader, the ritual of fidelity.
[02:56] ---
    Where did the answer go? Search for it
[03:01] ---
    Where's my soul?
[03:12] ---
    It's like a fear, just like a nightmare
[03:14] ---
    Even when I wake, all I've got is bones
[03:17] ---
    I'm in a panic? Get out, hurry
[03:19] ---
    Oh, there're mysteries and miseries
[03:22] ---
    Dead or alive, I'm being
    swayed by the line between them

[03:24] ---
    If I wander, right to left to hell
[03:27] ---
    Invitation to loneliness,
    withdrawal of emotion

[03:29] ---
    I dance 1, 2, 3 steps on this dark stage
[03:32] ---
    Raise your flag, march on, fight
[03:34] ---
    My hand reaches for the mask's edge,
    but only my bones resound

[03:37] ---
    Wars and swords, tears and blood
[03:39] ---
    I suddenly find myself
    laughing at the overflowing power

[03:45] ---
    Where is the answer? Search for it
[03:50] ---
    Where's my soul? Where's my heart?
[03:53] ---
    I'm getting swallowed up by reality
[03:55] ---
    Don't hesitate, go this way
[04:00] ---
    I don't know, I don't care
[04:03] ---
    Even if I'm moving an imitation
[04:06] ---
    I just have to live on in this world
[04:10] ---
    Ah, the sadness of loss aches once again
[04:15] ---
    Misery-World
[04:24] ---
    The world of the DMMO-RPG Yggdrasil
    changed after the last day of service.
[04:32] ---
    Though magic can still be used,
    various rules have changed
[04:36] ---
    and the NPCs have begun
    to move on their own volition.
[04:39] ---
    Raise your heads.
[04:41] ---
    Why am I showing them such
    a depressed and hopeless aura?!
[04:45] ---
    You all did well to gather here. Thank you.
[04:50] ---
    Your thanks is wasted upon us.
    We here have all pledged ourselves to you.
[04:55] ---
    Lord Momonga, you may find us lacking.
[04:59] ---
    However, we vow to work hard
    and to live up to the expectations
[05:03] ---
    of the supreme beings who created us.
[05:06] ---
    We vow this to you!
[05:11] ---
    Wonderful, floor guardians!
[05:13] ---
    I am confident that all of you will be
    able to fulfill your duties without fail!
[05:20] ---
    Well, then.
[05:22] ---
    Right now, the Great Tomb of Nazarick
    is caught up in an unknown situation.
[05:28] ---
    I already had Sebas survey
    our surroundings...
[05:35] ---
    Grasslands?
[05:37] ---
    Yes.
[05:38] ---
    Completely different from the swamps
    that surrounded the Great Tomb of Nazarick,
[05:42] ---
    I could not confirm a single building,
    human, or monster in a one kilometer radius.
[05:50] ---
    Good work, Sebas.
[05:53] ---
    It seems that Nazarick has been transported
    to an unknown land for some reason.
[06:00] ---
    Floor guardian leader, Albedo.
    As well as the defensive leader, Demiurge.
[06:05] ---
    Yes!
[06:06] ---
    Create a stronger information
    sharing system and fortify our defenses!
[06:13] ---
    Yes!
[06:14] ---
    Mare, is there a way to
    conceal the Great Tomb of Nazarick?
[06:18] ---
    I-It would be difficult using just magic.
[06:22] ---
    But, if we covered the walls with dirt
    and concealed ourselves with vegetation...
[06:27] ---
    You want to smear the glorious
    Nazarick walls with dirt?
[06:30] ---
    Albedo! Don't make unnecessary remarks.
[06:33] ---
    Yes. I am very sorry, Lord Momonga.
[06:37] ---
    Is it possible to conceal ourselves
    by covering our walls with dirt?
[06:40] ---
    Y-Yes. As long as you allow it, however...
[06:45] ---
    Yes, a random mound would look unnatural.
[06:49] ---
    Sebas, were there any
    hills around the area?
[06:53] ---
    No. Unfortunately,
    we are surrounded by flatlands.
[06:58] ---
    I see. Then, what would happen
    if we made dummy hills in the area?
[07:04] ---
    I believe we would
    blend in with such a surrounding.
[07:07] ---
    All right, then that is what we shall do.
[07:11] ---
    Afterwards, we will hide the open areas
    that we cannot cover with illusions.
[07:15] ---
    Y-Yes. I understand.
[07:18] ---
    And lastly, I wanted to ask
    each floor guardian something.
[07:24] ---
    First, Shalltear.
    What kind of a person am I to you?
[07:30] ---
    A crystallization of beauty.
    The most beautiful person in this world!
[07:36] ---
    Cocytus.
[07:37] ---
    Stronger than all of the guardians,
[07:40] ---
    a man worthy to be the absolute
    ruler of the Great Tomb of Nazarick.
[07:46] ---
    Aura.
[07:47] ---
    A merciful leader who excels at foresight.
[07:50] ---
    Mare.
[07:51] ---
    A-A very kind person.
[07:54] ---
    Demiurge.
[07:56] ---
    A man who makes wise decisions
    and acts upon them efficiently.
[08:01] ---
    A man who truly fits the
    word "inscrutable."
[08:06] ---
    Sebas.
[08:07] ---
    The head of all the supreme beings
[08:09] ---
    and a merciful leader who
    stayed behind with us until the end.
[08:16] ---
    And lastly, Albedo.
[08:18] ---
    The highest ranking of all the
    supreme beings and our ultimate master.
[08:24] ---
    As well as the man I love!
[08:27] ---
    I-I see.
[08:30] ---
    I have heard all your thoughts.
[08:33] ---
    Continue working faithfully in my name!
[08:35] ---
    Yes!
[08:40] ---
    I'm tired.
[08:42] ---
    Huh? What the hell is with
    their glorious views of me?!
[08:45] ---
    Those guys are serious.
[08:54] ---
    Th-That was really scary, Sis.
[08:57] ---
    Seriously, I thought we were
    going to be squashed by the pressure!
[09:00] ---
    To think he would be this amazing.
[09:02] ---
    So that is Lord Momonga when
    he truly shows himself as our ruler.
[09:06] ---
    So it seems.
[09:08] ---
    It seems he has answered
    to our vow of fidelity.
[09:12] ---
    He was completely different
    when he was with us.
[09:15] ---
    Lord Momonga was super kind!
[09:18] ---
    He even gave us something to drink
    just because we seemed thirsty.
[09:21] ---
    S-So that's what Lord Momonga
    is like when he stands as a ruler.
[09:25] ---
    It was amazing!
[09:27] ---
    It's just as you say!
[09:29] ---
    He responded to our feelings and
    acted just as an absolute ruler should.
[09:33] ---
    As expected of our creator!
[09:35] ---
    Among the 41 supreme beings,
    he is the one who stands at the top!
[09:39] ---
    He is a merciful man who
    stayed behind in this land until the end.
[09:44] ---
    Then, I shall return first.
[09:48] ---
    I do not know where Lord Momonga went,
    but I should be by his side.
[09:54] ---
    Sebas, inform me immediately
    if anything happens.
[09:58] ---
    Especially if Lord Momonga
    calls for me. I will rush to his side!
[10:02] ---
    No matter what I have
    to sacrifice in exchange!
[10:05] ---
    But tell Lord Momonga that I will
    need time if he calls me to his bedchamber.
[10:09] ---
    I would need to bathe first. Of course,
    if he wants me to go without bathing...
[10:13] ---
    I understand. Then I shall
    take my leave, floor guardians.
[10:22] ---
    Is something wrong, Shalltear?
[10:25] ---
    What is it, Shalltear?
[10:27] ---
    H-His amazing presence
    has excited me so much
[10:31] ---
    that my underwear has
    gone through a bit of a crisis.
[10:36] ---
    You bitch!
[10:38] ---
    What?! We just received so much of Lord
    Momonga's energy! We got such a reward!
[10:44] ---
    A girl who doesn't get wet
    from something like that is crazy,
[10:47] ---
    you wide-mouthed gorilla!
[10:49] ---
    You lamprey!
[10:51] ---
    I was created to look this way
    by the supreme beings.
[10:56] ---
    That's the same for me, you know?!
[11:03] ---
    Aura, I'll leave the issues
    between women to other women.
[11:06] ---
    Hey, Demiurge! Are you planning
    on making me take care of this?!
[11:09] ---
    If something happens, I'll intervene.
[11:13] ---
    Goodness. Is this really
    something worth fighting over?
[11:17] ---
    Cocytus!
[11:21] ---
    Personally, I'd be really
    interested in the result.
[11:25] ---
    Huh?
[11:26] ---
    It would be a great addition to our
    forces and for the future of Nazarick.
[11:31] ---
    Wh-What do you mean?
[11:34] ---
    A great ruler should have an heir, right?
[11:39] ---
    Lord Momonga stayed behind until the end.
[11:41] ---
    But, he may leave for another
    place like the others someday.
[11:48] ---
    It would be nice if he left someone we
    could pledge our fidelity to in his place.
[11:53] ---
    Um, s-so you mean that one of them
    would give to birth Lord Momonga's heir?
[11:58] ---
    What kind of blasphemy are you spouting?!
[12:01] ---
    But, wouldn't it be nice to pledge ourselves
    to Lord Momonga's descendant, too?
[12:08] ---
    That would be nice...
[12:10] ---
    No, that would be wonderful.
    What a wonderful situation!
[12:14] ---
    Ahh, to be called Uncle!
    And the child would
[12:16] ---
    By the way, Mare.
[12:17] ---
    Why are you dressed as a girl?
[12:18] ---
    Ride on my shoulders sometimes...
[12:20] ---
    Th-This is something that
    Bukubuku Chagama-san chose for me.
[12:24] ---
    Um, she said I was an "otoko no ko,"
[12:27] ---
    so I-I'm pretty sure
    that I'm supposed to be a boy.
[12:32] ---
    Then perhaps, all young boys in Nazarick
    are supposed to be dressed like that.
[12:38] ---
    Now, Cocytus. Come back to reality, please.
[12:42] ---
    What a wonderful scene.
    That is truly a scene to wish for.
[12:47] ---
    Good for you.
[12:49] ---
    Albedo! Shalltear!
    Are you both still fighting?
[12:52] ---
    They finished fighting.
    Right now, they're...
[12:56] ---
    We are deciding who the head wife will be.
[12:59] ---
    It would be strange if the absolute ruler
    of Nazarick only had one wife.
[13:07] ---
    However, it has yet to be decided
    who will be his official wife.
[13:10] ---
    That is a very interesting matter,
    but will you give us our orders first?
[13:16] ---
    Right. You're right. Shalltear, we shall
    discuss this at length at another time.
[13:21] ---
    I have no problems with that.
[13:23] ---
    Then, let us begin with the plans.
[13:31] ---
    I only took on the class of magician,
[13:34] ---
    but since I'm level 100 I should
    have enough strength to swing a sword.
[13:38] ---
    But...
[13:42] ---
    The fact that I can't wield or equip items
    outside of my class hasn't changed.
[13:48] ---
    It's been three days
    since I came to this world.
[13:50] ---
    I don't feel any fear or
    unease with my form at all.
[13:53] ---
    Have I changed mentally
    as well as physically?
[13:57] ---
    First, I know that if
    I get emotionally unstable,
[14:00] ---
    something forcefully calms me down.
[14:04] ---
    Also, I don't feel hunger
    or the need to sleep.
[14:07] ---
    My libido was strangely
    there for a little bit,
[14:11] ---
    but since I didn't act
    on it, that's gone, too.
[14:15] ---
    Lord Momonga.
[14:16] ---
    Yes.
[14:18] ---
    Create Greater Item!
[14:31] ---
    Just like in Yggdrasil, it seems that
    any items created by magic are usable.
[14:38] ---
    Narberal, I'm going to go out for a bit.
[14:42] ---
    The guards have already been prepared.
[14:45] ---
    No, I will go alone.
[14:47] ---
    Please wait!
[14:48] ---
    Lord Momonga, if you go alone,
[14:50] ---
    we cannot perish as your shields
    if something were to happen.
[14:55] ---
    There is something I want to do discreetly.
[14:58] ---
    I will not allow anyone to accompany me.
[15:01] ---
    I understand.
[15:05] ---
    This is so freaking tiring.
[15:08] ---
    Well, I can't use magic in this armor,
[15:08] ---
    1st Floor Great Tomb Central Mausoleum
[15:11] ---
    but I'll make do with my items.
[15:19] ---
    Jealousy, Avarice, and Wrath.
[15:21] ---
    Why are the three demon generals
    under Demiurge on the first floor?
[15:26] ---
    Hm?
[15:27] ---
    Demiurge.
[15:30] ---
    Lord Momonga.
[15:32] ---
    You came here without any guards?
[15:35] ---
    And that armor...
[15:37] ---
    H-How did he know it was me?!
[15:39] ---
    No, the only person who can
    freely teleport within Nazarick
[15:42] ---
    is someone who has a guild ring.
[15:44] ---
    Of course he knew.
[15:46] ---
    Well, there's a reason for all of this.
[15:51] ---
    So that's how it is.
[15:52] ---
    Huh?
[15:53] ---
    As expected of a ruler,
    your attention to detail is impeccable.
[15:57] ---
    Huh? What? I just wanted
    to go outside and get some air!
[16:00] ---
    However, I cannot allow you to go out
    without anyone accompanying you.
[16:08] ---
    Then I will allow just one to accompany me.
[16:12] ---
    Thank you very much
    for accepting my selfishness.
[16:32] ---
    Whoa.
[16:38] ---
    Amazing. I've never seen
    such a clear night sky before.
[16:44] ---
    The sky on the 6th floor that
    Blue Planet-san made was pretty amazing,
[16:48] ---
    but this is even more so!
[16:56] ---
    Fly!
[17:21] ---
    I can see so far with just
    the light from the moon and stars!
[17:24] ---
    I can't believe that
    this world is real, Blue Planet-san!
[17:29] ---
    The stars in the sky are
    glittering like a box of jewels.
[17:34] ---
    I believe this world shines so that
    my lord can adorn himself with its riches.
[17:42] ---
    That may be true.
[17:45] ---
    I may have come to this land
    to obtain this box of treasures.
[17:52] ---
    No, it's not something
    I should hoard for myself.
[17:56] ---
    Perhaps, this is so I can adorn Nazarick
    and my friends of Ains Ooal Gown with it.
[18:03] ---
    If you wish it, we will use all the
    forces of Nazarick to obtain it for you.
[18:10] ---
    At this point, when we don't
    even know what exists out there?
[18:15] ---
    But, well, taking over
    the world might be enjoyable.
[18:23] ---
    Well, there's no way we'd
    be able to do something like that.
[18:26] ---
    Even so, am I really the only one
    who came here from Yggdrasil?
[18:31] ---
    My message skill didn't reach anyone, but
    it might be because they're too far away
[18:35] ---
    or the effects of the magic have changed.
[18:39] ---
    If that's the case,
[18:40] ---
    if the name of Ains Ooal Gown
    is spread throughout the world...
[18:57] ---
    Earth Surge. On top of that, he's using
    a skill to increase his magic range
[19:02] ---
    and his own class skills to
    amplify it as well. As expected of Mare!
[19:06] ---
    Lord Momonga.
    Can I ask what you plan to do?
[19:10] ---
    I will go visit Mare while he is working.
[19:13] ---
    What do you think
    I should give him as a reward?
[19:16] ---
    I am sure that he will be happy
    just to have you speak to him.
[19:20] ---
    Yes.
[19:30] ---
    Lord Momonga!
[19:34] ---
    Why are you here?
[19:36] ---
    Did I make a mistake?
[19:38] ---
    No, Mare.
[19:40] ---
    Your work to prevent others
    from finding Nazarick is very important.
[19:46] ---
    Y-Yes.
[19:47] ---
    That's why, Mare. I wanted you
    to know just how satisfied I am.
[19:53] ---
    Yes, Lord Momonga!
[19:55] ---
    Right. Then, this is for you.
[19:59] ---
    Ring of Ains Ooal Gown!
[20:02] ---
    This is an item that only the
    supreme beings are allowed to wear,
[20:05] ---
    so I can't possible accept it!
[20:07] ---
    Calm down, Mare.
[20:09] ---
    Huh?
[20:10] ---
    Movement between the
    floors of Nazarick is limited,
[20:14] ---
    but you can move freely with this ring.
[20:18] ---
    Now, take this ring and
    serve Nazarick well!
[20:29] ---
    Th-Thank you very much!
[20:31] ---
    I will be sure to work hard
    to live up to s-such a treasure!
[20:37] ---
    I'm depending on you, Mare.
[20:39] ---
    Yes! Um, by the way, Lord Momonga.
[20:42] ---
    Why are you dressed like that?
[20:44] ---
    W-Well, that is...
[20:47] ---
    It's simple, Mare.
[20:56] ---
    Albedo.
[20:59] ---
    Lord Momonga didn't want to bother
    his subordinates while they were working.
[21:04] ---
    If we knew that Lord Momonga was here,
    everyone would stop what they were doing
[21:08] ---
    just to bow down to his greatness.
[21:11] ---
    Isn't that right, Lord Momonga?
[21:13] ---
    As expected of Albedo!
    You know just what I'm thinking.
[21:18] ---
    As the leader of the floor guardians,
    this much is expected.
[21:20] ---
    No, even if I didn't have this title,
[21:22] ---
    I am confident that I would
    understand your feelings.
[21:26] ---
    I-I see.
[21:29] ---
    Is something the matter?
[21:31] ---
    N-No, it's nothing.
[21:34] ---
    Right. Then, Mare.
[21:35] ---
    Sorry for interrupting you.
    Return to your work.
[21:39] ---
    Y-Yes. Then, excuse me, Lord Momonga.
[21:45] ---
    That's right. I should give
    one to you as well, Albedo.
[21:49] ---
    Give me one of what?
[21:53] ---
    As the administrator of the guardians,
    you need this item as well.
[22:00] ---
    Thank you very much.
[22:03] ---
    Huh?
[22:06] ---
    W-Work diligently for me.
[22:08] ---
    Demiurge, I will prepare one
    for you another day.
[22:12] ---
    I understand. I will work hard
    to be worthy of such a ring.
[22:18] ---
    Then, I have done what I planned to do.
[22:20] ---
    I will return before I get into trouble.
[22:23] ---
    All riiiiight!
[22:34] ---
    Tomorrow morning, attack the next village.
[22:37] ---
    Guide the beasts to their cage.
[22:44] ---
    Don't you give me your love and passion?
[22:47] ---
    (Believe in love, even though
    there're borders and disturbances and more)

[22:51] ---
    (I'm the only one who loves you
    because I'm crazy about you)

[22:55] ---
    Let's ride to hell, I'll serve you and go
[22:58] ---
    If it means we can be together,
    I wish we could die

[23:00] ---
    Beyond the line there is no ending
[23:03] ---
    I swear, I'm gonna be so fxxking grateful
[23:05] ---
    Blessing word, you are supreme
[23:07] ---
    I follow your orders loyally, your highness
[23:09] ---
    You give orders, I won't give you to anyone
[23:12] ---
    You are the most treasured existence
[23:14] ---
    You don't know why my love is crying
[23:17] ---
    I want to adhere,
    to the point of excessiveness

[23:19] ---
    I want eternity, don't wanna cry
[23:21] ---
    I'm about to go crazy
    with my jealous delusions

[23:26] ---
    Don't you give me your love and passion?
[23:28] ---
    Love is a riotous impulse, let go
[23:31] ---
    Instinct over spirit,
    I demand more of your heart

[23:35] ---
    I don't want to live in a world without you
[23:37] ---
    Any future other than you, kill it, kill it
[23:42] ---
    I would be happy to kill it for my love
[23:53] ---
    (I'm imagining now, if you're mine.)
[23:55] ---
    (It's like a paradise and haven and more)
[23:58] ---
    (You're the only man who I love
    in my life and destiny and all)

[24:04] ---
    Don't you give me your love and passion?
[24:06] ---
    I know the border. It
    should be wrecked, go!

[24:18] ---