E2 - Floor Guardians
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My, am I the first?
[00:41] ---
Shalltear. She is the floor guardian
of the first, second, and third floors
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in the Great Tomb of Nazarick.
She is a true vampire.
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My lord!
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The one beloved man I cannot rule above!
[00:57] ---
Wha... Hey!
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Shalltear, why don't you give it a rest?
[01:03] ---
Oh, little shorty. You were here?
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It must be difficult, Mare,
to have such a crazy older sister.
[01:13] ---
Fake boobs.
[01:14] ---
What?!
[01:15] ---
Looks like I was right!
[01:16] ---
That's why you went through
the trouble of using a gate to get here.
[01:19] ---
You were in a hurry,
but since you overstuffed your breasts
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they would shift if you ran.
[01:25] ---
Shut your mouth! You
have nothing, yourself!
[01:28] ---
I'm still only 76 years old,
but you're an undead.
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It must be tough having
no more chance to grow.
[01:35] ---
Why don't you just
accept what you have now?
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Bitch!
[01:39] ---
You should think
carefully about what you say!
[01:39] ---
How nostalgic.
[01:41] ---
Peroroncino-san, who created
Shalltear, and his older sister
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Bukubuku Chagama-san, who created Aura
and Mare, used to always fight like this.
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What a ruckus.
[01:54] ---
You two are playing around
too much in front of our master.
[01:57] ---
Cocytus. He is the floor
guardian of the fifth floor.
[02:00] ---
Both his personality and concept design
were set with the word "warrior" in mind.
[02:04] ---
This little shorty slandered me!
[02:06] ---
I told the truth!
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That's enough!
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Shalltear. Aura.
That is enough playing around.
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I apologize!
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You came, Cocytus.
[02:20] ---
I shall always respond
immediately to your summons.
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Yes, good work.
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Everyone, I apologize for
making you all wait.
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Demiurge.
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He is the floor guardian of the seventh
floor in the Great Tomb of Nazarick.
[02:35] ---
He is a demon set as the NPC leader
when we must take defensive actions.
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Now, everyone. To our
supreme leader, the ritual of fidelity.
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Where did the answer go? Search for it
[03:01] ---
Where's my soul?
[03:12] ---
It's like a fear, just like a nightmare
[03:14] ---
Even when I wake, all I've got is bones
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I'm in a panic? Get out, hurry
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Oh, there're mysteries and miseries
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Dead or alive, I'm being
swayed by the line between them
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If I wander, right to left to hell
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Invitation to loneliness,
withdrawal of emotion
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I dance 1, 2, 3 steps on this dark stage
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Raise your flag, march on, fight
[03:34] ---
My hand reaches for the mask's edge,
but only my bones resound
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Wars and swords, tears and blood
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I suddenly find myself
laughing at the overflowing power
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Where is the answer? Search for it
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Where's my soul? Where's my heart?
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I'm getting swallowed up by reality
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Don't hesitate, go this way
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I don't know, I don't care
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Even if I'm moving an imitation
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I just have to live on in this world
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Ah, the sadness of loss aches once again
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Misery-World
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The world of the DMMO-RPG Yggdrasil
changed after the last day of service.
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Though magic can still be used,
various rules have changed
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and the NPCs have begun
to move on their own volition.
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Raise your heads.
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Why am I showing them such
a depressed and hopeless aura?!
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You all did well to gather here. Thank you.
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Your thanks is wasted upon us.
We here have all pledged ourselves to you.
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Lord Momonga, you may find us lacking.
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However, we vow to work hard
and to live up to the expectations
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of the supreme beings who created us.
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We vow this to you!
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Wonderful, floor guardians!
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I am confident that all of you will be
able to fulfill your duties without fail!
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Well, then.
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Right now, the Great Tomb of Nazarick
is caught up in an unknown situation.
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I already had Sebas survey
our surroundings...
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Grasslands?
[05:37] ---
Yes.
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Completely different from the swamps
that surrounded the Great Tomb of Nazarick,
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I could not confirm a single building,
human, or monster in a one kilometer radius.
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Good work, Sebas.
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It seems that Nazarick has been transported
to an unknown land for some reason.
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Floor guardian leader, Albedo.
As well as the defensive leader, Demiurge.
[06:05] ---
Yes!
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Create a stronger information
sharing system and fortify our defenses!
[06:13] ---
Yes!
[06:14] ---
Mare, is there a way to
conceal the Great Tomb of Nazarick?
[06:18] ---
I-It would be difficult using just magic.
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But, if we covered the walls with dirt
and concealed ourselves with vegetation...
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You want to smear the glorious
Nazarick walls with dirt?
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Albedo! Don't make unnecessary remarks.
[06:33] ---
Yes. I am very sorry, Lord Momonga.
[06:37] ---
Is it possible to conceal ourselves
by covering our walls with dirt?
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Y-Yes. As long as you allow it, however...
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Yes, a random mound would look unnatural.
[06:49] ---
Sebas, were there any
hills around the area?
[06:53] ---
No. Unfortunately,
we are surrounded by flatlands.
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I see. Then, what would happen
if we made dummy hills in the area?
[07:04] ---
I believe we would
blend in with such a surrounding.
[07:07] ---
All right, then that is what we shall do.
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Afterwards, we will hide the open areas
that we cannot cover with illusions.
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Y-Yes. I understand.
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And lastly, I wanted to ask
each floor guardian something.
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First, Shalltear.
What kind of a person am I to you?
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A crystallization of beauty.
The most beautiful person in this world!
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Cocytus.
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Stronger than all of the guardians,
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a man worthy to be the absolute
ruler of the Great Tomb of Nazarick.
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Aura.
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A merciful leader who excels at foresight.
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Mare.
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A-A very kind person.
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Demiurge.
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A man who makes wise decisions
and acts upon them efficiently.
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A man who truly fits the
word "inscrutable."
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Sebas.
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The head of all the supreme beings
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and a merciful leader who
stayed behind with us until the end.
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And lastly, Albedo.
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The highest ranking of all the
supreme beings and our ultimate master.
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As well as the man I love!
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I-I see.
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I have heard all your thoughts.
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Continue working faithfully in my name!
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Yes!
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I'm tired.
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Huh? What the hell is with
their glorious views of me?!
[08:45] ---
Those guys are serious.
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Th-That was really scary, Sis.
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Seriously, I thought we were
going to be squashed by the pressure!
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To think he would be this amazing.
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So that is Lord Momonga when
he truly shows himself as our ruler.
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So it seems.
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It seems he has answered
to our vow of fidelity.
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He was completely different
when he was with us.
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Lord Momonga was super kind!
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He even gave us something to drink
just because we seemed thirsty.
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S-So that's what Lord Momonga
is like when he stands as a ruler.
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It was amazing!
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It's just as you say!
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He responded to our feelings and
acted just as an absolute ruler should.
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As expected of our creator!
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Among the 41 supreme beings,
he is the one who stands at the top!
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He is a merciful man who
stayed behind in this land until the end.
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Then, I shall return first.
[09:48] ---
I do not know where Lord Momonga went,
but I should be by his side.
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Sebas, inform me immediately
if anything happens.
[09:58] ---
Especially if Lord Momonga
calls for me. I will rush to his side!
[10:02] ---
No matter what I have
to sacrifice in exchange!
[10:05] ---
But tell Lord Momonga that I will
need time if he calls me to his bedchamber.
[10:09] ---
I would need to bathe first. Of course,
if he wants me to go without bathing...
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I understand. Then I shall
take my leave, floor guardians.
[10:22] ---
Is something wrong, Shalltear?
[10:25] ---
What is it, Shalltear?
[10:27] ---
H-His amazing presence
has excited me so much
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that my underwear has
gone through a bit of a crisis.
[10:36] ---
You bitch!
[10:38] ---
What?! We just received so much of Lord
Momonga's energy! We got such a reward!
[10:44] ---
A girl who doesn't get wet
from something like that is crazy,
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you wide-mouthed gorilla!
[10:49] ---
You lamprey!
[10:51] ---
I was created to look this way
by the supreme beings.
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That's the same for me, you know?!
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Aura, I'll leave the issues
between women to other women.
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Hey, Demiurge! Are you planning
on making me take care of this?!
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If something happens, I'll intervene.
[11:13] ---
Goodness. Is this really
something worth fighting over?
[11:17] ---
Cocytus!
[11:21] ---
Personally, I'd be really
interested in the result.
[11:25] ---
Huh?
[11:26] ---
It would be a great addition to our
forces and for the future of Nazarick.
[11:31] ---
Wh-What do you mean?
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A great ruler should have an heir, right?
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Lord Momonga stayed behind until the end.
[11:41] ---
But, he may leave for another
place like the others someday.
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It would be nice if he left someone we
could pledge our fidelity to in his place.
[11:53] ---
Um, s-so you mean that one of them
would give to birth Lord Momonga's heir?
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What kind of blasphemy are you spouting?!
[12:01] ---
But, wouldn't it be nice to pledge ourselves
to Lord Momonga's descendant, too?
[12:08] ---
That would be nice...
[12:10] ---
No, that would be wonderful.
What a wonderful situation!
[12:14] ---
Ahh, to be called Uncle!
And the child would
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By the way, Mare.
[12:17] ---
Why are you dressed as a girl?
[12:18] ---
Ride on my shoulders sometimes...
[12:20] ---
Th-This is something that
Bukubuku Chagama-san chose for me.
[12:24] ---
Um, she said I was an "otoko no ko,"
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so I-I'm pretty sure
that I'm supposed to be a boy.
[12:32] ---
Then perhaps, all young boys in Nazarick
are supposed to be dressed like that.
[12:38] ---
Now, Cocytus. Come back to reality, please.
[12:42] ---
What a wonderful scene.
That is truly a scene to wish for.
[12:47] ---
Good for you.
[12:49] ---
Albedo! Shalltear!
Are you both still fighting?
[12:52] ---
They finished fighting.
Right now, they're...
[12:56] ---
We are deciding who the head wife will be.
[12:59] ---
It would be strange if the absolute ruler
of Nazarick only had one wife.
[13:07] ---
However, it has yet to be decided
who will be his official wife.
[13:10] ---
That is a very interesting matter,
but will you give us our orders first?
[13:16] ---
Right. You're right. Shalltear, we shall
discuss this at length at another time.
[13:21] ---
I have no problems with that.
[13:23] ---
Then, let us begin with the plans.
[13:31] ---
I only took on the class of magician,
[13:34] ---
but since I'm level 100 I should
have enough strength to swing a sword.
[13:38] ---
But...
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The fact that I can't wield or equip items
outside of my class hasn't changed.
[13:48] ---
It's been three days
since I came to this world.
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I don't feel any fear or
unease with my form at all.
[13:53] ---
Have I changed mentally
as well as physically?
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First, I know that if
I get emotionally unstable,
[14:00] ---
something forcefully calms me down.
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Also, I don't feel hunger
or the need to sleep.
[14:07] ---
My libido was strangely
there for a little bit,
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but since I didn't act
on it, that's gone, too.
[14:15] ---
Lord Momonga.
[14:16] ---
Yes.
[14:18] ---
Create Greater Item!
[14:31] ---
Just like in Yggdrasil, it seems that
any items created by magic are usable.
[14:38] ---
Narberal, I'm going to go out for a bit.
[14:42] ---
The guards have already been prepared.
[14:45] ---
No, I will go alone.
[14:47] ---
Please wait!
[14:48] ---
Lord Momonga, if you go alone,
[14:50] ---
we cannot perish as your shields
if something were to happen.
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There is something I want to do discreetly.
[14:58] ---
I will not allow anyone to accompany me.
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I understand.
[15:05] ---
This is so freaking tiring.
[15:08] ---
Well, I can't use magic in this armor,
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1st Floor Great Tomb Central Mausoleum
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but I'll make do with my items.
[15:19] ---
Jealousy, Avarice, and Wrath.
[15:21] ---
Why are the three demon generals
under Demiurge on the first floor?
[15:26] ---
Hm?
[15:27] ---
Demiurge.
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Lord Momonga.
[15:32] ---
You came here without any guards?
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And that armor...
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H-How did he know it was me?!
[15:39] ---
No, the only person who can
freely teleport within Nazarick
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is someone who has a guild ring.
[15:44] ---
Of course he knew.
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Well, there's a reason for all of this.
[15:51] ---
So that's how it is.
[15:52] ---
Huh?
[15:53] ---
As expected of a ruler,
your attention to detail is impeccable.
[15:57] ---
Huh? What? I just wanted
to go outside and get some air!
[16:00] ---
However, I cannot allow you to go out
without anyone accompanying you.
[16:08] ---
Then I will allow just one to accompany me.
[16:12] ---
Thank you very much
for accepting my selfishness.
[16:32] ---
Whoa.
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Amazing. I've never seen
such a clear night sky before.
[16:44] ---
The sky on the 6th floor that
Blue Planet-san made was pretty amazing,
[16:48] ---
but this is even more so!
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Fly!
[17:21] ---
I can see so far with just
the light from the moon and stars!
[17:24] ---
I can't believe that
this world is real, Blue Planet-san!
[17:29] ---
The stars in the sky are
glittering like a box of jewels.
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I believe this world shines so that
my lord can adorn himself with its riches.
[17:42] ---
That may be true.
[17:45] ---
I may have come to this land
to obtain this box of treasures.
[17:52] ---
No, it's not something
I should hoard for myself.
[17:56] ---
Perhaps, this is so I can adorn Nazarick
and my friends of Ains Ooal Gown with it.
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If you wish it, we will use all the
forces of Nazarick to obtain it for you.
[18:10] ---
At this point, when we don't
even know what exists out there?
[18:15] ---
But, well, taking over
the world might be enjoyable.
[18:23] ---
Well, there's no way we'd
be able to do something like that.
[18:26] ---
Even so, am I really the only one
who came here from Yggdrasil?
[18:31] ---
My message skill didn't reach anyone, but
it might be because they're too far away
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or the effects of the magic have changed.
[18:39] ---
If that's the case,
[18:40] ---
if the name of Ains Ooal Gown
is spread throughout the world...
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Earth Surge. On top of that, he's using
a skill to increase his magic range
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and his own class skills to
amplify it as well. As expected of Mare!
[19:06] ---
Lord Momonga.
Can I ask what you plan to do?
[19:10] ---
I will go visit Mare while he is working.
[19:13] ---
What do you think
I should give him as a reward?
[19:16] ---
I am sure that he will be happy
just to have you speak to him.
[19:20] ---
Yes.
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Lord Momonga!
[19:34] ---
Why are you here?
[19:36] ---
Did I make a mistake?
[19:38] ---
No, Mare.
[19:40] ---
Your work to prevent others
from finding Nazarick is very important.
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Y-Yes.
[19:47] ---
That's why, Mare. I wanted you
to know just how satisfied I am.
[19:53] ---
Yes, Lord Momonga!
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Right. Then, this is for you.
[19:59] ---
Ring of Ains Ooal Gown!
[20:02] ---
This is an item that only the
supreme beings are allowed to wear,
[20:05] ---
so I can't possible accept it!
[20:07] ---
Calm down, Mare.
[20:09] ---
Huh?
[20:10] ---
Movement between the
floors of Nazarick is limited,
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but you can move freely with this ring.
[20:18] ---
Now, take this ring and
serve Nazarick well!
[20:29] ---
Th-Thank you very much!
[20:31] ---
I will be sure to work hard
to live up to s-such a treasure!
[20:37] ---
I'm depending on you, Mare.
[20:39] ---
Yes! Um, by the way, Lord Momonga.
[20:42] ---
Why are you dressed like that?
[20:44] ---
W-Well, that is...
[20:47] ---
It's simple, Mare.
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Albedo.
[20:59] ---
Lord Momonga didn't want to bother
his subordinates while they were working.
[21:04] ---
If we knew that Lord Momonga was here,
everyone would stop what they were doing
[21:08] ---
just to bow down to his greatness.
[21:11] ---
Isn't that right, Lord Momonga?
[21:13] ---
As expected of Albedo!
You know just what I'm thinking.
[21:18] ---
As the leader of the floor guardians,
this much is expected.
[21:20] ---
No, even if I didn't have this title,
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I am confident that I would
understand your feelings.
[21:26] ---
I-I see.
[21:29] ---
Is something the matter?
[21:31] ---
N-No, it's nothing.
[21:34] ---
Right. Then, Mare.
[21:35] ---
Sorry for interrupting you.
Return to your work.
[21:39] ---
Y-Yes. Then, excuse me, Lord Momonga.
[21:45] ---
That's right. I should give
one to you as well, Albedo.
[21:49] ---
Give me one of what?
[21:53] ---
As the administrator of the guardians,
you need this item as well.
[22:00] ---
Thank you very much.
[22:03] ---
Huh?
[22:06] ---
W-Work diligently for me.
[22:08] ---
Demiurge, I will prepare one
for you another day.
[22:12] ---
I understand. I will work hard
to be worthy of such a ring.
[22:18] ---
Then, I have done what I planned to do.
[22:20] ---
I will return before I get into trouble.
[22:23] ---
All riiiiight!
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Tomorrow morning, attack the next village.
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Guide the beasts to their cage.
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Don't you give me your love and passion?
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(Believe in love, even though
there're borders and disturbances and more)
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(I'm the only one who loves you
because I'm crazy about you)
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Let's ride to hell, I'll serve you and go
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If it means we can be together,
I wish we could die
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Beyond the line there is no ending
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I swear, I'm gonna be so fxxking grateful
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Blessing word, you are supreme
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I follow your orders loyally, your highness
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You give orders, I won't give you to anyone
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You are the most treasured existence
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You don't know why my love is crying
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I want to adhere,
to the point of excessiveness
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I want eternity, don't wanna cry
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I'm about to go crazy
with my jealous delusions
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Don't you give me your love and passion?
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Love is a riotous impulse, let go
[23:31] ---
Instinct over spirit,
I demand more of your heart
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I don't want to live in a world without you
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Any future other than you, kill it, kill it
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I would be happy to kill it for my love
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(I'm imagining now, if you're mine.)
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(It's like a paradise and haven and more)
[23:58] ---
(You're the only man who I love
in my life and destiny and all)
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Don't you give me your love and passion?
[24:06] ---
I know the border. It
should be wrecked, go!
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